They can't sell the tea, because unlike the beans, the leafs do not pass the digestive tracts of a sad girl intact. Which is obviously how Phase coffee is made. Just like they do with the marsupials and cats in South Africa
I would support Phase tea. Also I feel that Runie, Hina, & Shina would fit a tea vibe really well. Who wouldn't want a sophisticated cup of evil earl gray.
@@StuninRub Meh, Oolongs are fine and all, but similar to jasmine teas, they have some floral honey notes that usually aren't my thing. I like a nice light sencha, or something heady and fermented with plenty of bergamot.
Well, The Dragon's Treasure just offered (begged, really ...) to work with them on this, which would be similar to the situation they already have with the coffee. They collabed on the flavours and art, Tales Coffee makes it, and Phase just handle orders and (eventual) shipping. Here, he's even offering to drop ship their orders too, so it really seems like it would work.
Phase would make way more money if Fishman decides to put up a milktea franchise. Now, what flavor profile do the sadgirls classify is a question that remains to be theorized.
I imagine that kevin was in the coffee business before he was in the vtuber business, and the coffee is just something he has the contacts and connections for. He probably can't source tea as easily.
coffee and vtubers aren't too incongruent, kind of like a digital maid cafe personally I would sell flavored instant packages for chatters on the go. not everyone has the tech or time to make coffee from roasted beans.
They would never. Remember that Phase Connect is a canadian company, which means they have traditional french heritage. Tea is highly caustic to the french and even 50% french like phase would suffer irreversible dmg if they consumed such a british substance. Selling it would be unthinkable to these monseuirs. Wait, canada is british? WTF?????
Can you say that? Of course, we are a British colony, and its not like we rebelled for independence. We just built a functioning state and were granted sudo-independence which became full independence once Westminster tried to pull us into a war with Turkey over nothing important.
@@KingAgniKai How long its been. That was when Canada refused Britain's call to war with Turkey after the first world war. Effectively severing the united foreign policy, a letter was also sent stating this more officially. United crown, but not subject to your parliament, sorts of things.
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Someone tell him Marine likes tea.
They can't sell the tea, because unlike the beans, the leafs do not pass the digestive tracts of a sad girl intact.
Which is obviously how Phase coffee is made. Just like they do with the marsupials and cats in South Africa
That is a-uhh... thought.
Hey dawg, step away from the stove and outta the kitchen.
Good thing I wasn't sipping my tea, because I would've sprayed it all over the keyboard just now.
unironically, phase could sell coffee that has been through this process and I guarantee it would sell out in seconds.
@@twistedhazardsFDA is gonna be pissed, mostly because they can't get their hands on it before it's sold out.
Phase connect in an alternate universe
A unviverse where fauna is phase
Happy girl tea agency
@@rycotss3802 not to be confused with happy suger life ^~^
Solid Disconnect be like: "Man we're selling so much tea that we don't even have to hold our talents hostage to sell it!"
Maybe in an actual British phase branch then we'll get tea...
The cowbell skit is from 2000, so it's probably older then Lia.
Pippa's mold flavored tea
Kombucha?
Pippa shilling kombucha makes too much sense.
Black (shu) pu'erh and a few other Chinese teas are moldy and delicious.
Fishman's teabags.
‘If I was forty I would be on my deathbed and happy’
Emotional damage propaganda from Lia.
😭 I’m not even forty.
I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL!
Phase tea would be amazing.
I would support Phase tea.
Also I feel that Runie, Hina, & Shina would fit a tea vibe really well.
Who wouldn't want a sophisticated cup of evil earl gray.
Sakana would get my money for tea, but he will never get my money for burnt bean water
Coffee , tea and macaroons
Macaroons? Kazusa is that you?? 🤨
She didn't know about cowbell fellas I'm visibly aging
Bro, she's a woman. Even most boomer women don't know about cowberu.
I’m more likely to drink tea. Still I’ll buy the coffee.
Phase could just make a tea and put Rie as the face with "a taste of royalty" tagline and they'll be set.
She doesn't know cowbell. Its over.
She's so cute calling her boss a moron
Gets away with because she’s cute.
I would buy lots of phase tea!
Dragon's Treasure would start sweating at that confirmation.
I can already think of a few Phase TM flavors:
- Mad Tenma Matcha
- Smoky Jelly Oolong
- Lumi Clear-head Camomile
It's almost time for my deathbed YIPPEE
Give me the phase tea
I would be all over a nice green tea from Phase.
Oh man a nice Earl Grey is just delicious.
I feel that would fit Runie.
Glad to see you clip more Succubi
I would be down for Phase tea. I like green, I like earl grey, I like darjeeling, so many opportunities for variety...
In other words, you only know of bad teas.
@@StuninRub I wouldn't want to like bad teas! What teas would you recommend?
@@verdatum High mountain Dan Con Oolongs in the variety of Duck Shit and Mi Lan is a good start.
@@StuninRub Meh, Oolongs are fine and all, but similar to jasmine teas, they have some floral honey notes that usually aren't my thing. I like a nice light sencha, or something heady and fermented with plenty of bergamot.
I apologize for my Cowbell joke. Sometimes I forget Im over 30 and thus a boomer. 😢
Lia : I'm trying to be inclusive and considerate
Fish : Hah ! Gae ! None o-that shit here
I imagine it's logistical. Tea is a very different beast in production and processing compared to coffee.
There is not T in phase but there is Cophe
I dont drink coffee, if phase dropped a decent tea flavor, I would 100% be a lifetime customer
He's called Fishman, not 'Fish n Chips' man.
I'd buy phase tea
i feel like tea would sell more than coffe
Oh no, I remember watching the cowbell skit on Google video from before they bought RUclips.
I saw it on TV when it was new. Send help.
Sakana knows: if US customers have to pay tax to import tea from the Bri'ish, we're gonna have ourselves a little Christmas Eve river crossing.
Vtuber tea sounds like my kinda party
i dont drink tea. i want phase hot coconnect
I don't really know the specifics, but I don't think it's easy for a coffee seller to just pick up tea like that
I mean, the same could be said about vtubers too.
yeah. Starbucks couldn't make it work. Lost a perfectly good tea company in the experiment.
Well, The Dragon's Treasure just offered (begged, really ...) to work with them on this, which would be similar to the situation they already have with the coffee. They collabed on the flavours and art, Tales Coffee makes it, and Phase just handle orders and (eventual) shipping. Here, he's even offering to drop ship their orders too, so it really seems like it would work.
Pippa needs to see alex jones style supplments
but i gotta have more cowbell
nice clip bro, needs more cowbell tho
My wallet would die if they sold tea
Sakana is maximising the profit when selling coffee instead of tea.. Hah
I think there might be more steep competition in the Tea industry.
Something I keep saying is that Phase should open up a men's group and they could be different hot cocoa flavors.
Dont tell Lia about Colonel Angus, she wouldn't like it either.
And here i was hoping for rie eating Leaf Stream
Phase would make way more money if Fishman decides to put up a milktea franchise.
Now, what flavor profile do the sadgirls classify is a question that remains to be theorized.
"Spicy"
Sakana would have to start a tea company before he's willing to sell it
The coffee things is entirely to push his other coffee business
No boomers? She hates us 😭
I want phase tea
I imagine that kevin was in the coffee business before he was in the vtuber business, and the coffee is just something he has the contacts and connections for. He probably can't source tea as easily.
I would be surprised if it was, the beverage industry isn't that subdivided, with many different brands having the same owner.
@@Theonixco you're thinking about massive corporations engaged in the food industry broadly, sakana is a small fish compared to them.
Sakana drinks tea himself.
Compromise, Hot Chocolate
What teas would fit each girl tho?
Pippa Ringo
According to Phase Scientists, it is scientifically proven fish are allergic to tea.
apple tea? or some peach?
coffee and vtubers aren't too incongruent, kind of like a digital maid cafe
personally I would sell flavored instant packages for chatters on the go.
not everyone has the tech or time to make coffee from roasted beans.
Is their coffee even any good?
They would never. Remember that Phase Connect is a canadian company, which means they have traditional french heritage.
Tea is highly caustic to the french and even 50% french like phase would suffer irreversible dmg if they consumed such a british substance. Selling it would be unthinkable to these monseuirs. Wait, canada is british? WTF?????
Would have considered buying branded Tea. I don't drink any coffee.
Jesse's teahouse?
Can you say that? Of course, we are a British colony, and its not like we rebelled for independence. We just built a functioning state and were granted sudo-independence which became full independence once Westminster tried to pull us into a war with Turkey over nothing important.
Lia is too young to know about 80's-2000's SNL
Shes Like late zoomer pilled, almost alpha Gen.
King Charles is the king of Canada so yeah it is
We're independent but share the same monarch. The monarchy has been separate for a while
@@KingAgniKai 1922~
@boomsday3 what about that year
@@KingAgniKai How long its been. That was when Canada refused Britain's call to war with Turkey after the first world war. Effectively severing the united foreign policy, a letter was also sent stating this more officially. United crown, but not subject to your parliament, sorts of things.
@@boomsday3 that was our first act of "independence" even though it did weaken us all in the process
Hmmmmmm jesse?
I don't drink coffee or tea.
No, Canada is north United States. PLEASE! I don't drink coffee. Vanilla lavender Muyu milk tea
Wrong
Completely wrong, other than geographically.
Not yet.
Coffee tastes like burnt soil. If Fishman were to start selling tea, I'd be liable to fork over some cash his way. Just sayin'.
Tea is gay coffee and Sakana doesn't want gay on stream. It's not looking too promising
he doesnt drink coffee but drinks jasmine tea when he's not drowning himself in coca cola though