How Do Fighter Pilot Use the Bathroom When Flying?
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F-35 fighter pilot, previously flew the F-16, including 82 combat missions. In 2016 selected as the Top Instructor Pilot of the Year for Shaw AFB. Mission commander and the only fighter pilot to fly two different types of jets into combat on the same day.
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i just woke up and went on youtube to watch a man pissing inside the cockpit of a fighter jet
Wdym by “cockpit” 🤨
@@Nut883 Bruh.
It happens a lot more often then u think. I had a pilot once spill his piss bag in an F-16. He was kind enough to insist on cleaning it himself. There’s even spring loaded drains on the outside of the jet that you can push in to drain if the pilot actually pisses on the floor of the cockpit
@@ziadajam5433 this is what real American engineering looks like. Piss holes in multi million dollar fighter jets. 🇺🇸🗽🎆
@@Nut883 do u have any sense at all
He’s pissing in 360 degrees 💀
Literally
🤣 imagine his new toy, his colostomy bag smacks the roof of the canopy on the roll and just covers them in piss and when I say them I mean the navigator/weapons officer. Mid air, definitely not landing soon thinking its funny as he announces it just to suddenly hear the outburst from the both of them on "OH FUXSSSKKKKKKRRRTTTT...KKKUURRRTTT..KA..KAAARRTT......YOU FUXNSSSSKKKAAAAATT..ZZZEEEWWWOOOKKKKKAAT....all the tower makes out are the curse words and the word canopy...and this would come to the day that the "CANO-PEE" Came into existence as they would then ditch the term bird basher...still awaiting in high anticipation of someones sheyte to break loose in the cabin..as it stands i got ny minet on sheyte stix when it wraps around the controls. 2 men 1 f35 is an absolutely masterpiece of german scat Korn..which is why and how the famous redbaron of our time SCAT-MAN would earn his wings..his brown wings..shyete stix...SCAT-MAN......THE GHOST OF POOP-KIEV..You do not want to cross paths with him..his arsenal and percision just absolutely deopping loads is legendary...just sayn
And without scope!
they don’t call it a cockpit for nothing
epic
Omg lol😂
In Swedish pitt means cock so in Swedish it’s cockcock
😂
😂
In flight school we were shown a video of someone accidentally “catching their zipper” mid flight, dude was screaming like a banshee telling the other dude to take the flight controls
Something about Mary? lol
From that day forward, his callsign was “Zipper”
My left ear loved this video
its working on both for me
The Broken earbud: 🗿
Yea, during the narrator its left side only.
@@MRWattsonclipsbroken ear blud 🗿
my right ear is lonely
On F-16s they use "piddle packs". Pretty much a little bag with a sponge in it. In Saudi after a 8 hour mission, they would chuck these on the line while getting out and guys not watching their steps would step on then, busting that bag all over their boots and pants lol
You think this is silly until you find out how many pilots have died trying to pee on the sky
I need one of these for my car on the autobahn 😂 🚘
They make them for race cars and such look up condom catheter
@@SnorryHobo Nice 😊
@@jkrachthielsberg1207 You can always wear your Pampers diapers and go pee pee while driving 🙂🥰
YO
@@sonicjet7759
Wy dont you dril a hole on your seat ? And paint that autobahn
Imagine pissing while dogfighting
It’s like pissing while swimming in a lake. You move around and jump all while letting it come out.
That's great and all, but what about #2?
I thought he just pulled the AIR BRAKES and stepped out on a cloud ☁️ 😳 🤔 🤣🤣🤣
Well now I learned I couldn’t be a fighter pilot cause I could entirely fill up that bag 😂 I piss like twice the normal amount
Yo, that sounds pretty worrying. Have you consulted a doctor about it?
I'm sorry, a human interface system? I would also question the pump but I gotta start there for sure
"Is it raining? The sky is clear though"
And what if u need to take a number 2 ☠️
you dont
So to prevent they have a dietary plan. Mind u they already have to he in shape to fly these but wrst case u shitting ir self
Hold it or evacuate before launch time
poop your pants.
You're doomed 💀
"Fox 4" 💀
"So,that's why it is called cockpit".
Stolen joke
@@SierraCAP I'm just a human, after all.
Him: COVER ME IM POOPING
This is simply amazing!
Now we’re talking! 🎉
Would this be considered the fastest velocity piss ever
I always figured they just hold it 😅
What if you gotta do a number 2
Yes it's called whiz n roll as altrnate reference. l'm high n dry whenever I fly. Thank you flowmaster.
I always wondered why my right ears was left out from this video
imagine being in one of these and then you have to pee and then
*i t s c a l l e d a t a c t i c a l w e e*
❤ awesome 😃
I love how you call it the human interface system 😂😂
Nice ❤
Spectators:- Look he is doing a barrel roll🤩
Pilot:- Ahh better now😇
Working about2g
I imagine going “number two” is a bit less possible! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙋♀️🕊
Nothings impossible 😂
‘Human Interface!’ 😅
amen amen❤️
I have a question can you be a pilot and an engineer in the Air Force?
Water
I wonder if we can fly 'em here in the states
Follow for part two: how to 💩 in the sky
I've always wanted to take a leak in a fighter jet ever since I was a little boy. I will write my name in the sky. I want my fighter jet now!
Immagine launching shaizer to the emey's cockpit
Interesting
how about doing #2?
Wow
💡
Our pilots (F15E) have piddle packs. Clear bags they pee into and tie. Sometimes they forget to take them and im so glad im not a crew chief because im not taking your piss bag out of the cockpit lol.
Why are they clear?
I can’t wait to be a pilot
Yup, that's how you take a piss, pinching a loaf is another matter
some of the acrobatic stunts they take they need to have something to relieve themselves.
Combating operating announcement on jai hind⚔️⚔️⚓
What about dropping a Chalupa?
Far better than the old piss tube that the A-7E’s had.
Human interface is a Texas catheter
What about number 2?
I got questions how would a woman go idk really hows its put on if its like a funnel or a jockstrap kinda thing and secondly how could u fit a #2 in this
What about water ?
The world wants to know, what’s the 9G flow like?! 10 gpm?
Dude, i didnt decides to be a pilot just for that problem of the pee, but now that you tell me this, i want to be a pilot again XD
The word cockpit was planed decades before this invention(they knew the future)
👍
So they are giving us goldshower every day
Does the same system work for female pilots as well?
Okay
I would be terrified the equipment would fail and some poor maintainer would be wiping piss off all the control surfaces. 😆
Why does my little brother get all the love
wasnt that an aileron roll?
Must feel weird AF to pee in a plane like that
Why a barrel roll is needed?
What about #2?
I thought they would have a diaper, take immodium or something like a Texas catheter, but I guess u need a bit of vacuum for that to work.
I just thought they held it or pissed themselves and some new enlisted guy had to clean it.
So that's why it was raining Yellow after the F-14 flew over.
The almighty Panther!!
F-35 Zap ⚡️ Me Please. Need to start patching a homemade flight jacket for fun! Would appreciate it!
What about drinking water? Where do they keep that?
Oh yeah it is working 🤣
Imagine a it messed up and you got piss all over the cockpit
Number 2💀
Good thing they don’t have to rely on an empty Mountain Dew bottle. There’s no way to open the window to throw it out.
Just kidding.
Why are you only speaking into my left airpod bro
I guess I just assumed… they didn’t
That's what I was wondering too how do they take a bathroom if there up in the air.😅 but what happens if you need to take a shit 😮 do you just random land some where in the desert and take a shit.🤔
👀what a landing
Is it for both men and women ?!
Who has to empty the bag? What about #2?
If you've been to an eastern european school you won't have to worry about either
MX probably 😂 as for number 2 you’re just shit out of luck
1-the maintainers probably
2-“OH GOD I JUST SHIT MYSEELLFF, INSIDE THE COCKPIT, WHILE PULLING 2 Gs”
-Dos Gringos
What happens if you need to pop out a "potato"? 😮
Maising
Human Interface System
What about number 2? 😆 😅
any good cockpit needs a good cockbag to go with it 🤷♂️
So thats why the f22 cockpit is orange🤔🤔😐
The developers should be showered with gold. 👻
what I'd goes number 2
A pump 🤨
They often miss and piss on the seat..
"Human interface system"
Spash one. I just pissed myself
It's my sister dream 😘💕
Human interface system 😂