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you tell god to fuck that shit, and abscond anyway no strider is gonna take that bullshit and not only will you abscond, but then you'll refuse to abscond, ironically then you'll kick ass and go to heaven regardless, but not care and go to hell, ironically, because fuck that shit
I like the exaggerated bass in this version; the melody shows that Dave obviously knows what he's doing, and the ridiculous bass levels are just him being ironic. Or something like that.
So I just finished reading Homestuck for the first time and I just realized that Dave cut off Dirk's head just like he is threatening to do to his Bro here.
funny thing is, dirk is constantly decapitating and being decapitated himself throughout the entire comic. the robot bunny decapitates grandpa john, his robo-dirk thing he sent jake decapitates a lusus once, his dream self decapitates HB, and he gets decapitated himself twice (once by suicide to teleport his head, the other being the one you mention). it keeps happening
also really well planned, right before the battle against spades and lord Jack begins, you can see a few frames of Dirk with a thumbs down just like in the guardian strife
If you like this you can check out Sburban Jungle, Derse Dreamers, BL1ND JUST1C3, Umbral Ultimatum, At The Price of Oblivion (the song or the whole album). I haven't been in the fandom for years now, but i gotta admit the music still slaps
My friends: “I dont have premium,data or bandicamp! I need wifi to listen to the homestuck soundtrack!!” *me, who screen records the audio and saves it to my photo library so i can listen to it anytime:* “Wait- wh-“
@@lupper it's been a few months so I don't remember off the top of my head (if it is, it's probably in Dirk's route somewhere), but I'll come back in a bit and comment again with the relearned information!
@@lupper yes, it's in Dirk's route, sort of. It's the theme for the transition between Dirk's route and the Pesterquest epilogue. Spoilers ahead. Alright, now that I'm sure I've got a read more... Ult!Dirk slices through the end card for PQ! Dirk's good ending to this song.
"I'm not going to drag my fingers across his throat." "What ...? NO. It's an expression for killing someone. Cutting someone's throat. You know it right?" "Yeah." "See, he knows it. Everyone knows it." "No." "Everyone knows it." "Regardless i don't plan on just cutting his throat, i plan on detaching his head from his body!"
I fucking love Dave strider. I am planning a cosplay and will show up to an Olive Garden in dave strider cosplay. I am not joking, I’m getting red hi-top converse and everything.
You know what I like about dave, he still makes SBaHJ even though hes still in the medium and the earth is sploded and well... he cant really use the internet. maybe he just does some weird time shenanigans and manages to get those important drawings to those in need. Holy shit maybe theres like some deep message were supposed to get that hes trying to tell us but not directly because that would be uncool and mess up the timelines. what am I talking about again?
xx testing out my fantrolls typing quirk right now since im scrolling down and people are really saying the most random shit xx xx granted those comments are super old youtube was a completely different landscape back then xx xx so maybe im setting a bad exxample by emulating them xx
sup bros im listening to this ironically. i got all the irony. all of it. if someone went and got like a fucking infinite well of irony and thought they had more irony than me they better think again because all that irony is mine
dave strider Sorry to tell you, dawgs, but I've got you both beat. I have so much irony that I'm referred to among several cliques as Ferric. I have so much irony that my flesh tastes like that time when you were eating popcorn and you bit your tongue really hard and it kinda hurt to talk for a while after because the damn cut refused to heal and it was on the side of the tongue so whenever you moved your mouth your cheek kinda rubbed against the cut and it was like painful tickling. I have so much irony that I oxidize if I'm not careful. My point is that I have a whole fucking bunch of irony.
Cody Simpson fuckin man I have like all the irony. if an award was given for the most fucking ironic irony ever, id say fuck that shit to ironically being ironic irony here. got all the fuckin irony a man could want.
![Homestuck - Beatdown Round 2 [Album Version]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WZXTh2Qol6c/mqdefault.jpg)
![[S] Dirk: Unite Synchronization](/img/1.gif)
What if you
Wanted to go to Heaven
But God said
*CAN’T ABSCOND, BRO!*
you tell god to fuck that shit, and abscond anyway
no strider is gonna take that bullshit
and not only will you abscond, but then you'll refuse to abscond, ironically
then you'll kick ass and go to heaven regardless, but not care and go to hell, ironically, because fuck that shit
hey it's the funny soundcloud man
👎
@@labida9890 how did you find me
.cant abscond bro no bold text
"goddamnit the striders are on the roof again"
xD
XD
Xd
xd
xd
Honey, the Striders are on the roof again...
*makes me wonder what life would be like in that apartment*
@@lahmonz2325 pretty awesome.
(ignoring the first years in wich Dave gets his ass kicked hard)
(Muttering) i swear to god that puppet is possessed.
@@professionalsleeper6281 it literally is
"Ugh, this is getting tiresome. Just end my life right now-"
*crushed by meteor*
And they pumped out bangers like this on the regular back in 09??? And I never read Homestuck till 2021??? God damn, I really missed out.
Same here homie :/
Yes yes, indeed
Aye
IKR, I wish I was in Homestuck golden era. :(
@@aprilmcallister976 me tooo
Child abuse never sounded so cool!
rly makes me wanna beat the shit out of my kids ong
@@mateo8390 couple years late buddy
@@mateo8390 Too late to 😐,bro!
hi can i be late too
it is so epic (and i am so late
I like the exaggerated bass in this version; the melody shows that Dave obviously knows what he's doing, and the ridiculous bass levels are just him being ironic.
Or something like that.
and also that he is being abused by his brother and essentially getting his ass kicked
And just being generally sick as a fucking beluga whale after drinking a pool worth of pepto bismol. Which is pretty fucking sick
@@TysonForReal .fucking
@@sketcher4362 nahhhhh
up untilhe got pushed down the stairs it was kay but uh yeah Y I K E S
@@FixedKarma best thing I’ve ever read thank you
We're doing this.
We're making this happen.
WE'RE DOING THIS MAN
WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
where doing this bro
where making this happen
+⚡ᒍᗩY⚡And There it is. The greatest pairing, nay, the greatest MOMENT in all of Homestuck.
*neigh
+A filthy Homestuck
*hapen
Dave Strider is my favorite character, because he's cool, but in the most ironic way possible.
I like Dirk more than Dave because Dirk, in my opinion, is very intelligent and very cool, instead of just being "ironic" cool
Oswald Sweezlebogger I agree now. I made that comment way back when I was still on act 4.
B l ...
Dave Strider Hey, i still think you're cool.
Oswald Sweezlebogger yes dirk is life.My minecraft name is DirkMaskyTennant.... DIRK...
i played this while i watched 2 lizards fight on the back porch
god damn it was intense
ok that was epic
Once I saw five bees fighting in a partially open flower
i play it every time i see a kid getting his ass whooped
wh.
why did reading this make me think the phrase "lizard dave bottom text"
*song that plays while you watch two lizards fight on the back porch
So I just finished reading Homestuck for the first time and I just realized that Dave cut off Dirk's head just like he is threatening to do to his Bro here.
funny thing is, dirk is constantly decapitating and being decapitated himself throughout the entire comic. the robot bunny decapitates grandpa john, his robo-dirk thing he sent jake decapitates a lusus once, his dream self decapitates HB, and he gets decapitated himself twice (once by suicide to teleport his head, the other being the one you mention).
it keeps happening
@@pensamiento3867 I WARNED YOU ABOUT DECAPITATION BRO!! I TOLD YOU DOG
@@pensamiento3867 Also, Doc Scratch who is part Dirk through AR has his Head explode during his Death.
got spoiled this way
@@Hekza0024rip, had to happen sometime
look at his hands
hes talking to bro, right?
remember the decapitation scene in Collide?
FORESHADOWING
HOLY SHIT HUSSIE PLANNED IT ALL ALONG
+John Egbert WHY YY
AND RIGHT BEFORE DIRK STARTED FIGHTING HE DID THE THUMBS DOWN THING THAT BRO DID (yelling intensifIES) GDI HUSSIE
also really well planned,
right before the battle against spades and lord Jack begins, you can see a few frames of Dirk with a thumbs down just like in the guardian strife
(i kind of just said that but ye you worded it better than me)
Dave is finally a Big Shot
what
@@betaversion9654 it was a reference, because the song "Big shot" from Deltarune is inspired by this.
@@leonannaves9273 how is big shot inspired by beatdown strider style?
@@betaversion9654 listen to the synth melody in 0:07 and then listen to the start of big shot
stawp…. neow…
As Dave holds up the decapitated head of a smuppet, a random hand is giving him a thumbs up.
nobleXenon omg i didn’t realise but that hand is weirdly placed. The actual fuck
funny with how often Dirk gets decapitated
lol
More of a thumbs left.
Now I can't stop seeing Dave cleaning his room to this.
ion know shit bout homestuck but i just found this and its criminal how hard this goes
If you like this you can check out Sburban Jungle, Derse Dreamers, BL1ND JUST1C3, Umbral Ultimatum, At The Price of Oblivion (the song or the whole album). I haven't been in the fandom for years now, but i gotta admit the music still slaps
read it read it read it
do NOT read it
This is a good song to listen to when you clean your room XD shit gets clean quick
XD This is how to clean a room! The solution to cleaning quickly!
Put a beatdown on that laundry
why do i imagine bro organizing his laundry and cleaning the floor while teleporting epically
My friends: “I dont have premium,data or bandicamp! I need wifi to listen to the homestuck soundtrack!!”
*me, who screen records the audio and saves it to my photo library so i can listen to it anytime:* “Wait- wh-“
I love dave in this image he looks like a slug
This is really weird listening to this after finishing Pesterquest...
Willow (IDS) yeahh,,
why? ive never played pesterquest, is this song in it?
@@lupper it's been a few months so I don't remember off the top of my head (if it is, it's probably in Dirk's route somewhere), but I'll come back in a bit and comment again with the relearned information!
@@willowids369 haha thanks dude!!
@@lupper yes, it's in Dirk's route, sort of. It's the theme for the transition between Dirk's route and the Pesterquest epilogue. Spoilers ahead.
Alright, now that I'm sure I've got a read more...
Ult!Dirk slices through the end card for PQ! Dirk's good ending to this song.
Remember when battling your bro on your roof was the biggest threat you had to face all day?
do you have a deadline for something
play this song
+John Egbert
will do
dave does not have any deadlines except finishing loops
+GaMzEe MaKaRa awww. he's so cute and adora... gamzee. what are you doin'. gamzee?... STAHP!!!
Like if you imagined this comment with John's voice.
+KrysysDaPro _ John's...voice???
*facepalm*
One of the best Homestuck tracks ever
Dave...?
Only Because It Is From Dave I Presume
=;)
lmao 2-D is a Homestuck
@@rep1600 no it's because of the starches IDIOT
"I'm not going to drag my fingers across his throat."
"What ...? NO. It's an expression for killing someone. Cutting someone's throat. You know it right?"
"Yeah."
"See, he knows it. Everyone knows it."
"No."
"Everyone knows it."
"Regardless i don't plan on just cutting his throat, i plan on detaching his head from his body!"
Nick Morilland lol
I've heard this somewhere, please remind me what it was
ShulkReks Guardians of the Galaxy.
Vayos ReaperoftheVoid thanks
ShulkReks no prob
Hey Dave
Dave listen
Hey Dave
Listen
Your hair is
Dave
Listen
Your hair
Is a Bird.
Oh Fuck i Cant unsee this now
I just noticed this now, and i cant unsee.
So thats why they chose a bird for Davesprite.
It’s a crow too.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE [[Beaten Down]]
The worst thing about reading the book version of HS is missing out on bangers like these
Absolutely. Fucking. Pear. Shaped
That's really all there is to say on the matter.
The domestic abuse song
Parents arguing? Play this and breakdance!!!
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
I TOLD YOU DOG !
I warned you about stairs bro...
I told you dog...
+Koevantas IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I told you man, I told you...
I told you dog
i dont get it what :sob:
Only the strider family could make child abuse ironically awesome
agreed!
it’s 2018 and I just now got into homestuck
help
holy frick, really? dude. that's so cool. plus, you're repping dangan right now. bRuUHhHhh
tALK TO MEEEE ((none of my friends like either))
SaMe
get well soon
good 2023. how do you think i feel
Dave
Stop getting the shit beaten out of you by a puppet
Damnit Dave XD
LunarServant *abusive caretaker
Devin Parriss .3.
LunarServant how far you in homestuck? Bro is abusive
I left of from when it started
With the trolls
Mainly "DO NOT EAT THE MIND HONEY"
LunarServant oh well. just know that Bro was very abusive
comments then: I like Dave Strider
comments now: THIS SOUNDS LIKE [[Hyperlink blocked]]
I remember this from 000BC
knew it because back in 08
I PRESENT TO YOU [Hyperlink blocked]
This is like ear candy with headphones on! :O
0:07 sounds like BIG SHOT and now you can't unhear it
[S] Dave: Get fucking styled on
Best version of Beatdown? I think so.
playing this on full volume with beats is the most electrifying experience ever
Mom: hey, could you-
Me: not right now, I'm having a Strider moment.
honey! the Striders are on the roof again!
calm down dear at least they're getting exercise
Am I the only one that feels the speed of this makes it feel panicked?
No
Dave and dirk are just sooo cool
dirk the child abuser B)
I fucking love Dave strider. I am planning a cosplay and will show up to an Olive Garden in dave strider cosplay. I am not joking, I’m getting red hi-top converse and everything.
You think he would wear hi-tops?
@@goldegreen yeah I’m Dave Strider but gayer I make the rules
Drop your Twitter so I can witness this
@@demonkiller8000 fortunately I do not have the hellspawn is twitter so you will not be able to witness it
@@deviousAesthete drop your uhhhh idk tumblr or something
the striders are fighting on the roof again
This is the perfect song to wake up to. It never fails to give me the energy I need to start the day!
1:55 I thought there was something wrong with my computer
You see what dave is doing, right?
He wants to cut his chin.
This song is fucking cool
I WARNED ABOUT THE STAIRS MAN
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
this amazing shit sounds like that space jump jump game on cool math
It's 2019 and I just got into Homestuck.
Also sorry if that sounded like a, "WHO'S WATCHING IN 2019?!?!" comment. I really hate those.
A tiny puppet ?
-Lil cal
-or spamton ?
Lil' Spam
Calton
This picture makes me laugh so hard, because he's trying be so threatening but he gets the crap beat out of him. Lol Dave.
Thats messed up Dave Yeah...gets his ass kicked but he is still a good fighter so is Dirk x3 #striden
jackson kane nah dirk is just overall a better fighter in ways otherwise he wouldn’t have gotten yaldebaoth
Playing this song, Celdweller, Billy Talent and Bonetrousle all at the same time...
Don't try it.
fucking try it.
+Moostache_ _ I tried it
my ears have been enlightened
MOOSTACHE_ _ I need to remember this. owo
this song fucks so hard my gog i love it still
i cant stop listening to this someone help me
music to get beaten to death to
CAN'T ABSCOND, BRO!
You know what I like about dave, he still makes SBaHJ even though hes still in the medium and the earth is sploded and well... he cant really use the internet.
maybe he just does some weird time shenanigans and manages to get those important drawings to those in need. Holy shit maybe theres like some deep message were supposed to get that hes trying to tell us but not directly because that would be uncool and mess up the timelines. what am I talking about again?
imagine accessing Rose's game guide and attached are several pages of shitty incomprehensible comics
2018 and that bass hits hard 👌
1 out of 413 people didnt care about the warning on stairs
xx testing out my fantrolls typing quirk right now since im scrolling down and people are really saying the most random shit xx
xx granted those comments are super old youtube was a completely different landscape back then xx
xx so maybe im setting a bad exxample by emulating them xx
0.65x speed to enable Beatup Mode.
Dirk was decapitated...
In [S]unite by sending his head to jake
In collide by dave
In the credits( the pinata)
In the epilogues by suiciding
Godammit
TT: Well this has gone completely fucking pear shaped. There's no other way out of it, you're going to have to decapitate me.
FUUUCK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE EPILOGUES, WHY, NO.
i just got my ass handed to my by my bro...
thats really all there is the say on the matter.
U2D7NE J72T K1C5ED M3 A22
T4ATS A11 I C1N S9Y A5 THE M3TTER
D --> Where the fuck are all my fresh towels
some sick jams here, am I right?
still a fuckin jam
"Bro just kicked my ass"
"That's really all there is to say on the matter"
This shit slaps
i can and will listen to this on loop, forever..and ever
sup bros im listening to this ironically. i got all the irony. all of it. if someone went and got like a fucking infinite well of irony and thought they had more irony than me they better think again because all that irony is mine
get some shitty buckets man because im gonna drain that 'infinite' well of irony like a box of aj
this shit is unbelievable
dave strider
Sorry to tell you, dawgs, but I've got you both beat. I have so much irony that I'm referred to among several cliques as Ferric. I have so much irony that my flesh tastes like that time when you were eating popcorn and you bit your tongue really hard and it kinda hurt to talk for a while after because the damn cut refused to heal and it was on the side of the tongue so whenever you moved your mouth your cheek kinda rubbed against the cut and it was like painful tickling. I have so much irony that I oxidize if I'm not careful. My point is that I have a whole fucking bunch of irony.
Cody Simpson fuckin man I have like all the irony. if an award was given for the most fucking ironic irony ever, id say fuck that shit to ironically being ironic irony here. got all the fuckin irony a man could want.
clearly that shit is not enough, i can tell youre jealous of my fucking irony bro
everyone calm down I can't take all this irony.
Casually playing this while staring at the sunrise in Texas lmao
Yes sir, we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter
Headphones on full blast=bliss
Dirk's style is so good, I love him and his bits
this isn't dirk lol
@@daiyahigashikata "Strider style" doesn't mean just Dave 🙏🙏
@@onrop-zq2ml dirk didn't exist when this video was uploaded 🙏
@@daiyahigashikata i know, but Bro existed, and his special beat was used here, i just called Bro by his name
When ur lowkey a victim but at least the soundtrack slaps
True
Why is everyone saying this sounds like Big Shot? It doesn't even sound remotely similar
Listen to the bass at the very start of Big Shot, it's identical to the one here.
Toby sampled this song like he’s done for almost every undertale/deltarune song lol
Love this song so much!
+Jack Rutledge Goembel eyyyyy my old friend
Hello darkness my old friend...
лучшее
I always thought of this as Dave's theme even if it isnt. Especially when it was newly updating at the time
the fight scene in round two is amazing
IT JUST KEEPS AWESOMEING.
this sounds like a rap battle
The IRONYS are in the fire
Haha
Get it
Sounds like "irons"
Haha
Anyone? No? Ok...
Regardless, this is a well-done joke.
Aw, come on, 3-year-younger me. You could've had SOME higher standards.
@@Asupreme this is more hilarious than it should be
Eight, a Supreme Number this sounds like something Dave would do
"Honey, call the policws, the striders are on the Roof again."
Beatdown (Strider Style) and Beatdown Round Two HAVE very different vibes to them and I think that’s beautiful
my favorite song in the entire volume 3 of the soundtrack.
who else 13 years late here yall
also conviniently i am 13 as of writing this.. how insane
Me
i warned him about those stairs, bro
I told him dog.
Dang it
Right when I think I've gotten past spoiler central
Someone spoils near the ending
On act 2
Where doing this man
WHERE MAKING IT HAPPEN
where doing it man. where MAKING THIS HAPEN.
ngl it sounds like ultimate dirks theme
Ult's is a remix of this song, called beatup
This is beatdown
Thank you, holy uploader!
*I WARNED YOU BRO*
*I WARNED YOU DAWG*
*I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO*
This song is so, like, Dave awesome, because, its like, for Dave, so Dave is just awesome.
WHERE DOING IT MAN. WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN.
if they make a homestuck movie, I demand hat this be done orchestrally