9:35 I can confirm this is true. “One day, I’m gonna have one stroke and YOU gonna deal with all dis!” No, psycho. If you’re not causing problems, no one has to deal with them.
I'm Māori, and I can confirm that the meme: "My mom 5 seconds after an argument:" is 100% true even for aunties. But we'll also get our asses booted for arguing to our dads and uncles.
Funny thing is the BMI calculation doesn't work for me, I weigh more than I look. When I was at my peak fitness weighing 265 I looked like I weighed 170 didn't look ripped at all.
damn that thyroid thing hit hard i just learned last week i have hypothyroidisim and have had it for years which been affecting me losing weight but cant beat entropy, i dropped 20 lbs in 2 months just cause calories out was more than calories in even with the body fighting against me, imagine what i can do now that im on some good good shit that makes the metabolisim work
Me being like, ya bro run or die! Stuffing tootsie rolls in my mouth. Still under that 30%, but give me my second baby and Imma be 30% tootsie roll 70% frustrated plank
There’s definitely a difference in a fight and a altercation you don’t need to shoot your best friend because you had a disagreement but some random dude road raging yeah I’d say that’s an altercation
The fist fight vs gun debate, it’s very situational, you should always be carrying , but I resort to fist first, if homies wanna get in their feelings, then they get put on a shirt
if you're an adult and you want to fight an adult, in a non-regulated sporting event, you should assume that the intent is lethal. You're getting shot.
If I get into a fight at 40+ it is either my EDC or knife. Never hit a someone with a fist as you'll pay for that later when your hand is screaming at you even if you know how to punch correctly.
Bro you look like rob Schneider when he plays a father in some movie, I’ll show you in your twitch chat when I get the chance next, shit has me rolling
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That *ping* when the bat hit her knee had me needing to get up and walk for a second
Nikko aint pregnant but he never fails to deliver
I’d love to change that 😮💨🫦
Who says there isn't a bun in that oven
Why is this stupid comment posted on every video
@@ExpiredBakedBean nahhhhhh that's my job
Nikkoss mine
Nikko go pole dancing with the branches
YESS
@@alexpellegrino1938 I've been commenting this on every video for weeks still waiting lol
@@alexpellegrino1938 I've been commenting this every video for weeks still waiting to be noticed
He'd make bank from the Navy guys
"As long as you a basketball under 30% you fine" I'm forcefeeding this to some over eaters I know
I'm just saying, if a dog is delivering my drinks/food to my table, I'm ordering everything on the menu.
The pup gets many treats it's all good
That pup is trading water cups for treats for sure
Fighting is about reciprocating the threat level. Also, "she missed the baby!" 🤣😂🤣😂
nikko talking about 9/11 like he wasn't still in diapers at the time.
He wasn’t he was in 1st grade and he watched the towers fall on tv then immediately went to play Spider-Man PlayStation
Joke’s on you, Nikko is still in diapers.
That mum took the bat to the knee like a champion😆
That 9/11 clip was crazy
Haha, the little boy mocking his dad!!! Fucking hilarious!
As a Hawaiian myself I can confirm that aunties and uncles stay like this all the time in arguments. At least for my kine family. lol
I grew up in a generation where you handled your business with your hands.
For real
Dead people can't learn the lesson
That ping to the knee had me looking for a garand to reload... xD
I like how Nikko pretends to like women to hide his true homosexual feelings.
That house smell like stale cigarettes and a fish market at the same time
I love nikos editor he's funny 😂 1:58
That beaver definitely an engineer
Nah architect
9:35 I can confirm this is true.
“One day, I’m gonna have one stroke and YOU gonna deal with all dis!”
No, psycho. If you’re not causing problems, no one has to deal with them.
My mom says that all the time. “When I die” 😂 stop playing
Stay strapped or get clapped, very simple rule.
its facts that every auntie do be doing the "when I die" Strat
What does that house smell like? Low tide, that's what that house smells like.
Burnt cheetos and despair
That small human was a government op, ain't no way a small human can produce such sentences and roast his dad
I'm Māori, and I can confirm that the meme: "My mom 5 seconds after an argument:" is 100% true even for aunties.
But we'll also get our asses booted for arguing to our dads and uncles.
We need longer vids nikko!
i always love this guys videos, always makes me laugh
That ginger at 6:20ish is hilarious, his name is Blake Rosier
Thanks for your content Nikko!
i love that, "daddy garand thumb" 😂😂
Anything is almost better than being a corpse.
that "country Kid" really be punching the headliner at every red light
Funny thing is the BMI calculation doesn't work for me, I weigh more than I look. When I was at my peak fitness weighing 265 I looked like I weighed 170 didn't look ripped at all.
Breakfast, coffee and some Nikko content ☺️
" 😮🫢... Put some lashes on em 🤭😂"
Dang boi back at it again with the best vids
"R u calling me a rb" had me gasping for air
That house smelled like a mermaids ash tray.
Fighting with your hands only matters if it’s something fighting over
I don't get paid to fistfight people and I sure as shit don't get paid to lose.
5:39 that aint a country kid, that a damn slightly far away suburbs kid
That was 45% spit, 5% Herpes and 50% rum
She built like a Ford Escape
As a Hawaiian I can confirm that my grandma do be saying stuff like when I die you will never forget this grandma
Garand Thumb has exceptional ballistic dummy chaos! Lmao 🤣
Nikko saying no..
That's the only yes he's heard, and he gunna get the special sauce..
I jiss hope our boi can hold
I made a War Daddy joke in the Naval office. They didn't see me. Busy with future paperwork? The dog answered at the Marine office.
3:11 He wanted to laugh and he did his god damn best to hold it in.
Love that Garrand Thumb shout out
that OD one got me actin up tho
This video made my day better
damn that thyroid thing hit hard i just learned last week i have hypothyroidisim and have had it for years which been affecting me losing weight
but cant beat entropy, i dropped 20 lbs in 2 months just cause calories out was more than calories in even with the body fighting against me, imagine what i can do now that im on some good good shit that makes the metabolisim work
Me being like, ya bro run or die! Stuffing tootsie rolls in my mouth. Still under that 30%, but give me my second baby and Imma be 30% tootsie roll 70% frustrated plank
The house smells like old sour cream and stale corn chips.
There’s definitely a difference in a fight and a altercation you don’t need to shoot your best friend because you had a disagreement but some random dude road raging yeah I’d say that’s an altercation
6:37 yea your good you can go in nikko
That house deathly smells like spoiled baby formula and cigarette smoke
Love the content nikko
These need to be longer
The fist fight vs gun debate, it’s very situational, you should always be carrying , but I resort to fist first, if homies wanna get in their feelings, then they get put on a shirt
So, are you saying if you are losing a fistfight, you will resort to pulling a weapon?
@@macwyll where did you get that from? Lmfao everyone can get these hands!
The Zumba class 💀
Lol censors out the blunt right until after its tossed then forgot to censor it on the stove.
Your a badass Nikko
I know how to exercise... rest? Pfft
I worked hospital nights for over a decade
@0:46 Probation officer body odor, Cardi B body mist, and baby daddy child support receipt paper.
you should have a meet and greet at that restaurant!!!!
if you're an adult and you want to fight an adult, in a non-regulated sporting event, you should assume that the intent is lethal. You're getting shot.
If you can't throw a fist you shouldn't be fighting!
That lady did some marching after getting hit with a fking bat😭
I'm a ginger, and I approve the comment about the guy not being allowed in the restaurant
They didn't ask me to sing In The Mood
Nikko I feel like we would constantly be after the same women if we hang out 😂😂 I literally be on the same crazy ass shit as you 😂.
Oh yeah, I need some Nikko today.
But I’m ginger…. Does this mean Nikko…. Doesn’t…… care about me?
Larger than the average runningback is crazy
Old natty light and yeast infection! 0:42
I've watched this video 4 times now since it has come out. I love Nikki but that 1 at the bar went too far lol😂
House smells like Pall Mall
me being 5'7" 260lbs knowing full well im fat asf
yeah so that restaurant i wont be able to go into
Fist fight like men and get a beer after… and then shoot the bottles lol
I know that house smells like cigarettes and cat urine. 0:43
I think if you try to go in there they would kick you out the first five seconds
No rules in a street fight
........Freddy Kruger 3:40
Nikko lookin at the nub like mmmmmmmmm
I just now realized nikko’s shirt says cream team💀
Yep they do on that aunt one
If I get into a fight at 40+ it is either my EDC or knife. Never hit a someone with a fist as you'll pay for that later when your hand is screaming at you even if you know how to punch correctly.
Dude please tell me you didn't win that shirt.... wait I don't really want to know😂😂
BRO!!! as a Polynesian how did you know all that?!?!?! and yeah its true they pull that card as soon you are too big to get ass whoopings.
Yeah I was not safe during the 9/11 documents
Pfft, Touring Canada with the branches.
Retirement is an option
2:42 nah man you just know your type
As a samoan i 100% agree
Bro you look like rob Schneider when he plays a father in some movie, I’ll show you in your twitch chat when I get the chance next, shit has me rolling
actualy.. we can not go in that restaurant... dammed!
That first clip is The Kanker Sisters in real life.