I once pulled a drowning toddler out of a hot tub bc her grandmother wasn't watching her & her siblings. Instead of comforting her, her grandmother shook her by the back of the neck and yelled at her "You know you can't swim!" while she coughed up water. I've never wanted to punch someone so bad in my life.
@@leradmuiel7634 I can see in old Celtic and nordic times this would be the choice to do given how embarrassed you would look in front of the tribe if your kid drowned in a stump hole while Grilna's son died taking down a bear. Beat them so they will be more alert to sh*t around them
Skitten was slowly being turned into the main character of an anime. Just... VERY distinct from all the other characters. 😂😂 Distinct dialogue, background, and view compared to the rest of the general population. She was preparing you for your debut.
That sounds like a strangely good premise for a TV show. A retired 95-year-old archaeologist who's gone a bit senile in his old age accidentally finds the fountain of youth while on a family camping trip, and reverts to being a ten year old. In order to avoid the attention of the government, whose intervention is never a good thing in any story, they create a fake identity for him and enroll him in school. He hangs out with his grandson of the same age, who he gradually comes to better understand due to his newfound perspective, at the same time reacquainting himself with many things and learning new skills as his mind is gradually revitalized by the power of the fountain and his former intellect is restored. And of course, all the while, he still has white hair and a beard but they explain it away as a strange hereditary condition whenever people get curious.
Internet historian released on both channels Also I just want to say how good you guys are at this. There are only three types of react channels, FF tier, C tier, and S tier. You're S tier, and the rest of the react channels are 50/50 C and FF tiers. C tiers might as well be PNGs of their face, and FF tiers won't shut the hell up about some anecdote irrelevant to the video, but they won't ever pause, so you can't hear them OR the video. When you guys talk you pause, and all of your topics and exchanges are just as, if not more, entertaining than the video itself. You add to the video and make it better. Thanks.
There's one below that: just straight up shit tier. There was this guy from Twitch that I caught a clip from, where he'll put on a video to "react" to, put up a looped video of him blinking and breathing, then just walk away to do something else while both videos play. At least with the regular blank stare react videos, those probably are their genuine reactions to the video playing.
Sneaky Internet Historian w/ the Royals!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽😄😄 Edit: My most jarring near death experience was deep into a lucid night terror, being pursued by the Incredibles of all people (like, they wanted my ass dead and I was running through apartments and alleys trying to get away) and I woke feeling like I was about to have a heart attack when Elasta-Girl finally got me and was squeezing me super tight. I rolled over and fell on a hot iron, burning my arm. Very disorienting. I was like, 5-6ish I think? 😅😅
I'd love to see a reaction to STANZI Potenza. They make really fast-paced comedy shorts like every day. I think the first one I saw was When You Get Harassed for Wearing A Mask, but since each video is about a minute it might help to go with a compilation like God and Satan, Kidnapper, Gays in the 1800s, Serial Killer, Call-out News, or No Bitches
Cursing is how I found out that I like spicy food. My mother's best friend watched my brothers and I sometimes when I was around 8-9 and punished us like she punished her own kids. When they swore she'd make them eat a spoonful of hot sauce and they screamed like it was killing them. When she caught me saying a 'bad word' she made me face the Bottle of Death as well. I was crying while being led to the fridge because I'd seen how her kids reacted, so imagine my shock when she put the spoon in my mouth and... HOLY SHIT HER KIDS ARE CRAZY THIS IS FUCKING DELICIOUS 😛 I started swearing constantly and acted like her kids did when getting the sauce so I could scam more of it, until she caught me drinking from the bottle and the jig was up. It was just generic "hot sauce" from Kroger that was milder than tabasco, but her family (and mine) are so stereotypically midwestern white and bland regarding food that her kids freaked out like they were eating napalm. Protip for pepperheads: Last Dab XXX finally got the viscosity right so it's pourable without working the bottle like a shake weight, and spreading it on the bottom bun of a fast food joint burger makes it 10x better
10:45 Our school offered to teach us about it in 5th grade with parental permission. They only spoke about it very clinically though. The biological parts of it. They did talk about masturbation and petting as well. This was in the 90's in Texas. I don't think it's bad to let a school talk about these things but they should have to inform the parents and make available any of the lesson plans just like they did when I was in school. Teachers also used to be forbidden from talking to students about their personal lives. I'm not sure when that changed from what I hear people talk about today. When I was in school teachers would've been fired for what they seemingly do today. Going through k-12 I personally witnessed two times were this was enforced once when two teachers(man and a woman) got married, they were not allowed to discuss their marriage nor were they allowed to show PDA at school. I only knew about it before they married and her situation because she was my teacher and she really liked the class I had with her. Some of the kids even went to her wedding over the summer. The next time I saw it enforced was a teacher in high school talking about where she went clubbing, she was called to the principal's office and told not to do it again or she'd get in trouble. When did public schools change the way they handled this? Like I said personal stuff was taboo for teachers to talk about when I was in school.
@ssjwes funny, you must’ve went to a fairly decent school. Your health class included stuff that mine (2010s in rural Canada) didn’t but maybe ours covered stuff yours didn’t too. All I know is it seems like pretty much no health class I’ve heard of has taught enough. I’m 21, have always been very focused/actively trying to learn about sexual health, and am still learning very important info that lots of people don’t know but should to this day. Plus by the time I went to health class I already knew everything they taught just by talking with others, basic scientific knowledge, and tv and even noticed they were teaching some stuff that was wrong.
OMG! When I was about three, I got into the change jar my parents had. My mom was in another room, and when she didn't hear me playing, came in to check on me and found me choking. She grabbed me, held me belly down, and hit me between my shoulder blades. I have a vivid memory of the pennies falling from my mouth onto the floor. AND she also spanked me! I mean, WTF? You're kid is already traumatized and the response is "Let me cause you even more pain!"
I have 2 instances of nearly dying as a child, although one was genuinely unavoidable as it was an asthma attack (I don't actually remember it since I was so young and not conscious/forming memories yet so everything I know of it was told to me) but apparently my nostrils are slightly different sizes and they couldn't get the breathing tube up my nose. I think I was 3 when that happened. The next was tripping into my grandparents pool and I still remember hitting the bottom and my mom leaping in after me to pull me out, I couldn't have been much older as this then triggered my grandparents teaching us how to swim so I wouldn't be scared of the water like my older brother was, so I must have been around 4-5 maybe
My childhood: father died when i was 9 never met any of my grandparents never spent much time with my only sibling had 2 good friends at peek popularity didnt talk to girls at all was really shy timid scared of future always scared of loosing the few bad friends i had was bullied about one year was thinking about murder or suicide almosf daily at some point never talked to anyone about my feelings in depth. Thats my childhood.
I've almost drowned before. I was at some sort of party for some reason. I was very little... maybe like 7 or 8, perhaps younger. I was doing that thing that you do in pools when you don't know how to swim where you hang off the edge and try have fun that way. I would drop off, sink the bottom, and then jump back up and grab the edge. What I didn't realize is that I had been slowy inching my way to the deep end. And on one of the times that I sank, I didn't touch the bottom when I thought I would, which immediately sent my mind into that "oh, shit!" panic mode. I started gasping... underwater. Luckily, an adult saw me flailing under the water and pulled me out. I don't remember the party, people, or even the reason for being there. But I do remember the trauma of almost drowning in a 10-12ft deep pool when I was still a preteen.
almost died twice ealier than i can remember, when i was found on the roof of my house and another time i was found at the top of a pine tree... i really liked climbing when i was young.
My almost dying as a kid story was when I was a kid. We went to montalk Long Island and got swept out by the rip tide. My mom saved me. Would have died otherwise
Freak and crap would've gotten us in trouble. My parents said those are just placeholders for more sever words. Basically they equated them as the same. So you also couldn't say variations of god damn either.
I had pretty much the exact same situation historian had except instead of wanker it was pussy... I was a very naive child and I thought it meant cat still but all my friends knew what it actually meant...
I never had a talk with either of my parents. Only when I got my period did my parents mention getting birth control. Like you guys skipped a few steps but I mean I already knew everything. 😂
my grandmother said shit once when i was young af lmfao i said shit in public all the time after that my grandmother is basically the reason i cuss too much
When I was about 3 I started a fire in the bathroom, but I wasn't punished for it because I started crying immediately after running out and yelling FIRE
It's a video from somebody called Sam O'Nella Institute. Apparently it's somebody using an ai voice based off of sam o'nella's speech pattern. It's not actually sam o'nella.
I got the talk way back in elementary school and then another time when my mom gave me the talk and then they explained it AGAIN in middle school and by that point I just asked my mom for a note is I didn’t have to go to any more of those classes because they were awkward and I hated it, I just sat in the library while the classes were going on. I was well informed and my friends thought I was so lucky for being able to skip the class, but they ended up pregnant In middle school so they apparently took nothing from it.
I also completely misunderstood the meaning of the words “slut” and “whore” assuming it was used for anyone who has ever had sex. I went up to my brother, pointed to my dog who was pregnant, and said, “so she’s a slut now?” I was 7
One time I fell of the stair railing of our 2 story home near the top and my mom was hugging me while I was crying and my dad said out loud...to is crying 6 to 8y/o and said "I ought a spank him" and I replied "noohohoooaahhhhhhHHH. My dad's is a cool fellow.
I mean the thing about the C word and Wanker is to them the C word is just as unaffective as Wanker is to us and Wanker is effective with them but ineffective with the C word
When I was about 4 I slipped on stairs and hit my chin it bleed then all I remembered is I woke up in the hospital getting my chin stitched and I was horrified and I started screaming
Yeah humans assign value to words. And different cultures hold certain words under different values. Hence why Americans freak the fuck out over cunt despite it not really being a bad word in other English countries.
"you trip out about wanker but yall be saying the C word a lot" Not in front of our parents! They would kill us! But in terms of adults saying it, yeah americans need to kinda get over it lol
Zero f**** are given about her being sick get out there and make more content for me chop chop Obviously that's sarcasm we understand if you're sick please take care of your health so you're around to make more videos
Universal reaction to spank your kid? yeah it's not "Physical disciplinary punishment" has been outlawed in my country since 79 so kids actually have the same rights as everyone else 🙃to not get hit and there are 63 countries now I believe where it's illegal
I once pulled a drowning toddler out of a hot tub bc her grandmother wasn't watching her & her siblings. Instead of comforting her, her grandmother shook her by the back of the neck and yelled at her "You know you can't swim!" while she coughed up water. I've never wanted to punch someone so bad in my life.
ooh that's a cps call right there
Bro I ALSO once almost drowned in a hot tub as a small child but thankfully my older sister saved me 😂
Where you a kid? You wouldn't get in too much trouble for punching the elderly.
@@rroes7319Probably get called a hero afterwards even by the neighborhood kids cause kids are both weird and cruel.
"Yeah! Parenthood, you beat that half-dead kid. He'll never do it again!"
*Chavezz-2022*
At least they’re parenting.
@@leradmuiel7634 I can see in old Celtic and nordic times this would be the choice to do given how embarrassed you would look in front of the tribe if your kid drowned in a stump hole while Grilna's son died taking down a bear.
Beat them so they will be more alert to sh*t around them
"Oh, I'm not dead"
@@dript7686 "your about to be..."
Ah yes, adults giving you explicit and specific instructions and then punishing you for following them. The true Millennial experience.
This is true and it hurts that it's true. But it's still true. lmao :(
Skitten was slowly being turned into the main character of an anime. Just... VERY distinct from all the other characters. 😂😂 Distinct dialogue, background, and view compared to the rest of the general population. She was preparing you for your debut.
Truck-kun could be anywhere
I love how they have him as an old man going of the cliff but they have a child as his friend. Like a child with his grandpa
Hey. Don't be judgin'. He just looks a certain way.
That sounds like a strangely good premise for a TV show. A retired 95-year-old archaeologist who's gone a bit senile in his old age accidentally finds the fountain of youth while on a family camping trip, and reverts to being a ten year old. In order to avoid the attention of the government, whose intervention is never a good thing in any story, they create a fake identity for him and enroll him in school. He hangs out with his grandson of the same age, who he gradually comes to better understand due to his newfound perspective, at the same time reacquainting himself with many things and learning new skills as his mind is gradually revitalized by the power of the fountain and his former intellect is restored. And of course, all the while, he still has white hair and a beard but they explain it away as a strange hereditary condition whenever people get curious.
"What was your near death experience?"
"I nearly died, due to my sibling's ignorance."
*surprised Pikachu face*
I learned at a very young age that, just because the ice can hold a duck, it doesn't mean it can hold you.
Internet historian released on both channels
Also I just want to say how good you guys are at this.
There are only three types of react channels, FF tier, C tier, and S tier. You're S tier, and the rest of the react channels are 50/50 C and FF tiers. C tiers might as well be PNGs of their face, and FF tiers won't shut the hell up about some anecdote irrelevant to the video, but they won't ever pause, so you can't hear them OR the video. When you guys talk you pause, and all of your topics and exchanges are just as, if not more, entertaining than the video itself. You add to the video and make it better. Thanks.
There's one below that: just straight up shit tier. There was this guy from Twitch that I caught a clip from, where he'll put on a video to "react" to, put up a looped video of him blinking and breathing, then just walk away to do something else while both videos play. At least with the regular blank stare react videos, those probably are their genuine reactions to the video playing.
@@mariner2949 XQC walks away all the time too when playing videos, doesnt pause them when he leaves either, or rewind when he gets back...
5:10 - ice cream lookin' gooood. 😉
And they both have the exact same scoop.
So weird, I don't think there has been "the talk" in my country for a very long time. It's always learnt at school in biology class.
That prom scene reminded me of a high-school movie where some popular chicks were playing battle shits, like battle ship but a pooping competition.
i think that spanking or just reprimanding a kid for almost dying is mostly because their judgement is clouded by adrenaline and emotions
Sneaky Internet Historian w/ the Royals!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽😄😄 Edit: My most jarring near death experience was deep into a lucid night terror, being pursued by the Incredibles of all people (like, they wanted my ass dead and I was running through apartments and alleys trying to get away) and I woke feeling like I was about to have a heart attack when Elasta-Girl finally got me and was squeezing me super tight. I rolled over and fell on a hot iron, burning my arm. Very disorienting. I was like, 5-6ish I think? 😅😅
The only talk I ever got was my mom telling me "no matter what to rap it up".
I never had "the talk" with my parents. I figured out a lot of things as I go along and by myself.
I'd love to see a reaction to STANZI Potenza. They make really fast-paced comedy shorts like every day. I think the first one I saw was When You Get Harassed for Wearing A Mask, but since each video is about a minute it might help to go with a compilation like God and Satan, Kidnapper, Gays in the 1800s, Serial Killer, Call-out News, or No Bitches
Oh I love them on TikTok!!!
Cursing is how I found out that I like spicy food.
My mother's best friend watched my brothers and I sometimes when I was around 8-9 and punished us like she punished her own kids. When they swore she'd make them eat a spoonful of hot sauce and they screamed like it was killing them. When she caught me saying a 'bad word' she made me face the Bottle of Death as well. I was crying while being led to the fridge because I'd seen how her kids reacted, so imagine my shock when she put the spoon in my mouth and... HOLY SHIT HER KIDS ARE CRAZY THIS IS FUCKING DELICIOUS 😛
I started swearing constantly and acted like her kids did when getting the sauce so I could scam more of it, until she caught me drinking from the bottle and the jig was up. It was just generic "hot sauce" from Kroger that was milder than tabasco, but her family (and mine) are so stereotypically midwestern white and bland regarding food that her kids freaked out like they were eating napalm.
Protip for pepperheads: Last Dab XXX finally got the viscosity right so it's pourable without working the bottle like a shake weight, and spreading it on the bottom bun of a fast food joint burger makes it 10x better
the vids of you two watching Internet Historian are SU H a delight!
That phone story always gets me lol.
10:45 Our school offered to teach us about it in 5th grade with parental permission. They only spoke about it very clinically though. The biological parts of it. They did talk about masturbation and petting as well. This was in the 90's in Texas. I don't think it's bad to let a school talk about these things but they should have to inform the parents and make available any of the lesson plans just like they did when I was in school. Teachers also used to be forbidden from talking to students about their personal lives. I'm not sure when that changed from what I hear people talk about today.
When I was in school teachers would've been fired for what they seemingly do today. Going through k-12 I personally witnessed two times were this was enforced once when two teachers(man and a woman) got married, they were not allowed to discuss their marriage nor were they allowed to show PDA at school. I only knew about it before they married and her situation because she was my teacher and she really liked the class I had with her. Some of the kids even went to her wedding over the summer. The next time I saw it enforced was a teacher in high school talking about where she went clubbing, she was called to the principal's office and told not to do it again or she'd get in trouble. When did public schools change the way they handled this? Like I said personal stuff was taboo for teachers to talk about when I was in school.
@ssjwes funny, you must’ve went to a fairly decent school. Your health class included stuff that mine (2010s in rural Canada) didn’t but maybe ours covered stuff yours didn’t too. All I know is it seems like pretty much no health class I’ve heard of has taught enough. I’m 21, have always been very focused/actively trying to learn about sexual health, and am still learning very important info that lots of people don’t know but should to this day. Plus by the time I went to health class I already knew everything they taught just by talking with others, basic scientific knowledge, and tv and even noticed they were teaching some stuff that was wrong.
OMG! When I was about three, I got into the change jar my parents had. My mom was in another room, and when she didn't hear me playing, came in to check on me and found me choking. She grabbed me, held me belly down, and hit me between my shoulder blades. I have a vivid memory of the pennies falling from my mouth onto the floor. AND she also spanked me! I mean, WTF? You're kid is already traumatized and the response is "Let me cause you even more pain!"
Why did you even have pennies in your mouth??
so skitten was always an accident prone person, even in here childhood, i'm not surprised, honestly.
I have 2 instances of nearly dying as a child, although one was genuinely unavoidable as it was an asthma attack (I don't actually remember it since I was so young and not conscious/forming memories yet so everything I know of it was told to me) but apparently my nostrils are slightly different sizes and they couldn't get the breathing tube up my nose. I think I was 3 when that happened.
The next was tripping into my grandparents pool and I still remember hitting the bottom and my mom leaping in after me to pull me out, I couldn't have been much older as this then triggered my grandparents teaching us how to swim so I wouldn't be scared of the water like my older brother was, so I must have been around 4-5 maybe
Bro got the exact and I mean exact same talk as me..."I don't want no grand kids" that was it
My childhood: father died when i was 9 never met any of my grandparents never spent much time with my only sibling had 2 good friends at peek popularity didnt talk to girls at all was really shy timid scared of future always scared of loosing the few bad friends i had was bullied about one year was thinking about murder or suicide almosf daily at some point never talked to anyone about my feelings in depth. Thats my childhood.
My parents had this really vague yet informative the birds and the bees picture book that I looked at since I think I was 5 or 6.
Chavezz: IT'S MRBEAST
Skitten: _who is that...?_
Chavezz reading her mind: 😐
2:02 and i'm not sorry
Never had "the talk." My introduction to sex was through school, this big-ass science book my parents bought for me, and the internet.
I've almost drowned before. I was at some sort of party for some reason. I was very little... maybe like 7 or 8, perhaps younger. I was doing that thing that you do in pools when you don't know how to swim where you hang off the edge and try have fun that way. I would drop off, sink the bottom, and then jump back up and grab the edge. What I didn't realize is that I had been slowy inching my way to the deep end. And on one of the times that I sank, I didn't touch the bottom when I thought I would, which immediately sent my mind into that "oh, shit!" panic mode. I started gasping... underwater. Luckily, an adult saw me flailing under the water and pulled me out.
I don't remember the party, people, or even the reason for being there. But I do remember the trauma of almost drowning in a 10-12ft deep pool when I was still a preteen.
almost died twice ealier than i can remember, when i was found on the roof of my house and another time i was found at the top of a pine tree... i really liked climbing when i was young.
Almost drown in a hole
Dad saves you
Dad spanks you
Me: Chotto matte kudasai
Right, like damn I didn't know drowning was a thing until today, gimme a break.
My almost dying as a kid story was when I was a kid. We went to montalk Long Island and got swept out by the rip tide. My mom saved me. Would have died otherwise
Freak and crap would've gotten us in trouble. My parents said those are just placeholders for more sever words. Basically they equated them as the same. So you also couldn't say variations of god damn either.
4:32 that happened to my friend he also almost got hit by a truck in the middle of the street
YES FIIIIIIIIINALLLLLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love your videos keep up the energy keep up the vibes
bro that golden snitch fidgit spinners badass.
Man that Guts theme song hit different with the prom
Yay! Finally you guys got to this.
Apparently Chavez doesn't know about ASMR.
I had pretty much the exact same situation historian had except instead of wanker it was pussy...
I was a very naive child and I thought it meant cat still but all my friends knew what it actually meant...
I never had a talk with either of my parents. Only when I got my period did my parents mention getting birth control. Like you guys skipped a few steps but I mean I already knew everything. 😂
my grandmother said shit once when i was young af lmfao i said shit in public all the time after that
my grandmother is basically the reason i cuss too much
When I was about 3 I started a fire in the bathroom, but I wasn't punished for it because I started crying immediately after running out and yelling FIRE
Wha...? What were you doing that could have started the fire in the first place?!
Sam o nella finally dropped a new video 4 weeks ago about a chimpanzee war
I looked and it's not on his channel
It's a video from somebody called Sam O'Nella Institute. Apparently it's somebody using an ai voice based off of sam o'nella's speech pattern. It's not actually sam o'nella.
I believe corona only refers to the "outside" of many things or the surface the sun has a corona aswell
There is slightly different universe where they would have never met because he died
But Skitten did you know
Internet historian released on both channels
I've been waiting for this
I got the talk way back in elementary school and then another time when my mom gave me the talk and then they explained it AGAIN in middle school and by that point I just asked my mom for a note is I didn’t have to go to any more of those classes because they were awkward and I hated it, I just sat in the library while the classes were going on. I was well informed and my friends thought I was so lucky for being able to skip the class, but they ended up pregnant In middle school so they apparently took nothing from it.
I also completely misunderstood the meaning of the words “slut” and “whore” assuming it was used for anyone who has ever had sex. I went up to my brother, pointed to my dog who was pregnant, and said, “so she’s a slut now?” I was 7
One time I fell of the stair railing of our 2 story home near the top and my mom was hugging me while I was crying and my dad said out loud...to is crying 6 to 8y/o and said "I ought a spank him" and I replied "noohohoooaahhhhhhHHH.
My dad's is a cool fellow.
man, parents love taking out all their negative emotions through child violence
I mean the thing about the C word and Wanker is to them the C word is just as unaffective as Wanker is to us and Wanker is effective with them but ineffective with the C word
I never got a talk. Never needed one because I play video games so the odds of getting laid were already low to begin with.
Is that the clans blue version of the flash?
His Nord ads kill me...Gr8 marketing.
Majority of cultures. Don’t beat their kids after they almost die just the ones that’s been colonized
When I was about 4 I slipped on stairs and hit my chin it bleed then all I remembered is I woke up in the hospital getting my chin stitched and I was horrified and I started screaming
The hair is beautiful.
You know the word ass isn't a curse word it's crude but it's not a curse word lol
i learned from japanese sex ed manga (futari ecchi) might be still ongoing (!warning graphic!)
THE GODS HAVE BLESSED US
This video was so good
Yeah humans assign value to words. And different cultures hold certain words under different values. Hence why Americans freak the fuck out over cunt despite it not really being a bad word in other English countries.
#BiscuitHo 💜💜💜
Can you react to Martincito pants factorio video?
ManyKudos is a great channel! He has hilarious videos, check out more of them
"you trip out about wanker but yall be saying the C word a lot" Not in front of our parents! They would kill us! But in terms of adults saying it, yeah americans need to kinda get over it lol
React to hazbin hotel pilot next with your husband
You don't need to be an adult Skitten. What are you like 25? Thats barely an adult.
Zero f**** are given about her being sick get out there and make more content for me chop chop
Obviously that's sarcasm we understand if you're sick please take care of your health so you're around to make more videos
Nice video
My mom said the same thing and my response was just like Chavez
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Skitten is pregnant
Universal reaction to spank your kid? yeah it's not
"Physical disciplinary punishment" has been outlawed in my country since 79 so kids actually have the same rights as everyone else 🙃to not get hit and there are 63 countries now I believe where it's illegal
Hey, uh Internet Historian released on both channels.