you tell god to fuck that shit, and abscond anyway no strider is gonna take that bullshit and not only will you abscond, but then you'll refuse to abscond, ironically then you'll kick ass and go to heaven regardless, but not care and go to hell, ironically, because fuck that shit
I like the exaggerated bass in this version; the melody shows that Dave obviously knows what he's doing, and the ridiculous bass levels are just him being ironic. Or something like that.
So I just finished reading Homestuck for the first time and I just realized that Dave cut off Dirk's head just like he is threatening to do to his Bro here.
funny thing is, dirk is constantly decapitating and being decapitated himself throughout the entire comic. the robot bunny decapitates grandpa john, his robo-dirk thing he sent jake decapitates a lusus once, his dream self decapitates HB, and he gets decapitated himself twice (once by suicide to teleport his head, the other being the one you mention). it keeps happening
also really well planned, right before the battle against spades and lord Jack begins, you can see a few frames of Dirk with a thumbs down just like in the guardian strife
If you like this you can check out Sburban Jungle, Derse Dreamers, BL1ND JUST1C3, Umbral Ultimatum, At The Price of Oblivion (the song or the whole album). I haven't been in the fandom for years now, but i gotta admit the music still slaps
My friends: “I dont have premium,data or bandicamp! I need wifi to listen to the homestuck soundtrack!!” *me, who screen records the audio and saves it to my photo library so i can listen to it anytime:* “Wait- wh-“
"I'm not going to drag my fingers across his throat." "What ...? NO. It's an expression for killing someone. Cutting someone's throat. You know it right?" "Yeah." "See, he knows it. Everyone knows it." "No." "Everyone knows it." "Regardless i don't plan on just cutting his throat, i plan on detaching his head from his body!"
@@lupper it's been a few months so I don't remember off the top of my head (if it is, it's probably in Dirk's route somewhere), but I'll come back in a bit and comment again with the relearned information!
@@lupper yes, it's in Dirk's route, sort of. It's the theme for the transition between Dirk's route and the Pesterquest epilogue. Spoilers ahead. Alright, now that I'm sure I've got a read more... Ult!Dirk slices through the end card for PQ! Dirk's good ending to this song.
You know what I like about dave, he still makes SBaHJ even though hes still in the medium and the earth is sploded and well... he cant really use the internet. maybe he just does some weird time shenanigans and manages to get those important drawings to those in need. Holy shit maybe theres like some deep message were supposed to get that hes trying to tell us but not directly because that would be uncool and mess up the timelines. what am I talking about again?
I fucking love Dave strider. I am planning a cosplay and will show up to an Olive Garden in dave strider cosplay. I am not joking, I’m getting red hi-top converse and everything.
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"goddamnit the striders are on the roof again"
xD
XD
Xd
xd
xd
Honey, the Striders are on the roof again...
*makes me wonder what life would be like in that apartment*
@@lahmonz2325 pretty awesome.
(ignoring the first years in wich Dave gets his ass kicked hard)
(Muttering) i swear to god that puppet is possessed.
@@professionalsleeper6281 it literally is
"Ugh, this is getting tiresome. Just end my life right now-"
*crushed by meteor*
What if you
Wanted to go to Heaven
But God said
*CAN’T ABSCOND, BRO!*
you tell god to fuck that shit, and abscond anyway
no strider is gonna take that bullshit
and not only will you abscond, but then you'll refuse to abscond, ironically
then you'll kick ass and go to heaven regardless, but not care and go to hell, ironically, because fuck that shit
hey it's the funny soundcloud man
👎
@@labida9890 how did you find me
.cant abscond bro no bold text
And they pumped out bangers like this on the regular back in 09??? And I never read Homestuck till 2021??? God damn, I really missed out.
Same here homie :/
Yes yes, indeed
Aye
IKR, I wish I was in Homestuck golden era. :(
@@aprilmcallister976 me tooo
I like the exaggerated bass in this version; the melody shows that Dave obviously knows what he's doing, and the ridiculous bass levels are just him being ironic.
Or something like that.
and also that he is being abused by his brother and essentially getting his ass kicked
And just being generally sick as a fucking beluga whale after drinking a pool worth of pepto bismol. Which is pretty fucking sick
@@TysonForReal .fucking
@@SketcherSquared nahhhhh
up untilhe got pushed down the stairs it was kay but uh yeah Y I K E S
@@FixedKarma best thing I’ve ever read thank you
So I just finished reading Homestuck for the first time and I just realized that Dave cut off Dirk's head just like he is threatening to do to his Bro here.
funny thing is, dirk is constantly decapitating and being decapitated himself throughout the entire comic. the robot bunny decapitates grandpa john, his robo-dirk thing he sent jake decapitates a lusus once, his dream self decapitates HB, and he gets decapitated himself twice (once by suicide to teleport his head, the other being the one you mention).
it keeps happening
@@pensamiento3867 I WARNED YOU ABOUT DECAPITATION BRO!! I TOLD YOU DOG
@@pensamiento3867 Also, Doc Scratch who is part Dirk through AR has his Head explode during his Death.
got spoiled this way
@@Hekza0024rip, had to happen sometime
i played this while i watched 2 lizards fight on the back porch
god damn it was intense
ok that was epic
Once I saw five bees fighting in a partially open flower
i play it every time i see a kid getting his ass whooped
wh.
why did reading this make me think the phrase "lizard dave bottom text"
*song that plays while you watch two lizards fight on the back porch
Dave Strider is my favorite character, because he's cool, but in the most ironic way possible.
I like Dirk more than Dave because Dirk, in my opinion, is very intelligent and very cool, instead of just being "ironic" cool
Oswald Sweezlebogger I agree now. I made that comment way back when I was still on act 4.
B l ...
Dave Strider Hey, i still think you're cool.
Oswald Sweezlebogger yes dirk is life.My minecraft name is DirkMaskyTennant.... DIRK...
We're doing this.
We're making this happen.
WE'RE DOING THIS MAN
WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
where doing this bro
where making this happen
+⚡ᒍᗩY⚡And There it is. The greatest pairing, nay, the greatest MOMENT in all of Homestuck.
*neigh
+A filthy Homestuck
*hapen
look at his hands
hes talking to bro, right?
remember the decapitation scene in Collide?
FORESHADOWING
HOLY SHIT HUSSIE PLANNED IT ALL ALONG
+John Egbert WHY YY
AND RIGHT BEFORE DIRK STARTED FIGHTING HE DID THE THUMBS DOWN THING THAT BRO DID (yelling intensifIES) GDI HUSSIE
also really well planned,
right before the battle against spades and lord Jack begins, you can see a few frames of Dirk with a thumbs down just like in the guardian strife
(i kind of just said that but ye you worded it better than me)
Now I can't stop seeing Dave cleaning his room to this.
Child abuse never sounded so cool!
rly makes me wanna beat the shit out of my kids ong
@@mateo8390 couple years late buddy
@@mateo8390 Too late to 😐,bro!
hi can i be late too
it is so epic (and i am so late
As Dave holds up the decapitated head of a smuppet, a random hand is giving him a thumbs up.
nobleXenon omg i didn’t realise but that hand is weirdly placed. The actual fuck
funny with how often Dirk gets decapitated
lol
More of a thumbs left.
Dave is finally a Big Shot
what
@@betaversion9654 it was a reference, because the song "Big shot" from Deltarune is inspired by this.
@@leonannaves9273 how is big shot inspired by beatdown strider style?
@@betaversion9654 listen to the synth melody in 0:07 and then listen to the start of big shot
stawp…. neow…
do you have a deadline for something
play this song
+John Egbert
will do
dave does not have any deadlines except finishing loops
+GaMzEe MaKaRa awww. he's so cute and adora... gamzee. what are you doin'. gamzee?... STAHP!!!
Like if you imagined this comment with John's voice.
+KrysysDaPro _ John's...voice???
*facepalm*
ion know shit bout homestuck but i just found this and its criminal how hard this goes
If you like this you can check out Sburban Jungle, Derse Dreamers, BL1ND JUST1C3, Umbral Ultimatum, At The Price of Oblivion (the song or the whole album). I haven't been in the fandom for years now, but i gotta admit the music still slaps
read it read it read it
do NOT read it
One of the best Homestuck tracks ever
Dave...?
Only Because It Is From Dave I Presume
=;)
lmao 2-D is a Homestuck
@@rep1600 no it's because of the starches IDIOT
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE [[Beaten Down]]
This is a good song to listen to when you clean your room XD shit gets clean quick
XD This is how to clean a room! The solution to cleaning quickly!
Put a beatdown on that laundry
why do i imagine bro organizing his laundry and cleaning the floor while teleporting epically
I love dave in this image he looks like a slug
My friends: “I dont have premium,data or bandicamp! I need wifi to listen to the homestuck soundtrack!!”
*me, who screen records the audio and saves it to my photo library so i can listen to it anytime:* “Wait- wh-“
sounded like 2012 ahh problems
"I'm not going to drag my fingers across his throat."
"What ...? NO. It's an expression for killing someone. Cutting someone's throat. You know it right?"
"Yeah."
"See, he knows it. Everyone knows it."
"No."
"Everyone knows it."
"Regardless i don't plan on just cutting his throat, i plan on detaching his head from his body!"
Nick Morilland lol
I've heard this somewhere, please remind me what it was
ShulkReks Guardians of the Galaxy.
Vayos ReaperoftheVoid thanks
ShulkReks no prob
This is really weird listening to this after finishing Pesterquest...
Willow (IDS) yeahh,,
why? ive never played pesterquest, is this song in it?
@@lupper it's been a few months so I don't remember off the top of my head (if it is, it's probably in Dirk's route somewhere), but I'll come back in a bit and comment again with the relearned information!
@@willowids369 haha thanks dude!!
@@lupper yes, it's in Dirk's route, sort of. It's the theme for the transition between Dirk's route and the Pesterquest epilogue. Spoilers ahead.
Alright, now that I'm sure I've got a read more...
Ult!Dirk slices through the end card for PQ! Dirk's good ending to this song.
Remember when battling your bro on your roof was the biggest threat you had to face all day?
The worst thing about reading the book version of HS is missing out on bangers like these
Mom: hey, could you-
Me: not right now, I'm having a Strider moment.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
I TOLD YOU DOG !
Dave
Stop getting the shit beaten out of you by a puppet
Damnit Dave XD
LunarServant *abusive caretaker
Devin Parriss .3.
LunarServant how far you in homestuck? Bro is abusive
I left of from when it started
With the trolls
Mainly "DO NOT EAT THE MIND HONEY"
LunarServant oh well. just know that Bro was very abusive
comments then: I like Dave Strider
comments now: THIS SOUNDS LIKE [[Hyperlink blocked]]
Hey Dave
Dave listen
Hey Dave
Listen
Your hair is
Dave
Listen
Your hair
Is a Bird.
Oh Fuck i Cant unsee this now
I just noticed this now, and i cant unsee.
So thats why they chose a bird for Davesprite.
It’s a crow too.
1:55 I thought there was something wrong with my computer
This is like ear candy with headphones on! :O
0:07 sounds like BIG SHOT and now you can't unhear it
In case anyone follows up on Toby’s later projects and music, I want them to notice how parts of this sound like the opening of BIG SHOT.
Absolutely. Fucking. Pear. Shaped
That's really all there is to say on the matter.
This is the perfect song to wake up to. It never fails to give me the energy I need to start the day!
[S] Dave: Get fucking styled on
Only the strider family could make child abuse ironically awesome
agreed!
I warned you about stairs bro...
I told you dog...
+Koevantas IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I told you man, I told you...
I told you dog
i dont get it what :sob:
I remember this from 000BC
knew it because back in 08
it’s 2018 and I just now got into homestuck
help
holy frick, really? dude. that's so cool. plus, you're repping dangan right now. bRuUHhHhh
tALK TO MEEEE ((none of my friends like either))
SaMe
get well soon
good 2023. how do you think i feel
playing this on full volume with beats is the most electrifying experience ever
music to get beaten to death to
Dave and dirk are just sooo cool
dirk the child abuser B)
The domestic abuse song
Parents arguing? Play this and breakdance!!!
You see what dave is doing, right?
He wants to cut his chin.
This song is so, like, Dave awesome, because, its like, for Dave, so Dave is just awesome.
WHERE DOING IT MAN. WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN.
Best version of Beatdown? I think so.
this song fucks so hard my gog i love it still
honey! the Striders are on the roof again!
calm down dear at least they're getting exercise
the striders are fighting on the roof again
this amazing shit sounds like that space jump jump game on cool math
IT JUST KEEPS AWESOMEING.
This song is fucking cool
This biznasty is just OOZING deliriosity.
i can and will listen to this on loop, forever..and ever
still a fuckin jam
2018 and that bass hits hard 👌
Casually playing this while staring at the sunrise in Texas lmao
I PRESENT TO YOU [Hyperlink blocked]
i cant stop listening to this someone help me
Thank you, holy uploader!
Love this song so much!
+Jack Rutledge Goembel eyyyyy my old friend
Hello darkness my old friend...
You know what I like about dave, he still makes SBaHJ even though hes still in the medium and the earth is sploded and well... he cant really use the internet.
maybe he just does some weird time shenanigans and manages to get those important drawings to those in need. Holy shit maybe theres like some deep message were supposed to get that hes trying to tell us but not directly because that would be uncool and mess up the timelines. what am I talking about again?
imagine accessing Rose's game guide and attached are several pages of shitty incomprehensible comics
CAN'T ABSCOND, BRO!
the fight scene in round two is amazing
I fucking love Dave strider. I am planning a cosplay and will show up to an Olive Garden in dave strider cosplay. I am not joking, I’m getting red hi-top converse and everything.
You think he would wear hi-tops?
@@goldegreen yeah I’m Dave Strider but gayer I make the rules
Drop your Twitter so I can witness this
@@demonkiller8000 fortunately I do not have the hellspawn is twitter so you will not be able to witness it
@@deviousAesthete drop your uhhhh idk tumblr or something
some sick jams here, am I right?
1:12 the ultimate blue screen
"Bro just kicked my ass"
"That's really all there is to say on the matter"
лучшее
my favorite song in the entire volume 3 of the soundtrack.
Yes sir, we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
0:07 BIG SHOT
Now's your chance to be a [[LIL' CAL]]
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xx granted those comments are super old youtube was a completely different landscape back then xx
xx so maybe im setting a bad exxample by emulating them xx
I always thought of this as Dave's theme even if it isnt. Especially when it was newly updating at the time
Headphones on full blast=bliss
Dirk's style is so good, I love him and his bits
this isn't dirk lol
@@daiyahigashikata "Strider style" doesn't mean just Dave 🙏🙏
@@onrop-zq2ml dirk didn't exist when this video was uploaded 🙏
@@daiyahigashikata i know, but Bro existed, and his special beat was used here, i just called Bro by his name
This picture makes me laugh so hard, because he's trying be so threatening but he gets the crap beat out of him. Lol Dave.
Thats messed up Dave Yeah...gets his ass kicked but he is still a good fighter so is Dirk x3 #striden
jackson kane nah dirk is just overall a better fighter in ways otherwise he wouldn’t have gotten yaldebaoth
thanks TrackSwap :D
I WARNED ABOUT THE STAIRS MAN
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
This is awesome. I would totally make this my ringtone.
Oh Dave, you be my favorite DJ. I respect all of your bro's puppets. Especially Lil' Cal =w=
This is JAMMIN’! PUT THIS IN ANY SITUATION!
"Honey, call the policws, the striders are on the Roof again."
as someone who used to live in a city apartment, never again
*Dave falls down the stairs*
Me - Don't worry Dave! Just drink ur apple juice
😂 it makes everything better
thank you you have brought light to my soul.
Playing this song, Celdweller, Billy Talent and Bonetrousle all at the same time...
Don't try it.
fucking try it.
+Moostache_ _ I tried it
my ears have been enlightened
MOOSTACHE_ _ I need to remember this. owo
Dave doing this whilst the world is ending
A tiny puppet ?
-Lil cal
-or spamton ?
Lil' Spam
Calton
Dave is so cool and fearless and only thirteen years old💀
1 out of 413 people didnt care about the warning on stairs
Dave Strider.
Certified badass.
Dirk was decapitated...
In [S]unite by sending his head to jake
In collide by dave
In the credits( the pinata)
In the epilogues by suiciding
Godammit
TT: Well this has gone completely fucking pear shaped. There's no other way out of it, you're going to have to decapitate me.
FUUUCK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE EPILOGUES, WHY, NO.
when youre getting your ass beaten by ur bro but this banger starts playing
0.65x speed to enable Beatup Mode.
oh my gah this is so good 🤯🤯🤯