Oh no, dont forget about "Scottish Star Trek" which if you do watch you might need this explaination: Malky- Originating in Glasgow / West Coast of Scotland, a term for slashing someone with a straight razor, usually across the face. Comes from the dubious rhyming slang of Malky (Malcolm) Fraser, Razor. Has extended over the years to mean simply giving someone a 'doing' - beating them up - or a 'Glesga kiss' - a headbutt - and has also expanded throughout Scotland and into the North East of England.
I think even a load of Brits won't get the dialogue in this video, never mind Americans. Allow me to enlighten you. Told Bones to keep his mincers peeled : I told Dr McCoy keep his eyes open I've not clocked a single Klingon boat: I haven't seen a single Klingon face They've mugged us right off : They're' making us look rather foolish It's all kicking off big time: A major situation has developed A proper tear up: A big fight
Me and my wife watch them, we don't even like fishing, but what a lovely programme. Lovely scenery, friendship, very funny together, oh, and Ted the dog, with his overbite! I feel sorry for Bob, he's not well, is he, even after his heart op.
A guy on that Channel Bee called Sheephead used to do funny videos were he rang up Babestation and talked to them about the cricket! They were hilarious 😂
The accent of the deep south USA is a blend of English west country, west midlands and far northern Scotland...who were the roughest most uncivilised people of the new immigrants.
The actors are from Soccer am crew and made a few of these 12 yrs ago. Best ones are chip shop and school open nights. You avin it cocker or you avin it on yer Bromley's
Your fellow countryman Mr Dick Van Dyke gave a Cockerknee Masterclass with his performance many years ago in the film: "Merry Popp' ins". Check it out.
I prefer the the Scottish Star Trek spoof, it would be funny to see how much of it you will understand "Star Trek Spoof | Chewin' the Fat | The Scottish Comedy Channel"
As a Cockney, who is about to move away ending our family's 117yr history in this area ( we don't fancy ending up like General Custer ) I have to explain you rarely have Cockneys talk like that much anymore. What you do have is " Dirty South " ( South London ) awash with those speaking in their own made us version of " Cockenese " , but overall they mostly speak in lazy " Ghettonese " barstardised English in that part of the city, that even has us Cockney's cringing hearing it spoken.
Clerkenwell Cockney here , just to let you know there's still one or two of us left . My tribe are Cockneys going back to the mid 19th century .You're right , very few sound the same as when I was a kid in the 1950's they're just adapting to all the other influences round about. Have a listen to Charlie George he's proper Islington .
If you really want to immerse yourself in the Cockney accent then you have to watch "Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels." It's feature length but its comedy is priceless.
Check out Bottom… Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. A couple of losers who share a run down apartment together. One’s a pervert and the others an alcoholic. It’s a slap stick comedy from the 90s. It’s a good show. 😂
A lot of cockney rhyming slang in the script, "your aving a Turkish" a Turkish bath = Laugh if your understanding that your either a londoner or brought up by londoners 😅 there's a lot in rhyming slang could if it hasn't already be a dictionary instead of English to Spanish it would be English to Cockney Rhyming Slang. I'm not fluent I'm conversational but my dad is fluent 😊
Kirk: Fackn' 'ell, Those klingons! They're having a laugh, mate! Spock: I fink they're takin' the mickey. The goons are askin' for a good slap. Kirk: Oi, Shut iiiiiit!
Lots of rhyming slang in that, son. Are you avin a turkish? turkish bath=laugh, in cockney, turkish barff=larrf. Ain`t seen a single klingon boat, Jim. Boat race=face. Check our south afrikan airways, smell of reeves and mortimer, fast show etc etc.
Writing as someone from East London, that clip is bang to rights! Know what I mean, son!!
It was pony....
You muggin' me off, mate?
Proper naughty!
Danny Dyer would be proud, KB
Have you heard of snatch wars? It’s a Star Wars skit where they’ve swapped Vader’s lines with Bricktop quotes. Cracks me up every time.
Love snatch wars, an early t'internet classic - still solid gold!
KB’s done that one, was good!
Still one of the best mash-ups, especially clever as it was made so long ago!
Do you know what nemesis means? 🤣
Came to post this. Original and best
Check out the Yorkshire Airlines sketch by Hale and Pace
extra mushy peas.eee champion!
Waape tha' bluddy feet !
I like the South African airline sketch
God no
I remember those guys, I loved them.
Scottish Star Trek on Chewing the fat😅
Taysiders in space. Magic!!
Set phasers to Malky!!!
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. . .that you there, Scott?
@@cemtex17I'm English had to look that up .Brilliant sketch.
Oh no, dont forget about "Scottish Star Trek" which if you do watch you might need this explaination: Malky- Originating in Glasgow / West Coast of Scotland, a term for slashing someone with a straight razor, usually across the face. Comes from the dubious rhyming slang of Malky (Malcolm) Fraser, Razor.
Has extended over the years to mean simply giving someone a 'doing' - beating them up - or a 'Glesga kiss' - a headbutt - and has also expanded throughout Scotland and into the North East of England.
Malky is a headbutt
Like fuk if I want a Glasgow kiss!
@@cammy9r Malky is def Glesga rhyming slang fi a razor.
I looked it up. I can only say "Pure deid brilliant" :)
Soccer AM a Saturday morning football show in England 😅
this was Channelbee but, yes, Lovejoy, Fenners, Sheephead, Dyson, Neil the Square, Robbie the Tramp etc
And don't I miss it. 😂
They need Bricktop as the captain lol
Now he is proper naughty! 😳
KB’s done that one, but good shout!
LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣
brick top star wars is good
Brilliant choice 😂
I think even a load of Brits won't get the dialogue in this video, never mind Americans. Allow me to enlighten you.
Told Bones to keep his mincers peeled : I told Dr McCoy keep his eyes open
I've not clocked a single Klingon boat: I haven't seen a single Klingon face
They've mugged us right off : They're' making us look rather foolish
It's all kicking off big time: A major situation has developed
A proper tear up: A big fight
That made me Englebert over me cuff
@@lesmartin8131
Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon lol
Minces = Mince Pies Eyes
Turkish = Turkish Bath - Laugh
Boat = boat race - face
Usually "havin' a bubble"...bubble bath- laugh.
You should watch the chewing the fat version; as that is hilarious.
Taysiders in Space is hilarious
BINGO!....oh and get me a mug o royale game and a ooutsider. lol
Yeah that one’s much funnier
Oh there is something special waiting for you in the next season of IT Crowd.
Cockney rhyming slang: mincies - mince pies - eyes. Boat - boat race - face. Turkish - Turkish bath - laugh.
when they phone up babestation and talk about biscuits lol
One of the best ever!
@@choochoochooseyou exactly lol
This is a funny sendup. And just yesterday, I checked out a clip called “Star Trek - The Beat Generation”. Coolsville.
Snatch Star Wars is the one you need to watch, it's Bricktop meets Star Wars.
Have a peek at Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing. Funny with beautiful scenery. X
Me and my wife watch them, we don't even like fishing, but what a lovely programme. Lovely scenery, friendship, very funny together, oh, and Ted the dog, with his overbite! I feel sorry for Bob, he's not well, is he, even after his heart op.
TAYSIDERS IN SPACE!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
Can't wait till you get to a certain episode of the IT Crowd. You'll know what I'm in about when you get to it!
That's the dogs dangly bits ! ! lol COYFI
Have a shot at accents from South West England. Certain vowel sounds are similar to American pronunciation.
Captain Kirk's Cockney accent makes DIck van Dyke sound like a native?? 🤣
A guy on that Channel Bee called Sheephead used to do funny videos were he rang up Babestation and talked to them about the cricket! They were hilarious 😂
Hi King. There’s a Scottish version of Star Trek called Taysiders in Space . It’s around you tube I’ve just looked. Cheers. Tayside is Dundee area
There's a Scottish Star Trek sketch as well that you should check out.
Have you tried Yorkshire Airlines. If not , well worth a butchers. 😂😂😂
The accent of the deep south USA is a blend of English west country, west midlands and far northern Scotland...who were the roughest most uncivilised people of the new immigrants.
The actors are from Soccer am crew and made a few of these 12 yrs ago. Best ones are chip shop and school open nights. You avin it cocker or you avin it on yer Bromley's
There's also Scottish Star Trek
Yes it was a line of coke
I think that your best stab at a British accent might be a West Country one!!
Gotta watch the Yorkshire Airways skit
Your fellow countryman Mr Dick Van Dyke gave a Cockerknee Masterclass with his performance many years ago in the film: "Merry Popp' ins". Check it out.
No Klingons ! Are you ' avin' a Turkish san ? Brilliant , brilliant , brilliant !
Facking hell! I had a right giraffe at that, Geezer!
May I suggest, Geordie star wars, and the geordie moonshoot (vic and bob, geordie astronauts complilation)
Fenners, probably "Soccer AM"!
I prefer the the Scottish Star Trek spoof, it would be funny to see how much of it you will understand
"Star Trek Spoof | Chewin' the Fat | The Scottish Comedy Channel"
agreed, Taysiders in space is hilarious
Yes, I've watched it too totally impenetrable accents. 😂 Love it. Sent it to my Glaswegian friend for a translation she couldn't either.😅😅
@@kennym5898 well it's almost Dundonian, which is on the east coast and at least old Dundonian is nigh on incomprehesible to anyone outside of Dundee
@@stuartfaulds1580
😂👍🏻
Try Protect The Block. Everyone has to start somewhere. John "Finn" Boyega and Jodie "Who" Foster on the loose in Battersea.
Watch Man Down when Greg Davies looks after his baby son for the day..
sounded like the actor Michael Cain to me.
As a Cockney, who is about to move away ending our family's 117yr history in this area ( we don't fancy ending up like General Custer ) I have to explain you rarely have Cockneys talk like that much anymore. What you do have is " Dirty South " ( South London ) awash with those speaking in their own made us version of " Cockenese " , but overall they mostly speak in lazy " Ghettonese " barstardised English in that part of the city, that even has us Cockney's cringing hearing it spoken.
The kids are even starting to talk like Ali G in the north now
Clerkenwell Cockney here , just to let you know there's still one or two of us left . My tribe are Cockneys going back to the mid 19th century .You're right , very few sound the same as when I was a kid in the 1950's they're just adapting to all the other influences round about. Have a listen to Charlie George he's proper Islington .
Hoxton born but spent most of my youth fighting/thieving over in Islington/Whitecross street. 😉@@lesmartin8131
I'm at the opposite end of the country but can decipher most of their rhyming slang. "Are they having a Turkish?" = turkish bath = laugh / larf
When he says 'they're taking liberties' he sounds just liky Nan (Catherine Tate is Nan).
These guys were from a show called soccer Saturday it aired every Saturday morning with guests from sport and these guys did stand up comedy sketches
Soccer AM right?
If you really want to immerse yourself in the Cockney accent then you have to watch "Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels." It's feature length but its comedy is priceless.
Check out their cockney videos, the Taxi one and Chip shop one's are awesome.
I can recommend "Bury My Goldfish" - also done by Channel Bee
I like that it is Grayson but MR Chomedley -Warner.
There's a.cockney
Star wars version
Brick top from snatch voices darth vada
Really funny
..😂🙏🇬🇧
Check out Bottom… Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. A couple of losers who share a run down apartment together. One’s a pervert and the others an alcoholic. It’s a slap stick comedy from the 90s. It’s a good show. 😂
Cockney parents evening by these guys is funny too 😊
For those about to rock ...
Looks like the ships powered by a massive savaloy sausage
A lot of cockney rhyming slang in the script, "your aving a Turkish" a Turkish bath = Laugh if your understanding that your either a londoner or brought up by londoners 😅 there's a lot in rhyming slang could if it hasn't already be a dictionary instead of English to Spanish it would be English to Cockney Rhyming Slang. I'm not fluent I'm conversational but my dad is fluent 😊
Mincers: mince pies = eyes!
Just watch Lockstock you melt .Bitofa binge then Roberts your father's brother. Piece a cake, sorted. Got it
Stone me, can't believe i've not seen it before. Right up my street.
That's Fenners from soccer am,it was funny as duck bitd.
Sweet, wotchya geezer, let’s get a Ruby !
How about doing some Open All Hours episodes. Im sure there will be highlight episodes or compilations
React to "Limmy's Show: Dee Dee: Moon" 😂
Scottish and probably the funniest space related comedy I have ever seen.
This was just fun sketch from Soccer AM, a mix of football/soccer chat and fun segments.
When Soccer AM was good....
You need to check out Taysiders in Space. A comedy sketch on th tv show. Chewing the Fat. Set phasers tae Malky.
Scottish pingu will make you cry
Those guys used to be on Soccer A M
Watch taysiders in space it’s a Scottish Star Trek
You might want to watch the Jamaican cut of Dr. Who.
Yorkshire man versus Alien ! 😭
Kirk: Fackn' 'ell, Those klingons! They're having a laugh, mate!
Spock: I fink they're takin' the mickey. The goons are askin' for a good slap.
Kirk: Oi, Shut iiiiiit!
I'm pretty sure those are guys from Soccer AM.
Lol you have to react to THE MiLK / EASTENDERS this is so funny it hurt
Check out Danny Dyer Alexa😂. Danny is a cockney actor.
Checkout Teeside Tintin. Absolute classic
kirk looks like fenners off soccer am
I f you want to listen to the finest cockney comic check out Mike Reid in concert
Check out THE GAY DALEKS from the UK TV show called TV OFFAL.
Get onto the Cockneys vs Zombies film. Alan Ford is in it too 😁
Have you reacted to British pop song "Star Trekkin'" by The Firm?
watch tin tin dubs with a Teeside accent so funny
Scottish star wars is hilarious.
Taysiders in space Scottish Star Trek from Chewing The Fat.
King Boomer...Soccer AM best bits 2004-2005 Season. You're welcome
Lots of rhyming slang in that, son. Are you avin a turkish? turkish bath=laugh, in cockney, turkish barff=larrf.
Ain`t seen a single klingon boat, Jim. Boat race=face. Check our south afrikan airways, smell of reeves and mortimer, fast show etc etc.
Try and watch “The Scott’s” a Scottish family based comedy it is hilarious
King Boomer try Geordie Star Wars , somebody thought during Star Wars with a Newcastle-upon-Tyne accent would be funny
Try the two Ronnie's swear box
"You 'avin' a Turkish?" 🤣🤣🤣
Nothing wrong with king boomers north and South (cockney slang for mouth) 🤣🤣
Can’t believe you’ve found channel bee 😂
legendary website
Incontence pants Billy Connolly You MUST watch it
Chewin the fat, Taysiders in space is the best Star Trek sketch
channel bee eh? you need to wastch YORKSHIRE ZULU and Yorkshire V Aliens
Was that Fenners
yup
Yorkshire Star Wars is excellent, as are Yorkshire Alien and Zulu.
They're avin a turkish. This is cockney rhyming slang, turkish bath = laugh.
Was that a soccer AM sketch because the main guy talking was on soccer AM for years
Is that fenners from soccer am? 😂
yes
Check out the Taliban skit about the subtitles.
I can do a variety of accents including Cockney!