Phase Connect Coffee Review - Kaneko Lumi and Tenma Maemi Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @LordMaulington
    @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +90

    TLDR: "We wont be doing that again."
    Also to the people in the comments telling me to get a coffee maker.... I genuinely don't know what that is.

    • @WarNoob755
      @WarNoob755 9 месяцев назад +12

      You seriously don't know what a Mr. Coffee is?

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +6

      you made that up@@WarNoob755

    • @bradyp8868
      @bradyp8868 9 месяцев назад +16

      @LordMaulington Mr Coffee is a coffee maker brand. Basically, you fill it with water in the back, and the water is dripped down into a filter, which then drips down coffee into a pot. They also have coil heated plates under the pot so you can burn and ruin your disgusting "beverage" and somehow make it even worse.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +8

      ohhhhhhhh i think i've seen those in an american hotel!@@bradyp8868

    • @Chickenbowser
      @Chickenbowser 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@LordMaulington It's real, you can buy them in the store in Freedonia 🦅🦅🦅Makes a damn fine cupa' joe! You can practically taste the American pride with every sip!

  • @AdrianCruz_
    @AdrianCruz_ 9 месяцев назад +355

    You can tell it’s Phase Coffee cuz even your coffee grinder is scuffed 😂

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +86

      nothing works in this country

    • @pondfishrancher
      @pondfishrancher 9 месяцев назад +19

      even the people lmao got em

    • @pheonixshaman
      @pheonixshaman 9 месяцев назад +18

      I hope you had a loicense for that grinder, mate.@@LordMaulington

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +10

      @@pheonixshaman wmd mate

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +10

      @@pondfishrancher LOL

  • @elakor9419
    @elakor9419 9 месяцев назад +295

    That was without a doubt a phase connect coffee review of all time...
    It has no value as an actual review, but the entertainment value is top notch.

  • @Vedues
    @Vedues 9 месяцев назад +139

    "Tenma's coffee tastes like being stabbed in the tongue by a mini Kratos."
    And she wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +18

      We all have a little kratos inside of us

  • @H2OSakanaIsMyOshi
    @H2OSakanaIsMyOshi 9 месяцев назад +121

    The tenma coffee delivery meme was hilarious

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 9 месяцев назад +127

    5:10 It's Tenma's personality distilled into liquid form.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +38

      Its pure violence

    • @di3727
      @di3727 9 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@LordMaulington Canadian violence*

    • @stardust9470
      @stardust9470 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@LordMaulington EXTREME VIOLENCE-wait,wrong agency

    • @Rogue-a-Pogue
      @Rogue-a-Pogue 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@stardust9470You have your chihuahuas mixed up.

  • @crissblack478
    @crissblack478 9 месяцев назад +150

    Sakana should sell actual Kaneko Lumi coffee (Lemon Juice) and actual Tenma coffee (Canadian Syrup)

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +13

      Omg thats genius, id buy many!

    • @crissblack478
      @crissblack478 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@LordMaulington yeah, but it's still gonna be 35 $ + delivery

    • @Maskof7eyes2
      @Maskof7eyes2 9 месяцев назад +5

      Is Canadian Syrup just maple syrup?

    • @Urist_Mythrilforged
      @Urist_Mythrilforged 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@Maskof7eyes2 Yes

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +2

      @@crissblack478 but its lumi juice!

  • @Joe-xq3zu
    @Joe-xq3zu 9 месяцев назад +27

    That Tenma delivery cut was top notch

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 9 месяцев назад +42

    I just realized how perverse the coffee is. You’re drinking their bean juices

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +17

      Im going to be sick...

    • @durandus676
      @durandus676 9 месяцев назад

      @@LordMaulington drink the spitscicle, fall into degeneracy

  • @hugoandre96
    @hugoandre96 9 месяцев назад +40

    You know what we need to improve the sale of coffee? a Muyu branded coffee creamer! Named the Calfie Creamer! I'm not a coffee person, but I would put calfie creamer in my cereal
    Awesome video. I always love your intros and the content overall

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +14

      Hey thats a great idea pitch it to sakana! Thank you as always hugo!

    • @hugoandre96
      @hugoandre96 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@LordMaulington Muyu thought so too. She liked my idea and pitched it to Sakana. I think she said that he would think about it

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +11

      Woah thats awesome!

  • @tempesttormented
    @tempesttormented 9 месяцев назад +106

    Look at how he massacred my beans
    Edit: I will take the beans

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +16

      i'm learnding

    • @bug5654
      @bug5654 9 месяцев назад +3

      _BEANS._

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      no pippa beans sadly@@bug5654

    • @bug5654
      @bug5654 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@LordMaulington Right, you did say that. Force of habit.

  • @moeseslovato8947
    @moeseslovato8947 9 месяцев назад +59

    bro turned into a kettle during the verdict lol

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +14

      lmao! I'm no pikamee though sadly

  • @lemo2015
    @lemo2015 9 месяцев назад +53

    I remember thinking Lumi's was mid at Offkai. Thought Lia's was pretty bad last year too, but I recently got a bag from her bday bundle and the stuff I made at home has been REALLY good. Tenma's was my favorite coffee of all time, but I'm heavily biased towards dark roasts. Probably gonna grab a few bags at Offkai this year.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +22

      i would maybe give more a try if they weren't so damn expensive!

  • @jiidee
    @jiidee 9 месяцев назад +63

    I'm not even a coffee person but I feel this instinct to be appalled at the horror show of what I've seen. 10/10.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +17

      watch me screw up the most basic of things

    • @jiidee
      @jiidee 9 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@LordMaulington My god... you.. really ARE a Vtuber!

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +16

      @@jiidee all gas no brakes baby

  • @Brinelious
    @Brinelious 9 месяцев назад +27

    This is the kind of hard hitting journalism that's missing in the Vtuber space. Thank you for your sacrifice. I am now slightly less curious about Phase Coffee, and equally as unwilling to pay the hefty price tag.

  • @MrITSCLOBBERINTIME
    @MrITSCLOBBERINTIME 9 месяцев назад +31

    $100! You sure did commit to the bit. 👏👏👏

  • @Bam_bone
    @Bam_bone 9 месяцев назад +88

    One thing you can say about the coffee is that sakana sure knows what his girls would taste like.
    ....ok even i hate how i worded that...

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +35

      LIPS SMACKING INTENSIFIES

    • @danielo9945
      @danielo9945 9 месяцев назад +14

      NOICE

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 9 месяцев назад +13

      Bossman privileges.

    • @AWDfreak
      @AWDfreak 9 месяцев назад +11

      Sad and middle-aged.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +8

      @@AWDfreak both me and phase connect.

  • @MemeGene6969
    @MemeGene6969 9 месяцев назад +18

    the bit with tenma driving got me good.
    Good job!

  • @backslash_iii
    @backslash_iii 9 месяцев назад +12

    Well now I'm even more curious about the Phase Coffee!
    I've never made coffee with a chemistry set before - you're a brave man hahaha

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Like a true vtuber i failed at something a 10 year old can do

    • @backslash_iii
      @backslash_iii 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LordMaulington Not too shabby for a Brit's first coffee

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Its certainly coffee

  • @ReaverBharash
    @ReaverBharash 9 месяцев назад +9

    That buying section sums up the typical Phase shopping experience lol

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +4

      Welcome to the Phase Connect store, all the Pippa merch is gone. Piss off and come back when you're ready to wake up at 4am to engage in blood sport with the Capipis when the next shipment arrives

  • @devilcookie9924
    @devilcookie9924 9 месяцев назад +21

    I recommend you trying Pippa's coffee when it's back in the stock. It's so mild, fruity and balanced taste among all PC coffees imo, and it's my favorite

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +14

      if sakana gives me some for free maybe lmao

    • @devilcookie9924
      @devilcookie9924 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@LordMaulington oh yes. the shipping cost is.. oof

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +10

      Hell the bags themselves are expensive!

    • @Jukain
      @Jukain 9 месяцев назад +6

      I’m pretty sure Pippa tried her own coffee and said it was terrible. And told people to not buy the Phase coffee. Which people have apparently ignored and bought all of hers.

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Jukain I'm sure anything Pippa says, her chat will do the opposite.

  • @nechocat1234
    @nechocat1234 9 месяцев назад +5

    Your reaction to tenma coffee was exactly as I expected when you said you don't like coffee

  • @H2OSakanaIsMyOshi
    @H2OSakanaIsMyOshi 9 месяцев назад +11

    This video is our equivalent of the one piece, been waiting for this one!
    Mauly is cooking

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +2

      Rofl. The best thing to come from one piece is the first english opening

    • @natu101yay
      @natu101yay 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@LordMaulingtonIm telling Runie that you said this...

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +2

      Do it. I want her to know it was me.

    • @natu101yay
      @natu101yay 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LordMaulington You've called me on my bluff good sir... touché

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Fluffles away

  • @SiroSench
    @SiroSench 9 месяцев назад +7

    A confusing yet sincere review of coffee that tastes like nothing, and coffee that tastes like being stabbed in the mouth/throat.
    10/10 would buy Fishman Coffee.

  • @Ploxxord
    @Ploxxord 9 месяцев назад +9

    Hot damn!
    Flavours giving glimpses of personality from our favorite Covfefe Company!
    Praise be Fishman! Where ever and however you are!

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +7

      Hes probably playing that housho marine dating sim thing!

    • @Ploxxord
      @Ploxxord 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@LordMaulington I certainly hope so.
      Dizzy had given a rather tragic report during the most recent Phase Weekly and continued with the grim theme during her "Zantar" fortune reading Strim.
      I am hoping for the best, yet expecting the worst...

  • @mat5669
    @mat5669 9 месяцев назад +7

    Fishman got me with the fomo... bought Ember and Uruka dakis and don't know what I'm going to do with those once they arrive. Incoming unconfortable discussion with the roommate.

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 9 месяцев назад +2

      I think that discussion is just "Don't like it? Bite me." and then you leap into your bed, one daki under each arm.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 9 месяцев назад +5

      You gotta own it to establish superiority, have no shame

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +2

      We have a cultured gaggle of gentlemen here I see.

  • @meinesuri5703
    @meinesuri5703 9 месяцев назад +2

    3:14 He just realized everything he did to that moment

  • @SpencerHHO
    @SpencerHHO 9 месяцев назад +10

    As a coffee snob the way Sakana described their process actually sounds like good coffee and the locally roasted beans I buy are more expensive anyway lol.
    What you made was the worst way to get into coffee lol.
    Coffee in the UK and Europe is 99% garbage lol.

    • @baka_ja_nai
      @baka_ja_nai 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, best coffee is from places that roast locally and do small batches so quality control is there.
      Luckily I have such a coffee shop 5 minutes walk away from my home!

    • @SpencerHHO
      @SpencerHHO 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@baka_ja_nai you're describing like 99% of Australian cafes. Even McDonald's gets relatively fresh beans and has their staff be barrista trained.
      I didn't realise just how much of a coffee snob I was untill I was in a multiple centuries old coffee house on Vienna and they served bitter piss with milk in it lol. There were a couple of good coffee shops in the US but I switched to redbull when I was there because most of it was shit.
      I have my own machine now and go through about a KG of beans every 2-3 weeks. I used to drink a lot more coffee untill I got prescribed ADHD stimulants lol.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      It probably didn't help I have no clue what i'm doing rofl

  • @erikjimenez8671
    @erikjimenez8671 9 месяцев назад +4

    Just wait for the fish man to scream at you saying you’re doing it wrong

  • @thegamingfrontier3079
    @thegamingfrontier3079 8 месяцев назад +1

    Fantastic review. Thoroughly enjoyed your reaction to Tenma's coffee

  • @Teddystrickland9803
    @Teddystrickland9803 9 месяцев назад +1

    Editing was on point. Glorious!

  • @LuluTeala
    @LuluTeala 7 месяцев назад +2

    Just got a chance to watch this, Fantastic choice in music! :D
    The lucky box coffee was really good, and I wanna try the nasa coffee!

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  7 месяцев назад

      Haha thank you lulu! Sadly im not a coffee person

  • @gizedor
    @gizedor 9 месяцев назад +12

    My bag of Tenma cofee went moldy to the point even making it into an irish cofee does not help. Had to get a new one

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +4

      woah jesus christ

    • @Jukain
      @Jukain 9 месяцев назад +4

      @gizedor Pippa must’ve shipped yours.

  • @ESP-23
    @ESP-23 9 месяцев назад +7

    Random comment, but it might already be time to have a serious conversation about Clara being the third powerhouse of Phase Connect.

    • @ReaverBharash
      @ReaverBharash 9 месяцев назад +1

      I had a feeling she was gonna be the leading star of the JP group. I had my eyes on Loki and Yuu and shrugged Clara off at first, then the reveal happened and I was like, I better keep an eye on Clara. Sure enough, she’s fun as hell

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +2

      You might say that Phase Connect Japan is electrifying. (A video to be released soon tm)

  • @OfficialDJSoru
    @OfficialDJSoru 9 месяцев назад +2

    >Hermes delivered the coffee grinder
    At least you got the grinder in any shape, I worked customer support for Nike and every single delivery that Hermes was supposed to deliver failed to arrive and declared as "lost in transit". Yeah... lost and found it's way into the FB marketplace for double the price the customers paid for.
    Seriously, I'm so glad I don't live in the UK solely cause I don't have to risk losing my orders to that... "thing" that calls itself a delivery company

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      We all hate hermes, useless bunch of twats. Ive lost nike stuff to hermes too

  • @thelildeadpope911
    @thelildeadpope911 9 месяцев назад +14

    Starting a gofundme for this man to get a coffee maker. The struggle is real. 😢
    Also, according to this review, Mi-chan's coffee is perfect for me. Just like Tenma. Love my oshi 😊

  • @AdrianCruz_
    @AdrianCruz_ 9 месяцев назад +21

    4:43 🤨 *_AYO_*

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +10

      Woops

    • @curiousguyontheinternet9023
      @curiousguyontheinternet9023 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@LordMaulingtonAsking the real questions here. Though I’m shocked you didn’t ask that about Lumi

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +2

      @@curiousguyontheinternet9023 i had a cut segment where i stroked her image on the coffee lovingly. Then i laughed for a minute and decided it was too cringe

    • @curiousguyontheinternet9023
      @curiousguyontheinternet9023 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@LordMaulington Don’t think anyone here would’ve blamed you, though

  • @blackyoshi1230
    @blackyoshi1230 9 месяцев назад +1

    I somehow thought up of that one _Top Gear_ track segment when the guys got a new car. Richard was the guy making coffee that day.
    Charles Dance was one of the stars visiting, and all he had to say was: _"Richard, that's absolutely disgusting. F^^king horrible."_

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      LMAO I havent seen that, i must find it

    • @blackyoshi1230
      @blackyoshi1230 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, from what I've heard and read, it should be the Series 20 (2013) premiere's _Star in a Reasonably Priced Car_ segment.
      All I remember next to that was Warwick Davis being one of the guests, ditto with Richard ducking Mike Rutherford from Genesis.
      EDIT: Found it! 34:50 of that episode.

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 9 месяцев назад +1

    A hundred greens for two bags of coffee.
    What to say, sakana, i tip my hat to ya, one legend to another.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      The best worst business in the world

  • @Takoa
    @Takoa 9 месяцев назад +2

    A tip, if you are wanting to cut down bitterness of grounds, add some salt to the grounds before you pour the water. You might not try more of it, but it might help with the Tenma brand. I plan to eventually try these out once I get some more disposable income.

  • @grrman
    @grrman 9 месяцев назад +9

    Well, that was a review.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +5

      Hey grrman! It was certainly coffee!

  • @sujitd
    @sujitd 9 месяцев назад +4

    If you are a visual learner (as many phase fans are) you can find youtube videos that show you how to make the coffee.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +2

      That brackets part is so funny, thank you

  • @rickkiller2000
    @rickkiller2000 9 месяцев назад +1

    came for the coffee, stayed for the ff8 soundtrack

  • @kapparomeo
    @kapparomeo 9 месяцев назад +1

    This video just showed up on my recommebdatio s randomly and i have to say that a cartoon animal in red serge and pith helmet ready to charge into the dark continent of Vtuber insanity is very original and distinctive!

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      Im so sorry you were pushed my idiocy and shitposting! Thank you for the comment on my design!

  • @luischollet4872
    @luischollet4872 9 месяцев назад +7

    *reads the full question at **0:36* Real
    Also, the comment at 3:30 had me doing a spit take. She's getting cooked like this and she's your oshi, damn, lmao

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +4

      Lmao. We have to offset all the nice things i said in the lumi video

    • @luischollet4872
      @luischollet4872 9 месяцев назад +4

      @LordMaulington True. Can't have them thinking that you're groveling at their feet, so you gotta jab at them a few times, lol.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +5

      Play hard to get, women mate innit

  • @pippupaladin
    @pippupaladin 9 месяцев назад +1

    Good to know the Lumi coffee will give me the same sense of existential dread of staring into an unfathomable infinite abyss that hearing Lumi speak about herself gives me.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      Well said. Personally she gives me the headaches so i get the tablets ready

  • @OneAngrehCat
    @OneAngrehCat 9 месяцев назад +1

    I was not ready for an Englishman trying to alchemize the Philosopher's Stone with Fish Coffee today

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      I can't help it, I'm English. Everything ends up magic or alchemy.

  • @vidyastuff3509
    @vidyastuff3509 4 месяца назад +1

    "This is trucker coffee" Yeah that fits.

  • @FelixValentiCh.
    @FelixValentiCh. 9 месяцев назад +1

    I don’t drink coffee but maybe I should throw out my parents’ George Clooney coffee pods for Lumi beans

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 9 месяцев назад +1

    5:53 I guess you know what the Rift Worm from Gears 2 felt like...

  • @ObliviousNaga
    @ObliviousNaga 9 месяцев назад +2

    Tenma and Lumi coffee is night and day. Hilarious that you went from one extreme to another

  • @tonyrobbins6714
    @tonyrobbins6714 9 месяцев назад +2

    Cream and sugar. As a seasoned drinker of the bean juice, I'll tell you that it's rare to get a coffee that I can drink black. I mainly enjoy the earthy flavor in a creamy, mildly sweetened manner.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      The internet would bully me if I didn't drink it black :(

  • @backgroundnoise9310
    @backgroundnoise9310 9 месяцев назад +2

    You gain a portion of their menhera with every cup.

  • @nogitsune4452
    @nogitsune4452 9 месяцев назад +5

    Mmm... The whole collection would be about $770 if I included shipping.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +2

      Best i would offer fishman would be 20 dollars

  • @Hsecrpntr
    @Hsecrpntr 9 месяцев назад +2

    Phase was at a convention I was at once. I wanted a bag of coffee, but all of it was sold out. 😢

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      You were spared, cherish life from now on

  • @AnthroGearhead
    @AnthroGearhead 8 месяцев назад +1

    Me: surely it dont taste like shit
    Also me, 1 cup later: it does taste like shit

  • @sampfrost
    @sampfrost 9 месяцев назад +1

    2:41 how did you make that much if a mess while assembling coffee? i thought the mess i make refilling the sugar pot/container was bad good grief

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      God damn delivery company broken the plastic seal so there's a big hole in it

    • @sampfrost
      @sampfrost 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LordMaulington sticky tape on either side of the break to make a primitive repair?

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      chunks of the damn plastic has shattered off! I might just tape over it@@sampfrost

  • @Hyperbolicbackhole
    @Hyperbolicbackhole 9 месяцев назад +1

    My Phase, My Illness, My Coffee

  • @mythoceanas8874
    @mythoceanas8874 9 месяцев назад +2

    I would love to try it, but I buy what I consider expensive coffee and it’s 2$ an oz. Phase Coffee is around 4.25$ an oz.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      The fishman demands the iron price. Unfortunately he has priced it right it keeps selling out

    • @mythoceanas8874
      @mythoceanas8874 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@LordMaulington I still plan to buy some at some point, after your review i kind of want to try the Tenma Coffee. So I can taste the rage.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      I love how my recoil of disgust intrigues you into buying it!@@mythoceanas8874

  • @xiiir838
    @xiiir838 8 месяцев назад +1

    Man, thoset FFVIII songs hit hard. Now i need to go replay it

  • @sandis7674
    @sandis7674 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ah yes phase connect, a coffee company who call themselves vthber company

  • @Adeon55
    @Adeon55 9 месяцев назад +2

    At least both of them made you burst out in laughter 😅

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      That's true, its been a while since I laughed like that! It's happy coffee from the sad girl company

  • @TheBabababa
    @TheBabababa 9 месяцев назад +5

    Nice to see someone else recognize ff8 as the best ff game.

    • @Jukain
      @Jukain 9 месяцев назад +2

      It has great music. The card game can be fun. That’s about all I can say positively about it.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      FF8 is a card game, what are you talking about? I genuinely do love ff8 :X

  • @MildlyOCD
    @MildlyOCD 9 месяцев назад +6

    I don't even know how you're supposed to make coffee & somehow just looking how you made it feels wrong.
    Never let brits touch anything besides tea.

  • @shanehunts342
    @shanehunts342 9 месяцев назад +1

    Is Pippa 'inspired' coffee aged in a moldy room for that true Pipkin Pippa experience?

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      Probably, uts rare than gold dust!

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 9 месяцев назад +1

    4:58 Huh I do like my coffee black and extra bitter. Good to know.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      tenma is the best for you

    • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
      @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LordMaulington There’s only one issue. I refuse to cosplay as Miguel O'Hara.

  • @Mr_1Ballwhale
    @Mr_1Ballwhale 9 месяцев назад +1

    Waiting for the Nasa coffee that I will never open to go back into stock

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao

    • @Mr_1Ballwhale
      @Mr_1Ballwhale 9 месяцев назад +1

      I don't drink coffee anyway so im only buying It for her. Her birthday is next week so maybe it will be in stock@@LordMaulington

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Honestly uts probably very quality coffee, its just the shipping is crazy

  • @rochlobster5366
    @rochlobster5366 9 месяцев назад +1

    Lumi coffee: Taste the emptiness..

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      Not much going on in the coffee, just like her brain

  • @coocoonooo
    @coocoonooo 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nutting, smooth and makes you feel doki doki lmao

  • @mirrir
    @mirrir 9 месяцев назад +1

    The real British coffee person shall hear of this bean massacre
    (I will start shilling Phase Coffee in his comments)

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      Good. I have a new acolyte. I should do a collab with him!

  • @potobcyse
    @potobcyse 9 месяцев назад +2

    I'll be honest this looked a bit more like a science project when you were brewing that coffee

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 9 месяцев назад +1

    1:49 Liberi Fatali? Interesting choice.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      me trying to brew this coffee was a most epic battle

  • @dvid51524
    @dvid51524 9 месяцев назад +1

    As a Kanpainiki and a coffee bro I want to try the Tenma coffee but damn these are some expensive beans

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 4 месяца назад +1

    I know the BGM is from Final Fantasy but I can't quite remember which one...... I think FF9.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  4 месяца назад +1

      Ff8!

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 4 месяца назад +1

      @@LordMaulington FKK. I MEANT TO SAY FF8 [Seed game] BUT I SAID FF9 FOR SOME REASON. ARRGGHH.

  • @BansheeNT-D
    @BansheeNT-D Месяц назад +2

    Lumi is a blonde white woman coffee.
    You drink it with 80% milk and 10% sugar.

  • @yomommashouse9594
    @yomommashouse9594 9 месяцев назад +4

    Tenma's coffee is the same as her men. STRONG 💪

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 9 месяцев назад +2

    Tenmas coffee also has a very present canada taste mixed in the acidity.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      I can taste the shit from the streets of British Columbia in the coffee

    • @dragonhitman1071
      @dragonhitman1071 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@LordMaulington lmso only the finest from the streets.

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 9 месяцев назад +1

    3:48 Dunkin Donuts Coffee?

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      i think even this is better than dunkin

  • @babytacprimo
    @babytacprimo 9 месяцев назад +2

    Wait.. I thought it was a coffee candy that's why I chew them. No wonder it taste odd likes eating a wood

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Would probably taste better than pouring the hot water on it

  • @hunlepto2239
    @hunlepto2239 9 месяцев назад +2

    I'm glad Tenma is my oshi, because her coffee sounds exactly like the kinda coffee I like. But sheesh, 35$ + delivery fee (and I would assume Europeans are even more fucked due to that) is something I would be afraid to buy in this economy. Maybe one day.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 9 месяцев назад +2

      Qualitatively speaking tenma's actually just straight up good

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Sakana's great warehouse in expanding, soon all will be Phase Warehouse

  • @Rogue-a-Pogue
    @Rogue-a-Pogue 9 месяцев назад +2

    First you get the coffee
    Then you get the power
    Then you get the sad women
    How can I pass up the opportunity of having an army of tiny(er) Tenmas kicking my kidneys in?

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 9 месяцев назад +1

      Besides I'm too powerful to be felled by the fox

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      It even hurts when it 'comes out'

  • @treadnokash7598
    @treadnokash7598 9 месяцев назад +1

    Whos the mascot of PHASE c.? Tenma?

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +2

      Most people would say Pippa! I would say Tenma. The correct answer is probably Sakana

  • @DarkKnightNomeD
    @DarkKnightNomeD 9 месяцев назад +2

    Tenma collabing with fillian atm on twitch

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      gotta sleep i'll have to catch the vod, sounds like a great collab!

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 8 месяцев назад +1

    I call bullshit, because you actually GOT your coffee.

  • @Darteghoster
    @Darteghoster 9 месяцев назад +1

    Is it FF8 soundtrack?

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Yup!

    • @Darteghoster
      @Darteghoster 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LordMaulington that was my favourite ff8! Thanks for nostalgia!

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      @Darteghoster i love 8 too, no problem!

  • @dannyd.9932
    @dannyd.9932 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’m still upset we don’t have a Pippa kettle yet

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      Huh. Why don't we have phase kettles?!

  • @TheMercian13
    @TheMercian13 9 месяцев назад +1

    As someone who likes coffee, I need to try some of these.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Why did this video make you want some lmao

    • @TheMercian13
      @TheMercian13 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LordMaulington I have morbid curiosity

  • @KommissarAlexander
    @KommissarAlexander 9 месяцев назад +1

    You put Jrpg soundtracks in this video, didn't you? 🤔

  • @raimyonlinewarrior236
    @raimyonlinewarrior236 9 месяцев назад +2

    Crash bandicoot ost fits so well for this.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      I love C R A S H B A N D I C O O T 3... WARPED!

    • @raimyonlinewarrior236
      @raimyonlinewarrior236 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LordMaulington MY BRO!!!!! BASED!!!!
      After seeing Clara playing Crash 1 i bought and played and finished the game 100% completion.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      @@raimyonlinewarrior236 claras crash playthrough getting her to speedrun my favourite jp vtuber

    • @raimyonlinewarrior236
      @raimyonlinewarrior236 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LordMaulington same.
      Probably helps that she speaks English and in less than a month proves she's a real Phase girl.
      Her interactions with Airi are fun too.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Airi is another s tier!

  • @Acerola-Orion
    @Acerola-Orion 9 месяцев назад +2

    It could be worse my boy, you could be a games journalist. So cheers to the hag coffee.

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      I saw you on ioris car configurator stream! Shes so breedable

  • @kurtissmith3513
    @kurtissmith3513 9 месяцев назад +2

    Final Fantasy VIII music in the background, just when I thought you couldn't get cooler you continue to push the envelope.
    Holy shit that shipping tho, thank you for suffering for our entertainment.

  • @aswope6051
    @aswope6051 9 месяцев назад +1

    @LordMaulington have you considered doing a doco on the lovable, non-femdom, Phase Connect-adjacent, friendly neighborhood spicy cat/cherry foxu, Kirsche Verstahl? That would be much entertainment for the masses.

  • @zanzatbc
    @zanzatbc 9 месяцев назад +1

    An automated coffee grinder and no Moka for espresso? Where’s your Italian heritage?!
    Jokes aside great video. I’m actually curious to try the coffees myself. But I do like coffee.

  • @ccBAZZ
    @ccBAZZ 9 месяцев назад +1

    Imma try to get the Nasa one surely it will taste like cute seiso sleepy dragon 🐉

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      I dont remember what people say about the nasa coffee

  • @RM_EXE
    @RM_EXE 9 месяцев назад +1

    From what I see the coffee has a bit of a side effect of hysterical laughter on initial consumption
    Also great cup

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Hell yeah, this spongebob mug has seen many wars

  • @ElizabethMikkelsenCH
    @ElizabethMikkelsenCH 9 месяцев назад +3

    Mate, I hate coffee, can't even stand the smell of it and even I can tell how much you butched making it. I'm sure you gave a lot of hard core coffee lovers some kind of tramua. Anyway, good review!

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks ELIZA. I did, they're saying words at me that I dont understand. Whats a coffee maker?

    • @ElizabethMikkelsenCH
      @ElizabethMikkelsenCH 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LordMaulington I don't know either, but it sounds strange and expensive.

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 9 месяцев назад +1

    1:31 😂

  • @Jokoko2828
    @Jokoko2828 9 месяцев назад +3

    My man, I've been brewing coffee my whole adult life and I don't get how you did what you did.

  • @chimpkinglich1637
    @chimpkinglich1637 9 месяцев назад +7

    I've been so fucking curious about the coffee, alas i live in mexico and shipping will cost me about 10 salaries lmao, i need the fucking pankoffee

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад +4

      Jesus christ! Dont do it man, get it direct from a convention or something!

    • @Hsecrpntr
      @Hsecrpntr 9 месяцев назад +1

      A mighty need

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      A mighty thirst@@Hsecrpntr

  • @kuronekogamer2065
    @kuronekogamer2065 9 месяцев назад +1

    pretty sure the heart thing is just the caffeine trying to explode your heart

    • @LordMaulington
      @LordMaulington  9 месяцев назад

      No no no no. It's my love for the lemon womannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn