Kendrick Lamar - DAMN. ALBUM REVIEW

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @PokemonWalkthroughDS
    @PokemonWalkthroughDS 7 лет назад +30355

    if this was a Kendrick Lamar album you would have given it a 10

  • @thescoobymike
    @thescoobymike 6 лет назад +16723

    It's not a real review, it's all a code
    7/10 = July 10th
    Now what happened on July 10th?
    Nikola Tesla's birthday.
    What did Nikola Tesla do?
    He worked on technology.
    How many letters in the word 'technology'?
    10.
    Therefore, DAMN. is a 10

    • @Jackrabbit7
      @Jackrabbit7 6 лет назад +246

      Scooby MiKE This is the most viewed DAMN review on RUclips so it's 7/10 and that's final

    • @johannbrooks3333
      @johannbrooks3333 6 лет назад +70

      I'm dead

    • @oscar2k755
      @oscar2k755 6 лет назад +540

      @@Jackrabbit7 no

    • @dlozza2000
      @dlozza2000 6 лет назад +168

      Zombie Slaya lol nice “logic”

    • @robot2971
      @robot2971 6 лет назад +72

      Zombie Slaya r/whooosh

  • @NBARicky99
    @NBARicky99 4 года назад +13219

    I like how Kendrick is staring at Anthony menacingly throughout the entire video

    • @MsMastress
      @MsMastress 4 года назад +499

      From my perspective, he looks hurt by Anthony's opinion 😂.

    • @lostie4998
      @lostie4998 4 года назад +13

      😂😂

    • @AmanSingh-yz2zi
      @AmanSingh-yz2zi 4 года назад +112

      more accurately at Anthony's ass

    • @lostie4998
      @lostie4998 4 года назад +7

      @@AmanSingh-yz2zi wahey

    • @barscale597
      @barscale597 4 года назад +88

      He's depressed as hell.

  • @logarithm41
    @logarithm41 4 года назад +21010

    This 7/10 is why Kendrick hasn’t made another album. Thanks a lot, Melon.
    Edit: If Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers gets a 7/10 or lower, we riot.

    • @vincetheprince899
      @vincetheprince899 4 года назад +521

      And his 5 on KOD the reason Cole ain't dropped nothing

    • @TheOne-sp8vx
      @TheOne-sp8vx 4 года назад +79

      Vince The Prince Cole dropping this year, don’t know about kendrick

    • @bonzai5888
      @bonzai5888 4 года назад +87

      He’s dropping a classic rock album soon, thank me later, btw classic rock isn’t rock and roll

    • @_PuppetMaster86
      @_PuppetMaster86 4 года назад +34

      BonzaiTheGreat “Classic Rock?” Maybe a Rock album that will be a classic.

    • @tylard5007
      @tylard5007 4 года назад +45

      And all the 8s are the reason Denzel Keeps dropping, Feature after Feature

  • @Brannington
    @Brannington 7 лет назад +14229

    "hey gurl, did fantano give you a 7 out of ten? BECAUSE DAMN

    • @ALONSOC44
      @ALONSOC44 7 лет назад +100

      Brian Tortise looooooooooooool

    • @WristFreeze97
      @WristFreeze97 7 лет назад +161

      DAMN.

    • @weegee1838
      @weegee1838 7 лет назад +89

      Commenting so I can use this one

    • @theroundone4943
      @theroundone4943 7 лет назад +246

      Brian Tortise Hey girl, did fantano give you a 7 out of ten? BECAUSE LIL PUMP

    • @LA_MALA_ORDINA
      @LA_MALA_ORDINA 7 лет назад +56

      "I got a decent to strong 7"

  • @erkanyesilyurt4036
    @erkanyesilyurt4036 7 лет назад +34660

    I think Melon has done more damage to young black men than racism in recent years

  • @wagturbo
    @wagturbo 3 года назад +4465

    Strong 7 is pretty much a light 8, 8 is close to a 9, and 9 is basically a 10
    I knew you’d come around, melon

    • @NChapaWI9436
      @NChapaWI9436 3 года назад +352

      Hit us with that edp math

    • @thechicken5147
      @thechicken5147 3 года назад +11

      @@NChapaWI9436 he had a pony

    • @Spiderman-ks5zn
      @Spiderman-ks5zn 3 года назад +4

      A 4 being generous

    • @stellar1252
      @stellar1252 3 года назад +6

      This album is not a 10 lmao

    • @trenhen4311
      @trenhen4311 3 года назад +33

      @@stellar1252 strong 8 imo. Kinda scattered and manic but every track is pretty enjoyable

  • @wobblesman4316
    @wobblesman4316 2 года назад +3288

    I still can’t believe Anthony let Ducky live so he could give his son a 7/10 later on in life.

  • @clamchowder138
    @clamchowder138 7 лет назад +7889

    Melon bout to catch these decent to strong hands

  • @btafara9548
    @btafara9548 7 лет назад +6202

    Anthony "when shit hits the fan is you still a Fan" tano

  • @betterthanjustiny3228
    @betterthanjustiny3228 7 лет назад +14640

    Anthony is mad b/c he wasn't one of the baldies in the humble video

  • @blizzmuzic
    @blizzmuzic 4 года назад +3543

    I agree Anthony, the book was better.

  • @robertallmon267
    @robertallmon267 5 лет назад +9552

    Anthony, having a “black hairstyle” isn’t a reason to deduct 2 points.

  • @simless282
    @simless282 7 лет назад +14703

    Damn: 7/10
    Damn reversed: 10/7

  • @beckettgarvin6250
    @beckettgarvin6250 3 года назад +3871

    You know Kendrick is a great artist when everyone gets mad he got a 7

    • @fatehshoaib9423
      @fatehshoaib9423 3 года назад +66

      I know I'm kinda late but fax

    • @nephophobia3087
      @nephophobia3087 2 года назад +11

      @@fatehshoaib9423 late asf

    • @andydimond9865
      @andydimond9865 2 года назад +44

      @@nephophobia3087 could say the same about you

    • @nds1116
      @nds1116 2 года назад +12

      @@andydimond9865 and you

    • @bobataco210
      @bobataco210 2 года назад +12

      @@nds1116 u 2

  • @Milkra
    @Milkra 4 года назад +6792

    If this was To Pimp a Butterfly you would've given it a 10

    • @goodguysystem9324
      @goodguysystem9324 4 года назад +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 3 года назад +92

      @@goodguysystem9324 OF THIRST

    • @brajwasi6258
      @brajwasi6258 3 года назад +40

      @@zackzallie8735 sing about me

    • @agentofchaos2901
      @agentofchaos2901 3 года назад +3

      Mob Cult

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 3 года назад +4

      Psycho helmet cult, you mean. Fuck, I need to finish that manga. Brb.

  • @dadoftheyear1
    @dadoftheyear1 6 лет назад +6754

    The line does not goes like "I got slavery slavery inside my DNA" Anthony.

    • @bryanchu5379
      @bryanchu5379 5 лет назад +546

      lmao the bad grammar just makes this ten times funnier

    • @MegaTheman25
      @MegaTheman25 4 года назад +6

      Good one

    • @kiverismusic
      @kiverismusic 4 года назад +117

      Am I having a fucking stroke? LOL

    • @_carapell_7084
      @_carapell_7084 4 года назад +9

      This is amazing

    • @cbrad_edits
      @cbrad_edits 4 года назад +4

      Your pfp is so cursed is that Brad

  • @sarilla6082
    @sarilla6082 7 лет назад +5444

    You gave Damn a 7 but *Damn a SEVEN!??*

    • @CPskipper21344
      @CPskipper21344 7 лет назад +44

      Rillasa FTW wordplay 👌

    • @Jbourbz
      @Jbourbz 7 лет назад +15

      Forced

    • @iamboomer.4673
      @iamboomer.4673 6 лет назад +11

      Rillasa a 10 for us is a 7 for him.

    • @RM-th9ur
      @RM-th9ur 6 лет назад +29

      Its a thick eight to a light 9 for me. DAMN. is not better than TPAB or GKMC for me.

    • @WolfloW_Official
      @WolfloW_Official 6 лет назад +5

      deserves a 7

  • @j__h9221
    @j__h9221 7 лет назад +492

    DON'T JUDGE ME
    MY MELON CAUGHT ME WITH A STRAP

    • @3liflo
      @3liflo 7 лет назад +29

      lmfao

  • @stay_solid3461
    @stay_solid3461 4 года назад +7089

    If Kendrick was black this album wouldve gotten a 10...

    • @BIGROYFAN7000
      @BIGROYFAN7000 4 года назад +24

      I don’t understand the joke

    • @saiellard5076
      @saiellard5076 4 года назад +332

      @@BIGROYFAN7000 Kendrick is black, so Stay_ Solid is being sarcastic. The format if ____ then ____ is very common, hes just taking a new sarcastic tone on it

    • @BIGROYFAN7000
      @BIGROYFAN7000 4 года назад +11

      @@saiellard5076 ok....

    • @holymoly849
      @holymoly849 4 года назад +204

      @@BIGROYFAN7000 bruh

    • @2024newfrontier
      @2024newfrontier 4 года назад +123

      @@BIGROYFAN7000 😐

  • @ydat11
    @ydat11 7 лет назад +2130

    Ain't nobody praying for MElon

    • @Tajare215
      @Tajare215 7 лет назад +43

      William Woidat 😂😂😂

    • @stewardappiagyei6982
      @stewardappiagyei6982 7 лет назад +52

      y'all know what he sais on RUclips stays on RUclips!

    • @josephsua7246
      @josephsua7246 7 лет назад +41

      New Kungthony Funtano

    • @lunaticheaven9446
      @lunaticheaven9446 3 года назад +1

      @@stewardappiagyei6982 and I can't take these reviews with me so hopefully they disperse. Over 22 minutes, carried out about damn, I still can't tell if am living through melon or living through melon man

  • @chowderheadedyokel
    @chowderheadedyokel 7 лет назад +3176

    So I was taking a walk the other day and I saw a melon, a bald melon

    • @APersonsusername
      @APersonsusername 7 лет назад +117

      You won this shit

    • @bootheguru
      @bootheguru 7 лет назад +8

      badbad is the shiiiiittttttt

    • @Amins88
      @Amins88 7 лет назад +138

      Why yes, you did lose something. You've lost... your yellow flannel.

    • @chowderheadedyokel
      @chowderheadedyokel 7 лет назад +6

      Adam Nowak you've won my heart

    • @Sconechoc
      @Sconechoc 7 лет назад +72

      Lamar states his views on melon brutality with that line in the song quote

  • @nicke.424
    @nicke.424 7 лет назад +3459

    NOBODY PRAY FOR ME
    I GOT A 7 FROM ANTHONY
    WAYYYYYYYYYY YUH YUH

  • @KimJongUnnum1
    @KimJongUnnum1 5 лет назад +2066

    You didn't have to call Kendrick Slim Shadier

    • @yhavinmiles
      @yhavinmiles 3 года назад +248

      Yeah the whole chocolate m&m bit was really harsh

    • @yuhan4469
      @yuhan4469 3 года назад +22

      💀💀💀

    • @shoreZ
      @shoreZ 3 года назад +52

      Yeah I think when he started going into the history of slavery and calling kendrick a ******* ****** was a bit far

    • @cartman331
      @cartman331 3 года назад +2

      @@shoreZ translation?

    • @Whitehawk-
      @Whitehawk- 3 года назад +2

      @@shoreZ lmfao

  • @theanimationstudio11
    @theanimationstudio11 6 лет назад +4211

    I think "u" was Kendrick's most emotional track of all time.

  • @ulishamiti4038
    @ulishamiti4038 3 года назад +1197

    "Anthony was the oldest of 7" - Kendrick Lamar.
    We all should've expected it tbh

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 года назад +31

      Omg. Why are we just realizing this now!

    • @Kayuk
      @Kayuk 3 года назад +18

      HAHAHAHAHAHHQH well respected calm and collected. And the first guy in the projects with a two tone mustang

    • @miller3784
      @miller3784 3 года назад +8

      @@Kayuk the 5 point 0 thing

    • @fr0stycam373
      @fr0stycam373 3 года назад +5

      @@miller3784 they say 5-0 came

    • @LoganArnold18
      @LoganArnold18 3 года назад +8

      @@fr0stycam373 Circling parking lots and parking spots

  • @CRVIG
    @CRVIG 7 лет назад +2970

    21:40 the moment that broke the internet

    • @iananderson4562
      @iananderson4562 6 лет назад +23

      AwesomenessManiac // Sunshine Riptide my PP pees white stuff after that comment that you posted thanks

    • @MadonnaMusic1
      @MadonnaMusic1 6 лет назад +65

      AwesomenessManiac // Sunshine Riptide 21:45 at least there was this scene lol

    • @kubagozdzik9708
      @kubagozdzik9708 6 лет назад +10

      AwesomenessManiac // Sunshine Riptide Top 10 saddest anime moments

    • @breadman2438
      @breadman2438 6 лет назад +9

      Lmfao I was curious and immediately got an ad

    • @aidantay1464
      @aidantay1464 6 лет назад +6

      a MacDonald's ad?

  • @carlosisip3251
    @carlosisip3251 4 года назад +405

    Kendrick eye’ing down Anthony as he critiques the whole 23 minutes

    • @Historicutuber
      @Historicutuber 4 года назад +4

      saltshaker * he’s like “really melon”

    • @BurntToastxx
      @BurntToastxx 4 года назад +10

      Kendrick be like :
      What's up family, yeah it's yo cousin Carl man, just given' you a call man
      I know you been havin' a lot on yo mind lately
      And I know you feel like ya know people ain't been prayin' for you
      But you have to understand this man, that we are a cursed people
      Deuteronomy 28:28 says
      "The Lord shall smite thee with madness, and blindness
      And astonishment of heart."
      See family that's why you feel like
      You feel like you got a chip on your shoulder
      Until you finally get the memo, you will always feel that way
      Why God, why God do I gotta suffer?
      Pain in my heart carry burdens full of struggle
      Why God, why God do I gotta bleed?
      Every stone thrown at you restin' at my feet
      Why God, why God do I gotta suffer?
      Earth is no more, why don't you burn this mufucka?
      I beat yo' ass, keep talkin' back
      I beat yo' ass, who bought you that?
      You stole it, I beat yo' ass if you say that game is broken
      I beat yo' ass if you jump on my couch
      I beat yo' ass if you walk in this house with tears in your eyes
      Runnin' from poopoo and 'prentice
      Go back outside, I beat yo' ass, lil nigga
      That homework better be finished, I beat yo' ass
      Yo' teachers better not be bitchin' 'bout you in class
      That pizza better not be wasted, you eat it all
      That TV better not be loud if you got it on
      Them Jordans better not get dirty when I just bought 'em
      Better not hear 'bout you humpin' on Keisha's daughter
      Better not hear you got caught up, I beat yo' ass
      You better not run to your father, I beat yo' ass
      You know my patience runnin' thin
      I got beaucoup payments to make
      County building's on my ass
      Tryna take my food stamps away
      I beat yo' ass if you tell them social workers he live here
      I beat yo' ass if I beat yo' ass twice and you still here
      Seven years old, think you run this house by yourself?
      Nigga, you gon' fear me if you don't fear no one else
      If I can smoke fear away, I roll that motherfucker up
      And then I take two puffs
      I'm high now, I'm high now
      I'm high now, I'm high now
      Life's a bitch, pull them panties to the side now
      I'll prolly die anonymous
      I'll prolly die with promises
      I'll prolly die walkin' back home from the candy house
      I'll prolly die 'cause these colors are standin' out
      I'll prolly die because I ain't know Demarcus was snitchin'
      I'll prolly die at these house parties, fuckin' with bitches
      I'll prolly die from witnesses leavin' me false accused
      I'll prolly die from thinkin' that me and your hood was cool
      Or maybe die from pressin' the line, actin' too extra
      Or maybe die because these smokers
      Are more than desperate
      I'll prolly die from one of these bats and blue badges
      Body slammed on black and white paint, my bones snappin'
      Or maybe die from panic or die from bein' too lax
      Or die from waitin' on it, die 'cause I'm movin' too fast
      I'll prolly die tryna buy weed at the apartments
      I'll prolly die tryna diffuse two homies arguin'
      I'll prolly die 'cause that's what you do when you're 17
      All worries in a hurry, I wish I controlled things
      If I could smoke fear away, I'd roll that mothafucka up
      And then I'd take two puffs
      I've been hungry all my life
      I'm high now, I'm high now
      I'm high now, I'm high now
      Life's a bitch, pull them panties to the side now, now
      When I was 27, I grew accustomed to more fear
      Accumulated 10 times over throughout the years
      My newfound life made all of me magnified
      How many accolades do I need to block denial?
      The shock value of my success put bolts in me
      All this money, is God playin' a joke on me?
      Is it for the moment and will he see me as Job?
      Take it from me and leave me worse than I was before?
      At 27, my biggest fear was losin' it all
      Scared to spend money, had me sleepin' from hall to hall
      Scared to go back to Section 8 with my mama stressin'
      30 shows a month and I still won't buy me no Lexus
      What is an advisor somebody that's holdin' my checks?
      Just to fuck me over and put my finances in debt?
      I read a case about Rihanna's accountant and wondered
      How did the bad girl feel when she looked at them numbers?
      The type of shit'll make me flip out
      And just kill somethin', drill somethin'
      Get ill and fill ratchets with a lil' somethin'
      I practiced runnin' from fear, guess I had some good luck
      At 27 years old, my biggest fear was bein' judged
      How they look at me reflect on myself, my family, my city
      What they say 'bout me reveal
      If my reputation would miss me
      What they see from me
      Would trickle down generations in time
      What they hear from me
      Would make 'em highlight my simplest lines
      I'm talkin' fear, fear of losin' creativity
      I'm talkin' fear, fear of missin' out on you and me
      I'm talkin' fear, fear of losin' loyalty from pride
      'cause my DNA won't let me involve in the light of God
      I'm talkin' fear, fear that my humbleness is gone
      I'm talkin' fear, fear that love ain't livin' here no more
      I'm talkin' fear, fear that it's wickedness or weakness
      Fear, whatever it is, both is distinctive
      Fear, what happens on Earth stays on Earth
      And I can't take these feelings
      With me so hopefully they disperse
      Within fourteen tracks, carried out over wax
      Searchin' for resolutions until somebody get back
      Fear, what happens on earth stays on earth
      And I can't take these feelings with me
      So hopefully they disperse
      Within fourteen tracks, carried out over wax
      Wonderin' if I'm livin' through fear or livin' through rap
      Damn
      Goddamn you
      Goddamn me
      Goddamn us
      Goddamn we
      Goddamn us all
      Therefore I will punish you for all your iniquities
      So until we come back to these commandments
      Until you come back to these commandments
      We're gonna be in this place, we're gonna be under this curse
      Because he said he's gonna punish us
      The so-called Blacks, Hispanics, and Native American Indians
      Are the true children of Israel
      We are the Israelites according to the Bible
      The children of Israel, he's gonna punish us for our iniquities
      For our disobedience because we chose to follow other gods
      That aren't his son, so the Lord thy God chasten you
      So just like you'll chasten your own son
      He's gonna chasten you because he loves you
      So that's why we get chastised, that's why we're in the position we're in
      Until we come back to these laws, statutes and commandments
      And do what the Lord said, these curses are gonna be upon us
      We're gonna be at a lower state in this life that we live here in today
      In the United States of America
      I love you, son, and I pray for you
      God bless you, shalom

    • @BokuGlack
      @BokuGlack 4 года назад

      There were some cuts too

    • @lashawnc.9658
      @lashawnc.9658 3 года назад +2

      @@BurntToastxx You’re a legend lmao

  • @j__h9221
    @j__h9221 7 лет назад +3162

    So I was eating a melon the other day..

    • @betheidea
      @betheidea 7 лет назад +169

      and I saw a reviewer

    • @thalesguidote3728
      @thalesguidote3728 7 лет назад +120

      betheidea a melon headed reviewer.

    • @RandomMmm-d1l
      @RandomMmm-d1l 7 лет назад +111

      Thales Guidote pacin' up and down the youtube homepage

    • @drdickphd
      @drdickphd 7 лет назад +203

      "You've lost..... your flannel." *pop*

    • @TheRubberducky999
      @TheRubberducky999 7 лет назад +7

      you won

  • @sevenerowski254
    @sevenerowski254 7 лет назад +5181

    Damn melon gave it a 0/10 and called kendrick the n word?

  • @twisty6621
    @twisty6621 7 лет назад +1302

    this is the day Anthony gave a Kendrick Lamar album the same score than a Lil Yachty mixtape

    • @gazeboluecke6333
      @gazeboluecke6333 7 лет назад +45

      Who? Isn't that the dude in the Sprite commercials?

    • @poitaots5054
      @poitaots5054 7 лет назад +123

      Twister your profile pic made me think there was a hair on my screen

    • @jaidsalgado
      @jaidsalgado 7 лет назад +4

      Gazebo Luecke
      I GOT THESE STRANGE VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD / KEEP A STACK AND .380 BESIDE MY BED! NOT TO BE COOL BUT IN CASE THEY MIGHT RUN UP ON ME
      yure jealous cuz lil tachy has BARZZZ

    • @PeterBarkerMusic
      @PeterBarkerMusic 7 лет назад

      Tyler Carr same here

    • @carlreed9116
      @carlreed9116 7 лет назад +1

      jaidsalgado yea biggie from 96 wants his flow back.

  • @DangrDangr
    @DangrDangr 5 лет назад +4129

    Pride, lust, fear, god. These are things that philosophers have been mulling over for thousands of years.
    Aristotle out here trying to find the true meaning of YAH.

    • @thescoobymike
      @thescoobymike 4 года назад +82

      Anthony: *yawns* yeah I'd give it a Lil Pump outta 10ski

    • @x-triippy-5392
      @x-triippy-5392 4 года назад +12

      They aren’t ready for this comment.

    • @potatochipeater8565
      @potatochipeater8565 4 года назад +119

      I think Yah is supposed to stand for Yahweh which is a name for God in a religion Idk about

    • @marioi.carrillo6264
      @marioi.carrillo6264 4 года назад +24

      Its easy
      Y-am
      A-sexual
      H-elp

    • @davidgarxa3933
      @davidgarxa3933 4 года назад

      420th like

  • @ryanoat
    @ryanoat 7 лет назад +8999

    DARN is better

  • @BiGBanGBrOx3
    @BiGBanGBrOx3 7 лет назад +304

    Seeing the like/dislike ratio I already know it won't be 10/10.

    • @jamiecal11
      @jamiecal11 7 лет назад

      Naate57 who cares.

    • @AsianNIGMA
      @AsianNIGMA 7 лет назад

      Naate57 it's not that good as a album

  • @inglume6464
    @inglume6464 7 лет назад +4326

    eleMent
    lovE
    loyaLty
    bloOd
    dNa
    yaH
    pridE
    feAr
    goD
    you're welcome.

    • @OGreenWorId
      @OGreenWorId 7 лет назад +85

      Aku the Therapist this is the best shit I've ever seen

    • @WhelmedButReady
      @WhelmedButReady 7 лет назад +74

      Aku the Therapist DAMN. that was clever. You get it?

    • @joshuapanicker3327
      @joshuapanicker3327 7 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @roncassoloops700
      @roncassoloops700 7 лет назад +7

      I don't get it

    • @hash_OG
      @hash_OG 7 лет назад +52

      Finally something original. That was clever bro

  • @Cheaplinx
    @Cheaplinx 4 года назад +176

    I feel like you didn’t put enough time into talking about duckworth. Genuinely one of the best Kendrick songs ever in instrumentals and story

  • @kyleeot
    @kyleeot 7 лет назад +1996

    Hurry up and drop the DAMN review already.

  • @wor_io
    @wor_io 7 лет назад +278

    BREAKING: Drake/Akademiks vs. Kendrick/Melon just been announced for the tag team championship of the world at WWE Payback

    • @MostMorose
      @MostMorose 7 лет назад +2

      They competing for the biggest dickrider of the year award

    • @jaidsalgado
      @jaidsalgado 7 лет назад +1

      lanky kong BREAKING: JUST IN, IT WILL NOW BE A TRIPLE TAG TEAM INCLUDING THE HARDY BROS FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD !

    • @123wutangclan
      @123wutangclan 7 лет назад

      bro this comment had me dead lmao

    • @jahesdios
      @jahesdios 7 лет назад

      Hahahaha.... Holy shit hahaha

    • @christianenriquez1603
      @christianenriquez1603 7 лет назад +2

      W

  • @BlockedIsNotAGoat
    @BlockedIsNotAGoat 7 лет назад +414

    "DAMN. is one of Kendrick's most intriguing releases yet, delivering a series of tracks that are chaotic, layered, and *deeply conflicted*."
    I remember you was deeply conflicted.

    • @conorcoleman1743
      @conorcoleman1743 7 лет назад +56

      Blocked misusing your influence

    • @Kashby281
      @Kashby281 7 лет назад +31

      Conor Coleman Sometimes I did the same

    • @thesmiteguy7619
      @thesmiteguy7619 6 лет назад +20

      abusing my power full of resentment

    • @rimadichman7215
      @rimadichman7215 6 лет назад +18

      resentment that turned into a deep depression

    • @ricardohernandez8683
      @ricardohernandez8683 6 лет назад +14

      someguywhosallafterbirdbootysscurr found myself screaming in a hotel room

  • @litigatedparadox8946
    @litigatedparadox8946 4 года назад +1718

    Memes aside, the fact that a 6 is the lowest score Kendrick has gotten is a real testament to how great his music is

    • @theincrediblezit8792
      @theincrediblezit8792 4 года назад +206

      Melon changed his mind on the rating and DAMN is now a 6 for him

    • @litigatedparadox8946
      @litigatedparadox8946 4 года назад +18

      TheIncredibleZit Thanks, didn’t know, I’ll edit my comment

    • @litigatedparadox8946
      @litigatedparadox8946 4 года назад +6

      @@joshjoseph4527 I didn’t even know fantano reviewed it lol

    • @joshjoseph4527
      @joshjoseph4527 4 года назад +28

      @@litigatedparadox8946 my bad, that one was actually a 6 and is credited as "Various Artists"

    • @litigatedparadox8946
      @litigatedparadox8946 4 года назад +3

      @@joshjoseph4527 Ah, no problem I’m surprised he actually reviewed it though

  • @davidaston0
    @davidaston0 5 лет назад +1357

    Fantano’s Kendrick Lamar Reviews:
    To Pimp A Butterfly: 10/10
    Good Kid, m.A.A.d city: 9/10
    GNX: 9/10
    Untitled Unmastered: 8/10
    Section.80: 8/10
    Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers: 8/10
    DAMN: 7/10
    Black Panther (Compilation): 6/10

    • @MrJoao678
      @MrJoao678 5 лет назад +822

      Fantano is less and less secretive about his racism as the years go by.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 5 лет назад +301

      @@MrJoao678 oh man... I'd love it if it actually was ordered by year but it isn't. However Anthony DID call Kendrick the n-word in this review so that's that.

    • @avzarathustra6164
      @avzarathustra6164 4 года назад +7

      @@MrJoao678 Lmao, thank you for that

    • @anagh9313
      @anagh9313 4 года назад +61

      GKMC is a 10 aswell in my opinion.

    • @GEB_Rosee_PPS
      @GEB_Rosee_PPS 4 года назад +1

      @@hayk3000 when? Where?

  • @julianernesto7231
    @julianernesto7231 7 лет назад +892

    I got melons, decent sevens, all up in my DNA

  • @Mordo225
    @Mordo225 7 лет назад +1581

    Melon head says Kendrick aint cool no more no more

    • @ErikGiovani
      @ErikGiovani 7 лет назад +40

      Mr House 😂 underrated comment

    • @xyasuke99
      @xyasuke99 7 лет назад +152

      Melon head wanna be a Watermelon like his big cousin.

    • @MultiRaggi
      @MultiRaggi 7 лет назад +64

      God bless melon head, you know we all love him

    • @leonelcansino3463
      @leonelcansino3463 7 лет назад +97

      Yesterday I got a call from my melon head like 101
      Said they killed his only melon because of insufficient seeds

    • @Rishiyisus
      @Rishiyisus 7 лет назад +26

      no mo' no mo'

  • @fiona-zn3ln
    @fiona-zn3ln 2 года назад +406

    i am. BLOWN away by the fact that he thought kendrick agreed with carl’s voicemail and that’s why he put it on FEAR. like why would kendrick make a whole track about the various ways fear has impacted his life and Black people’s lives as a whole then be like “by the way i think racism is our fault because we upset god.” maybe it’s just me but the voicemail was very clearly not presented as a positive thing or something he agreed with. he played the whole thing without interrupting it to show how deeply the fearmongering of the catholic church had affected his cousin, to the extent that he would call his cousin who was struggling to leave this drawn out raving voicemail about how their people’s suffering was their own fault. it was an example of someone whose life is controlled by fear. maybe i’m wrong or maybe you just need to be raised catholic (or similar religions mb) to understand idk lmao

    • @tavmansn1122
      @tavmansn1122 2 года назад +64

      DAMN!

    • @eximmt
      @eximmt 2 года назад +55

      He's not catholic. He's a black israelite

    • @fiona-zn3ln
      @fiona-zn3ln 2 года назад +12

      @@eximmt my bad you’re right i just meant any religion that’s Like That

    • @papasheev5252
      @papasheev5252 2 года назад +18

      you obviously weren't raised catholic if you think that that voicemail was connected to Catholicism lmfao

    • @svi6649
      @svi6649 2 года назад +27

      @@papasheev5252 whatever beliefs, his point remains valid

  • @mikekearney5949
    @mikekearney5949 7 лет назад +943

    not checking the score before watching the video because i wanna be surprised when he gives it a 10/10

  • @mooniimghouali7357
    @mooniimghouali7357 7 лет назад +598

    paused my funeral to watch this review

    • @theneedledrop
      @theneedledrop  7 лет назад +203

      lol

    • @AustinM1918
      @AustinM1918 7 лет назад +37

      theneedledrop You suck Fandango

    • @asare240
      @asare240 7 лет назад +10

      theneedledrop hey melon, do you and pitchfork coordinate your review drops? Also, this album is at least an 8.

    • @DrDood-mu5bs
      @DrDood-mu5bs 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@theneedledrop ima give yo butt a thumbs down mr lemon my glorious king kdot better be getting his oh so sought after 10/10 for his absolutely gawkable performance isnt that right mr lemon hand it over

    • @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH
      @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH 5 месяцев назад

      ​​​@@DrDood-mu5bsok dude, the album is a decent to strong 9, CALM THE FUCK DOWN THIS IS WHAT THE WORD GLAZING IS FOR

  • @berkvatansever7754
    @berkvatansever7754 7 лет назад +1144

    -Anthony was the oldest of 7-KENDRICK KNEW IT!!!!

    • @macafromthewired
      @macafromthewired 7 лет назад +11

      Jim Focking Morrison OOOOOOOOOOH

    • @luker2033
      @luker2033 7 лет назад +21

      Jim Focking Morrison well respected, comic collected

    • @erkanyesilyurt4036
      @erkanyesilyurt4036 7 лет назад +20

      Kelpy G calm and collected

    • @bruhroof
      @bruhroof 6 лет назад

      brooooooooo hahahaahahah

    • @jario2970
      @jario2970 6 лет назад +5

      *D A M N*

  • @austincouch7165
    @austincouch7165 5 лет назад +100

    Melon: DAMN is almost a bipolar album.
    Ye: It's Awesome

  • @chickenpasta7359
    @chickenpasta7359 7 лет назад +1019

    Feel is probably the most underrated track on the album. So raw.

  • @Braxium1
    @Braxium1 7 лет назад +747

    M-E-L-O-N definition: betrayal; Fantano's betrayal - wait listen
    M-E-L-O-N description: music review, Fantano, review, now let me finish

  • @metalface6843
    @metalface6843 7 лет назад +1006

    who needs season 2 one punch man, when you got one punch man reviewing Kendrick

    • @SJeffco
      @SJeffco 7 лет назад +7

      Armando Escalera gold

    • @Rafaelzation
      @Rafaelzation 7 лет назад +1

      Armando Escalera bruh he looks like a titan from attack on titan

    • @pulluponkhaleeq
      @pulluponkhaleeq 7 лет назад +7

      There's a season 2 of one punch?

    • @squirt40
      @squirt40 7 лет назад +1

      Jaleel Butler the Manga there is

    • @Pyromaniac963
      @Pyromaniac963 7 лет назад

      There is also gonna be a season 2 of the anime, it got announced last year.

  • @miles7020
    @miles7020 3 года назад +161

    Pride is a top 5 kendrick song IMO. It’s so melodic and feels like you’re experiencing his numbness of knowing he wasn’t there when he was needed

  • @navfromaoty3383
    @navfromaoty3383 6 лет назад +2976

    Top 5 Anime Betrayals:
    1. MBDTF Review
    2. DAMN Review
    3. Lil Pump Review
    4. Lil Boat Review
    5. House of Baloons Review

    • @helvetica6189
      @helvetica6189 6 лет назад +163

      0. Days Before Rodeo Review

    • @ohlookadragon
      @ohlookadragon 6 лет назад +105

      Nah he was spot on with damn.

    • @joao00098
      @joao00098 6 лет назад +35

      6. Kamikaze review

    • @helvetica6189
      @helvetica6189 6 лет назад +238

      JMiguel Nunes No that was his redemption

    • @leon-kx1ex
      @leon-kx1ex 6 лет назад +30

      Blank face LP

  • @elijahlonmoriones2493
    @elijahlonmoriones2493 5 лет назад +916

    Its official. DAMN. is now a MBDTF/10

  • @pattyvilleTV
    @pattyvilleTV 7 лет назад +246

    KENDRICK'S FATHER BEING SHOT WOULD NOT HAVE LED TO KENDRICK NOT BEING BORN. HE SAYS "COULD HAVE GROWN UP WITHOUT A FATHER." IT WOULD HAVE LED TO KENDRICK BECOMING THE FATHERLESS RAPPER AKA KUNG FU KENNY. In my opinion if you play this album backwards (the DJ says "WE GON PLAY IT IN REVERSE on Duckworth) it tells a different story. EDIT: that's where i feel like Humble gets its additional meaning. In itself it has nothing deep but if you view it as the alternate reality kendrick that would have existed if his dad didn't then it becomes more interesting. The "all over the place" sound is because he's one rapper half the time and the other rapper the other half of the time. BLOOD and DUCKWORTH are interchangeable intros and outros. I think it's called "Damn." Cause he's realizing the butterfly effect thing and how that small thing at KFC put him where he is now.

    • @HoboraMax
      @HoboraMax 7 лет назад +36

      pattyvilleTV You put a lot of sincere thought and effort into your comment and offered genuine insight and a unique perspective.
      Fuck off.

    • @matthewbrack2794
      @matthewbrack2794 7 лет назад +3

      Car Bus very good point my thoughts precisely

    • @JMAC____
      @JMAC____ 7 лет назад +5

      wow

    • @pedroharukiwatanabe5512
      @pedroharukiwatanabe5512 3 месяца назад

      That's exactly what I believe, except DAMN is the title because the album is about his curse

  • @Sfxfreestyle
    @Sfxfreestyle 3 года назад +243

    With all due respect if the lowest grade Anthony has given Kendrick is a 7 out of 10, that still means this album is really good

    • @안세영-w8k
      @안세영-w8k 3 года назад +35

      every score above 5 is a positive score

    • @-Scrapper-
      @-Scrapper- 2 года назад +2

      he gave black panther a 6

    • @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH
      @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@-Scrapper-does NOT count. It's literally only there as a MOVIE SOUNTRACK

  • @wrizm212
    @wrizm212 7 лет назад +1466

    Im confused because on wikipedia it says Kendrick is 29 yrs old. But the average life span of a goat is 15-18 yrs.

    • @gabriellagongora7083
      @gabriellagongora7083 7 лет назад +24

      wrizm212 I'm confused because your comment has been said way too many times and when anyone sees it they steal it and think they're original

    • @wrizm212
      @wrizm212 7 лет назад +3

      Thats the whole point

    • @sneedfeed7204
      @sneedfeed7204 7 лет назад +14

      Sunnibabi G damn Nigga chill it's the Internet, no joke is ever original here. that's why niggas gotta be random sometimes.

    • @jaiyeko
      @jaiyeko 7 лет назад +22

      Only goats with very good DNA can live up to 30yrs+

    • @JaysonT975
      @JaysonT975 7 лет назад +25

      better than being broke and white^

  • @kob4918
    @kob4918 7 лет назад +1071

    If you love the album don't let anyone else change your mind

    • @Butterd4t4ss
      @Butterd4t4ss 7 лет назад +63

      TVkob this deserves more likes. too many people change their opinion when hearing others

    • @jack_the_sparrow
      @jack_the_sparrow 7 лет назад +17

      Jesus fucking christ...
      Look, I'll grant that people have different tastes, obviously, and people have different takes on music. But why are you against people changing their opinions when hearing other people's reasoning? Jesus fuck is that backwards. There are WRONG opinions that are obtained by shit reasoning, so if you find someone's reasons for why they have an opinion, and you find it is valid and sound, you should agree with it.

    • @angeljimenez-hc4eu
      @angeljimenez-hc4eu 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah everytime i watch a review of his, he always ends up changing my mind :(

    • @marionicolas2316
      @marionicolas2316 7 лет назад +2

      Melon killed BITTSM for me after his review

    • @jack_the_sparrow
      @jack_the_sparrow 7 лет назад +16

      What do you mean 'changing my mind'? My dude, listen to the album. Get a general feel for it, and create an opinion on it. Listen to Fantano's take on it, and compare your opinions. Is everything Fantano says sound? Just because he's an intelligent critic who sounds like he knows what he's talking about doesn't mean he doesn't make mistakes, or that his opinion is the most reasonable. ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HIM instead of making up a belief and stubbornly clinging to it and ignoring what others say (not particularly directed towards you but for other people here), or immediately changing your opinion because a critic sounds smarter and says so and so.
      Not only that, even if a critic reviews an album harshly, you can still love an album for other reasons, like sentimental value. For example, Anthony trashes J.Cole all the time (and I'm gonna be honest, I share some of his feelings), but I still love Cole's tracks and albums because of the experience they've provided me, even if they're not the most professionally and artistically put together pieces of work.

  • @microwavy7453
    @microwavy7453 7 лет назад +1049

    LAUGHING TO THE BANK LIKE AHAAAA

    • @microwavy7453
      @microwavy7453 7 лет назад +55

      Sorry fantano it caught on to me. I didn't like it at first but the entire album is great.

    • @myles6917
      @myles6917 7 лет назад +59

      Micro Wavy god and yuh are slept on

    • @uhhFashey
      @uhhFashey 7 лет назад +24

      +milez the caption chronic YAH and PRIDE make me feel something

    • @thailakhampo
      @thailakhampo 7 лет назад +1

      My new chorus

    • @xaviermckillop2765
      @xaviermckillop2765 7 лет назад +12

      I love this song

  • @lanemusic9166
    @lanemusic9166 7 лет назад +1703

    If he doesn't introduce himself as DAMNthony DAMNtano, I am unsubscribing.

  • @brimward122
    @brimward122 6 лет назад +567

    DUCKWORTH. is my favorite track but people only talk about humble and dna :(

    • @Jackrabbit7
      @Jackrabbit7 6 лет назад +6

      「Squodwurd」 Because Humble and DNA are better

    • @brimward122
      @brimward122 6 лет назад +116

      @@Jackrabbit7 ur funny :(

    • @Jackrabbit7
      @Jackrabbit7 6 лет назад

      「Squodwurd」It's ok it's still the 6th best song on the album

    • @loganoates6683
      @loganoates6683 5 лет назад +33

      They're more catchy and mainstream- that's why.

    • @abdu3206
      @abdu3206 5 лет назад

      Damn wasn't good album so lame project, k dot should have stopped after tpab to make something good

  • @alxymk3377
    @alxymk3377 7 лет назад +501

    DAMN chill everyone. Melonhead is playing with ya'll. The real review is dropping in 3 days.

    • @Mark-ek2eo
      @Mark-ek2eo 7 лет назад +10

      *rising

    • @Erick-im4nc
      @Erick-im4nc 7 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
      @hubblebublumbubwub5215 7 лет назад +10

      ...in which he will give it a Corey Feldman out of 10

    • @mikehawk2148
      @mikehawk2148 7 лет назад +4

      Wait a second...
      Three days...
      Zane Lowe interviews Kendrick on Friday...
      Oh my fucking God, HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS BEFORE?!

    • @stewardappiagyei6982
      @stewardappiagyei6982 7 лет назад

      what, like NATION? lol

  • @ross9-j6z
    @ross9-j6z 4 года назад +150

    Kendrick Lamar = 7
    Lil Pump = 7
    Therefore, Lil Pump = Kendrick Lamar
    Since Kendrick Lamar = 10
    Therefore, Lil Pump = 10
    Therefore Lil Pump is one of the greatest rappers of all time

  • @gmeenew12345
    @gmeenew12345 7 лет назад +1379

    If Kendrick Lamar had written this album you probably would have given it a 10/10

    • @ydat11
      @ydat11 7 лет назад +57

      Gabe Mead-Newton uh... he did write this album?

    • @MINDxWORM
      @MINDxWORM 7 лет назад +59

      William Woidat Quentin Miller.

    • @snowtoastpro665
      @snowtoastpro665 7 лет назад +96

      fuck sake...

    • @devinrawashdeh8
      @devinrawashdeh8 7 лет назад +171

      William Woidat must be new to this channel huh?

    • @Handgun777
      @Handgun777 7 лет назад +19

      Quentin Miller is Drake's ghost writer dumbass

  • @angrytoast1497
    @angrytoast1497 7 лет назад +656

    But... But THE YELLOW FLANNEL!!
    *I trusted you, melon ;_;*

  • @11benji17
    @11benji17 5 лет назад +449

    DAMN. is a 7/10 on the Kendrick scale of his own potential

    • @SamwellJamesMusic
      @SamwellJamesMusic 5 лет назад +25

      Benji Dansky the only comment that matters

    • @WildHeart7777
      @WildHeart7777 4 года назад +11

      well said

    • @darealdovahkiin3652
      @darealdovahkiin3652 4 года назад +49

      In that context the rating is agreeable, but as an album in general definite 8 or 9

  • @thecalzone9651
    @thecalzone9651 4 года назад +54

    Compared to your last kendrick review, this feels like a not good

  • @mylurr12
    @mylurr12 6 лет назад +720

    Pulitzer/10.

    • @thebekgo1624
      @thebekgo1624 4 года назад +7

      Mothafucking YAH.

    • @tobeymaguire9053
      @tobeymaguire9053 4 года назад +1

      @Shadow and? He can still develop his own opinion lmao I agree with him on this review for once. Which is very rare.

  • @silkypanda24
    @silkypanda24 7 лет назад +1314

    Haha I love when Anthony does parody stuff. When's the real review coming?

    • @bananakin94
      @bananakin94 7 лет назад +78

      daniel barrett 2nd review coming out on 4/20

    • @_ericplace
      @_ericplace 7 лет назад +68

      daniel barrett Easter.

    • @absurdistoxymoron
      @absurdistoxymoron 7 лет назад +105

      This whole channel is parody stuff. His serious reviews are on his 2nd channel That is the plan.

    • @NoNoseVoldemort
      @NoNoseVoldemort 7 лет назад +8

      2nd channel confirmed. It was in front of us all along

    • @diegoeckss
      @diegoeckss Год назад

      ​@@absurdistoxymoronr.i.p.

  • @voidstar1512
    @voidstar1512 7 лет назад +363

    The whole industry is on a icepack indeed. Kendrick Lamar is unstoppable.

  • @chagrin6919
    @chagrin6919 4 года назад +565

    Friendly reminder that DAMN is now a 6 and Die Lit is now an 8

    • @chrilborn4138
      @chrilborn4138 4 года назад +33

      Facts tho

    • @daed1819
      @daed1819 4 года назад +96

      As it should be.

    • @goodguysystem9324
      @goodguysystem9324 4 года назад +57

      @@daed1819 L

    • @goodguysystem9324
      @goodguysystem9324 4 года назад +39

      @Shadow that’s what needle drop fans are dude. If he doesn’t like a album they won’t like it. If he likes a album they will like it. Imagine if he gave albums like to pimp a butterfly a not good then it wouldn’t have been as appreciated as it is. All they do is D ride it’s funny watching them argue

    • @chagrin6919
      @chagrin6919 4 года назад +79

      @@goodguysystem9324 I've seen you everywhere, you really have a hard time accepting the fact that people can agree with his opinion or disagree with his opinion. According to you, agreeing with his opinion makes you a 'd rider'

  • @anthg4563
    @anthg4563 7 лет назад +197

    None of you actually watched the review. Otherwise we'd all be talking about the way Cal fucking owned Fantano at the end

    • @jjsweg9012
      @jjsweg9012 7 лет назад +2

      Help get this to the top people lol

  • @emilhansen7122
    @emilhansen7122 7 лет назад +173

    Kendrick just there in the background like "DAMN. Really Doe?"

  • @efeosaeguavoen5326
    @efeosaeguavoen5326 7 лет назад +299

    I think this album was a solid 8

    • @ScariestGary
      @ScariestGary 5 лет назад

      I know Obamas last name peasants Okay but what’s Obama’s last name

    • @abdu3206
      @abdu3206 5 лет назад

      Damn wasn't good album so lame project, k dot should have stopped after tpab to make something good

    • @hunterback21
      @hunterback21 4 года назад +8

      @@abdu3206 how can someone be so wrong?

  • @sutakku1
    @sutakku1 5 месяцев назад +28

    ''you gave my album a 7??'' ''i... i just don't think it was your best work!''

    • @OvoJustice
      @OvoJustice 4 месяца назад

      Just wait till he hears about the 6/10 fantano gives kendrick in 7 months

    • @tom6626
      @tom6626 3 месяца назад +1

      @@OvoJusticeschizo

    • @OvoJustice
      @OvoJustice 3 месяца назад

      @@tom6626 let it age 😭

    • @tom6626
      @tom6626 3 месяца назад +1

      @@OvoJustice still don't agree but u right

    • @crunkler404
      @crunkler404 3 месяца назад +1

      @@OvoJusticeblack panther soundtrack

  • @burk3
    @burk3 7 лет назад +169

    Thank Cal for fixing the yellow flannel situation.

  • @apache7952
    @apache7952 7 лет назад +94

    i aint even gonna check the description -- jus gone sit back and enjoy the whole review knowin that this moment of pure bliss couldve never happened had anthony shot ducky

  • @mattltsmith
    @mattltsmith 7 лет назад +132

    But isn't the "Deutoronomy reference" the whole point? That despite creating TPAB Kendrick is still consumed by the self hatred propagated by Fox News, and even his own Christian guilt and the self-hatred that the Bible itself can instil. This whole album is a deliberate juxtaposition of TPAB. DAMN. is drawn from some of the very images explored on TPAB 'He knows the bible too' and 'the hypocrite.' TPAB is about becoming something beautiful. DAMN. is about exploring Kendrick's uglyness.
    Each one of Kentdrick's albums often respond to the conceit of the prior album. GKMC is about escaping your environment. TPAB is about returning home and seeing the beauty in your environment, and the beauty in himself as a black man. DAMN. is him once again wrestling with self-hatred. He is still the "hypocrite" from The Blacker the Berry, despite attempting to raise himself and his community with the conscious pro-black themes on TPAB. No where is this more evident than on XXX where a friend from his community turns to him for his conscious spiritual outlook and he reveals his darker side.
    I could go on and on, but as you say this is a record that's very much left up to the listeners own interpretation, but I think it's an album that has to be analysed within the context of its body of work lyrically. There are songs on this album that revisit thoughts and moments from both GKMC and TPAB from a more twisted perspective, and I think that is really the point of this album. It's Kendrick wrestling with his personal demons, and pondering the futility of it all as his life could have been easily derailed with just wrong misstep by Ducky or Top. Does he have God to thank for that fortunate twist of fate? Even whilst God is making him suffer? That duality is what holds everything together at the heart of this album, whilst leaving everything more open with a deft attention to lyrical minimalism.
    I personally feel it deserves a strong 8 to soft 9 and is a welcome addition to Kendrick's catalogue.

    • @vvvalesmith
      @vvvalesmith 7 лет назад +12

      I like your take on the album a lot, I think it's a nice addition too.

    • @tyl1995
      @tyl1995 7 лет назад +9

      I like what you said

    • @Testvideo722
      @Testvideo722 7 лет назад +12

      And not a single mention of the fact that this album has a few of the worst songs kendrick has put out, love, god and loyalty are all just bad kanye/drake songs. It does have amazing songs too but these ones just drag it down so much.

    • @rogerthetomcat4216
      @rogerthetomcat4216 7 лет назад +12

      You nailed the use of whilst btw

    • @B333D33
      @B333D33 7 лет назад +10

      Wow. O,O
      if you explain it like that of course it's a strong 8 or 9. Nice take on it. Makes sense.

  • @crumpets8875
    @crumpets8875 3 года назад +59

    Anthony changed this from a 7/10 to a 6/10 when he found out the track list could be reversed because 6 upside down is 9

  • @sTreek90
    @sTreek90 7 лет назад +2841

    turn that 7 upside down it's an L now

    • @jonsnow8756
      @jonsnow8756 7 лет назад +62

      you giving the album an L?

    • @snrubworld9606
      @snrubworld9606 7 лет назад +203

      but tonight I bounce back

    • @like3mike231
      @like3mike231 7 лет назад +14

      W

    • @CLAIMofLife
      @CLAIMofLife 7 лет назад +67

      Is it on her forehead?

    • @DihStyle69
      @DihStyle69 7 лет назад +28

      Anthony an L for fantano for that fucking 7 to damn. and strong 8 to joey

  • @antoniom4390
    @antoniom4390 7 лет назад +548

    not enough Carly Rae Jepsen feature in this project for melon head

    • @TheMr31770
      @TheMr31770 7 лет назад +18

      Antonio M or charlie xcx

    • @narutozk
      @narutozk 7 лет назад +18

      Antonio M It would be amazing having any of those feature tho.

    • @JoeDirtisawsome
      @JoeDirtisawsome 7 лет назад +25

      Carly got some bars bruh

  • @jamesj1382
    @jamesj1382 7 лет назад +75

    Gave him a 7? Fuck it, he gon' make it look sexy.

  • @spongybear1926
    @spongybear1926 4 года назад +38

    I've come back here to say this: this review is 22 minutes long. This is what makes Anthony such a fantastic reviewer. Even though many may not agree with a 7, he's given us a deconstruction of the album and an amazing review to explain it all.

  • @austinboni8193
    @austinboni8193 7 лет назад +247

    THEN WHY YOU WEARIN THE YELLA FLANNEL???!!!!!1??111??!!!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 7 лет назад +13

      Because it looks good and held a banging vibe to it.

    • @BabaG176
      @BabaG176 7 лет назад +4

      For the memes

    • @darklsn
      @darklsn 7 лет назад +2

      lmao I love that
      GOODTHANY BANGTANO

    • @ebtrax4081
      @ebtrax4081 6 лет назад +2

      Because 7/10 is still a good score

  • @wummrs
    @wummrs 7 лет назад +948

    this guy looks like mr list

    • @libtardkiller7836
      @libtardkiller7836 7 лет назад +1

      fuck u who?

    • @Ayplus
      @Ayplus 7 лет назад +2

      Mrs List

    • @derpizzaman1050
      @derpizzaman1050 7 лет назад +38

      rip mr list

    • @fabiansanchez7203
      @fabiansanchez7203 6 лет назад +20

      rocket league god eventually people will not understand this anymore

    • @SeanDish
      @SeanDish 6 лет назад

      Kinda reminds me of thatistheplan though actually. However when people say he looks like Cal Chuchesta, they are wrong. Melon and Cal are clearly two different people

  • @shogn4868
    @shogn4868 7 лет назад +1413

    Nigga that hairline decent to strong 7

    • @OGreenWorId
      @OGreenWorId 7 лет назад +63

      Shogaan no I think you mean a strong 3

    • @NajiiSpeaks
      @NajiiSpeaks 7 лет назад +1

      Shogaan LMAO

    • @dugsbunnyog3544
      @dugsbunnyog3544 7 лет назад +12

      If he doesn't acknowledge this comment with kudos he's a fuckin nark

    • @PPCCO.
      @PPCCO. 7 лет назад

      Shogaan 😂😂

    • @obnoxious2909
      @obnoxious2909 7 лет назад

      SHOGN no clue what that means but i laughed pretty hard so.

  • @hridaymehta5782
    @hridaymehta5782 3 года назад +32

    The album is called damn cause that’s the first thing Kendrick said after seeing Anthony’s score.

  • @conor8629
    @conor8629 7 лет назад +118

    Talking about all these layers makes me think we should call Anthony the onion instead of the melon.

    • @uns33n
      @uns33n 7 лет назад +2

      Conor Andrich onision is the only onion

  • @HM_total
    @HM_total 7 лет назад +84

    never forget that anthony gave 'flockaveli 1.5' a strong 7 - light 8

    • @petitnicollas
      @petitnicollas 7 лет назад +23

      Can't compare the genius of Flocka with this nigga Kendrick

    • @HM_total
      @HM_total 7 лет назад +7

      regardless, 'flocakveli 1.5' isn't better than 'damn.', i love waka too

    • @HM_total
      @HM_total 7 лет назад +1

      so im not saying it doesn't deserve a strong 7 to light 8, but it's inconsistent with the rating here

    • @RD500v2
      @RD500v2 7 лет назад +4

      shouldn't really look at it from a numerical perspective, seeing as he says 'I'm feeling', so its more to give a rough estimate as to how much he enjoyed it. Also waka 1.5 was pretty great, still waiting on 2.0 :(

  • @jax3636
    @jax3636 7 лет назад +63

    I REMEMBER YOU WAS CONFLICTED MISUSING YOUR INFLUENCE
    SOMETIMES I DID THE SAME ABUSING MY POWER FULL OF RESENTMENT RESENTMENT
    THAT TURNED INTO A DEEP DEPRESSION FOUND MYSELF SCREAMING IN A HOTEL
    ROOM I DIDN'T WANT TO SELF-DESTRUCT THE EVILS OF LUCY WAS ALL AROUND ME
    SO I WENT RUNNING FOR ANSWERS UNTIL I CAME HOME BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP
    SURVIVORS GUILT GOING BACK AND FORTH TRYING TO CONVINCE MY SELF THE
    STRIPES I EARNED OR MAYBE HOW A-1 MY FOUNDATION WAS BUT WHILE MY LOVED
    ONES WAS FIGHTING A CONTINUOUS WAR BACK IN THE CITY I WAS ENTERING A NEW
    ONE

  • @jacobward7361
    @jacobward7361 4 года назад +35

    DAMN: 7/10
    DAMN COLLECTORS EDITION: 10/7

  • @trevorcrosnoe1475
    @trevorcrosnoe1475 7 лет назад +2458

    lil pump = 7 damn = 7

    • @_shibelol1658
      @_shibelol1658 7 лет назад +20

      Trevor Crosnoe LIL PUMP

    • @dyldragon1
      @dyldragon1 7 лет назад +73

      ALL I DO'S COUNT RACKS (OOO)

    • @coletindalextra
      @coletindalextra 7 лет назад +538

      To be fair, he is rating the albums based off what they are trying to be, not compared to each other. Lil Pump is ignorant, so he rates him like that. Kendrick is conscious, so he rates him like that. They're definitely trying to do different things.

    • @vaughnamir.6457
      @vaughnamir.6457 7 лет назад +87

      you shouldn't have wasted the time typing that, most people on this page don't understand that. idiots

    • @Yondaime751
      @Yondaime751 6 лет назад +21

      Vaughny Sins If people don't understand then isn't ita good idea to get the word out?!?! By the way we are not stupid, thank you very much.

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 7 лет назад +1121

    I thought I was gonna be mad at you for giving it a 10
    Now I'm mad at you for giving it a 7

    • @sovietninja6865
      @sovietninja6865 7 лет назад +28

      Tommy Klein he isn't dick riding that's why. This album deserves what it got

    • @xylan9543
      @xylan9543 7 лет назад +41

      actually for me it was 8-9 rating album tho 7 melon need to take the L

    • @nutmaster652
      @nutmaster652 7 лет назад +21

      XylaN turn the 7 upside down it's an L now

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid 7 лет назад +7

      Tommy Klein I don't think it was as quality as his previous albums imo

    • @xylan9543
      @xylan9543 7 лет назад +5

      yeah you are right his older album espically TPAB is a classic imo

  • @DihStyle69
    @DihStyle69 7 лет назад +257

    i'm confused, man.
    kendrick lamar is 29 years old.
    but a goat only lives like 15 years max. damn.

    • @heelyBrah
      @heelyBrah 7 лет назад +32

      Armz wow this is the objectively worst opinion i've read on here

    • @jeff856
      @jeff856 7 лет назад +2

      Armz nice b8

    • @DihStyle69
      @DihStyle69 7 лет назад +3

      Armz drake has a lackluster discography bud, putting out playlists to cover up the fact that his albums suck. he has numbers, and nothing else. kendrick has both the numbers and the discography to back him up as one of the greatest. yea, that's it. im out bruh 👊
      oh, i'm not out. logic is a fucking biter, he doesn't have his own sound. he's dope, but only because the influences from others that he uses are dope so, meh. gambino's last project was fucking amazing but other than that, 😴😴😴😴. he's a dope actor and director tho, i fucks with him heavy. bruh, get ur tastes a check up, pls.

    • @CoolingKit9
      @CoolingKit9 7 лет назад +5

      Armz ...........did you just say meek mill is the Tupac of generation? I really hope I read that wrong

    • @Giologan425
      @Giologan425 7 лет назад

      DihStyle69 Then why Tupac lived over 20.

  • @lightningmcking1234
    @lightningmcking1234 Год назад +27

    if the song names weren't fully caps you would have given it a 10

  • @IsaSiddiq
    @IsaSiddiq 7 лет назад +108

    Play it regular, he overcomes weakness and survives, lust -love Pride to humble fear to god.. play it from last to front he is losing to his wickedness and ultimately dies..

  • @alexedmonds6872
    @alexedmonds6872 7 лет назад +190

    30 shows a month and I still won't buy me no melon

    • @sicelokhoza3114
      @sicelokhoza3114 7 лет назад +1

      Alex Edmonds Underrated comment

    • @cantu7214
      @cantu7214 7 лет назад

      Alex Edmonds W

    • @crypto5149
      @crypto5149 7 лет назад

      Alex Edmonds all these melons is god playing a joke on me?

  • @jacobblack4253
    @jacobblack4253 7 лет назад +1622

    🍉/10

  • @gabrielambriz5640
    @gabrielambriz5640 3 года назад +238

    I assumed this review would be garbage because everyone hates it, but yo, Melon actually gives it a lot of praise, and a very detailed ANALYSIS. He obviously approaches it as a complex artistic statement (which is how any Kendrick album should be approached) as well as an album, and has a lot of deep and insightful things to say about it.
    VERY GOOD REVIEW but yall trippin over the score.

    • @voidsabre_
      @voidsabre_ 3 года назад +21

      Fantano isn't bad a reviews, he's just bad a numbers

    • @kidnameless
      @kidnameless 3 года назад +57

      I think reviews are ALWAYS better without scores. Numbers just take away good discussion. Guess people just want an easy way to describe the quality of music

    • @tommatt2901
      @tommatt2901 3 года назад +3

      @@kidnameless I agree

    • @whawhawhawhaaaa
      @whawhawhawhaaaa 2 года назад +9

      @@kidnameless I disagree. A score makes the general thoughts and feelings more immediately understandable and easier to parse. It obviously shouldn't be the main part of the review but still.

    • @Kianleahy
      @Kianleahy 2 года назад +2

      @@voidsabre_ Number scores dont say anything about an album, its just a score. you have to listen to what he said about it, a 7 reflects how he feels on the album, but the review is the review the number isnt the review