I lived in California for a couple years and this one time I asked a girl how old she was. She replied, “my spirit and my essence are eternal”. So I countered, “Ok, how long has your physical presence been here upon this earth?” She looked at me, stunned, and said “Damn no one’s ever gotten me with that before. I’m 22.”
I think restaurant business' in Southern California need to be part of the "price gauging" investigation going on, because they swear they put gold in their food with these F ing prices!!!
My aunt and her close friend left Philly for LA about 35yrs ago. My grandparents and I went down to visit shortly after. At 6yrs old I remembered feeling like it really was a different world... 8yrs later I went to see her, my cousin, & my uncle who both were blooming architects at the time & living in the hills. Point being, this is a very accurate depiction of the transformation of everyone that stays.
I didn’t know LA had a Cafe Gratitude! 😂. I can recall a time I sat in ye olde Berkeley Cafe Gratitude and said those menu item names as if my future depended on it. 😂😂😂 (So embarrassed to admit that!!). Very well done.
You are my new favorite sketch comedian! Your facial expressions and tone add soooo much to the skits. This skit hit too close to home; I feel like everyone I know who has ever moved to LA went through this exact experience :D
Yup it's been a while since my last LA trip, perhaps I'll visit again - and then leave. Sounds crazier than ever- good ole' bat shit crazy LA never disappoints. You're still my favorite nut Nikki! Love your content!
Shit Brent ! That was fkn awesome! Love y’all’s skits!! ❤😂. I envision a TV skit comedy show with you guys and the Cherdleys bunch +Amanda McCants !! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I ate there once with my girlfriend. Our waiter was Thyme. He recommended the Chiken. Not bad...tasted like Chicken. Lunch for the two of us was $320, pretty reasonable for L.A.
@@duhni4551 for gold-wrapped borderline-extinction animals served with some exotic plants made by a well-known chef with the whole meal only weighing 4 oz (but it has fancy sauces in a wavy pattern) is a bargain. I mean who wouldn't want to pay that price for such a meal. Lol
LA is insanely expensive and that's l what visitors need to know foremost. Also the level of frustration found in LA is through the roof, and most likely place to encounter that frustration are the roads.
I love this version (of the skit) much better than the one I saw on BP’s channel. Laughed much harder on this one! Yes I live in So. Cal and eat at Cafe G 😂
If you're from Ohio, listen up.I lived in L.A. for 34 years and left 17 years ago. I've also spent some time in Ohio. Don't waste your time and money in L.A. or the state of California. There are way too many better places in The U.S. Ohio is one of them!
"Welcome to Canteen Sacred Abundance, my name is Basil" incredible writing
"I'm here to guide you through your sustenance journey" 💀💀💀
"Basil like the herb, or the idiot owner of Fawlty Towers?" 😆
I love how he floated away backwards every time.
In LA it's always some sort of grammatically incorrect spelling of a child's name, i.e., Basyl, Bayzel, Basile, ect.
@@galamander_1327 I noticed that too, it was funny
I love Nikki's facial expressions the most 😂😂😂
I lived in California for a couple years and this one time I asked a girl how old she was. She replied, “my spirit and my essence are eternal”. So I countered, “Ok, how long has your physical presence been here upon this earth?” She looked at me, stunned, and said “Damn no one’s ever gotten me with that before. I’m 22.”
Most people just walk away 😅
Bullshit !
I call Bullshit on your story
Haha, this is basically Cafe Gratitude if youre visiting LA and want to experience the hilariousness.
no thanks !
Hey thanks for the reference ! I'll look that place up
Oh God it's exactly what I thought it would be !
Yup yup! Hella expensive, pretentious as fuck…and actually delicious.
There we go I was looking for the Cafe Gratitude comment, was dearly hoping I wouldn’t be the first
“F*** LA.” My sentiments exactly and I live there. As usual, Nikki’s facial expressions make the video 👍.
I think restaurant business' in Southern California need to be part of the "price gauging" investigation going on, because they swear they put gold in their food with these F ing prices!!!
also B*** LA! B*** LA! XD .... Go PADRES!
Fuck L.A., good scHoolboy Q song
@@j0shuais B LA?
@@MR-nl8xr Beat LA xD
Throwing hilarious shade on Cafe Gratitude. Love it!
Thanks for pointing out that's a real restaurant, their menus are ridiculous.
"I AM MYSTICAL"
"YO SOY MUCHO"
"I AM CRINGING HARD"
I think that was actually a shot of their menu
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My LA experience was roughly drive three hours to go somewhere, then spend two hours looking for parking.
They have perfect weather and a ton of money, and yet they chose to build the biggest car-dependent asphalt wasteland in the world
"Fuck LA, lets go to Chili's"
I am in tune with her spiritual vibrations.
Consistently one of the best comedic actors on the platform. Underrated is an understatement.
agree, for sure
Lol I was in LA had lunch at some trendy place. My burger was $54
1:55-1:59 when the drinks disappear and reappear; that's what the $76 was for lol. I'm from LA and this made my day! 😂
Nice catch.
"I am soiled" killed me
My aunt and her close friend left Philly for LA about 35yrs ago. My grandparents and I went down to visit shortly after. At 6yrs old I remembered feeling like it really was a different world... 8yrs later I went to see her, my cousin, & my uncle who both were blooming architects at the time & living in the hills. Point being, this is a very accurate depiction of the transformation of everyone that stays.
I love the way Brent retreated each time. Hilarious.
There's definitely a huge difference living in LA as a So Cal native versus a transplant. Haha!!! Great skit.
It looked like the waiter was rolled away from the table each time he left. 😄
Nah, it was just his source that didn't vibrate in aligment with gravity 😁
I picked up 😂on that too he be like I said maaa say roll me out 😅😂🤪😜🛞🛞🛞🛞
The backward walk omg AHAH
"this morrow"
>.
The float away game was tight. 🙂
76$ is so accurate 😂😂
Totally reminds me of how relieved I am that I left there a few years ago!!!
"Civil War hippy!".. Dyin'..
I didn’t know LA had a Cafe Gratitude! 😂. I can recall a time I sat in ye olde Berkeley Cafe Gratitude and said those menu item names as if my future depended on it. 😂😂😂 (So embarrassed to admit that!!). Very well done.
Welcome to the eatery of culinary enchantment, which jouurney shall thy palet embark upon this glorious day😂
“forgiveth my friend” 😂😂😂
You are my new favorite sketch comedian! Your facial expressions and tone add soooo much to the skits.
This skit hit too close to home; I feel like everyone I know who has ever moved to LA went through this exact experience :D
Nikki's expressions are too good
Brutal truth in this comedy - thanks for putting this out there.
Man, when the waiter showed up, I just died!! 😂😂
“The only thing that guy is going to lead us into is a K-hole” is an underrated line.
Cafe Gratitude ... in Berkeley. Felt the same way, although frankly the food was pretty good.
Outstanding! What writing! Superb! And the performances are top-notch! 🌟
The only time I have ever walked out on a meal was in LA. Two sushi rolls and two beers, over $75.
Yay Chili's!
"The only thing that guy's going to lead us into is a K hole" lmao!!!
I had look what 'K hole" means.
1:54 Where are the drinks?
Top notch stuff Nikki :) Keep it up!
3:38 😅 The truth shall set you free!
This is so accurate it's even expensive in Alaska due to shipping and no I do not live there.
Brent is clearly the one who can keep up with these girls when their skits get truly off the wall.
Atleast finish the drinks before leaving. It is $76.
I dont think they paid.
I came here to say this!
I am laughing so much.This is actually as funny as "When Friends Give Dating Advice" which i have watched about 20 times
We need a whole damn show..
Yup it's been a while since my last LA trip, perhaps I'll visit again - and then leave. Sounds crazier than ever- good ole' bat shit crazy LA never disappoints. You're still my favorite nut Nikki! Love your content!
I moved away from L.A. more than 15 years ago, best decision of my life!
Nikki's facial expressions can't amiss 😂
" yea that's right!! she supports big pharma!!"
Basil still lives in grandmas basement
Shit Brent ! That was fkn awesome! Love y’all’s skits!! ❤😂. I envision a TV skit comedy show with you guys and the Cherdleys bunch +Amanda McCants !! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
That man bun broke me 🤣
Civil war hippies! Her team of writers are top shelf masters.
That was a good one. 😊
So, talk like the people in the capitol from The Hunger Games. 😂
That's why LA sits above the San Andreas fault
Technically, to the left of the San Andreas fault. But there are plenty of other faults in LA. Namaste
“Let’s go to Chilis” best part of the entire video. Love it
Shut up and sit down 😂
Love that stuff❤❤
I ate there once with my girlfriend. Our waiter was Thyme. He recommended the Chiken. Not bad...tasted like Chicken. Lunch for the two of us was $320, pretty reasonable for L.A.
320 for lunch is not reasonable in any place in the world 😂
@@duhni4551 for gold-wrapped borderline-extinction animals served with some exotic plants made by a well-known chef with the whole meal only weighing 4 oz (but it has fancy sauces in a wavy pattern) is a bargain. I mean who wouldn't want to pay that price for such a meal. Lol
@@rbrought 😂
I’m every woman is originally a Chaka khan song, not Whitney Houston.
My name is Basil...Dead💀
EXCEPT FOR 'KOOMIN' 😂😂😂
U three r genius
This woman is the best
Hmmm reminds me of Ubud in Bali also.. 🤔
Love the waiter ! Lol I actually understand him lol 😂
That was really well done. I do not know how the three of them did not crack up
LA is insanely expensive and that's l what visitors need to know foremost. Also the level of frustration found in LA is through the roof, and most likely place to encounter that frustration are the roads.
"Civil War Hippie" 💀💀💀
The only thing that guys going to lead us into is a k hole
Loveth howeth my spirit essence hath been uplifted this morrow!
“It’s all in me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:55 - 2:00 the drinks magically disappear and reappear...magical like LA
Astonishingly good
😂😂😂😂No! I wasn't saying it either😂😂😂😂
This was so well done! By the end I found myself needing some Rocky Mountain Oysters or Fried Cheese Curds to cure my soul 🤣
Yooooo how much is a bit of guava dust 😂 is that like a pinch
I LOVE EGGPLANT PARM AAAAAAAAAA
U got that coming!
See, I love when people say “let’s be ourselves”, then they immediately get talked out of it 😂🤣
I will not stand for any LA slander.
Hahhaaahahaaa because this is so apropos!! Cafe gratitude 101
We need to start having a conversation about Nikki's uncle.
Baha ide have to leave, “basil” 😂😂😂
LA; a magical place rent is 2$ a square feet( if your lucky), you pay for parking, and give a 20% tip not because you "need" to
I love this version (of the skit) much better than the one I saw on BP’s channel. Laughed much harder on this one! Yes I live in So. Cal and eat at Cafe G 😂
I avoid California like the plague. Ohio too.
This is so good
Yo my mans back out game..👌🏿
As a person named Basil and wears a man (lower) bun, I feel attacked 😂😂
"Except for cumin."
I believe it's pronounced (COME-IN).
Lackluster ending but still yet
I Am Soiled!
Oh, LA ❤
2:13 lol 😂
If you're from Ohio, listen up.I lived in L.A. for 34 years and left 17 years ago. I've also spent some time in Ohio. Don't waste your time and money in L.A. or the state of California. There are way too many better places in The U.S. Ohio is one of them!
Nikki is freaking hilarious!!
the end 😂😂
good stuff
LOL was the waiter on a hoverboard when coming to and leaving the table?
Acting like this is what defines LA is like acting like DC is all politicians
Cafe Gratitude lmaooooo
Best skit
😂😂😂did she just float past something her Uncle did😂😂😂😂😂😂
You guys are so good xD
Looks like Portland has expanded.
2:00 ☠️☠️☠️