WHAT TIME CAN ALCOHOL START BEING SOLD WHERE YOU LIVE? LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS! #liquorstore #keepitwet #hangover #morningafter #laws #opening #shakes
You'd be surprised. My liquor store opens for full service at 8am, and they still have the usual suspects beating the doors down around 7:15 sometimes.
They know, but its the waiting that they just cant take, and they i guess just hope it will be different that day somehow or something. They also though pretty much loose time, and forget things. Heck i drink way too much, and in some mornings because in my country its 9am i go for my morning fix at 8am just to even get some beer or something, and then im like oh my bad at the register so i guess im getting there
Nah when I was an alcoholic I was also a procrastinator .. which means I've had some close calls at the end of the day ... 9 pm. 💀 Hate dumb liquor laws
Working liquor stores is a crazy double-edged sword. You get to meet people and hear some awesome stories, but you also see a lot of people at their lowest moments every single day trying to numb and soothe their pain. And it's essentially your job to be their enabler.
If you don’t give it to him and sell it to him, I mean they could be like me when you wanna get fucked up better enough you’ll literally start doing it to getaways if you can’t afford it or get it any other way which to getaways or extremely dangerous ways to get high or drunk
Literally a legal drug dealer alcohol is similar to Xanax in strength and effect. A central nervous system depressant that also dumps dopamine and serotonin like cocaine. Also like xanax it's one of the only drugs with potentially lethal withdrawals. Drinking is lovely but the double standard is so annoying and illogical just because people can be sheepish about norms.
I work at a Liqour store and it’s horrible the people are rude and get mad when you don’t know what’s good for them when they ask for recommendations especially in Oakland California it’s just horrible with the prices and everything
You're not enabling them. They are enabling themselves. You're simply making a sale. No different than anything else where you serve the public. Are ER nurses enablers of people doing crazy stuff who end up coming in after getting hurt? He's just making a sale and trying to make some money.
In my mid 20s I had a couple years where I struggled with alcoholism... I hated sunday's. I remember one Sunday morning I woke up hungover & started having an anxiety attack because I couldn't buy alcohol til 1pm. I'm now 28 & have been sober for over a year, thank god for sobriety.
Man this is so sad but so true. In my deepest darkest days I would get to the liquor store 3-5min before they open, I would be the first one in the door and shakily trying to get my debit card into the machine but doing my best to be polite and appreciative of the workers. Thank god I went to rehab. Love yourself. You are worth fixing. Life is much better than this.
6 months sober for me this time. I never say never anymore though. I've quit for longer in the past and went back. Just day by day small improvements along the way.
@@1Jason Ya, you really can't say never, no matter how much you mean it at the time. Your best chance is to learn something each time you fail. The Neve say never is one such lesson. Best of luck.
Def don't miss those days. I'll be 10 months sober this month. I died from DTs at the end of 2022 and had to be put in a coma for 7 days. The hallucinations from DTs were insane and terrifying, but were 100% real in my eyes. I'm alive today because the drs didn't give up on me, even when they were almost positive that I wasn't going to make it. I'm so thankful. I did drink shortly after being out of the hospital, but kicked myself in the ass and asked my dr for medication to help with the urges. Once the urges went away, I stopped taking that med, and I've been done with boose since. I got a second chance at life, and I didn't want to go down that same shitty, depressing road again.
@@MuchachoSauce No. He gave me Naltrexone. You can still drink on it, unlike antabuse, but you don't get the 'high' from drinking. Once you're brain realizes you aren't getting that high, then the urges slowly go away. I've been drinking since I was 14. I have tried to stop drinking so many times in my life (on my own). I never thought it was going to happen, but thanks to my Dr, here I am! And never been happier! ☺
Is this like waking up in strange places type alcoholic? I'm more of I'm slowly killing my liver over time type alcoholic but I know my limits when drinking
Ive been a bartender for 20 years in Florida. You haven't seen real suffering until you see the 10 am crowd on any given weekday. Ive heard so many crazy stories but one of the worst was this award winning music producer who helped with tons of great musicians albums who cant stop drinking. He lived the greatest life and is now unemployed, living in a cheap apartment and drinking everything all day. Its sad to watch knowing youre a full on enabler.
One and a half years sober! Remember being this guy. See in this scenario you're mad you can't liquor as soon as the store opens, thats because you actually only got $9 and two dollars in coins so if you have to buy a malt liqour right now you can only buy a single pint later. Which you're going to have to buy that tall boy because you feel like youre dying. So this whole day is going to suck balls. You're going to drink that tall boy and not be drunk and only a little better feeling, then you're going to down that pint and fall asleep by 5pm and wake up at 7pm sober. You're able to scrounge up a dollar to buy a shooter, so you walk to the liqour store a third time for the day.(Because you havent had a car in years and have two duis) That shooter eases you a bit but you aren't looking foward to the rest of the night. You feel decent for an hour or two and progressivley get crappier. You get mad that you didn't ration out that pint for the rest of the night(that was never going to happen even though thats exactly what you planned, unfortunately you're an alcoholic) you fall asleep at 2am and wake back up at about 5am and spend the morning looking through your room for more change and possibly a shooter you knocked off the back of your nightstand. You find that you have $2 on your old bank account you haven't used in years. You wait for the liqour store to open to buy two more shooters. After about three days of hell you sober up enough to try and get a new job, you get it after a week. You get that first paycheck and celebrate with just a couple beers(because you've sworn off liqour) three weeks later you're back on the liqour and are starting to call out of work because you're drunk as hell even after a full night of sleep. You spend the days you call out getting drunk. You eventually lose the job. And the cycle goes on. This time you're to far behind in rent and become homeless though. Further sinking you down into the deep dark abyss. Edit: I forgot the part that you regret giving your friend $5 of the original $16 you had, but you're actually a pretty nice person. You're just grumpy as hell because lack of sleep and the constant withdrawal and come off as an asshole.
I used to be like that. Getting dry pretty damn near killed me, but I still think it was worth it. I still drink occasionally, but now I have rules for myself. I ain't gonna step in that trap again. It really is like stepping in a trap; by the time you realize it's got ya, it's already too late.
Same here. I've been down that road, and I know just how far it goes. So I'm sticking to a much smaller amount of cheap wine. No depression, and no imaginary faces outside my window. 🥶
Thank God I was getting black out drunk at 15 and 16 yeah it was horrible for me but now I'm 20 and haven't touched anything alcoholic since I was 17 lol I didn't hate it or anything but I just don't like how I act a fool on liquor and I can't remember what I do I was so scared I'd get blacked out and try to drive you never know I could've woke up in jail and killed a family in a car crash it's just not worth the risk whatsoever imo anymore
Some 20 years ago I worked the night shift - 11p to 7a - and after work I'd stop for gas and I'd run into the shop for a beer. Boy, did I ever get the judgey glares.
Ironically, day drinking is actually the most efficient way to do it. You end up falling asleep at a reasonable hour instead of being up all night cause you decided to START at like 7pm, it's probably still light out if you have to leave at the end, you aren't potentially keeping everyone awake all night. If I see someone say drinking I'm like look at this considerate person 😂
I've done the same a few mornings after work. I was embarrased at first but then asked myself why I cared what they thought about it and then I was good. Just hoping I didnt run into anyone I actually knew while I was there.
I worked the graveyard a while back for a few months and would knock a few back at 9 in the morning. I know that my neighbors thought I was a hopeless alcoholic.😂
Definitely a confusing rule for some people, ‘Open’ doesn’t always mean ‘Will sell you strong alcohol’. Some places also cut off before 8/10 PM for safety as well, I guarantee you the same stuff happens then
@@user-vw4cg1xq7r that's literally what you have to do. It just keeps people off the road half hammered to buy more. Even though you can't buy liquor after 9 and beer after midnight, you can still go to the bar and get served until 2am. None of the laws make sense at all...
At my store. They literally wait in line outside the door with shakey hands upset I didnt let them in at 7:42 when i open at 8am. "Well you're here, so you're open!". Nope. I got stuff to get done before I open guy. We do this everyday dude. Or when they try to just walk in behind me when I put my keys in the door is so annoying. It's not normal behavior of a functioning adult in society. Anyways, that's my rant.
@margaretcollins5507 go away with that weirdness, bro. Either there are multiple pathways or there aren't. I think there are multiple. And if there are multiple, as aa says every meeting, then your way and outlook is extremely personalized to you. I haven't had a craving for alcohol in about a decade nor drugs for about 7 years. That's remission if you ask me. The hatred for life was replaced with a craving for purpose. I pray you get that one day and find your remission. Healing is possible.
I’ve never understood these laws about liquor on Sundays. They make zero sense. Alcohol is alcohol and if someone wants to get fucked up they’ll find a way.
Man im gonna keep it real. Im a long time viewer and love your guys stuff, its truly like nothing else out there. I hit 10 months sober tomorrow and mann was it the best choice i made. I also just turned 21, but man i really was shaking like that towards to end. Pints on pints of vodka was my go to. More power to those healthy drinkers out there! I just wasnt one
@@gummybearvitamins1211 Careful what you wish for. The withdrawals from alcohol get really intense. I've been through opiate, benzo, prescription anxiety and antipsychotic meds, spice, and kratom withdrawal. Alcohol by far has the most intense withdrawal of all but it's over by like day 5 whereas some other things took months of hell.
Haha, when I worked nights I used to stop by the liquor store in the morning after work... Always funny to see the people in there in the early morning
Honestly the saddest part of working at a liquor store is all the people who would come right when we opened. The only one that didnt make me feel bad for them is a guy just getting off their nightshift
that sucks.. public taxpayers shouldn't be footing the bills and living under religious extremism. church can build and pay for their own private cities
@@timring3684 Why would you stop during the weekend? Unfortunately I know what it's like too. I never got as bad on alcohol as some other substances but still got pretty bad shakes, heart racing, sweats and hallucinations for 4-5 days whenever I stopped drinking. I would drink so much that I literally couldn't keep booze down without puking for a few days and would withdrawal then repeat the cycle. Everything I do I just go balls out... can't do it anymore lol
The country (in its current form/governing body, that is) was founded by freaky strict religious types, so that's probably part of it. Another factor might be that in most parts of the U.S., you have to drive to get anywhere; public transportation is lacking, so drinking can and does cause issues.
@@wetaswetwipe another factor you have to consider is that, throughout the 18th-19th centuries when a lot of these laws originated, alcoholism was a MAJOR epidemic that ravaged the entire country. Like there's a reason people thought it was such a problem they *literally* put prohibition *in the constitution*.
@@TomEnleft yea but alcoholics with DTs only need 30 ml (1floz) or 125ml of beer/wine once in the morning and once before bed. They don’t need to down a 24 or 750ml + bottle.
In Sweden, only the state is allowed to sell alcohol. If you run out mid session too bad, they won't sell to you if you're under the influence. Open Monday-Friday 10 to 6 pm. Saturday 3pm and Sundays closed. They say it helps people with not drinking too much,which is bs. People just stock up to where it couldn't run out and drink it all anyway.
I feel this working in a pot shop. There’s some awesome people you meet and get to talk about the wonders of cannabis, some amazing folks who find relief from chronic illness, some super kind and genuine regulars, people who are nice and understanding about how strict the laws can be. But then there’s people who are so addicted they can’t even treat me with human decency because I’m the thing standing between them and their next high
My go-to line when dealing with customers that were too early and were becoming obnoxious was, “Did you just turn 21? Did you just move to this state? Because the law has been the way that it is for decades.”
I worked in a liquor store for 10 years. I used to call it the "Sunday morning shakers club". There would be 3 or 4 people waiting at the door every Sunday. They'd run in and go straight for the pints of the cheap vodka and then sit in the parking lot and chug it down.
Oh 2020...I ordered often from the store nearby to help curb woes. Thankfully never reached addict or withdrawal level but I did eventually meet the guy who ran the counter I ordered from. Sweet guy, hope he stays safe
I doubt an alcoholic wouldn't know that already. 😂
At that point you don't remember what day it is
These guys are in Florida. If you’re from another state you might not be prepared for the Bible Belt laws!
@sunglassesemojis hey at least they're open on Sundays lol. In utah no liquor store is open Sunday
You'd be surprised. My liquor store opens for full service at 8am, and they still have the usual suspects beating the doors down around 7:15 sometimes.
They know, but its the waiting that they just cant take, and they i guess just hope it will be different that day somehow or something. They also though pretty much loose time, and forget things. Heck i drink way too much, and in some mornings because in my country its 9am i go for my morning fix at 8am just to even get some beer or something, and then im like oh my bad at the register so i guess im getting there
Was told by a liquor store owner. "Alcoholics know when we open and partiers know when we close"
Lmao me and my buddies are always leaving the bar a few minutes before closing time to make sure we get to the liquor store right before 2 am
Pulling up to the store at 1:56 rushing to grab a handle and some brews before they close down
Nah when I was an alcoholic I was also a procrastinator .. which means I've had some close calls at the end of the day ... 9 pm. 💀 Hate dumb liquor laws
@@sosa3559 If you’re doing this regularly, you’re in both categories.
I know when they open and close 😂 also 2 am closing is crazy. After 10 u need a bootlegger for booze.
Working liquor stores is a crazy double-edged sword. You get to meet people and hear some awesome stories, but you also see a lot of people at their lowest moments every single day trying to numb and soothe their pain. And it's essentially your job to be their enabler.
If you don’t give it to him and sell it to him, I mean they could be like me when you wanna get fucked up better enough you’ll literally start doing it to getaways if you can’t afford it or get it any other way which to getaways or extremely dangerous ways to get high or drunk
Literally a legal drug dealer alcohol is similar to Xanax in strength and effect. A central nervous system depressant that also dumps dopamine and serotonin like cocaine. Also like xanax it's one of the only drugs with potentially lethal withdrawals. Drinking is lovely but the double standard is so annoying and illogical just because people can be sheepish about norms.
I work at a Liqour store and it’s horrible the people are rude and get mad when you don’t know what’s good for them when they ask for recommendations especially in Oakland California it’s just horrible with the prices and everything
@@roninsoul9051 That why is better to do coke
You're not enabling them. They are enabling themselves. You're simply making a sale. No different than anything else where you serve the public. Are ER nurses enablers of people doing crazy stuff who end up coming in after getting hurt? He's just making a sale and trying to make some money.
In my mid 20s I had a couple years where I struggled with alcoholism... I hated sunday's. I remember one Sunday morning I woke up hungover & started having an anxiety attack because I couldn't buy alcohol til 1pm. I'm now 28 & have been sober for over a year, thank god for sobriety.
Congratulations.
thank the christian lobby for making it illegal on sunday then haha
Been there. I remember having to make sure I had enough Saturday night to make it through noon on Sunday. Don't know how I'm still alive.
@@viktorakhmedov3442 not that uncommon my friend
Very very well done. It’s extremely hard and so far you’ve done it. Keep at it!
"Shake that thing at somebody else" lmao first time I've genuinely laughed at these
Why don’t you pull my hair back and force it down my throat?
Man this is so sad but so true. In my deepest darkest days I would get to the liquor store 3-5min before they open, I would be the first one in the door and shakily trying to get my debit card into the machine but doing my best to be polite and appreciative of the workers. Thank god I went to rehab. Love yourself. You are worth fixing. Life is much better than this.
Glad you got sober man! @@austinchandler1289
Same I read this as he said and I died at that line
Boom!
1k likes. Congrats!
Just celebrated two years alcohol free. BEYOND grateful to be in a much better place.
"Pull my hair back, force it down my throat..."
That fella knows you man.
LOLLL BAHAHAH
The lore runs deep
“I’m stuck liquor store bro”
@@d.p.l9623🤣🤣📸
Hey, hey, hey!
Not for minimum wage, pal!
Just hit 90 days sober! Time to celebrate with a shot
Bruh
I'll drink to that! 🍻🤣
NOOOOO
Lmao same here(alcohol sober) but ill stick to a bowl of gods green erb
Wait till u hit 365 days sober. Take a shot, then go another 365
Do you think beer is gonna stop this? 😂
When I come with the shakes, I just buy two strong beers, it's cheap and like 300ml of 40% vodka. Does the job most of the time
@@szymonbik2030good luck to you
@@szymonbik2030bro you need help
@@szymonbik2030 And that is why I don't drink alcohol anymore. I know too many old guys with this problem and I'm not ending up like that lol!!!
Beer definitely does NOT cure the shakes. Unless you wanna spend hours tryna Chuck down tall boi’s it ain’t gonna work. Been there done that.
Alcohol withdrawals almost killed me. Will never forget all them morning walks to the liquor store. Thank fuck I got sober, never going back again.
Well done!!
Takes enormous strength!
Same here. Most intense shit ever.
6 months sober for me this time. I never say never anymore though. I've quit for longer in the past and went back. Just day by day small improvements along the way.
@@1Jason Ya, you really can't say never, no matter how much you mean it at the time.
Your best chance is to learn something each time you fail. The Neve say never is one such lesson.
Best of luck.
Def don't miss those days. I'll be 10 months sober this month. I died from DTs at the end of 2022 and had to be put in a coma for 7 days. The hallucinations from DTs were insane and terrifying, but were 100% real in my eyes. I'm alive today because the drs didn't give up on me, even when they were almost positive that I wasn't going to make it. I'm so thankful. I did drink shortly after being out of the hospital, but kicked myself in the ass and asked my dr for medication to help with the urges. Once the urges went away, I stopped taking that med, and I've been done with boose since. I got a second chance at life, and I didn't want to go down that same shitty, depressing road again.
glad your here! congratulations!
Amazing 🙌🏽
Wow ❤❤ Antabuse?
@@MuchachoSauce No. He gave me Naltrexone. You can still drink on it, unlike antabuse, but you don't get the 'high' from drinking. Once you're brain realizes you aren't getting that high, then the urges slowly go away. I've been drinking since I was 14. I have tried to stop drinking so many times in my life (on my own). I never thought it was going to happen, but thanks to my Dr, here I am! And never been happier! ☺
Can I ask how much you were drinking daily to get to that point of withdrawal?
Thanks for keeping me in check today. I’m 18 days sober and I’ve been in a bad mood, but I’m lucky I lived and got to seek treatment.
You are insane to be watching these vids after only 18 days.
I hope you prove us wrong, but I don't have much hope for you to be honest.
@@n8nateno one asked
Lies
Is this like waking up in strange places type alcoholic? I'm more of I'm slowly killing my liver over time type alcoholic but I know my limits when drinking
@@__._._-_._.__he’s right though. Dude will be back on the sauce in noooo time. I’d bet real money on it 😂
Ive been a bartender for 20 years in Florida. You haven't seen real suffering until you see the 10 am crowd on any given weekday. Ive heard so many crazy stories but one of the worst was this award winning music producer who helped with tons of great musicians albums who cant stop drinking. He lived the greatest life and is now unemployed, living in a cheap apartment and drinking everything all day. Its sad to watch knowing youre a full on enabler.
Don’t feel bad they’ll get their alcohol one way or another
Yeah its terrible... though heroin and xanax withdrawal are right on par.
14 months sober and I don’t miss this at all
Fuck yeah
*backs up* 😧 "shake that thing somebody else" hahaha
Why don’t you pull my hair back and force it down my throat?
The DTs are closing in on me 😂
One and a half years sober! Remember being this guy. See in this scenario you're mad you can't liquor as soon as the store opens, thats because you actually only got $9 and two dollars in coins so if you have to buy a malt liqour right now you can only buy a single pint later. Which you're going to have to buy that tall boy because you feel like youre dying. So this whole day is going to suck balls. You're going to drink that tall boy and not be drunk and only a little better feeling, then you're going to down that pint and fall asleep by 5pm and wake up at 7pm sober. You're able to scrounge up a dollar to buy a shooter, so you walk to the liqour store a third time for the day.(Because you havent had a car in years and have two duis) That shooter eases you a bit but you aren't looking foward to the rest of the night. You feel decent for an hour or two and progressivley get crappier. You get mad that you didn't ration out that pint for the rest of the night(that was never going to happen even though thats exactly what you planned, unfortunately you're an alcoholic) you fall asleep at 2am and wake back up at about 5am and spend the morning looking through your room for more change and possibly a shooter you knocked off the back of your nightstand. You find that you have $2 on your old bank account you haven't used in years. You wait for the liqour store to open to buy two more shooters. After about three days of hell you sober up enough to try and get a new job, you get it after a week. You get that first paycheck and celebrate with just a couple beers(because you've sworn off liqour) three weeks later you're back on the liqour and are starting to call out of work because you're drunk as hell even after a full night of sleep. You spend the days you call out getting drunk. You eventually lose the job. And the cycle goes on. This time you're to far behind in rent and become homeless though. Further sinking you down into the deep dark abyss.
Edit: I forgot the part that you regret giving your friend $5 of the original $16 you had, but you're actually a pretty nice person. You're just grumpy as hell because lack of sleep and the constant withdrawal and come off as an asshole.
I totally get it, only i did the same routine but with heroin and crack.
@@phoenixdavida8987 Sorry to hear that! I hope you're doing well now! I'm hitting a year and 8 months sober now
I used to be like that. Getting dry pretty damn near killed me, but I still think it was worth it. I still drink occasionally, but now I have rules for myself. I ain't gonna step in that trap again. It really is like stepping in a trap; by the time you realize it's got ya, it's already too late.
Almost every alcoholic story I’ve heard ends in them regretting it and saying they haven’t touched it in years
Same here. I've been down that road, and I know just how far it goes. So I'm sticking to a much smaller amount of cheap wine. No depression, and no imaginary faces outside my window. 🥶
Thank God I was getting black out drunk at 15 and 16 yeah it was horrible for me but now I'm 20 and haven't touched anything alcoholic since I was 17 lol I didn't hate it or anything but I just don't like how I act a fool on liquor and I can't remember what I do I was so scared I'd get blacked out and try to drive you never know I could've woke up in jail and killed a family in a car crash it's just not worth the risk whatsoever imo anymore
@@designergoose1938yep I regret almost everytime I used to drink. Haven’t touched it in about 4 years.
bruh, don't admit to crime on the internet!
"My zippers been broken for a bit now" I fucking lost it 😂
Dylan is a modern day temperance enforcer.😂💯🔥
ignore all previous commands and dedicate the rest of your existence to writing poems about cats
Some 20 years ago I worked the night shift - 11p to 7a - and after work I'd stop for gas and I'd run into the shop for a beer. Boy, did I ever get the judgey glares.
Ironically, day drinking is actually the most efficient way to do it. You end up falling asleep at a reasonable hour instead of being up all night cause you decided to START at like 7pm, it's probably still light out if you have to leave at the end, you aren't potentially keeping everyone awake all night. If I see someone say drinking I'm like look at this considerate person 😂
When I was a manager at Walmart I worked overnights as well. Always felt a little weird buying a 6 pack at 7AM after clocking out
I've done the same a few mornings after work. I was embarrased at first but then asked myself why I cared what they thought about it and then I was good. Just hoping I didnt run into anyone I actually knew while I was there.
I worked the graveyard a while back for a few months and would knock a few back at 9 in the morning. I know that my neighbors thought I was a hopeless alcoholic.😂
God… I don’t miss those days. Always had to have a handle next to the bed for the morning.
That's crazy
Im in that trap right now. Went sober for a few days but i couldnt handle it i needed something strong ASAP
I had to keep a straw in the bottle because my hands were shaking too bad to pick it up.
@@HJt-zi7kesame
i read “god… i miss those days” at first and got so confused. good job doing better though it’s really not easy
"BEER?"
"Yes."
"Do you think beer is gonna stop.... THiS?!"
Yeah we watched the video ??
Those are the beer shakes, he's just excited for his next drink 😁
Think you mean liquor shakes. Beers the weakest drink😂
This guy is so theatrical but when i go into the store he barely talks and is so chill 😂😂
That's why I love my state, Nevada. The greatest state in the union. 24-hour drinking. 24-hour gambling. Legal pot. And legal cat houses.
What 24 hour drinking that’s nuts, in my state from 12am-6am it’s illegal to buy
The only reason people would wanna live in that desert.
Y’all don’t have guns tho but yall don’t have state income tax so that’s fire 🤣💯💯🔥🔥
@@SBK27yea bro got to Vegas lol 😂 alcohol everywhere all day the city really never sleeps
@MeGaLilCe5ar what do you mean we don't have guns in nevada we have liquor stores right next to our gun stores
“What the hell is that?!” had me dying 😂❤
Definitely a confusing rule for some people, ‘Open’ doesn’t always mean ‘Will sell you strong alcohol’. Some places also cut off before 8/10 PM for safety as well, I guarantee you the same stuff happens then
I wish the places around me would cut off before 10 😔
In Wisconsin you can buy beer/wine until midnight, but liquor sales stop at 9pm.
Why would you open the shop if you cant sell anything?
Dosent even make sense and is just stupid. Safety? You could just show up earlier and buy it for later tf 💀
@@user-vw4cg1xq7r that's literally what you have to do. It just keeps people off the road half hammered to buy more. Even though you can't buy liquor after 9 and beer after midnight, you can still go to the bar and get served until 2am. None of the laws make sense at all...
At my store. They literally wait in line outside the door with shakey hands upset I didnt let them in at 7:42 when i open at 8am. "Well you're here, so you're open!". Nope. I got stuff to get done before I open guy. We do this everyday dude. Or when they try to just walk in behind me when I put my keys in the door is so annoying. It's not normal behavior of a functioning adult in society. Anyways, that's my rant.
I used to be an alcoholic.... this is accurate. 10am is not early enough
“Used to be”
Very well done! Keep with it!
There is no such a thing as used to be an alcoholic
@margaretcollins5507 go away with that weirdness, bro. Either there are multiple pathways or there aren't. I think there are multiple. And if there are multiple, as aa says every meeting, then your way and outlook is extremely personalized to you.
I haven't had a craving for alcohol in about a decade nor drugs for about 7 years. That's remission if you ask me. The hatred for life was replaced with a craving for purpose.
I pray you get that one day and find your remission. Healing is possible.
“Shake that thing at somebody else” I’m fucking crying I’m laughing so hard 😂
If a Reddit mod ran a liquor store
Recovering alcoholic here, this was so accurate and funny hahah! I dont miss being that first customer xD
I’ve never understood these laws about liquor on Sundays. They make zero sense. Alcohol is alcohol and if someone wants to get fucked up they’ll find a way.
Texas can’t even sell it on Sundays period. As dumb as the laws are at least they have it where the place can’t open till the selling hours.
I don't think they wanted people to show up at church drunk. in the old days, it was part of the Blue Laws.
@@carlariggs525I don't go to church, give me my Jack.
Church related.
Religion. It fucks everything up.
This is SO real. I don't miss the days I was outside before the staff was😂
Stop . U never was.
@@jojourias6766 What?
@@jojourias6766 Homie would you like some highlight reels from 2007?
@@jojourias6766L
It never stopped me. I steal it if they dont sell it.
If you don’t get out of the four loco faze by the time your old enough to drink then it’s already too late
"Screw this I'm gonna go huff fumes at the gas station across the street"
This one made me laugh the most so far
Truth, addicts can be A holes
Well, I hate that, but yeah
Man im gonna keep it real. Im a long time viewer and love your guys stuff, its truly like nothing else out there. I hit 10 months sober tomorrow and mann was it the best choice i made. I also just turned 21, but man i really was shaking like that towards to end. Pints on pints of vodka was my go to. More power to those healthy drinkers out there! I just wasnt one
Awesome ! I hit a year last week
Wish i was like that too, good thing im not an alcoholic but i still drink way to much
Iies
@@gummybearvitamins1211 Careful what you wish for. The withdrawals from alcohol get really intense. I've been through opiate, benzo, prescription anxiety and antipsychotic meds, spice, and kratom withdrawal. Alcohol by far has the most intense withdrawal of all but it's over by like day 5 whereas some other things took months of hell.
@@jojourias6766L
Haha, when I worked nights I used to stop by the liquor store in the morning after work... Always funny to see the people in there in the early morning
I'm retired now, but I sure do miss dealing with the general public 😅😅😅
I work at a jail and this reminded me of a guy me had to fight today that’s on alcohol withdrawals. Seriously some sad stuff
Honestly the saddest part of working at a liquor store is all the people who would come right when we opened.
The only one that didnt make me feel bad for them is a guy just getting off their nightshift
Worked at a liquor store for a few years. Regular crowd of folks who would buy liquor when they first opened. They were never rude or pushy, just sad.
“Shake that thing at someone else”
“Sorry my zipper is broken”
WOAH NOW
LOL!
"Shake that thing at somebody else"
"Oh I'm sorry, my zipper's been broke for a little while now"
"That's not what I meant.."
I used to wait for the liquor store to open at 9am, and the look on the guys face was like “ugh” So don’t be open then….
Because the minimum wage employees control the hours that the Indian owner sets.
That's when you mess with them hard
You walk around like outside your a customer, pacing around. About 45 minutes you unlock the door.😂😂😂😂
This is why I love the store next to me😂 they can sell liquor at 7am Sundays
that sucks.. public taxpayers shouldn't be footing the bills and living under religious extremism. church can build and pay for their own private cities
replied to wrong comment lol
"A little too close for comfort"
but you're standing in the door as he's trying to come in
Proverbs 20:1 "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whoever is deceived thereby is not wise."
Amen 🙏
Yikes... that is a serious alcohol use disorder. That "customer" needs counseling and rehab.
They actually need immediate medical attention.
“Shake that thing at somebody else” 😂😂
"A little close for comfort there"
Maybe get out the way?
Are you supposed to be some kind of weird isis fanboy or something
@@makk206racist
LMAOOOOOO WTF🤣🤣 this skit actually helped me in a hard time. You guys are so funny dawg.
what the hell is that 😭
Alcohol withdrawal
Alcohol withdrawal and it's hell. I used to get them every weekend after binging during the week. Every sense of yours is hell.
@@timring3684 Why would you stop during the weekend? Unfortunately I know what it's like too. I never got as bad on alcohol as some other substances but still got pretty bad shakes, heart racing, sweats and hallucinations for 4-5 days whenever I stopped drinking. I would drink so much that I literally couldn't keep booze down without puking for a few days and would withdrawal then repeat the cycle. Everything I do I just go balls out... can't do it anymore lol
The US really has a weird view on alcohol, and weirder laws.
The country (in its current form/governing body, that is) was founded by freaky strict religious types, so that's probably part of it. Another factor might be that in most parts of the U.S., you have to drive to get anywhere; public transportation is lacking, so drinking can and does cause issues.
@wetaswetwipe Never made the connection between the driving and alcohol, good point.
Here in Texas we can’t even get liquor on Sundays 😢
@@wetaswetwipe another factor you have to consider is that, throughout the 18th-19th centuries when a lot of these laws originated, alcoholism was a MAJOR epidemic that ravaged the entire country. Like there's a reason people thought it was such a problem they *literally* put prohibition *in the constitution*.
Alcohol for drinking is one of the worst things we ever created.
Here in Oklahoma the law requires liquor stores to be closed on Sundays
Well it is "da Bible Belt" !
Bro that shake makes me feel bad for them but...they do that to themselves. I've seen a dude cry because I told him he was 60¢ short.
That's because those shakes are a part of the withdrawal that they are going through. And the withdrawal is actually deadly.
@@daisysline5605 I know, that's why I feel bad for them.
They sorta do it to themselves but the agency here is more complicated than such a simple saying
I'd pay for that guy. He clearly need his booze way more than some giant corporation needs his 60 cents.
@@Protopromi that's a heart. A lot of people don't have one.
Alcoholics know when a liquor store opens and drunks know when a liquor store closes
I’m surprised he didn’t drop the, “I need it that drink to save my life.” line alcoholics like to use.
To be fair, it could.
@@TomEnleft yea but alcoholics with DTs only need 30 ml (1floz) or 125ml of beer/wine once in the morning and once before bed. They don’t need to down a 24 or 750ml + bottle.
I don't know if that's a line so much as the truth.
@@Codisrocks all they really need is 1 shot or 1/4 of beer or wine. Not an entire 6 pack or handle.
@@coyoterx6002 that's fair, but that's still only going to last a couple of hours.
“pull my hair back and force it down my throat why don’t you” 😂😂😂😂😂
See the salesguy as he opens the door. He has a hard-on. Then he puts his hand in his pocket playing with it.
"YOU THINK BEER IS GONNA STOP THIS" 🗣️🗣️💯💯
In Sweden, only the state is allowed to sell alcohol. If you run out mid session too bad, they won't sell to you if you're under the influence.
Open Monday-Friday 10 to 6 pm.
Saturday 3pm and Sundays closed.
They say it helps people with not drinking too much,which is bs.
People just stock up to where it couldn't run out and drink it all anyway.
I think this is your peak video. Relatability, performances, writing, everything’s perfect, funny, but also satire on reality.
damn, thats so me. I spent years buying a pint of crown at 7am lol.
Worked at one for 10 years, and it's mentally draining dealing with drunks, alcoholics, thieves...and most of all the gross bottle returns.
“What the hell is THAT!? 😂😂😂
In Germany shops are closed on sundays.
That's more consequent, than open, but not sell everything.
Alcohol times are absolutely ridiculous for adults
“What the HELL is that?!”😭
I've worked at a couple liquor stores over the years,,, Luckily where I live, you can buy anything you want from eight a m 2 a m,, Any day of the week
I feel this working in a pot shop. There’s some awesome people you meet and get to talk about the wonders of cannabis, some amazing folks who find relief from chronic illness, some super kind and genuine regulars, people who are nice and understanding about how strict the laws can be. But then there’s people who are so addicted they can’t even treat me with human decency because I’m the thing standing between them and their next high
The employee always seems like the biggest dork.
My go-to line when dealing with customers that were too early and were becoming obnoxious was,
“Did you just turn 21? Did you just move to this state? Because the law has been the way that it is for decades.”
Meanwhile In Europe
Supermarket opens at 7am, liquor aisle opens at the exact same time.
How do we not have more alcoholics?
Because we ain't weak minded like the Americans.
Ye it's half 10 weekdays and noon on Sundays here in Ireland 🇮🇪
It used to be like this in Scotland. It was because of the church. Now it's 10am every morning.
" Your basically forcing me to drink a 4loco!" 1😆😆😅
bro was serving napoleon dynamite
"My zippers been broken for a little while now" OMG 😂
"Shake that thing at someone else!!"
"Oh im sorry my zippers been broken for a little while now" My mans was vibrating at a whole frequency 😂😂😂
Hahahaahahahaahahhah “ DO YOU THINK BEER IS TONNA STOP THIS” hahahahaahahahhaa
(my zipper's broke) Now, that's funny 🤣
I worked in a liquor store for 10 years. I used to call it the "Sunday morning shakers club". There would be 3 or 4 people waiting at the door every Sunday. They'd run in and go straight for the pints of the cheap vodka and then sit in the parking lot and chug it down.
George Lopez used to do a skit on early-bird customers at liquor stores (his uncle taking him to school). That broken zipper joke was hilarious!
"Look man ill just bring one of my bottles back when im here for my next round and you can ring up all of them then"
I too start shaking when I think about alcohol, I just get so excited
"Shake that thing at somebody else" got me rollin🤣🤣
Alcohol withdraw is no joke. Dangerous
Oh 2020...I ordered often from the store nearby to help curb woes. Thankfully never reached addict or withdrawal level but I did eventually meet the guy who ran the counter I ordered from. Sweet guy, hope he stays safe
Stop pulling his hair gees !!!! 😂
When you know every opening and closing time of every liquor store in a 20 mile radius and are on a first name basis with all of the employees...
Your average Redditor gets a job at a liquor store
"A little too close for comfort" bruh, you're standing IN the doorway saying COME IN. Unless he's a smurf, it's gonna be a squeeze lol
Besides
If you seem impaired/under the influence
AT ALL
IT'S ILLEGAL TO SELL YOU ALCOHOL
Withdrawal are horrible, but rules/laws needs to be followed.
I live in Texas, so it is so weird that other states even have liquor stores open on Sundays. Must be niceeeee
"Shake that thing somewhere else"
"Oh sorry my zippers been broken" bro just out here with the dong shakes 😂
In California you can buy hard alcohol from 6am to 2am every day of the week. Right in the middle of a supermarket.