Neil is an amazing scientist but terrible at socializing though tbf most scientists are hard to talk normally to. They always get engrossed in science.
@@AIHumanEqualityNeil's issue is that he thinks he's the star. I've seen his interviews, he constantly interrupts and talks about himself. It's a shame because he IS knowledgeable and passionate about science, it's just his personality has become irritating.
@@theaikidokaWhich interviews? I've seen many of his interviews and panels he was on and he just talked about science 99% of the time. I don't think he thinks he's a star, I think he's just socially awkward. Kind of like how Sheldon in Big Bang Theory is super intelligent but has no idea how to socialize with anyone normally.
[1:30] Fun fact: Clowns' humor is making fun of themselves. They don't tell jokes, they do silly things that make themselves the butt of the joke. A jester on the other hand tells jokes and makes a fool of the audience, not himself. In medieval times, they had the special right to make fun of the king as long as it was entertaining. Their hats tell you what kind of humor they give; clowns traditionally have pointed "dunce caps", while jesters have the two parts on their hat with the bells on the ends (that look similar to horns?) Yes this is the result of my hyperfixation on clowns and jesters. No I'm not going to apologise for useful information. :)
Probably also why (in general) American humor is all fart jokes and "haha look at me I'm being silly", whereas English comedy is more introspective and more of a social satire. Incidentally, wasn't the jester also called the Fool? What a job though, having to tread a fine line between making the King laugh his head off, and not ordering you have your head off! *cough Henry VIII*
6:10 I’m never calling it X. To quote our dearest Jonathan A. Emkay (a.k.a Robin) “If you’re gonna dead name your kid, I’m gonna dead name your god damn website.”
5:13 It was a boat full of immigrants. The local laws forbade people from going out and helping them after their boat sank. The news said the law was written that way to deter anyone else from trying to immigrate over that body of water, or something to that effect. It's one of those disgusting anti poor people laws that's found all over.
2:10 It kind of looks like she's tricking the guy into relationship for his money, hiding the fact she's a terrible person, but he is going to cheat on her / betray her and all that while third guy is offering his heart, hiding the fact that he can give her the world or smth. You know, "nice guy" that only chases after dumb Bs
Yeah, it's Girl likes rich guy (woman bad) Rich guy will stab her in the back (rich guy bad) Poor guy loves girl and would give her the world (somehow?) but gets snapped on half by girl and rich guy getting close (poor guy good and suffering) Typical nice guy/incel post tbh 😅
I think the guy is offering her money, hiding the fact he’s gonna betray her, the girl is accepting the money, hiding her heart and the fact she doesn’t actually love him, and the other guy actually loves her but when the two other people get together it’ll pretty much destroy him (hence the scissors thing)
haha, i merely jest my fair maiden Lest…? haha i jest i jest why lest you wish to? no no that would be ludicrous my maiden (i’m the jester, but i’m a nice guy)
The order of Neils/Neals Neil ArmStrong: First man on the moon, a mass separate from our earth. Neil Cicierega: Changed the internet as a whole, & is responsible for several classics & epic music. Neil Degrass Tyson: In A mIrRoR, yOu, CaN kIsS yOuRsElF oNlY oN tHe LiPs.
I haven't been subscribed to EmKay for very long (by the time I found out about it Damien was basically gone) but I did find his other channels and I'm glad he's narrating on here again :)
2:08 I deciphered it. it's a nice guys finish last type thing. the girl is going after the "Chad" (in the scissor handle) because she sees the money, and is holding her heart because that's what she'll give him, but all he will do is stab her heart (so, he's going to takw what he wants and leave) but the guy between the blades is offering his heart (not enough for the girl, she's more attracted to money) and wants to give her the world (that's the earth behind his back) he's also between the blades because them coming together is going to hurt him. all of these have meaning they're just cringe and weird
Pretty sure the "Yes, but..." thing is just a series of comics where something is happening, BUT there's a twist, like the person charging their phone not having a charged bank either.
4:27 I'm sort of glad I'm not the only one who hates interaction bait and chain mails like these. Something about the way they're worded feels condescending too like "POST YOUR RUclips SEARCHES OR YOU ARE TOXIC AND PROBLEMATIC 💀" shit on Instagram... like who are you to tell me to show you my RUclips searches?? I don't care man, I hate tis shit so much
Omg those repost chains infuriate me SO HARD especially when they’re saying if you care about this news story repost otherwise you’re a racist. Like I care about that social issue but now you just gave me anxiety and panic attack.
17:17 the train is meant to be driving on the side of a mountain. One man is looking at the landscape below, and the other is looking at the side of the mountain pressed in close to the train. There's windows on both sides.
The windows directory separator is the '/' you see on the windows explorer. So if you have a folder on the C drive it'd be C:/myfolder. In Japan they use ¥ instead of a '/' so it'd be C:¥myfolder. Now how this person assumed that a random symbol is going to cause the decline of their society.. I don't think anyone can explain that lol.
You’re mostly correct. However, the Windows path separator ‘\’ not ‘/‘. ‘/‘ is the path separator in Unix-like OSes (MacOS, Linux, etc.). Also, the reason this happens is that the pre-Unicode ¥ symbol in the Japanese character set happens to have the same character code as ‘\’ in the ASCII character set.
2:09 The bottom guy gives her his heart and would also give her his world in a relationship. She would give either guy her heart. And the guy on the left would give her money and in the end backstab her (treat her like crap and make her hurt). And if she chooses him would she cut off her chance of true love... That's what I get from that.
2:05 bro is just casually holding up a disembodied HUMAN heart and hiding a big rock (the world). This little guy is a psychopath 😂 The other guy with the knife is a bit sketchy, but there isn't proof he opened up someone's chest and pulled out a humans organs. 💀
The number thing is pretty easy, actually: People would rather be wrong about an issue, and fight each other, than be right and get along. And I've seen more than enough evidence to know that there is some truth to it. Some people are just hateful bastards, and they latch onto anything that justifies their anger, because they have nothing else. Same with the power bank: If you always help others, you'll eventually have nothing left to give.
13:40 That mom is extremely wrong. The heart forms after only a few weeks. What does she think it doesn't start beating until the baby is born? They have you listen to the heartbeat at your appointments!
5:18 not only there was a search party but they actually refused their help when they were found. i dont understand why people thought we ran out of search and rescue groups. there is literally thousands of them
80 people died and 500 were missing because the Greek coast guard didn't help them in time because they were illegal migrants. That's what people were upset about.
yeah but we are treating emergency services like they are a limited resource and compassion is somehow non existant if we try to rescue rich people. the fact that so many people got upset in the first place shows that there was nothing wrong with rescue teams trying to rescue the titan victims. it was a simple matter of political issues getting in the way. it had nothing to do with titan submersible having billionaires in it. @@CathySW
@2:05 i think the message is that the guy with the world "has it all" & wants to give it to the girl bcz he loves her, but she's giving her heart to the "bad boy" who is only going to hurt her in the end, bcz he has the "money & looks". Its the saying "nice guys finish last" thing. 🤷♀️
6:04 one way of interpreting this: is most of the stuff you learn in school is forgotten very quickly, which has been scientifically proven, you forget most of the stuff you learn, as if there was practical use for most of it, some of it is useful, but not all of it. this sh*t is so, SO convoluted
The focus part of the train is focusing on when your stop arives or if your the driver then you focus on not derailing the train and getting everyone to their destination safely
16:15 if you look at your Windows Explorer, you'll see a bar that says something like this C:\user\My Documents The \ is a separator Japanese uses ¥ because 1. Their Keyboard is Laid out differently 2. They have different Localization
The one with the hearts show that the dude on the bottom can give the girl the world and his love while the dude on the left will only give her money then stab her in the back (aka where her heart is being held)
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Their adaptability allows them to thrive in diverse climates, from the Arctic tundra to the arid deserts, making them a vital component of nearly every terrestrial ecosystem. Ecological Importance Grass, often regarded as the unsung hero of ecosystems, serves a multitude of ecological functions. Perhaps one of its most critical roles is soil stabilization. Grasses have deep, fibrous root systems that help prevent soil erosion, making them instrumental in maintaining the structural integrity of landscapes. Their presence ensures that fertile topsoil is retained, preventing it from being washed away by rain or blown away by wind. Moreover, grasses are primary producers in many food chains. They serve as a food source for herbivores, such as deer, bison, and cattle. In turn, these herbivores support carnivores like wolves and big cats. Without the foundational role of grasses, entire ecosystems would unravel, leading to imbalances in biodiversity. 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Its incredible diversity and adaptability have allowed it to thrive in a wide range of environments, shaping the landscapes we know today. As we move forward, we must recognize the vital role that grass plays in our lives and ecosystems and strive to protect and sustain it for future generations. Whether beneath our feet or stretching across the horizon, grass is a symbol of life and a reminder of the interconnectedness of all living things on this planet.
2:13, He will give her the world, shows her his heart, that other guy shows her the money, and she hides her heart from the other guy, and the other guy really has a bad plan for the girl, and all this while both of them will cut the guy who held the Earth into pieces. Good metaphor.
2:23 I just got the Riolu egg from Pokémon Shining Peal and, as you were reading this, I was making my character walk in circles at Iron Island's mountain to make the egg haych lmfao
4:48 what i hate more is when they say a sad story about racism or something and then say "repost or you're (insert horrible thing here)" no you're not a horrible person if you don't repost. It just feels manipulative
The thing about rat poison is that it will kill the rat after eating it like, once. Hamburgers once won't kill a human. It can be eaten every now and then with a balanced diet and be pretty much harmless. So the metaphor doesn't work at all. Cigarettes or high-percent alcohol would have been more effective at portraying the way humans consume "poison".
Another thing - rat poison is only eaten by them because it's designed to smell and taste somewhat good to them. Kinda like how alcohol is flavoured and all. Or products with tobacco. But it slowly kills the rats instead, it can take days. Like how humans slowly decrease in health by overuse of the previously mentioned things. So those would be a much better metaphor. With that said, please use quick methods to control a rat or mouse population, if possible. They don't deserve to slowly go out. Plus, if they wander away, a fox or another scavenging predator can consume it and be affected.
0:14 guys, I honestly think Neil himself finds it hilarious. I'm pretty sure it's an abstract bit/joke or something. And he's right, it's pretty damn funny.
The strange thing is that the thumbnail actually happened recently. Some people were filming this dude who jumped off a cruise ship and some dude just videoed it and when the guy got dragged underwater, the dude just said “bye bye!” Which is honestly HORRIFYING kdkdkdkssjnssnsn
I think that the Italian one at 14:23 is more of a 'wasting their life with social media' meaning, based on the clock ticking away and my moderate linguistic skills, but either way, definitely fits the sub!
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As a fourteen year old drowning in the Mariana Trench, I can confirm that this is pretty deep..
im drowning in the outer core of earth please help me
Ah yes "Marina Trench"
Oh no: when you turn 14 you get the key to teleporation but the opposite of where you are
Thats deep dude. . .
someone help im freezing in the core
As someone who has been watching Emkay for years, I'm really happy Damien is back
it is not truly r/Im14andthisisdeep without Damien
why did he leave?
I mean, he still had a RUclips channel
@@polyduckwanalandHe took a break from Emkay to pursue his own things. He did say when he left that he might be back so.
@@AIHumanEqualitymiss slazo though
Want him to come back for like 1 vid a year
Neil tweeting about kissing himself in a mirror for 12 years 💀
Damn, 12 years? gotta be a record, I tried kissing my reflection but I stopped after just a few seconds
Neil is an amazing scientist but terrible at socializing though tbf most scientists are hard to talk normally to. They always get engrossed in science.
i saw your channel and yes i am also just a commenter here have a sub
@@AIHumanEqualityNeil's issue is that he thinks he's the star. I've seen his interviews, he constantly interrupts and talks about himself. It's a shame because he IS knowledgeable and passionate about science, it's just his personality has become irritating.
@@theaikidokaWhich interviews? I've seen many of his interviews and panels he was on and he just talked about science 99% of the time. I don't think he thinks he's a star, I think he's just socially awkward. Kind of like how Sheldon in Big Bang Theory is super intelligent but has no idea how to socialize with anyone normally.
[1:30]
Fun fact: Clowns' humor is making fun of themselves. They don't tell jokes, they do silly things that make themselves the butt of the joke.
A jester on the other hand tells jokes and makes a fool of the audience, not himself. In medieval times, they had the special right to make fun of the king as long as it was entertaining. Their hats tell you what kind of humor they give; clowns traditionally have pointed "dunce caps", while jesters have the two parts on their hat with the bells on the ends (that look similar to horns?)
Yes this is the result of my hyperfixation on clowns and jesters. No I'm not going to apologise for useful information. :)
I'm sure this information won't be useful, but I guess it's interesting. I like medeval history.
Why thank you kind clown expert
Probably also why (in general) American humor is all fart jokes and "haha look at me I'm being silly", whereas English comedy is more introspective and more of a social satire. Incidentally, wasn't the jester also called the Fool? What a job though, having to tread a fine line between making the King laugh his head off, and not ordering you have your head off! *cough Henry VIII*
"As long as it was entertaining." Guess what happened if the King wasn't amused by your jestering.
Useful? No, but very interesting? Yes! Thank you
So glad to have Damien doing narrations here again. His laughs always make me smile. Glad to have you back here Damien!
Is it really new? I thought it was reposts.
Never mind, this stuff is new.
long live damien!
6:10 I’m never calling it X. To quote our dearest Jonathan A. Emkay (a.k.a Robin) “If you’re gonna dead name your kid, I’m gonna dead name your god damn website.”
that quote has to be one of the best things he ever said
ts is the one fr 😭😭
FEAR has a secret third meaning:
Focus(sash) Endeavor (quick)Attack Ratatta
i prefer Fucking Evil Annoying Rat as the name for that
so true
what i know
FEAR is fear, just all capital letters.
*is it love? absolutely not.*
I think you mean Fucking Evil Annoying Rat
So deep, I felt this
so glad to see that Damien is back, looking forward to more vids with him in!
5:13 It was a boat full of immigrants. The local laws forbade people from going out and helping them after their boat sank. The news said the law was written that way to deter anyone else from trying to immigrate over that body of water, or something to that effect. It's one of those disgusting anti poor people laws that's found all over.
I’m glad it’s not just an edgy thing, and that it has _actual_ meaning
Not anti poor. Just pro national security.
@@Vishakha_B897 didn’t realize i was meeting a professional dumbass, hi!
@@Vishakha_B897That's just what politicians tell you so you'll vote for them. And you bought it, hook, line and sinker.
@@Vishakha_B897I do think that it's a problem when national sucerity involves the death of over 3,000 innocent people
2:10 It kind of looks like she's tricking the guy into relationship for his money, hiding the fact she's a terrible person, but he is going to cheat on her / betray her and all that while third guy is offering his heart, hiding the fact that he can give her the world or smth.
You know, "nice guy" that only chases after dumb Bs
I thought that too. Still took me a minute to figure it out. Was either that or the guy giving her money is about to murder her
you haven't seen her rob the whole world.
*yet.*
I think she genuinely likes him or his money because she’s going to give him her heart
Yeah, it's
Girl likes rich guy (woman bad)
Rich guy will stab her in the back (rich guy bad)
Poor guy loves girl and would give her the world (somehow?) but gets snapped on half by girl and rich guy getting close (poor guy good and suffering)
Typical nice guy/incel post tbh 😅
I think the guy is offering her money, hiding the fact he’s gonna betray her, the girl is accepting the money, hiding her heart and the fact she doesn’t actually love him, and the other guy actually loves her but when the two other people get together it’ll pretty much destroy him (hence the scissors thing)
"Pain is the joke. And I am the clown"
Me: "I'm also a clown, but I explode."
i'm a jester and clown, and i live in a volcano
Would you even say... you're about to blo-
haha, i merely jest my fair maiden
Lest…?
haha i jest i jest
why lest you wish to?
no no that would be ludicrous my maiden
(i’m the jester, but i’m a nice guy)
its funny how fear gets called unmanly or some sht like that when its simply a survival instinct
Courage is not the absence of fear
“Real men take on dangerous situations they know they can’t overcome and die at 40.”
@@ntfoperative9432 It's the action of realizing you're afraid, then getting past it to do what's necessary.
Being fearless is overcoming your fear to do what's necessary. Feeling no fear is being the idiot who always dies first from stupidity.
The order of Neils/Neals
Neil ArmStrong: First man on the moon, a mass separate from our earth.
Neil Cicierega: Changed the internet as a whole, & is responsible for several classics & epic music.
Neil Degrass Tyson: In A mIrRoR, yOu, CaN kIsS yOuRsElF oNlY oN tHe LiPs.
Nah, Armstrong is the guy from metal gear rising.
OHHHH HAPPY HOGWARTS BIRTHDAY-
Neil Innes: wrote most of the songs for Monty Python
Neil Cicierega the best
I haven't been subscribed to EmKay for very long (by the time I found out about it Damien was basically gone) but I did find his other channels and I'm glad he's narrating on here again :)
2:08 I deciphered it.
it's a nice guys finish last type thing.
the girl is going after the "Chad" (in the scissor handle) because she sees the money, and is holding her heart because that's what she'll give him, but all he will do is stab her heart (so, he's going to takw what he wants and leave)
but the guy between the blades is offering his heart (not enough for the girl, she's more attracted to money) and wants to give her the world (that's the earth behind his back) he's also between the blades because them coming together is going to hurt him.
all of these have meaning they're just cringe and weird
Pretty sure the "Yes, but..." thing is just a series of comics where something is happening, BUT there's a twist, like the person charging their phone not having a charged bank either.
3:50 "The Mitochondria is the Penitentiary of my Cell" got me so bad 💀💀💀💀
0:24 You mean i can only kiss my reflection on the lips. I can still kiss myself anywhere my head can reach otherwise.
The 3rd definition of fear is
Focus sash, Endeavor, quick Attack, Rattata
truly frightening right there
Fuck Everything And Reproduce
For those who aren’t Pokémon competitive masters
Focus sash
Endeavor
quick Attack
Rattata
It spells fear downwards
The sixth one is flour ear apple rectangle
4:27 I'm sort of glad I'm not the only one who hates interaction bait and chain mails like these. Something about the way they're worded feels condescending too like "POST YOUR RUclips SEARCHES OR YOU ARE TOXIC AND PROBLEMATIC 💀" shit on Instagram... like who are you to tell me to show you my RUclips searches?? I don't care man, I hate tis shit so much
Omg those repost chains infuriate me SO HARD especially when they’re saying if you care about this news story repost otherwise you’re a racist. Like I care about that social issue but now you just gave me anxiety and panic attack.
1:09 that scared the living fart joke out of me
i never knew how scary and disturbing a front facing troll face is
17:17 the train is meant to be driving on the side of a mountain. One man is looking at the landscape below, and the other is looking at the side of the mountain pressed in close to the train. There's windows on both sides.
I’m soooo happy to hear Damien’s voice and his laugh🙏😆
Fear has two meanings
Forget everything and run
Or
Focus sash, Endeavor, (quick) Attack, Rattata
Fuck Everything And Reproduce
stolen
The windows directory separator is the '/' you see on the windows explorer. So if you have a folder on the C drive it'd be C:/myfolder. In Japan they use ¥ instead of a '/' so it'd be C:¥myfolder. Now how this person assumed that a random symbol is going to cause the decline of their society.. I don't think anyone can explain that lol.
You’re mostly correct. However, the Windows path separator ‘\’ not ‘/‘. ‘/‘ is the path separator in Unix-like OSes (MacOS, Linux, etc.). Also, the reason this happens is that the pre-Unicode ¥ symbol in the Japanese character set happens to have the same character code as ‘\’ in the ASCII character set.
2:09 The bottom guy gives her his heart and would also give her his world in a relationship. She would give either guy her heart. And the guy on the left would give her money and in the end backstab her (treat her like crap and make her hurt). And if she chooses him would she cut off her chance of true love... That's what I get from that.
11:24 dang man as someone who can’t whistle this hurts 😭
When I was 14 I was really deep.
Everyone kept yelling at me to stop digging holes.
I’m not 14 yet but when I do I will also be deep (in someone’s mum)
did they buried you...?
i hope not.
I don't know what to say to this so 👍
hahahaha lmao dude
What, did you steal a pair of shoes or something...?
It was so deep when they showed the pyrocynical inflation incident. Truly hurts.
What incidents? You just halucinating
It wasn't your fault.
10:00 Or it could mean "FREAKING ELEPHANTS ARE RAMPAGING!!!!"
2:05 bro is just casually holding up a disembodied HUMAN heart and hiding a big rock (the world). This little guy is a psychopath 😂
The other guy with the knife is a bit sketchy, but there isn't proof he opened up someone's chest and pulled out a humans organs. 💀
The number thing is pretty easy, actually: People would rather be wrong about an issue, and fight each other, than be right and get along.
And I've seen more than enough evidence to know that there is some truth to it. Some people are just hateful bastards, and they latch onto anything that justifies their anger, because they have nothing else.
Same with the power bank: If you always help others, you'll eventually have nothing left to give.
17:35 anyone else get spooked by the falling metal pipe? 😂😂
18:11 I can tell ya, my tears are 100% water, mostly because I yawn and then they come out idk why
Damn, no salt?
@@Vlad_Tepes_III idk maybe some salt
22:33 if a thought is a baby then im infertile
Then I’m an adoration
13:40 That mom is extremely wrong. The heart forms after only a few weeks. What does she think it doesn't start beating until the baby is born? They have you listen to the heartbeat at your appointments!
The one about kissing yourself in the mirror made me feel so uncomfortable help-
21:49 Johnny Depp more like Johnny Deep.😔
5:18 not only there was a search party but they actually refused their help when they were found. i dont understand why people thought we ran out of search and rescue groups. there is literally thousands of them
80 people died and 500 were missing because the Greek coast guard didn't help them in time because they were illegal migrants. That's what people were upset about.
yeah but we are treating emergency services like they are a limited resource and compassion is somehow non existant if we try to rescue rich people. the fact that so many people got upset in the first place shows that there was nothing wrong with rescue teams trying to rescue the titan victims. it was a simple matter of political issues getting in the way. it had nothing to do with titan submersible having billionaires in it.
@@CathySW
In a mirror you can only kiss yourself on the lips
Very inspiring
Aw so happy to have both Damien and Chills back, miss you both!
21:45 is that a Miracle Musical reference? “Alone, at the edge of the universe, with an anime girl. For merely dreaming it wasn’t cringe.”
“Transformers, more than meets the eye” 😔
Having Damien back makes me happy :) We love you, Damien!
"With overall straps".
Us old folks call those "Suspenders".
@2:05 i think the message is that the guy with the world "has it all" & wants to give it to the girl bcz he loves her, but she's giving her heart to the "bad boy" who is only going to hurt her in the end, bcz he has the "money & looks". Its the saying "nice guys finish last" thing. 🤷♀️
11:25 Dammit Damian! You just called my cat over and now he's looking at me like 'What?!'!
24:58 Damn Damien!! are you the food lettuce guy? The voice match is creepy
Nope, he's not Chills. He's just got a really good impression of him. I think it used to sound better, but he's still got it.
9:53
F-E-A-R
Fart Everywhere And Regliously
Focussash Endeavor quickAttack Rattata
This is me making random acronyms for words like sailor is semi automatic internal lettuce oxygeninating rotor
19:47 kinda wish someone commented “pen pineapple apple pen” on this one
5:20 that ain't about some fishing boat, it's about a refugee boat just outside of greece's waters
6:04
one way of interpreting this: is most of the stuff you learn in school is forgotten very quickly, which has been scientifically proven, you forget most of the stuff you learn, as if there was practical use for most of it, some of it is useful, but not all of it.
this sh*t is so, SO convoluted
19:32 when that one bangarang came in the song bangarang, i nearly went into tears 😔
Life is like a box of poison. You know exactly what you're gonna get.
Looks like the last struggles of the young person, trying to preserve their humanity, right before their metamorphosis into mindless consumers! 💔
14:00 technically the heart takes 2 weeks to form.
The focus part of the train is focusing on when your stop arives or if your the driver then you focus on not derailing the train and getting everyone to their destination safely
And that's common sense
I swear Emkay has the *best* narrators for Reddit reaction videos!
dude editor kenny brings so much life to these videos, it's great
A man has fallen into the river in r/Im14andthisisdeep City!
I watch this subreddit to check my mental stability. If I start relating to the memes in this video I go off myself.
sounds good.
wait what does 'go off' mean
extra: imagine an old internet user don't know what every slang means
@lolliii5477 it means to unalive oneself can't say the s word on this platform
The last one just means that the the source of the lights coming from the exciting tall buildings are people working late which kind of sucks
I MISS YOU DAMIEN. YOURE THE BEST ONE.i havent watched emkay in a few years ever sincw new people stsrted narrating.
23:53 But Telepathy is IRL, and some of us have "Some Telepathy". People can hear open thought, and that is how some people are Emotionally Smart
16:15 if you look at your Windows Explorer, you'll see a bar that says something like this
C:\user\My Documents
The \ is a separator
Japanese uses ¥ because
1. Their Keyboard is Laid out differently
2. They have different Localization
The one with the hearts show that the dude on the bottom can give the girl the world and his love while the dude on the left will only give her money then stab her in the back (aka where her heart is being held)
1:48
I think i know!
"If you dig for gold you will kill someone and kill the earth. "
4:32 wow, i cant believe jordan peterson became an emkay narrator!
3:36 your voice fit the post PERFECTLY
21:46 ALLLOOOOONE AT THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE HUMMING A TUNE
Everybody say it with me Grass, often taken for granted, is a ubiquitous and essential component of our natural environment. It blankets vast landscapes, from manicured lawns to sprawling meadows and rolling prairies. This unassuming plant, though seemingly simple, plays a profound role in our lives and ecosystems. In this essay, we will explore the significance of grass, its diverse species, ecological importance, cultural relevance, and the various ways in which it enriches our world.
Botanical Diversity of Grass
The grass family, scientifically known as Poaceae, is one of the most diverse and extensive plant families on Earth. It encompasses over 11,000 species, each uniquely adapted to its environment. Grasses vary in size, shape, and growth habits, ranging from the towering bamboo to the delicate tufts of ornamental grasses in our gardens. Their adaptability allows them to thrive in diverse climates, from the Arctic tundra to the arid deserts, making them a vital component of nearly every terrestrial ecosystem.
Ecological Importance
Grass, often regarded as the unsung hero of ecosystems, serves a multitude of ecological functions. Perhaps one of its most critical roles is soil stabilization. Grasses have deep, fibrous root systems that help prevent soil erosion, making them instrumental in maintaining the structural integrity of landscapes. Their presence ensures that fertile topsoil is retained, preventing it from being washed away by rain or blown away by wind.
Moreover, grasses are primary producers in many food chains. They serve as a food source for herbivores, such as deer, bison, and cattle. In turn, these herbivores support carnivores like wolves and big cats. Without the foundational role of grasses, entire ecosystems would unravel, leading to imbalances in biodiversity.
Grasslands, characterized by extensive stretches of grasses, are home to some of the world’s most iconic and endangered species. The African savanna, for instance, is inhabited by elephants, lions, and giraffes, all of which depend on grasses as a significant part of their diet. Protecting these grasslands is crucial for the conservation of these majestic creatures and the preservation of global biodiversity.
Grass and Human Civilization
Human civilization has an intimate relationship with grass, dating back thousands of years. Agriculture, one of the most significant developments in human history, relies heavily on grasses. Wheat, rice, corn, and barley are all grass species that form the foundation of our food supply. These crops have sustained populations, shaped economies, and influenced cultures around the world.
Furthermore, grasses have shaped the way we live, particularly in the context of our built environments. Lawns, often composed of grass species like Kentucky bluegrass and Bermuda grass, are a staple of suburban life. They provide aesthetically pleasing landscapes for recreation and relaxation, fostering a sense of connection to nature in urbanized areas.
Cultural Significance
Grass has found its way into the cultural tapestry of many societies. In ancient civilizations, grass was used for various purposes, including thatching roofs, weaving baskets, and crafting mats. Native American cultures, for example, employed various grasses in the construction of traditional housing, such as tipis and wigwams.
Moreover, grass has been a source of inspiration for poets and artists. The lush green of a grassy field has symbolized renewal, growth, and vitality in countless works of literature and art. It has been a recurring motif in the pastoral tradition, representing an idyllic countryside where people can escape the hustle and bustle of urban life.
Grass in Modern Society
In contemporary society, grass has taken on new roles and challenges. Urbanization and the expansion of infrastructure have led to the fragmentation and destruction of natural grasslands. This loss of habitat threatens countless plant and animal species, some of which are on the brink of extinction.
Additionally, the maintenance of lush lawns in urban areas consumes vast quantities of water and chemicals, contributing to environmental issues such as water scarcity and pollution. As we confront the realities of climate change, reevaluating our approach to landscaping, including the use of native grasses and xeriscaping techniques, becomes increasingly important.
Conclusion
In conclusion, grass is far more than just a simple plant that carpets our Earth; it is a cornerstone of ecosystems, a source of sustenance, and a symbol of culture and renewal. Its incredible diversity and adaptability have allowed it to thrive in a wide range of environments, shaping the landscapes we know today. As we move forward, we must recognize the vital role that grass plays in our lives and ecosystems and strive to protect and sustain it for future generations. Whether beneath our feet or stretching across the horizon, grass is a symbol of life and a reminder of the interconnectedness of all living things on this planet.
2:13, He will give her the world, shows her his heart, that other guy shows her the money, and she hides her heart from the other guy, and the other guy really has a bad plan for the girl, and all this while both of them will cut the guy who held the Earth into pieces. Good metaphor.
2:23 I just got the Riolu egg from Pokémon Shining Peal and, as you were reading this, I was making my character walk in circles at Iron Island's mountain to make the egg haych lmfao
4:48 what i hate more is when they say a sad story about racism or something and then say "repost or you're (insert horrible thing here)" no you're not a horrible person if you don't repost. It just feels manipulative
2:58
He's saying the readers aren't trustworthy because we trust them.
6:59
"I'll cosine that (2)"
cos(2) = 0.999
I never learned trig, but I love a good math pun.
8:15 this one makes a little sense if you look at it with a double metaphor it Boils(heh) down to "dont just watch the world burn"
Fun fact: human bodies have been found at many of the locations that Bob Ross painted, but they didn't connect the dots until after he died.
Sadness is present in a smile
Depression makes you think for a while
Thinking for a while brings bad memories
Smile to hide the bad stories
What the hell
Y'all don't know how excited I got when I saw the post that Damien was back. The squeal I let out was beyond me😭
9:47 my school has a sign that says this and i think it's meant to motivate us but it just confuses me instead
I swear the 'sigma' shit is by people who want to be rich like a televangilist
I thought I was watching an old video for a second, it's good to have him back!
9:46 as a swing shifter not seeing the sun is a mood
3:12 i showed this to a 14 year old and ever they didn't understand it
I'm a 14 yo and I don't get it😭
19:58 *looks at the first grapes he buyed in about 2 years* well thats odd... should listen to that song probaply.
Damien's back! This is so cool omg I missed his narrations here 🎉
The thing about rat poison is that it will kill the rat after eating it like, once. Hamburgers once won't kill a human. It can be eaten every now and then with a balanced diet and be pretty much harmless. So the metaphor doesn't work at all. Cigarettes or high-percent alcohol would have been more effective at portraying the way humans consume "poison".
Another thing - rat poison is only eaten by them because it's designed to smell and taste somewhat good to them. Kinda like how alcohol is flavoured and all. Or products with tobacco. But it slowly kills the rats instead, it can take days. Like how humans slowly decrease in health by overuse of the previously mentioned things. So those would be a much better metaphor.
With that said, please use quick methods to control a rat or mouse population, if possible. They don't deserve to slowly go out. Plus, if they wander away, a fox or another scavenging predator can consume it and be affected.
2:47
it says ‘it’s hard to trust people, when the people you are trusting trust people against/hurting you.’ i guess??
Anthony is back from smosh and damian is back from emlay the world is healing
0:14 guys, I honestly think Neil himself finds it hilarious. I'm pretty sure it's an abstract bit/joke or something. And he's right, it's pretty damn funny.
The strange thing is that the thumbnail actually happened recently. Some people were filming this dude who jumped off a cruise ship and some dude just videoed it and when the guy got dragged underwater, the dude just said “bye bye!” Which is honestly HORRIFYING kdkdkdkssjnssnsn
Damien's laugh is most contagious.
20:17 he's talking about tea
BRO I NEED TO EAT I CANT TAKE ONE SPOON WITHOUT SPITTING IT OUT FROM LAUGHTER 😭
I think that the Italian one at 14:23 is more of a 'wasting their life with social media' meaning, based on the clock ticking away and my moderate linguistic skills, but either way, definitely fits the sub!
“Lots of rats, hustling and bustling!!”
19:43 i actually looked up the lyrics once, and it's just the nerdiest, yet catchiest, way to ask a woman out.
3:41 its called a cell phone bacause its short for CELLULAR PHONE