Dirk Nowitzki Gives Conan The Texas Citizenship Test | CONAN on TBS

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  • @richardleonhard3971
    @richardleonhard3971 8 лет назад +2720

    Dirk's "German" sounds like google translated it and Conan's German is what happens when you play scrabble outside and a hurricane hits you

    • @JFKJrJrPlanetX
      @JFKJrJrPlanetX 8 лет назад +12

      you made me laugh

    • @LXTaxFraud
      @LXTaxFraud 8 лет назад +84

      i think dirk got the text from the shows managers

    • @i3alphamale571
      @i3alphamale571 8 лет назад +11

      Richard Leonhard I am German, his German is completly normal...

    • @papamopp
      @papamopp 8 лет назад +56

      I〈3AlphaMale Dann hör mal genau hin was Dirk sagt! Das ist nicht die richtige Grammatik!

    • @richardleonhard3971
      @richardleonhard3971 8 лет назад +25

      I〈3AlphaMale It definitely is not.

  • @Apropoetic
    @Apropoetic 10 лет назад +2226

    I think it's rare to come across someone who geniunely doesn't like Dirk.

    • @DeanGl
      @DeanGl 10 лет назад +169

      Yeah. I'm a die-hard Spurs fan and back when the rivalry with the Mavs was at its height, I really hated the Mavericks. That said, I liked Dirk. He is just too freaking good and a class act. I absolutely despised Mark Cuban though. lol!

    • @Apropoetic
      @Apropoetic 10 лет назад +53

      DeanGl
      I can understand a lot of people not liking Mark Cuban, but I have to say he certainly breathed new life into the Mavs organization and you can tell he is enthusiastic about the game.

    • @vincelampa4095
      @vincelampa4095 10 лет назад +74

      I'm a Spurs guy, but I always have love for Dirk. He's a genuine class act, and I was so happy to see him win in 2011 after getting robbed in 2006.
      I also enjoy what Cuban brings to the table. It's rare you have an owner that isn't afraid to speak his mind, and it looks like he truly cares about his team. I often read anecdotes about how the Mavs facilities are among the best in the NBA.

    • @DonCapoeira
      @DonCapoeira 10 лет назад +37

      DeanGl
      In return I also like and truly respect Tim Duncan even though I'm a Mavs fan. Dirk and Tim are both class individuals. Throw Hakeem Olajuwon in there as another classy big man who won a title in Texas. Texas b-ball has been blessed with classy big men.

    • @ichbinnilsroth
      @ichbinnilsroth 7 лет назад

      Apro yes

  • @LOCOnarwhal
    @LOCOnarwhal 8 лет назад +1067

    I forget just how tall Conan and Andy are. They actually look normal next to 7 foot tall Dirk

    • @cancerfour69er
      @cancerfour69er 8 лет назад +1

      LOCOnarwhal Who?

    • @Scarx2gt
      @Scarx2gt 8 лет назад +62

      LOCOnarwhal it's been established that Conan is 6'4 with really good posture. Andy is at least 6'1/6'2 judging by how he looks only a few inches shorter than Conan lol.

    • @LOCOnarwhal
      @LOCOnarwhal 8 лет назад +30

      408 Magenta Huh, I would've pegged Conan at 6'5 and Andy at least 6'3.

    • @konoko196
      @konoko196 8 лет назад +20

      damn surprised Andy is that tall didn't look short vs a 7 footer

    • @kombinationkid
      @kombinationkid 7 лет назад +1

      You stole what I was just fixing to comment asshat

  • @giannibetancur2798
    @giannibetancur2798 8 лет назад +644

    "whats the leading cause of heart attacks in texas"
    "Tony Romo"
    2:00 I died

    • @Kas-rp4zb
      @Kas-rp4zb 7 лет назад +6

      Javale McGOAT so true

    • @knutate
      @knutate 6 лет назад +4

      RonnyDonny13 sad cowboy you can pretend to win the super next decade

    • @kkim5000
      @kkim5000 6 лет назад

      so did they.

    • @hardsandwich8311
      @hardsandwich8311 6 лет назад +1

      Of a heart attack?

    • @MrGahbage1
      @MrGahbage1 5 лет назад

      yeah cuz he sucks and always got destroyed by my SKINS #HTTR

  • @General0006RBX
    @General0006RBX 9 лет назад +1333

    "Which two foreign countries does Texas boarder?" "Mexico and The United States."
    I am from south Texas and this claim is true.

  • @prankfiles
    @prankfiles 10 лет назад +875

    Dirk could at least have corrected the butchered German sentence they wrote for him.

    • @Elykism
      @Elykism 10 лет назад +78

      Think that's why Dirk said, "I don't know what you just said"

    • @leaXmarc
      @leaXmarc 10 лет назад +91

      Elykism No not just Conan, what Dirk said himself actually didn't really make any sense :D

    • @leemanstiles7790
      @leemanstiles7790 10 лет назад

      I see almost everywhere

    • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
      @dingdingdingdiiiiing 10 лет назад +69

      "wie würde man die Öffentlichenvehrkerhsmittel einbezongen Wagen damit sie von diesen Teather zum AT&T Stadium"
      "how would one public transportation including cars so that they from this theater to AT&T stadium"
      nicely butchered, writers, nicely butchered

    • @524rdsxfn
      @524rdsxfn 10 лет назад

      Why did they speak German? It's Texas. Lol

  • @TheCaesarMania
    @TheCaesarMania 5 лет назад +59

    You know you’re a legend when the crowd pops just from someone saying your name. It was like one level of applause when they knew who it was, and then it elevated to another level after “Dirk Nowitzki”. Amazing

    • @crizzie_g
      @crizzie_g Год назад

      you're a genius. there arent even any spectators in that studio. you're reacting to artificial sound effects

  • @Freestyle8Football
    @Freestyle8Football 8 лет назад +1758

    he pronounced the german words like americans do :D

    • @cameronmccabe2789
      @cameronmccabe2789 8 лет назад +74

      Being in the US for so long had probably taken him back in Germany.

    • @extremerFatalist
      @extremerFatalist 8 лет назад +219

      +ronskie donskie He probably did that accent on purpose.

    • @shamanman100
      @shamanman100 8 лет назад +29

      Yeah I think he did it on purpose

    • @hannajtg6009
      @hannajtg6009 8 лет назад +1

      +Fatalist No think not

    • @Mysterios1989
      @Mysterios1989 8 лет назад +116

      When you hear him speaking in Germany, you don't hear an American accent. But to be honest, it happens if your brain is wired to speak English at that moment, you sometimes start to pronounce German words within this English speech english :D

  • @gop1386
    @gop1386 5 лет назад +25

    So much pride runs thru my heart when everyone claps and sings, "Deep in the Heart of Texas!"

  • @peteswafflemeyer5620
    @peteswafflemeyer5620 4 года назад +137

    Conan's "German" sounded like when Hitler and Rumpelstielzchen had a child with speech impediment and they lobotomized it and then put it on speed.

    • @theman1412
      @theman1412 4 года назад +5

      and it was good friends with Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @caschdiify
      @caschdiify 4 года назад +1

      So damn accurate.... 😱

    • @Nergal_Slayer
      @Nergal_Slayer 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @latinolawdog5067
      @latinolawdog5067 7 месяцев назад

      That’s probably because he’s not German. He’s American.

  • @deanambrose9
    @deanambrose9 9 лет назад +3231

    I didn't understand Dirk's german sentence and I'm from germany.

    • @Nisced
      @Nisced 9 лет назад +28

      +Dean Ambrose same. xD whatever though :D

    • @officialkirin7219
      @officialkirin7219 9 лет назад +203

      +Dean Ambrose Ist glaub von der Grammatik auch vollkommener Blödsinn.

    • @SmokingBirds
      @SmokingBirds 9 лет назад +180

      +Daniel Lund jab. grammatikalisch falsch. der wurde bestimmt von einem amerikaner ausgedacht.

    • @theunknown2864
      @theunknown2864 9 лет назад +48

      +SmokingBirds Oder Mir Google übersetzer

    • @ViciousSinister
      @ViciousSinister 9 лет назад +70

      +Dean Ambrose ich denke die wollten einfach nur schwere wörter im satz haben und haben das einfach so zusammengewürfelt

  • @Editor_Hound
    @Editor_Hound 8 лет назад +94

    Man, Dirk is comedy gold! Who would have known?

  • @MisterFuturtastic
    @MisterFuturtastic 10 лет назад +31

    I wish they had done one of those remote things where Conan goes around Texas with Dirk. Can't get enough Conan and Dirk.

  • @minnesotamatt1980
    @minnesotamatt1980 9 лет назад +354

    hahaha "TONY ROMO" lmao

  • @Busster99
    @Busster99 8 лет назад +310

    I believe that there is a verb missing in Dirk's German sentence.

  • @YourFriendZay
    @YourFriendZay 8 лет назад +124

    Dirk is such a classy guy

  • @CanineGrowTime
    @CanineGrowTime 10 лет назад +27

    Dirks smile was adorable when Conan answered "Tony Romo". I love Dirk :)

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 8 лет назад +351

    It case ya'll were wondering, Conan's German was straight gibberish. Dirk can obviously speak German but what he said was way odd I assume he was reading a cue card and not saying it how he would say normally say it. Plus he's been in America so long you do lose a bit of your mother tongue.

    • @braydanleal5463
      @braydanleal5463 7 лет назад +1

      ahepperl IT case you were wonder ?

    • @danielrottlaender9101
      @danielrottlaender9101 6 лет назад +18

      ahepperl Dirk hasn't lost any of his mother tongue tho.

    • @theendurance
      @theendurance 6 лет назад +3

      @@danielrottlaender9101 he lost his father's tongue tho

    • @sal9523
      @sal9523 6 лет назад +2

      Daniel Rottlaender like many “Americans” have ..

    • @ariamentio
      @ariamentio 5 лет назад +1

      Allagí he’s being a true Texan.

  • @unnamed5603
    @unnamed5603 8 лет назад +384

    in germany we call him "dirkules"

  • @jair333
    @jair333 10 лет назад +22

    I love when Conan clearly wrote most of the bit. It`s that sarcastic harvard humor of his. He did creat Mr. Burns after all.

  • @aldi404
    @aldi404 10 лет назад +2369

    Ich glaub Dirk hat vergessen wie man deutsch spricht :)

    • @hasdiof
      @hasdiof 10 лет назад +12

      Ne

    • @Strongpoint100
      @Strongpoint100 10 лет назад +26

      haha hab ich auch grad gedacht xD

    • @Matt87FY
      @Matt87FY 10 лет назад +85

      so ist das, wenn man 24/7 Englisch redet

    • @Fazotronic
      @Fazotronic 10 лет назад +227

      er hat offensichtlich einfach gelesen was auf dem zettel steht.
      wollte wahrscheinlich auch kein wirbel drum machen weil die ja ohnehin nichts kapieren

    • @imdeadasssmacked
      @imdeadasssmacked 10 лет назад +8

      Nein

  • @MrGekostyle
    @MrGekostyle 9 лет назад +2470

    Ouh man conan spreaks german like hitler xD

    • @IchbinPeter.
      @IchbinPeter. 9 лет назад +305

      MrGekostyle Everyone here in Germany speaks like Hitler. Me, my Father, my Brother and my Mother. Normaly we say instant of Hello just NEIN! or BLITZKRIEG!

    • @BoarhideGaming
      @BoarhideGaming 9 лет назад +201

      Yes..yes..our public transport is generally called "TRUPPENTRANSPORT JAWOHL!" And our supermarkets are colloquially know as "NAHRUNGSMITTELAUFRÜSTUNGSSTÄTTE!"

    • @HDefinitionTV
      @HDefinitionTV 9 лет назад +7

      MrGekostyle "german"

    • @gregsdiary537
      @gregsdiary537 9 лет назад +119

      i'm german and i don't unterstand a single word he said..:D

    • @Eiest
      @Eiest 9 лет назад +33

      +GregsDiary Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof

  • @jsong21
    @jsong21 10 лет назад +39

    Dirk.. was fucking KILLER in that Finals against LBJ.

  • @rm9511a
    @rm9511a 9 лет назад +32

    LMAO....Dirk played the bit very well.......even knew where to pause for the applause like a pro.

    • @Paddl897
      @Paddl897 Год назад

      And even when the sentence he read in German didn‘t even make sense in German😂

  • @omarcorrea
    @omarcorrea 10 лет назад +248

    My favorite one was, which two foreign countries borders Texas; Mexico and the US. lol

    • @eureka0521
      @eureka0521 5 лет назад +2

      lol yeah as a texan that had me cracking up

    • @imronburgundy7450
      @imronburgundy7450 5 лет назад +4

      eureka0521 As a Texan, I find nothing funny about factual information.

  • @matthewleichter7184
    @matthewleichter7184 4 года назад +21

    Dirk is a class act. My basketball idol and a great human being.

  • @pugilisticpablo7945
    @pugilisticpablo7945 10 лет назад +254

    that deep in the heart of texas song is DRILLED into your head as a kid when you grow up in Texas

    • @mattblevins1983
      @mattblevins1983 10 лет назад +15

      It's also played at every Texas Rangers game.

    • @blakeb4583
      @blakeb4583 9 лет назад +12

      PugilisticPaul The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas

    • @bryansu5824
      @bryansu5824 9 лет назад +5

      So true

    • @bryansu5824
      @bryansu5824 9 лет назад +4

      GuidoAnchovy B nah

    • @bryansu5824
      @bryansu5824 9 лет назад +6

      GuidoAnchovy B nah, everyone did it before the 1800s in america tho

  • @Jonidenk
    @Jonidenk 8 лет назад +89

    3:33 wie er einfach "und" sagt hahaha

  • @timkrappmann5207
    @timkrappmann5207 10 лет назад +14

    When Dirk asks for directions to the stadium in German, he doesn't correct the errors in it. As a native speaker and fan of Dirk, I find that hilarious. Also, the way he says "Schnitzel" :D I think by now he's at the very least half Texan.

  • @skimtbmax
    @skimtbmax 10 лет назад +109

    I'm german and even nowitzkis question had some grammar mistakes. He probably didn't give a shit about the question xD

    • @L00kiii64
      @L00kiii64 10 лет назад +6

      Nein er hat das einfach abgelesen, vom Blatt, er spricht perkekt Deutsch, so wie jeder andereDeutsche auch

    • @LilysDream
      @LilysDream 10 лет назад

      ***** naja, es waren schon Fehler drin aber das ist nicht verwunderlich wenn man von einer zur anderen Sprache wechselt und sie (vielleicht) selten benutzt

    • @aldi404
      @aldi404 10 лет назад

      *****
      Jeder Deutsche spricht perfekt deutsch? Wirklich???

  • @srenaml3632
    @srenaml3632 5 лет назад +8

    I got this in my recommended 5 years later. Legend.

  • @benholt06
    @benholt06 6 лет назад +7

    Dirk has such a great personality. I hope he’s involved with the Mavericks forever, and that I’m around to see both his sons don the Mav colors

  • @Anime4Life35
    @Anime4Life35 10 лет назад +27

    "leading cause of heart attack in Texas"
    "Tony Romo"
    SO TRUE

    • @burnonsports
      @burnonsports 10 лет назад

      Anybody else wanna see Dirk play WR? or is that just me?

  • @tgms177
    @tgms177 10 лет назад +8

    Love it how the crowd went berserk when Dirk was announced

  • @mwyz
    @mwyz 8 лет назад +19

    Damn, I knew Conan was tall, but even standing next to Dirk Nowitzki, he didn't look short.

    • @claudiatalbott111
      @claudiatalbott111 8 лет назад +1

      Conan's 6'4

    • @locovel10
      @locovel10 8 лет назад +1

      when I was in Times Square, he walked right in front of me. He looked as tall as Dirk.

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 9 лет назад +9

    Wow I'm German myself, but I've been to the States several times and... well... R.E.S.P.E.K.T. DIRK! What a gorgeous English, hardly any accent!👍 Always again so impressive for me how he's made his way to the States, in several regards... I mean just the way the crowd started chearing when he stepped in. And still so kind and down to earth. Great guy, great personality!👑

    • @MoTown-qd8fl
      @MoTown-qd8fl 9 лет назад +1

      +Vicky 12 We couldn't be happier to have someone like Dirk in our state. Thanks for letting us borrow him!

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 9 лет назад +1

      +MoTown2112 Oh I didn't arrange it personally, but your very welcome! :)

  • @thenotoriousdig610
    @thenotoriousdig610 6 лет назад +13

    It’s always amazing to see how above average Conan is height wise.
    Also, Dirk is the funniest player ever

  • @DreamWorldSyd
    @DreamWorldSyd 9 лет назад +16

    You can't prove to me that Hakeem Olajuwon can't turn into a rocket.

  • @yourboble
    @yourboble 9 лет назад +10

    Conan should play in the celebrity basketball game for all star weekend

  • @stephanieogaga7688
    @stephanieogaga7688 10 лет назад +6

    IM SO IN LOVE WITH DIRKS ACCENT OMFG. It's sad, I've lived in Dallas my whole life and didn't know who founded it😂😂 This made me so happy and proud to be Texan! He would've really passed if he mentioned Whataburger or Football, or even George Straight, but as true Texan, I'd say Conan passed!

  • @SanskarWagley
    @SanskarWagley 8 лет назад +8

    I live in Dallas/Fort Worth and double checked the public transportation directions. He was pretty much right.

  • @RRRRRRRRR33
    @RRRRRRRRR33 8 лет назад +24

    It's crazy how Conan have basically the same height of Dwyane Wade!

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart 8 лет назад +4

    Love Dirk. Such s humble and underrated player. Should have taken him to the Berlin trip. Yeah, I know the NBA season and all, but still, it would have been so much fun.

  • @THEJIGGADREWSHOW
    @THEJIGGADREWSHOW 10 лет назад +2

    @3:55 BEEFSEMBER TWENTY-BEEF, 18 BEEFTY-BEEF...
    (IM not crying im just watering my beard,,that was hilarious)..!!!!!

  • @8Sir4Sam5
    @8Sir4Sam5 10 лет назад +3

    Dirks smile could create peace in the middle east.

  • @Hege38
    @Hege38 8 лет назад +3

    This guy really should appear in more talkshows. Dirkules is on it!

  • @MonicaChen
    @MonicaChen 10 лет назад +34

    Conan just sounds like he's yelling in gaelic.

    • @paulmazur2116
      @paulmazur2116 10 лет назад +7

      Haha, he probably is. I couldn't understand one word of what he said (and I'm german)

    • @quipzz
      @quipzz 10 лет назад +6

      Paul Mazur
      What Dirk said in German doesn't make any sense either :D
      "Wie kommt man mit oeffentlichen Verkehrsmitteln von diesem Theater zum AT&T Stadion" would have been correct ;)
      Very funny anyway :D

  • @geeganmj
    @geeganmj 10 лет назад +3

    This is amazing. Grats to the writers and interns, along with Conan for the german rant lol.

  • @jg772006
    @jg772006 10 лет назад +3

    "What is the leading cause of heart attacks in Texas?" ...... "Tony Romo."
    Bwahahahahahahahaha .... That absolutely cracked me up!!!

  • @FedorMachida
    @FedorMachida 10 лет назад +1

    As a fellow Texan, I loved this. One of my fav. Conan bits.

  • @dadooddarren2116
    @dadooddarren2116 5 лет назад +5

    As a Texan, I have to wholeheartedly agree with you on the foreign countries question lmao

  • @Towoawawabo8
    @Towoawawabo8 5 лет назад +2

    He answered with confidence like they were true @Conan is too fun

  • @stuckonautomatic
    @stuckonautomatic 10 лет назад +21

    Man, Dirk could at least have corrected the butchered German sentence they wrote for him. But then he probably thought of not offending the intern who pulled this off google translate. He's that nice. But good to finally see him in one of the talkshows.

  • @bltpork
    @bltpork 6 лет назад +2

    That crowd reaction for the second best power forward dirk was amazing

  • @mistertrivedi
    @mistertrivedi 9 лет назад +14

    That stab at Tony Romo though...

    • @kobeisthegoat5767
      @kobeisthegoat5767 9 лет назад

      #CowboysSuck👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

  • @holgerjanssen6295
    @holgerjanssen6295 9 лет назад

    How Conan sets his Eyebrows down at 0:40........haha.....gotta love it xD

  • @omarcorrea
    @omarcorrea 10 лет назад +152

    that last pic was hilarious

  • @harikrishnanv5246
    @harikrishnanv5246 4 года назад +1

    0:40 my cat when it looks at me

  • @cyanidegaming7224
    @cyanidegaming7224 7 лет назад +4

    The 7foot schnitzel 😂😂

  • @stefankarcher6396
    @stefankarcher6396 4 года назад +2

    That's TV gold! Love that combination Dirk and Conan

  • @jccusell
    @jccusell 8 лет назад +11

    I'm guessing people from Texas appreciate Dirk Nowitzki

    • @zachattack1965
      @zachattack1965 8 лет назад +7

      so much

    • @hanj31
      @hanj31 6 лет назад

      When you say Dallas Mavericks great he’s the only guy you think of. When you look at other franchises like Lakers and Celtics they have many all time greats .

    • @colby4181
      @colby4181 6 лет назад

      Just a bit

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 4 года назад +1

    This is one of the few times Conan gets to experience someone looking down on him.

  • @halbwurm
    @halbwurm 10 лет назад +13

    lol those nicknames! :-D

  • @TheALyon8
    @TheALyon8 10 лет назад

    Wish I could have seen you in Dallas this week, Conan! Thanks for coming to Dallas and giving us some love! :)

  • @DiegoMartinPintos
    @DiegoMartinPintos 9 лет назад +10

    The greatest German-Texan Eva!!!!

  • @ThatboiiShinJho
    @ThatboiiShinJho 5 лет назад +1

    Dallas gave Dirk a chance, Dirk gave them a Championship and Loyalty

  • @KareezyG
    @KareezyG 10 лет назад +12

    Finally a guy who makes Conan look normal in height.

  • @PatrickPrejusa
    @PatrickPrejusa 3 года назад +1

    whoever wrote conan's german line about collins to north collins, had to be from dfw and Arlington, it was so o point.

  • @BobBobw
    @BobBobw 8 лет назад +168

    German jesus

    • @Finn-wm2no
      @Finn-wm2no 8 лет назад +2

      he cant even pronounce german words corretly

    • @catsexual3412
      @catsexual3412 8 лет назад

      damn, so sassy.

    • @Finn-wm2no
      @Finn-wm2no 8 лет назад

      MrBrenman21
      wtf

    • @leonbremer4216
      @leonbremer4216 7 лет назад +4

      Some dude on the internet He can, that’s just scripted because it’s an scetch

  • @fUjiMaNia
    @fUjiMaNia 10 лет назад +4

    Dr. Phil the largest Dome in Texas ? hahaa

  • @MartinRizoComedy
    @MartinRizoComedy 10 лет назад +49

    I've been to Texas and the number 1 thing I love from Texas is TACO CABANA!!!!

    • @hartnessprintcentral2194
      @hartnessprintcentral2194 10 лет назад +20

      All about that Whataburger man.

    • @TayBee2012
      @TayBee2012 10 лет назад +2

      I'm pretty sure Braum's is also a winner...Dairy Queen...Taco Casa...If you've been to Wichita Falls or Vernon. And then every other place y'all have been in Texas just because of plain Texas Hospitality

    • @MrBrainiac25
      @MrBrainiac25 10 лет назад +9

      Really? I live in San Antonio and I despise Taco Cabana

    • @rajaa43
      @rajaa43 10 лет назад

      Blake Campbell

    • @hananehalil3272
      @hananehalil3272 10 лет назад

      MrBrainiac25

  • @fawazza
    @fawazza 10 лет назад

    2:50 to 4:00 dont they get tired of constantly laughing lol

  • @thomasmuller1090
    @thomasmuller1090 9 лет назад +63

    7 foot Schnitzel pahahahahahahahaha HAMMER :)

  • @PhoenixSunsNZ
    @PhoenixSunsNZ 6 лет назад +2

    Dirk might be the nicest NBA player of all-time. Dude is genuine nice, not fake nice.

  • @JaySuschrist
    @JaySuschrist 10 лет назад +6

    That was ridiculous! Oh, and hilarious. Thanks Conan!

  • @tavish4699
    @tavish4699 4 года назад

    conan speaking german is like a wizard using his most powerfull spell

  • @CT-8024
    @CT-8024 10 лет назад +21

    the only two things i know about Texas are it takes too fucking long to drive through Texas and i hate driving through Texas.

    • @jherlenecargill4081
      @jherlenecargill4081 10 лет назад +2

      Agreed. Lived there for a while and because of that I hate driving! I moved to Chicago where I don't have to drive.

    • @CT-8024
      @CT-8024 10 лет назад

      Jherlene Cargill Staten Island here, you have to take a ferry once in a while but really you dont need a car at all.

    • @paulgeorge6629
      @paulgeorge6629 10 лет назад

      I live in texas and it takes 2 hours from houston to the beach lmao

    • @CT-8024
      @CT-8024 10 лет назад

      ***** I'm from NY, so flat, barren nothingness with no signs of life for miles is kind of daunting.

    • @inkL0sed
      @inkL0sed 10 лет назад

      Jaymzofsteel You must hate it upstate.

  • @strongoria7069
    @strongoria7069 7 лет назад

    "He's a Houston Rocket from the waist up, and an actual rocket from the waist down" 😂😂😂

  • @JamesDavern12
    @JamesDavern12 8 лет назад +11

    this was actually hilarious lmao

  • @elfenbeindie2353
    @elfenbeindie2353 7 лет назад +1

    Damn, im German and im so with Dirk when He Said He has No idea what the Moderator Just Said :D
    Very funny and great Show!

  • @muffinman5741
    @muffinman5741 9 лет назад +85

    That german sentence from Dirk at the end was not grammatically legitimate sentence.

    • @VinylUnboxings
      @VinylUnboxings 9 лет назад +214

      Neither was yours.

    • @CNDvidsCTM
      @CNDvidsCTM 9 лет назад +9

      Rekt rekt rekt

    • @rummsdala
      @rummsdala 9 лет назад +16

      +Jim Knopf It was actually complete rubbish and not even close to a German sentence :D

    • @muffinman5741
      @muffinman5741 9 лет назад +9

      VinylUnboxings 111 likes?? Ok I forgot an "a" there, it's a typo ok! Relax!

    • @kowa7616
      @kowa7616 8 лет назад +6

      Everytime, when someone's trying to speak german in a TV Show, somewhere dies a Sauerkraut

  • @scottgoulet1776
    @scottgoulet1776 9 лет назад +1

    One of my favorite skits ever. Funny as hell.

  • @jupitervolcano
    @jupitervolcano 10 лет назад +10

    Greatest European born NBA player ever!

  • @seansmith3147
    @seansmith3147 2 года назад

    The Majestic!! Such an amazing and historic theater!

  • @whatster8753
    @whatster8753 5 лет назад +3

    I wish I could meet Conan before I die.

  • @illphil6627
    @illphil6627 6 лет назад +1

    I see Dirk I smile and reminisce about 2011 🙌🏾

  • @quincyokafor6528
    @quincyokafor6528 10 лет назад +7

    I know it texas but I I'm low key getting annoyed how Dallas is getting referred to as the cowboy hick Capitol of the world. Yes it's rich in that culture but Dallas is one of the most modern cities on America, just no gives us enough love or attention to realize how fast were growing. Give or take in the next ten years Dallas will be the place people will be flocking to come to

  • @mrpankau
    @mrpankau 10 лет назад +3

    James Harden, whose beard is wearing a Texas Rangers Jersey! lol

  • @benediktwestphal6940
    @benediktwestphal6940 8 лет назад +4

    4:17 Google-Übersetzer did a daamn good job here

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 8 лет назад +1

      yeah, I don't even think that sentence had a verb ...

  • @slowpeelz
    @slowpeelz 7 лет назад +1

    Conan really has the best writers out of all the talk shows

  • @music_by_carlos
    @music_by_carlos 9 лет назад +5

    i mean ima spurs guy. but u gotta love dirk

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV 8 месяцев назад

    Conan’s German sounded with a little bit of Italian acent. That's what hanging out in Italy with Jordan Schlansky gives you.

  • @ChillinLikeAVillainn
    @ChillinLikeAVillainn 10 лет назад +20

    my nigga conan

  • @TheLilpuertorican123
    @TheLilpuertorican123 10 лет назад

    Amazing video loved it

  • @JeffII789
    @JeffII789 3 года назад +2

    Gotta love Dirk! Loyal to the Mavs his whole career and got a chip for it!

  • @evanrangel8388
    @evanrangel8388 9 лет назад +75

    They ignored the fuck out of the Houston Texans.. Lets face it, they are forgettable.

    • @ernststavroblofeld1961
      @ernststavroblofeld1961 9 лет назад +7

      +Hanks Minerals -- Houston is not in Texas. It is in Nasa.

    • @evanrangel8388
      @evanrangel8388 9 лет назад

      Ernst Stavro Blofeld I see what you did there..

    • @MeeftheBeep
      @MeeftheBeep 9 лет назад +14

      Shut your lame ass up H-Town shits on Dallas all day everyday.

    • @eduardobalderas5124
      @eduardobalderas5124 9 лет назад +1

      and they forgot The Houston Astros

    • @kershawvalentine
      @kershawvalentine 9 лет назад +1

      +Syed Ahmed Houston?lmao Houston? that humid sweaty sewer hole beats Dallas? lmao sure it does Akmed

  • @Anabellaes1
    @Anabellaes1 10 лет назад +1

    TX loves you, Dirk!!! 💕🏀👍

  • @nashtydirkstynobli
    @nashtydirkstynobli 10 лет назад +3

    Dirk is my favourite human being

  • @romancandle416
    @romancandle416 2 года назад +1

    "I don't know what you just said..."

  • @AquaPrison
    @AquaPrison 10 лет назад +4

    It's such a shame for non-US citizens to not be able to see most of the clips of the Conan show, or even a whole episode, either on RUclips or on the website...I'm sure I'm missing alot of great stuff from the show. :(

    • @siemensohm
      @siemensohm 10 лет назад +1

      there is a way. google for project free tv. but usually it takes a few days till someone uploads the files. you will find there the common streaming pages like putlocker, movshare or whatever

    • @sonnimotton
      @sonnimotton 10 лет назад

      siemensohm GG dude.

    • @AquaPrison
      @AquaPrison 10 лет назад

      siemensohm Thanks! I checked it out and there's plenty of episodes available. Some players are buggy and the ads are annoying, but better than nothing! :)

    • @siemensohm
      @siemensohm 10 лет назад

      Melmis
      use an adblock, for example "adblock edge" in case you are using the firefox browser.

    • @AquaPrison
      @AquaPrison 10 лет назад

      Yeah I have it on Chrome, but sometimes they still show up. :/
      Another option I found, if you have an Android phone, I recommend the app 'TV Portal' available on SlideMe Market (Google removed it from Play Store). There's plenty of TV shows and movies available you can watch on your phone, even some episodes of Conan :) Plus, I recommend the player MX Player to view them. SlideMe apps don't seem to be available for iOS.