YAKUZA 5 ''Hey you, what's up, man? Give me money please!"

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 127

  • @Neochrono
    @Neochrono  2 года назад +772

    As the saying goes, ''a selfish deed is not freedom''.

  • @Supermariosupervideo
    @Supermariosupervideo 2 года назад +499

    another graduate from the Joji Kazama English Academy

    • @Neochrono
      @Neochrono  2 года назад +89

      Using his newly acquired english abilities to get out of student debt, no less..

    • @Jovanoc
      @Jovanoc 2 года назад +51

      Beautiful eyes

    • @MarkDoesRBLX
      @MarkDoesRBLX 2 года назад +35

      selfish deed, is not freedom

    • @themotivatedengineer9503
      @themotivatedengineer9503 2 года назад +4

      @@MarkDoesRBLX what are you doing here?

    • @opshredderytp
      @opshredderytp 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@themotivatedengineer9503IT'S THEM IT'S THE YAKUZA 4

  • @mariobutevil
    @mariobutevil Год назад +39

    “Oni-Sa!”
    hey u whatz up mane, giev me monee pls
    “Hm, Touhuh!”

  • @oryxified1430
    @oryxified1430 2 года назад +518

    Kiryu has an Okinawan flavored flashback

    • @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc
      @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc 2 года назад +103

      *H e y , s w e e t c h e e k s*

    • @untitled01711
      @untitled01711 Год назад +25

      He Yu Vatusapu Meeeeeen. Givu mi Manei Purisu

    • @sneed457
      @sneed457 10 месяцев назад +8

      THE RUFF.

    • @ledias4263
      @ledias4263 8 месяцев назад +6

      Aru. Okay gor it. No. Zers no change in za plan. Bai.

  • @Regulo1d
    @Regulo1d 2 года назад +1590

    Kiryu beats up man for speaking English

    • @prithyachan333
      @prithyachan333 2 года назад +177

      He didn't greet him with "Hey sweetcheeks"

    • @MasterGordon5115
      @MasterGordon5115 2 года назад +60

      Based Kazuma Kiryu

    • @Kooobf
      @Kooobf 2 года назад +9

      wow il est comme moi

    • @tsyrendambaev9675
      @tsyrendambaev9675 2 года назад +9

      Он прямо как я

    • @renstrout
      @renstrout 2 года назад

      Last time someone spoke english, they tried to shoot him

  • @NamNguyen-kw8hl
    @NamNguyen-kw8hl 2 года назад +622

    Honestly I would give him the money
    He needs it to pay for his English classes

    • @darko7432
      @darko7432 2 года назад +120

      I dunno what you mean, his sentence structure was perfectly fine, this man clearly has a mastery over english.

    • @Soloesecutore
      @Soloesecutore 2 года назад +65

      @@darko7432 bro upgraded English skill tree

    • @definitelynotcharaznable7749
      @definitelynotcharaznable7749 2 года назад +11

      ​@@darko7432he still needs to work up in his pronunciation though

    • @averyterribleperson5292
      @averyterribleperson5292 Год назад +9

      @@definitelynotcharaznable7749 if youve been to america youll know why his english is stellar to us.

    • @DERRPANZER
      @DERRPANZER Год назад +1

      And he say please

  • @benzicol
    @benzicol Год назад +74

    I love how he says the best engrish I ever heard, then proceeds to pull of yakuza 3 blocking

  • @shumpiremadness2372
    @shumpiremadness2372 2 года назад +158

    I mean, you ARE gonna need the money for your medical bills.

  • @jaydenpoolan3397
    @jaydenpoolan3397 2 года назад +39

    ねえ、どうしたの?お金ください!

  • @Neffster294
    @Neffster294 Год назад +40

    Mr beast when he goes outside

  • @junkyryan138
    @junkyryan138 Год назад +428

    Hosts attacking random people in yakuza games will never be not funny to me. Like man your entire career depends on having a pretty face, why would you risk messing it up 😂

    • @smitchyboi
      @smitchyboi Год назад +26

      Thugs also done this too

    • @donaldorios6268
      @donaldorios6268 10 месяцев назад +29

      Especially when Kiryu goes dermatologist with Essence of Face Grating

    • @john_tornado
      @john_tornado 7 месяцев назад +1

      Best line ever to be made by someone who isn’t from a game

    • @fabulousneet1180
      @fabulousneet1180 5 месяцев назад +3

      In defense of this host, he doesn’t have pretty face in the first place…

  • @grimyGobIin
    @grimyGobIin 10 месяцев назад +14

    They even got a DSP canon before his debut appearance in the newest game by directing the game story based on his life 😮

  • @zenxmizuki
    @zenxmizuki Год назад +13

    0:09 japanese people in okinawa on 1945 when they hear someone speak english

  • @hyejusleftlung
    @hyejusleftlung 2 года назад +68

    this is certainly an engrish moment of all time

  • @NathanKt
    @NathanKt 2 года назад +24

    thats rad

  • @baianinja8863
    @baianinja8863 Год назад +15

    Best part is that you did try to avoid him XD

  • @ioszeged7274
    @ioszeged7274 2 года назад +9

    when I first saw this I thought it was a meme editted over the scene. It should be a meme sound

  • @eggyolk8067
    @eggyolk8067 Год назад +5

    Bro literally walked through a pedestrian guardrail 💀

  • @goldsparkzz
    @goldsparkzz Год назад +35

    EVERY TEENAGER NEEDS TO HEAR THIS

  • @beans7675
    @beans7675 Год назад +3

    man he just asks you nicely and you throw hands the second he stops speaking

  • @bluesnake1713
    @bluesnake1713 2 года назад +4

    Oh he'll be given something. A medical bill.

  • @vista3790
    @vista3790 5 месяцев назад +2

    they picked kiryu because they saw his “beautiful eyes”

  • @AlpanasKitchen
    @AlpanasKitchen 2 года назад +19

    Very nice

  • @josh_the_wolf7022
    @josh_the_wolf7022 2 года назад +78

    “44 Year old ex yakuza beats up Man for speaking English”

  • @naowie
    @naowie Год назад +1

    At least he said please

  • @vitotheo
    @vitotheo Год назад +1

    He asked nicely though :(

  • @RoninSilvester
    @RoninSilvester 6 месяцев назад

    Bro escaped from the circus

  • @RDD756
    @RDD756 Год назад +2

    i played through the whole of Y5 and never heard this what the hell

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 9 месяцев назад

      I only heard it while playing as shinada. It caught me so off guard I created a ps4 replay to go back and listen to it

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 2 года назад +11

    is the man not getting paid enough by the host club?

  • @caiocorrea7225
    @caiocorrea7225 3 месяца назад

    That one random Brazilian troll in a mmo server lobby in 2006

  • @هاديالغامدي-س8ص
    @هاديالغامدي-س8ص 2 года назад +1

    When I'm speaking in broken English to my tutor

  • @jitensha5231
    @jitensha5231 9 месяцев назад

    Actually went to Fukuoka recently and didn’t encounter these guys XD

  • @cartoonvideos5
    @cartoonvideos5 Год назад +14

    This guy would have been better for Kiryu than Yongyea.

  • @sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003
    @sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003 Год назад +3

    Tiger drop him now

  • @Karan-vo1hi
    @Karan-vo1hi Год назад +5

    Who else is here from dank memer

    • @YoshiB7755
      @YoshiB7755 Год назад +1

      Me, yeah I was just trying to get the Support to reroll the loot boxes and so yeah I pressed the "hey you, whats up man" button

  • @Minamoto_1
    @Minamoto_1 Год назад +4

    welcome kind gentelman, i hope you have a pleasant day. i'm very regretful to inform you that i'm in dire need of small donation of material good that can be used as a exchange item in commercial activities such as trading.

  • @benlogicfactsshapiro
    @benlogicfactsshapiro Год назад +14

    Me after seeing my 50th homeless guy in LA

  • @penguinpower1532
    @penguinpower1532 Год назад +1

    thank you dank memer

  • @jackmclean4120
    @jackmclean4120 Год назад +16

    Putting Saejima's part right after Kiryu's was a bad design choice

    • @ealain7600
      @ealain7600 Год назад +6

      Why? I think it's a great (and fun to play through) pace breaker. Kiryu's segment was building and building and made the player hyped to see what's next, then Saejima blueballs the player by making him hunt for golden deer. Kiryu's story feels like half of a Yakuza game by its own. There isn't a better placement for saejima's story, cuz if it was in the beginning, for example, it would've been terrible for drawing people in. And it had to be featured early in the game because it's a pace breaker (which again isn't a bad thing)

  • @nachoooshagy
    @nachoooshagy Год назад

    Man, I've never seen this intro

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Год назад

    Literally me.

  • @wh6055
    @wh6055 Год назад +1

    getting his face caved in won't help his hosting career

  • @dinoblade8167
    @dinoblade8167 2 года назад +79

    He speaks English better than most japanese with their "engrish"

  • @fraudman
    @fraudman Год назад +1

    whose here from dank memer

  • @pajpj2563
    @pajpj2563 Год назад +1

    Dank Memer?

  • @Linx-007
    @Linx-007 2 года назад +20

    E girls in a nutshell

  • @wolfgangmami
    @wolfgangmami 2 года назад +5

    Hello there sweet cheeks

  • @adriartilol
    @adriartilol 10 месяцев назад

    How do you trigger this?? I’ve been trying for ages for a ton of different characters

  • @polarphoenix627
    @polarphoenix627 Год назад +6

    Dank Memer Gang
    👇

  • @Vfl666
    @Vfl666 Год назад +6

    still better than yongyea

  • @biluko
    @biluko Год назад

    100th comment

  • @garryhlambert
    @garryhlambert 2 года назад +3

    pretty sure yakuzer stole your video

  • @gabofutoi
    @gabofutoi 11 месяцев назад +2

    at least he said please

  • @AndyIsHereBoi
    @AndyIsHereBoi Год назад

    whose here from dank memer