I asked to go home since i felt “off” she said no. so as i was walking down the hallway 10 minutes later i fell over, a teacher saw called my mom then i got to go home
@@killuas2ndyo-yo666 what I meant to say was I was really sick and ended up getting a classmate sick. And my mom got mad when my classmate mom told my mom.Hope you understand it.
Please I need tips I really don’t want to go to this open house for my school it’s on the 7th my mom always think I’m faking to get outta things what can I do to make it really believable
@@Lvr_angel say you have diarrhea or pretend to throw up make a mixture of some random stuff and then spit in the toilet a lot to make it look real. Tell her you are having a really bad migraine the day before and go to your room for the rest of the night if you can, then the next day say you’re feeling worse and you’re nauseous because your migraine symptoms are so bad…. I actually do get migraines I had one this week and they can make you nauseated.
@@Lvr_angel whatever you usually eat, could be bits of bread ripped up soak it in water then pour it in with maybe like some juice or lemonade so that it looks like bile but make sure you spit in the toilet so that it looks real. Don’t freak out about it or get defensive with your parents if they test you about it, iif you can lie well it’ll work 👍🏼 if you’re around them keep putting your head down or like shut your eyes a lot, if you’re in a bright place complain about how bright it is and how it’s making your migraine worse, if you’re in a loud environment complain about how noisy it is and it’s making your headache worse, tell her the open house will just make you feel worse because of all the noise and bright lights in school.
@Banana the dog 6th grade!? again!??? damn lil man maybe its not for you uno 😂 try check your career choices from now this school thing might nor work out if you're repeating already without even reaching 9th 10th grade yet let alone 12th 😂🤷🏾♂️
Lmao one of my coworkers did the "don't get well quick" and came in to work the next day and fake a sore throat by using a raspy voice 🤣🤣🤣 She was a pro
Every single time! It's like they're laying out their plan right in front of you. It's real crazy when you see people call off but then they'll come in on days when they're really sick. That one always throws me for a loop.
I always jinx myself and end up actually getting sick, once I said I was “ not feeling well” to go home and then I ended up throwing up 7 pounds of water and food and had to go to the ER and I had a high white blood cell count and I was dizzy and when the nurse drew my blood it went everywhere 💀💀💀
@@that_canadiangirl9 I checked my weight after I threw up ( I’m very insecure about my weight so I usually check it like a millon times a day lol) and I realized i lost 7 pounds and I double checked to see if it was just reading it wrong but yeah. It was crazy-7 pounds gone in less then like 10 minutes. 🧍
Nah bro because same, I was just feeling a bit dazzled because my period had just started and I decided to call my mom because I'm an anxious potato and didn't have my med with me. Got home, threw up all my breakfast, the water and tea I drank, and fell asleep for like 4 hours. Woke up pale and weak, tired as shit, ate like a cookie with two sips of water and threw up again. Survived by serum for the next 24 hours (the only thing I don't throw up for some reason)
I feel you bro. it was traumatizing. I threw up my own spit too. they injected me it was painfull and put medicine in my stomach. I had a virus. I was freaking out bc. throwing up. your food and own spit..
@@lord__lee9838 ong dood and I’m like there’s a difference between doing work and using my damn brain then using my thumb to mindlessly scroll through RUclips
It also helps if you go into fur parents room (for kids here) and ask for some medicine or say you don’t feel well at like 2:00 am so they know you can’t sleep and is bad
MY ENGLISH PAPERS DUE TOMORROW SBD I BARELY STARTED i also don’t have rehearsal and most of my classes won’t be too hard and i’m already feeling a little nauseous
Yeah but if your sick and your home schooled you still need rest and no stress. And video games do not mean your getting better. I hate when parents sometimes say that.
When you have been doing these things already. My parents are also really understanding when it comes to me just needing a break sometimes. Only thing is I realized how harder it is to get caught up when you are gone, so now even when I'm sick I go to school so I don't miss practice and struggle to get caught up. Unless I'm running a fever, then I stay home.
On god that’s how my parents be bruh I have my bday in a couple of days and don’t want to go to school but still want to be able to go out afterwards so I’m in a pickle plus they never buy it😢
@0077 honestly, I think it's a bad decision on the moms part. She should have helped fix the problem rather than run away from it. People too often just run away from problems these days and it is creating weakness.
@@veridico84 I was literally threatened to be fought every day at school so I stayed home a lot I don’t think I’m weak I just didn’t want to get beat up. We told teachers but they didn’t care so it was all I could do.
@@veridico84 um you don’t know the whole story so that’s not any of your business, my mom DID try to fix it but guess what all of the teachers and principal just ignored it and told her I needed to give her “Grace”. And of all things I am not weak my parents have made me the strong person I am today
When I’m actually sick, I take one day off work and I normally do feel 💯 better the next day. I think this explained why I felt like my manager never bereaved I was sick lol
@@no-er6yb amber heard is johnny depp’s ex wife who accused him of abusing her when they were married and she fake cried a lot in court so now her non-existant reputation is ruined and ig everyone but herself hates her because she was lying about being abused this isnt the best explanation but i think this help a tiny bit
@0077 I mean, it's just another way of categorizing people by their personalities, and I just happen to fall into the introvert category, but I'll admit that some people can be pretty annoying with how much they like to *show* that they're introverts, so yea
SAME SAME SAME SAME I went to 3 stores two days ago with me mom ,sister and my baby sister and I was in the car in a total of 6 hours because I went to my grandmas and back so I went there got food went back there and back home and I felt nervous and I didn't want to be there because.......IT WAS A NURSING HOME AND OLD PEOPLE WHERE STARING AT ME!!!!!!!
Umm, that's actually a lot of effort just to sweat... Imagine being me in Florida, a guy who already sweats after minutes of activity no matter how actively fit I am... Minutes, not ten, but like half that. Fuck your ab workout. Lol
I remember one time when I was little I wanted to skip school so I told my mom that I was sick and then she took my temperature and it turns out that I had a fever
I remember I had a slight fever one day but it was rlly low and I didn't want to bunk cuz I'd have extra work so I went to schl and this was during monsoon (it was raining a lot and rlly gloomy) and at first i was fine but as the day went on my fever got worse to the point i had to go to the schl nurse and luckily before I went i put my head down so my fever reduced
I wish. I don’t even know when I’m sick enough to legitimately stay home from work as I’ve spent my whole life with a cold. I am associated as the one who coughs at work.
I'm opposite. I'm lucky if I go 2 weeks without getting sick. For the past 3 years I have been like that. My grandma had the same thing when she was my age but she grew out of it. Doctors say I might have a bit of glandular fever. Could also be my tonsils
lol i have a test today and i started to feel actually sick yesterday when i woke up (i had a test then too) and i really don’t want to go to pe because i’m sore. i exaggerated it this morning and now i’m staying home
Jayus you are amazing for this, I need some time off for mental health and it’s been getting worse and worse, every morning im just so tired, mentally and physically.. I know it’s a bad thing to fake being sick and skip but people just don’t get it.. im gonna go complain a bit now let’s see if this all works I’ll update in the morning
For added "dramatic effect", substitute toothpaste with Vicks Vaporub. Your welcome! Disclaimer: This sh!t will fůčk your day up if it gets into your eye, so... I guess... Added bonus in credibility if you think about it 🤷
"hey I can't go to school I'm having a fever" School: "do you have a medical certificate leave?" "...no?" School: "LIES!!!" *proceeds to give me consequences*
the headache one is definitely a good working one. Remember to try to cover up your face, look drousy and always remember, light, sound and movement will always make it worse
This reminds me of when I used to rub my eyes constantly for the first 2 hours of my call center job so that no one would notice my bloodshot eyes when I would go get high on my breaks.
If you call in sick, call from the bathroom and say you have food poisoning. Trust me, people can hear that you call from the bathroom and usually ask any further questions.
When I was like 5 my family went to China for a few months, and one day my dad needed to get out of going to work (he was teaching English at a school) to go do something touristy with the family. He lied about being sick, and his bosses came over to bring him a get well care package. He had to admit to lying
SAME BRO- I just had to leave a week long summer camp yesterday because I got really sick- Dunno how you trick a Covid test into thinking you’ve got Covid, so take that RUclips- 🥲
Here’s my used to routine to fake sick before I realized I need to go to school or I’ll flunk because I wont know anything 😭: 1. : show signs of being tired/ having a sore throat or a headache 2 days before your sick day 2. : fake cough gently 3. : don’t eat a lot at meal times and play with your food 4. : on the day your « sick » wake up early and turn on a light and put it against your head If you have someone that would be up to take you temperature 5. : if someone wakes you up or if someone gets you if you are still in bed by a certain time, have trouble « waking up » let it take a little for you to wake up
@@Stormm_beyourself9708 I know! And I never went to the doctor once! It was terrible. And not only that but July was my birthday month! Thankfully it wasn’t too terrible on my birthday
If I don‘t want to go to school I go to a home-party with a few friend and get reckt. The next day I’m normally so hungover that I don‘t even have to act like I’m feeling sick
One of my tonsils has always been larger than the other. By ALOT. So if someone who doesnt know I have that, I can just… “hey man.. I have a sore throat today. I dont think I can make it..”
He who hates school: WRITE THAT DOWN. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have it wrote down
Same
Me
I don’t because I’m homeschooled. Yay!
I see a Charles fanboy😎
literally got out of school once by pretending to almost faint from a fever in my teachers arms. She was convinced. Man was i good lmaoooooo
That’s dedication man 😭
For me I faked a panic attack lol
@@sirTina haha
I asked to go home since i felt “off” she said no. so as i was walking down the hallway 10 minutes later i fell over, a teacher saw called my mom then i got to go home
In the teachers arms!? That must be a feeling. Sus.
Me: MOM! I'm sick I can't go to school
Her: "Oh get up and get ready fo school"
Are you dying? No? You're fine
My parents did this to me once and got mad when I got some one else sick.
I know right lol
@@yogera9523 wow that' doesn't make sense
@@killuas2ndyo-yo666 what I meant to say was I was really sick and ended up getting a classmate sick. And my mom got mad when my classmate mom told my mom.Hope you understand it.
Oh man, as a professional faker of sickness, the first one (saying you’re sick before the day of) is a crucial step
Please I need tips I really don’t want to go to this open house for my school it’s on the 7th my mom always think I’m faking to get outta things what can I do to make it really believable
@@Lvr_angel say you have diarrhea or pretend to throw up make a mixture of some random stuff and then spit in the toilet a lot to make it look real. Tell her you are having a really bad migraine the day before and go to your room for the rest of the night if you can, then the next day say you’re feeling worse and you’re nauseous because your migraine symptoms are so bad…. I actually do get migraines I had one this week and they can make you nauseated.
@@lisalove991 Tysm any ideas on what to use for fake throw up?
@@Lvr_angel whatever you usually eat, could be bits of bread ripped up soak it in water then pour it in with maybe like some juice or lemonade so that it looks like bile but make sure you spit in the toilet so that it looks real. Don’t freak out about it or get defensive with your parents if they test you about it, iif you can lie well it’ll work 👍🏼 if you’re around them keep putting your head down or like shut your eyes a lot, if you’re in a bright place complain about how bright it is and how it’s making your migraine worse, if you’re in a loud environment complain about how noisy it is and it’s making your headache worse, tell her the open house will just make you feel worse because of all the noise and bright lights in school.
A bit of apple juice or lemonade works best since it mimics the color of bile
Jayus 2021: how to stop being sick!
Jayus 2022: how to start being sick!
Ikr
💀
True 😭
Upgrades people, Upgrades
Jayus 2021: how to stop being racist!
Jayus 2022: how to start being racist!
Pov: ur parents make u go to school even if ur throwing up, fainting, and literally feeling so bad
Ikr
Same
My parents
@in desperate need of a scotch😎 that's Giga Chad
oh its the opposite for me. i’ll have a sore throat and they’ll let me stay home 😈
meanwhile all the teachers watching this be like
👁👄👁
Meanwhile school being over
@Banana the dog You have to repeat 6th grade again? Lmao. What did you do to have to repeat it?
Teacher don’t care. One less child to teach. It’s parents who are sweating it.
@Banana the dog 6th grade!? again!??? damn lil man maybe its not for you uno 😂 try check your career choices from now this school thing might nor work out if you're repeating already without even reaching 9th 10th grade yet let alone 12th 😂🤷🏾♂️
Though, she sure likes to promote illegal substances
When you’re actually sick with a fever and can't talk: *I'm ten steps ahead of you*
frrr
#me
Was so sick i didn't go to school for two weeks
@@penelopepython5939same but I didn't go for 1 month and one time I didn't go for 2 months
"Mom I'm sick"
**My parents looking at my youtube history**
"HmMmMm INTERESTING"
they looking through my history that wouldn't be the worst thing they find...
@@redronahan232 👀
@@redronahan232 AYOOO
@@redronahan232 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@@zoeymosher3073 heh heh...
*averts gaze*
Lmao one of my coworkers did the "don't get well quick" and came in to work the next day and fake a sore throat by using a raspy voice 🤣🤣🤣 She was a pro
Nice :)
Cough, fake sneeze a bit etc.
i have did it too
@@Astromakes *done
"Mommy I don't feel good"
"Oh yah right I don't care go to school rn or I'm gonna break ur phone"
This happens exactly to me
”Mom i think my leg is broken”
”Oh you’ll be fine just walk it off”
@@GBans the fact they said “walk it off”💀💀💀
Ikr and then it’s my fault when the school breaks out with flu like bruh
Pls don’t have kids
"Don't just get better"
My body after being sick for one day: Yo i'm feeling better today, no vomiting, no headaches, and no fever!
Me: 👁️👄👁️
As soon as one of my employees tell me they're feeling a little sick at work im just like "this guys not coming to work tomorrow"💀
Every single time! It's like they're laying out their plan right in front of you.
It's real crazy when you see people call off but then they'll come in on days when they're really sick. That one always throws me for a loop.
"You wanna get out of going to a social thing?"
Introverts: "hmm, this video is made out of video"
hmmm, it seems so..
As a introvert, I can confirm this video is made of video.
And people with social anxiety
Me too
Hah! Definitely
Parents watching this video be like...
"Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!
stolen
Parents used to be the kids faking being sick themselves ya know
@@ilarious5729 that's ilarious
@@xxmarosniperxx8013 lmao 🤣
I always jinx myself and end up actually getting sick, once I said I was “ not feeling well” to go home and then I ended up throwing up 7 pounds of water and food and had to go to the ER and I had a high white blood cell count and I was dizzy and when the nurse drew my blood it went everywhere 💀💀💀
wait how did u know it was 7 pounds-
@@that_canadiangirl9 I checked my weight after I threw up ( I’m very insecure about my weight so I usually check it like a millon times a day lol) and I realized i lost 7 pounds and I double checked to see if it was just reading it wrong but yeah. It was crazy-7 pounds gone in less then like 10 minutes. 🧍
@@elliotguajardo ooh ok that makes sense, that is alot tho!!
Nah bro because same, I was just feeling a bit dazzled because my period had just started and I decided to call my mom because I'm an anxious potato and didn't have my med with me. Got home, threw up all my breakfast, the water and tea I drank, and fell asleep for like 4 hours. Woke up pale and weak, tired as shit, ate like a cookie with two sips of water and threw up again. Survived by serum for the next 24 hours (the only thing I don't throw up for some reason)
I feel you bro. it was traumatizing. I threw up my own spit too. they injected me it was painfull and put medicine in my stomach. I had a virus. I was freaking out bc. throwing up. your food and own spit..
Reality :
"Mom... I have a headache and and stomachache.."
"IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE!!"
Literally true bro 🤧🙁😭
Very true tho
preach
i mean, this time shes right
“But then why did you buy me a telephone?”
Mom: “BECAUSE OF YOUR TELE- wait.
“You don’t just get Better the day after getting sick!”
People in shows:
I beg to differ
Me: I beg to differ
Why did my brain read that as "i dif to beggar"
😂
Kids who are homeschooled: awww man!
You can still pretend to be sick as a homeschooler, it’s just way harder cause it’s for the whole day
my mom said that if you are too sick to do homework you are to sick to watch TV/use electronics
Haha I had covid and went to my classes 😁
@@lord__lee9838 ong dood and I’m like there’s a difference between doing work and using my damn brain then using my thumb to mindlessly scroll through RUclips
@@lord__lee9838 same
It also helps if you go into fur parents room (for kids here) and ask for some medicine or say you don’t feel well at like 2:00 am so they know you can’t sleep and is bad
Yeah but then you have to fake taking the medicine because if you actually take it and you're not sick that's drug abuse.
Ikr that is the full thing
Any other advice?
@@Lvr_angel go back +sleep on the couch.
Also it’s not dangerous to take a few Motrin if you ur feeling fine..
“moom, im sick… i cant go to school today :(“
“its summer break though?”
“actually i feel better now :)”
I’m dead 💀
@@forgivezhariondissapointed4234 starting chest compressions🚑🚑
Patient isn’t responding
We got her back
like that shell silverstein poem
@SkyIslands it might be to late
In Morocco there isnt... We study from september to july... Sooo
Me who has a test today: I HAVE TO DO THIS
no ur supposed 2 start the day beforeeeee
@@iamnobody-_- aye yes
MY ENGLISH PAPERS DUE TOMORROW SBD I BARELY STARTED i also don’t have rehearsal and most of my classes won’t be too hard and i’m already feeling a little nauseous
I already did ,
Was that a reference? 🤨
Me: Mom, I’m sick. Can I stay home from school?
My mom: You’re homeschooled. Get up!
Oof, I'm homeschooled too
Yeah but if your sick and your home schooled you still need rest and no stress. And video games do not mean your getting better. I hate when parents sometimes say that.
E
When you have been doing these things already. My parents are also really understanding when it comes to me just needing a break sometimes. Only thing is I realized how harder it is to get caught up when you are gone, so now even when I'm sick I go to school so I don't miss practice and struggle to get caught up. Unless I'm running a fever, then I stay home.
Same
“If your breathing your fine get up” 💀
On god that’s how my parents be bruh I have my bday in a couple of days and don’t want to go to school but still want to be able to go out afterwards so I’m in a pickle plus they never buy it😢
-my mom 💀
yea u was raised similar to me in this context
*has 666 seizures, 420 heart attacks, and 69 cancer*
“If your breathing your fine get up.
You’re*
“put toothpaste under your eyes so they’ll burn and water up”
my eyes: *start to burn and water up*
That was so funny I literally can't breath
@@LuminousAtlantis oop lol
?
@@callbettersaul fr
That’s the point
I did this all the time when I was being bullied at school, My mom knew I was fakeing but she played along 😂😭
@0077 honestly, I think it's a bad decision on the moms part. She should have helped fix the problem rather than run away from it. People too often just run away from problems these days and it is creating weakness.
ur mom is an angel
@@veridico84 I was literally threatened to be fought every day at school so I stayed home a lot I don’t think I’m weak I just didn’t want to get beat up. We told teachers but they didn’t care so it was all I could do.
@@veridico84 um you don’t know the whole story so that’s not any of your business, my mom DID try to fix it but guess what all of the teachers and principal just ignored it and told her I needed to give her “Grace”. And of all things I am not weak my parents have made me the strong person I am today
@@mariaphillips8568 EXACTLY!
When I’m actually sick, I take one day off work and I normally do feel 💯 better the next day. I think this explained why I felt like my manager never bereaved I was sick lol
“Put toothpaste under your eyes to make them red.”
Amber heard: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
👏👏👏
Best comment😂👏
Yess
who tf is amber heard i-
@@no-er6yb amber heard is johnny depp’s ex wife who accused him of abusing her when they were married and she fake cried a lot in court so now her non-existant reputation is ruined and ig everyone but herself hates her because she was lying about being abused this isnt the best explanation but i think this help a tiny bit
Me watching while I'm actually sick: Yeah, I'll totally need this.
edit: hahah sick club lol XDDD I hope everyone here will get well soon! :))
I have strep throat rn and just threw up so I can relate
Same lol
Samee
Facts I have corona right now😢
@@Jeffy399
I hope you feel better soon!♡
Best of luck!! ♡
thanks for the info, as an introvert i'll definitely be using this lol
Huh
@0077 I mean, it's just another way of categorizing people by their personalities, and I just happen to fall into the introvert category, but I'll admit that some people can be pretty annoying with how much they like to *show* that they're introverts, so yea
I love these. They on my fyp evryday and the HELP. I now used this stuff all the time.💗💗💗
"U wanna get outta s school... Or social events"
Me, with bad social anxiety: I'm listening..📝👀
SAME SAME SAME SAME I went to 3 stores two days ago with me mom ,sister and my baby sister and I was in the car in a total of 6 hours because I went to my grandmas and back so I went there got food went back there and back home and I felt nervous and I didn't want to be there because.......IT WAS A NURSING HOME AND OLD PEOPLE WHERE STARING AT ME!!!!!!!
Don’t diagnose yourself here
@@grahgrahmyass I'm not
@@Ikykleeknow00 has a professional told you that you have social anxiety?
@@grahgrahmyass yes actually, I take therapy for it too.
Her: saying a lot of things to start sweating
Me: one minute into a 10 min ab workout 😓
Umm, that's actually a lot of effort just to sweat... Imagine being me in Florida, a guy who already sweats after minutes of activity no matter how actively fit I am... Minutes, not ten, but like half that. Fuck your ab workout. Lol
Me the day before school: "Mom i dont feel w-"
My mom: *Starts calling the clinic to make an appoinment*
Pulled that one today and here I am chillin on my bed haha
Me who is actually sick right now: “Am I a joke to you?”
Same
@Arts and Crafts Queen it’s summer break for me so I’m free all the time✨
same
I remember one time when I was little I wanted to skip school so I told my mom that I was sick and then she took my temperature and it turns out that I had a fever
I remember I had a slight fever one day but it was rlly low and I didn't want to bunk cuz I'd have extra work so I went to schl and this was during monsoon (it was raining a lot and rlly gloomy) and at first i was fine but as the day went on my fever got worse to the point i had to go to the schl nurse and luckily before I went i put my head down so my fever reduced
Damn
Damn, you are lucky, but not so lucky when you have a fever.
*reality can be whatever i want*
Same
Saved me fr. I got a dance on Friday I really can't be bothered to go. Because, yk, social anxiety and all that.
Then u could've just said u had social anxiety I'm sure they'd understand
@@elineroebersfan if people who were socially anxious could explain themselves they probably wouldn’t be socially anxious 🫡
I have it too but noone understands and i don't wnat to bother them so i keep trying to go through but it's always there
@@Serene0910 Atleast u can fight it
Don't those normally take place aft3r school
If you are sick reading this hope you get better soon
Me: Im not feeling well Mom..
My mother: Alright get ready for school!
Me who only gets sick maybe once a year: “people know when I’m sick coz it happens so rarely”
Same
I faked sick for so fucking long, even though last time i was actually sick was over 2 years ago.
Then i found out i had celiac disease =/
I wish. I don’t even know when I’m sick enough to legitimately stay home from work as I’ve spent my whole life with a cold. I am associated as the one who coughs at work.
I'm opposite. I'm lucky if I go 2 weeks without getting sick. For the past 3 years I have been like that. My grandma had the same thing when she was my age but she grew out of it. Doctors say I might have a bit of glandular fever. Could also be my tonsils
@@rebeccastilinski5356 maybe you should see a doctor if you haven't already
"put hot water on your face."
I'm gonna become two face
Me, watching this video at home with salmonella: yeah I'll totaly need this.
"Mom I have stage 4 cancer,a fever, covid-19, and 3 limbs now."
*IF YOU CAN BREATHE YOU CAN GO TO SCHOOL*
Me who went to school despite being sick today just for that 1 lesson and seeing my friends:
I wont tell anyone if i have classes with my friends that day, even if i feel like actual sh**
Food sick is always my go to. Set an early alarm and call in sick at 3 am, saying you've been in pain all night and haven't slept.
lol i have a test today and i started to feel actually sick yesterday when i woke up (i had a test then too) and i really don’t want to go to pe because i’m sore. i exaggerated it this morning and now i’m staying home
Nah all I gotta do is
"Hey, mom, my throat hurts.."
"Oh okay I'll call you in sick."
Man ur lucky
I wld get an insane dose of medicine for dat
I'm guessing you're the last born or only child 😂😐😭
@@somethingcreativelol true like that's so cool-
LITERALLY SAME
When you’re up at 3am watching onlyjayus-
Here❤
how do you know
@@Mylesyt55 how is that even a question. Go back to bed
Heheheheh.
You fool.
ITS MERELY 2:12
Me right now
I did this and escaped from school for 3 days!! "Sorry mom" 😂
What a rebel
@@TheProHunting 🤣🤣 ikr. Plan to do it again for 7th grade
@@Alyssa2009ooo 😜
@@TheProHunting 😁
Jayus you are amazing for this, I need some time off for mental health and it’s been getting worse and worse, every morning im just so tired, mentally and physically.. I know it’s a bad thing to fake being sick and skip but people just don’t get it.. im gonna go complain a bit now let’s see if this all works I’ll update in the morning
Same..I feel you
For added "dramatic effect", substitute toothpaste with Vicks Vaporub. Your welcome!
Disclaimer: This sh!t will fůčk your day up if it gets into your eye, so... I guess... Added bonus in credibility if you think about it 🤷
omg i always used to use vaporub as eyeshadow for some reason when i was a kid and i can confirm this is very very true
“They bought it”
-Ferris Bueller
Ha 🤣
"hey I can't go to school I'm having a fever"
School: "do you have a medical certificate leave?"
"...no?"
School: "LIES!!!" *proceeds to give me consequences*
This literally saved my life ❤
**Me trying to find a way to send this to myself**
thank u for this heh love ur vids
Me : “mom I feel sick”
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My mom : “okay I’ll call off tmrw.”
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Me : -_-
not me coming across this video while looking on how to get over my very real sickness so i can go to school 😭😭
Why
I just got out of school. D:
samee
i have three more weeks 😭
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@@waddellar Same lol
Why would you be unhappy about that???
"only breathe through your mouth"
me with anxiety: EASY BITC-
i have auditions soon, i was thinking about being sick. this came very perfectly
Same.
Yes I need this us introverts need this
Just tell the truth
“I can’t go to work I’m sick”
“Well, how sick are you?”
“Smell my eyes and tell me what you think”
Lol idk😆
"Toothpaste level of sick"🤣
😂😂
That might actually work because they’ll think you’re delusional from a fever
I do this to much to the point that when I’m actually sick I can’t not go cause people don’t beliveee meeee💀💀💀
Sameee lmao
That is an issue, not an iss-me
I never faked being sick until today so um I don't have that problem
@@Averyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy The most holy person in this entire comment section
I'm having really tough week in two days full of exams and projects so i think i'll use thus tutorial thanks
the headache one is definitely a good working one. Remember to try to cover up your face, look drousy and always remember, light, sound and movement will always make it worse
my socially awkward a**:
"this is the knowledge of the gods, and I shall use it wisely"
Her: people don’t get better after one day
My fevers: cough cough, what about me
"go to bed earlier"
me who goes to sleep at a random time of the day: perfect
I needed this right now
This reminds me of when I used to rub my eyes constantly for the first 2 hours of my call center job so that no one would notice my bloodshot eyes when I would go get high on my breaks.
My hole life i needed this Bc I HaVe SoCaL aNxItY:`)
Me too when someone talk to me or i wanna talk to someone and i imagine it anxiety would attack me
"You wanna get out of...stuff?"
YES, OH GOD YESSSSS!
I usually fake stomach aches or headaches as they don't last more than a day for me so i don't have to act like im still sick the next day 🤷♀️
dhar mann mickey :agressively takes notes
Thank you so much I really don’t feel like going to school this week
If you call in sick, call from the bathroom and say you have food poisoning.
Trust me, people can hear that you call from the bathroom and usually ask any further questions.
Your videos are really funny and helpful at the same time. I just wanted to take a second to thank you for always brightening up my day!
When I was like 5 my family went to China for a few months, and one day my dad needed to get out of going to work (he was teaching English at a school) to go do something touristy with the family. He lied about being sick, and his bosses came over to bring him a get well care package. He had to admit to lying
This was recommended to me when I am actually not feeling well...even RUclips doesn't believe me 💀
SAME BRO- I just had to leave a week long summer camp yesterday because I got really sick- Dunno how you trick a Covid test into thinking you’ve got Covid, so take that RUclips- 🥲
I'm already sick lol LOVE YOUR VIDS BELLA
@birtni what?
Me who loves school and hates being home: I see this as an absolute loss
"People become suspicious if you are 100% the next day"
Me: Oh okay got it so take 2 sick days then
"It's all because of that phone."
I don’t want to have to catch up with so much work so I just go and don’t fight with it-
Here’s my used to routine to fake sick before I realized I need to go to school or I’ll flunk because I wont know anything 😭:
1. : show signs of being tired/ having a sore throat or a headache 2 days before your sick day
2. : fake cough gently
3. : don’t eat a lot at meal times and play with your food
4. : on the day your « sick » wake up early and turn on a light and put it against your head If you have someone that would be up to take you temperature
5. : if someone wakes you up or if someone gets you if you are still in bed by a certain time, have trouble « waking up » let it take a little for you to wake up
“The secret is the clammy hands”
You defo watched ferris buellers day off
@@perfectpanda9358 got my reference. NICE
I can just pretend to have a migraine because I do actually get them but I do get better after sleeping for a day pretty much
Shoot I need to try that. I had a REALLY bad migraine in July that lasted THE WHOLE MONTH
@@crazylorna2006 a month?! Damn that's a long time
@@Stormm_beyourself9708 I know! And I never went to the doctor once! It was terrible. And not only that but July was my birthday month! Thankfully it wasn’t too terrible on my birthday
@@crazylorna2006 the universe went happy birthday take a month long migraine
@@Stormm_beyourself9708 Exactly I was so SAD 😭
The day before:
Me on the day: well that’s a shame
She actually Fr looks like the globglogabgalab! 😂
Search it up and get nightmares for the rest of the year😊
I regret searching that
If I don‘t want to go to school I go to a home-party with a few friend and get reckt. The next day I’m normally so hungover that I don‘t even have to act like I’m feeling sick
Me: "MOMMM!!! I am sick and can't go to school today."
Mom: "It is because of the damned phone".
*literally*
~LITERALLY~
Same same. Last month a tooth hurt so bad and my mom was like “its because of your phone you need to stop seeing it.” 💀☺️😭🤣
One of my tonsils has always been larger than the other. By ALOT. So if someone who doesnt know I have that, I can just…
“hey man.. I have a sore throat today. I dont think I can make it..”
Literally a life saver 🙏
all I have to go is say I have a migraine and my mom will let me stay home-
Me who has seen Ferris Bueler:
"I was there when it was written."
Please tell me if I spelled his name wrong
His name is spelt Bueller
But my boy got the best tips to fake sickness and what to do with that time
“Man, I wish I didn’t have to go to school the rest of the week..”
**covid test comes in positive**
“That’s not what i meant-“
That Intro is awesome dude good work