The fact that Croteam probably were like "We need DRM to make this unplayable for those pesky pirates!" and speedrunners were like: "Yeah fuck like I care, imma play the game anyway" is fucking hilarious
@@AGuy-vq9qp Honestly, Serious Sam 3: BFE's DRM is the best one there is. It lets you play, but there's an immortal enemy chasing you through the levels. At one point if you manage to bypass it, your screen begins to spasm and look to the sky, the game doesn't save and after some time, it crashes.
I'm surprised they didn't add a special ending for the pirates if they ever managed to finish the game.....even just a middle finger at the end or something to acknowledge your accomplishment XD
not everyone has the money to buy games think for a minute of your life me i buy the entire saga for 10€ on steam but not everyone has money for other games to buy them
@@Tech-187 Which is still interesting that they managed to make the DRM scorpion spawn out of bounds while completely preventing any other spawn from moving there.
I keep imagining whatever dev volunteered their spartan scream for this scorpion man.... I visualize some angry dev in an full caps rage of endless piracious justice *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*
I came here to watch a speedrun, and the first thing I get is to realize we live in the same city (unless you’ve moved since you made the vid) because of that song in the background. I’d recognize that anywhere because I hear it every fricking evening. I know this vid is over 3 years old but they still play it every single day, and it’s infuriating. I live on the farther side of the lake and I can STILL hear it even with all of my windows closed.
I love how the sound of the kleer running is battling with the sound of the kamakaze dude screaming over which sound takes priority "AAA-running sounds-AAAA-running sounds-AAA-"
Логика: В загашнике Тахуума (Ментала) есть неуничтожимые скорпиды, способные пережить даже взрыв ядерной боньбы, умеющие в ближний бой и дальний; они мгновенно разрывают дистанцию с противником для нанесения удара острыми клешнями и хвостом; умеют телепортироваться, разрушая тактику и стратегию сколь угодно хорошо оснащённого и многочисленного противника. Идеальная машина уничтожения и истощения. Тем временем Тахуум: Закинуть щепотку скорпидов на Землю и дёшево и сердито без потерь победить человечество - нет, нет, нет. Закинуть армию на обучение и оснащение которой уйдёт не один квадриллион сириуслингов, и которую может покрошить в фарш один дядька в крутых очочках - великолепный план, надёжный, как клирианские часы!
Besides how troublesome they would be when you are playing for the first time , and ignoring all the OOBs and precise rocket perfect jumps, just within the first half we’re 2 of the big battles, both of which he used a cheese to completely avoid them, not the kind of thing a pirater
Игры
The fact that Croteam probably were like "We need DRM to make this unplayable for those pesky pirates!" and speedrunners were like: "Yeah fuck like I care, imma play the game anyway" is fucking hilarious
Game: "DRM Protection Measures enabled"
Speedrunners: "Now you will see my true power level."
Nah, they added it for marketing or for the laughs. If they wanted to make the game unplayable, they’d just stop it from booting.
@@AGuy-vq9qp Honestly, Serious Sam 3: BFE's DRM is the best one there is.
It lets you play, but there's an immortal enemy chasing you through the levels. At one point if you manage to bypass it, your screen begins to spasm and look to the sky, the game doesn't save and after some time, it crashes.
I'm surprised they didn't add a special ending for the pirates if they ever managed to finish the game.....even just a middle finger at the end or something to acknowledge your accomplishment XD
Lol the scorpion is in the background while you beat it saying seriously? Lololl
@@pavy415 when
not everyone has the money to buy games think for a minute of your life me i buy the entire saga for 10€ on steam but not everyone has money for other games to buy them
asshole
@@iker900 Ye I for grew up with no permission to buy any games whatsoever. I was basically forced to pirate games.
I can't believe they even put Scorpions out of bounds, the mad lads at Croteam knew.
Neon Henchman they spawn next to your character
@@Tech-187 Which is still interesting that they managed to make the DRM scorpion spawn out of bounds while completely preventing any other spawn from moving there.
@@BierBart12they just didn’t include the checks that prevent spawning.
Nah lazy programming, they just defined "scorpians, put it near the pirate" and left it running.
The screaming never gets old.
I keep imagining whatever dev volunteered their spartan scream for this scorpion man....
I visualize some angry dev in an full caps rage of endless piracious justice
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*
@@PatRiot-I know I'm 6 years late, but the scorpions aren't the ones that scream I'm pretty sure
Developers made immortal boss for struggle with pirates
Speedrunners:
An actual speed RUN. Amazing.
This man is determined to get games for free!
Jajajajajajajajaja xD
XD
Lol
I heard about this a few times and only recently thought "I wonder if anyone's beaten the game with the vengeful ghost of DRM"
I know it's been years since this video came out, but I still love this speedrun c:
U still play this game or nah? I miss it
this actually looks more fun pirated tbh
Yes, if you like to suffer.
He has it on tourist mode. Not even easy. So yeah I don’t imagine it being fun on any other mode. Lol
@@MasterPGC I'm gonna wait for some maniac to do it on serious difficulty...
I came here to watch a speedrun, and the first thing I get is to realize we live in the same city (unless you’ve moved since you made the vid) because of that song in the background. I’d recognize that anywhere because I hear it every fricking evening. I know this vid is over 3 years old but they still play it every single day, and it’s infuriating. I live on the farther side of the lake and I can STILL hear it even with all of my windows closed.
Any idea why they do this? Sounds a little cultish lmao
When does this happen in the video?
@@PersonalAccountIndeed The first minute of the video. 0:01 North Charleston SC, playing Taps on the Trumpet.
That's amazing hahaha
@@bast4rdlyreaper that is not taps my guy haha
Speedrunner: _exists_
DRM scorpion: am i a joke to you?
8:30 - 12:24
AA- AA- AAAA- AAH- HHH- HHH- HH- HHHH- H- HHH- H
*bones rattle furiously*
I love how the final boss is basically a giant DRM scorpion
It's not a scorpion
I wonder if this speedrun will be accepted as official record
lol i torrented this years ago and beat the game. didn't know about this scorpion until now. he looks fun tho
Yeah some of the cracks patched the scorpion out.
You are lucky
You got the right crack)
You the master of serious sam 3 BFE with the DRM. Congratulation !!!
1:06:47 that red scorpion thing is in the fuckin background nice
DRM Scorpion is immortal
Gamers:
Speedruners: Immortal doesn't mean Invencible.
Programmers: I will literally go into the code and remove the Scorpion triggered drm
I've seen a lot of speed runs. This game is one of the weirdest lol. Great upload and run, bro.
Kinda funny you beat the level called “no where to hide” by hiding
Man, this new Hitman looks good.
very beautiful goatee to compliment the very beautiful run
It's funny seeing the scorpion just pop up every 2 minutes
That stupid thing follows you everywhere in the game not just the first stage dam they don't know when to quit
Don't pirate the game and you won't have to worry
@@matthewvarble I don't I was looking impossible games to beat and this came up and it obviously isn't impossible since he beat it
the scorpion appears even at the final cutscene
2020 : there are cracks that already remove the sscorpion
Good. Now i want to see speedrun of SS3: BFE with circle-rotating camera on pirate version :D
Any time pinkie is in play, it becomes a FORCED speed run
When he actually bit the freaking sandwich i lost it😂😂 i just laughed for a couple mins:)))
1:06:43 DRM scorpion stunned by shock and awe
I refuse to believe this is the actual quality he's playing at, i played the game on a small laptop on max settings and it didn't lag at all...
He does it cause on low settings there is a glitch where you can boost the jump in a massive way using a glitch
What a legend meeting this game while piracy is so hard even throw serious some people can’t beat it get this man and Oscar
23:29 nice strat bro😂😂
Aka the sandwich strat.
When is the no running speedrun of this?
I love how the sound of the kleer running is battling with the sound of the kamakaze dude screaming over which sound takes priority
"AAA-running sounds-AAAA-running sounds-AAA-"
Imagine if he accidentally pressed the savestate button when he dies
I feel like editing the Kamikaze sound is sacrilege
9:50 "This is Pod Racing!"
Kotti = calmly explains everything without losing focus
Meanwhile the game =
AEEEEAAAAEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Pepe el mago y toda Sudamérica están orgullosos de vos
Alv no soy el unico que vino por Pepe el mago
Pretty impressive those immortal fast scorpions r relentless 😂
*Gex Appears on screen*
"This is like a birthday party at Epstien's house!"
*Leaves*
The trumpet is fucking hilarious.
well done
Rocket Jumps and sandwhale fixed.
..like how??
im from Diamondbolt
Wow nice run!
I never played this game, however, everytime I see those scorpions I get more hate of them.
I'm stressed just by watching.
Jyväskylä tunnistettu!
You did nice, but how you do to make this jumps O_o
Lmao three years ago, anyways there’s a playing on low graphic settings, you probs dont care anymore anyways
how is it possible that the camera does not lock to the air after a few minutes?
It does,he just fights it really hard. I'm not sure if it you just need to turn more or if he changes the speed of his mouse.
he glitched out of the map remember? to skip the playthrough of that
can you actually fight the boss scorpion in the game while having this cute one around ? Can't find any answers?
Better Name:Sam Runs till moon fu*****
Hits earth speedrun
estimated time: 40min
your time: 1min
wtffff
Which you videocard
it`s actually really funny =D
about this "category": "see you in 3000 BC, bitch!" :D Nice improvement though from last run.
Look it’s red from Red nes Godzilla
1:59
*_DESTOROYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!_*
Sick
Логика:
В загашнике Тахуума (Ментала) есть неуничтожимые скорпиды, способные пережить даже взрыв ядерной боньбы, умеющие в ближний бой и дальний; они мгновенно разрывают дистанцию с противником для нанесения удара острыми клешнями и хвостом; умеют телепортироваться, разрушая тактику и стратегию сколь угодно хорошо оснащённого и многочисленного противника. Идеальная машина уничтожения и истощения.
Тем временем Тахуум: Закинуть щепотку скорпидов на Землю и дёшево и сердито без потерь победить человечество - нет, нет, нет.
Закинуть армию на обучение и оснащение которой уйдёт не один квадриллион сириуслингов, и которую может покрошить в фарш один дядька в крутых очочках - великолепный план, надёжный, как клирианские часы!
You play cracked ss3 imortal
How can I enable that scorpion?
Pirate the game
@@BriefDark I have a bigger version of the scorpion but it isn't that fast
If you have the game purchased you can download a workshop mod called DRM Scorpions
I dindt knew pirated games were allowed to be streamed
@ 2 years later realised it's a mod,and realised I can learn to speak
yeet screw anti piracy
¿Que diría Shorty en ese momento del escorpión?
-¡CORRE PERRA CORRE! D:
OMG this was awese.
alv eso si que es otra onda
This video shows middle finger to creators
Crack teams that managed to remove the DRM Scorpion from the game have already shown the middle finger to the developers
"gonna need more gas than that"
where tf you gonna drive sam, the moon? you driving the l4d2 car there?
can i ask, what's the purpose of you staying on that spot around 11:30 to 12 minutes?
I refuse to believe that 2017 was 7 years ago
52:34
Least effective copy protection ever
Besides how troublesome they would be when you are playing for the first time , and ignoring all the OOBs and precise rocket perfect jumps, just within the first half we’re 2 of the big battles, both of which he used a cheese to completely avoid them, not the kind of thing a pirater
is this game any good
that enemy only appears if you download bad pirated game the 96% of copies on internet doesnt have that enemy
Soy el único usuario que habla español en los comentarios?
Espartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
Nice
WHAT THE FUCK
Woman% Glitchless speedrun starts here
23:18
Muy buen Speed Run lastima que tenga tan poco mérito, igual y es por qué a ese juego no lo conocen ni es casa xd
¿Qué Speedruns sí tienen mérito? ¿Los populares? Eso es estúpido.
Damn try a higher difficulty next time lol
i wait its so ;ong lol? try so many time
Андрей12
What the fuck
Piece of garbage?
Bro this is gonna be a good video 2:11