@@gmar7836 Yeah, the contrived ones just don't do it. It is sort of like photography. The best pictures are of people who aren't posing... not even aware a pic is being taken.
"And the three bears went straight to jail for killing an underage stowaway in the middle of the night. Despite the stowaway breaking in for shelter in the privacy of their own home, the victim remains underage. Order of the court..."
@@aliciagreen5411 Forensic people are fuckin' weird in the first place. Who the hell wants that job? The character Dexter was one of the most believable fictional characters of all time. Coroner, in a very calm, docile, ASMR voice: "Yes, the body was cut into 41 pieces, all completely covered in blood... except for the eyeballs, which were removed with a potato peeler, sucked totally clean, and then put on top of toothpicks which were then poked into the halves of a BLT that was placed inside the open torso..."
@@slyjokergwhat a stupid comment, nobody wants to see that but it's about criminal forensics and bringing the culprit to justice, these are the people you and me rely on that do the work you don't want to because you're too much of a baby.
She has such a lovely manner. Not just a soothing voice, but delightful smile and a genuine warmth. Was surprised to discover that she has since retired. At the time this video was recorded, she was 68 years old. Man, I want to know what her secret is, because if I hadn't checked I'd have sworn she was still in her 40's.
Whoever put this compilation together and uploaded it… thank you. Such a lovely voice, and for that reason I have been able to fall asleep quite easily. Struggled with insomnia since my first year at university (which was 1997). I’ve tried all kinds of remedies for my insomnia, and for whatever reason these kinds of videos seem to help quite a bit.
Chu: "So... for the murders of the children and your other convictions, you are facing 4 consecutive life sentences plus 375 years in prison with no opportunity for parole, if you are convicted." Criminal, from a semi-sleep state: "Wha?... huh?... oh... ummm... yeah... ok.. that's great. ... I would like to plead guilty, so long as I get to have access to recordings of you talking that I can play in my cell anytime I want."
I got picked for a trial when I had jury duty. Even without any soothing voices, I was still fighting for my life to stay awake. It was soooo boring. We had to determine the amount of $ for a car accident where a garage truck collided with a normal car. Non fatal, but driver of the car had back pain. I got picked for the trial at the first cattle call of the day. Found out at lunch that everyone else was sent home at noon 😂
Imagine becoming a lawyer, spending thousands and going through all the difficulties of knowing how to ques6and thwart the verdicts etc etc (im nt a lawyer) all for you to fumble everything before the first recess? I would fold instantly. I'm Californian, we don't pronounce our T's apparently 😅😅 hearing her hit every letter is giving me the biggest tingle.
you ain't kidding! Jury duty was such an inconvenience for me. Had to take off work and school because the courthouse was a 40 minute drive (without traffic). I worked mornings and had college in the evening. Work was required to give me the time off, but I didn't get PTO. I was picked for trial too. I honestly wouldn't mind jury duty, if it didn't feel like such a punishment. I'd even volunteer for it, if I could plan the date and make arrangements.
I have terrible insomnia. I listen to Asmr to get some light sleep. Last night the Asmr video became part of my dream. In the dream, the girl speaking on the Asmr video was my girlfriend 🤣. However, in my dream, when she talked I got the impression that she was not talking to me. As if she was giving a lecture! Lol. So I was dreaming but the voice I heard was from the Asmr video!
Ok well now I have a serious question/comment: Can I tell jury selection that I SUFFER from ASMR? Like… I’m really, legitimately getting sleepy listening to her even after my cup of coffee and walking around outside for a few hours. I feel like doctors or some kind of health care people need to be able to diagnose patients with ASMR so when it’s my time to report for jury selection I can give a real doctors note excusing me from serving because I wouldn’t be able to stay awake!
the one time I had jury duty and was picked for trial, I was never given a chance to disclose any of the stuff that people always say will get you excused. The only thing they asked is if we knew any of the people involved. Womp
She sounds like a nurse mother grandmother a therapist a loving Dr even....but certainly not a judge. So different than Judge Judy... lmao 🤣 but nevertheless.. she sounds like a very pleasant lady. When she tells someone they have life in jail. . They probably don't even consider an appeal.
Why is she asking the jurors what their “impression” of the defendant is? Their impressions could be misjudged or misinterpreted and thus not lead to a fair sentence
That’s exactly the point. They don’t want someone’s impression to get in the way of their ability to consider the evidence. Obviously someone could just lie on the questionnaire though
1:18:15 - Juror 10 is exactly like me! I felt exactly the same about both parties; don’t like either of them, don’t trust either of them, I could not put that aside for the trial. No way. But I would be too scared to say I don’t trust cops right in front of cops. I don’t even like saying it here online because if I encounter a cop, no matter how innocent I am, I feel that if they find these types of statements online, they would come after me even more unfairly simply because they were offended. But I would really be afraid to say that in person, because now they know my name, they know what I look like, they know where I am, and they would be right there in the building able to follow me out. Terrifying. I wonder how many jurors feel similarly, and thus lied by saying they trust police.
Me: “damn I just can’t sleep lately” YT: “Bam, Asian Authority Figure with a Mild Midwestern Accent” Me: “Holy shit I’m Asian American AND satisfied, goodnight, champion” YT: “Goodnight sweet child” Me: “I’m 30”
it's edited for ASMR. Maximum soothing voice, little anything else, plus sound quality. I'm sure the full unedited version is out there because I doubt OP filed a foia request for ASMR
She was going for her taser and used her gun instead by mistake, she’s the reason female cops are so dangerous yet useless in fights without a male partnered with them
I can't get passed the light sentence Chu handed down. She has a nice voice but obviously didn't keep an open mind she requested from the jurors. 2 years is BS.
It's very hard to prove that what happened was the result of malice and not incompetence. If it's just incompetence, it shouldn't be treated the same as intentional homicide.
She mistook her taser for her pistol. She’s a prime example of how female cops are more dangerous than men. Because they can’t handle a fight they resort to tasers or lethal force quicker than men
That's why you are not a judge and nobody would want you to be one. The job of a judge is to remain impartial. This is not a lynch mob. Your feelings doesn't matter. The law that matters. 3rd party jurisdiction, so not revenge is taken, but justice served for the accused, the victim, and society. If you don't like it, quit the field.
@@marrs1013 Lol, point to the part where I said anything about being a judge, you goof. As a jury member, I can decide any way I want to and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Jury nullification is a tool we can all use to fight against unjust laws. If you want to be a bootlicker, that's fine by me, but your criticism is silly, especially since it has nothing to do with what I said.
Huh. this surprises me. The judge gave a (former) cop a light sentence for killing a black man who didn't comply with lawful orders during a traffic stop. I would imagine the lighter sentence would make the "anti-woke" crowd happy.
that term is used by people who are uneducated who know nothing about science, history or the law. You dont even know what country you live in. Church and state are separate. What rock did you crawl out from under? There is no cure for your kind of ignorance, you will never wake up
well, her lenient sentence in this case created quite the uproar in the crowd to which you are probably referring to as "woke." They are not big fans of her. They actually protested at her home. The defendant served 16 months and has already been released 🤷♀️
I’ve always believed unintentional ASMR is the best type of ASMR.
Yes, I do not like forced ASMR. It sounds very fake.
Definitely, Richie. The intentional ones aren't nearly as good.
Much better. All the regular ASMR videos are crap.
@@gmar7836 Yeah, the contrived ones just don't do it. It is sort of like photography. The best pictures are of people who aren't posing... not even aware a pic is being taken.
Agree! Whispering into a microphone at home does not work like true unintentional asmr
I find the judge guilty of having an extremely soothing voice. Her sentence is to read me a bedtime story every night.
😂
"And the three bears went straight to jail for killing an underage stowaway in the middle of the night. Despite the stowaway breaking in for shelter in the privacy of their own home, the victim remains underage. Order of the court..."
real
She is so cute
Judge: I find you Guilty! Now serve 20 years.
Defendant: *tingles*
Lol
I know right? What a relaxing way to receive your sentence. You can't even react because of relaxed you are 😂
😂
I know this comment was posted a year ago but I’m absolutely losing it at this 🤣
defendant represented by Earl Grey? hope he doesn't spill the tea
Good heavens!
I've never felt so relaxed listening to a murder trial.
I remember listening to the murder trial of a baby and felt so weird that the forensic specialist that did the autopsy had such an asmr voice lol
@@aliciagreen5411 Forensic people are fuckin' weird in the first place. Who the hell wants that job? The character Dexter was one of the most believable fictional characters of all time.
Coroner, in a very calm, docile, ASMR voice: "Yes, the body was cut into 41 pieces, all completely covered in blood... except for the eyeballs, which were removed with a potato peeler, sucked totally clean, and then put on top of toothpicks which were then poked into the halves of a BLT that was placed inside the open torso..."
@@piggerGg A person can strive to help in "seeking justice" without taking that position. The point remains.
@@piggerGg The question was quite obviously rhetorical.
@@slyjokergwhat a stupid comment, nobody wants to see that but it's about criminal forensics and bringing the culprit to justice, these are the people you and me rely on that do the work you don't want to because you're too much of a baby.
She has such a lovely manner. Not just a soothing voice, but delightful smile and a genuine warmth. Was surprised to discover that she has since retired. At the time this video was recorded, she was 68 years old. Man, I want to know what her secret is, because if I hadn't checked I'd have sworn she was still in her 40's.
68?! That's genuinely surprising, she could pass for 30.
If I had to sit in her court room it would be hard not to fall asleep or nod off on her, she's just so relaxing, it's mind melting
bro whoever put this video up is a genius. i remember seeing one of her cases and immediaely falling asleep.but this is gold
Thanks for listening! Much appreciated ❤
I've never heard the word 'manslaughter' spoken so soothingly.
She has such a calm and beautiful speaking voice.
Whats the scraping noise?
Mr Earl Grey
Mr T. Leaf
Miss Kuppa Kofi
Mrs Greentee
😂
Is this a trial or a new age remake of Clue? 😂
I thought Lita was the GOAT, but now I'm not so sure. Gotta love Judge Chu's voice as a true gem of asmr!!!!!!!!!!
I sentence you to the electric chair for using the insipid term GOAT
Lewis Van Hook
Among the best unintended ASMR. This lady’s ultra soft, soothing voice could put anyone to sleep.
“Juror number 8 (me) you’re drooling on yourself”
Juror 10! You're drooling from your ... pants?!
The best voice and cadence ever! Chills galore!😴
I ask for a mistrial your honor, your voice is putting the jurors to sleep
If I was on a jury with this judge.
Id be sleeping in jury box
Judge Chu has a beautiful calming presence about her. Lovely smooth hypnotic voice..🎵🎼🎶💚🌹
This is one of the greatest unintentional asmr of all time.
Check out Alkistis
Judge: How do you plead?
Me: Yes
I just don’t see how they can get anything done with such a relaxing voice from a judge.
She has a beautiful and soothing voice i could listen to her for days. DreamWoman. Wow.
I love videos where I can learn something and fall asleep at the same time 😊
My new favorite ASMR video.
How could anyone stay awake during this trial??
Lol. Definitely relaxing 😊
Whoever put this compilation together and uploaded it… thank you. Such a lovely voice, and for that reason I have been able to fall asleep quite easily. Struggled with insomnia since my first year at university (which was 1997). I’ve tried all kinds of remedies for my insomnia, and for whatever reason these kinds of videos seem to help quite a bit.
Thanks for listening! I usually do the same, and need some “smooth talk” to help me sleep lol
I made it through the first ten minutes before it was lights out for me. It's like being hypnotized.
She sounds like Miranda Priestley.
Thank you for this
Is this why the court system is so backlogged? Everybody is falling asleep?
I wonder if she knows she’s an asmr star on RUclips lol.
A very lovely woman.
She’s such a thorough and compassionate judge.
Chu: "So... for the murders of the children and your other convictions, you are facing 4 consecutive life sentences plus 375 years in prison with no opportunity for parole, if you are convicted."
Criminal, from a semi-sleep state: "Wha?... huh?... oh... ummm... yeah... ok.. that's great. ... I would like to plead guilty, so long as I get to have access to recordings of you talking that I can play in my cell anytime I want."
Judge Chu could sentence me to the chair and I'd still fall asleep in the court room
Never heard the words "pregnant and vomiting" sound so calming before 😅😅
...whoah, I'm 7 months pregnant. Did I make this comment right when I got knocked up? Lol 😅
If I lived in that jurisdiction I would turn to a life of clumsy crime just to end up in her courtroom over and over again.
I think I'm a little bit in love with Judge Chu.
This is sooooo relaxing. Better than ambien, lol ...
You are now sentenced to death, sir. You have a lovely day and the Bailiff will now shackle you.
It would be great to sit on a jury in her court....until I'm found in contempt for falling asleep during the proceedings.
I got picked for a trial when I had jury duty. Even without any soothing voices, I was still fighting for my life to stay awake. It was soooo boring.
We had to determine the amount of $ for a car accident where a garage truck collided with a normal car. Non fatal, but driver of the car had back pain.
I got picked for the trial at the first cattle call of the day. Found out at lunch that everyone else was sent home at noon 😂
Besides the ASMR, this judge is amazing.
Judge “Counselor, please wake up your client so I may deliver sentence. Counselor? Bailiff please would . Bailiff?”
Zzzz
I usually listen to Alkistis from Greece. This is pretty good too
i condemned you sir, to sleep with the sound of my voice, and wake up as a new person.
WHERES DAY 2?!
Imagine becoming a lawyer, spending thousands and going through all the difficulties of knowing how to ques6and thwart the verdicts etc etc (im nt a lawyer) all for you to fumble everything before the first recess? I would fold instantly. I'm Californian, we don't pronounce our T's apparently 😅😅 hearing her hit every letter is giving me the biggest tingle.
Why should jurors not be paid in full for their time on jury duty? Why should the jurors be penalised for someone elses mistakes 🤔
you ain't kidding! Jury duty was such an inconvenience for me. Had to take off work and school because the courthouse was a 40 minute drive (without traffic). I worked mornings and had college in the evening. Work was required to give me the time off, but I didn't get PTO. I was picked for trial too.
I honestly wouldn't mind jury duty, if it didn't feel like such a punishment. I'd even volunteer for it, if I could plan the date and make arrangements.
"No hands are raised."
Of course! Everyone is sleeping!
She’s pretty
Will the defendent please leave on your shoes so i can get a proper measurement of leg length
Judge Regina Chu: You have the right to remain...
Me: *...Tingled?*
Is falling asleep in court a chargeable offense? If so, they’re getting added charges.
50:30 "Do you want to be on this jury? ....Alright"
51:39 "Ok Juror #9, welcome."
Wonder why #8 got dismissed
@strangebrew1231 that was the most pleasant dismissal I've ever heard
I have terrible insomnia.
I listen to Asmr to get some light sleep.
Last night the Asmr video became part of my dream. In the dream, the girl speaking on the Asmr video was my girlfriend 🤣.
However, in my dream, when she talked I got the impression that she was not talking to me. As if she was giving a lecture!
Lol. So I was dreaming but the voice I heard was from the Asmr video!
That’s awesome!
Earl Grey!
Lol that made me laugh too
@@me4374 at least it wasn't just me then ha ha
Only 16 months is insane
Pretty standard for manslaughter actually. It’s not a trial for murder
She missed her calling being a psychiatrist
I’m sorry the attorney’s name is Earl Grey??
Anything to keep awake with this judge's voice
The defence would probably end up falling asleep 💤
Ok well now I have a serious question/comment:
Can I tell jury selection that I SUFFER from ASMR? Like… I’m really, legitimately getting sleepy listening to her even after my cup of coffee and walking around outside for a few hours.
I feel like doctors or some kind of health care people need to be able to diagnose patients with ASMR so when it’s my time to report for jury selection I can give a real doctors note excusing me from serving because I wouldn’t be able to stay awake!
the one time I had jury duty and was picked for trial, I was never given a chance to disclose any of the stuff that people always say will get you excused. The only thing they asked is if we knew any of the people involved. Womp
I wanna be arrested just to hear this lady. It's unfortunate this case was the loss of life. RIP to the person who passed
I would be sitting there falling asleep, she calls on me, I stand up suddenly and yell " I object!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Such a lovely voice but she can’t escape that accent baha. Minnesoooota
"I always liked you so much!" Mike Yanagita, "Fargo"
Now please pass me the black cap, because I’ll be needing that later
Sub Zero is fighting in the name of the law!
If she has kids they are soooo lucky
What's the best way to send you some asmr videos I think would be great additions to your channel?
Thanks! You can send suggestions to asmrgold.channel@gmail.com
Was there ever a part 2?
Very nice 👍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Mr Earl Grey 🫖
how tf do they stay awake
Aaaaaah..,
If shd ever has a son she better name him Pika.
хорошо когда человека можно asmr поюзать
Да
What's that thing on her face?
Thanks for the kindness and relaxing tranquility, Your Honorable Judge Minnesota Ninja Lady. 😂😴
Miller David Harris Paul Jackson Scott
She sounds like a nurse mother grandmother a therapist a loving Dr even....but certainly not a judge. So different than Judge Judy... lmao 🤣 but nevertheless.. she sounds like a very pleasant lady. When she tells someone they have life in jail. . They probably don't even consider an appeal.
Why is she asking the jurors what their “impression” of the defendant is? Their impressions could be misjudged or misinterpreted and thus not lead to a fair sentence
It's to weed out people who can't be impartial.
it's to determine which potential jurors may have prejudice regarding the case, and allow the attorneys (or judge) to strike them from the pool.
That’s exactly the point. They don’t want someone’s impression to get in the way of their ability to consider the evidence. Obviously someone could just lie on the questionnaire though
1:18:15 - Juror 10 is exactly like me! I felt exactly the same about both parties; don’t like either of them, don’t trust either of them, I could not put that aside for the trial. No way. But I would be too scared to say I don’t trust cops right in front of cops. I don’t even like saying it here online because if I encounter a cop, no matter how innocent I am, I feel that if they find these types of statements online, they would come after me even more unfairly simply because they were offended. But I would really be afraid to say that in person, because now they know my name, they know what I look like, they know where I am, and they would be right there in the building able to follow me out. Terrifying. I wonder how many jurors feel similarly, and thus lied by saying they trust police.
You're delusional.
You’re catastrophizing. Leftists are the ones who dox and come after you for saying mean things about them
Me: “damn I just can’t sleep lately”
YT: “Bam, Asian Authority Figure with a Mild Midwestern Accent”
Me: “Holy shit I’m Asian American AND satisfied, goodnight, champion”
YT: “Goodnight sweet child”
Me: “I’m 30”
WTF why edit it? Show the entire voire dire
it's edited for ASMR. Maximum soothing voice, little anything else, plus sound quality. I'm sure the full unedited version is out there because I doubt OP filed a foia request for ASMR
To this day I laugh at the mask mandates.
Not to mention the magical plexiglass. How fucking stupid were people?
Ma’am you are so guilty for having an asmr voice and vocal sounds
Potter was released in April this year. I wonder what made her think to shoot Dante at a traffic stop?
She was going for her taser and used her gun instead by mistake, she’s the reason female cops are so dangerous yet useless in fights without a male partnered with them
I’m not gonna get through the whole vid…
I can't get passed the light sentence Chu handed down. She has a nice voice but obviously didn't keep an open mind she requested from the jurors. 2 years is BS.
It's very hard to prove that what happened was the result of malice and not incompetence. If it's just incompetence, it shouldn't be treated the same as intentional homicide.
She mistook her taser for her pistol. She’s a prime example of how female cops are more dangerous than men. Because they can’t handle a fight they resort to tasers or lethal force quicker than men
Is this real or is this a skit?
This is from a real court case
shame on you judge . you should be ashamed of your self
Huh?
Sorry, if I disagree with a law, I'm not sending someone to jail for breaking it. Period.
go to drunk jeff, you're bed
That's why you are not a judge and nobody would want you to be one. The job of a judge is to remain impartial. This is not a lynch mob. Your feelings doesn't matter. The law that matters. 3rd party jurisdiction, so not revenge is taken, but justice served for the accused, the victim, and society. If you don't like it, quit the field.
@@marrs1013 Lol, point to the part where I said anything about being a judge, you goof. As a jury member, I can decide any way I want to and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Jury nullification is a tool we can all use to fight against unjust laws. If you want to be a bootlicker, that's fine by me, but your criticism is silly, especially since it has nothing to do with what I said.
Preaching politics on an ASMR video 😂
@@lukethomas6936 Law and politics are not necessarily the same.
Woke judge, Woke Jury. God have pity on our country
Huh. this surprises me. The judge gave a (former) cop a light sentence for killing a black man who didn't comply with lawful orders during a traffic stop. I would imagine the lighter sentence would make the "anti-woke" crowd happy.
that term is used by people who are uneducated who know nothing about science, history or the law. You dont even know what country you live in. Church and state are separate. What rock did you crawl out from under? There is no cure for your kind of ignorance, you will never wake up
well, her lenient sentence in this case created quite the uproar in the crowd to which you are probably referring to as "woke." They are not big fans of her. They actually protested at her home. The defendant served 16 months and has already been released 🤷♀️
The anti judge judy
She has a great ASMR voice, but holy shit is it annoying that she pronounces "ask" as "ash."
This is some cognitive dissonance.