Double-dialing in a non-emergency situation is a serious offense...at least, according to the Southern People's Court. #sotrueyall #itsasouthernthing #southernpeoplescourt
I am a grandmother. I call once and, if my grandchildren don't answer, I send them a text saying that I was just missing them. That always gets them to call me back.
Ain't nobody get to Sunday lunch before the Baptists. Half the time, we bring lunch with us to church! "Where two or more are gathered, there shall ye find a casserole." That's how that verse goes, right?
See, this is why we Jews have an Oneg after services. No need to leave the building in a rush. We have food right after services, usually provided by one of the families because little Moshe's just turned 13 or Sarah's made the all state mathletes team. (Unless it's Yom Kippur, and services don't go till sundown, and you have to pack up books after fasting for 25 hours, only to find out that you have to go somewhere else to break the fast... So... Yeah.)
Bless your Yankee turncoat self. JK! So sorry about that. Nothing in life worth giving up sweet tea, nachos, or bbq for. And I mean nothing. Ask my hubby. Dragged his butt outta Colorado. 1😂😂. 10 years out of the south and when I finally got back here...you can't drag me out of here ever again.
I think Southern Baptist invented dinner on the grounds so the congregation can sneak in some lunch while the rehydrating hydrating after his long sermon. Then when we are all full and relaxed it's back to the sanctuary for a sing.
This is true, because Baptist sermons tend to run longer, so they might not get out of church until 12:10 or even 12:15, giving the Methodists and Presbyterians a chance to get in line at the cafeterias and buffets first :)
I know the feeling!!! My husband will literally tell me he’s in the bathroom and he’ll send pictures of his scrunched face or he’ll call me while he’s in there. Sometimes I’ll be in Walmart or I’ll be at work when he does this 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ gotta love our hubbys
Absolutely loved it. Being from the south when I was a kid if the phone rang during dinner no one dared answered it. There were no answering machines. Dad always said if it's important they'll call back later.
when she said that she was trying to find good brisket I instantly went "oh, she is not guilty at all, you need to do everything you can to find a good brisket"
Howlin' Hound here in Savannah, Ga has brisket nachos that....Well, you better not sit near your Mama when you eat them! Full of flavor with in-house nachos that stay crisp in spite of the juicy, smoked bbq on top!
Talia is a MASTER of expression.....It's like she has a different face for every emotion, and her timing is epic! She should try her luck in Hollywood......If she likes Hollywood, that is.
Guys, you should have a decent series about the whole Southern thing. I think it would be sky-rocketing! You're so freaking talented!!! One of my the most favs on RUclips! Love you all!
Growing up with my home town Baptist church we always had Sunday Bar-B-Ques from the months April to October and the elder women said it was always easier then to try and have everybody get a table at the nearest buffet restaurants lol. We never called though. It was always in that mornings Sunday Planner given at the beginning of every sermon
Eating out/potluck BBQ every Sunday would be my dream. We would go home and have the usual pbjs 🤷🏼♀️ but at least I get a nap aaaaahhhhhhhh (my sabbath prize)
Anyone ever read The Lone Star Planet? Best ending to a court case ever: "The defendant goes free. Now let's get outta here before the barbecue's over!"
Absolutely priceless! One of your funniest videos yet! Sticky Fingers used to be my Go-to bbq nacho establishment, but they are unfortunately out of business. Perhaps Chili's?
What should really be illegal is texting someone "wyd" and then facetiming them after they text you back. Just like you cant just show up at my front door, you cant just facetime me, we need to set up appointments😁
I was about to make this same comment. The real crime is attempting an unscheduled Facetime. Ain't no way I'm answering that! It's funny about the front door thing, I live in LA (the California one) but also part time in TN where I grew up, and in LA I will not answer the door even if someone can clearly see that I'm home. In TN, I don't mind it at all!
I can't remember the last time I heard somebody say commode! Reminds me of when I was little and the second meal of the day was dinner. The evening meal was supper. You only got lunch at school, or if you was on TV.
It could be worse. The King James Version (aka Southern Standard Version), when describing a donkey, uses another word for "butt" many times, a word that's *very* inappropriate in church!
I don't know if anyone's mentioned it to y'all already, but Pierce's Pit Barbecue in the Williamsburg/ York County area of Virginia is definitely Southern Certified!
Who hasn't returned a phone call while on the commode? Am I the only one? Lord have mercy. I do try to "muffle" any unusual sounds and mute when the flush occurs. Hopefully, they think I'm in a hallway. =) Love ya videos! Much love from a Chicago boy living down in central Texas. We live by the three pillars ever'day.
Someone may have inadvertently left their do not disturb feature on & a 2nd back to back call would put u thru. If they purposely had DND on or ignored ur 1st call, then they will do it again & u will know for sure they cannot talk. And yes, food IS an emergency.
No bbq nachos but Riverview Grill in Clinton Tennessee has bbq that will make you forget every other BBQ place! And the owners are amazing, they also cook and wait tables. Nicest people! 💕
The Improper Pig in Charlotte, NC has awesome BBQ and BBQ nachos! They were even on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives on Food network so YOU KNOW they must be amazing!
Oh man, that's me and my husband! He never checks his voicemail, Lord knows when he'll check texts, and he only ever answers his phone if you call back right after the voicemail picks up. 😂😂😂
Jordan Turner hey me too, I couldn’t believe they thought the Baptist’s would beat anyone the restaurant! I know we’re always the last to the restaurant! Lol
Remember, the most jacked up traffic in the South isn't I-85 around Atlanta nor is it I-10 in Dallas, it's around ANY Cracker Barrel in the South on a Sunday.
I used to drive from Indiana to Charleston SC. Is that Sevierville exit the one that used to have a green dinosaur at a fireworks store? I did not see the dinosaur on google maps. The video was very funny. I love the humor in all your videos.
California Dreaming restaurant in Greer, S.C. has the best bbq chicken nachos. Layered with white cheese, red onion and bbq chicken. Better'n pinto beans with chow chow. I crave it more than cornbread. I love it more than a cold meatloaf sandwich, and that's saying sumpin'.
You must be young, and glued to a screen. Sorry. I am middle aged, and still don't understand the oddities of cell phone behavior, like a person talking to me one minute, then yapping to someone else in the room. Better ghost me right now, kid.
Everything about that was true. ESPECIALLY the part about Rick in the bathroom. I work from home now but the one thing that really creeped me out about the office bathroom was there'd sometimes be a guy in a stall talking to someone on the phone. That ain't right!
❤️ Hilarious!!!! Y’all are always so funny and original!!! I saw Talia in a local car commercial yesterday. I kept waiting for her to tell us which models have the Happy Honk™️ and the Southern GPS™️!!! 😉❤️
My granparents always end up calling at 8pm or 9pm and if we don't end up answering they call until we do. It doesn't have to be an emergency or anything like that, they could call to ask a question or to gossip. Most of the time we either busy or eating dinner. It's been done so much we're waiting for the phone to ring at those times.
I live in San Antonio, so thankfully, brisket nachos are readily available. If you're down here, check out Chaco's for fast-food style brisket nachos, or The Pig Pen and/or Smoke Shack (sister restaurants) for sit-down style food. Both are awesome!
“If we hurry we can make it to lucky before the Baptists” As a baptist I tell y’all that it is not possible to do. When we get out of church we go to lunch immediately.
I don't know about phone call regulations, but I do know that on Sunday, the order is the Catholic/Episcopalians/Methodists, then the Baptists, and then the Pentecostals. You always get last pickin's and all the seating is taken when you're Pentecostal**The Bbq Pit, Tecas style, Sacramento California, You've got to try their sweet potato pie with Southern Comfort!
"Truth, Justice, and Barbecue" needs to be a t-shirt.
The Eaton County Woodworker oh yes
Agreed
A patch for my jacket.
I'm working on it
I read truth as trash, but was still fist pumping in agreement anyways
"her phone has more cracks that a clown car full of plumbers"
Were would you find a clown car full of plumber down here?; In the deep deep South 🤔 y'all stand a better find a merimaid riding a🦄. Just saying.
I don't care who you are .... that there is FUNNY!! - Larry the Cable Guy
He said punks
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A Syephens R/WOOOSH
I am a grandmother. I call once and, if my grandchildren don't answer, I send them a text saying that I was just missing them. That always gets them to call me back.
Roby Love smart woman. That would get me to call back
As someone who despises texting with every fiber of my being... you get a free pass.
Roby Love guilt trip=Jedi master level.
That's how my mama gets me........ gotta make a quick call y'all.......
@@raymondmcgee4491 You know your okay as long as she doesn't use your middle name! Have a great day!
The southern peoples court is iconic
Wait til one day when they make an Ace Attorney reference
Meade Music Hey man what the hell is that supposed to mean
Ain't nobody get to Sunday lunch before the Baptists. Half the time, we bring lunch with us to church! "Where two or more are gathered, there shall ye find a casserole." That's how that verse goes, right?
🤣 Strangely enough, I'm a Baptist, and where I'm from the Presbyterians usually get to Sunday lunch before us.
Orthodox Christian's have lunch at church after liturgy so we don't have to worry about you protestant folks
See, this is why we Jews have an Oneg after services. No need to leave the building in a rush. We have food right after services, usually provided by one of the families because little Moshe's just turned 13 or Sarah's made the all state mathletes team. (Unless it's Yom Kippur, and services don't go till sundown, and you have to pack up books after fasting for 25 hours, only to find out that you have to go somewhere else to break the fast... So... Yeah.)
We just went to someone's house and ate home made meal. Of course Wednesdays were for dinner at church.
Jack Linde yum!
“And butts.....
....butt dialing!!!”
Love y’all
Bruh 😂😂
Tits too, my uncle calls it tit dialing when his phone makes a call from his shirt pocket.
Reminds me of Maine justice from snl.
Ahana! Yup! 😂😂
I lost it!
Person: Makes back to back calls
It's a Southern Thing: Wait that's illegal
I see you every where
Same, I went scrolling through the comments and I’m like I’ve seen him about everywhere
joshua witt her*
Sorry
If I send someone to voicemail I expect them to leave me the hell alone until I call them back
I live in New England... Two things that are complete blasphemy here:
1) BBQ
2) Nachos
Send me back to Texas...
I know better than to ask about sweet tea.
That is sad. ;(
You have my every sympathy. Terrible situation, terrible.......
Bless your Yankee turncoat self. JK! So sorry about that. Nothing in life worth giving up sweet tea, nachos, or bbq for. And I mean nothing. Ask my hubby. Dragged his butt outta Colorado. 1😂😂. 10 years out of the south and when I finally got back here...you can't drag me out of here ever again.
@@robinandhismom well I'll be so horrified, Miss Scarlett!?😂😂😂
Bless their hearts thats just awful.
This is an exact representation of the debate I have with myself every time someone declines my phone call.
"Her phone got more cracks than a clown car full of plumbers" Oh my God, I am absolutely dying!!
“If we hurry, we can make it to lunch before the Baptists”😂😂
I think Southern Baptist invented dinner on the grounds so the congregation can sneak in some lunch while the rehydrating hydrating after his long sermon. Then when we are all full and relaxed it's back to the sanctuary for a sing.
That’s cuuuute, you think you could beat us Baptists at OF ALL THINGS; FOOD. well bless your heart!
That's right. We always get there 1st.
We moved our morning service up a half hour just so we could beat the Baptist to the restaurant! Lol
This is true, because Baptist sermons tend to run longer, so they might not get out of church until 12:10 or even 12:15, giving the Methodists and Presbyterians a chance to get in line at the cafeterias and buffets first :)
Brisket nachos??!! That sounds really good
As a non-Southerner who spent 2 years in the South (Memphis, TN) I can tell you that brisket nachos are to die for.
My husband has called, FaceTimed, AND sent pictures from the commode. He’s a true back woods southern modern man 🤦🏻♀️
I know the feeling!!! My husband will literally tell me he’s in the bathroom and he’ll send pictures of his scrunched face or he’ll call me while he’s in there. Sometimes I’ll be in Walmart or I’ll be at work when he does this 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ gotta love our hubbys
I remember when y'all were under 13k 😂❤❤❤❤
Same here!
I know and now there at 208k!
Finding out a good BBQ joint is definitely an emergency to any good Southener.🍔
Ray Nathan's in Gastonia, NC!! BBQ and Brisket is soooo good! And real cooked food, not frozen.
In Texas that's not an emergency. It would be hard to find a bad one.
“If we hurry, we can make it to lunch before the Baptists.” HA! As a Baptist myself, I wish you good luck with that one.
Truth
Justice
Barbecue
😂
Hershey the cat and biscuits. You can't forget the biscuits.
@@jamesrogers1554 the wut cat????
"We are not calling Rick back....ever!" Lol! :-D
I got so excited when I realized y’all filmed it at my church!!
Wow cool
Nazarene?
Salty Higgins No, Methodist
Ah, it’s normally one of the two in the south that says beat the baptist
@@saltyhiggins4525 Not always, I go to an Assemblies of God church and we say that.
This actually had me saying,
“So True, Y’all!”
Matt is my absolute favorite. He does such a service to every Southern person.
Every video y'all put out is a delight 😂😁💜
Absolutely loved it. Being from the south when I was a kid if the phone rang during dinner no one dared answered it. There were no answering machines. Dad always said if it's important they'll call back later.
when she said that she was trying to find good brisket I instantly went "oh, she is not guilty at all, you need to do everything you can to find a good brisket"
Howlin' Hound here in Savannah, Ga has brisket nachos that....Well, you better not sit near your Mama when you eat them! Full of flavor with in-house nachos that stay crisp in spite of the juicy, smoked bbq on top!
Talia is a MASTER of expression.....It's like she has a different face for every emotion, and her timing is epic! She should try her luck in Hollywood......If she likes Hollywood, that is.
These videos are not only hilarious, Talia Lin is the PERFECT woman!
I’m going to have to use that now...”Truth, justice and BBQ!”
Hilarious!! I was laughing at the mention of him dialing from the commode. Needed this laugh. Y'all are awesome
Yep Lunch is an Emergency, you never seen me run faster than when my mama asked "Jeet?"
I thought it was, “Jeet yet?”
@@steveavant9727 yeah that's said too
No...jew?
Guys, you should have a decent series about the whole Southern thing. I think it would be sky-rocketing! You're so freaking talented!!! One of my the most favs on RUclips! Love you all!
He Facetimed from the commode? The wrong person is definitely on trial!
Growing up with my home town Baptist church we always had Sunday Bar-B-Ques from the months April to October and the elder women said it was always easier then to try and have everybody get a table at the nearest buffet restaurants lol. We never called though. It was always in that mornings Sunday Planner given at the beginning of every sermon
Eating out/potluck BBQ every Sunday would be my dream. We would go home and have the usual pbjs 🤷🏼♀️ but at least I get a nap aaaaahhhhhhhh (my sabbath prize)
They ain’t got barbecue nachos, but they got barbecue good enough to give you the meat sweats, and it’s Bow and Arrow in Auburn, Alabama
I'll second this line of thought with Hutchin's in McKinney, Texas. (They do have 'Texas Twinkies' though...)
@@ciallen01 Theres a McKinney Texes?
Carol Church You bet your britches there is. It’s about an hour north of Dallas. 🤠
Just a random, Hey! War Eagle!!
Traci Gresham war eagle
CD's BBQ and Catering in Inman SC great food and now they have BBQ nachos
thx
I literally thought “Why didn’t she just text and ask him?” Shows how young I am.
I'm older, and I prefer texting. I *HATE* talking on the phone.
I always call my mom twice. Once for her to hear it and twice for her to pick up.
Sentence the felonius commode facetimer to a year without brisket, and may Gawd have mercy on his soul.
And if he reappears on the same charge, tack on restriction to unsweetened tea to run concurrently with the previous sentence.
Anyone ever read The Lone Star Planet? Best ending to a court case ever: "The defendant goes free. Now let's get outta here before the barbecue's over!"
That was hilarious, mostly because my Mom would do the same thing - FaceTime on the toilet 🤣🤣
The FaceTime part never gets old
Absolutely priceless! One of your funniest videos yet!
Sticky Fingers used to be my Go-to bbq nacho establishment, but they are unfortunately out of business. Perhaps Chili's?
I know it's not in the South but... Aldus breweries' brisket nachos are amazing in Hanover PA.
What should really be illegal is texting someone "wyd" and then facetiming them after they text you back. Just like you cant just show up at my front door, you cant just facetime me, we need to set up appointments😁
Ain’t that the truth 😂
I was about to make this same comment. The real crime is attempting an unscheduled Facetime. Ain't no way I'm answering that! It's funny about the front door thing, I live in LA (the California one) but also part time in TN where I grew up, and in LA I will not answer the door even if someone can clearly see that I'm home. In TN, I don't mind it at all!
@@electricia where in TN? I’m in very south middle TN. I still don’t mind ppl popping over even tho Im from western NY. Always loved it in NY!
Doug's BBQ in Monticello, Utah! Best BBQ nachos outside of the south!
Love the Southern court trials. Godtear hilarious😂
“You’ve been charged with a violation of double dialing ??” I can’t make out the last part. This skit is hilarious
If possible, use the closed captions. Sometimes, they add comments that are hilarious.
I can't remember the last time I heard somebody say commode! Reminds me of when I was little and the second meal of the day was dinner. The evening meal was supper. You only got lunch at school, or if you was on TV.
It still is where I live! LOL
We had breakfast, lunch and dinner. Supper was special occasions and of course after dinner dinner for those later cravings.
Here it's breakfast, lunch & supper
I have always called it the commode. Also refer to a sofa as the davenport.
And the freezer is an icebox . . .
"Cause we are not calling Rick back... Ever!"
Love this channel 😍😍❤️. "He face timed from the commode. " 😂😂😍
Judging by the judge's reaction, one must wonder: "Which face?"
Adam said "butt" in a church.
He's lucky Gramma didn't hear.
He wasn’t in church, he was in court!
It could be worse. The King James Version (aka Southern Standard Version), when describing a donkey, uses another word for "butt" many times, a word that's *very* inappropriate in church!
Worked at a call center... We'd get back to back butt calls sometimes. Pretty funny when your screaming on your end into theirs!!! LMAO!!!
Melissa Pollime I prefer to call them BOOTY CALLS!
Chico & Changs in Macon GA has freaking awesome Nachos
Bulgogi Beef Nachos (Korean BBQ)
I don't know if anyone's mentioned it to y'all already, but Pierce's Pit Barbecue in the Williamsburg/ York County area of Virginia is definitely Southern Certified!
Who hasn't returned a phone call while on the commode? Am I the only one? Lord have mercy. I do try to "muffle" any unusual sounds and mute when the flush occurs. Hopefully, they think I'm in a hallway. =) Love ya videos! Much love from a Chicago boy living down in central Texas. We live by the three pillars ever'day.
As ALWAYS, THAT was hilarious! Thank you, ya'll, for all your hard work on these hilarious skits! And God bless ya!
I had this conversation just yesterday. Luv y'all
Robo calls and telemarketing calls should be illegal too!
Someone may have inadvertently left their do not disturb feature on & a 2nd back to back call would put u thru. If they purposely had DND on or ignored ur 1st call, then they will do it again & u will know for sure they cannot talk. And yes, food IS an emergency.
BBQ nachos??? Such a thing exists?? Yes, I live in the North.
Try it.
You'll thank us Southerners later.
My condolences, bless your heart.
Born and raised in the south, and I've never heard of BBQ nachos til now..
Hell yeah they do.
I eat unadulterated BBQ
With corn sticks if I get crazy
Just looooots hot pepper vinegar and ideally, a Dr Pepper 🙂
No bbq nachos but Riverview Grill in Clinton Tennessee has bbq that will make you forget every other BBQ place! And the owners are amazing, they also cook and wait tables. Nicest people! 💕
I'm a double dialer. Answer the dang phone when I call! It could be an emergency (but usually it's not...)
The Improper Pig in Charlotte, NC has awesome BBQ and BBQ nachos! They were even on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives on Food network so YOU KNOW they must be amazing!
*Hears the people's court music* flash backs to watching it at my grandma's with my grandpa
We need more Southern People’s Court episodes. I love these so much.
The question about the nachos was very text worthy😃
Oh man, that's me and my husband! He never checks his voicemail, Lord knows when he'll check texts, and he only ever answers his phone if you call back right after the voicemail picks up. 😂😂😂
Smoke Pit Salisbury North Carolina!! Best brisket around!! Love it and your videos!!
Before the Baptist’s????😳😂
hey I'm a Baptist👿😡
Jordan Turner hey me too, I couldn’t believe they thought the Baptist’s would beat anyone the restaurant! I know we’re always the last to the restaurant! Lol
Where I’m from, it’s the Catholics getting out of Mass first.
Remember, the most jacked up traffic in the South isn't I-85 around Atlanta nor is it I-10 in Dallas, it's around ANY Cracker Barrel in the South on a Sunday.
@@doughesson preach it!! 😁
if You Can’t Get Good BBQ Then That’s Definitely a Court Matter
Amen! Preach it! No calls before text!
I used to drive from Indiana to Charleston SC. Is that Sevierville exit the one that used to have a green dinosaur at a fireworks store? I did not see the dinosaur on google maps. The video was very funny. I love the humor in all your videos.
California Dreaming restaurant in Greer, S.C. has the best bbq chicken nachos. Layered with white cheese, red onion and bbq chicken. Better'n pinto beans with chow chow. I crave it more than cornbread. I love it more than a cold meatloaf sandwich, and that's saying sumpin'.
Legends Express in Lawrenceburg TN has great brisket nachos.
Full Service BBQ 2 locations in Knoxville TN and Original location in Maryville TN. Knoxville locations have fresh cut French fries
I'll answer a text... but I'll ghost you if you call
*I'm dialing you now*
You must be young, and glued to a screen. Sorry. I am middle aged, and still don't understand the oddities of cell phone behavior, like a person talking to me one minute, then yapping to someone else in the room.
Better ghost me right now, kid.
Same, except my mum. That's one call I'll always pick up
"More cracks than a clown car full o' plumbers!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh yeah ... That's a keeper 😉
Skeeters in Shamokin Dam, PA.
Talia makes that green dress look amazingly good.
This Northerner loves them.
Just found you folks this month and this is the funniest yet.
If only justice worked this well!
Damn. Now I really want some brisket nachos.
I love Talia's green dress!
Shhh! Don't let this get but I like Talia! I f y o u k n o w w h a t I m e a n .
Yay! Lin's back! I haven't seen her on this channel in a while. I only saw her on Literarily Wasted for most of June.
Asides from the last Southern Certified
Everything about that was true. ESPECIALLY the part about Rick in the bathroom. I work from home now but the one thing that really creeped me out about the office bathroom was there'd sometimes be a guy in a stall talking to someone on the phone. That ain't right!
❤️ Hilarious!!!! Y’all are always so funny and original!!! I saw Talia in a local car commercial yesterday. I kept waiting for her to tell us which models have the Happy Honk™️ and the Southern GPS™️!!! 😉❤️
👍 I left a Fifth Harmoney video for you. I'm so dedicated.😝
Brister's Smokehouse in Ruston, LA. Very delicious BBQ nachos topped with brisket.
Lol I love this channel. Thank you for the intense laughter you have given me, today
My brother has a restaurant. Blanchard's BBQ in Lafayette, Louisiana, and yes they sell brisket nachos.😊
My granparents always end up calling at 8pm or 9pm and if we don't end up answering they call until we do. It doesn't have to be an emergency or anything like that, they could call to ask a question or to gossip. Most of the time we either busy or eating dinner. It's been done so much we're waiting for the phone to ring at those times.
Can we put Rick on trial for facetiming from the toilet?
I live in San Antonio, so thankfully, brisket nachos are readily available. If you're down here, check out Chaco's for fast-food style brisket nachos, or The Pig Pen and/or Smoke Shack (sister restaurants) for sit-down style food. Both are awesome!
"50 Taters" in Scottsboro, Alabama, has FANTASTIC BBQ!
0:57, hahaha that little "wahw!" 😂😂😂
“If we hurry we can make it to lucky before the Baptists”
As a baptist I tell y’all that it is not possible to do. When we get out of church we go to lunch immediately.
I don't know about phone call regulations, but I do know that on Sunday, the order is the Catholic/Episcopalians/Methodists, then the Baptists, and then the Pentecostals. You always get last pickin's and all the seating is taken when you're Pentecostal**The Bbq Pit, Tecas style, Sacramento California, You've got to try their sweet potato pie with Southern Comfort!
Talias green dress is goals!! I want one.