I think of this regularly, pretty much any time I get changed without being entirely naked (keeping socks on, or putting a shirt on before taking trousers off if it;s cold)
I can only write it out: "And the vicar, with a sickly smile, shook hands with the monkey and could never look a banana in the face again." The meaning of this might well be forgotten to time…
Two years late, but a few of his intros are basically meant to sound like punchlines to jokes out of context. All we can infer here is that the joke involved a monkey doing something disgusting with a banana in front of a vicar. The full joke may not even exist; more likely, he just came up with a line that sounded like it'd be a punchline.
2:39 And everybody's favorite Gary Brannan, Matt Gray.
"Of course, the thing you must NOT do if the ape is enraged is the macare-" good cut there
“Ultra pure... silver plated... and available from Li”
what does this reference?
I can't bloody remember.
"Pull down your pants and sh*t on the ants in an English country ga-"
Let me get a line out, you ba-
This is why he’s everybody’s favourite
Gary Branan
"Here's a thought: Earlier today, Noel Edmonds was entirely naked. Just imagine."
My favourite of the lot.
I think of this regularly, pretty much any time I get changed without being entirely naked (keeping socks on, or putting a shirt on before taking trousers off if it;s cold)
1:44 he mentions Noel Edmonds a suspicious amount
@@MxCrab I think we're presuming here that Noel Edmonds showers daily
It’s my favourite Gary Brannan!
Not just yours, everyone's!
Is it just me or did Gary reserve the best opening for the last episode of Citation Needed?
Great vid, though the black screens between intros is a bit long
Doesn't sound right without the reactions
Actually, this is totally normal. This is how actors would put together a demo reel.
My favourite honestly was in totpal with “I’m fully toilet trained”
you cut off chris' response to "If women like that like men like those then why don't women like me?" Which was: "Singing"
Shame how you don't include all the laughs right afterwards, cause that's half the fun!
And the occasional yes-and from the others.
am i the only one who wanted this video?
No.
I wanted it without realizing it! Glad I found it when another of my videos was getting referred from this one :'D
"Can I compare thee to a summer's day? No."
the better part is the reactions after
Can you do one of all of the silly gags from the endings? Something I’ve been meaning to do for ages but never had the programs to do it
Nice to see you, to see you...
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Thank you. I needed this.
Everybody's favourite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan!
Great video, but as Tom would say, BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES!
SOOBTITLAYS
Cut a little tight, but nevertheless, Brannan would be proud
The cutting here could have used double-checking, lots of cut-off ends and a few cut-off beginnings
Agreed
Iiiiiiiiif
Women like that like men like those then why don't women like me?
they take one look and turn around and jump into the sea!
{counts on fingers}
... Singing.
Edit: I just love inescapable formatting marks :)
Thank you
all cut just a bit too short.
2:00 can someone please explain what the hell this means
no no i can't
I can only write it out: "And the vicar, with a sickly smile, shook hands with the monkey and could never look a banana in the face again."
The meaning of this might well be forgotten to time…
Two years late, but a few of his intros are basically meant to sound like punchlines to jokes out of context. All we can infer here is that the joke involved a monkey doing something disgusting with a banana in front of a vicar. The full joke may not even exist; more likely, he just came up with a line that sounded like it'd be a punchline.
Ive heard hes fully toilet trained.
You've cut too early, and left too long a gap between segments. The whole thing is really disjointed and kinda unpleasant to watch.
1:39