I made the perfect anime wife (out of clay)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @420roachdoggjr
    @420roachdoggjr 2 года назад +4383

    I still can't get over how the first thing he thinks of adding is a tramp stamp to his anime waifu bong.

    • @BlackKanye
      @BlackKanye 2 года назад +194

      How the fuck did I miss this? I laughed so hard it triggered my asthma oh my god.

    • @EmiiLin1
      @EmiiLin1 2 года назад +139

      Gotta put succubus's tattoo on that Jar

    • @lizando1326
      @lizando1326 2 года назад +110

      @@EmiiLin1 you mean a womb tattoo?

    • @EmiiLin1
      @EmiiLin1 2 года назад +17

      @@lizando1326 yes.

    • @thenumbernine9445
      @thenumbernine9445 2 года назад +7

      Morbing?

  • @mortalsno4086
    @mortalsno4086 2 года назад +4367

    "They will tear me to shreds" fucking KILLED me

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 года назад +407

      He knew the consequences, yet he went for it. Gotta admire the dedication.

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 2 года назад +236

      Dude wrote his own epitaph

    • @RootOnion
      @RootOnion 2 года назад +259

      “you can’t do this to me”

    • @cairox08
      @cairox08 2 года назад +1

      Well being torn to shreds usually kills u ..

    • @ayowhatthefunk4809
      @ayowhatthefunk4809 2 года назад +93

      Like watching a sacrifice ritual and the victim is pleading for mercy.

  • @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina
    @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina 2 года назад +2836

    "they will tear me to shreads" - carto40
    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thank you carto, you absolute hero.

  • @selectionn
    @selectionn 2 года назад +5570

    Somewhere out there, carto40 is edging to Milky, his perfect vase-ified anime wife. Godspeed carto40, wherever you are.

    • @theguywiththeoldds3896
      @theguywiththeoldds3896 2 года назад +321

      Why have you cursed me with this image

    • @Zizpy
      @Zizpy 2 года назад +115

      That image now cannot leave my head.

    • @Gentleman534
      @Gentleman534 2 года назад +91

      From the top or bottom?

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 2 года назад +583

      I have found light where there was only darkness. Milky taught me to love again.
      She saved me.

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 2 года назад +71

      @@spitbroth pretty sure he was trying to get char to make it an ahegao face

  • @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot
    @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot 2 года назад +1575

    Carto40 was at first branded as a fool, but he stood his ground because he had a dream! He has fought for what HE believes in, not because he was told to but from his own free will! He was rebranded as a hero! A visionary!

    • @thadudeman5375
      @thadudeman5375 2 года назад +22

      Amen.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 2 года назад +17

      But mostly he is like that guy that quietly insulting the teacher and somehow the teacher hears him and puts him on display.

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 2 года назад +1545

    Milky straight up looks like a piece of transformation art.

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 2 года назад +3570

    Guys I was down bad *Ironically* 😇

    • @quinnmccauley4232
      @quinnmccauley4232 2 года назад +209

      Yeah sure kid

    • @masterhound5093
      @masterhound5093 2 года назад +383

      The legend themselfs.... caught on 1080p

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 года назад +102

      sure thing man
      you're not alone here, i actually love how well Charborg made that vase waifu, i hope vase waifus become a legit thing

    • @MrSmilingDeath
      @MrSmilingDeath Год назад +125

      It went from ridicule to giving the man his fix and immortalizing him.

    • @Delta_2209
      @Delta_2209 Год назад +31

      Why do you only have 50 likes? You *are* the guy

  • @crabcrabhathat
    @crabcrabhathat 2 года назад +811

    whoever proposed this as dlc is a genius, genuinely funny to mess with and an easy sell for streamers

  • @spencehead87
    @spencehead87 2 года назад +789

    I can’t wait for an artist to create a poster for the Charborg Extended Universe! With all the characters like Eddy Gwarpo, The Solver Squad, the Cabbage Army, etc., and now Milky in one epic looking group photo of a poster

    • @tripodranger7873
      @tripodranger7873 2 года назад +49

      Two Milkys. It was also the name of his wolf in wolf quest.

    • @StrawRaccoon
      @StrawRaccoon 2 года назад +9

      @Jugger Naughty and the baby clown

    • @augustus1318
      @augustus1318 2 года назад +7

      Crime baby

    • @spencehead87
      @spencehead87 2 года назад +3

      @@augustus1318 Shaun Gang

    • @augustus1318
      @augustus1318 2 года назад

      @@spencehead87 clyde the bounty hunter

  • @dan_loeb
    @dan_loeb 2 года назад +1081

    carto40 absolutely annihilated despite begging for forgiveness. my god that was savage.

    • @connorperrett9559
      @connorperrett9559 2 года назад +127

      Charborg helped him embrace who he is by throwing him into the fire, where men are tested.

    • @thetimeprofessional4983
      @thetimeprofessional4983 2 года назад +11

      @@connorperrett9559 FIRE but not in hell......

    • @SmilesEdgeworth
      @SmilesEdgeworth 2 года назад +30

      @@connorperrett9559 He was fired, just like his waifu.

  • @fawkespryde9183
    @fawkespryde9183 2 года назад +646

    I respect carto, they're a person that knows what they want in life... and they aren't afraid to ask to it.

    • @theglitchcounter264
      @theglitchcounter264 2 года назад +42

      Even if the world is afraid to answer.

    • @紫の羊-c3g
      @紫の羊-c3g 2 года назад +26

      He is truly a visionary

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 2 года назад

      I respect it. Somewhere out there, they're getting high as fuck with their anime bong wife.

    • @yourbiggestfan395
      @yourbiggestfan395 Год назад +12

      @@theglitchcounter264 cowards. All of them.

  • @francegamer
    @francegamer 2 года назад +240

    Thousands of years ago people made pottery for the express purpose of bustin to it. This is just a return using modern technology to that age of bustin.

    • @sayosweeti5757
      @sayosweeti5757 4 месяца назад +1

      IM ACTUALLY SHAKING. BRO I CANT

    • @francegamer
      @francegamer 4 месяца назад +3

      @@sayosweeti5757 A common symptom of getting too deep into the pottery work.

  • @snailsarecool
    @snailsarecool 2 года назад +725

    I go on /d/ a lot and I can 100% confirm that anime girls getting turned into vases is in fact a fetish some people have

    • @sanriosyndrome
      @sanriosyndrome 2 года назад +88

      why are you on 4chan to begin with

    • @journeytorainbownights
      @journeytorainbownights 2 года назад +159

      @@sanriosyndrome why not

    • @catomax26jeev
      @catomax26jeev 2 года назад +160

      i mean, there's boxification and flattening, of course there's gonna be "vasening"

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 года назад +61

      i think its time to go outside bud.

    • @snailsarecool
      @snailsarecool 2 года назад +83

      @@sanriosyndrome because I also have a wacky fetish and /d/ is the best place for that. Mind you it's not vase transformation

  • @monkii4983
    @monkii4983 2 года назад +459

    i love the way you interact with chat. theyre like a cohost here. great vid charby

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 2 года назад +8

      I love how united the chat can be

  • @crisperstorm
    @crisperstorm 2 года назад +204

    The text appearing in the corner is one of the greatest additions ever it's so funny

  • @HansHammertime
    @HansHammertime Год назад +58

    Making the eyes look up was a stroke of genius on Carto’s part

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 2 года назад +87

    4:26 “No No! you can’t do this to me. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!” -Norman Osborn

  • @100Darkspine
    @100Darkspine Год назад +54

    I was thinking that Char's dream girl was build like a One Piece character, and SCREAMED laughing when Chat told him to name her "Nami"

  • @big_neek
    @big_neek 2 года назад +172

    Oh, now I know what he means by wanting to eat clay.

  • @bobross4576
    @bobross4576 2 года назад +54

    the first vase is just an anime girl version of pot of greed, can't fool me

  • @thegingerchannel5879
    @thegingerchannel5879 2 года назад +186

    carto40 is unstoppable we are all doomed

  • @Gramer05
    @Gramer05 2 года назад +265

    Guys don't believe his words charbog hasn't moved on to pottery, he's still a massive furry

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 2 года назад +23

      He's just broadening his horizons, is all.

  • @johnk9727
    @johnk9727 2 года назад +77

    seeing chrbrg post just made my day

  • @jackofastora8962
    @jackofastora8962 2 года назад +37

    4:21 “Wait wait wait wait! WAIT WAIT WAIT PLEASE!”

  • @vanitasdtsseriednich9171
    @vanitasdtsseriednich9171 2 года назад +217

    I never grabbed for my headphones quicker 🤣 No one can know I watched this, especially not completely through.

    • @sagetheassassin3192
      @sagetheassassin3192 2 года назад +10

      Now I know

    • @vanitasdtsseriednich9171
      @vanitasdtsseriednich9171 2 года назад +11

      @@sagetheassassin3192 No… No!… NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @StaceyIsles
      @StaceyIsles 2 года назад +1

      I put this on blast at work 👀

    • @vanitasdtsseriednich9171
      @vanitasdtsseriednich9171 2 года назад +1

      @@StaceyIsles *Pulls out a bible despite being atheist and closes my eyes* Evil is in their hearts. Oh lord give onto them according to their works and the wickedness of their inventions. According to the works of their hands render onto then their reward. Thou shalt destroy them and shan’t not build them up. Blessed be the Lord.

    • @videoms1271
      @videoms1271 Год назад +1

      @@vanitasdtsseriednich9171 you'd need more firepower, get an exorcist, raqi and a rabbi

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 2 года назад +104

    The perfect woman doesn't exi-...

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 года назад +43

    Nothing makes me sadder than seeing the end of a charborg video come closer and closer

  • @monkeDluffe
    @monkeDluffe Год назад +18

    10:52 I can't BELIEVE he said "I'm going to make my dream anime babe" then made Nami One Piece

  • @isappycracks
    @isappycracks 2 года назад +46

    5:16 pass
    8:36 sma pass
    10:39 pass its not the maid minion
    12:16 smash
    13:41 smash

    • @resoldbaby7687
      @resoldbaby7687 2 года назад +7

      ITS NOT THE MAID MINION 😂 😂😂

    • @naputasi7218
      @naputasi7218 3 месяца назад

      Bro even time stamped it. Hell naw. 😂

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 2 года назад +49

    I love how Milky is just a bong lmao

  • @ojuelegba1
    @ojuelegba1 2 года назад +32

    No way he made Nami without knowing who Nami is

  • @killallpikles3243
    @killallpikles3243 2 года назад +55

    his dream anime girls is literally just nami

    • @killallpikles3243
      @killallpikles3243 2 года назад +15

      after i posted this chat told him to name it nami i feel so pointless

    • @notabirdboy
      @notabirdboy 7 месяцев назад +2

      We are hivemind

  • @MrSimpleton
    @MrSimpleton 2 года назад +14

    Milky's been in my head ever since...

  • @Kai-nr6zb
    @Kai-nr6zb 2 года назад +25

    Pot of greed looking a bit different
    Guess this is without the localization censorship

  • @ghostspark8053
    @ghostspark8053 2 года назад +7

    "I'm a man with a vision damnit"
    -Milky Lover 2022

  • @UnluckyDarkZodiac
    @UnluckyDarkZodiac 2 года назад +80

    Oh wow, this is just reminded me of my first attempt at sculpting a small bust of a cat boy when i was younger. I actually have it with me as I'm typing this!

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 2 года назад +9

    5:35 Savages used to put things in jars.
    Now. Now the enlightened look at the jars themselves.

  • @Music7Ada
    @Music7Ada Год назад +4

    5:05
    You've heard of pot of greed now get ready for pot of lust

  •  Год назад +6

    not even a minute in AND HE'S GIVING THE VASE A TRAMP STAMP

  • @Deas-Mhumhna
    @Deas-Mhumhna Год назад +12

    I love how he doesn't rip into his chat but instead, makes their milky girl dreams come true.🤣

  • @j.l1684
    @j.l1684 Год назад +11

    i never saw someone laughing so much while making clay pottery

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 2 года назад +16

    I'm actually scared at how good Charborg is at this.

  • @DarkKnightDueler
    @DarkKnightDueler 2 года назад +147

    It's scary and awful how good he is at making these vases it's a great video but charborg is walking down a dark path.
    Edit: 14:12 Awful god awful I hate this.

  • @Irongaze86
    @Irongaze86 4 месяца назад +2

    4:21 the last things bro said are the perfect cherry on top of everything else.

  • @Cloudling1
    @Cloudling1 Год назад +8

    5:18 me looking up at the UFO that turned me into a alien pottery

  • @idkfvv
    @idkfvv 11 месяцев назад +4

    "You can't do this to me, they will tear me to shreads"
    -carto40

  • @slimybob7613
    @slimybob7613 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is definetly me when I learn the dark art of Hommunculus creation.

  • @dotterel4530
    @dotterel4530 2 года назад +56

    5:03 i love how charborg always has his cat on standby to spank it. gets me every time

  • @speedentron
    @speedentron 2 года назад +12

    Imagine actually going to a museum and seeing... this.

  • @lancestryker
    @lancestryker 2 года назад +4

    6 minutes in and I am impressed. I played this game to reach virtual fame and glory, even tutoring those who are fans of the world of pottery, and here you are making anime pot girls. Bravo. Subscribing.

  • @emred4653
    @emred4653 9 месяцев назад +3

    a game like this having anime dlc is so creative and funny

  • @theycallmeJacko
    @theycallmeJacko 2 года назад +7

    they did my homie carto40 dirty, man...

  • @ErickGameplaysN64
    @ErickGameplaysN64 Год назад +3

    She's Green, just like the best waifu ever written: Mona from Shovel Knight

  • @oliguy9886
    @oliguy9886 2 года назад +17

    I watch charborg for the plot

  • @PurelyHyperbolic
    @PurelyHyperbolic 2 года назад +3

    10:44 when your coworkers are questioning which of the horses they should slaughter for meat but you remember the time you gave the Donkey a name.

  • @bloczex9470
    @bloczex9470 Год назад +3

    that virtual women never gonna get you happines
    -masteroogway

  • @adaptable1553
    @adaptable1553 2 года назад +8

    You know when sometimes someone in the video is in the comments going "Hey, [Person From Video] here, I still support my anime Milky vase decision." I was so hoping that would have happened here.
    Carto40, if you ever do do this, Thank you.

  • @greatbingus
    @greatbingus 2 года назад +15

    this must have been what ancient greeks felt like making all their vases depicting various activities, weirdly enjoyable

  • @rileykim13
    @rileykim13 2 года назад +9

    Posting this was a mistake charborg

  • @321findus
    @321findus 2 года назад +3

    Ahegao bong
    Ahegao bong
    Ahegao bong
    1997 Chevrolet Silverado

  • @progamerisa9956
    @progamerisa9956 2 года назад +12

    is NOBODY gonna talk about this monstrosity??? 11:00

  • @brittanyrainbow1976
    @brittanyrainbow1976 11 месяцев назад +2

    Its been a year since this video and I honestly cant believe that there's not a trend yet of anime waifu looking up bongs yet

  • @resoldbaby7687
    @resoldbaby7687 2 года назад +4

    11:30 💀 that vase is actually attractive-

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ 2 года назад +11

    "another fetish game" 💀

  • @Munsu64
    @Munsu64 2 года назад +18

    Charborg's laugh makes my day

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma 2 года назад

      reminds me of broteampill

  • @nostromza3433
    @nostromza3433 2 года назад +11

    Careful Charborg your going to give people vase and pottery fetishes

  • @robioxen520
    @robioxen520 2 года назад +6

    You have made me laugh so hard that I split my chair in half with my hand, thanks for making my day and breaking my hand

  • @zilaxd1094
    @zilaxd1094 2 года назад +9

    damn charborg's dream girl looks like a god damn rimworld character what yhe hell

  • @rom-ps2uo
    @rom-ps2uo 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love when my pupilies are looking upward

  • @Disease1346
    @Disease1346 Год назад +2

    Carto40 down astronomically bad for a vase 💀💀💀

  • @elctrcblnket
    @elctrcblnket 2 года назад +7

    9:13 clay pot dating sim

  • @ashyvlogs1132
    @ashyvlogs1132 2 года назад +2

    I've been really down, this boosted my mood right back up. Thank you charborg 😊

  • @Chillco600
    @Chillco600 2 года назад +2

    when the game showed a whole ass museum montage with camera flashes and everything, with an anime ahegao clay vase and a golden nameplate saying "milky" i lost it

  • @Squifigly
    @Squifigly Год назад +3

    Can’t believe he made female Larry the cucumber from veggie tales

  • @HullsColby
    @HullsColby 2 года назад +11

    Rule 34 artists after this video: 💦💦

  • @Tavvowo
    @Tavvowo 2 года назад +11

    i cant believe he accidentally made nami

  • @OlivesRCew1
    @OlivesRCew1 2 года назад +3

    I love how everyone thought it looked like nami but chrbrg

  • @SecuR0M
    @SecuR0M 2 года назад +3

    carto40 has a powerful and awesome aura

  • @kiraalira
    @kiraalira 8 месяцев назад +1

    Charborg just nonchalantly giving a bong a trampstamp cant xdddddd

  • @CaptainLester
    @CaptainLester 2 года назад +3

    The Nami vase before it was named I was like "That looks like Nami" then the poll came up and I lost it. Glad everyone during the stream saw the samething.

  • @ShinMegamiToast
    @ShinMegamiToast 2 года назад +3

    Can we appreciate that he deadass just made the evil bong

  • @newtybot
    @newtybot 2 года назад +3

    Carto40 will be immortalized

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 2 года назад +3

    9:08 "What are you doing oniichan uwu"

  • @sethboyle90
    @sethboyle90 2 года назад +3

    Carto40 in chat was down bad XD

  • @loopholesloopy
    @loopholesloopy 10 месяцев назад +1

    there's a weird charm to these goofy ass vases

  • @r_r_a_m6916
    @r_r_a_m6916 2 года назад +5

    Man I really LOL’d hard on this one
    Keep it up!
    One gripe is I would’ve named the first pretty woman Emily.

  • @radorezz7627
    @radorezz7627 2 года назад +4

    Honestly the 3rd anime girl look like Nami with Luffy's straw hat on

  • @Dylan-nk8pn
    @Dylan-nk8pn 2 года назад +8

    He made Nami by accident bruh

  • @lekatte
    @lekatte 2 года назад +3

    The most important thing I saw, was the beer.

  • @redbuck1385
    @redbuck1385 9 месяцев назад

    Human nature is such that every so often someone invents Pygmalion and Galatea again.

  • @Velrithia
    @Velrithia 2 года назад +1

    bruh i was eating and when that tourist took that first photo I choked so hard on my food, god it hurt so bad

  • @quarry1496
    @quarry1496 2 года назад +5

    12:03 HOW DID I KNOW BRO

  • @IzzyIsntReal
    @IzzyIsntReal 8 месяцев назад

    Its crazy that putting anime faces on clay pots is genuinely the intended game design.

  • @zeallust8542
    @zeallust8542 Год назад +3

    This video feels like it shouldve been 3x as long.

  • @sylviebird
    @sylviebird 2 года назад +1

    I literally have tears in my eyes watching this. If I told my younger self that I would be in tears watching someone freak out over a vase named Milky I think I would die right there.

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 6 месяцев назад +1

    *"i 'v e f o u n d t h e g o o d m o u t h s"*

  • @cora575
    @cora575 Год назад +1

    i love the chat for naming her nami, my people

  • @Rusue
    @Rusue 2 года назад +2

    carto40 out here goin crazy over a vase

  • @Carbon8tion
    @Carbon8tion 2 года назад +1

    I've been on 4chan alternative adult boards enough times to know exactly why this dlc exists

  • @dorkish5623
    @dorkish5623 2 года назад +7

    12:01 glad I wasn't the only one thinking "this looks like a One Piece character" here lmao