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  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 8 месяцев назад +337

    Thank you, Rep. Al Green!

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 8 месяцев назад

      One boot in Mike Johnson's ass ....lolol

    • @ajheartsong
      @ajheartsong 8 месяцев назад

      What a badass move 😂

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 8 месяцев назад +1568

    Great job Mike Johnson! Your incompetence is greatly appreciated.

    • @CubsFan2023
      @CubsFan2023 8 месяцев назад +103

      When he's able to make Kevin McCarthy look competent, he needs to rethink his entire life.

    • @ThirtyYearstoolate
      @ThirtyYearstoolate 8 месяцев назад +62

      He is a johnson.

    • @JediRastafari
      @JediRastafari 8 месяцев назад +39

      At least get his name correct, his name is Moses Johnson.......😜

    • @slkhjf
      @slkhjf 8 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@ThirtyYearstoolate 'Micro'

    • @brianjones6500
      @brianjones6500 8 месяцев назад +18

      Imagine my anxiety once I found out Mike isn't Cajun. WTF Louisiana?!?

  • @DouglasWoodruff-d9s
    @DouglasWoodruff-d9s 8 месяцев назад +233

    I would pay to see the tv footage of Mike Johnson's "oh shit" moment when he spotted Al Green entering the chamber To vote.

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 8 месяцев назад +276

    Hat's off to the Honorable Mr. Green, he is the quintessential definition of a man dedicated to serving his constituents.

    • @jryecart8017
      @jryecart8017 8 месяцев назад

      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ -- - Drug Trafficking
      With relaxed enforcement, Secretary Mayorkas is allowing drug trafficking to increase and leaving communities alone to deal with the effects.
      In FY23 (to date), fentanyl seizures are at record highs, with more than 25,600 pounds seized, already more than five times the FY20 total.
      In San Diego County alone, fentanyl-related overdose deaths have risen 2,375 percent, showing the detrimental impact that increased drug trafficking has on American communities.[34]
      As noted in a recent House Homeland Security Committee hearing, more than 1,500 people per week die from taking some form of opioids, representing an all-time high.
      In FY21, there were over 70,600 fentanyl-related overdose deaths in the United States, compared to around 40,000 in FY19.[36] In addition, pediatric deaths from fentanyl were 30 times higher in 2021 than they were in 2013 nationwide.

  • @barbaracollins385
    @barbaracollins385 8 месяцев назад +21

    Loved that boot in the ass joke! Funny but true. Rep Green kudos to you sir.

  • @nikig2382
    @nikig2382 8 месяцев назад +1479

    Finally, a Texas politician saving us from madness instead of fueling it. We thank you for your selflessness Mr. Green!

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 8 месяцев назад +50

      Also a good person with the last name of Green.

    • @ThePrinceHerb
      @ThePrinceHerb 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@HashknightGaminghim, John and Hank Green are the only other good Greens

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 8 месяцев назад +41

      @@HashknightGaming I read that her ex-husband wants her to remove the Greene part of her name. That's even better: Empty

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 8 месяцев назад +20

      @@ThePrinceHerb and singer/songwriter Al Green

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@sheilaboston7051 I heard about that I hope he does she is an embrassment to the guy.

  • @judithbradford9130
    @judithbradford9130 8 месяцев назад +328

    Their tyranny tripped over their duplicity.

    • @Woodbug-b7t
      @Woodbug-b7t 8 месяцев назад +1

      ...one of their few 'high bars'.

    • @zoekarpin292
      @zoekarpin292 8 месяцев назад +1

      great

    • @Chompchompyerded
      @Chompchompyerded 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's a pretty low high bar. LOL!

    • @studentstudent5044
      @studentstudent5044 8 месяцев назад

      Tyranny? The GOP are not the ones who have turned the mainstream media against 50% of the country. These are some honest questions. And don’t answer it with another question or some gaslighting. How does it feel to be on the side that thinks men can get pregnant and that there are more than 2 genders? How does it feel to be on the side that is responsible for creating this extreme level of political correctness that is just like a poison in our society? How does it feel to be on the side that created all these radical ideas about gender, race and sexuality? Or that men shouldn’t protect their wives because men who do that are toxic? How does it feel to be on the side that has as much economic sense as a fish knows about computer engineering? How does it feel to be on the side that has the shittiest politices? Like letting 10 million illegals into the country. How does it feel to be on the side that activly trash talks the US and calls it an evil, racist, sexist etc country? How does it feel to be on the side that cares more about having enough gender confused people in the army than actual people in the army? How does it feel to be on the side that is currently losing both politically and losing it’s relevance? People are tired of your BS. Which is why you’re losing in the polls. YOU are out of date.

  • @russellhammond371
    @russellhammond371 8 месяцев назад +872

    Al Green showing up in a hospital gown is epic. And you can't even get the GOP to fund border security... jeez. We know who's working hard for the American people.

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 8 месяцев назад +22

      According to MTG, it's a game 😁

    • @robertsilva4
      @robertsilva4 8 месяцев назад

      And such a grand policy it was, codifying illegal immigration into law!! Get your heads out of your asses, it's been shoved way up there far too long, your brains have permanently become shit!!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@robertsilva4racist tool much? Projection 📽

    • @robertsilva4
      @robertsilva4 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@freya8133 Aaaaaw, have you not learned any new tricks, still barking out the same old noise?

    • @karnewarrior
      @karnewarrior 8 месяцев назад +20

      @@robertsilva4 "You have called me out for projecting before, therefore I am not projecting, you are mad, I win."
      Absolute state of discourse

  • @katiekofemug
    @katiekofemug 8 месяцев назад +44

    THANK you Rep Green for devotion above and beyond to We The People!

  • @lamdao1242
    @lamdao1242 8 месяцев назад +152

    I did not understand just how good a speaker/leader Nancy Pelosi until you see Mike Johnson in action.

    • @Gearjammer1957
      @Gearjammer1957 8 месяцев назад +14

      In Mike Johnson's defense. The Republican party in the time of MAGA is completely unmanageable. But Nancy Pelosi was the ma'am.

    • @fionaanderson5796
      @fionaanderson5796 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Gearjammer1957 Nancy was managing the house in the time of maga. But she couldn't be taken down by threats.

    • @jenaauerstedt7650
      @jenaauerstedt7650 8 месяцев назад +22

      Dana Milbank of the Washington Post put it this way: "House Speaker Mike Johnson has been on the job for barely more than 100 days, but he has already accomplished the impossible. He has made Kevin McCarthy look like a legislative genius."

  • @Cranny-pc5en
    @Cranny-pc5en 8 месяцев назад +225

    Uber, gown, no shoes….
    Respect

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +12

      BAD ASS !

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 8 месяцев назад +9

      Now THAT's what I call dedication!

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Rugelacharugula 😎

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 8 месяцев назад +6

      They said he managed to put on socks, though😂.

    • @janohare916
      @janohare916 8 месяцев назад +3

      I can only guess he wasn't feeling the best, good for him, major dedication. 💙

  • @BlairTindall86
    @BlairTindall86 8 месяцев назад +680

    There's a scene in an episode of "Spongebob Squarepants" in which a child is holding an ice cream and crying because he doesn't like the flavour. The father says, "Then why did you ask for it?". Suddenly, the child loses the ice cream... and starts crying again.
    Basically, the kid asks for an ice cream he doesn't even want, cries because he doesn't want it, and then cries when he doesn't have it anymore even though he didn't want it.
    This is the Republican party now. If you don't give them what they want, they throw a tantrum. If you DO give them what they want, they throw a tantrum because they have nothing to cry about anymore.

    • @stix7662
      @stix7662 8 месяцев назад +41

      💯‼

    • @DJTHumanWASTE
      @DJTHumanWASTE 8 месяцев назад +40

      Perfectly said! 👍🏼

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan 8 месяцев назад +71

      The party of "facts don't care about your feelings" is motivated *_entirely_* by their feelings.

    • @DonFahquidmi
      @DonFahquidmi 8 месяцев назад +43

      The party of Karen.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +34

      They are just cry babies 😭 .

  • @brettd2308
    @brettd2308 8 месяцев назад +364

    I'm from Louisiana, and I can tell you that Mike Johnson is a laughing stock here in his home state as well.

    • @iansampson7663
      @iansampson7663 8 месяцев назад +27

      It would be nice if the laughing was because he was a good comedian, but sadly because he is a clown.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +12

      That’s a given .

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 8 месяцев назад +24

      Please vote him out if he isn’t thrown out by A14, Section 3
      LA, please send him to the bayou

    • @dorothysavok5963
      @dorothysavok5963 8 месяцев назад

      Louisiana, according U.S. News and World Report, is rated 49th in comparison with other states. It has been ranked 50th for several. Alaska, also run into the ground by Republicans now holds the place of 50th - the worst state in the United States.The Koch brothers are turning the state into total failure. The 10 worst states are run by Republicans.

    • @Chompchompyerded
      @Chompchompyerded 8 месяцев назад

      Y'all have got to vote Mike Johnson out of office. He's a closeted Satanist masquerading as a good Christian. He's also obviously closeted something else, but we won't get into his or Lindsay Gramm's private lives. Besides there's nothing wrong with being gay unless you're being really hypocritical about it, as both of them are. I wonder what the arrangement with his wife is? I mean she has to suspect...

  • @karmakat77
    @karmakat77 8 месяцев назад +43

    Way to go Al Green! That's how we Democrats get it done!

  • @DominicBHaven-qm6nx
    @DominicBHaven-qm6nx 8 месяцев назад +78

    Sadly, lives are affected by what our members of Congress do or don't do. If they don't want to take their responsibilities seriously, they should resign.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 8 месяцев назад

      lol
      Good one, a politician taking responsibilities, that would be a first.

    • @mikefearn6596
      @mikefearn6596 8 месяцев назад +2

      Unfortunately, they're making to much money from insider trading to ever quit the job...

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@mikefearn6596 Not insider trading, straight up bribes.

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 8 месяцев назад +942

    My mom worked for Congressman Green when he was a Justice of the Peace, and he is now our Congressman. I could not be more proud of that guy!!!👍🏻🔥🔥🔥👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💐💐💐💐💐🫶🏻🫶🏻💋

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +57

      Mine didn’t but I’m just as proud , that man is a BADASS !

    • @StatGoddess
      @StatGoddess 8 месяцев назад +49

      Way to go Houston! Thank you for your service, Congressman Green!

    • @sf2132
      @sf2132 8 месяцев назад

      ​@terryoquinn8199 Not only a badass but amazing at hide and seek!

    • @lumpylumpyloo
      @lumpylumpyloo 8 месяцев назад +6

      Lying for attention

    • @Woodbug-b7t
      @Woodbug-b7t 8 месяцев назад +32

      @@lumpylumpyloo ....seems Trumpian...

  • @teenygozer
    @teenygozer 8 месяцев назад +169

    The problem is that the base doesn't seem to mind the failures of their politicians, they will donate just for trying. Empty Green came into office with negative $35,000 on her ledger, now she's a millionaire. For a moment of embarrassment, they reap huge winnings.

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan 8 месяцев назад +1

      It's the only reason Republicans run for office, really. They don't really care about creating laws, just getting rich, and then also tax cuts for the rich.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +24

      Since they’ve never had any pride to begin with , it’s not hard to give up .

    • @dianenewton3953
      @dianenewton3953 8 месяцев назад +10

      She had money before she ran for office. Her daddy was the biggest contractor in his section of the state. Her parents left the multimillion dollar business to her when they retired. She handed the business over to her husband to run, while she ran her gym business.
      She was already a millionaire. Now she's a bigger millionaire.

    • @kristenfrench4732
      @kristenfrench4732 8 месяцев назад +8

      Excellent point! I mean we all know they're in it for money and power.

    • @Chompchompyerded
      @Chompchompyerded 8 месяцев назад +4

      Wow. That's some participation trophy.

  • @ItIsWhatItIs8120
    @ItIsWhatItIs8120 8 месяцев назад +68

    We love Al Green and his love for "Its Personal " decisions and throwing it all in REPUBES FACES .

  • @patriciatinkey2677
    @patriciatinkey2677 8 месяцев назад +18

    A Sincere Thank-you to Congressman Green! Hero.

  • @almaidajohn4594
    @almaidajohn4594 8 месяцев назад +29

    I hope voters will remember all this nonsense from the GOP come November. ( THE EYES MAY HAVE IT BUT HIS EARS HAVE LOST IT).

    • @bretto113083
      @bretto113083 8 месяцев назад

      Trump is gonna be your president again. Enjoy

  • @aburke0823
    @aburke0823 8 месяцев назад +732

    Showing up in a hospital gown and no shoes to slap down the GOP is what we call a pro-gamer move.

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 8 месяцев назад +44

      A well-deserved photo-op.
      Get well soon, sir!

    • @0g0dn0
      @0g0dn0 8 месяцев назад +49

      Uh oh, here comes Green out of nowhere with THE FOLDED CHAIR!!!

    • @studentstudent5044
      @studentstudent5044 8 месяцев назад

      These are some honest questions. And don’t answer it with another question or some gaslighting. How does it feel to be on the side that thinks men can get pregnant and that there are more than 2 genders? How does it feel to be on the side that is responsible for creating this extreme level of political correctness that is just like a poison in our society? How does it feel to be on the side that created all these radical ideas about gender, race and sexuality? Or that men shouldn’t protect their wives because men who do that are toxic? How does it feel to be on the side that has as much economic sense as a fish knows about computer engineering? How does it feel to be on the side that has the shittiest politices? Like letting 10 million illegals into the country. How does it feel to be on the side that activly trash talks the US and calls it an evil, racist, sexist etc country? How does it feel to be on the side that cares more about having enough gender confused people in the army than actual people in the army? How does it feel to be on the side that is currently losing both politically and losing it’s relevance? People are tired of your BS. Which is why you’re losing in the polls. YOU are out of date.

    • @hew2356
      @hew2356 8 месяцев назад +30

      That's what dedication to your job looks like. You couldn't write a better plot swerve if you tried!

    • @studentstudent5044
      @studentstudent5044 8 месяцев назад +3

      How does it feel that you democrats are losing?

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 8 месяцев назад +1124

    "Marjorie Taylor Greene is what happens when you try to make stupid from concentrate and forget to add water." --attributed

    • @terrygoyan
      @terrygoyan 8 месяцев назад

      She's not pretty and cannot fake smart!

    • @Doone226
      @Doone226 8 месяцев назад +32

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @joannvandenberg4792
      @joannvandenberg4792 8 месяцев назад +3

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    • @rosaleesmith8772
      @rosaleesmith8772 8 месяцев назад +25

      Good one!!!! 💯💯💯👍👍💕💕💕💕💕

    • @Thadmotor1044
      @Thadmotor1044 8 месяцев назад

      does puty's Bidding . Insurrectionist and Traitor !

  • @marjoriegarland2798
    @marjoriegarland2798 8 месяцев назад +36

    Fabulous monologue ! I really needed the comic relief today. The meanies, liers and wackos were getting to me 🤪. Thank you Stephen!

  • @fademusic1980
    @fademusic1980 8 месяцев назад +56

    That's gotta be a historic moment. A man recovering from surgery went down to the capital a few good men style. Hats off to you senator green!

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 8 месяцев назад +2

      Even more badass when you realize they were ghoulish enough to hold the vote then BECAUSE he was having emergency surgery.

  • @thefisherking78
    @thefisherking78 8 месяцев назад +47

    MTG whining about Al showing up from the hospital as a supposed example of the Democrats' dirty tricks is a new low in disingenuous idiocy.

  • @ajayarya8591
    @ajayarya8591 8 месяцев назад +598

    I would like to thank the incompetence of every member for the GOP for making more Americans vote BLUE.

    • @cranapple3367
      @cranapple3367 8 месяцев назад +1

      Sure would be nice if it were actually doing that. This is your daily reminder that Biden is currently down 2 when he needs to win by 3.5, and is way behind in Nevada, Arizona, Michigan, and Georgia (he's tied in PA and WI).
      Even despite ALL of this, Trump is at least even money to win again.
      edit: guys, I'm not a Republican. I'm terrified of Trump winning. But it being really bad doesn't mean it can't happen!

    • @robertsilva4
      @robertsilva4 8 месяцев назад +4

      Let me see, if I have to choose the side you offer, incompetence? or just plain stupidity...

    • @sue7734
      @sue7734 8 месяцев назад +25

      @cranapple3367
      How'd that 2022 midterm Red Wave prediction work out for ya? Or the 2023 elections?
      But I get it. Losing over and over and over is hard. You just keep holding onto those polls if it helps you sleep better at night. 😘

    • @cranapple3367
      @cranapple3367 8 месяцев назад

      @@sue7734 I'm not a Republican. I'm a progressive quite far to the left even of the average Democrat. I'm terrified of a Trump win. But the fact that him being ahead right now is INSANE does not make it not true.
      For the record, polling accurately anticipated the 2022 midterms. It showed, correctly, that Democrats were doing better than an incumbent party usually does during a midterm and that Republicans were paying a price for nominating lunatics. But so far they do not show that this year.

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 8 месяцев назад +3

      Let's see if that happens, y'all aren't known for smart or strategic voting

  • @30meis
    @30meis 8 месяцев назад +91

    We have a lot in Holland but not a Stephen so quite a few Dutch enjoy him every day on RUclips . Thank you! For laghing with Americans instead of about

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 8 месяцев назад +3

      Het is "laughing" met een u 😁

    • @costeris35
      @costeris35 8 месяцев назад +7

      We can do both 😅

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@costeris35 yes, yes indeed

    • @louisreniers9887
      @louisreniers9887 8 месяцев назад +5

      Ik ook hou van deze man

    • @arcticgoddess
      @arcticgoddess 8 месяцев назад +3

      We deserve it. 😅 Have you noticed that Americans have become much more humble since electing Trump? Well, 60% of us anyway.😅

  • @souhilabouchareb9386
    @souhilabouchareb9386 8 месяцев назад +125

    Marjorie Taylor Green doesn't know the difference between "gestapo" & "gaspacho", A few weeks ago, she answered an interview by a french journalist from a famous talk show following the presidential race & promissed peace worlwide if Donald Trump was elected. Nice try , Joe Biden is still a safer choice. Great monologue, as always. "Merci" to Stephen Colbert & the writers. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲

  • @punkaakee
    @punkaakee 8 месяцев назад +142

    MTG is an embarrassment to America

    • @mariesabine2385
      @mariesabine2385 8 месяцев назад +10

      And women, and humans, and the world.

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 8 месяцев назад +9

      To our species.

    • @rahcollier7006
      @rahcollier7006 8 месяцев назад

      Can't wait for her fame to expire so Magic: The Gathering can have it's initials unsullied.

    • @b.freanch227
      @b.freanch227 8 месяцев назад +6

      YES, SHE IS !!!

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 8 месяцев назад

      The U$ government is an embarrassment to Murica.

  • @KaiserSaucy
    @KaiserSaucy 8 месяцев назад +43

    “Impeach my Orcas” is a GREAT joke.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 8 месяцев назад

      It's unrealistic, there is no way Greene knows what an orca is

    • @ryanbrochu3336
      @ryanbrochu3336 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@mlpfanboy1701 Maybe she does, maybe she watched the movie "Free Willy". Oh wait......... that's Lauren Bobert.

    • @RS3isRealscape
      @RS3isRealscape 8 месяцев назад

      Impeach My Orcus
      because he has the Wand of Orcus

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 8 месяцев назад

      @@mlpfanboy1701is a little veggie, looks like corncobs, right?

    • @ayannagreen5428
      @ayannagreen5428 8 месяцев назад

      IMPEECH my Orcas in crayon 😂

  • @loriallenbaugh35
    @loriallenbaugh35 8 месяцев назад +807

    One thing the GOP is great at…finding childish excuses for their failures. You’re the best Marge. 🤮

    • @shnickityshnoo3574
      @shnickityshnoo3574 8 месяцев назад +70

      "Those tricksy democrats tricksed us by getting more votes again, precious! Screee!"

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 8 месяцев назад +50

      She read out a short passage, which she obviously didn't understand and used her finger to follow the words. Instead of indictment, she said indicktment. Jamie Raskin followed up with, "In response to the gentlelady from Georgia ... indictment, or indeed, even an indickment ..." I was on the floor - what a burn!

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 8 месяцев назад

      Hey now they're good at other things too! Embarrassing themselves and others, committing crimes, exploiting their constituents and acting like misbehaving toddlers. Yes the GOP has many "skills"

    • @Chompchompyerded
      @Chompchompyerded 8 месяцев назад +24

      @@sheilaboston7051 Marjorie Taylor Green looks things up (or at least tries to once in a very great while) in a indictionary.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@sheilaboston7051 Instead of "The Gentle Lady from Georgia" they need to call her "The Mental Lady from Georgia".

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 8 месяцев назад +114

    You missed Jamie Raskin's short takedown speech. Some of the best politickin' I've seen in ages.

    • @gingercat777
      @gingercat777 8 месяцев назад +17

      It was Brilliant, I hope he gets the top job one day.

    • @geoffreyschubert4741
      @geoffreyschubert4741 8 месяцев назад

      Indeed ​@@gingercat777

    • @kenster8270
      @kenster8270 8 месяцев назад

      "Or indicktable if you will" 😂 Savage!

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 8 месяцев назад

      “Indictable, or in-dick-table.” Badass.

  • @FallenOne669
    @FallenOne669 8 месяцев назад +217

    Good going, Al Green. Showing up from the hospital despite not needing to be there is impressive.

    • @neiloflongbeck5705
      @neiloflongbeck5705 8 месяцев назад

      There a legend that a dead MP voted in a debate in the Houses of Parliament. He was allegedly carried through the voting lobby in favour of the motion. Please remember no one other than the Monarch, is allowed to die in the Palace of Westminister ie the Houses of Parliament.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 8 месяцев назад +24

      and he had to go right back to the hospital. He should not have been out of bed but he got wheeled in wearing scrubs and socks to stop the crazy stuff for one more day.

    • @DonFahquidmi
      @DonFahquidmi 8 месяцев назад +19

      Reminds me John McCain's thumb down gesture.

    • @tammyjantzen9004
      @tammyjantzen9004 8 месяцев назад

      God rest John McCain. Flew out right after brain surgery & had to wait till 2am for them to call his name for the vote. I'll never forget it. He knew the GQP didn't have a health care plan & millions would lose coverage if he didn't vote no. That's a patriot! Putting we the people over party!!​@@DonFahquidmi

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 8 месяцев назад +6

      He was heavily needed!

  • @jamesbhollingsworth5452
    @jamesbhollingsworth5452 8 месяцев назад +2

    Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

  • @mariaboyd1039
    @mariaboyd1039 8 месяцев назад +11

    Mr. Green is a True American Hero. A real man there boys. Look and learn.

  • @Donttrustthatburger5144
    @Donttrustthatburger5144 8 месяцев назад +98

    Can't believe I'm catching this in time. This is how I choose to get my news.

  • @karenwolsey2283
    @karenwolsey2283 8 месяцев назад +111

    It chokes me up when I think we could have lost the talk master Stephen, when his appendix recently burst. 😢🙏We appreciate you even more now, Stephen! Thank God you are well, and ready to tackle this crazy year. 👏🙌☝🎤🎬🎥😃😅💙💙💫💫

  • @CareyBilley
    @CareyBilley 8 месяцев назад +907

    The GOP never fail to prove that they shouldn't be in charge of a lemonade stand, never mind Congress, Senate, Presidency or the Supreme Court.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +17

      Or a lemonade stand !

    • @Kwk16534
      @Kwk16534 8 месяцев назад +27

      Yes because we know who the Supreme Court really answers to and it's not the American people

    • @nrellis666
      @nrellis666 8 месяцев назад +27

      I feel they can't be trusted to run a bath

    • @gobigorange
      @gobigorange 8 месяцев назад

      I like lemonade, I don’t like republicans

    • @studentstudent5044
      @studentstudent5044 8 месяцев назад

      These are some honest questions. And don’t answer it with another question or some gaslighting. How does it feel to be on the side that thinks men can get pregnant and that there are more than 2 genders? How does it feel to be on the side that is responsible for creating this extreme level of political correctness that is just like a poison in our society? How does it feel to be on the side that created all these radical ideas about gender, race and sexuality? Or that men shouldn’t protect their wives because men who do that are toxic? How does it feel to be on the side that has as much economic sense as a fish knows about computer engineering? How does it feel to be on the side that has the shittiest politices? Like letting 10 million illegals into the country. How does it feel to be on the side that activly trash talks the US and calls it an evil, racist, sexist etc country? How does it feel to be on the side that cares more about having enough gender confused people in the army than actual people in the army? How does it feel to be on the side that is currently losing both politically and losing it’s relevance? People are tired of your BS. Which is why you’re losing in the polls. YOU are out of date.

  • @melvinjamerson1920
    @melvinjamerson1920 8 месяцев назад +13

    Green, My Man,Most Outstanding American 🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💯

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 8 месяцев назад +27

    Say no to narcissism
    Say no to sexism
    Say no to racism
    Say no to authoritarianism
    Say no to fascism
    Say no to Trumpism
    SAY NO TO TRUMP

    • @bernardwalden6884
      @bernardwalden6884 8 месяцев назад +1

      With strong ties on both sides, I say no to all except TRUMP 🇺🇸 2024 🇺🇸 💯 🤘 Thank me later 😁

    • @54mgtf22
      @54mgtf22 8 месяцев назад

      @@bernardwalden6884 The financial genius who bankrupted casinos
      The US President who sided with Russia over the CIA
      The Republican candidate who called for Russia to attack NATO allies
      The traitor who ‘allegedly’ stole national secrets and showed them off
      The rapist found by a court to have committed sexual assault
      The conman found by a court to have defrauded NY of hundreds of millions
      The bully who uses his notoriety to defame his detractors
      No. Can’t see anyone thanking you.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 7 месяцев назад

      @@bernardwalden6884 “both sides,” of course. (That’ll make me creditable!) sure moron

  • @Screechsmom
    @Screechsmom 8 месяцев назад +138

    Rep Green is next level dedicated!

    • @SirDavidPaladin
      @SirDavidPaladin 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@sailincat2822 I think she meant Al Green.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 8 месяцев назад

      @@SirDavidPaladin, sorry, my bad. I shouldn't have comment so fast without reading more closely. Thanks for the correction.

  • @kyleoates6367
    @kyleoates6367 8 месяцев назад +121

    "They hid one of their representatives."
    NO, you tried to pass a vote while he was in the hospital. You knew EXACTLY where he was and were betting on him being a no-show.

    • @bobombnik1817
      @bobombnik1817 8 месяцев назад

      exactly... "We tried to be dishonest and circumvent democracy, and they messed up our plan! *pout*" absolute trash beasts.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 8 месяцев назад +12

      “Where did they hide them, behind someone else going ’peek-a-boo’?”

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 8 месяцев назад +13

      "They hid one of their representatives" - Don't EVER play hide-and-seek with that man. He takes it to a whole new level.

    • @RS3isRealscape
      @RS3isRealscape 8 месяцев назад +12

      he rolled a natural 20n on his stealth check
      Peek a Boo Mother F'r

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 8 месяцев назад +168

    Al Green is a legend.

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson 8 месяцев назад +5

      I love his hit song, "Love and Happiness"

    • @dancingnature
      @dancingnature 8 месяцев назад +3

      Both Al Greens are legends! I love Love and Happiness too

  • @skler69
    @skler69 8 месяцев назад +5

    The party of personal responsibility is refusing to take any responsibility for their failures. In other shocking news, water is wet.

  • @marthavillegas6250
    @marthavillegas6250 8 месяцев назад +6

    Thank you Rep Green. 💙

  • @mr.niceguy4919
    @mr.niceguy4919 8 месяцев назад +209

    "Spanked while everyone watches"...perfect!

    • @innocentrage1
      @innocentrage1 8 месяцев назад +1

      Lauren Boeberts game plan for money when she doesn't get reelected

    • @JefferyLopez-t2n
      @JefferyLopez-t2n 8 месяцев назад +2

      That burn was so bad it turned into a wildfire 🔥

    • @Chompchompyerded
      @Chompchompyerded 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@innocentrage1 Boebert had experience in that field before getting elected.

  • @denisewilkins393
    @denisewilkins393 8 месяцев назад +28

    Thank you Al Green!! Your vote made the difference! So good!!🎉🎉👏🏼👏🏼💙💙🇺🇸💙💙 Biden 2024🗣️Let’s send a message!

  • @Multichick
    @Multichick 8 месяцев назад +31

    Go Representative Green! That’s the man I want to represent me!! 🎉 he understands the meaning of democracy, he is a hero, imo

  • @Angelofmcy
    @Angelofmcy 8 месяцев назад +8

    Congressman Al Green is now my new favorite person in Washington! You go Al ❤️

  • @todd3205
    @todd3205 8 месяцев назад +4

    Another American classic. Thank you, Colbert clan.

  • @marieroberts5664
    @marieroberts5664 8 месяцев назад +186

    Rep. Al Green, Dem from Texas, is a real patriot, like Ceasar Rodney, the Delaware delegate who was dying of cancer, but rode thru the night to cast his vote for independence back in 1776.
    Godspeed, Rep. Green.

    • @klim4838
      @klim4838 8 месяцев назад +2

      First thing I thought of when I heard this story about Green was Caesar Romney.
      And MTG LIES.

    • @marieroberts5664
      @marieroberts5664 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@klim4838 I'd better make sure folk know which Green I am talking about...too many crazy Greens and only one sane one!

    • @klim4838
      @klim4838 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@marieroberts5664 And you're right, it was Caesar RODNEY. My bad! 💖

  • @KealohaHarrison
    @KealohaHarrison 8 месяцев назад +536

    It’s almost too perfect that the Nevada primary voters are so fed up with the GOP that they’d prefer no one to anybody who’s currently running

    • @cafeeineaddicted8123
      @cafeeineaddicted8123 8 месяцев назад +48

      That’s doubtful. “None of these candidates” likely Drew a lot of prospective TFG voters expressly voting against Haley.

    • @jai-kk5uu
      @jai-kk5uu 8 месяцев назад +44

      They like trump

    • @bsqwahlE
      @bsqwahlE 8 месяцев назад

      No, we don't.
      ​@@jai-kk5uu

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath 8 месяцев назад +36

      theyre just going to turn right around and pick trump at the caucus thing anyway

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan 8 месяцев назад +60

      Considering Trump wasn't on the ballot, "None of these candidates" was probably just them saying, "We'd vote for the 91 times indicated criminal if we could, but we can't so..."

  • @rosaliebent4833
    @rosaliebent4833 8 месяцев назад +150

    ROnna deserves all the criticism. She even change her name and Trump threw her under the bus anyhow... like he does to EVERYONE ELSE. Why do people go out on a limb to support him when they KNOW trump will use a chainsaw in a second.

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je 8 месяцев назад

      This is how the cult works. She dropped everything to serve him, now she's thrown under the bus like many before . 😂😂 she deserve it, whose next????

    • @BradloRaul
      @BradloRaul 8 месяцев назад +9

      Seriously. It’s like trying to be Henry VIII’s seventh wife.

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@BradloRaul 😂😂

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 8 месяцев назад +3

      "[Ronna McDaniels] even change her name and Trump threw her under the bus anyhow" - Don't forget that she also called the January 6 insurrection, "legitimate political discourse". For some inexplicable reason, these idiots all seem to believe that THEY will be the one that Trump doesn't turn against. They haven't gotten the memo that the loyalty is completely one-sided.

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je 8 месяцев назад

      @@nomore6167 when you in the cult,you're brainwashed.😉 She's not the first and won't be the last to realize Trump is a true sociopath. 😂

  • @ottoandhanzblack2175
    @ottoandhanzblack2175 8 месяцев назад +4

    Gotta love Colbert!
    His analysis and commentary are priceless!

  • @jeanmariejankovich1454
    @jeanmariejankovich1454 8 месяцев назад +2

    Steven, you hit the nail on the head ... so to speak regarding the GOP. Sad state of affairs we have right now in our country. The GOP doesn't know what they want, and when they don't get what they want at the moment, they blame someone else for their misfortune! Great commitment on the part of Senator Al Green! Would have loved to see their faces when he voted ... he he... Vote Blue to save our democracy 💙💙💙💙💙

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 8 месяцев назад +148

    A very limp performance in the House by Johnson, he just couldn’t get it up.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 8 месяцев назад +8

      and now he's fallin', so he _can't_ get it up!

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +5

      I don’t know about that , I heard he and his son “touch” base whenever either one of them “ gets it up”. Isn’t that the most disgusting 🤢 thing you’ve ever heard of ?

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 8 месяцев назад +4

      He will do well to change his last name to Hunt.

    • @bwktlcn
      @bwktlcn 8 месяцев назад +3

      He was expected to be a hard man, but he appears to be soft when it comes to counting….

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 8 месяцев назад

      Does he have to report that to his son?

  • @JenniferHambley-nn6we
    @JenniferHambley-nn6we 8 месяцев назад +25

    America owes al greene a huge thank you for his courageous and dedicated performance of his job -representing his constituents and ŕevealing the clown car the republican party has become with trumpolini leading it!!!!

  • @Echo81Rumple83
    @Echo81Rumple83 8 месяцев назад +239

    first, it was the "is potato" meme. now, it's former Madam Speaker Pelosi's "poo poo" meme to describe every GOP gaff to date XD

    • @JediRastafari
      @JediRastafari 8 месяцев назад +15

      That's former Madam Speaker Haley to you, sir. At least according to Mr. Orange.

    • @thearmchairjournalist566
      @thearmchairjournalist566 8 месяцев назад +7

      Where’s the tshirt 😂

    • @janohare916
      @janohare916 8 месяцев назад +2

      😊

    • @PhoebeFayRuthLouise
      @PhoebeFayRuthLouise 8 месяцев назад +11

      I loved is potato!

    • @midlifeinprogress
      @midlifeinprogress 8 месяцев назад +8

      That poo-poo clip gets me every time!! Especially when Stephen responds "thank you, Madam Speaker" 🤣🤣

  • @ForrestOutman
    @ForrestOutman 8 месяцев назад +3

    Tonight was absolutely SAVAGE af and I was so here for it! 👏 I literally lol tonight (hell even the band couldn't keep it together). Well played❤

  • @thomasbraeking6225
    @thomasbraeking6225 8 месяцев назад +4

    Sssmmokin' !!!
    Colbert broke the bat knocking it outta the park!

  • @KatraMoo
    @KatraMoo 8 месяцев назад +39

    Al Green is an American HERO!!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 месяцев назад +61

    If it ain't personal to all of us at this point, we're lost.

  • @lealoo6287
    @lealoo6287 8 месяцев назад +41

    Laughing at the GOP is better than cursing at them. It's astounding the level of incompetence and arrogance of these people.

  • @Fire-Queen
    @Fire-Queen 8 месяцев назад +4

    The determination, preserverance and effort by mr. Green should be the standard for representatives & lawmakers! "Theyre trying to do what now!?! Right now? Alright, lets hustle and get over there to vote..." Beyter than first hyping the vote, than showing up late, and then lying about it afterwards, gaslighting your constituents... (👀Boebert)
    Hoping youll be granted a speedy recovery, sir! 🍀👍🏼

  • @traceyholt8223
    @traceyholt8223 8 месяцев назад +8

    WOOHOOO AL GREEN. What a hero! Way to go!

  • @jjv65uk
    @jjv65uk 8 месяцев назад +212

    ‘Their stupid levels’! Sums up American right wing,

    • @Dem0stumblers6726
      @Dem0stumblers6726 8 месяцев назад

      As joe biden destroys America everyday, Ruining your life and you don't even know it yet.

    • @joanfrellburg4901
      @joanfrellburg4901 8 месяцев назад +1

      One day they gonna find out donald is a nothing burger without the sauce.

  • @Micah3539
    @Micah3539 8 месяцев назад +32

    "Impeech my orcas" lmao I laughed so hard at that

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +2

      THOSE WHALES HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG !

  • @bregancool980
    @bregancool980 8 месяцев назад +10

    MTG…really? Hiding people? 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂 My Orcas!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 8 месяцев назад

      Darn those democrats and their invisibility hospital gowns.

  • @dirkus3722
    @dirkus3722 8 месяцев назад +14

    I will never tire of Nancy's poo poo clip.

  • @FireElement7
    @FireElement7 8 месяцев назад +85

    I can't believe they wanted to impeach the guy for not doing his job while actively and aggressively keeping him from doing his job 🤦‍♀️

    • @bobombnik1817
      @bobombnik1817 8 месяцев назад +6

      That's the Republican party of this cycle.. that and grifting is all they do.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 8 месяцев назад

      Only if when they do the vote over and over until they can impeach Mayorkas, instead they impeach everyone who was stopping him from doing the job.

    • @janedmunds4218
      @janedmunds4218 8 месяцев назад

      Believe it sister! Or brother

  • @christophermoebs5514
    @christophermoebs5514 8 месяцев назад +121

    MTG thinks to hold an impeachment you need a peach tree dish

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 8 месяцев назад +16

      For an "indickment" 😂

    • @YYZ-SRQ
      @YYZ-SRQ 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@rinzaghi2057 Maybe her brain got zapped by those space lasers

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +7

      No ! She uses the peach tree dish to serve her gazpacho police up .

    • @patriciamurfitt4590
      @patriciamurfitt4590 8 месяцев назад +1

      😅😅 good one 😅😅

    • @DarksideDave42
      @DarksideDave42 8 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe the title of Gaffemaster should be reassigned from Sleepy Joe to Mean Marjoe Greene ....

  • @LR-mh8hs
    @LR-mh8hs 8 месяцев назад +178

    "Impeech My Orcas" is hilarious! Give the writer a raise!!! 🐳

    • @stevetournay6103
      @stevetournay6103 8 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah, but the orca drawing looked too realistic...😁

    • @jenniferward2012
      @jenniferward2012 8 месяцев назад +4

      I laughed so hard!!! LMAO😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

    • @TrumpGoByeBye
      @TrumpGoByeBye 8 месяцев назад +1

      I didn't get it at first 😂😂😂

    • @RS3isRealscape
      @RS3isRealscape 8 месяцев назад +2

      surprised he did not go with
      My Orcus
      as in Demon Lord of Death and holder of the Wand of Orcus
      but then Hasbro/WotC would sue for IP infringement
      #sendthepinkertons

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus 8 месяцев назад

      @@RS3isRealscape WotC has definitely been going nuts lately. They keep doing things to annoy D&D fans.

  • @artel6225
    @artel6225 8 месяцев назад +6

    The Team Colbert writers are on point😂😂

  • @LavenderLife007
    @LavenderLife007 8 месяцев назад +4

    Al Green woke up after surgery. And said not on my watch baby. lol. Thank goodness for uber. Thank you for your service Sir. Praying for a speedy recovery.😀🌺

  • @rainbowprism6242
    @rainbowprism6242 8 месяцев назад +96

    Texan Democrat... never expected such badass action from these 2 words. Hank Hill would be proud.

    • @studentstudent5044
      @studentstudent5044 8 месяцев назад

      These are some honest questions. And don’t answer it with another question or some gaslighting. How does it feel to be on the side that thinks men can get pregnant and that there are more than 2 genders? How does it feel to be on the side that is responsible for creating this extreme level of political correctness that is just like a poison in our society? How does it feel to be on the side that created all these radical ideas about gender, race and sexuality? Or that men shouldn’t protect their wives because men who do that are toxic? How does it feel to be on the side that has as much economic sense as a fish knows about computer engineering? How does it feel to be on the side that has the shittiest politices? Like letting 10 million illegals into the country. How does it feel to be on the side that activly trash talks the US and calls it an evil, racist, sexist etc country? How does it feel to be on the side that cares more about having enough gender confused people in the army than actual people in the army? How does it feel to be on the side that is currently losing both politically and losing it’s relevance? People are tired of your BS. Which is why you’re losing in the polls. YOU are out of date.

    • @SamuraiFoochs
      @SamuraiFoochs 8 месяцев назад +1

      I tell ya hwat.

    • @studentstudent5044
      @studentstudent5044 8 месяцев назад

      Love how you don’t want to answer for any of the bad things that the democrats have done. I mean I would be ashamed as well, but still. And why should people on the right be panicking? We’re literally winning😂🤦🏼. And in the worst case scenario where one of the multiple cases against Trump (with the goal of keeping him out of Office, wow the demicrats are soooo democratic) happens then Vivek or Ron or anyone would just hop back in and continue the movement. You people are pathetic.

  • @terrygoyan
    @terrygoyan 8 месяцев назад +240

    MTG will never be confused with a Georgia peach. She's more of a Georgia impeacher!

    • @immortalasirpa6006
      @immortalasirpa6006 8 месяцев назад

      She's certainly confused about what a petri dish is. She's a grown ass woman that calls them "peach tree" dishes 🍑

    • @threetreasures7698
      @threetreasures7698 8 месяцев назад

      She’s rotten fruit.

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 8 месяцев назад +6

      You mean non-impeacher.

    • @allangibson8494
      @allangibson8494 8 месяцев назад +7

      And she just complained about how one of the Democratic house members behaved in the men’s room - which raises the question what she was doing in the House men’s room…

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@allangibson8494
      I mean...have you seen "her"?

  • @j10001
    @j10001 8 месяцев назад +24

    The last line… “whoever Trump will allow to be her family.” Ooofff!!

  • @nikmorriseu
    @nikmorriseu 8 месяцев назад +2

    Absolutely brilliant, a new high from Steven, keep going!!!

  • @MK-su6eg
    @MK-su6eg 8 месяцев назад +3

    Its a CRYSTAL BLUE PERSUASION! Ain't it BEAUTIFUL! Peace and good , brotherhood...... vote crystal BLUE!

  • @Jo-oc-0
    @Jo-oc-0 8 месяцев назад +77

    Doesn’t Mike’s son get a notice when Mike is spanked, or only when his dad watches the news?

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад

      No , only when one of them actually becomes a wanker .

    • @suemilne6174
      @suemilne6174 8 месяцев назад +4

      Excellent! 😂😂

  • @hannah4669
    @hannah4669 8 месяцев назад +29

    Colbert always brings me back

  • @yankeeladee02
    @yankeeladee02 8 месяцев назад +6

    ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 STEPHEN KILLIN IT… EVERY. DAMN. NIGHT!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @auslandermercury972
    @auslandermercury972 8 месяцев назад +5

    “Impeech my orcas” was fantastic 🤣

  • @Boiling_Seas
    @Boiling_Seas 8 месяцев назад +19

    Rushing from a hospital bed to vote in Congress, that's an excellent visual for a re-election campaign, as long as it doesn't harm his health too much. He does no good if he dies in the process.

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys 8 месяцев назад +65

    With a name like Johnson you’d think he would be used to getting stiffed.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 8 месяцев назад +267

    Staffer: “Good news, Nikki. You didn’t lose to anyone.”

    • @mwater_moon2865
      @mwater_moon2865 8 месяцев назад +15

      Just like the cyclops in the Odyssey, you lost to no one!

    • @MWhaleK
      @MWhaleK 8 месяцев назад +8

      Second to none!

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +2

      Nice !

    • @nanyubusnis9397
      @nanyubusnis9397 8 месяцев назад

      More like "Good news! Nobody beat you!" Or "Nobody was able to get more votes than you!"

  • @misskitty2710
    @misskitty2710 8 месяцев назад +5

    Killin’ it tonight, Steve!

  • @Barracuda24-f3w
    @Barracuda24-f3w 8 месяцев назад +6

    Thank God for Stephen Colbert!!!!! 💕

  • @melissamoreland5961
    @melissamoreland5961 8 месяцев назад +47

    We have Cobert and Stewart back to help delivery all the bs with humor

  • @fauxjaux
    @fauxjaux 8 месяцев назад +82

    #RepublicansAreTheProblem

    • @SageVallant
      @SageVallant 8 месяцев назад +1

      For now. May we somehow crawl out of this hole far enough to have other, less terrible problems.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 8 месяцев назад +1

      That’s it in a nutshell !

    • @robertsilva4
      @robertsilva4 8 месяцев назад

      Woke is a disease! Arrogance combined with brainwashed stupidity always ends badly as we are all experiencing these days. THANK YOU SO MUCH ON BEHALF OF YOUR STUPIDITY!!!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 8 месяцев назад

      This needs to be a Taylor Smith parody.

  • @RandyInouye
    @RandyInouye 8 месяцев назад +29

    The boot got me 😂😂

  • @curtisbright4012
    @curtisbright4012 8 месяцев назад +7

    Heroes don't always wear capes, but in this case, that hero wore a front cape!

  • @Fubar2024
    @Fubar2024 8 месяцев назад +7

    Im peach my orcas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 priceless!!

  • @todd8155
    @todd8155 8 месяцев назад +74

    Impeach My Orcas! OUCH! Gazpacho Police, Peach Tree dishes, Jewish Space Lasers. What a maroon!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 8 месяцев назад +56

    Colbert Interview with the former president never disappoint

  • @JNosewicz7569
    @JNosewicz7569 8 месяцев назад +2

    'Critical dumb'.. im going to have to tuck that one away for a future use. 😅

  • @SeldimSeen1
    @SeldimSeen1 8 месяцев назад +9

    Don't know who hospital gown Green is but I am so proud of him.

  • @robertcorleone9077
    @robertcorleone9077 8 месяцев назад +26

    “No man is hated more then he who speaks the truth” - Plato

  • @josedelatorre2569
    @josedelatorre2569 8 месяцев назад +15

    all in favor say aye! aye?.. all opposed say nay...NAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!! the ayes have it?

  • @kingstara1
    @kingstara1 8 месяцев назад +52

    MTG as a manager in an impeachment trial? Seriously? I wouldn't trust Marjorie the Trailer Goblin to manage a bake sale in a Walmart parking lot much less an official congressional proceeding.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 8 месяцев назад

      Only if when she screws it up We the People can impeach her.

    • @RS3isRealscape
      @RS3isRealscape 8 месяцев назад +3

      so what crime did they even suspect My Orcus of commiting
      i mean he does have the Wand of Orcus
      and that is very powerful artifact

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 8 месяцев назад

      ​​@@RS3isRealscapeno no no she was trying to impeach my orcas, she thinks shamu was voted in as the US representative to Atlantis.