Let's Powerwash Your Really Bad Dad
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- Let's have some Father Son bonding time in Powerwash Simulator. And bring me a cold frosty
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Am I a good father
Of course.
Yes
No
Maybe
If you give me $10 I’ll say yes
I like how when asked to write Fuck on the fence Dan was like "I'm not THAT immature"
While Kevin did it without even being asked
Yeah I was even thinking that was an obvious dig at Kevin lol.
The duality of man
It wasn't that he's too mature. Its just that writing fuck is too unoriginal!
Dan: Oh I'm sure no one's done that before.
*Meanwhile*
*Kevin looking at his "Fuck" written on the fence:* I love it :')
pretty sure he saw the video lol
"This is how I relax"
*entire audience vomiting uncontrollably due to motion sickness*
Good thing he's got a pressure washer
@T teg Egg a vomitorium is another word for an entryway
@@satiatedpanda I'm pretty sure it was a roman thing where people would go and eat until they were sick?
Good thing I'm immune to motion sickness.
@@SwizzleDrizzl no that’s a commen misconception
"The bone would reveal itself" is probably the mildest way I've ever heard someone describe a horrific injury
'hello, world!' the bone said aloud as it burst out of timmy's arm, leaving a gaping hole where skin and flesh should have been.
@@Foolish_Spoonarousing.
It works though, as a description that is.
@@deontaeavila3514wait what?!
It reminds me of my metal shop teacher describing the danger of a grinder as "Have you seen the saw movies? It'll look like that"
I wish this game had accurate powerwashing. Imagine RT going to clean the shed and just blasts a hole through it
I forgot this game didn't have damage in it. Fully expected him to blast the paint of the car at the start.
@@Sangheili67 me too
Hard mode
Hit the cat
i thought the car window was about to explode soon as he started washing it point blank lmaoo
"It's not our house, dad!" I am in literal tears.
I just wanted to joke that we were locked out and couldn't go get the band-aid from the kitchen, the fact he took it that we were robbing them was better than I could have ever hoped for out of that comment
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!
@@sagapulastation1711 many good days go by
_"the cops are still in the chat!"_
can't believe Dan cosplays as 56 year old irresponsible father
Wait, Dan ISNT a 56 year old man?
It wasn't cosplay
he ligit reminds me of my dad, but he actually has a job lol
@@TeaTime574 Daniel or your dad?
@@Jr837_ Daniel
Only if my dad would come back from getting milk to see how much I’ve improved without the sleeves rolling down while washing something
But you know your shirts gonna still get wet.
Why do I see you everywhere now
When did it stop being smokes, why are even the imaginary terrible dads tamer then they used to be.?
@@insaincaldo i don’t remember smokes
@@insaincaldo I thought it was always both
I love that the lore of this game is just there's an active volcano nearby and everyone is probably gonna die in a few months. Especially when you take into account that all of that ash you've been cleaning up is gonna get into the water supply.
Is that the actual lore of this game or are you making shit up
@@dougdimmadome2968 yeah, thats the actual lore to the game
@@dougdimmadome2968 it's from MatPat's theory
@@letsreadtextbook1687 Probably full of shit then.
There's something about bigfoot, the mayor's cat, a weird haunted house, and strange graffiti. Dunno much about it, though, haven't played the game either.
Please no more cold Frosties, dad, we’re already too deep in debt
that is your problem son. Now get me a new frosty now. We can always use your collage fund. you won't be needing them for now.
@@sirBrouwer But Dad-
@@silvertube11 do you want the belt?
@@sirBrouwer Dad no- I’ll get it- I’m sorry
@@sirBrouwer Hey there neighbor, how's the power washin' goin'?
This game tests your skill as an entertainer. If you can keep the chat active and happy you're good at your job.
no joke, I've laughed at this video more than any other one, at lest recently
Or a sanity test if you watched Mark’s videos
*the Paint stream would like to know your location*
Ergo it's a shit game in and of itself and only serves as youtuber /twitch streamer - bait.
@@JustinKoenigSilica and what about it? As long as it's fun to watch someone play it then it does its job
So, I’m guessing from context, in Ireland, a “cold frosty” does not mean the vanilla ice cream dessert served at Wendy’s...
They actually brought that up in the full stream.
Cold frosty is apparently old Irish slang for a cold beer.
I mean, you could put one IN a Wendy's Frosty...
@@kitsu1379 I thought it was just slang everywhere, and I've never even been to Ireland. Just goes to show I guess
@@vivalaglavii6736 I’ve never heard it before but I could kinda gather from context that he probably meant a cold beer…
It probably means beer
"The dinosaurs were wiped out like a millennium ago" happened a little bit longer ago there Dan
At least 5 years ago
@@spritepepsiplushes8353 Ehh... I'd say at least 6 years ago.
@@sleepyciderr7987 maybe 6 years and a few months
"H-here's your c-cold frosty dad..."
*Quiet sobbing in the background*
"YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP BOY, get me another cold frosty, I'm running dry, hello officer, sorry about my son he's a lil rascal"
“But dad, y-you just finished it a se-“
“I SAID I NEED ANOTHER BOY, WHEN I SAY ANOTHER I MEAN ANOTHER. He’s still dull in the head officer, I’ve been homeschooling him you though, I don’t trust schools.”
This game is so deep. The lore is incredible and the characters are so fleshed out
Wheres matpat when you need him?
@@prismbladez4982 he actually has a video on this game lol
it’s bwaap’s cousin
@T teg Egg yes he does. the lore is simply riveting
@@strawberrymilkshake5449 Damn, he really listened to Markiplier, huh?
"How complicated can it _be?"_
The five words that most exemplify 'Dad', tied only with "I _know_ where I'm _going!"_
"The people who just tuned into the stream must be so confused right now"
As someone who has been watching this entire video I for one am so confused right now
You know, they called him the Squirt King back in college.
*Wait no*
@@StickMaster500 oh hey, It’s that guy who appears in every comment section ever
this is the worst comment i've ever laid my eyes upon
nO-
I have a feeling this is gonna be one of the top comments
3:56 Bringing a lawn mower to the botanical gardens has the same energy as bringing a shopping cart to a zoo
dave
@@Saver310 dave
@@m.douglas8492 dave
@@ThomtheCat Dave
Yea it does
"Oh, yeah, let me just write the F word on the wall. Sure no one's done that before"
Kevin: *heavy breathing*
rt having a mental breakdown upon the realisation that yu gi oh isn't popular any more was hilarious
Saw this right when that part played lmao
Now that Master Duel is out, it's getting a bit more popular again. At least returning players are having fun with it
Timestamp?
@@First-to-last 6 months late but he starts talking about Yu-Gi-Oh around 18:06
@@animaginarycolor thanks
Viewers: slap Dan’s inconsistent power wash hose movements “This baby can fit so much *unsatisfaction* in it”
😔
I'm only 18 and RT managed to make me feel old when speaking of the shows he was watching as a kid
16 and same
Oh my god same
You think that's bad? He spoiled the bible, Jesus dies at the end apparently
Fuckin' psychic damage.
When RT said "Frosty" I was convinced he was asking for Frosties, what Canucks call Ice Pops. I was incredibly confused when chat began talking about Alcohol
American here, my first thought was the ice cream drink they serve at Wendy's. Which I guess is closer, maybe.
Did I really just sit here for 20 minutes, listening to father-son roleplay
Yes
Yes We all did?
It was a very informative experience for me as the daughter of lesbian mothers lmao
Very therapeutic after losing my dad lol
When that's the closest thing to a father you can have
0:54 This is why RT doesn't have kids, RT would accidentally kill all of them with a power washer
yes accidentally. but before that they all got life insurance.
No, one of them would be on purpose, the rest would be accidents
He has no kids because he killed em with the washer
holy shit I wasn't expecting him to really go full dad with all the old show references.
I feel old as fuck because I watched all those.
This stream was amazing, we just roleplayed RT being an abusive dad addicted to power washing
Who needs to Powerwash IRL when you can do it within a videogame as chat screams at you to wash it correctly
My man is making a comeback to the rise of someguywithoutamustache
Are u gud?
StickMaster500 has been located
@@ICTON123 All available units converge on location
Dad no you've had 10 cold frosties you're tearing apart the family with your drinking addiction! Also say hi to the ice cream van driver for us at 7pm.
By the end of the stream, he’s probably had at least 50. He asked for one about every 5 minutes. And he never got us McDonald’s
Pizza Hut isn’t good enough, we were demanding McDonald’s for a long time in chat
@@NorthSmile8089 Oh I remember that, fun stream it was, gotta spend quality time with dad more often.
where i am, frosties are a cerial and that makes it so much better
Now I want someone to actually count it all lol
Dan: *Talking about how terrifying kid's cartoon shows characters would be to encounter at night*
Me; *Having flashbacks to Mr Noseybonk* Not just at night, RT. Not just at night....
markilplier: long soothing bits of music and power washing
daniel: get me another cold frosty would ya
14:08 The real nursery rhyme is "I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney, with a baseball bat and a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur"
The version I learned was
I hate you you hate me lets all go kill Barney with a baseball bat and a a 4x4 no more purple dinosaur.
Slightly different but still
I learned "I hate you, You hate me, let's team up to kill Barney! With a fork and a knife and a gun to the head, sorry kids but Barney's dead!"
The one I learned was:
"I hate you, you hate me
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a shotgun, bang bang, Barney's on the floor
No more purple dinosaur"
I swear I saw this exact comment chain on a Reddit thread like a week ago.
@@RedLordOfAlagadda that's pretty epic
Daniel has finally confirmed himself as Irish dad
Broke: Irish Lads
Woke: Irish Dads
"This game as a plot?!?"
Wait till he get to the part with the cat inside an active volcano (and no, I’m not making that up)
I honestly find this more satisfying to watch than people playing the game "properly" and doing everything really slowly. RT is actually power washing stuff at a decent pace like I would if I were playing the game, it's refreshing to see.
Man, writing this comment made me thirsty, hey kiddo can you grab me a cold frosty?
Dad: “Bring me a cold frosty!”
Child: *summons Frosty the snowman*
I thought he meant Wendy’s frosty, like the milkshake-like thing.
@@poedameron8057 In the full stream he addresses that and apparently there are no Wendy's in Ireland. So if he ever visits the US his host has to get him a cold Frosty.
@@cowsharkdefin6376 I don't think Wendy's exists anywhere outside of North America. In most other countries it's just McDonalds and Burger King.
@@hedgehog3180 kfc?
Poe Dameron805 - I thought the same thing, right up until he started mentioning a stack of cans in the yard.
its cleanin' time, rumbly tumblies
Drinking game: take a sip of your Frosty every time RT says “Dad’s running a little dry”
So alcohol poisoning?
Did this with rum
Fuckin heal my brains hurtin
I love that so many kids came up with different mean songs about Barney, I love that it was apparently a universal thing.
when i was 8, my dad gave me a power washer to "try". 10 seconds later i blasted a patch of skin off of my foot. great times
I would like to believe this is the same audience that watched paint dry and the bath stream but unsatisfying powerwashing was too much for them in a game.
In the hebrew vertion of barney the dinosaur the song goes like this:
"Barney is from a dinosaur in our imagination, when he is big then he can touch us all"
Who approved this?!
What the heck???😳
Dan: arguing with chat about how classic shows and movies nobody watches anymore are still popular
Me: feeling progressively older as Dan names shows and movies I grew up watching
Dad you need to stop drinking the cold frosties, you’re always drunk and it’s making me want to move in with mom again.
You'd have to switch school and loose all your current friends. You wouldn't want that, right?
Now shut your trap and fetch your old man another cold frosty. All this role modeling is making my throat run a bit dry
@@cegie yes sir…
@@cegie th-th-this is why mom left......(sniff)
RT being genuinely upset about Yu-gi-oh was simultaneously hilarious and kinda sad
Wait until he finds out that VR yugioh actually exists
Hey RT, I doubt you'll read this but your streams have really helped me. My brother recently got arrested for possession of drugs and my family is going through a really hard time. Even through all that, your streams never fail to make me laugh. Thanks RT
I hope you are doing well.
Good luck dude, hope you're doing better now.
"The dinosaurs got exterminated by a meteor a millennia ago."
Me: Huh, I wonder who caused the meteor, Rt.
The stream was to satisfying for me, as I love people complaining about something not being satisfying.
I love when he torments chat. At this point their backseat driving has to be on purpose to trigger him.
Well that is unsatisfying
When Markiplier played it, he was guessing if that game has lore and dared matpat to make a video for it, and he did
17:15 this reminds me of the time my friend hurt her leg while we were skateboarding n couldn’t walk but instead of going straight to the hospital we stopped at dominos for some pizza lol
When he started listing off the shows, getting progressively older I realized that I, too, am old, because i've watched them all at one point in my childhood. I can still friggin' remember Hey Arnold, Doug and the Angry beavers.
I feel so old.
"Snobby power washer" is the joke I didn't know I needed but it's amazing
This is the 6th RUclipsr I've watched now playing this game....
RT proves he can make anything Chaos. Even power washing and I love it
He’s the definition of chaotic neutral and we love him for it
Read this as “Lets Powerwash Your Dad” & I almost burst out laughing in the middle of my lecture
edit: Okay now it’s literally titled that lmao
What was the title before?
@@blarg2429 Let's Powerwash with Your Dad
The part where he said that all the dinosaurs died just make me remember about the song we used to sing about barney choking on food and dying.
A lone streamer makes a dad role-play all by himself
0:54 This raises the question if a person could kill another person with a power washer. If so, we might have a new weapon for warfare
Pretty sure it is
It *is* called a POWER washer after all
You’d probably have to put skin ON the nozzle to get through the skin, and even then you’d have to do it towards vital organs to kill someone
They already use power washers as anti protest measures in the US actually, it's given people head trauma. You get bruised to shit
Two words: riot hoses
my brother actually worked for a company that cleaned machines used for open-pit mining. the washers they used were so powerful that someone on his crew nearly got decapitated from one of them-so it’s safe to say that they do exist 😳
7:33 "Aren't you supposed to start from the top in real life?"
This line is funnier in retrospect after the IRL powerwash stream
Talk about children's media that can easily become creepy: Thomas the Tank Engine
I'll one-up you there: JayJay the Jet Plane.
Cocomelon is creepy without trying. Those soulless eyes...
barney is a mass hallucination from our childhoods
I hope you are doing all right now.
I litterally thought about how cool it would be to have a VR YuGiOh game yesterday and now you talk about it as well ? wtf dan
basically just vr uno
*cough* there is yu-gi-oh VR *cough*
(Check our youtuber - Sumatto)
14:25 I'm gonna be honest... our school had a pretty similar version. I don't remember the whole thing, but it started with the first few alphabet letters. Then something about a mob and several methods of killing Barney, all of which cause excruciating pain. Why did I like that?
1:20 I'm not going to lie, I sincerely thought he was going to say "Von Karma, No!"
"Why watch your actual dad power wash when you can watch me!"
*I would rather watch RTGame delivering milk*
But what if he.....
engineer gaming
kinky
Drift Daddy needs to powerwash to impress his Drift Daughter and Son
Never utter the words "Drift Daddy" to me ever again
Dan, I would like you to know that at my school, the rude Barney song was:
“I hate you, you hate me-
Let’s go out and kill Barney!
With a big shotgun, and a two-by-four-
No more purple dinosaur!”
When he started talking about the cartoons I was so happy. Loved that Dan has such good taste
Ah yes, I remember being threatened by the Twitch stream title.
Me after watching mark play all of this:
Ah what the hell lets watch this game again
"Your entertainment is to watch me work and bring me stuff" RT knows how to dad alright
This felt like watching Dan lose his mind for 20 mins, talking to his imaginary child as its father
old man suffers from midlife crisis as he realizes all his childhood cartoons are all not popular anymore
*Time to get our Irish Dad a cold frostie from someone's else fridge*
The stream VOD is actually really relaxing to listen to. I use it to fall asleep haha
You just get woken up at 3 am to RT screaming “GET YOUR OLD MAN A COLD FROSTY, WILL YA”
Still such a feral and iconic energy, love it
What with all the Planet Coaster streams he's done, it doesn't surprise me that RT doesn't know what a shock absorber is
A what?
@@dankcatsmemes9219 I'm not totally sure what it is myself. I think I'll ask the cashier while I'm getting dad another cold frosty
Dan really played this in the most goddamn unsatisfying way I've ever seen
18:37 if anyone disgraces these shows I will fight them for the honor of my childhood
There is a Yu-Gi-Oh VR game, it's just not licensed by Konami.
Would be awesome to seen RT play it either way.
RT plays yugioh VR
*** 1 week later ***
Massive influx of yu-gi-oh players.
@@samtheknight Not the modern set-up.
I would too, if it's the version I'm thinking of. Though he'd have to have others he can play it with. Just imagine the chaos if he managed to get all the Irish Lads to join a video on Yugioh VR of all things, or Spiff and Kiwo.
@@kitsu1379 *Ladies and Gentlemen, pour yourself a cup of tea. Here is a simple way to absolutely break yu-gi-oh, with a simple card known as 'Mystic Mine'."
@@magi9194 Yea, if you're lucky enough to get it in your hand early enough. Also with how the current meta focuses more on basically cycling through cards in the extra deck, it isn't too hard to counter, especially because the person using it places themselves at the disadvantage of having to keep fewer cards in play then their opponent if they don't want the card to back fire, which limits the moves they themselves can make if their deck isn't built a certain way to mesh with Mystic Mine. Not all decks can use it. If you run a deck that works with swarming, you can't run the card yourself or if you're against a deck that focuses on just getting out an untouchable rather then filling the field with fodder, then Mystic Mine isn't going to help you and could even be a potential dead draw. That's the downside of a situational spell like that, it's useful when you're against the right deck and running the right deck, but otherwise it's as much a hazard to you as it is to your opponent.
Having said that, I don't play competitively or follow meta much anymore so maybe I'm wrong, maybe it is the game breaker you claim but if it was, it'd be banned in an instant. The fact that it isn't shows that it's not as OP as you make it sound. Or Konami is showing favouritism in the banlist again, which wouldn't surprise me, half the cards they've banned make no sense in their banning to me because they have a mechanic that can be cheesed in only the most specific circumstances and yet it's them that gets banned not the card that makes that cheesing possible.
when we say we'd watch anything, we mean it
You watch Markiplier for satisfying relaxation
You watch RT for chaos and a very *ahem* "unique" perspective on parenting
Mark and Matpat : *slow, calculated, methodical movements that truly shows the elegance and beauty of powerwashing*
Kevin and RT : *Speedrun music intensifies*
10:14 from this clip I'm gonna assume 'frosty' is slang for alcohol, but ngl I thought he was talking about a chocolate frosty from fucking wendy's this whole time
I read it as "let's powerwash your dad" and now I'm disappointed
it is in fact 'let's powerwash your dad'
I watched the stream archive a few days ago and this stream was very nice and relaxing as a background! Luvya dad
Edit: i was not able to leave it with typos💀
“It looks like an exhibit in a zoo”
Don’t punch down, Dan, not everyone has the time to build Noah’s Ark in a zoo
3:58 hey that's me! I made the highlights!
(I can neither confirm nor deny my brother's connections with the Dublin police department in regards to RT's crime spree)
I’m gonna be honest, it took every ounce of willpower I had in my body to not say “I’m sorry daddy”
the version of the barny song i know was "i hate you, you hate me, lets all go and kill barny, with a slap bang wallop and the snapping of a neck is he dead we better check"
Ours was "I hate you, you hate me, let's go and kill Barney with a baseball bat and 4x4, no more purple dinosaur
@@idontneedaname318 yeah that was a good one as well
6:38
"The birds are dead too"
*bird chirps in the background*
"The birds are also dead."
You could probably fuel the power washer with how much I laugh-cried at this
That "letter to the teacher" bit is so real we had a mom write to our daycare because the kids were playing mafia and she didn't like that the losers "died". It about caused a riot when we banned the game and then we had emails like "MYYY CHILD WAS BORED *ALL DAY* BECAUSE YOU *FUCKING BASTARDS* DIDN'T LET HIM PLAY HIS FAVORITE GAME" you can't fuckin win against parents
Finally someone who can play this game in a more unsatisfying way than Kevin
That's the same person.
This has got to be the funniest video on power wash simulator i have ever seen, loving the ‘dad’ commentary. Whilst you’re reading this, get us an ol’ frosty would ya, running a bit dry here.
2:18 Kevin : **nervous sweating**
This is another rhyme: "I love you, you love me, holy shit I have to pee, oh my God I'm falling on the floor, alcoholic dinosaur"
No dad, I can’t help you, I’m to busy gaming
"The important thing is not if you're having fun. It's that dad's having fun."
Just the way you said that, is great
As soon as Dan started talking about old shows i started to feel a bunch of nostalgia, and i also remembered how terrifying some of those shows were.