STAN the WATER MAN
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- Опубликовано: 5 апр 2019
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Jimmy: YOU DROPPED 37 WATER? NO WONDER YOU PISSED YOURSELF!
My grandkids: Tell us a tale grandpa
Me: What about the nicest crack dealer in all of Los Santos
I think you mean friendliest
Good ol friendly J
Friendly J
This is literally Mark's version of a little girl playing Barbies.
Why is that so true though
Nah
What...no...
And we are watching him do it…
Yeah....
i love how markiplier started to characterize Stan as a socially awkward psychopath and all in all nice guy
"That's the difference between you and me Stan... I don't hit my friends."
*Sad music plays*
My heart broke
Why is Stan The Water Man my socially awkward spirit animal
SlippnSloth my whole spirit animal
Mooooood
Jimmy going through every single person that Stan’s wife cheated on him with is fucking gold
Given that Jimmy's player is a streamer, you know he must be having fun if he's hanging around this weird, water-obsessed guy for so long.
Breaking news: Fun for streamers = "Ha, guy likes water"
i wonder if he found out afterwards that it was Markiplier lmaoo
@@zoeylammers3820 he did, I believe in the next episode there's a point where you can see a stream notification on Mark's screen that says that shrimp_ subscribed, which is the streamer who played Jimmy
@@zoeylammers3820 moments after they met, he turned his mic off and said to his chat "i think this is markiplier". and started laughing. His POV is on youtube
@@agirlwholovesgod1645can you link his pov?
Jimmy: don't tell anyone
Stan: *gets a phone call*
Stan: GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Yeetus the feetus
Stan Wheeler: New In Town
a netflix original comedy special
ima puushem, ima say iiim gayyyyyyy, no no thats too strong
@@wiggleforp Ok, ok....what am I gonna say? I'm gonna walk up to him..... I'm a puuuuush him. Say "I HAVE AIDS!" No, that's too strong!
I mean roosterteeth did red vs blue so... It could happen
The only reason John had frequent urination is because of how much water Stan gave him
@@Fark_Binglington Now he is able to get his Mary Jane, unless the dealer is like Friendly Jimmy.
After Iron Lung, i want this to be Mark's next film project 😂😂
YES
Hell yeah!!!
Yes!!!????
YES!!!!!
I'm making the script!
*kiki just casually walking up on jimmy n Stan while they're still arguing*
Stan: "Maybe- Maybe you're not as good of a friend as I thought!"
Kiki: *Dramatically Gasps while quickly leaving* "I'll give you guys some space.."
Yeah Kiki has a comedic talent. I love her.
She’s great
Jimmy: I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm a *prostitute.*
Me: I know I shouldn't be laughing, but it was just so sudden. 😂
Why shouldnt you be laughing? They said it to be funny
@@user-md3is4dq2d Oh no, I just meant that prostitution is not something to laugh at.
Jimmy: "You're gonna manage a threesome over there!"
Stan: "There's gonna be another girl?"
...Awkward silence and sirens...
Stan: "Triplets..."
Jimmy teaching him how to play by saying "use your x muscle" is the most wholesome thing I've seen all year
That's just standard RP lingo. CinnamonToastKen did the same thing when teaching UberHaxorNova's Siz.
ikr, that’s so precious and it made me giggle
@@Verasoul i love that. I’ll have to watch more RP stuff then
fellow Annus, hello
@@ilikebreadsticks1880 hello :)
Jimmy is exactly what i expect out of a gta roleplayer. Dudes obviously a pro, id trust getting crack from him anyday
kiki and friendly j deserve an oscar for this improvised convo. actual comedy gold
Especially kiki when she pulled them over and sang the wire-song
Insignia oh hell yeah
But Kiki just screamed the whole time XD
Shnitzer Weesle i dont think you were paying much attention then
If I were Jimmy I would be laughing my ass off. Hats off to him.
Stan: I'm a great judge of character, and you seem like a good guy
Jimmy: wanna buy some crack?
Garface true friendship right there
The friendliest J
Time?
Stand the crack man lmfao
Jimmy IS a good guy! ❤️ Dog killer and what not... But hey, it's fine! 😂
Stan: "I feel morally in-incontinent at the moment."
Jimmy: "Look a continent is a large land mass."
god damn that took me out
My favorite part is 1:46:00 “You dropped 27 bottles of water in right front of her and said ‘boots! Boots! Boots!’ like your Dora the f-cking explorer” LMAO.
What was the streamers name that Jimmy was talking about?
By day: Stan The Water Man
By Night: Wheeler the Oxy Dealer
i would like it, but you’re at 69 likes and that’s too good to mess up
In the hood: Jack the dealer of crack
His oxygen’s contaminated by hydrogen!
Or Stan Wheeler the Friendly Dealer.
AMAZING
Things to include in the sequel
- Joining the state troopers
- Friendly Jimmy
- Brie
- A god damn therapist
Edit:
- Sweet baby boy Roy
- Kiki
I would legit pay money to see Brie again.
And his sweet baby boy roy
Hey guys. My mom will buy me a nuclear warhead if i will have 10k happy supporters on my channel. Hope you like what i put out. I love you all!
And more robberies
Jesse McCree Don't forget Kiki!
2:11:46
Jimmy: **makes it very clear to not repeat that he or anyone called Stan a pimp**
**seconds later**
Stan: “MY FRIEND JIMMY SAID I WAS A PIMP!”
1:41:46 I think the fact that Mark actually had 37 bottles of water amazed the guy so much he broke character for a second😂
I know right!! You can tell by the way he says it lol
I don't remember what happened before. At the beginning, I was falling, and then my feet found the ground. As I gathered myself, I realized that I had no memories, my mind so incredibly empty of all but one purpose.
To deliver water
sounds like a fanfiction
*claps* BRAVO BRAVO! ENCORE
Petscop 2
destiny at its best
I love your profile pic
"Is that a black belt in wooing?"
"No, thats my seatbelt."
Comedy gold
Rewston read this right as I watched that bit lol
Holy shit, same, what are the odds
Holy shit whats the timestamp?
1:45:25
hahahaa
The fact they brought this up in space with with markiplier legit brought a tear to my eye...
We haven't had sky water in a spell
Which episode
@@spaceman3613 pt 2 first video
Space with markiplier made me rewatch this lol
MANY FACE WATERS
Well, after watching In Space with Markiplier, I guess Stan the Water Man is canonical our dad. Does that make us Roy?
I HAD THAT SAME EXACT IDEA
we are roy the water boy
WE ARE ROY LETS GOO
Glad I wasn’t the only one
I have concerns.
@@FalloutJack what concerns?
Jimmy is a goddamn saint.
Jimmy: "Sweet little sunflower"
Who even says that?!
Saint jimmy? Green day?
Stan: im going to make the call now!
Jimmy: ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ˢᵒᵇᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿᵉʳᵎ
Ok but Friendly J is adorable
Since Mark is now seemingly entering the film business with Iron Lung, I seriously hope he makes a Stan the Water Man movie. That would be so much fun.
When Kiki first goes, “STAN. HELLOOO, STAAAN!”
That is so damn funny
Jimmy: "There's one in the bedroom."
Mark: "One what?'
Jimmy: "An idiot who's about to get robbed!"
BEST LINE EVER!!
when
1:20:08
i would say this is the best line...
Jimmy: O-Oh your into dudes "too"?
Mark: No NO NO No No the opposite, the opposite.
I like me a lady.
Stan*
Goddamn, did nobody get I M M E R S E D?
23:23
"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A HARDASS, STAN?" - Kiki
"I do get hard in nervous situations, but that's neither here nor there." - Stan
XD
😂😂
XD
I was literally at that time of the video when I was reading this.
Time stamp?
I’m so dead mark pressing the wrong buttons turning into seizures etc. for natural rp in the game 💀💀😭😭
Really proud of Stan for his debut role in In Space With Markiplier. He was only in it for a little bit, but he really stole the show. I hope he goes places
Jimmy carried Stan like a soldier carrying his fallen comrade out of harms way. God bless Jimmy and Stan's friendship.
Stan: /me takes pill of oxy
Jimmy: *_THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!_*
Can we all agree that we need more Stan Stories in our lives?
Hell yea
I rate this movie 10/10
Brokenshadow yes
Don't worry..... there is a ton more, watch his twitch
Absolutely
I miss Stan the water man.. I know in my heart one day mark will bring him back to us. Maybe not today or tomorrow.. but soon. This city needs Stan the water man.
Something something Apollo and his gift of prophecy
Well, looks like you got your wish
1:10:00 that long pause of Jimmy having absolutely no idea what Mark is on about really got me 😂
GTA without crime is so wholesome...
Edit: Ok fine, less crime than normal.
*crack dealer within the first 20 mins of the video*
"Haha so GTA wothout crime"
@@ColderBrother98 Well... GTA without stealing cars or shooting people
I do like just taking cars sometimes but it's just for fun
Minus the fact that he murdered some vending machines 😂
Mere Gale and a person
Honestly if this was a TV show I would watch every episode.
Mark has more episodes on his Twitch channel
“YOU WERE CARRYING AROUND 37 BOTTLES OF WATER NO WONDER YOU PISSED YOURSELF”
the trio of Stan, Jimmy, and Kiki is instantly iconic
The three bros
Ahah
Stan: "I think I'm ready for that crack"
Jimmy: "..Wow that was quick".
Give Kiki her own series. "When I find you, Im going to Taxidermy you." is a damn mood.
She is intense...
2:50:00
The guy who rps her rps on Twitch, I forgot what he’s called but just look up “GTA V RP on Twitch”
MiltonTPike1 on twitch
@@Acheria Thank you, I fucking adore Kiki
the storyline and characters really are perfect. we need a 'stan the water man' 2!
Its great the good ol' Stan the water man is in In space with markiplier 2
Fr
I watch/listen to this video at least twice a year. Idk why. Jimmy is a mood and I love how he takes rping just as seriously as Mark, and he's just as good at it too. Touching story, beautiful representation of the power of friendship, love and acceptance. Thank you for helping me study and sleep and get commissions done, Water Man
Same. Such a fun video and their commitment to their characters is hysterical. I just finished watching CallMeKevin’s no pixel rp and it’s just as funny if you’re interested in something similar. Instead of Staj the Water Man it’s Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law 😂
@@kaylahendricks3489 I'll have to check that out, miss watching him 😆
This is legit like watching a movie
I cant believe this youtube video about a man named Stan the Water Man has managed to create a universe that canonically explains misclicks, the fact that nobody ever sleeps, and physics-based visual differences
3:12:10... When jimmy went in after getting punched, he still tried putting in a good word on behalf of Stan.😭
21:01 i can't help but appreciate how perfect the timing of that donation was. It starts immediately after the dealership man disappears and stan stops talking. Not only that, but it ends at even better timing too right as the dealer comes back and they start talking again like nothing happened. I love it.
I legit thought that was edited in
“I’m not into men, I simply can appreciate their throbbing chest and bulging muscles.”
I said the same thing, but my boyfriend still thinks I’m gay.
me too
LMAO
Probably the boyfriend's just projecting their untapped feelings onto you.
🤣🤣🤣
I had the same experience with my boyfriend
"I'm not giving you any crack today. I'm gettin you out of debt"
*My heart*
We found best boy.
Same!
I had to say that once in my life, and it wasn't about water, but I wish it was about water.
We found Best Buy
Omg this is funny as hell
Well, at the same time about a minute later he killed a man and robbed his house, so that might fracture that reputation.
For everyone interested the guy who plays Jimmy still plays on nopixel, albeit rarely as a different character named Wingle Dan. Kiki doesn't play anymore. While most of the other people who Stan runs into still play. The old people who run into Kiki are Gladys, Eugene, and Mel all still play while the man who played Mel now plays as the very popular James Randal. Lang Buddah still plays and even became a very corrupt mayor for the city after buying the police department.
i'm curious what happened with jimmys streamer, for a while (not sure if it's still like this) he had a rule that you would get banned for mentioning mark or stan /:
@vierots I think the reason for that is because he has no say in Mark returning or not, so he was always sick of people asking. It ended up ruining the character of Jimmy because every time he played him, it made people want Stan back.
@@ZombieAndroid i had a feeling it was something like that, but didn't want to assume something i wasn't sure of:)
Stan: *Walks into job building*
*Falls through the floor after putting 1 foot into the doorway*
Stan: "WOAAAAAAAOAOAOAOAAHAAHAAOOOAH-- "
*floor appears* "..oh."
Time stamp?
I'm actually so into that plot though. Jimmy and Stan's friendship, Kiki's appearance halfway through, Jimmy saving Stan from a dark path of drugs, Emma and Bri, Bird Clown and Bear, just the whole story.
Not to mention Stan's character development as he adapts to the hard life of the city. His innocence ruined as he recovers from his coma, remembering his ex wife and his sweet baby boy Roy the Water Boi and crashes his trucks all around the city. He grew up too fast...
I also love how its the story of a delivery guy and then his friendships and lust for love deviates him from his job, but he's still known as STAN the WATER MAN
Wait so are these random people on the server or his friends?
Daniel Benitez Randoms.
Stan: the nicest crack dealer in all of Los Santos.
Jimmy: maybe leave that last part ou-
Stan: the nicest crack dealer in ALLLL of Los Santos.
Fronky Chokkens Investigate 311
Jimmy and Stan are the best duo they play off of each other so well
Years later and this video is still amazing. All the parts with Kiki in it make me laugh so much even now. Milton is so freaking funny.
Jimmy: "KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN"
Stan: "i w o u l d n e v e r f u d g e y o u"
THE NICEST CRACK DEALER IN ALL OF LOS SANTOS
Stan - "I feel morally incontinent at the moment"
Jimmy - "Look, a continent is a large land mass"
Mike Kirch 1:20:20
these people mark is interacting with needs some careers in voice acting cuz omg this is incredible of how funny and on point their roleplays are
They do have careers it's called twitch streaming.
Stan is a schizophrenic people pleaser with anger issues who just wants some damn water- get the man more water…
The masculine urge to animate/draw this..
Stan: "I don't remember kiki very well but..." *Continues to describe her with the precision of Edgar Alan Poe*
Timestamp
@@Glitched_Files 1:58:18 I believe is when he talks about her
"That's the difference between you and me,....I don't hit my friends"
Jimmy is best boy
I like how Jimmy was teaching keybinds during the robbery
I'm usually terrible at remembering to stay hydrated but Stan talks about drinking water so much that I actually remembered to do it lol
Why, everytime I leave RUclips on autoplay, and wake back up, it's always this video, no matter what, I could be watching Reddit readings, and it comes back to Stan, everything I do, it all circles back to Stan.
SAME, that happened to me tonight! :0
Stan is god that’s why
IT ALL COMES BACK TO STAN. STAN IS ALL. ALL IS STAN.
You can't escape Stan the water man
literally just happened to me tonight wow
*Stan the water man gets hit by a car*
Stan the water man: *Are you alright?* (It's at 2:40)
*he was probably just really thirsty*
What part of the video of this
haha classic stan
Petscop 2
@@thevoid6002 it's at 2:40
I hope Lixian had a good laugh with mark's gta rp when editing this video. It's still freaking hilarious
I’ve watched the “Stan the Water Man” series SOOOO many times but I just keep coming back to it. It’s so fucking hilarious.
“I seem to be having multiple seizures across my entire body..? Maybe I do need some crack after all..” 🤣🤣🤣
alternatively: Stan Wheeler, the Water Dealer
Hey, ya want some *_water?_*
It takes away the pressure for Roy to name his child something that rhymes with "Man" or "boy"
Kiki: "Yeah, have you ever asked how Stan identifies?"
*Previously:* "Hi, I'm Stan the Water MAN"
Three years later, I've watched this several times yet I still tear up when Stan considered Jimmy a ex-friend and that ending! I love Stan and Jimmy! They are one of my favorite duo! 😢
'What side is the water on stan'
'We just passed the water'
*Kikis explosion of rage since theyre on an ISLAND*
Is sucn an underrated moment
FR
Damn, I didn't expect Jimmy from the beginning to stick with you to the end. That was amazing!
Good ol' Friendly Jim!
He is in many more streams as well he’s by far my favorite character in the server
They legit become best friends in the game
KK1002 same, Jimmy is definitely my favourite character and I love hanging out in Shrimp’s streams
Wait, mark have played this before?
I came for Stan
I stayed for Jimmy
This is so realistic!
Same
Glad to see i'm not the only one that rub one out to this
so is Jimmy Pewdiepie? he ALMOSt sounds like him
Same
this genuinely is a movie and i love it so much, ion like to comment that much on yt but this is so great to watch. the dynamic between jimmy and stan is so great and jimmy slowly starting to care for stan makes me really happy. i love it
My fiance hates this video and I take it so personally. Not only are there a million gold nuggets of humor in here that keep bringing me back, but it’s all IMPROVISED?? I can hardly believe it, it’s so good
Jimmy said "Staniel" and I fucking lost it.
Same.
Staniel and Jimothy.
I hate when he called stan the water man dan
Same lmao
yeah, and if you listen closely he actually breaks character and chuckles at that before continuing
water is my crack.
-Stan Wheeler 2019
"Is that a fake mustache!?"
"uh-no! Its' uh... look man, I used to have a really nice mustache but I lost it in the divorce! I miss it!"
2:55:24 I legit haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. Milton is a fucking legend.
"Look, I'm going to be very honest with you, I'm a prostitute. And not by choice"
LMAO. I burst out laughing in the library. The best part about this roleplay is seeing Stan interact with Jimmy. Who knew Friendly J was also Funny J
Jimmy - The nicest crack dealer in all of Los Santos
AlexPGP 19 I’m ded
The Friendly Banana
ey 99l
I think you mean
"Friendly Jimmy".
@@wjzav1971 wait.... what?
"Life's a story, you gotta act it out."
~ Markiplier, 2019
I love the fact that Lixian went through this entire video just to add some echo and text every now and then, great job.
I believe the echo was Mark in real-time. Evidence - 53:48
Text & zooms, though? All Lixian
Though now that you say that, I wonder if he did add any of them.... It's definitely possible that they weren't all Mark, but Lixian picked up on what Mark was doing.
@@Tralfazz74pretty sure the echo was added on, and mark was just turning his mic in game on and off and Lixian caught onto one of the mistakes if that makes sense.
@@munchii935 This seems equally possible. That would fit their relationship very well
9:52 J: "Thanks! Wanna buy some crack?"
M: "Ah wup uh. Im mean I gotta save my money for the uh bike."
1:08:51 M: "I think I'm ready for that crack."
J: "Wow that was quick."
Lol
Do you think they knew they were talking to Markiplier?
Skeeter01 probably, but they most likely never mentioned it bc of server rule I think
@@saletzgy7820 WILLIAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think Mark was on crack for the whole vid tho.. or his character TBH.
"Do you want me to... Eat your Ramen?"
"Stan.... STAN, NO!"
Im dying XD help me please
STANIEL!
"Il just watch one more video"
The video:
27:25
Mark actually made me feel bad and concerned about Stan the waterman
*I didnt think i would have a crush on a video game roleplay drug dealer who cries alot*
Same!!
ikr
I would tell this to Stan just as much I'll encourage it for you:
*Stop it. get some help*
xD jk
i actually had the same thought omggggg
GalaxyGirlX kk
Ml
“Friendly J i gotta ask you a question.. is that guy gunna survive?” Jimmy: “probably not i stabbed him pretty good”
Nice, just nice...
When Stan fuckin punched that guy, I lost it. I had to pause it because i was laughing so hard. Markiplier is god's gift to the world.
This came out three years ago. I've never seen this. I'm now 100% convinced all content should be this.
"How are you so stupid and so smart at the same time!?"
That fits mark perfectly
"You are letting the dumbest person get away with the smartest thing!" - JackSepticEye about Mark in Among Us.
@@Wessssss21 I thought of that too 😂
nice profile photo 👍 love that comic
@@wjjxkskqkw I know what that comic is sadly so uh wtf
@@wjjxkskqkw Hentai
"How are you so smart and so stupid at the same time?"
That's just the classic Markiplier mentality. 😂😂😂
This is by far Markipliers funniest series on his channel, in my opinion. I never get sick of watching Stan 🤣
Mark: “Your a good soul.”
Jim: “Thanks, want to buy some crack?”
Lol Xd
........ Hey............. Hey hey ......... U got some crack?
you're*
Jim Pickens is here! Oh no!
Mark: ye... (remembers he’s streaming). WATER IS MY CRACK!!
This is the only time 30 minutes spent waiting at a car dealership is acceptable
Biggie Cheese and how much longer was it in the 6hour livestream