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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2016
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  • @gracefrederick6633
    @gracefrederick6633 7 лет назад +3231

    Omg, i want that on a shirt. "My ability to give a fuck has been medicinally suppressed." rotfl

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 7 лет назад +538

    "My ability to give a fuck has been medicinally suppressed."
    ~Markiplier, 2016

    • @Mareepu
      @Mareepu 7 лет назад

      Amond Hawes-Khalifa My meds in a nutshell.

    • @hannahschnau1511
      @hannahschnau1511 7 лет назад +1

      Amond Hawes-Khalifa when I read this he just said it lol

    • @nyakorii
      @nyakorii 7 лет назад +3

      Hannahiplier septiceye
      same XD

    • @SarahView
      @SarahView 7 лет назад +2

      I still want that on a t-shirt

  • @rweezy3604
    @rweezy3604 4 года назад +1986

    Sickiplier: *exists*
    Batman’s voice: “Allow me to introduce myself.”

    • @joseph-_-2276
      @joseph-_-2276 3 года назад +5

      lmao

    • @CustomJack
      @CustomJack 2 года назад +4

      Too me it reminded me of John Wick.

    • @lonewolf2150
      @lonewolf2150 2 года назад +1

      @@joseph-_-2276 more like filthy frank

    • @ROTRUY
      @ROTRUY 2 года назад

      What? He sounds like fucking sykunno like this. (In the beginning of the video at least, at the end not really)

  • @manavudgirkar3345
    @manavudgirkar3345 3 года назад +1229

    The person who came up with the word cringe helped so many people understand their emotions better

    • @donovandelozier7156
      @donovandelozier7156 3 года назад +49

      @@Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon second hand embarrassment

    • @RichterTheRat
      @RichterTheRat 3 года назад +39

      They also made a toxic subculture that harass people.

    • @thatweirdguy8810
      @thatweirdguy8810 3 года назад +3

      @@Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon Emberassment is too kind of a word.

    • @Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon
      @Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon 3 года назад +10

      @@thatweirdguy8810 And “cringe” is over-used to the point where it means nothing.

    • @walutato3608
      @walutato3608 3 года назад +2

      this comment make me cringe

  • @melezes9012
    @melezes9012 4 года назад +2926

    Did anyone die laughing when he said that "my ability to give a f*** has been medicinally suppressed"

  • @gusrocks460yeet8
    @gusrocks460yeet8 7 лет назад +5840

    It's markiplier but I hear batman

    • @brigham9812
      @brigham9812 7 лет назад +73

      Patrick Star I see we are in a bit of a dilemma here Patrick

    • @patrickstar627
      @patrickstar627 7 лет назад +82

      Oh boy.

    • @TheScottishFox258
      @TheScottishFox258 7 лет назад +29

      That's a lot of Patrick Stars.

    • @mh65565
      @mh65565 7 лет назад +22

      Patrick Star I never knew Patrick Star watches markiplier

    • @shiningmissingno.8788
      @shiningmissingno.8788 7 лет назад +25

      Patrick Star it's mark but I hear filthy frank :(

  • @helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360
    @helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360 4 года назад +581

    Mark: Swigs a bottle of cough syrup
    *two minutes later*
    Mark: Dancing like he's at a club

    • @ryleemacdonald863
      @ryleemacdonald863 3 года назад +19

      i'm sure he got drunk from the cold medicine

    • @fribigy47
      @fribigy47 2 года назад +4

      @@ryleemacdonald863 yes

    • @Axel_homie
      @Axel_homie Год назад +2

      @@ryleemacdonald863 probably lmao

  • @kileywill4726
    @kileywill4726 4 года назад +592

    Alternate Title: Batman Gets High and Reacts to Cringe

    • @eyedontevenknow6000
      @eyedontevenknow6000 3 года назад +5

      Is ur account picture one of the flowers form the mystery machine from Scooby-Doo

    • @rajansekhar3750
      @rajansekhar3750 3 года назад +11

      @@eyedontevenknow6000 very astute observation

    • @iamliterallyme
      @iamliterallyme 3 года назад +7

      I don't do drugs

  • @CharaDreemurr15243
    @CharaDreemurr15243 6 лет назад +2105

    I was just waiting for him to say "I'm Batman" the whole time in this video.

  • @LasagnaTheArtist
    @LasagnaTheArtist 5 лет назад +728

    Other RUclipsrs: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm super sick as you all probably figured out from the beginning"
    Me: *Can't tell the difference*
    Mark: *Begins talking*
    Me: Oh lordy hun

    • @iib.mp3
      @iib.mp3 4 года назад +23

      Lasagna
      Me: Jesus I didn’t know you’re a single mom named Stacy and you’ve been smoking for 10 years holy fUCK

    • @salediting2147
      @salediting2147 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

  • @cronian2372
    @cronian2372 4 года назад +411

    imagine being one of these kids who laughed at their teacher during this and they come to watch markiplier and hes callin them out

    • @ryleemacdonald863
      @ryleemacdonald863 3 года назад +8

      damn son

    • @wunderfizz3673
      @wunderfizz3673 3 года назад +29

      Honestly the teacher must've felt really awkward having to sing for a ton of ungrateful teens

    • @coastalbeaches7181
      @coastalbeaches7181 3 года назад +2

      @@wunderfizz3673 bruh she was the one posting it on social media. Also you didn't have her so please be quiet before you label people as "ungrateful teens"

    • @gthareaperyt60
      @gthareaperyt60 2 года назад +9

      @@coastalbeaches7181 screw off

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 2 года назад +28

      @@coastalbeaches7181 They could have shown more enthusiasm other than 🙄😒.
      I’m fucking 15 and I know damn well I would have applauded her.

  • @b4nd1t61
    @b4nd1t61 3 года назад +68

    The teachers first day video has been deleted. F for our fallen gamer.

  • @SolomonKeenan
    @SolomonKeenan 5 лет назад +1877

    I love how sarcastic Markiplier is when hes sick.

  • @Nightpacer
    @Nightpacer 7 лет назад +610

    6:38
    Dude I'm a straight male and even I have to admit Mark's sick laugh is kinda cute
    Fangirls where ya at

    • @dabusselfie4488
      @dabusselfie4488 7 лет назад +16

      Nightpacer1 did you just asume your gender...
      "Triggerd"

    • @starchild2248
      @starchild2248 7 лет назад +5

      Nightpacer1 I think he looks adorable!

    • @takemonts7571
      @takemonts7571 7 лет назад +4

      we are right here

    • @emmag5626
      @emmag5626 7 лет назад +2

      Um yeah!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @leoblue1367
      @leoblue1367 7 лет назад +1

      yeeet

  • @natemillertime26
    @natemillertime26 3 года назад +47

    5:18 This was the exact moment when Mark came up with the Idea for Unus Annus.

  • @BeanCocoa101
    @BeanCocoa101 2 года назад +41

    I love that when Mark is out of his mind on cold medicine he starts doing math in his sick/Batman voice 😂

  • @JessieNebulous
    @JessieNebulous 7 лет назад +852

    Oh, my. I just realized that there is more cringe in the comment section than in the video, and that's unfortunate. But, seriously guys, Mark is a full grown man, damn near 30 years old, and he just has a COLD, not pneumonia. You don't need to tell him how to take care of himself; he's perfectly capable of doing it on his own. He's had, what, 2 or 3 emergency surgeries? That means he's capable of recognizing "regular sick" and "serious sick" and reacting appropriately in a timely manner. He doesn't need you to baby him, and you don't need to worry yourselves over nothing, especially when you could just be enjoying Mildly Stoned on Cold Medicine Markiplier.

    • @powertheimmortal
      @powertheimmortal 7 лет назад +27

      we can still say get better though. and for anyone any cold is hard to get through.

    • @JessieNebulous
      @JessieNebulous 7 лет назад +14

      Power The Immortal or Isaac Of course you can, I said it myself earlier. I'm talking about the people who are literally telling him "you're sick, don't do this, go back to bed," and insisting he's in danger of overdosing on cough syrup.

    • @JessieNebulous
      @JessieNebulous 7 лет назад +11

      Power The Immortal or Isaac And just a few minutes after I made this comment he posted the newest video, and 10 seconds into it, he starts talking about the people who have been babying him. That's incredibly funny to me.

    • @shinmori7234
      @shinmori7234 7 лет назад +3

      I wish I could like this comment, because you're totally right!

    • @JessieNebulous
      @JessieNebulous 7 лет назад +4

      ***** Oh, wow. . . the irony. . . I can't even. . .
      XD
      XD
      XD

  • @icedovermoon
    @icedovermoon 6 лет назад +1357

    Full on batman voice

  • @AlexF420
    @AlexF420 3 года назад +59

    Imagine someone watching markiplier for the first time and thinking hes always like that

  • @kobekoala1626
    @kobekoala1626 4 года назад +653

    Back then:
    Markiplier: I'm sick
    Everybody: shame
    Now:
    Markiplier: I'm sick
    Everybody: RIP

  • @TCMusic-iv4nd
    @TCMusic-iv4nd 5 лет назад +2314

    You know what: that teacher deserves an applause. It's not easy trying to get kids enthusiastic about learning, and she's trying her darnest. It takes great courage to do something like that.

    • @silverraptor9758
      @silverraptor9758 5 лет назад +81

      they actually took it down :(

    • @thewindchicken3914
      @thewindchicken3914 5 лет назад +114

      But it also takes brain cells to find another way to approach kids and to make teaching fun.

    • @uvb769
      @uvb769 5 лет назад +11

      Kinda true

    • @MokohiChan
      @MokohiChan 5 лет назад +133

      As a teacher, unfortunately, it can be very hard to tell what will and will not click with your students. Sometimes you get a very outgoing class, sometimes you get a class that is more introverted and disconnected. You really have to be able to read the atmosphere and it isn't easy.

    • @imperialchalice
      @imperialchalice 5 лет назад +22

      I thought it was kind of cute

  • @CrOzMyHeArT
    @CrOzMyHeArT 6 лет назад +730

    My ability to give a fuck has been medicinally suppressed.
    The levels that I relate to this are fucking sad in nature.

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 6 лет назад +1

      If you relate to this, then yeah, it is sad.

    • @daintydiplomat
      @daintydiplomat 6 лет назад +2

      Raven Nevermore I was thinking the same thing haha

    • @Lol-ty2ei
      @Lol-ty2ei 6 лет назад +3

      That needs to be on a shirt

    • @catbug7244
      @catbug7244 6 лет назад

      Raven Nevermore yep this described high ad fuck

    • @aliyarubinstein6587
      @aliyarubinstein6587 6 лет назад

      Raven Nevermore XD so true

  • @sarahs.8747
    @sarahs.8747 4 года назад +95

    What do you MEAN?! That teachers a genius! Just imagine..
    Her: Okay kids get your homework out
    Kids: haha nah
    Her: do I need to sing the homework work work song?
    Kids: *silently crying in math*

  • @steveykilla
    @steveykilla 3 года назад +14

    ngl he LEGIT sounds like Batman when he started yelling and it was funny

  • @chihirosenpai5240
    @chihirosenpai5240 7 лет назад +1649

    Why he talks like batman and laugh like the Joker 😂😅

    • @ibrahimwalid416
      @ibrahimwalid416 7 лет назад +5

      Chihiro Senpai Lol😂😂😂

    • @atheris1641
      @atheris1641 6 лет назад +1

      Haah yes

    • @ashleystaley5110
      @ashleystaley5110 6 лет назад +1

      Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    • @jazzytigress9304
      @jazzytigress9304 6 лет назад

      Chihiro Senpai why didn’t I think of that?

    • @rpgplay2138
      @rpgplay2138 6 лет назад

      he needed to chant till out of breath letter eeee to clear v cords

  • @cashhunt69
    @cashhunt69 7 лет назад +972

    ""My ability to give a fuck has been medicinally suppressed'' ~Markiplier~ 2016

  • @Kavvie_
    @Kavvie_ 3 года назад +29

    just hearing his voice in this video makes my chest hurt soo badly

  • @vsptylore3639
    @vsptylore3639 10 месяцев назад +6

    I always forget how hilariously aggressive Nyquil Mark is

  • @murd3rg4l96
    @murd3rg4l96 7 лет назад +506

    Mark: "My damn gerbil, keeps falling.. Fuck you gerbil I'm gonna eat you, my gerbils name is Larry.. Don't bother him he's not part of this video, he doesn't wanna be part of anything.. So don't bother him.."
    Me: "Wait.. Don't you want a pet named Steve!? IT COULD HAVE BEEN A PET NAMED STEVE WHY MURK WHYYY!?"

  • @Katie-vg3jn
    @Katie-vg3jn 5 лет назад +1776

    He mathematically proved that on a scale of hot, he's a 9.9/10

  • @someoneyouknowormaynot2733
    @someoneyouknowormaynot2733 4 года назад +15

    That teacher's child is going to have the best mom ever.

  • @alexede1423
    @alexede1423 3 года назад +6

    Used to work at Wal-Mart. That's an actual thing that happens, and there's even a mandatory video and song we have to learn during training for when we have our meetings

  • @LittleRosieThorn
    @LittleRosieThorn 7 лет назад +563

    Math with Markiplier should be a thing.

    • @laekun
      @laekun 7 лет назад +4

      u the female version
      of jacksepticeye

    • @axe.l.turner3708
      @axe.l.turner3708 7 лет назад +4

      That I would watch, yet I hate math.

    • @wren6276
      @wren6276 7 лет назад +2

      I would totally watch that, it'd better than my math teacher rambling on during lectures

    • @LittleRosieThorn
      @LittleRosieThorn 7 лет назад +1

      max is mlg Oops, let me go fix that. xD

    • @joeytarnowski6018
      @joeytarnowski6018 7 лет назад +8

      Mathiplier needs to be a thing

  • @_-marksepticeye-_112
    @_-marksepticeye-_112 7 лет назад +3344

    Damn Mark, even your sick voice is nice af

  • @nach0699
    @nach0699 3 года назад +9

    That teacher has more balls than I, and not to brag, but I have quite the amount of balls. about 2.

  • @smamyboy4224
    @smamyboy4224 4 года назад +28

    * I am deleting this video in 24 hours*
    Batman: good God don't

  • @dorgi548
    @dorgi548 6 лет назад +827

    He’s really dedicated if he makes videos while he’s sick

    • @IgnitedTNTGamer
      @IgnitedTNTGamer 5 лет назад +6

      Daily Bugle Damn right

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 2 года назад +3

      mans got stuck in hospital for like a week around 2015 and apologised profusely for not uploading despite being bedridden due to surgery. before that i dont think he went a single day without posting a video. dude's got determination.
      (of course these days he's way more lax with his schedule but that's cool too, taking it easy and pacing yourself is Elite)

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +292

    *deep breaths*
    “mOsT oF tHe tI-“
    *violent hacking fit*

    • @amaya7988
      @amaya7988 4 года назад +4

      I lost it there XD

  • @stitchedtwinkleteddy
    @stitchedtwinkleteddy Год назад +3

    I love how Mark never makes fun of people who are considered cringe because of how they dress or act of something

  • @jasonbarrette4980
    @jasonbarrette4980 2 года назад +5

    "Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and I am sick..."
    **Frantically checks the release date of the video**

  • @heavensdoorofficial4977
    @heavensdoorofficial4977 4 года назад +1004

    How are the kids in that ladies class so silent?! My crack head class would be wheezing in seconds

  • @dumpstershark6242
    @dumpstershark6242 5 лет назад +2167

    Sick mark=Batman

  • @tariqwallace9348
    @tariqwallace9348 4 года назад +7

    Mark: sicc boi
    Also Mark: *chugs medicine*

  • @indirectobject7487
    @indirectobject7487 4 года назад +7

    Mark felt very offended when that priest called a short man a child. Marks face made my baby sister laugh. It was hilarious

  • @joandarling3540
    @joandarling3540 7 лет назад +1420

    why does Mark turn into batman when he's unwell? XD

    • @girlovecupcake
      @girlovecupcake 7 лет назад +24

      EXACTLY. He is.. The Batiplier.

    • @MarshMessUps
      @MarshMessUps 7 лет назад +6

      That's who he sounds like!!! I was trying to figure it out throughout the entire video XDXD

    • @bkk4629
      @bkk4629 7 лет назад +2

      Really man?

    • @LCOfficerUNIT097
      @LCOfficerUNIT097 7 лет назад

      im sending EMS

    • @jeffreysanchez1624
      @jeffreysanchez1624 7 лет назад

      Not batman, but bubbles from trailer park boys.

  • @hottopic8374
    @hottopic8374 4 года назад +1159

    Mark: "I wanna hug her!!"
    My heart: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
    TOO SWEET!"

    • @sychokid6968
      @sychokid6968 4 года назад +21

      this reminds me of the guy yelling the AA and AAA batteries meme: "ahhhh" "aHHHhhhh" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @the_last_comment
      @the_last_comment 3 года назад +4

      Sup Virgil

    • @anotherenclosedlivingbeing1989
      @anotherenclosedlivingbeing1989 2 года назад +1

      @@sychokid6968 One of the best videos i’ve ever seen xD

  • @mynamekaiak475
    @mynamekaiak475 3 года назад +16

    He sounds like a 13 year old boy going through puberty 😂😂😂

  • @allison7899
    @allison7899 4 года назад +9

    Omg I swear his voice is so soothing.
    I could go to sleep listening.
    (even when sick 😉)

  • @asmalior
    @asmalior 7 лет назад +418

    he is the night he is justice he is... Markiplier

    • @mirandah.7558
      @mirandah.7558 7 лет назад +12

      Da na na NA na NA NA NA MARKIPLUR!!

    • @Kaboom15c
      @Kaboom15c 7 лет назад +12

      Darkiplier*!

    • @mumbo_fuze2484
      @mumbo_fuze2484 7 лет назад +1

      The Mark Of Awsome Im vengence Im the night IM BATPLIER

    • @Brick_Mark
      @Brick_Mark 3 года назад +1

      I am vengeance i am the night
      I AM MARKIPLIER!!!

  • @kdog763
    @kdog763 7 лет назад +303

    He sounds like an old pirate that's about tell a story about how he battled the kraken

  • @RoryVanBeek
    @RoryVanBeek 4 года назад +5

    "I think this one has alcohol in it."
    SOUNDS THE ALARMS. MARK WILL DIE IF HE CONSUMES ALCOHOL"

  • @reflectedpower609
    @reflectedpower609 3 года назад +3

    The moment my boss forces me to sing along to some patronizing song is the moment I run.

  • @beansprout7925
    @beansprout7925 6 лет назад +583

    I'm pretty sure that whole time Mark was just drunk on cold medicine

    • @quadkopter
      @quadkopter 6 лет назад +7

      khloe grasmick Lol if he was drunk he'd be dead 😂

    • @cloudy_cat464
      @cloudy_cat464 6 лет назад +2

      Dats called drugging

    • @cloudy_cat464
      @cloudy_cat464 6 лет назад +2

      And he would be ded

    • @sarahgrossi8882
      @sarahgrossi8882 6 лет назад +8

      khloe grasmick no he was high on cold medicine

    • @darkfox2162
      @darkfox2162 6 лет назад +4

      New drunk minecraft?

  • @valsgardegaming68
    @valsgardegaming68 7 лет назад +396

    Quote of the year "My ability to give a fuck has been medicinally suppressed."

    • @SarahView
      @SarahView 7 лет назад +20

      I want a shirt that says this

    • @kymmmmie
      @kymmmmie 7 лет назад +1

      I KNOW

    • @charadreemurr3341
      @charadreemurr3341 7 лет назад

      VALSGARDE gaming I am the hundred like idk why I'm saying this *shrug*

    • @kymmmmie
      @kymmmmie 7 лет назад

      it needs to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @saddvamp22
      @saddvamp22 7 лет назад

      VALSGARDE gaming love that lol

  • @waluigi7931
    @waluigi7931 3 года назад +1

    I don’t know who to feel worse for, the teacher who is embarrassed publicly on the Internet or the students who had to suffer through this cringe

  • @aliqureshi6534
    @aliqureshi6534 3 года назад +5

    8:57. MARK , WILL YOU BE MY MATH TEACHER!!!

  • @shadowdragon0429
    @shadowdragon0429 7 лет назад +99

    8:21 sounds a little like Darkiplier when he's sick 😂😂😂

    • @anightoutonthetown7070
      @anightoutonthetown7070 6 лет назад

      Shadow Dragon04 I guess I noticed that too.. How Would Dark Beh Sick..

  • @Axolotl3112
    @Axolotl3112 7 лет назад +230

    "Start singing anytime kids"*Chugs cough medicine*

  • @devotedmaggot6511
    @devotedmaggot6511 4 года назад +12

    When I'm sick I sound like marge from the Simpsons

  • @hayashi9884
    @hayashi9884 4 года назад +9

    The teacher didn’t know when to stop. That’s horrifying.

  • @grim9885
    @grim9885 7 лет назад +186

    4:08 Mark just chugs medicine like it's vodka jeez, this is Mark drinking...

    • @urmomngl
      @urmomngl 6 лет назад +16

      But, Mark WILL die if he has any type of alcoholic beverage. :(

    • @grim9885
      @grim9885 6 лет назад +5

      Eva Zamora-Martinez yes, I know

  • @staceysellers5239
    @staceysellers5239 7 лет назад +3453

    You kind of sound like Batman when you're sick.... XD

    • @beanie7872
      @beanie7872 7 лет назад +15

      stacey sellers he does...Batman

    • @vanitasf7041
      @vanitasf7041 7 лет назад +28

      he can be the next batman lol

    • @snakke-312
      @snakke-312 7 лет назад +6

      yep

    • @issacrose6634
      @issacrose6634 7 лет назад +6

      yeah he doesn't like Batman Batman Markiplier yes yes yes my dreams have come true

    • @psychogirl4950
      @psychogirl4950 7 лет назад +7

      Wait mark is now the next Batman.....Illuminati Comfermed !!!

  • @jackverhulst8577
    @jackverhulst8577 9 месяцев назад

    Using that first teacher's ice breaker in a public speaking class on the first day would make any presentation much easier.

  • @Leloup6760
    @Leloup6760 3 года назад

    Mark, thank you for making these videos while you’re sick. This is actually one of the most funny videos I’ve seen from you (randomly) in a while. I think the “Get over it” videos were funny too, but for entirely different reasons.

  • @eleanorcates2110
    @eleanorcates2110 7 лет назад +344

    The guy who started the song we are Walmart looked liked Ned Flanders from The Simpsons

    • @rudolfreindeer7729
      @rudolfreindeer7729 7 лет назад +3

      omg I was thinking the same! I'm not alone! 😂

    • @simplyvibinn5417
      @simplyvibinn5417 7 лет назад +3

      Flander!

    • @Sam-il5ui
      @Sam-il5ui 7 лет назад +2

      YES THANK YOU that was killing me
      i was like who am i thinking of

    • @abel9741
      @abel9741 7 лет назад +10

      who put you on the planet omg I know that episode I'm not the only one :)

    • @user-gd9jz3it9o
      @user-gd9jz3it9o 7 лет назад +5

      6

  • @SweetSinsGaming5013
    @SweetSinsGaming5013 7 лет назад +376

    Mark just turned in to batman lol

  • @theotheperson
    @theotheperson Год назад +1

    "Most of the time!?" *coughs and dies*

  • @IvanTheBikerFromSpace
    @IvanTheBikerFromSpace 2 года назад +2

    Man... I just love chaotic Markiplier

  • @rvdrgn-_-2163
    @rvdrgn-_-2163 5 лет назад +548

    "I can't hear anything, god dammit, where's my gerbil?"

    • @xperiment1047
      @xperiment1047 4 года назад +4

      I have no idea but I read this at the beginning and I laughed.!!!!

    • @maddielangley1124
      @maddielangley1124 4 года назад +3

      I read this as he said it lmao

  • @camzorz3381
    @camzorz3381 5 лет назад +689

    honestly i want mark as my math teacher he actually made me interested in conversions 💀💀

    • @theantichrist6303
      @theantichrist6303 4 года назад +10

      I don't think Mark knows math, I still love him though.

    • @legenddoesroblox7494
      @legenddoesroblox7494 4 года назад +5

      Terrorizing Toast, your comment deserves more likes, though I'll prob change the "doesn't know math" to "fucking stupid" cuz he is, but in a cool/badass way

    • @MrRaven420
      @MrRaven420 4 года назад +10

      @@theantichrist6303 he's actually said he's pretty good at math tho in an unnus annus video

    • @Void_Sevrin
      @Void_Sevrin 4 года назад +5

      Honey Darling My year 12 Math teacher liked to go off topic and rant about random things that involve math and science. Bring in real studies to even football in conversations. It was great when you didn’t want to do math. But he would go off ranting for the entire lesson. Almost every lesson. For the entire year.

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 4 года назад +1

      I rather choose Mark being a Astronomy Prof. but as a Math Teacher, why not?

  • @jetfox8631
    @jetfox8631 3 года назад +1

    6:00 Gotta give the man props for memorizing Aragorn’s entire speech at the Black Gate.
    Bravo.

  • @DeathStrike-wj9mr
    @DeathStrike-wj9mr 3 года назад +4

    Mark at 00:38 is probably the most badass he's ever been in years

  • @carolconnolly9146
    @carolconnolly9146 7 лет назад +473

    Sick mark + Batman = MARKMAN

    • @deer1833
      @deer1833 7 лет назад +10

      Yamashai Hd batiplier

    • @guest6885
      @guest6885 6 лет назад

      Batmark

    • @parasyythe
      @parasyythe 6 лет назад +3

      Anxiety DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT

    • @mentoes5901
      @mentoes5901 6 лет назад +11

      Yamashai Hd i thought of Barkman...??

    • @aspranto3844
      @aspranto3844 6 лет назад +4

      martman.. bro

  • @finleysimmons9430
    @finleysimmons9430 7 лет назад +68

    for the 'ooh wah ah ah ah' video at 6:31, i couldn't tell whether Mark was trying not to laugh, cringe or cry.

  • @eliasharris9349
    @eliasharris9349 4 года назад +3

    Me before watching this video: Oh, it's not that bad. We can make it!
    Me after watching this video: Well, I think I just died for the tenth time.

  • @Dinofromspace
    @Dinofromspace 3 года назад +4

    10:25 listen to that beautiful voice crack!!!

  • @JoeyParagon
    @JoeyParagon 7 лет назад +879

    Somehow sick Mark is like, ten times funnier than regular Mark.

    • @MrDabien
      @MrDabien 7 лет назад +23

      cos he's high on cold meds

    • @normasmith2484
      @normasmith2484 7 лет назад +20

      +MrDabien yeh. prob. but tbh Google Fued Mark is way better than both of them

    • @SnarkyToad
      @SnarkyToad 7 лет назад +12

      i love it. i'm sorry he's sick, but you're right, somehow different types of videos bring out different sides of him, even if it's just him being sick. poor dude. great video though.

    • @austindisimoni8601
      @austindisimoni8601 7 лет назад +14

      He seems like he's high off cold meds

    • @biometalHX
      @biometalHX 7 лет назад +4

      its proof that being high off your ass on cold meds makes you funnier =p

  • @rinntakami5908
    @rinntakami5908 6 лет назад +233

    "MOST OF THE TIME?!?!- *coughs regretting it*"

  • @wizzard5960
    @wizzard5960 3 года назад

    I love how when mark is sick he says exactly what comes to his mind

  • @kaceyjohnson4440
    @kaceyjohnson4440 2 года назад +1

    I genuinely love that Mark gave us a random math lesson halfway through this video.

  • @retropolis_fae
    @retropolis_fae 7 лет назад +282

    Markiplier's entire existence is a paradox. He's hot and cool and the same time.

    • @junehollybell5977
      @junehollybell5977 7 лет назад +5

      you mean smart, hot , cool ,stupid, and immature all at the same time xD

    • @pedrofredo
      @pedrofredo 7 лет назад +4

      June Hollybell sounds like the perfect guy to me 😍

    • @chloelovesseptiplier6382
      @chloelovesseptiplier6382 7 лет назад +12

      June Hollybell u forgot one he's sexy

    • @lpskatelyn4880
      @lpskatelyn4880 7 лет назад +2

      Chloe loves septiplier (Cricket Cricket Cricket) awkward......

    • @Ender41948
      @Ender41948 Год назад +2

      "He's cool, he's hot, like a Frozen Sun..."
      Anyone?

  • @KarlieJF
    @KarlieJF 7 лет назад +148

    Batmans got the sniffles

    • @savschannel6393
      @savschannel6393 7 лет назад +1

      This is my favorite comment

    • @peachimilk
      @peachimilk 7 лет назад +2

      Omg best comment 2k16

    • @dogshot193
      @dogshot193 7 лет назад +1

      dude that is want i thought as well

    • @AydenTheKilla
      @AydenTheKilla 7 лет назад

      i kept waiting for him to say "i am the night"....

  • @demonthegamer3624
    @demonthegamer3624 3 года назад +6

    You kinda sound like a scrub for hire's voice when he does the jotaro voice
    He also sounds like either snake or batman

  • @yeetastrawberry2986
    @yeetastrawberry2986 4 года назад +1

    Mark-*is drunk off cough syrup,and falls down drunkly*

  • @GooglyCactus
    @GooglyCactus 7 лет назад +102

    9:42 This has been math with Markplier.

    • @epherium8177
      @epherium8177 7 лет назад +6

      #Mathiplier

    • @SherynDe
      @SherynDe 7 лет назад +2

      +David Brown Yes this should be trendig

    • @ponyta509
      @ponyta509 7 лет назад +2

      First American history, now math. Why doesn't Mark just get a Ph. D?

    • @crispiecord
      @crispiecord 7 лет назад +3

      +ponyta509 Cause he isn't Brian.

    • @adlindorsal9877
      @adlindorsal9877 7 лет назад +2

      He should work for Khan Academy.

  • @antisocialhetaliannoodle1567
    @antisocialhetaliannoodle1567 7 лет назад +508

    Only Mark can prove that he is mathematically cooler than someone.

    • @wasteman6069
      @wasteman6069 7 лет назад

      PinkieLunaShyTwi 101 ew brony's still exist?

    • @Autumn-Muse
      @Autumn-Muse 7 лет назад +8

      And be a former engineering major that needs a calculator to divide by 1000.

    • @treasurehunter3744
      @treasurehunter3744 7 лет назад +2

      Eh, I got desensitized to the duration fandoms can exist thanks to communists. I mean, after dozens of communist countries have collapsed, you'd expect it to get less popular.

    • @poissonsumac7922
      @poissonsumac7922 7 лет назад

      Autumn Muse Ouuuuuch! You roasted him!

    • @RedshiftButterfly
      @RedshiftButterfly 7 лет назад

      +Autumn Muse I know you're joking around, but honestly, using calculators for simple mathematics is pretty common in the science/engineering community.

  • @meawtinthecat9794
    @meawtinthecat9794 2 года назад

    We need more of this

  • @Idi0t_sandwich
    @Idi0t_sandwich 2 года назад +1

    That is the most creative math teacher ever.

  • @starchild3238
    @starchild3238 5 лет назад +239

    He's Markman
    Markman: WHERE ARE THE DRUGS GOING?!

  • @genuis7646
    @genuis7646 4 года назад +479

    *Video*: oh wa ah ah ah
    Mark: *hysterical fit of laughter*

  • @iforgot8376
    @iforgot8376 3 года назад

    I love the enthusiasm of the guy in the first clip. He was really into it and I love it.

  • @oddgalbatron6688
    @oddgalbatron6688 2 года назад +1

    I genuinely enjoyed that Walmart one at the beginning 😂

  • @emeraldgaming1364
    @emeraldgaming1364 7 лет назад +482

    Mark: I wanna give her a big ol hug
    Me: mark that sounds so creepy when you say it in that voice

  • @gabrielecheverria3225
    @gabrielecheverria3225 6 лет назад +597

    Mark: cough into the microphone that's a great video put that on the internet.

  • @thatonekidnia717
    @thatonekidnia717 4 года назад +1

    I just want to give mark a give hug, for supporting the teacher

  • @leilai9356
    @leilai9356 4 года назад +2

    Seeing Mark being sick then: Aw poor Mark
    Seeing Mark sick now: Oh shit

  • @SS00UUPP
    @SS00UUPP 4 года назад +417

    Why does he sound like the “RedBull gives you wings” guy when he’s sick?

    • @jjspxd6866
      @jjspxd6866 4 года назад +2

      I'm sick why do i sound like donald duck

    • @khloehale8302
      @khloehale8302 4 года назад +2

      When I was sick I'm sounded like the grimreper

    • @sherinaramnarain9650
      @sherinaramnarain9650 4 года назад +3

      Or like a depressed batman

    • @antonzhukovfan
      @antonzhukovfan 3 года назад +1

      When I’m sick i sound like Mickey mouse

    • @kirabowes2948
      @kirabowes2948 3 года назад +2

      I sound like Marge Simpson

  • @maryparker2844
    @maryparker2844 6 лет назад +422

    Rewatching these when you're also sick is entertaining.

  • @wyattkingsbury1141
    @wyattkingsbury1141 Год назад

    What was so weird about this video is I had. strep throat when watching this video. Mark is a big part of my life and I'm glad

  • @leahsmith6573
    @leahsmith6573 3 года назад

    I almost quit during the singing math teacher one. I get second-hand embarrassment so easily. Props to her though for the creativity and for sticking through it.