@LordMaulington Mr Coffee is a coffee maker brand. Basically, you fill it with water in the back, and the water is dripped down into a filter, which then drips down coffee into a pot. They also have coil heated plates under the pot so you can burn and ruin your disgusting "beverage" and somehow make it even worse.
@@LordMaulington It's real, you can buy them in the store in Freedonia 🦅🦅🦅Makes a damn fine cupa' joe! You can practically taste the American pride with every sip!
You know what we need to improve the sale of coffee? a Muyu branded coffee creamer! Named the Calfie Creamer! I'm not a coffee person, but I would put calfie creamer in my cereal Awesome video. I always love your intros and the content overall
I remember thinking Lumi's was mid at Offkai. Thought Lia's was pretty bad last year too, but I recently got a bag from her bday bundle and the stuff I made at home has been REALLY good. Tenma's was my favorite coffee of all time, but I'm heavily biased towards dark roasts. Probably gonna grab a few bags at Offkai this year.
This is the kind of hard hitting journalism that's missing in the Vtuber space. Thank you for your sacrifice. I am now slightly less curious about Phase Coffee, and equally as unwilling to pay the hefty price tag.
Welcome to the Phase Connect store, all the Pippa merch is gone. Piss off and come back when you're ready to wake up at 4am to engage in blood sport with the Capipis when the next shipment arrives
I recommend you trying Pippa's coffee when it's back in the stock. It's so mild, fruity and balanced taste among all PC coffees imo, and it's my favorite
I’m pretty sure Pippa tried her own coffee and said it was terrible. And told people to not buy the Phase coffee. Which people have apparently ignored and bought all of hers.
A confusing yet sincere review of coffee that tastes like nothing, and coffee that tastes like being stabbed in the mouth/throat. 10/10 would buy Fishman Coffee.
@@LordMaulington I certainly hope so. Dizzy had given a rather tragic report during the most recent Phase Weekly and continued with the grim theme during her "Zantar" fortune reading Strim. I am hoping for the best, yet expecting the worst...
Fishman got me with the fomo... bought Ember and Uruka dakis and don't know what I'm going to do with those once they arrive. Incoming unconfortable discussion with the roommate.
As a coffee snob the way Sakana described their process actually sounds like good coffee and the locally roasted beans I buy are more expensive anyway lol. What you made was the worst way to get into coffee lol. Coffee in the UK and Europe is 99% garbage lol.
Yeah, best coffee is from places that roast locally and do small batches so quality control is there. Luckily I have such a coffee shop 5 minutes walk away from my home!
@@baka_ja_nai you're describing like 99% of Australian cafes. Even McDonald's gets relatively fresh beans and has their staff be barrista trained. I didn't realise just how much of a coffee snob I was untill I was in a multiple centuries old coffee house on Vienna and they served bitter piss with milk in it lol. There were a couple of good coffee shops in the US but I switched to redbull when I was there because most of it was shit. I have my own machine now and go through about a KG of beans every 2-3 weeks. I used to drink a lot more coffee untill I got prescribed ADHD stimulants lol.
I had a feeling she was gonna be the leading star of the JP group. I had my eyes on Loki and Yuu and shrugged Clara off at first, then the reveal happened and I was like, I better keep an eye on Clara. Sure enough, she’s fun as hell
>Hermes delivered the coffee grinder At least you got the grinder in any shape, I worked customer support for Nike and every single delivery that Hermes was supposed to deliver failed to arrive and declared as "lost in transit". Yeah... lost and found it's way into the FB marketplace for double the price the customers paid for. Seriously, I'm so glad I don't live in the UK solely cause I don't have to risk losing my orders to that... "thing" that calls itself a delivery company
Starting a gofundme for this man to get a coffee maker. The struggle is real. 😢 Also, according to this review, Mi-chan's coffee is perfect for me. Just like Tenma. Love my oshi 😊
@@curiousguyontheinternet9023 i had a cut segment where i stroked her image on the coffee lovingly. Then i laughed for a minute and decided it was too cringe
I somehow thought up of that one _Top Gear_ track segment when the guys got a new car. Richard was the guy making coffee that day. Charles Dance was one of the stars visiting, and all he had to say was: _"Richard, that's absolutely disgusting. F^^king horrible."_
Yeah, from what I've heard and read, it should be the Series 20 (2013) premiere's _Star in a Reasonably Priced Car_ segment. All I remember next to that was Warwick Davis being one of the guests, ditto with Richard ducking Mike Rutherford from Genesis. EDIT: Found it! 34:50 of that episode.
A tip, if you are wanting to cut down bitterness of grounds, add some salt to the grounds before you pour the water. You might not try more of it, but it might help with the Tenma brand. I plan to eventually try these out once I get some more disposable income.
This video just showed up on my recommebdatio s randomly and i have to say that a cartoon animal in red serge and pith helmet ready to charge into the dark continent of Vtuber insanity is very original and distinctive!
*reads the full question at **0:36* Real Also, the comment at 3:30 had me doing a spit take. She's getting cooked like this and she's your oshi, damn, lmao
Good to know the Lumi coffee will give me the same sense of existential dread of staring into an unfathomable infinite abyss that hearing Lumi speak about herself gives me.
Cream and sugar. As a seasoned drinker of the bean juice, I'll tell you that it's rare to get a coffee that I can drink black. I mainly enjoy the earthy flavor in a creamy, mildly sweetened manner.
I'm glad Tenma is my oshi, because her coffee sounds exactly like the kinda coffee I like. But sheesh, 35$ + delivery fee (and I would assume Europeans are even more fucked due to that) is something I would be afraid to buy in this economy. Maybe one day.
First you get the coffee Then you get the power Then you get the sad women How can I pass up the opportunity of having an army of tiny(er) Tenmas kicking my kidneys in?
@@LordMaulington same. Probably helps that she speaks English and in less than a month proves she's a real Phase girl. Her interactions with Airi are fun too.
Final Fantasy VIII music in the background, just when I thought you couldn't get cooler you continue to push the envelope. Holy shit that shipping tho, thank you for suffering for our entertainment.
@LordMaulington have you considered doing a doco on the lovable, non-femdom, Phase Connect-adjacent, friendly neighborhood spicy cat/cherry foxu, Kirsche Verstahl? That would be much entertainment for the masses.
An automated coffee grinder and no Moka for espresso? Where’s your Italian heritage?! Jokes aside great video. I’m actually curious to try the coffees myself. But I do like coffee.
Mate, I hate coffee, can't even stand the smell of it and even I can tell how much you butched making it. I'm sure you gave a lot of hard core coffee lovers some kind of tramua. Anyway, good review!
No no no no. It's my love for the lemon womannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
TLDR: "We wont be doing that again."
Also to the people in the comments telling me to get a coffee maker.... I genuinely don't know what that is.
You seriously don't know what a Mr. Coffee is?
you made that up@@WarNoob755
@LordMaulington Mr Coffee is a coffee maker brand. Basically, you fill it with water in the back, and the water is dripped down into a filter, which then drips down coffee into a pot. They also have coil heated plates under the pot so you can burn and ruin your disgusting "beverage" and somehow make it even worse.
ohhhhhhhh i think i've seen those in an american hotel!@@bradyp8868
@@LordMaulington It's real, you can buy them in the store in Freedonia 🦅🦅🦅Makes a damn fine cupa' joe! You can practically taste the American pride with every sip!
You can tell it’s Phase Coffee cuz even your coffee grinder is scuffed 😂
nothing works in this country
even the people lmao got em
I hope you had a loicense for that grinder, mate.@@LordMaulington
@@pheonixshaman wmd mate
@@pondfishrancher LOL
That was without a doubt a phase connect coffee review of all time...
It has no value as an actual review, but the entertainment value is top notch.
nope! Thanks!
"Tenma's coffee tastes like being stabbed in the tongue by a mini Kratos."
And she wouldn't have it any other way.
We all have a little kratos inside of us
The tenma coffee delivery meme was hilarious
I love police memes
5:10 It's Tenma's personality distilled into liquid form.
Its pure violence
@@LordMaulington Canadian violence*
@@LordMaulington EXTREME VIOLENCE-wait,wrong agency
@@stardust9470You have your chihuahuas mixed up.
Sakana should sell actual Kaneko Lumi coffee (Lemon Juice) and actual Tenma coffee (Canadian Syrup)
Omg thats genius, id buy many!
@@LordMaulington yeah, but it's still gonna be 35 $ + delivery
Is Canadian Syrup just maple syrup?
@@Maskof7eyes2 Yes
@@crissblack478 but its lumi juice!
That Tenma delivery cut was top notch
Thank you!
I just realized how perverse the coffee is. You’re drinking their bean juices
Im going to be sick...
@@LordMaulington drink the spitscicle, fall into degeneracy
You know what we need to improve the sale of coffee? a Muyu branded coffee creamer! Named the Calfie Creamer! I'm not a coffee person, but I would put calfie creamer in my cereal
Awesome video. I always love your intros and the content overall
Hey thats a great idea pitch it to sakana! Thank you as always hugo!
@@LordMaulington Muyu thought so too. She liked my idea and pitched it to Sakana. I think she said that he would think about it
Woah thats awesome!
Look at how he massacred my beans
Edit: I will take the beans
i'm learnding
_BEANS._
no pippa beans sadly@@bug5654
@@LordMaulington Right, you did say that. Force of habit.
bro turned into a kettle during the verdict lol
lmao! I'm no pikamee though sadly
I remember thinking Lumi's was mid at Offkai. Thought Lia's was pretty bad last year too, but I recently got a bag from her bday bundle and the stuff I made at home has been REALLY good. Tenma's was my favorite coffee of all time, but I'm heavily biased towards dark roasts. Probably gonna grab a few bags at Offkai this year.
i would maybe give more a try if they weren't so damn expensive!
I'm not even a coffee person but I feel this instinct to be appalled at the horror show of what I've seen. 10/10.
watch me screw up the most basic of things
@@LordMaulington My god... you.. really ARE a Vtuber!
@@jiidee all gas no brakes baby
This is the kind of hard hitting journalism that's missing in the Vtuber space. Thank you for your sacrifice. I am now slightly less curious about Phase Coffee, and equally as unwilling to pay the hefty price tag.
Smart man!
$100! You sure did commit to the bit. 👏👏👏
Lmao thanks clobby
One thing you can say about the coffee is that sakana sure knows what his girls would taste like.
....ok even i hate how i worded that...
LIPS SMACKING INTENSIFIES
NOICE
Bossman privileges.
Sad and middle-aged.
@@AWDfreak both me and phase connect.
the bit with tenma driving got me good.
Good job!
Glad you enjoyed it, thank you!
Well now I'm even more curious about the Phase Coffee!
I've never made coffee with a chemistry set before - you're a brave man hahaha
Like a true vtuber i failed at something a 10 year old can do
@@LordMaulington Not too shabby for a Brit's first coffee
Its certainly coffee
That buying section sums up the typical Phase shopping experience lol
Welcome to the Phase Connect store, all the Pippa merch is gone. Piss off and come back when you're ready to wake up at 4am to engage in blood sport with the Capipis when the next shipment arrives
I recommend you trying Pippa's coffee when it's back in the stock. It's so mild, fruity and balanced taste among all PC coffees imo, and it's my favorite
if sakana gives me some for free maybe lmao
@@LordMaulington oh yes. the shipping cost is.. oof
Hell the bags themselves are expensive!
I’m pretty sure Pippa tried her own coffee and said it was terrible. And told people to not buy the Phase coffee. Which people have apparently ignored and bought all of hers.
@@Jukain I'm sure anything Pippa says, her chat will do the opposite.
Your reaction to tenma coffee was exactly as I expected when you said you don't like coffee
That was an experience!
This video is our equivalent of the one piece, been waiting for this one!
Mauly is cooking
Rofl. The best thing to come from one piece is the first english opening
@@LordMaulingtonIm telling Runie that you said this...
Do it. I want her to know it was me.
@@LordMaulington You've called me on my bluff good sir... touché
Fluffles away
A confusing yet sincere review of coffee that tastes like nothing, and coffee that tastes like being stabbed in the mouth/throat.
10/10 would buy Fishman Coffee.
Im confused siro you know me
Hot damn!
Flavours giving glimpses of personality from our favorite Covfefe Company!
Praise be Fishman! Where ever and however you are!
Hes probably playing that housho marine dating sim thing!
@@LordMaulington I certainly hope so.
Dizzy had given a rather tragic report during the most recent Phase Weekly and continued with the grim theme during her "Zantar" fortune reading Strim.
I am hoping for the best, yet expecting the worst...
Fishman got me with the fomo... bought Ember and Uruka dakis and don't know what I'm going to do with those once they arrive. Incoming unconfortable discussion with the roommate.
I think that discussion is just "Don't like it? Bite me." and then you leap into your bed, one daki under each arm.
You gotta own it to establish superiority, have no shame
We have a cultured gaggle of gentlemen here I see.
3:14 He just realized everything he did to that moment
REGRET.
As a coffee snob the way Sakana described their process actually sounds like good coffee and the locally roasted beans I buy are more expensive anyway lol.
What you made was the worst way to get into coffee lol.
Coffee in the UK and Europe is 99% garbage lol.
Yeah, best coffee is from places that roast locally and do small batches so quality control is there.
Luckily I have such a coffee shop 5 minutes walk away from my home!
@@baka_ja_nai you're describing like 99% of Australian cafes. Even McDonald's gets relatively fresh beans and has their staff be barrista trained.
I didn't realise just how much of a coffee snob I was untill I was in a multiple centuries old coffee house on Vienna and they served bitter piss with milk in it lol. There were a couple of good coffee shops in the US but I switched to redbull when I was there because most of it was shit.
I have my own machine now and go through about a KG of beans every 2-3 weeks. I used to drink a lot more coffee untill I got prescribed ADHD stimulants lol.
It probably didn't help I have no clue what i'm doing rofl
Just wait for the fish man to scream at you saying you’re doing it wrong
He would be perfectly justified
Fantastic review. Thoroughly enjoyed your reaction to Tenma's coffee
Hahaha thank you
Editing was on point. Glorious!
Thank you chris!
Just got a chance to watch this, Fantastic choice in music! :D
The lucky box coffee was really good, and I wanna try the nasa coffee!
Haha thank you lulu! Sadly im not a coffee person
My bag of Tenma cofee went moldy to the point even making it into an irish cofee does not help. Had to get a new one
woah jesus christ
@gizedor Pippa must’ve shipped yours.
Random comment, but it might already be time to have a serious conversation about Clara being the third powerhouse of Phase Connect.
I had a feeling she was gonna be the leading star of the JP group. I had my eyes on Loki and Yuu and shrugged Clara off at first, then the reveal happened and I was like, I better keep an eye on Clara. Sure enough, she’s fun as hell
You might say that Phase Connect Japan is electrifying. (A video to be released soon tm)
>Hermes delivered the coffee grinder
At least you got the grinder in any shape, I worked customer support for Nike and every single delivery that Hermes was supposed to deliver failed to arrive and declared as "lost in transit". Yeah... lost and found it's way into the FB marketplace for double the price the customers paid for.
Seriously, I'm so glad I don't live in the UK solely cause I don't have to risk losing my orders to that... "thing" that calls itself a delivery company
We all hate hermes, useless bunch of twats. Ive lost nike stuff to hermes too
Starting a gofundme for this man to get a coffee maker. The struggle is real. 😢
Also, according to this review, Mi-chan's coffee is perfect for me. Just like Tenma. Love my oshi 😊
Thank you kindly 😢
4:43 🤨 *_AYO_*
Woops
@@LordMaulingtonAsking the real questions here. Though I’m shocked you didn’t ask that about Lumi
@@curiousguyontheinternet9023 i had a cut segment where i stroked her image on the coffee lovingly. Then i laughed for a minute and decided it was too cringe
@@LordMaulington Don’t think anyone here would’ve blamed you, though
I somehow thought up of that one _Top Gear_ track segment when the guys got a new car. Richard was the guy making coffee that day.
Charles Dance was one of the stars visiting, and all he had to say was: _"Richard, that's absolutely disgusting. F^^king horrible."_
LMAO I havent seen that, i must find it
Yeah, from what I've heard and read, it should be the Series 20 (2013) premiere's _Star in a Reasonably Priced Car_ segment.
All I remember next to that was Warwick Davis being one of the guests, ditto with Richard ducking Mike Rutherford from Genesis.
EDIT: Found it! 34:50 of that episode.
A hundred greens for two bags of coffee.
What to say, sakana, i tip my hat to ya, one legend to another.
The best worst business in the world
A tip, if you are wanting to cut down bitterness of grounds, add some salt to the grounds before you pour the water. You might not try more of it, but it might help with the Tenma brand. I plan to eventually try these out once I get some more disposable income.
That's very helpful thank you
Well, that was a review.
Hey grrman! It was certainly coffee!
If you are a visual learner (as many phase fans are) you can find youtube videos that show you how to make the coffee.
That brackets part is so funny, thank you
came for the coffee, stayed for the ff8 soundtrack
Hell yeah. Love that game.
This video just showed up on my recommebdatio s randomly and i have to say that a cartoon animal in red serge and pith helmet ready to charge into the dark continent of Vtuber insanity is very original and distinctive!
Im so sorry you were pushed my idiocy and shitposting! Thank you for the comment on my design!
*reads the full question at **0:36* Real
Also, the comment at 3:30 had me doing a spit take. She's getting cooked like this and she's your oshi, damn, lmao
Lmao. We have to offset all the nice things i said in the lumi video
@LordMaulington True. Can't have them thinking that you're groveling at their feet, so you gotta jab at them a few times, lol.
Play hard to get, women mate innit
Good to know the Lumi coffee will give me the same sense of existential dread of staring into an unfathomable infinite abyss that hearing Lumi speak about herself gives me.
Well said. Personally she gives me the headaches so i get the tablets ready
I was not ready for an Englishman trying to alchemize the Philosopher's Stone with Fish Coffee today
I can't help it, I'm English. Everything ends up magic or alchemy.
"This is trucker coffee" Yeah that fits.
I don’t drink coffee but maybe I should throw out my parents’ George Clooney coffee pods for Lumi beans
Do it for her
5:53 I guess you know what the Rift Worm from Gears 2 felt like...
Christ thats unlocked a memory
Tenma and Lumi coffee is night and day. Hilarious that you went from one extreme to another
From no taste, to too much taste!
Cream and sugar. As a seasoned drinker of the bean juice, I'll tell you that it's rare to get a coffee that I can drink black. I mainly enjoy the earthy flavor in a creamy, mildly sweetened manner.
The internet would bully me if I didn't drink it black :(
You gain a portion of their menhera with every cup.
Power overwhelming
Mmm... The whole collection would be about $770 if I included shipping.
Best i would offer fishman would be 20 dollars
Phase was at a convention I was at once. I wanted a bag of coffee, but all of it was sold out. 😢
You were spared, cherish life from now on
Me: surely it dont taste like shit
Also me, 1 cup later: it does taste like shit
Based
2:41 how did you make that much if a mess while assembling coffee? i thought the mess i make refilling the sugar pot/container was bad good grief
God damn delivery company broken the plastic seal so there's a big hole in it
@@LordMaulington sticky tape on either side of the break to make a primitive repair?
chunks of the damn plastic has shattered off! I might just tape over it@@sampfrost
My Phase, My Illness, My Coffee
I am legit ill now
I would love to try it, but I buy what I consider expensive coffee and it’s 2$ an oz. Phase Coffee is around 4.25$ an oz.
The fishman demands the iron price. Unfortunately he has priced it right it keeps selling out
@@LordMaulington I still plan to buy some at some point, after your review i kind of want to try the Tenma Coffee. So I can taste the rage.
I love how my recoil of disgust intrigues you into buying it!@@mythoceanas8874
Man, thoset FFVIII songs hit hard. Now i need to go replay it
I had the same thoughts!
Ah yes phase connect, a coffee company who call themselves vthber company
Thats the one, garcher
At least both of them made you burst out in laughter 😅
That's true, its been a while since I laughed like that! It's happy coffee from the sad girl company
Nice to see someone else recognize ff8 as the best ff game.
It has great music. The card game can be fun. That’s about all I can say positively about it.
FF8 is a card game, what are you talking about? I genuinely do love ff8 :X
I don't even know how you're supposed to make coffee & somehow just looking how you made it feels wrong.
Never let brits touch anything besides tea.
Don't let me touch anything tbh
Is Pippa 'inspired' coffee aged in a moldy room for that true Pipkin Pippa experience?
Probably, uts rare than gold dust!
4:58 Huh I do like my coffee black and extra bitter. Good to know.
tenma is the best for you
@@LordMaulington There’s only one issue. I refuse to cosplay as Miguel O'Hara.
Waiting for the Nasa coffee that I will never open to go back into stock
Lmao
I don't drink coffee anyway so im only buying It for her. Her birthday is next week so maybe it will be in stock@@LordMaulington
Honestly uts probably very quality coffee, its just the shipping is crazy
Lumi coffee: Taste the emptiness..
Not much going on in the coffee, just like her brain
Nutting, smooth and makes you feel doki doki lmao
Oh shit I didn't think about that
The real British coffee person shall hear of this bean massacre
(I will start shilling Phase Coffee in his comments)
Good. I have a new acolyte. I should do a collab with him!
I'll be honest this looked a bit more like a science project when you were brewing that coffee
Boy failure experience yup!
1:49 Liberi Fatali? Interesting choice.
me trying to brew this coffee was a most epic battle
As a Kanpainiki and a coffee bro I want to try the Tenma coffee but damn these are some expensive beans
Sakana squeezing us dry
I know the BGM is from Final Fantasy but I can't quite remember which one...... I think FF9.
Ff8!
@@LordMaulington FKK. I MEANT TO SAY FF8 [Seed game] BUT I SAID FF9 FOR SOME REASON. ARRGGHH.
Lumi is a blonde white woman coffee.
You drink it with 80% milk and 10% sugar.
Gross. Thanks mate!
Tenma's coffee is the same as her men. STRONG 💪
ONEGAI MUSCLE
Tenmas coffee also has a very present canada taste mixed in the acidity.
I can taste the shit from the streets of British Columbia in the coffee
@@LordMaulington lmso only the finest from the streets.
3:48 Dunkin Donuts Coffee?
i think even this is better than dunkin
Wait.. I thought it was a coffee candy that's why I chew them. No wonder it taste odd likes eating a wood
Would probably taste better than pouring the hot water on it
I'm glad Tenma is my oshi, because her coffee sounds exactly like the kinda coffee I like. But sheesh, 35$ + delivery fee (and I would assume Europeans are even more fucked due to that) is something I would be afraid to buy in this economy. Maybe one day.
Qualitatively speaking tenma's actually just straight up good
Sakana's great warehouse in expanding, soon all will be Phase Warehouse
First you get the coffee
Then you get the power
Then you get the sad women
How can I pass up the opportunity of having an army of tiny(er) Tenmas kicking my kidneys in?
Besides I'm too powerful to be felled by the fox
It even hurts when it 'comes out'
Whos the mascot of PHASE c.? Tenma?
Most people would say Pippa! I would say Tenma. The correct answer is probably Sakana
Tenma collabing with fillian atm on twitch
gotta sleep i'll have to catch the vod, sounds like a great collab!
I call bullshit, because you actually GOT your coffee.
Lmao
Is it FF8 soundtrack?
Yup!
@@LordMaulington that was my favourite ff8! Thanks for nostalgia!
@Darteghoster i love 8 too, no problem!
I’m still upset we don’t have a Pippa kettle yet
Huh. Why don't we have phase kettles?!
As someone who likes coffee, I need to try some of these.
Why did this video make you want some lmao
@@LordMaulington I have morbid curiosity
You put Jrpg soundtracks in this video, didn't you? 🤔
Final fantasy 8!
Crash bandicoot ost fits so well for this.
I love C R A S H B A N D I C O O T 3... WARPED!
@@LordMaulington MY BRO!!!!! BASED!!!!
After seeing Clara playing Crash 1 i bought and played and finished the game 100% completion.
@@raimyonlinewarrior236 claras crash playthrough getting her to speedrun my favourite jp vtuber
@@LordMaulington same.
Probably helps that she speaks English and in less than a month proves she's a real Phase girl.
Her interactions with Airi are fun too.
Airi is another s tier!
It could be worse my boy, you could be a games journalist. So cheers to the hag coffee.
I saw you on ioris car configurator stream! Shes so breedable
Final Fantasy VIII music in the background, just when I thought you couldn't get cooler you continue to push the envelope.
Holy shit that shipping tho, thank you for suffering for our entertainment.
I am pretty cool arent I
@LordMaulington have you considered doing a doco on the lovable, non-femdom, Phase Connect-adjacent, friendly neighborhood spicy cat/cherry foxu, Kirsche Verstahl? That would be much entertainment for the masses.
Kirsche is coming in the Autumn!
An automated coffee grinder and no Moka for espresso? Where’s your Italian heritage?!
Jokes aside great video. I’m actually curious to try the coffees myself. But I do like coffee.
Maybe try the DA MICHI! Coffee
Imma try to get the Nasa one surely it will taste like cute seiso sleepy dragon 🐉
I dont remember what people say about the nasa coffee
From what I see the coffee has a bit of a side effect of hysterical laughter on initial consumption
Also great cup
Hell yeah, this spongebob mug has seen many wars
Mate, I hate coffee, can't even stand the smell of it and even I can tell how much you butched making it. I'm sure you gave a lot of hard core coffee lovers some kind of tramua. Anyway, good review!
Thanks ELIZA. I did, they're saying words at me that I dont understand. Whats a coffee maker?
@@LordMaulington I don't know either, but it sounds strange and expensive.
1:31 😂
they'll never get her alive
My man, I've been brewing coffee my whole adult life and I don't get how you did what you did.
A godsdamned mystery, by odin.
that makes two of us
I've been so fucking curious about the coffee, alas i live in mexico and shipping will cost me about 10 salaries lmao, i need the fucking pankoffee
Jesus christ! Dont do it man, get it direct from a convention or something!
A mighty need
A mighty thirst@@Hsecrpntr
pretty sure the heart thing is just the caffeine trying to explode your heart
No no no no. It's my love for the lemon womannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn