STAN the WATER MAN LEARNS to FLIRT
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- Опубликовано: 11 апр 2019
- Stan the Water Man learns how to flirt with a woman! Also Stan sells some drugs...
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*Two men trying to sell crack and not have a mental breakdown.*
AHHJ U RUINED IT AGAIN
@Airi mage I had a Vietnam war flashback to when my friend told me about his fart kink when I read your comment
@@idonthaveabody.help.4736 👁👄👁 lmao what!?
@@idonthaveabody.help.4736 excuse me?
"Do I seem like a weird person to you Jimmy?"
...
"YES"
Okay that's fair
Wrong
Me and my friends😂
the weird part is that jimmy really feels like a gta character
Yeah ikr
I keep watching the Stan saga over and over. I love that it's a side of Mark that feels real, and that Jimmy is such legit personality. This is some serious stuff. I wish they would actually have a GTA DLC of these two and going on an adventure.
I feel like it’s just the new rp player vs one that knows what they’re doing. I always felt the same about Dundee cuz he was like a tutorial with sykkuno🤣🤣
Please bring Stan back, we all miss him. and his and Jimmy's friendship, along with Kiki screaming at Stan
A year late but anyway, if you go and watch what jimmy (shrimp_) has u can watch more.
Morgan T Thank You so much!!
2020
I agree w this statement
I can't hardly agree more than I do but damn we really getting thirsty
*"sells" crack to Mel*
5mins later *gets punched in face by Mel while he runs away super fast*
Immediately Jimmy: HE RUNS LIKE HE'S ON CRACK!
That's what you call a "true comedian" people.
It was so funny when Jimmy was giving him directions on how to use buttons in the game, with totally bogus biology.
It's a wonderful way to give directions IC
@@SquidmanMalachar, you're not wrong. But, it doesn't make it any less funny.
@@amokriinprolgiid3409 Twitch your tongue in an 'X' motion to doubt.
It was great listening to Jimmy and Stan trying to not break character and explain how to put on the seatbelt
The fact you said Jimmy and Stan says enough, it really didnt break the emersion!
I play a really niche text based RPG called cantr where you aren't really even allowed to talk out of character unless someone really needs ooc help, and sometimes you have to figure out how your character can explain things. Especially if they change something in the game mechanics like weather or things we can build and someone asks about it and your character has to think about why things in the world change, without alluding to the 4th wall and the outside players and creators.
Brenda: "stan whos writing your texts for you"
Jimmy: "UH, n o b o d y"
Stan: Your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty...
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions mm
Bad tails
Go sit in the corner
Why the heck do I see you every where?!
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions UM, ACTUALLY, IT’S “YOUR”! GOD!
I hate it when everyone switches your with you're 🙃. Thx for editing, tails
The line "Do you want to get to know my body better" after the whole muscle incident is the smoothest pick-up line I've ever heard
jimmy trying to tell mark how to fix his game without breaking character is incredible
"You don't have a B muscle??" He's so confused he thinks Mark doesn't have a B key lmao
I miss Stan every day legend says hes still wandering San Andreas looking for people with a thirst for water...
STAN ANDREAS
Thirst for water AND Oxy, Can't forget that
And poggers socialist message 😎😎😎
BAD SOCIALISM
BEST COMMUNISM
*Please keep this a running series, I need weekly episodes to stay hydrated.*
So much this.
Alexi Green YES definitely
Yesssssssss
There is the entire story of Stan on Mark's Twitch
Please keep him addicted to oxy
for anyone who wanted to know, this is the list of some characters and their Twitchs:
Jimmy: shrimp_
kiki: MiltonTPike1
Brenda: ashlynn
Mel: spaceboy
Edna: kitboga
Eugene: vader
LT Ziggy buggs: Ziggy
Officer tribble: ConfusedDevil
Ducky: t3r0_
Kael Soze: Koil who owns the server
you are a blessing to this world you know that? thank you ily
@@vanillyv6698 no problem! there are a lot of entertaining people in the nopixel community and I just thought I should share how to find them!
I checked Ashlynn and found out that she also half korean, what a coincidence
omg thank you!
Whats Stan's twitch?
I feel like Stan affected everyone on the server. Especially Jimmy. They must have been heartbroken when you never returned
He didn't affect Siz because he came into the city after and I would say affected way more people and the city as a whole, no disrespect to Markiplier or Stan.
"Everyone" is quite a stretch since Stan only interacted with a handful of characters.
Ffs spaceboy still has Stan as one of his alerts 🤣
Fun Fact: Mel's knee brace has +17 charisma and that's why he's so good at convincing people to give him money.
Mark: jImMyY???
Jimmy: *sweating and crying trying to hide*
Mark: jImMy I SmeLl YoU
I died when mark took the oxy and developed a satanic voice
So if Mark has Darkiplier does that mean Stan has Stan the Coffee Man anytime he takes Oxy?
it's real possibility i like that :)
YES 😱
No..... Dan the Coffee Man
Yes
The devil's juice!
"Oh, I had my 'B' Muscle removed as a kid and it was replaced by another muscle." Best Meta Humor I've heard in a while.
that had me rolling
The best part is to see the guys perspective who plays Jimmy as well. Like the way he chuckled when he first saw Stan hiding in the bushes
Do you have a clip?
who is it?
@@omnidiscord shrimp
Mark, PLEASE make this a regular series. This is my absolute favorite thing you've done on the channel in a long time.
YESS PLS
I think he does these from time to time on twitch?
There are also longer and more eps available on his twitch. I started watching GTA RP through Mark and now I'm obsessed with several of the characters in this world 😂
@@KilaeliaYa.. I never cared about twitch, but I love water. So it's only natural (got it?) to watch Stan there doing his thing.
Markiplier makes is my favorite series but this gta rp is getting up there i watched the episode were brenda punches mark and really enjoyed that video
52:25
Jimmy: "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!"
I love Stan and Jimmy so much X'D
Don't forget your S E A T B E L T
@@CrispyChicken38... ωhατ?
Patryk Janowski Theodd1sout
I didn't know what he said but that's amazing
Crispy Chicken whrn is that part?
“Jesus he runs like he’s on crack” best line of the video
*Oxytocin wears off*
Jimmy: *ThE PoWeR Of ChRiSt CoMpElS YoU
I love how their roles have shifted by the end of this episode where Jimmy is a nervous wreck half the time and Stan radiates confidence.
It’s his alphaness shining through
Jimmy created a monster.
/lol 3 year old comment hyyyype
I came for Stan, but stayed for Friendly J.
Alaina glad we can agree
Alaina. I came for both. Left with only sadness...
Yes
didn’t we all?😂
Same
Jimmy: “YOU NEED TO START TAKING CONTROL- **drives up side of mountain** OH MY GOD! *TAKING CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE.* “
The ABSOLUTE most immersive rp ive ever seen.
Jimmy: you need to start taking control-
[car flips over almost killing both of them]
Jimmy: -taking control of your life!
no, Jimmy, I think he should take control of the car instead
@@certifiedserosimp YeS.
literally most people in life xD
Awww I just posted the same comment then saw that it’s already been made
What time stamp is that?
What a ways Stan has come from just trying to get a vehicle to sell water to now being a drug dealer, murder accomplice, and an alpha male. Stan is a legend.
Jimmy: “Am I free? We live in America Jimmy. Er, that’s me, Stan. We live in America I’m always free.”
Stan: “Alright well, I always love it when you refer to yourself in the third person...”
"Jimmy doesn't know what you're talking about"
@@idonthaveabody.help.4736 that joke is literally so underrated absbsbsbs il it sm
He then continued to refer to himself in the third person
@@idonthaveabody.help.4736 Underrated comment
Jimmy: "I love dogs so much."
Stan: "Me too, sometimes I also want to cry. So are you still selling crack?"
Jimmy and Stan friendship is the best thing that happened to this world
WE NEED MORE
For real
I would give my soul for more videos on this friendship.
@@yember z
@@yember A
Please find out who jimmy is and play EVERYTHING with him. You guys vibe so well. I haven’t laughed this hard is years. It’s like jack and mark when they first started playing. It’s just perfect chemistry. Please mark!
Jimmy is Shrimp_ on twitch
@@jorgemanriquez Jimmy also sounds like X33N a little bit
Cavillator Lupus pretty sure its bob
@@anon4998 that is definitely not bob
TheOGMachine definitely not
Nobody:
*Stan points at random woman*
Stan: "Sorry I'm taken."
When he said “watch yourself” to that passing car, I lost it 💀
*"do not piss in here again"*
"Oh, too late... I did that half way down the road"
Mark: I'LL DO IT AGIAN
Oh
“Will Stan find true love?”
“Will Roy finally respect Stan?”
“Will Jimmy get out of prostitution?”
“Did Stan forget about Bree?”
“Find our next time on Stan the Water Man!!!”
He's getting woman left and right, he made relations with Ana on the commercial shooting and Eugene's Weirdly French Daughter. (check out the other livestreams they are really good )
@@balz.k3483 where?!?!
@Jake The Legend7709 Twitch.
@@rulingmoss5599 channel name pls
I wasn't expecting Jimmy to return. Everyone sounds so much more awake in this video, while in the previous video everything was dramatic and slow. I love this series.
Jimmy: “and I’m your chewy” *strained constipation noises* Stan: “that was not as reassuring as I thought it would be” 🤣🤣
52:20
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*runs out of bushes
THR POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
*tackles
*completely misses
*flop.
Mark, you've struck gold with the Stan & Jimmy wombo combo.
mellow hobbit is it Bob playing Jimmy?
@@jackh4843 It's Shrimp_ on twitch
16:07 That conversation about which button to press was absolutely perfect. To explain having a different control scheme in that way is pure genius.
Jimmy, the down on his luck every man.
Stan, the actual insane person.
Stan: and how would I find my seat belt here?
Jimmy: Well to your left you would pull it around your B muscle
Stan: Ah I got that muscle removed as a kid
I love how they communicate
"so we can't sell crack on twitter..."
I was CRYING omg.
"If you keep driving, you'll run over me...and that's a crime" ...absolutely comedy gold
I love how everyone is practically fighting over a turn to rp with Mark lmao
Stan: *gets call from brenda *
Jimmy:* yeets himself out of car* yeah I'm fine...
axel benedict Omfg I was dying from that sound effect
Jimmy subscribed to marks twitch at 54:25
I didn't notice! If that really was him that's cool
That’s really wholesome
Oh my gosh, you're right. That's so sweet
Kiki also subscribed at 51:24
Jimmy woo?
1:23:46 "If you keep driving you'll run over me and that's a CRIME"
I want more videos with Jimmy, he's the best.
Yeah it doesn’t matter which way you go you’re gonna kill one of us!
the chemistry between Stan in Jimmy is undeniably adorable and I pray they will one day bless our screen again
Jimmy- *cries*
Stan- *laughs*
Also Stan- So YoU stIlL sELliNg cRaCK?
Hotel - Trivago
no, I sell tables now
Jimmy is by far one of the best roleplayers I ever seen. He stays SO true to that "dimwit" character role that its nearly realistic. Such an awesome guy.
LOL that officer was such a dick, but hilarious. What a guy LMAO.
The officer is great. His name is Koil on Twitch, you should follow him. He also plays a civ named Otto. Very cool dude.
@@thecrazyhobo Thanks, I'll check his channel out!
@@thecrazyhobo Can you tell me which person rps as Brenda?
@@elaichi_wtf It was ashlynn on twitch.
The fact that Jimmy works so well with Mark probably knowing who he is and they just come up with the best bits and the funniest moments is amazing.
It's been 1,018 days and we are still begging for a GTA RP return. @Markiplier please do more of this even if its a new character, you are naturally great at this, and the content in general is top tier on your channel.
I love how Jimmy is just a main character now 😆
Stan: Hey, Jimmy, are you free?
Jimmy: Am I free? heh...
Stan: Yeah.
Jimmy: We live in America, Jimmy.
*no wait, that's me*
Edit: how in the hell did this grt so many like
Ha ha XD
That is what we call a glitch in reality
Am i free? We live in Jimmy, America.
wait what
jimmy doesn't know what your talking about
Timestamp?
1:08:30
Jimmy running in fear of his life has me wheezing.
Mark you should definitely bring this back, it was such a good series that made a ton of people laugh!
I agree
you right
Omg I love Stan and Jimmy. This so needs to be a movie like seriously lol
There was a movie...it's 3 hours long
And this is the sequal...it's 1 and a half hous long
@@karimkarim5071 Yeah I've seen the 3 hour long one. I want more cant get enough lmfao 😂
@@BambiTimes There is more on twitch :)
If Mark doesn't keep this series going on I'm gonna be like Stan on coffee again.
You can find all this and way more of Stan on his Twitch
@@theinvisiblespoon6118: I keep hoping he's going to RP some more really soon because I watched all of his RP streams live, and I've been having Stan withdrawals ever since. :D
dont worry he has streamed over like 24 hours of content so far haha
@@Husitka yeah, me too.
He hasn’t done it in like 2 weeks though? ☹️
39:41 when Jimmy falls out the car still makes me lol everytime I see this
“Okay we cant sell crack on Twitter”😂😂
“It’s time to shave the mozzarella” - Stan the Water Man 2019 😂👌🏼
Sonny Taylor are you trying to say we should rob an Italian restaurant?
jimmy: you gotta be alpha
Mark: Im alpha!
Brenda: STAND OUTSIDE YOUR NOT PART OF THIS CONVERSATION
Mark: Okay...
Jimmy: Oh god *visible fear*
you're
@@orang1921 orange.
@@orang1921 orange.
@@orang1921 orange.
@@orang1921 lemon.
Brenda: Want to meet me at the hospital? Do you remember where that is?
STAN: Actually in fact my friend might need it as he appears to have fallen out of the car.
Me:🤣🤣🤣
I would pay so much for more Stan the waterman
I died when Jimmy flew out of the car XD and when the old man pickpocketed Stan and put drugs in his bag it was so obvi and stan didn't do anything hahaha
"I have to dab on the haters and flex on the plebs." - Stan the Man, 2019
I Flex on the seal
i think the world needs Stan right now.
@1:25:45
Friendly J : "Oh Jesus! That guy runs like he's on crack!"
I actually spit out my drink 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i absolutely love shrimp_’s (jimmy’s) voice i don’t know why. it soothes me
what’s jimmy’s @ on social media
Kynedy Clark i have no idea! i wish i did tho :( sorry!
@@politespoon9790 it's shrimp_ on twitch as far as i know!
You got 99 likes but that one like ain't one
"ok, we can't sell crack on Twitter"
"Why not"
radd I like your profile pic
Why tho
*Stan walking into the hospital* "Blonde man with a mustache"
*Jim* I FOUND HIM
*Me* WHEEZE
I've literally had dreams about stan the water man, please bring him back we're PARCHED
Friendly J *sobbing*
Stan: !haha hehe!
Stan: so u still selling crack
"i got punched in the face.. my feelings AND MY EMOTIONS got hurt"
BRING BACK STAN!!! WE ARE ALL DEHYDRATED NOW!!! PITTY OUR POOR DEHYDRATED SOULS!!! QUENCH THY THORST FOR WOTUR!!!!!
God damnit does anyone know why he stopped making these? He really seemed to enjoy it and the story was so engaging. Just wanted to see Stan finally find love lol
He stopped because he was doing Heist With Markiplier and they were taking a lot of time on that.
"Steal from the rich and give to the us." My new life Motto
Also, at 6:29 - Mark's making a metareference to something that happened in Jimmy's (shrimp_) stream before he picked up Stan. He ran over a dog, that's why Jimmy cries when Stan says he loves dogs xD
I know it is weird
I knew I recognized that voice
Jimmy is sabotaging Stan because he is in love with him
I wonder if Jimmy knows he’s talking to Markiplier.
Yeah he does, this was pretty much a collaboration with multiple streamers, jimmy is also known under the alias of: shrimp_ on twitch
@@gibbonplays6111 you missed the joke
He subbed to Markiplier on this video
Same with Kiki
Stan:”you want to get to know my body more?”
Jimmy:”NOPE!”
He does tho
Waiter: Would you like any ice?
Stan the water man: Could you melt it?
Waiter: Um, why?
Stan: Don’t ask me, *gives science book*
Waiter: Ohhhh, you want water.
Stan: Yep!
Waiter: How many cups of water?
Stan: *_yes_*
Mark! You should definitely bring this series back when you get the chance :] This series was so comforting and funny
I'm just LOVING ur profile name, Mate!! 😉🤙🏽
Jimmy: AHHHHHHH! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! Ohh, ahhhh I tripped.
"Is there anyway to see if there's a cop?"
"Um well. If ya see a cop"
I swear, it's midnight and I'm laying in bed crying because I'm laughing so hard
Stan the water man looks like a straight up tourist.
Homiesexual*
*commiesexual
@@the_mastergamer3140 *hydrosexual
Mark: *Acts dumb*
Viewers: *Think Mark is dumb*
Mark: *Surprised Pikachu face*
Considering that it wasn't Mark acting dumb, but Mark roleplaying Stan acting dumb as part of a comedic bit, the "surprised Pikachu face" was certainly justified. It's really weird for viewers of a roleplay to genuinely not understand what roleplaying even is and think everything they're doing and saying in said roleplay is serious and legit.
@@VelkanAngels yeah, it's kinda like when people use sarcasm over text, but it's in text so it isn't clear. I guess Mark is always kinda playing a role
Whenever things seem difficult, I come back to these vids and remember the beautiful friendship between Stan and Jimmy and then, if only for a little while, all of my troubles melt away.
Yay! My dad came back!
Jimmy: *No thats just your hallucination*
18:17 - anyone else die laughing when seeing the dudes crotch absorb the drugs
I just did 😂
Yep!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Love how Spaceboy casually notices Mark around and inserts himself into the situation lol. Love that dude. Great RP player.
Is it only me or the part after the cop pull over - where Stan literally says "Jimmy, you now obey the law, you've been a bit naughty." And Jimmy starts moaning in the driver seat. It's just. Jesus.
Also I would like to announce that two years after this miniseries came out, there are at least 20 fanfics out there about Stan the Water man and Jimmy Friendly J Bending. Congratz.
oh my god the fanfiction...it exists
and the fanart-i love it lmao
God when Jimmy bailed out of the car i burst out laughing 😂😂😂
Same🤣
It's that scream!! 🤣
this is just a dating simulator but the main character is awkward af
edit: holy shit i came back to see the comments and this is my most liked comment ever, i think the most liked before this was like 3 likes so thank you all
So just a person who plays dating sims..?
Literally any anime guy in every harem
Came for the giggles, stayed for the Sex Ed and QUALITY dating advice. Thanks, Friendly J!
Not to mention the SAVVY business advice and "tHe JoKe".
Jimmy: "I FOUND HIM!"
Stan: "WHERE???"
Jimmy: "oh wait that's you"
Jimmy you give me LIFE
Kayla Blue sub to me
Stand 😂😂
Sameeeee!