"You input the incorrect password five times. You cannot attempt to login for 1 hour." _Reset password_ "Please choose a new password." _Input the same password you were trying and it rejected_ "Sorry, you cannot reuse an old password. Please make a new password."
Been there many times, I tried the old password over 2 days possibly writing it 100 times until I gave up. And tried to make a new password and wrote in the password I had been writing for 2 days as new password ... And it said you can not use your old password...
These same companies that make us jump through all these dumb hoops are the same ones having massive security breaches impacting millions of people at a time....
They're the ones that require your data, sell it, then use some of those profits to lobby for lower cybersecurity standards. Then when they get hacked, they can't get fined, since they met the "security standards".
Google docs constantly kicks me out of my account while I'm mid sentence and makes me do this shit, they really think someone is going to mug me in my own home just to see my shitty history essay
I'm sorry to hear that, it sounds frustrating. when push comes to shove, I guess you can always use an offline word processor, like libreoffice to type and then just upload it to docs afterwards.
And then when an account actually gets hacked they be like "we sleep", and "it'll take us like a week to let you have your account back", and "are you sure it's hacked? someone is on your account and we choose to assume that it's you, so we're gonna just close this account recovery".
@@TraceguyRune Depends on how many attempts per second the system allows, or on whether or not you have access to e.g. a hash for which you know the salt. Either way, that's not on the user choice of password. Unless it was "asdf", then they deserve your scorn.
if you can send login requests directly to the destination instead of through the login page on the application layer, you should be able to brute force it without your attempts being audited. I may be wrong as fuck though ive never tried, and ive been out of the computer science game for a while.
"Oops I forgot the password. Let's change it for now" "You need to verify your recovery email, mobile no., home address, school you attended, car registration details, pet's name, date of birth, date of conception, great grandfather's nickname and the genetic database of your entire ancestry "
You forgot: Person you lost your virginity to, first porn movie, your SO's nickname for your private parts, and the number of sexual partners you had before the age of 18.
0:48 "oh thank god" "but first" "fuck you" the fact he didnt add any cuts and just kept a straight face during this entire scene makes it hilarious lmfao
@@volodymyrvasylkun9161They’ve already done it. The irony? The bots are more effective at clearing captchas now than humans. I think humans are in the 70% range and bots at 90%. Upper Echelon did a video on it.
Not really.. I did one that asked me to click all images of "motorcycles" and then it said I failed because I didn't select the SCOOTER in one part. A scooter is not a fucking motorcycle 😂 and sometimes it makes me do like ten of them in a row because it says I keep failing.
I use the very simple technique of not remembering my password, logging in with my phone, and not changing my password when asked if I want to. Can't get hacked if even I don't know how to log in *taps head*
I literally had Amazon send me a code to reset my password and then after they asked me for my card number. After I already got the code from my own email. Honestly if someone managed to get that from my email they deserve it
"I want to change my password" "Okay, type in your password" "I forget my password, I want to change it" "Okay, we'll send you a link per mail" The mail: "Please log in to change your password" ???????
I'm fairly certain the point has always been getting people to label training datasets for free. So, clearly, it's fulfilled its purpose now that AI is better at it than us XD
Erm actually, captchas are designed to track your mouse movements to see if you’re a robot based on how precise and direct you move your mouse, what you click means nothing. 🤓☝️
@@coldshock5181generally it's because your click pattern was too close to a prior click pattern on a captcha in how it tracks your movements. So it asks for a redo to verify that it's not a bot. As long as you have like 50% accuracy, clicking the right things is irrelevant. It's just trying to identify if it's a bot clicking the things.
this is why i use offline media whenever i can. games ? pirated. (after bought of course) music ? downloaded in MP3 format movies ? downloaded in MKV format
In order to get into my email, I have to get a verification code from my recovery email, which I can't get into because I can't get into that recovery email.
The original intention behind cookies was so thay you didnt have to enter all these details in every time. Which, ironocally, led to more details needing to br provided. And the cookirs became something else. It truely id a monster of our own making
Now you're ready to apply for your job as a janitor. We won't ask you for your password for 5 years and then for some reason we'll have a system update and you'll need to know it.
I wish this wasn’t so accurate 💀 the internet is a joke today with this and the ads in every nook and cranny. I died at “pick a character… not that one, that one’s not allowed”
My favorite is having to change a password so you try to make the password what it SHOULD be, because I guess it just doesn't work anymore, but then they tell you the new password can't be your old password. Gets me sooo heated
So perfect, just be sure not to throw those cookies in the trash bin or the next time you go to log in, that guy would be all like, "well now that you deleted those cookies we have to start the entire login process over from scratch"
Does anyone else think Zack might have made this skit because he wanted an excuse to buy cookies? Because technically speaking those cookies are tax deductible.
I got a captcha once "select all images of motorcycles" and I failed because I didn't select a scooter in the background lol. That's like asking to select all the bird images and then failing me because I missed the lizard. Also once I got a captcha that was all images from my neighborhood. Like distinct landmarks and businesses.
My new Zach Star Favorite video!!! As a web developer, I had a client ask if we could put 2 tier authentication on their site. To save money on monthly fees, they just wanted to use email only. Turns out they didn't want it, their insurance company was requiring it.
went into this video wondering how the few annoying things (annoying, but not INSANELY time-consuming) about logging in could be stretched into 5 minutes, and now im wondering wtf i was thinking beforehand because this is perfect lol
(Puts in password) WRONG (Tries again) WRONG (Tries again very carefully) Locked account (Resets password types in password you just tried 3 times) CANT USE SAME PASSWORD AS BEFORE (Exits out of password change and types in same password as same 3 times) CORRECT
Lol the "Do you ever just understand serial killers" part sent me 🤣🤣 Like fr who tf comes up with these security hoops for people to jump through and where do they live and work? What is their daily routine like? Do they have any severe allergies?
"You input the incorrect password five times. You cannot attempt to login for 1 hour."
_Reset password_
"Please choose a new password."
_Input the same password you were trying and it rejected_
"Sorry, you cannot reuse an old password. Please make a new password."
@@RUclipsTookMyNickname.WhyNot Actually, my wife left me and she took the kids (source: I'm an IT expert).
Been there many times, I tried the old password over 2 days possibly writing it 100 times until I gave up. And tried to make a new password and wrote in the password I had been writing for 2 days as new password ... And it said you can not use your old password...
Every time.
Use 3 old passwords: Please pick a new password
@@jahcode6132good source
The digits in your password must add up to 25.
Here we go again...
Here’s an egg for now: 🥚 Take care of it and make sure it hatches
Oh no there is fire in your password 🔥🔥
and have every single letter of the alphabet with 13 abstract roman numerals ad at least 2 wacky caveman drawings
Ofc you need to input today’s Wordle
These same companies that make us jump through all these dumb hoops are the same ones having massive security breaches impacting millions of people at a time....
Ain't that the fucking truth. The irony.
They're the ones that require your data, sell it, then use some of those profits to lobby for lower cybersecurity standards. Then when they get hacked, they can't get fined, since they met the "security standards".
I feel like if I already had my info leaked onto the dark web or some government, I shouldn't event need a password at this point because for what.
Remember when AT&T made the entire country lose its WiFi?!
We're talking to you google
"Do you prefer call, text, or email?"
"Text."
"Okay, I'm gonna call your email."
🤣🤣🤣I'm dying
🤣 I thought I heard it wrong as they called his phone.
A robot is telling you to prove you are not a robot. Think about it for a sec.
Maybe we are the robots and they are the humans
tHiNk aBoUt iT. A robot is also asking you the name, adress, birthday when it has none of those as well.
and they use it to train themselves, theyre getting more powerful by the day
John mulaney warned us about this almost 10 years ago
well a human coded that into the website so not technically.
The elements in your password must have atomic numbers that add up to 200.
Here is a chicken called Paul. He hasn’t hatched yet so put him in your password and take care of him -> 🥚
🐛🐛🐛
your password must include the name of this country
your password must contain a youtube url of a 32 minute and 2 second long video
Lead, Mercury, Sulfur, Sodium, Carbon, Xenon, Hydrogen
"Hey, do you ever just understand serial killers?" Lmao
If we got actual cookies every time we accepted cookies, I'd accept cookies far more often.
id only accept essential cookies for health reasons..
@@Virgindev that made me chuckle 🍪
@@nathanvandereecken3882 lmfao
@Virgindev Are these gluten free cookies? Because I might...maybe...be gluten intolerant or something like that.
Google docs constantly kicks me out of my account while I'm mid sentence and makes me do this shit, they really think someone is going to mug me in my own home just to see my shitty history essay
I'm pretty sure there's an official extension with which you can use google docs offline, maybe that can help
That sounds horrible. I’ve been used google docs for years and that’s never happened to me
I'm sorry to hear that, it sounds frustrating. when push comes to shove, I guess you can always use an offline word processor, like libreoffice to type and then just upload it to docs afterwards.
It is why I use open office or libre office.
And then when an account actually gets hacked they be like "we sleep", and "it'll take us like a week to let you have your account back", and "are you sure it's hacked? someone is on your account and we choose to assume that it's you, so we're gonna just close this account recovery".
"Your password is so old, it's all lowercase, less than eight characters, and only contains letters."
password is 2 days old
Can brute force that password in 5 seconds.
My Google account used to literally have "********" as the password for some time because I couldn't come up with something that was actually good
@@TraceguyRune Depends on how many attempts per second the system allows, or on whether or not you have access to e.g. a hash for which you know the salt. Either way, that's not on the user choice of password. Unless it was "asdf", then they deserve your scorn.
if you can send login requests directly to the destination instead of through the login page on the application layer, you should be able to brute force it without your attempts being audited. I may be wrong as fuck though ive never tried, and ive been out of the computer science game for a while.
The worst part is that they don’t even GIVE the cookies, they TAKE your cookies.
They ask you to ACCEPT the cookies to TAKE your cookies.
"Oops I forgot the password. Let's change it for now"
"You need to verify your recovery email, mobile no., home address, school you attended, car registration details, pet's name, date of birth, date of conception, great grandfather's nickname and the genetic database of your entire ancestry "
You forgot: Person you lost your virginity to, first porn movie, your SO's nickname for your private parts, and the number of sexual partners you had before the age of 18.
But then you have to remember the login and password for your email!
@@LucianDevineThen, “New password can not be the same as the old password.”
@@SparksMC Then go to prison because of the killing spree you went on!
"then let the robot in, like it's earned it." 10/10 no notes.
my FAVORITE is "your password is wrong........ your new password can't be your old password"
oh yep, relatable xd
Oh fuck, I hate that, yup. Been there...
0:48
"oh thank god"
"but first"
"fuck you"
the fact he didnt add any cuts and just kept a straight face during this entire scene makes it hilarious lmfao
😂😂😂
"Ok, we're gonna call your E-Mail,"
Fucking LOL
“You need a special character …….. not that one” 😂😂
No more! Add upper lower case 😂😂
1:30 fun fact even if you get it wrong as long as you moved your cursor like a human it still is correct because robots dont move irregularly
I'll just write this down in case I ever need to write a bot that breaks captchas
Remember to share that on somewhere. Thanks
Fun fact: sometimes that works, other times they disregard that entirely, because engineers don't want it to be predictable as to how it works.
@@volodymyrvasylkun9161They’ve already done it. The irony? The bots are more effective at clearing captchas now than humans. I think humans are in the 70% range and bots at 90%. Upper Echelon did a video on it.
Not really.. I did one that asked me to click all images of "motorcycles" and then it said I failed because I didn't select the SCOOTER in one part. A scooter is not a fucking motorcycle 😂 and sometimes it makes me do like ten of them in a row because it says I keep failing.
4:38 I knew cookies coming there 😂
"We are going to call your email" had me laughing out loud
It works with FaceTime audio.
I use the very simple technique of not remembering my password, logging in with my phone, and not changing my password when asked if I want to.
Can't get hacked if even I don't know how to log in *taps head*
"Add a special character. .... No, not that one."
Every. F*/&§%ing. time.
He is able but not willing to answer the captchas
What a villain
And then they sell all that personal data
I feel like Zach is half a skit away from being on the news... for being so awesome!
Website: Select the traffic lights:
Human: **selects lights**
Website: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Surprisingly I got less Headaches from this then the actual thing
Agreed, I've watched the entire video in 500x speed so i actually watched all of it
thanks i'm doing that now
typing this part after the video, it was pretty funny!
my pc just crashed instantly when i clicked custom for the play back speed for like no reason
@@ligma445profile pic is very unsettling, thanks
The ones who come up with these obstacles, I would like to have a chat with them. In a sealed room, with soundproof walls and a drain in the floor.
And a built in crematorium. And every single device and tool in the saw franchise.
“I’m beginning to understand serial killers”
I don’t need to tho.
"Hey"
"Hey"
"Is this you?"
"No"
That made me laugh way harder than I expected it to 😂
All this to see if an article contains that bit of information you were looking for while doing research on something. Oh, it didn't. Next site.
i always imagine videos like this are made immediately after he had this exact experience
I'm just happy he was willing AND able too log in
He was able to log in NOW. Next time he may not be this lucky.
Zach nailed it, This is literally logging into anything 😂
The accuracy is incredible.
"Okay, we're gonna call your email" 💀💀
He definitely put those cookies down as a "business expense"
2:27 mood lol
I literally had Amazon send me a code to reset my password and then after they asked me for my card number. After I already got the code from my own email. Honestly if someone managed to get that from my email they deserve it
"I want to change my password"
"Okay, type in your password"
"I forget my password, I want to change it"
"Okay, we'll send you a link per mail"
The mail: "Please log in to change your password"
???????
never happened alert
This is when you click the "Login with Google" button.
"Your password is MODERATE. I'll let it slide." 💀
" but first --- "
" f*ck you . "
died
The ironic thing about captchas is that it's easier for AI to do it. So that kinda makes the whole concept pointless😭
I'm fairly certain the point has always been getting people to label training datasets for free.
So, clearly, it's fulfilled its purpose now that AI is better at it than us XD
Erm actually, captchas are designed to track your mouse movements to see if you’re a robot based on how precise and direct you move your mouse, what you click means nothing. 🤓☝️
@@past-tense-of-drawthen why does it tell me I'm wrong when I somehow don't click all the squares containing a stoplight (I did)
@@coldshock5181 idk I heard that from a random short so you never know if it’s true or not
@@coldshock5181generally it's because your click pattern was too close to a prior click pattern on a captcha in how it tracks your movements. So it asks for a redo to verify that it's not a bot. As long as you have like 50% accuracy, clicking the right things is irrelevant. It's just trying to identify if it's a bot clicking the things.
Shocked it didn't make you get two other phones and a laptop to "validate..."
Love getting these notifications
Thanks so much!
I love how it doesn't recognize my device so many times. It's like didn't I just use this device to log in recently before.
If every website gave me an actual cookie, I would let them track me across the web. I'm easily bribed.
this is why i use offline media whenever i can.
games ? pirated. (after bought of course)
music ? downloaded in MP3 format
movies ? downloaded in MKV format
I fully expected the end to be that the guy trying to get in was a robot
Frrr bro😂😂😂 it’s almost like they don’t WANT you to get into their website😂😂😂
LMfAOO 4:07 cracked me UPP
Fact: The more you annoy users with extra verification steps, the more easy they make their passwords :)
In order to get into my email, I have to get a verification code from my recovery email, which I can't get into because I can't get into that recovery email.
This is exactly how it is logging into Playstation from an 'unknown' browser. They make you do math and solve puzzles to get in.
I was taught not to accept cookies from strangers.
The original intention behind cookies was so thay you didnt have to enter all these details in every time. Which, ironocally, led to more details needing to br provided. And the cookirs became something else. It truely id a monster of our own making
Genuinely it’s like why do I have a password if I have to do all this extra stuff
Now you're ready to apply for your job as a janitor. We won't ask you for your password for 5 years and then for some reason we'll have a system update and you'll need to know it.
2:12 “That’s great… I don’t even give a shit” 😂
"I'm gonna call your email" killed me LMAOO
I wish this wasn’t so accurate 💀 the internet is a joke today with this and the ads in every nook and cranny. I died at “pick a character… not that one, that one’s not allowed”
Time to pull out the extended keyboard to include some hieroglyphics to my password....
Good God, I cannot stand 2 factor authentication.
💯 !
"we're gonna call your email" 😂
"Do you accept the terms and conditions?"
That depends, if I die can I sue you afterwards?
My favorite is having to change a password so you try to make the password what it SHOULD be, because I guess it just doesn't work anymore, but then they tell you the new password can't be your old password. Gets me sooo heated
So perfect, just be sure not to throw those cookies in the trash bin or the next time you go to log in, that guy would be all like, "well now that you deleted those cookies we have to start the entire login process over from scratch"
captcha was spot on lol
Does anyone else think Zack might have made this skit because he wanted an excuse to buy cookies?
Because technically speaking those cookies are tax deductible.
I got a captcha once "select all images of motorcycles" and I failed because I didn't select a scooter in the background lol. That's like asking to select all the bird images and then failing me because I missed the lizard.
Also once I got a captcha that was all images from my neighborhood. Like distinct landmarks and businesses.
huh
Was it a moped or a kick scooter?
i love when your characters just have a mental break from all the bullshit they go through lol "i am going to kill several people soon-ish °_°)"
My new Zach Star Favorite video!!!
As a web developer, I had a client ask if we could put 2 tier authentication on their site. To save money on monthly fees, they just wanted to use email only. Turns out they didn't want it, their insurance company was requiring it.
the fact that actually takes me the length of this video to log onto some websites
The same people asking for these security measures were in charge when almost all social security numbers were hacked.....so.....
4:11 "we're gonna call your email"
The ending had me rolling 🤣🤣 well done man
This whole sketch was a tax write-off for the cookies, change my mind.
Thanks for the laughs man. I fucking needed it.
Me: well that was nice of them to give you cookies.
Me 1 millisecond later: WAIT A SECOND
He is both able and willing to accept cookies.
Seeing a new Zach Star Video is like getting your password right on the first attempt, joy bringing.
When you realize authenticator apps were a scam, literally another way to identify you!
A person with not so good memory being forced to choose a difficult password. It could be the prequel to this one
went into this video wondering how the few annoying things (annoying, but not INSANELY time-consuming) about logging in could be stretched into 5 minutes, and now im wondering wtf i was thinking beforehand because this is perfect lol
do you perfer call text or email : text
: alright were going to call your email.
idk why but i started laughing my ass off
Why have passwords when you need your IRS unique code that you made last year and haven't touched since?
I LOATHE the image captchas that slowly disappear after you click one. I want to punch the server through my screen.
You forgot the part where the captcha took too long so you have to redo it
nice content, keep it up
then don't forget the "please turn off ad blocker :(" message
(Puts in password) WRONG
(Tries again) WRONG
(Tries again very carefully) Locked account
(Resets password types in password you just tried 3 times) CANT USE SAME PASSWORD AS BEFORE
(Exits out of password change and types in same password as same 3 times) CORRECT
"then let the robot in? it's earned it?" f*cking gold
Lol the "Do you ever just understand serial killers" part sent me 🤣🤣
Like fr who tf comes up with these security hoops for people to jump through and where do they live and work? What is their daily routine like? Do they have any severe allergies?
This is actually giving me massive anxiety! So fking accurate 🤣
This is the most relatable video I have ever seen in my entire existence
All the security is just window dressing. It exists to make you think its secure and the company cares. It isn't and they don't.
The most humiliating part of the 21st century is that you have to prove to a robot that you are not a robot. And then the robot doesn’t believe you
"That password is weak" Ahhh good one.