I love you Jack and your swearing doesn't bother me. So don't take this that way. But I think for your 99th Happy Wheels you should do a "No Swear" Challenge. Just because it would be hilarious to see you try not to swear playing Happy Wheels!
I love Jack's channel, he truly is one of my favorite youtubers. He's human. He cries sometimes, really appreciates his fans and he is extremely entertaining :D!
If the universe is infinite, then there is no doubt life exists out there. Infinity means... FOREVER. It doesn't stop. It doesn't have limits and under the rule of "an infinite number of monkeys" there will be every possibility out there, just too far for us to ever hope of reaching. If its infinite that means there will be the exact same circumstances of OUR world repeated infinite times, meaning there are infinite me's writing this message infinite times. There is every kind of life that could possibly exist within the capabilities of our Universe. So, should the Universe be infinite, we are infinitely not alone.
yeah who knows that no one has visited Pluto or any of the gas giants because they can't get onto the gas giants there might be microscopic organisms on the gas giants
Alphapack Luke You seem very focused on the gas giants... the ones with almost no chance to support any form of life... I'm talking on the INFINITE scale.
Well I mean they have found micro organisms on other planets, but if we're talking about much larger specimen there is usually always a slight possibility- even if it's less then .01%- that they do not exist. I mean, the chances are very slim, but it is possible.
*WEIRD AND DISTURBING CRUNCHING EVOLVING SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND* Jack: I'm just gonna leave you here listening to this noise!! Me: NO PLEASE GOSH NO!!! AAAA!! NOOOOO!!!!!
Hey Jack, just wanted to ask a question. If I don't get lost in these comments, or if you'll see this. Do you have anything planned for 12 million? I had a video prepared when my software deleted it and I've been putting it off. Love you, thanks for keeping me positive!
So you don't believe the possibility of aliens existing is above 'very slim'? With the vastness of the known universe and unknown universe, I say it's 'Very likely'.
true , the thing is it's normal to think there is some sort of life in the universe , and strange to think there is not but not a lot of people think like that
Nah. If you expect aliens that are as civilised and developed as we are, reconsider your life. The universe is still young, planets and life forms are still forming and maturing, evolving. Even if aliens like that exist, they would most likely only exist once we're gone. And that will be millions of years from now. If not billions. Or more.
It's amazing Jack is reaching 12 million another great milestone for jackaboy :) I love this community the we and Jack have created, I'm glad to be part of it. Unlike the other community's on RUclips where people just pick on you, where as this one people are just so damn nice to one another it's just amazing to be here :) and for anyone else that has joined for that matter :D
Yeah I swear jacks community is just like a big happy family and people like me who've been here for years are just really proud that it's stayed this way the whole time! 🙃
+SEPTIPLIER AWAY So true. I've only been here for about half a year, but compared to this community, others are extremely poisonous. Sending out my love
+SEPTIPLIER AWAY I agree with your sentence :D it's a great place to be :D I have never seen a better community than jacks as the majority of them are full of hatred with this one there's "funny banter" but who doesn't like a bit of banter now and then that's why I like it
+Daniel Blackstone I've been there with asking for help, but that doesn't bother me it's when I look through the comments randomly, it's just pure banter and very little aggression " yeah you will get those aggressive comments once in a while"
"Because, I mean, if they get joy in killing other people, then who are you to judge?" -JSE I'm so glad nothing ever gets repeated out of context on the Internet.
Gosh, I LOVE flash games. There's something about the old nostalgia that it gives me, and the art style, and just EVERYTHING about it. I absolutely adore it when Jack plays flash games. :)
Dear Jacksepticeye, Please play the Undertale fangame "NEVER FORGET". You can find it on gamejolt and there are Eastereggs everywhere. I would really enjoy it. Thanks.
Jack at 12:30 : "Why did I need 6 hours to do that & why did I need to go into a fucking cabinet to do it?" Me: "Jack if you're gonna do it do it right".
LOL when the green thing falls on his back the captions when they’re turned on say “regret” and then “alien screeching”and then when Jack does it, it says “screeches again” XD
I know this is a fairly old video by now but I just found it and the part where the alien's eating the doctor and Jack just says "I'm gonna leave you alone with these sounds", I laughed so much more than I probably should've lmao but it was just weirdly really funny.
I love you Jack and your swearing doesn't bother me. So don't take this that way. But I think for your 99th Happy Wheels you should do a "No Swear" Challenge. Just because it would be hilarious to see you try not to swear playing Happy Wheels!
i agree :D
Yes pleaaaase
+CrazedPhantom Erza!
Omg ur genius
Yes! I like this and I hope Jack sees this so he can think about doing it!! 😀😀
A blind man walked into a bar.
Then a chair.
Then a table.
funny
My turn: A man walked into a bar.
Ouch
Then a portable toilet.
Great joke 10/10-ign
XD
Man, woman, child or badger. You shouldn't kill anyone who is shitting
-jacksepticeye 2016
Just found my yearbook quote
Didn't say anything about Pokemon... ☺
Then he proceeded to kill A human :(
why
who the fuck knows?
7:07 where did the alien go I just see a human
Jack, There is a sequel to this game called Astrocreep: Invasion. You should try it!
Nugget Christ man, what is your problem?
Turtle Playz did you come because the penguin
Miotic I have watched this video before, I just rewatched it after the penguin.
Nugget he didn’t do anything
Nugget chill you trippin
I love Jack's channel, he truly is one of my favorite youtubers. He's human. He cries sometimes, really appreciates his fans and he is extremely entertaining :D!
Yep, one of the reasons why I love him :D
+Legendary Unicorns I love your profile picture 😂
Yeah, it's like he's your best friend 😂
Yeah jack is a really cool guy 👍😄
why does he have to be a human tho (THATS RACIST!!!!!) lol jk
I love how Jack got philosophical about the whole using the toilet haha
Haha same I loved it!
ikr
ikr lol
yea lol
It's a sacred moment!!!
jack has the most adorable alien roar
1:45
hakim halid thanks
My cat got scared when she heard Jack's alien impression.
xD that's so cute.
Shelby The Yandere Me or the cat? (jk)
Me too
Alex Almansoori
xD
Same bro. Ears went back immediately! 😂
I was eating ice cream on the toilet part and didn't even flinch.
I have seen too much stuff on the Internet... way too much stuff...
Saw entire video. Still nothing.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
2 girls 1 cup makes you wanna 😐🔫 or drink bleach
I was watching this on the toilet haha
*****
We're two now.
"you're never supposed to kill a dude on the toilet"
tyrion lannister begs to differ
tywin lannister probably agrees with you though jack
Lol,I thought the same thing!
What about if they deserve it like tywin did?
Ha that is exactly what I said
The t rex from Jurassic park begs to differ
WHO NEEDS ARMS WHEN YOU'VE GOT LEGS LIKE THESE!
mettaton
Undertale reference
Sarp Gül
*Death By Glamor plays in the background*
**wave of Undertale fans**
Mettaton GX 2.0
7:26 I have always wanted legs
RUclipsrs don't have legs confirmed
RUclipsrs are rolling chairs from the waist down.
Lol
Actually RUclipsrs are like Muppets. They're a forearm from the waist down.
Lol
were floating people who act like we are sitting in a chare
Really cool looking game may have to check it out !
I love your videos!
I’m subbed to you
Hi elite! :D
ELITE 😁
I FREAKING LOVE HIS SPONGEBOB TIME PASS VOICE XD
IKR!
YASS 😂❤️
Omg same!!!
E
+Exploding Creeperzz yes?
I can be an alien monster too if I want. - Jacksepticeye 2016
Jack = Alien Monster? 0_0
illuminati confirmed
YEE
Jessica Pineda *ILLUMINATI SONG PLAYS*
LunaticWeirdoGD meh toh
LunaticWeirdoGD u
3 years laters
Jacksepticeye: "Found my clone in area 51 raid!"
*confirmed*
That music was from A Clockwork Orange!
exactly what i was thinking
And from conkers bad fur day
I love that movie
Not from A Clockwork Orange, but was in it.
Was it some of the good ol' Ludwig Van? (now I want an Alex emoji)
If the universe is infinite, then there is no doubt life exists out there. Infinity means... FOREVER. It doesn't stop. It doesn't have limits and under the rule of "an infinite number of monkeys" there will be every possibility out there, just too far for us to ever hope of reaching. If its infinite that means there will be the exact same circumstances of OUR world repeated infinite times, meaning there are infinite me's writing this message infinite times. There is every kind of life that could possibly exist within the capabilities of our Universe.
So, should the Universe be infinite, we are infinitely not alone.
That's heavy.
yeah who knows that no one has visited Pluto or any of the gas giants because they can't get onto the gas giants there might be microscopic organisms on the gas giants
Alphapack Luke You seem very focused on the gas giants... the ones with almost no chance to support any form of life... I'm talking on the INFINITE scale.
Well I mean they have found micro organisms on other planets, but if we're talking about much larger specimen there is usually always a slight possibility- even if it's less then .01%- that they do not exist. I mean, the chances are very slim, but it is possible.
Hannah Weaver You sure about that "micro-organisms on other planets" part?
1:43 I can't stop laughing at jack`s alien impression XD
7:26. Wait a minute, that music playing in the background is from Clockwork Orange.
Yep. I was hoping Jack would recognize it.
+Stormy Clouds Can you tell me what OTP stands for, please?
March for the Funeral of Queen Mary, I believe great soundtrack.
I knew there was something familiar about it.
***** Oh, thanks!
Dam...12:20 was a crazy good overwatch reaper voice
OMG so true
Jameson French YEEES
OH NO THE ASTROCREEP IS INSIDE ME NOOO!!
oh that was just the burito i ate...
@_@
Same
LOL
anyone that subs to me i will sub back :)
+danTDM lover Do you play gods of Olympus? someone has your username
Jack: Ima just sit here and leave u guys with this
*Alien eats man with cringey noise*
Me: Jack... why😢
His name is not jack it's sean
HE NAMED HIMSELF “JACKSEPTICEYE”, YOU IDIOTS!
I could honestly care less about the noises
Yes its 2020
Krazy Kaylin
How is it cringey
I bet tomorrow night he's gonna hit 12,000,000 subscribers
33462 is still a lot though
He will hit it in a few hours
I hope he does it'd be so good for him I'm so happy for him getting this far already!
I bet you a steak if he hits it in two days
true
I just so happen to be on the toilet while watching this
lol
MrVaan97 xD
hahaha x ur just the same as me then
Ice Stan lol
me too
HEY,THAT END MUSIC WAS FROM CLOCKWORK ORANGE
Does anyone else notice that when jack is walking down the hallway, it's playing the theme played in key scenes in "A Clockwork Orange"?
as soon as the creature got his legs was that Clockwork Orange music that kicked in?
Javier Soto Pacetti haha i'm glad someone knew what it was. I guess this audience isn't in to those kinds of movies
I commented the same thing
That music scary
that's such a good movie fuck
I'm glad I am not the only one who noticed the music! Guess Jack has never seen A Clockwork Orange
I predict that before September 1st, Jacksepticeye will reach 12,000,000 subscribers. WE CAN DO IT!!
PREACH
That's the day I go back to school so hopefully your prediction is true, HE'S SO CLOSE
+Neko Monster ikr?? He deserves it for all his hard work.
+Neko Monster I start college on the 5th so that's when I technically go back
At his standard rate of subscriber increase, that's a guarantee. He gets an average of 15-30 thousand subscribers per day.
Woohoo! We hit 12,000,000! High five everyone!
wapishh
HE hit 12 million you didn't do shit
+Casper Lörstad I am one of the 12,000,000, so I believe while I did not do shit, I did something to help.
+Casper Lörstad he did, GET THAT FUCK OUT OF THIS CHANNEL
+Casper Lörstad he did, GET THAT FUCK OUT OF THIS CHANNEL
*WEIRD AND DISTURBING CRUNCHING EVOLVING SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND*
Jack: I'm just gonna leave you here listening to this noise!!
Me: NO PLEASE GOSH NO!!! AAAA!! NOOOOO!!!!!
Yeah... SAME! 😉
Hey Jack, just wanted to ask a question. If I don't get lost in these comments, or if you'll see this. Do you have anything planned for 12 million? I had a video prepared when my software deleted it and I've been putting it off. Love you, thanks for keeping me positive!
No, this comment's gonna get lost, like mine Q~Q
Despite thousands of comments, i always end up seeing yours?
+Sandman The squeaker don't worry!! If our comment's going to get lost I'll find it!! Bark Bark Bark!!!
I love your profile picture!!!
+SEPTIPLIER AWAY I love yours!
Man, woman, child or badger...
Why badger? Why not bee, or kangaroo?
So random, is Jack.
I like it.
Are you new? jack has a history with badgers if you didn't know...
Jack is a badger
Johanna Sweet Jack was a badger that became irish and became a human now jack acts like he hates badgers to hide his TRUE identity
+Hayden Thompson so true lol
Johanna Sweet it took a year but i pieced the puzzle together
So you don't believe the possibility of aliens existing is above 'very slim'?
With the vastness of the known universe and unknown universe, I say it's 'Very likely'.
and micro organisms too
true , the thing is it's normal to think there is some sort of life in the universe , and strange to think there is not but not a lot of people think like that
He didn't say that. He said that the possibility of aliens not existing in the universe is very slim, listen to what he said again. 00:38
Nah. If you expect aliens that are as civilised and developed as we are, reconsider your life. The universe is still young, planets and life forms are still forming and maturing, evolving. Even if aliens like that exist, they would most likely only exist once we're gone. And that will be millions of years from now. If not billions. Or more.
Hanrase A The universe is billions of years old so any form of life anywhere else in it is still something to marvel about
definitely the "Wrong trousers" mate XD
Just sitting here wondering how many people just sat and hit refresh over and over to get here this fast...
Me!!! I do it every day.
Not me, i was watching a video and saw it was 17:00 his upload time :D
😂😂 that's what I WAS doing!!
Me lol
I tried once but it didn't work for some reason😕
the wiggling tentacles in the start menu are doing somethin' for me, not gonna lie
I... Walks in... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
I.... Dies
I.... *Agrees* .-.
Hentai bro! :D
jacksepticeye OMG Hi Jack!! Ilysm!! :D
5:40 Eatin' some mack n' cheese?
Worm Thing: YEP TOTALLY EATING MAC N CHEESE DEFINITLY NOT HUMAN FLESH
Xx_Brandon Does Gaming_xX Lol, so true.
+Ballistic sponge dude seriously lol. Im eatting mac and cheese too
Ivy Ironwood Coincidence, or did this just make you want mac n' cheese?
+Ballistic sponge nah man, i was literrly eatting some mac and cheese I got out of the mircowave.
"Cause I'm all glory to Hypnotoad right now!"
Jack,my respect for you has grown from 100 to 200.
man, watching this while pooping must be terrifiyng
yes
+omri maor bruh I'm literally pooping rn...
Shoot I wish ideas that comment before the vid
tru
yeah lol
It's amazing Jack is reaching 12 million another great milestone for jackaboy :) I love this community the we and Jack have created, I'm glad to be part of it. Unlike the other community's on RUclips where people just pick on you, where as this one people are just so damn nice to one another it's just amazing to be here :) and for anyone else that has joined for that matter :D
Yeah I swear jacks community is just like a big happy family and people like me who've been here for years are just really proud that it's stayed this way the whole time! 🙃
+SEPTIPLIER AWAY So true. I've only been here for about half a year, but compared to this community, others are extremely poisonous. Sending out my love
+SEPTIPLIER AWAY I agree with your sentence :D it's a great place to be :D I have never seen a better community than jacks as the majority of them are full of hatred with this one there's "funny banter" but who doesn't like a bit of banter now and then that's why I like it
+Daniel Blackstone I've been there with asking for help, but that doesn't bother me it's when I look through the comments randomly, it's just pure banter and very little aggression " yeah you will get those aggressive comments once in a while"
+Why me I agree others are the venom where is one is the anti venom :)
"The B-Hole is precious. . . don't let anyone get inside your B" - jacksepticeye 2016
What the shit
+The8Amigos it's in the video, WATCH IT FUCK ASS
+PepperPuppy fuck ass new word
Flowey the Flower
get out of here, wesztern szpion
Well other then marks d
"Because, I mean, if they get joy in killing other people, then who are you to judge?"
-JSE
I'm so glad nothing ever gets repeated out of context on the Internet.
For people who read comments while they watch the video
Cringe moment: 5:39-6:00
You're welcome.
Lok
*lol
Love the Clockwork Orange theme at 7:30
I see we both chose phsychic powers. Great minds think alike XD
Gosh, I LOVE flash games. There's something about the old nostalgia that it gives me, and the art style, and just EVERYTHING about it. I absolutely adore it when Jack plays flash games. :)
Feel bad for people watching this on the toilet lol
lol
StormsFantasy xD
Why?
I'm somewhat afraid to go to the toilet now
well, guess
You are the best Who else thinks jacksepticeye the best
James Nesslein eh
I DO!!!
I think the same no one best than jack (JACK THE KING)
James Nesselein MEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Nesslein
He is awesome. All the way
PLAY THE LITTLEST PENGUIN
YES!!!
he has already I think.
YES
+The Human nope. Mark did tho
he totally has to play that. i want to see his reaction
Damn! The ending with the A Clockwork Orange OST, LOVED IT!
Clockwork Orange soundtrack at 7:35 :D
Yesssss
I know everyone is here now from Jack's littlest penguin play through
this is a really gut busting video
hello sans
Sorry To Say that But I Hate UNDERTALE
i see what you did there :D
+MadGuyGaming but why :'(
+Cassandra Castelant why does undertale exist...?
Jackseptieye is the drug I take to be internally happy
7:35 For all we know jack could have tentacles instead of legs
(Nobody will reply to this) 😕
replies
Legendary Unicorns Did you enjoy my comment? Was it cool?
amazing comment but VR breh
reply
Nah, we have seen his legs before.
Also: Hi! My name is apparently nobody :D
He always ads badger in it doesn't he "man woman child badger u don't kill them when there on the toilet" Jse 2016
he's secretly a badger
+ThornArgentine I KNEW IT
Makes me wonder if he's a secret fan of Bill Bailey, with all the badger love. Bill does the same thing.
this is the sound of aliens every time they wake up from sleep 1:37
Or the sound of me waking up from a nap
That's the sound I make when I poop!
OMG you answered my coment thanks im honerd
Lol omg yes OwO
+jacksepticeye spssssssstdsfhcbvdhhdvchhfd like that
6:07, I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I GET CHILLS WHEN I HEAR THIS...
Jack, it's high functioning sociopath, you should do your homework.
He already graduated from college
Dear Jacksepticeye,
Please play the Undertale fangame "NEVER FORGET".
You can find it on gamejolt and there are Eastereggs everywhere.
I would really enjoy it.
Thanks.
Or DONT FORGET
+Max Heller no
+Thatguy WhoDoesThings, why not? Undertale is one of jacks favourite games ever, if he heard about fan games like this he'd probably play them
that would be awesome i miss undertale
yeah :' D i mean i could watch his undertale series. but it wouldnt feel the same cause u dont get that uploading feeling :(
5:40, Am i the only who is laughing histerically right now?, No?...Im going to the hospital
xD ur last clause
lol
lol Mario world i dont see bowser
Alfred Corpuz I laughed so hard during that, and then laughed even more at 6:10 lmao
I was laughing hysterically probably because I play murder games like that all the time I’m nothing better to do with my life
I'm really diggin how they include the soundtrack from "A Clockwork Orange" in it... it's beautiful
I got an add for astronauts! lol
gg
Same, Lol.
i got no ads cuz im awesome
add to what?
Lucky, I've been getting the "smokers get less money" ad almost every video for the past week.
I was eating ramen while I was watching this. Are you proud of me mom!
This is the police ?
Yes I'm missing that game! XD
+HintShotGames Is this the Krusty Krab?
+HintShotGames Nice
Down on the ground!!
Officer Price is so old that Jack has to let her rest for days before he can upload another This is the Police video. #InstinctusTV
Jack at 12:30 : "Why did I need 6 hours to do that & why did I need to go into a fucking cabinet to do it?"
Me: "Jack if you're gonna do it do it right".
I almost died at 4:20 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
Haha same!!!
420??? XDD such timing
Lol, I noticed that too xD
everybody almost dies in 420 hahahah
+Unknown11 u really want people to die don't u ????
This game also reminds of THE THING and Dead Space.
I S A A C
All my friends are heathens take it slow
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
WATCH IT
|-/
|-/
LOL when the green thing falls on his back the captions when they’re turned on say “regret” and then “alien screeching”and then when Jack does it, it says “screeches again” XD
I Love the Clockwork Orange Music
now I'm scared to take a poopy
Last time I came this early my girlfriend left me.
Ha I see what ya did there CD
Danothemano ;)
old one :(
I see what you did there
Eew...
ima have to start using that one XD
THE END OF THE GAME MUSIC IS A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. I LOVE THIS
I watched this after watching. Littlest penguin :)
Im so triggered
(triggering intesifies)
Nice 0 subs u tube
+Robert NONE You must be fun at parties..
+Robert NONE Gg
EVEN MORE TRIGGERED!!! *flips table*
I am also sitting on a toilet watching this
thanks for the information
okay...?
Is anything green and slimy in it?
Rest in peace.
+Jackseptiplier idk
I know this is a fairly old video by now but I just found it and the part where the alien's eating the doctor and Jack just says "I'm gonna leave you alone with these sounds", I laughed so much more than I probably should've lmao but it was just weirdly really funny.
hey bro
Ewww! This was so gross.
yep I was on the toilet too :p
yep
I almost threw up 😳
IF YOU WATCH THE VISITOR THEN IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN THAT BAD
Grow up YASSSSSSS
Who's Watching This Video Without Socks? ;)
fuck you
me ;)
me
Me
I'm naked.
Me and jack read 6 hours later the same way!
+Lewis Gander Can you not?
I'm seeing you all over the place. So I decided to say hi for once... Hi!
k
Me too!
+XxCYBORG_W0lF 1111 yay
Orange Clockwork as an ending BMG.... acceptable for this creepy vibe
Alien: hehe, I have boobs.
Deeeeeem tities !!!!
TWISTY FRESH NIPS.
10:35 half life reference
HEAD CRAB.
Dead Space
Who else believes that extraterrestrial life exist?
+herpderp140 The universe can neither be infinite nor finite. If its finite what's on the outside? If its infinity then... udhwnzkfj
I do because why the fuck is the Universe huge
Well, it's very possible.
+DarkIntent yeah, we all know they trample farmer JENKINS crops.
No no no. They don't trample farmer John's, or farmer Jenkins' crops. They trample farmer Billy's crops. SCREW YOU BILLY!!!
7:00 thats the same sound effect as Swords and Sandals, it takes me back
Hi guys!! I hope you have a great day!!!!!
Thank you, and the same to you, kind stranger.
+Why me :)
JACK I LOVE YOU!!!! LIKEEEE AAAAAA BOOOOOSSSSSS
greets from the netherlands
Greetings from Spain
Heeeyyyoooooo from England!!!
+Annoying Dog greetings from meme land
+Annoying Dog dog song plays
there is a astro creep 2 but its called astro creep invasion
Jack:I'm dead now, you killed me
ARE YOU HAPPY??!!
Me:Well.......No.
Umm... Hold up is that music when the alien gets legs from the throne room in fucking Conker's bad fur day I hear?
It fucking is isn't it?
+Isaac Vetor yea
lol conker is life
Originally its from A Clockwork Orange
So basically
That time i got reincarnated as a slime
what if aliens were humans but they are in the future and we r in the past ,i mean they are really advance in technology
We technically aren’t alone in the universe: microorganisms, cows, sheep, sharks, fish, sea mammals, land mammals, bats, birds
jack.......YOU KILLED HIM THERW THE ASSSSSS
just so no one els can do this I'll say it myself...NO SHIT SHERLOCK
jacksepticeye lover
I'll §åy it ånywåy:
NØ §HIT §H£RLØ€K!!
Tapeworms Inmytummy Liked ur own comment too did u
@@Alexandradenhart6655 1. No i didn't
2. This comment is 3 years old. Leave a snarky remark on a comment thats not 3 yearsold.
Spacecreep: Pedos in spaaaaaaacccccee!
*Astrocreep
Wait is jack RLLY A ALIEN!!!!DU Du!!!
Ms Wolf no
Its nice to know that jack is happy while takeing a shit because when I take a shit I feel like screaming