STAN the WATER MAN

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @breadmore529
    @breadmore529 5 лет назад +1813

    My grandkids: Tell us a tale grandpa
    Me: What about the nicest crack dealer in all of Los Santos

    • @timtams_6
      @timtams_6 5 лет назад +66

      I think you mean friendliest

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 5 лет назад +32

      Good ol friendly J

    • @stasiawtf
      @stasiawtf 5 лет назад +13

      Friendly J

  • @laurenbassett507
    @laurenbassett507 5 лет назад +494

    On twitch:
    Jimmy- Shrimp_
    Kiki- MiltonTPike1
    Trooper Emma Dupont- Kinamazing
    Officer Scarlett Winters- Spekel
    Trooper Ripley- TheMatt924
    The old guys that jumped Kiki are called the Prune Gang. Including:
    Eugene- Vader
    Gladys- MickDaInfamous
    Mel- Spaceboy
    (Thanks to replies for providing info).
    This is a GTA5 rp server called No Pixel. It's whitelisted and hard to get into (someone said the applications are currently closed due to backlog). A lot of streamers are on this specific server. If you seach No Pixel on Twitch, most streams have their character name tagged in as well so you can watch from their perspective.

    • @insignia9325
      @insignia9325 5 лет назад +11

      Omg finally found the name of the person who voices kiki !!!

    • @RotorRad
      @RotorRad 5 лет назад +5

      u forgot emma is Kinamazing

    • @jacobmaloney2492
      @jacobmaloney2492 5 лет назад

      KIKI IS A MAN! 😮😂

    • @mr.x8468
      @mr.x8468 5 лет назад +1

      did mark stream this?

    • @lau12345671
      @lau12345671 5 лет назад +1

      @@mr.x8468 yes he did

  • @Mr2010forgeben
    @Mr2010forgeben 5 лет назад +907

    "That's the difference between you and me Stan... I don't hit my friends."
    *Sad music plays*
    My heart broke

  • @NathanVantrease
    @NathanVantrease Год назад +836

    i love how markiplier started to characterize Stan as a socially awkward psychopath and all in all nice guy

  • @newyorkgirl1245
    @newyorkgirl1245 5 лет назад +3510

    Jimmy: "There's one in the bedroom."
    Mark: "One what?'
    Jimmy: "An idiot who's about to get robbed!"
    BEST LINE EVER!!

    • @THE_JACOB
      @THE_JACOB 5 лет назад +16

      when

    • @kodao.2
      @kodao.2 4 года назад +30

      1:20:08

    • @raspyturd9420
      @raspyturd9420 4 года назад +45

      i would say this is the best line...
      Jimmy: O-Oh your into dudes "too"?
      Mark: No NO NO No No the opposite, the opposite.
      I like me a lady.

    • @HiddenRealm
      @HiddenRealm 4 года назад +30

      Stan*
      Goddamn, did nobody get I M M E R S E D?

    • @Ryomen_Sukuna_But_Russian
      @Ryomen_Sukuna_But_Russian 4 года назад +3

      23:23

  • @youexplode
    @youexplode 5 лет назад +957

    kiki and friendly j deserve an oscar for this improvised convo. actual comedy gold

    • @insignia9325
      @insignia9325 5 лет назад +114

      Especially kiki when she pulled them over and sang the wire-song

    • @youexplode
      @youexplode 5 лет назад +5

      Insignia oh hell yeah

    • @ImJustJorts
      @ImJustJorts 5 лет назад +5

      But Kiki just screamed the whole time XD

    • @youexplode
      @youexplode 5 лет назад +19

      Shnitzer Weesle i dont think you were paying much attention then

    • @Themonkey8myleg
      @Themonkey8myleg 5 лет назад +29

      If I were Jimmy I would be laughing my ass off. Hats off to him.

  • @jjswifthd
    @jjswifthd 5 лет назад +4562

    "I'm not giving you any crack today. I'm gettin you out of debt"
    *My heart*
    We found best boy.

    • @RaspBerryPies
      @RaspBerryPies 5 лет назад +15

      Same!

    • @kamikazeyazzie
      @kamikazeyazzie 5 лет назад +25

      I had to say that once in my life, and it wasn't about water, but I wish it was about water.

    • @bmannap7583
      @bmannap7583 5 лет назад +11

      We found Best Buy

    • @jordandunlap2848
      @jordandunlap2848 5 лет назад +1

      Omg this is funny as hell

    • @steele2015
      @steele2015 5 лет назад +24

      Well, at the same time about a minute later he killed a man and robbed his house, so that might fracture that reputation.

  • @guppygirl1000
    @guppygirl1000 2 года назад +1353

    Given that Jimmy's player is a streamer, you know he must be having fun if he's hanging around this weird, water-obsessed guy for so long.

    • @Donald6309
      @Donald6309 Год назад +34

      Breaking news: Fun for streamers = "Ha, guy likes water"

    • @zoeylammers3820
      @zoeylammers3820 Год назад +77

      i wonder if he found out afterwards that it was Markiplier lmaoo

    • @thepotatolord1679
      @thepotatolord1679 Год назад +111

      ​​​@@zoeylammers3820 he did, I believe in the next episode there's a point where you can see a stream notification on Mark's screen that says that shrimp_ subscribed, which is the streamer who played Jimmy

    • @agirlwholovesgod1645
      @agirlwholovesgod1645 Год назад +130

      @@zoeylammers3820 moments after they met, he turned his mic off and said to his chat "i think this is markiplier". and started laughing. His POV is on youtube

    • @UncleSamAAAA
      @UncleSamAAAA Год назад +7

      ​@@agirlwholovesgod1645can you link his pov?

  • @Rewst0n
    @Rewst0n 5 лет назад +3214

    "Is that a black belt in wooing?"
    "No, thats my seatbelt."
    Comedy gold

    • @Glorzo
      @Glorzo 5 лет назад +30

      Rewston read this right as I watched that bit lol

    • @iii2524
      @iii2524 5 лет назад +21

      Holy shit, same, what are the odds

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 5 лет назад +4

      Holy shit whats the timestamp?

    • @corbin1157
      @corbin1157 5 лет назад +23

      1:45:25

    • @emersyn3783
      @emersyn3783 4 года назад +1

      hahahaa

  • @meggz35
    @meggz35 5 лет назад +7482

    To everyone that’s confused about this: this is a new role playing mod for GTA V. You join a server with other players and every player has a character to act out. Yes, the voice chat is all improvised by each player. Yes, the other players realize they are playing with Mark. It is against the rules of the server to break character, which is why nobody says anything about it being Mark - if they did, they could be kicked off of the server.
    If you enjoyed this and want to see more, there are a LOT more hours of Mark streaming this on his Twitch channel, however the full streams include more of Mark being out of character and just figuring out the game, and aren’t just funny interactions from start to finish like this video. Still fun to watch though!
    Hopefully this cleared up some things I’ve seen a lot of people confused about!

    • @hamburgergirl220
      @hamburgergirl220 5 лет назад +181

      THANK YOU

    • @meggz35
      @meggz35 5 лет назад +43

      Hamburrgergirl you’re welcome! :)

    • @swayzee9811
      @swayzee9811 5 лет назад +48

      How do they know it is mark did he tell them

    • @sweetjklol
      @sweetjklol 5 лет назад +191

      Thank you very much... I couldn't figure out if it was actual people there in the moment responding to him, or if it was being added after the fact or something, everyone did so well with their characters and were so smooth!

    • @connorplatt3761
      @connorplatt3761 5 лет назад +26

      Thank you! How can I join this server

  • @feshniefox2235
    @feshniefox2235 5 лет назад +4240

    Damn, I didn't expect Jimmy from the beginning to stick with you to the end. That was amazing!

    • @rocknroland1
      @rocknroland1 5 лет назад +142

      Good ol' Friendly Jim!

    • @KK-tr3ef
      @KK-tr3ef 5 лет назад +249

      He is in many more streams as well he’s by far my favorite character in the server

    • @krisymac3514
      @krisymac3514 5 лет назад +195

      They legit become best friends in the game

    • @kiaz1st
      @kiaz1st 5 лет назад +87

      KK1002 same, Jimmy is definitely my favourite character and I love hanging out in Shrimp’s streams

    • @Reijvi
      @Reijvi 5 лет назад +13

      Wait, mark have played this before?

  • @liamcole2701
    @liamcole2701 2 года назад +891

    Jimmy going through every single person that Stan’s wife cheated on him with is fucking gold

  • @alttany
    @alttany 5 лет назад +573

    Jimmy carried Stan like a soldier carrying his fallen comrade out of harms way. God bless Jimmy and Stan's friendship.

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 5 лет назад +10

      Stan: /me takes pill of oxy
      Jimmy: *_THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!_*

  • @michellekaragianni375
    @michellekaragianni375 5 лет назад +795

    Jimmy: don't tell anyone
    Stan: *gets a phone call*
    Stan: GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

  • @jdtwinkletoes81
    @jdtwinkletoes81 5 лет назад +3225

    Stan: I'm a great judge of character, and you seem like a good guy
    Jimmy: wanna buy some crack?

  • @chefsbrocatakis831
    @chefsbrocatakis831 2 года назад +2823

    The fact they brought this up in space with with markiplier legit brought a tear to my eye...

  • @macattack4
    @macattack4 4 года назад +861

    I'm actually so into that plot though. Jimmy and Stan's friendship, Kiki's appearance halfway through, Jimmy saving Stan from a dark path of drugs, Emma and Bri, Bird Clown and Bear, just the whole story.
    Not to mention Stan's character development as he adapts to the hard life of the city. His innocence ruined as he recovers from his coma, remembering his ex wife and his sweet baby boy Roy the Water Boi and crashes his trucks all around the city. He grew up too fast...

    • @chunky8684
      @chunky8684 4 года назад +17

      I also love how its the story of a delivery guy and then his friendships and lust for love deviates him from his job, but he's still known as STAN the WATER MAN

    • @thatsithlord9906
      @thatsithlord9906 4 года назад +3

      Wait so are these random people on the server or his friends?

    • @AdmiralChops
      @AdmiralChops 4 года назад +1

      Daniel Benitez Randoms.

    • @Mashy8722
      @Mashy8722 2 месяца назад

      Not to mention Jimmy trying to drop subtle hints to Stan that his child issssss prolly not his 😂😂

  • @LegendOfTamora
    @LegendOfTamora 5 лет назад +793

    Why is Stan The Water Man my socially awkward spirit animal

  • @austincoleman1284
    @austincoleman1284 5 лет назад +702

    Damn Mark, you took improv classes and jimmy still kept up with you. Props to both of you

  • @strangely240
    @strangely240 2 года назад +791

    Stan: "I feel morally in-incontinent at the moment."
    Jimmy: "Look a continent is a large land mass."
    god damn that took me out

  • @nagitoaussiemandias
    @nagitoaussiemandias 5 лет назад +460

    I cant believe this youtube video about a man named Stan the Water Man has managed to create a universe that canonically explains misclicks, the fact that nobody ever sleeps, and physics-based visual differences

  • @ultragaming4962
    @ultragaming4962 5 лет назад +4514

    Other GTA players: *_Kill everyone and blow up their cars, and dominate the lobby._*
    Markiplier playing GTA: woter

    • @anthonyhero9605
      @anthonyhero9605 5 лет назад +60

      Real American Hero 👌

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 5 лет назад +107

      Other GTA players: dude... that's not how you play...
      Markimoo: *water.*

    • @NonInterestingDude
      @NonInterestingDude 5 лет назад +20

      It's not GTA V it's just the GTA V Files with the different GTA IV

    • @ferrisfamilygaming3876
      @ferrisfamilygaming3876 4 года назад +62

      this isnt normal gta online though. its a rp server. most rp servers have a certain way to behave and act or you risk being banned from the server.

    • @GamingWithHajimemes
      @GamingWithHajimemes 4 года назад +21

      well i mean this is gta roleplay not just your normal online lobby.

  • @kaytea0963
    @kaytea0963 5 лет назад +4116

    It was at the moment when Stan dropped 37 bottles of water on the ground and shouted "BOOTS?!" That I knew mark had struck gold with this character

    • @ThatsABitPersonal
      @ThatsABitPersonal 5 лет назад +22

      Katie Shumway time stamp please? I must see it!

    • @yungthicks
      @yungthicks 5 лет назад +12

      Time stamp?

    • @kaytea0963
      @kaytea0963 5 лет назад +79

      The scene starts at around 1:40:00 but the exact line I'm referring to is at 1:40:55
      3:09:09

    • @theycallmethehunter5096
      @theycallmethehunter5096 5 лет назад +14

      420 likes, smoke weed every day 🌳

    • @yungthicks
      @yungthicks 5 лет назад +6

      Katie Shumway thank you

  • @isobelpalk5642
    @isobelpalk5642 Год назад +2179

    This is literally Mark's version of a little girl playing Barbies.

  • @EliteNeko420
    @EliteNeko420 4 года назад +3523

    "How are you so stupid and so smart at the same time!?"
    That fits mark perfectly

    • @Wessssss21
      @Wessssss21 4 года назад +187

      "You are letting the dumbest person get away with the smartest thing!" - JackSepticEye about Mark in Among Us.

    • @abic9048
      @abic9048 4 года назад +17

      @@Wessssss21 I thought of that too 😂

    • @wjjxkskqkw
      @wjjxkskqkw 4 года назад +5

      nice profile photo 👍 love that comic

    • @tobiuchiha8110
      @tobiuchiha8110 4 года назад +4

      @@wjjxkskqkw I know what that comic is sadly so uh wtf

    • @CloneLoli
      @CloneLoli 4 года назад +4

      @@wjjxkskqkw Hentai

  • @michaelurbanec2534
    @michaelurbanec2534 4 года назад +3232

    “Don’t tell anyone I called you a pimp”
    Mark gets a call: “My friend Jimmy said I’m a pimp”

  • @ghostofthepresent5237
    @ghostofthepresent5237 4 года назад +606

    9:52 J: "Thanks! Wanna buy some crack?"
    M: "Ah wup uh. Im mean I gotta save my money for the uh bike."
    1:08:51 M: "I think I'm ready for that crack."
    J: "Wow that was quick."

    • @saletzgy7820
      @saletzgy7820 4 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @droop8911
      @droop8911 4 года назад +6

      Do you think they knew they were talking to Markiplier?

    • @cranjismcbasketball4734
      @cranjismcbasketball4734 4 года назад +7

      Skeeter01 probably, but they most likely never mentioned it bc of server rule I think

    • @pumpkintwig
      @pumpkintwig 4 года назад +1

      @@saletzgy7820 WILLIAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @leircrespo9973
      @leircrespo9973 4 года назад +2

      I think Mark was on crack for the whole vid tho.. or his character TBH.

  • @Lucinjection
    @Lucinjection 2 года назад +559

    *kiki just casually walking up on jimmy n Stan while they're still arguing*
    Stan: "Maybe- Maybe you're not as good of a friend as I thought!"
    Kiki: *Dramatically Gasps while quickly leaving* "I'll give you guys some space.."
    Yeah Kiki has a comedic talent. I love her.

  • @Ola..
    @Ola.. 5 лет назад +348

    "Look, I'm going to be very honest with you, I'm a prostitute. And not by choice"
    LMAO. I burst out laughing in the library. The best part about this roleplay is seeing Stan interact with Jimmy. Who knew Friendly J was also Funny J

  • @FemboyPepsi
    @FemboyPepsi 5 лет назад +528

    Jimmy: YOU DROPPED 37 WATER? NO WONDER YOU PISSED YOURSELF!

  • @kennedy6779
    @kennedy6779 5 лет назад +682

    that was GOLD
    Mark: I feel- I feel incontinent-
    Jimmy: LOOK.... a continent is a large land mass
    Mark: NO INCONTINENT

  • @chxsitymxlone
    @chxsitymxlone 2 года назад +321

    My favorite part is 1:46:00 “You dropped 27 bottles of water in right front of her and said ‘boots! Boots! Boots!’ like your Dora the f-cking explorer” LMAO.

    • @elaichi_wtf
      @elaichi_wtf 2 года назад +5

      What was the streamers name that Jimmy was talking about?

  • @nathanhaimson
    @nathanhaimson 4 года назад +681

    I cannot express how much I love Jimmy and Stan and how quick they just became ride or die. He's so fucking great.

  • @thecanadiandane7262
    @thecanadiandane7262 4 года назад +6725

    I love how Jimmy went from: “I’ll just take this schmuck along for the ride” to: “Stan is my brother and I’ll stand by him no matter what” and I think that’s beautiful

    • @thors03
      @thors03 4 года назад +306

      character development

    • @minxlove01
      @minxlove01 4 года назад +65

      Yes.

    • @grizzlycharizard0017
      @grizzlycharizard0017 4 года назад +85

      Top 10 Anime Character Developments

    • @suffermore66
      @suffermore66 4 года назад +41

      Beautiful friendship.

    • @curtimongous
      @curtimongous 4 года назад +104

      Is jimmy a random person markiplier met in the game???

  • @MikeK313
    @MikeK313 5 лет назад +632

    Stan - "I feel morally incontinent at the moment"
    Jimmy - "Look, a continent is a large land mass"

  • @dangerousrival5026
    @dangerousrival5026 2 года назад +899

    Jimmy is exactly what i expect out of a gta roleplayer. Dudes obviously a pro, id trust getting crack from him anyday

  • @eoinschell4721
    @eoinschell4721 4 года назад +659

    Stan: "I don't remember kiki very well but..." *Continues to describe her with the precision of Edgar Alan Poe*

    • @Glitched_Files
      @Glitched_Files 3 года назад +8

      Timestamp

    • @eoinschell4721
      @eoinschell4721 3 года назад +12

      @@Glitched_Files 1:58:18 I believe is when he talks about her

  • @laurenbassett507
    @laurenbassett507 5 лет назад +296

    "Stan remember when we were talking about the whole words thing? And how to use them?"
    "Y-yeah"
    "Ok, Choose better ones."
    Lol. The interaction with Kiki was one of the best parts of that stream.

  • @vikramthampy1005
    @vikramthampy1005 5 лет назад +2459

    By day: Stan The Water Man
    By Night: Wheeler the Oxy Dealer

    • @samiegordon6903
      @samiegordon6903 4 года назад +15

      i would like it, but you’re at 69 likes and that’s too good to mess up

    • @TheNutsMan
      @TheNutsMan 4 года назад +27

      In the hood: Jack the dealer of crack

    • @Zevox144
      @Zevox144 4 года назад +15

      His oxygen’s contaminated by hydrogen!

    • @nerohaze4458
      @nerohaze4458 4 года назад +19

      Or Stan Wheeler the Friendly Dealer.

    • @rissadraws4747
      @rissadraws4747 4 года назад +2

      AMAZING

  • @identity-crisis-exe328
    @identity-crisis-exe328 2 года назад +589

    Jimmy teaching him how to play by saying "use your x muscle" is the most wholesome thing I've seen all year

    • @Verasoul
      @Verasoul 2 года назад +18

      That's just standard RP lingo. CinnamonToastKen did the same thing when teaching UberHaxorNova's Siz.

    • @jordan.emrys503
      @jordan.emrys503 2 года назад +9

      ikr, that’s so precious and it made me giggle

    • @identity-crisis-exe328
      @identity-crisis-exe328 2 года назад +5

      @@Verasoul i love that. I’ll have to watch more RP stuff then

    • @ilikebreadsticks1880
      @ilikebreadsticks1880 2 года назад +3

      fellow Annus, hello

    • @identity-crisis-exe328
      @identity-crisis-exe328 2 года назад +1

      @@ilikebreadsticks1880 hello :)

  • @adventuringwithdragons
    @adventuringwithdragons 5 лет назад +871

    Jimmy is a goddamn saint.
    Jimmy: "Sweet little sunflower"
    Who even says that?!

    • @AlphadawgomegaloveFOB
      @AlphadawgomegaloveFOB 4 года назад +7

      Saint jimmy? Green day?

    • @chunky8684
      @chunky8684 4 года назад +18

      Stan: im going to make the call now!
      Jimmy: ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ˢᵒᵇᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿᵉʳᵎ

    • @Andi-kd8bh
      @Andi-kd8bh 4 года назад +6

      Ok but Friendly J is adorable

  • @kannakamui1023
    @kannakamui1023 3 года назад +3715

    Why, everytime I leave RUclips on autoplay, and wake back up, it's always this video, no matter what, I could be watching Reddit readings, and it comes back to Stan, everything I do, it all circles back to Stan.

  • @chokkulatte1363
    @chokkulatte1363 5 лет назад +395

    Stan: the nicest crack dealer in all of Los Santos.
    Jimmy: maybe leave that last part ou-
    Stan: the nicest crack dealer in ALLLL of Los Santos.

  • @ayushchavaan2614
    @ayushchavaan2614 Год назад +420

    After Iron Lung, i want this to be Mark's next film project 😂😂

  • @dumbpostsyearly6126
    @dumbpostsyearly6126 3 года назад +2645

    kiki: "STAN IF YOU GET IN THAT CAR I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE"
    Mark: "I am in the car"

    • @allterrainvehicle3613
      @allterrainvehicle3613 2 года назад +23

      Hes not a masochist

    • @dumbpostsyearly6126
      @dumbpostsyearly6126 2 года назад +41

      @@allterrainvehicle3613 he’s a Markochist, he just wants to test his limits

    • @thekingpersonal9020
      @thekingpersonal9020 2 года назад +15

      Who’s mark? There’s only Stan
      STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE STAN IS LOVE STAN IS LIFE

    • @fox-aden7251
      @fox-aden7251 2 года назад +2

      @@dumbpostsyearly6126
      Yep

    • @CarterHansonlb
      @CarterHansonlb 2 года назад

      Stan*

  • @crow8549
    @crow8549 5 лет назад +8038

    As stupid as it sounds I actually got connected to Stan and Jimmys friendship

    • @Judarvis
      @Judarvis 5 лет назад +200

      SAAAME lol. I love jimmy

    • @OurSongsArntOver
      @OurSongsArntOver 5 лет назад +169

      i totally get it i love jimmy now

    • @inkdemon6065
      @inkdemon6065 5 лет назад +230

      It's not stupid. Their friendship is beautiful.

    • @crow8549
      @crow8549 5 лет назад +76

      @@inkdemon6065 I apologise, it *is* beautiful

    • @sanjifoodgod5132
      @sanjifoodgod5132 5 лет назад +11

      Crow same bro lmao

  • @thrawngames6282
    @thrawngames6282 5 лет назад +389

    Kiki: "Yeah, have you ever asked how Stan identifies?"
    *Previously:* "Hi, I'm Stan the Water MAN"

  • @Demi_P
    @Demi_P 2 года назад +356

    2:11:46
    Jimmy: **makes it very clear to not repeat that he or anyone called Stan a pimp**
    **seconds later**
    Stan: “MY FRIEND JIMMY SAID I WAS A PIMP!”

  • @JetX42
    @JetX42 5 лет назад +359

    Things to include in the sequel
    - Joining the state troopers
    - Friendly Jimmy
    - Brie
    - A god damn therapist
    Edit:
    - Sweet baby boy Roy
    - Kiki

    • @lordkrythic6246
      @lordkrythic6246 5 лет назад +1

      I would legit pay money to see Brie again.

    • @shrimpman4609
      @shrimpman4609 5 лет назад +3

      And his sweet baby boy roy

    • @LesliePetersFilm
      @LesliePetersFilm 5 лет назад +1

      Hey guys. My mom will buy me a nuclear warhead if i will have 10k happy supporters on my channel. Hope you like what i put out. I love you all!

    • @jeffpeterson756
      @jeffpeterson756 5 лет назад +1

      And more robberies

    • @bengalnorr9624
      @bengalnorr9624 5 лет назад +1

      Jesse McCree Don't forget Kiki!

  • @eclipselunar8498
    @eclipselunar8498 5 лет назад +951

    1:46:21 I literally DIED laughing
    Jimmy: "You dropped 27 bottles of water right in front of her, pointed to her shoes and said: 'bOoTs, BoOtS, bOoTs'. "

    • @scubatuba3294
      @scubatuba3294 5 лет назад +35

      I read this comment far before this moment actually happened, but I wasnt ready at all. I was not prepared. The way jimmy said it- everything, it was so fucking funny holy shit

    • @cloaker8362
      @cloaker8362 4 года назад +10

      Point at upper body
      Stan: bOo...

    • @caesarin0
      @caesarin0 4 года назад +1

      @@cloaker8362 HOLD IT

    • @Lizzy-bear
      @Lizzy-bear 4 года назад

      But it was actually 37 bottles. lmao

    • @gabrielgalasso4899
      @gabrielgalasso4899 4 года назад +5

      Jimmy: "Dora the f***ing explorer

  • @haileecollins873
    @haileecollins873 5 лет назад +1177

    Stan Wheeler: New In Town
    a netflix original comedy special

    • @wiggleforp
      @wiggleforp 5 лет назад +28

      ima puushem, ima say iiim gayyyyyyy, no no thats too strong

    • @matthewchristeson6589
      @matthewchristeson6589 5 лет назад +30

      @@wiggleforp Ok, ok....what am I gonna say? I'm gonna walk up to him..... I'm a puuuuush him. Say "I HAVE AIDS!" No, that's too strong!

    • @petefein
      @petefein 5 лет назад +4

      I mean roosterteeth did red vs blue so... It could happen

    • @Fark_Binglington
      @Fark_Binglington 5 лет назад +8

      The only reason John had frequent urination is because of how much water Stan gave him

    • @matthewchristeson6589
      @matthewchristeson6589 5 лет назад +4

      @@Fark_Binglington Now he is able to get his Mary Jane, unless the dealer is like Friendly Jimmy.

  • @saorise28
    @saorise28 2 года назад +345

    1:41:46 I think the fact that Mark actually had 37 bottles of water amazed the guy so much he broke character for a second😂

    • @RaspBerryPies
      @RaspBerryPies 5 месяцев назад +6

      I know right!! You can tell by the way he says it lol

  • @thrawngames6282
    @thrawngames6282 5 лет назад +493

    "I'm feelin real thirsty, I think I might need some Stan water *right from the tap* "

    • @stellapetty3179
      @stellapetty3179 5 лет назад +10

      ThrawnGames i loved this part so much always gets we wheezing i can’t😂😂😂😂

    • @JenovaGirzz
      @JenovaGirzz 5 лет назад +9

      I WAS SCROLLING WHILE WATCHING AND READ THIS AS IT WAS BEING SAID

  • @catlamp9894
    @catlamp9894 5 лет назад +575

    I don't remember what happened before. At the beginning, I was falling, and then my feet found the ground. As I gathered myself, I realized that I had no memories, my mind so incredibly empty of all but one purpose.
    To deliver water

  • @JC-sm7tw
    @JC-sm7tw 5 лет назад +363

    Jimmy was THE BEST thing about this. Besides Stan ofc.
    Mark needs to do more videos with him he's so freaking funny

    • @kiaz1st
      @kiaz1st 5 лет назад +40

      He streams this gta rp pretty often on Twitch, and Jimmy makes regular appearances!

    • @iii2524
      @iii2524 5 лет назад +53

      If I learned that Mark and the guy who played Jimmy became friends after this, that would make my entire year

    • @dupsztafion
      @dupsztafion 5 лет назад +8

      @@kiaz1st really? then I really must see this bcs. this is comedy gold

    • @kiaz1st
      @kiaz1st 5 лет назад +15

      @Bart Part Yup! And you should also check out the guy who plays Jimmy, he’s Shrimp_ on twitch!

    • @random-wv1vg
      @random-wv1vg 5 лет назад +1

      Kia Not The Car Does he have a RUclips? or any other platform?

  • @Woopsleepygremlin
    @Woopsleepygremlin 2 года назад +177

    I watch/listen to this video at least twice a year. Idk why. Jimmy is a mood and I love how he takes rping just as seriously as Mark, and he's just as good at it too. Touching story, beautiful representation of the power of friendship, love and acceptance. Thank you for helping me study and sleep and get commissions done, Water Man

    • @kaylahendricks3489
      @kaylahendricks3489 Год назад +8

      Same. Such a fun video and their commitment to their characters is hysterical. I just finished watching CallMeKevin’s no pixel rp and it’s just as funny if you’re interested in something similar. Instead of Staj the Water Man it’s Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law 😂

    • @Woopsleepygremlin
      @Woopsleepygremlin Год назад +2

      @@kaylahendricks3489 I'll have to check that out, miss watching him 😆

  • @questingchris1699
    @questingchris1699 4 года назад +666

    Stan: “I have no contacts... you’re the only person I have in my phone.”
    Jimmy: “Oh you saved my number?”
    Stan: “I diiid.”
    I don’t know why but that exchange gets a chuckle out of me every time.

    • @robinbowie8093
      @robinbowie8093 4 года назад +4

      Timestamp? Trying to find it

    • @thetableoflegend9814
      @thetableoflegend9814 4 года назад +18

      What makes me laugh is Jimmy being all flustered like “oh thank you. I didn’t save your number”

    • @legobrik
      @legobrik 4 года назад +2

      @@robinbowie8093 2:29:58

  • @SmolSarahsYT
    @SmolSarahsYT 5 лет назад +474

    Give Kiki her own series. "When I find you, Im going to Taxidermy you." is a damn mood.

    • @Varifyr
      @Varifyr 5 лет назад +7

      She is intense...

    • @Varifyr
      @Varifyr 5 лет назад +5

      2:50:00

    • @tlet3
      @tlet3 4 года назад +13

      The guy who rps her rps on Twitch, I forgot what he’s called but just look up “GTA V RP on Twitch”

    • @Acheria
      @Acheria 4 года назад +16

      MiltonTPike1 on twitch

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 года назад +2

      @@Acheria Thank you, I fucking adore Kiki

  • @marogns
    @marogns 5 лет назад +485

    Jimmy: "KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN"
    Stan: "i w o u l d n e v e r f u d g e y o u"

    • @Kassakohl
      @Kassakohl 5 лет назад +18

      THE NICEST CRACK DEALER IN ALL OF LOS SANTOS

  • @Byeahman
    @Byeahman Год назад +86

    Since Mark is now seemingly entering the film business with Iron Lung, I seriously hope he makes a Stan the Water Man movie. That would be so much fun.

  • @wujekmagik1149
    @wujekmagik1149 5 лет назад +389

    "Do you want me to... Eat your Ramen?"
    "Stan.... STAN, NO!"
    Im dying XD help me please

  • @matthewwhite9287
    @matthewwhite9287 5 лет назад +753

    Honestly the fact that this is all improvised is amazing, the characters are so well developed. Stan, the outwardly awkward but passionate guy with a motivation to sell water and reconnect with his son. Jimmy, the outwardly cool but internally insecure guy with a low confidence and a want to take Stan under his wing. Just fantastic.

    • @Wafflecop-hm3bd
      @Wafflecop-hm3bd 4 года назад +59

      Let me tell you that in gta rp every single person takes their character VERY SERIOUSLY that’s why everyone’s so good at this (probably because they have been doing it for awhile as well)

    • @scarecrow582
      @scarecrow582 4 года назад +20

      heh and then there's Kiki

    • @thesanityghost5342
      @thesanityghost5342 3 года назад +1

      Yoga

    • @resonance1838
      @resonance1838 3 года назад +6

      You can't forget the ghosts bro, that was CHARACTER!
      I-
      Wait..

  • @Dr3amW1zard
    @Dr3amW1zard 5 лет назад +476

    Stan: "I think I'm ready for that crack"
    Jimmy: "..Wow that was quick".

  • @littlemisshero5447
    @littlemisshero5447 2 года назад +268

    I miss Stan the water man.. I know in my heart one day mark will bring him back to us. Maybe not today or tomorrow.. but soon. This city needs Stan the water man.

    • @googleirl289
      @googleirl289 2 года назад +12

      Something something Apollo and his gift of prophecy

    • @kirbcake
      @kirbcake 2 года назад +17

      Well, looks like you got your wish

  • @ayumi5218
    @ayumi5218 5 лет назад +543

    Jimmy: I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm a *prostitute.*
    Me: I know I shouldn't be laughing, but it was just so sudden. 😂

    • @user-md3is4dq2d
      @user-md3is4dq2d 5 лет назад +11

      Why shouldnt you be laughing? They said it to be funny

    • @ayumi5218
      @ayumi5218 5 лет назад +7

      @@user-md3is4dq2d Oh no, I just meant that prostitution is not something to laugh at.

  • @JaredReilly
    @JaredReilly 5 лет назад +551

    Jimmy: "You're gonna manage a threesome over there!"
    Stan: "There's gonna be another girl?"
    ...Awkward silence and sirens...
    Stan: "Triplets..."

  • @Sevenandalso7
    @Sevenandalso7 5 лет назад +908

    Mark: “Your a good soul.”
    Jim: “Thanks, want to buy some crack?”

    • @fundiamond2118
      @fundiamond2118 5 лет назад +1

      Lol Xd

    • @crabhm5537
      @crabhm5537 5 лет назад +3

      ........ Hey............. Hey hey ......... U got some crack?

    • @underscorn
      @underscorn 5 лет назад +5

      you're*

    • @geodespeil8276
      @geodespeil8276 5 лет назад +1

      Jim Pickens is here! Oh no!

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 5 лет назад +2

      Mark: ye... (remembers he’s streaming). WATER IS MY CRACK!!

  • @ashton7282
    @ashton7282 2 года назад +112

    Really proud of Stan for his debut role in In Space With Markiplier. He was only in it for a little bit, but he really stole the show. I hope he goes places

  • @chickenqueen3251
    @chickenqueen3251 5 лет назад +394

    Stan: *freaking out* Friendly J, I need to ask you a question, Is that man going to survive?
    Jimmy: Probably not, I stabbed him really good.
    Stan: *continues to freak out*

  • @isaaccunningham59
    @isaaccunningham59 3 года назад +499

    Jimmy: you’re sitting next to the master right now
    Stan: you have a black belt in wooing?
    Jimmy: well I have a seatbelt

  • @ambersolis3720
    @ambersolis3720 4 года назад +826

    I laughed so much! It was so painful to watch!! Stan: I did give her a compliment. Jimmy: no you pissed your pants threw 27 bottles of water at her and just said “boots, boots, boots”

  • @TheThinkingHound
    @TheThinkingHound 2 года назад +763

    Well, after watching In Space with Markiplier, I guess Stan the Water Man is canonical our dad. Does that make us Roy?

  • @johnpangarakis396
    @johnpangarakis396 5 лет назад +354

    This was both the weirdest and most wholesome thing I’ve ever watched

  • @MrDonavan
    @MrDonavan 4 года назад +521

    It is one whole ass year later and I would just like to appreciate just how much work Lixian poured into this video.. it IS perfection at its finest

    • @bebejones5114
      @bebejones5114 4 года назад +2

      @@eric54321 nobody said he didn't

    • @chrismateik3312
      @chrismateik3312 4 года назад +1

      That his editor?

    • @DJChieftain
      @DJChieftain 4 года назад +2

      @@chrismateik3312 yeah it is, Lixian has been his editor for a couple years i think

    • @eliijahjames
      @eliijahjames 4 года назад +2

      In this house we stan Lixian, go sub to him and watch his streams! He streams every Friday :)

  • @BlueKirbyProductions
    @BlueKirbyProductions 5 лет назад +477

    Honestly if this was a TV show I would watch every episode.

  • @kitcustard
    @kitcustard 2 года назад +233

    the storyline and characters really are perfect. we need a 'stan the water man' 2!

  • @gokentopower4481
    @gokentopower4481 5 лет назад +442

    2:39:08
    I just can't stop laughing at this sequence
    Mark saying there might be a problem behind them as you see Kiki's car running at the speed of the sound directly towards them
    You can just FEEL the impending doom approaching

  • @pepto843
    @pepto843 3 года назад +1479

    Kiki was underrated, when she walked around the car to speak to jimmy “boom boom boom POW pow fashion” killed me

    • @drekthedestroyer2115
      @drekthedestroyer2115 3 года назад +48

      I was drinking when she said she would execute both of them and i spit all over my desk

    • @nomadflbh
      @nomadflbh 3 года назад +18

      But seriously. "Serious diva"

    • @kerisnyder8487
      @kerisnyder8487 3 года назад +33

      Everything Kiki said was GOLD

    • @CrOzMyHeArT
      @CrOzMyHeArT 2 года назад +19

      Kiki is a bad bitch and deserves the absolute best

    • @wilburson
      @wilburson 2 года назад +19

      y’all SLEPT on kiki

  • @blissfulspite8828
    @blissfulspite8828 3 года назад +1871

    stan the man sounds and looks like a guy whos been homeschooled his entire life and was never around any other childrens and his parents convinced him that everyone will be nice to him if he is nice to them

    • @joseph9647
      @joseph9647 3 года назад +44

      seems a little specific but i hear ya

    • @PizzaCat42069
      @PizzaCat42069 3 года назад +13

      Your profile pic is a whole mood 👁👄👁

    • @joseph9647
      @joseph9647 3 года назад +5

      @@PizzaCat42069 me or elmo

    • @ohthehorror31
      @ohthehorror31 3 года назад +2

      Yep 👍

    • @MythicBeanProductions
      @MythicBeanProductions 3 года назад +13

      You just insulted me and my kind...
      But yes

  • @mrraisintheawsome
    @mrraisintheawsome 2 года назад +103

    1:10:00 that long pause of Jimmy having absolutely no idea what Mark is on about really got me 😂

  • @mrwillham5393
    @mrwillham5393 4 года назад +411

    “Friendly J i gotta ask you a question.. is that guy gunna survive?” Jimmy: “probably not i stabbed him pretty good”

  • @IamhereforSmosh
    @IamhereforSmosh 5 лет назад +1149

    This was the funniest fucking thing I've ever watched.
    A great movie with a perfect protagonist! Stan's the man!!
    Full immersion, great characters, love, madness, drama, friendship!! I LOVED IT.
    I was laughing so much through all of it.

    • @sophieabbot1023
      @sophieabbot1023 5 лет назад +6

      HereforRandL ahaha yes amazing movie would recommend

    • @theflyingdude6523
      @theflyingdude6523 5 лет назад +8

      We neeeeeeeed moooooorrrrreeeeeee!

    • @recoil2187
      @recoil2187 5 лет назад +10

      We need more of the adventures of Stan the water man and friendly J, the perfect duo! Not forgetting kiki of course

    • @keanukaleikini8866
      @keanukaleikini8866 5 лет назад +1

      This is honestly his best Grand Theft Auto video 😂😂😂👌

    • @SkullCrusher757
      @SkullCrusher757 5 лет назад +2

      yeah i quite litterally couldnt agree more even if i tried actually i could but then the fabric of reality would implode

  • @johnhenryencio139
    @johnhenryencio139 5 лет назад +466

    I instantly died at 3:45 because
    Mark: _bumps with chairs_
    Chairs: _wobble_
    Edit: -Mark- Stan: *AHH, DEMONS!*

  • @calebgilstrap5092
    @calebgilstrap5092 Год назад +33

    21:01 i can't help but appreciate how perfect the timing of that donation was. It starts immediately after the dealership man disappears and stan stops talking. Not only that, but it ends at even better timing too right as the dealer comes back and they start talking again like nothing happened. I love it.

    • @Tralfazz74
      @Tralfazz74 Год назад +2

      I legit thought that was edited in

  • @sopiiii___
    @sopiiii___ 5 лет назад +2021

    Dang, Stan. I felt sorry for him when he “broke up” with Jimmy, seriously.
    (Also, this role play was gold.)
    Edit: Two years later, and it's still incredibly funny XD

    • @iwouldlikeamillionsubs6164
      @iwouldlikeamillionsubs6164 4 года назад +12

      Sofie The Wombat it was so enjoyable

    • @lonnie1647
      @lonnie1647 3 года назад

      @@iwouldlikeamillionsubs6164 can i help achieve your goal

    • @NaturalSelection_
      @NaturalSelection_ 3 года назад +5

      I think it was improve which makes it better

    • @simoneclaxton6295
      @simoneclaxton6295 3 года назад +9

      WHY did i cry when he got mad at him i Jimmy is amazing lol

  • @nael3911
    @nael3911 5 лет назад +468

    "Friendly J! Tell me the truth! Is that man gonna survive?"
    "Prob'ly not, I stabbed him pretty good"

    • @mimsydreams
      @mimsydreams 5 лет назад +17

      This is the moment I knew I loved this duo.

    • @insane7070
      @insane7070 5 лет назад +5

      His twitch is shrimp_

    • @sophieabbot1023
      @sophieabbot1023 5 лет назад +4

      This was a beautiful trust moment

  • @Victorblud
    @Victorblud 5 лет назад +243

    If Mark made an actual series out of this I would watch it. Like full voice acting and the whole 9.

  • @justaguy1042
    @justaguy1042 2 года назад +105

    When Kiki first goes, “STAN. HELLOOO, STAAAN!”
    That is so damn funny

  • @jacobs.9797
    @jacobs.9797 5 лет назад +457

    "You just dropped, 27 bottles of water in front of her and said, *boots*, *boots*...... *boots*."
    More of this this whole video was immensely entertaining!

    • @kristeneichlinger4419
      @kristeneichlinger4419 5 лет назад +4

      Go to his twitch he has a bunch more of these!!

    • @pompador6486
      @pompador6486 5 лет назад +3

      Jacob S. If they can make red vs blue a Netflix series then they can make this a Netflix series

    • @dennisparraga9626
      @dennisparraga9626 5 лет назад +2

      How to talk to women 101

  • @BiggieCheese1225
    @BiggieCheese1225 5 лет назад +400

    This is the only time 30 minutes spent waiting at a car dealership is acceptable

    • @SolDizZo
      @SolDizZo 4 года назад +2

      Biggie Cheese and how much longer was it in the 6hour livestream

  • @FreeFallingUp13
    @FreeFallingUp13 5 лет назад +221

    Dude, I love this. Mark's improv moments are so fun, and it was really fun to see it woven so well into the role of Stan.

  • @joserodiles212
    @joserodiles212 2 года назад +359

    the trio of Stan, Jimmy, and Kiki is instantly iconic

  • @KuroZe1
    @KuroZe1 5 лет назад +879

    Kiki :say silk 5 times
    Stan: silk, silk, silk, silk, silk.
    Kiki:what does cow drink??
    Stan: woter?
    Kiki: *screams in rage*
    Omg I lost it xD

  • @LaneGamesYT
    @LaneGamesYT 4 года назад +1102

    "DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A HARDASS, STAN?" - Kiki
    "I do get hard in nervous situations, but that's neither here nor there." - Stan

  • @Alabasterslim
    @Alabasterslim 5 лет назад +2788

    Don't believe Jimmy at 1:39:18
    I've never slapped anyone with baby powder.
    It was coke.

  • @hydraulichindi1381
    @hydraulichindi1381 2 года назад +63

    3:12:10... When jimmy went in after getting punched, he still tried putting in a good word on behalf of Stan.😭

  • @arcanosk
    @arcanosk 5 лет назад +425

    *Stan the water man gets hit by a car*
    Stan the water man: *Are you alright?* (It's at 2:40)

  • @mokufreeman4692
    @mokufreeman4692 4 года назад +277

    I love how Jimmy and Stan are arguing about what Incontinency is while standing 6 feet away from the bedroom of a sleeping person they are robbing.

  • @zendpixie
    @zendpixie 5 лет назад +244

    1:46:25 hearing Jimmy trying to imitate Mark's deep-ass voice is a true blessing

    • @kebblot9085
      @kebblot9085 5 лет назад

      @Justifier Yeah, like wow.

  • @Ella-pb7pl
    @Ella-pb7pl Год назад +41

    Years later and this video is still amazing. All the parts with Kiki in it make me laugh so much even now. Milton is so freaking funny.