Try Not To Laugh Challenge #7

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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  6 лет назад +46185

    THERE ARE NO GIVEAWAYS!! The "surprise" is a scam! Now then, thank you all so much for joining me on another Try Not To Laugh video!

    • @ranran1832
      @ranran1832 6 лет назад +673

      Markiplier WOW 6 SECONDS AGO

    • @wai.mai1
      @wai.mai1 6 лет назад +250

      Markiplier Hi Markimoo

    • @jupiterscalling
      @jupiterscalling 6 лет назад +160

      Markiplier I love your Videos so so much

    • @shadow_sinz9093
      @shadow_sinz9093 6 лет назад +114

      Markiplier I love you Mark

    • @thundy8210
      @thundy8210 6 лет назад +78

      Markiplier yuuuup

  • @vivithemage9772
    @vivithemage9772 4 года назад +12909

    "You slumber... Cucumber."
    That line right there almost broke me. It was very close.

    • @CheezyChase
      @CheezyChase 4 года назад +214

      It did get me, that was the one

    • @DontCallMeYourSlime
      @DontCallMeYourSlime 4 года назад +434

      You only got one penai!? *Let me see it*

    • @alexisgachas1235
      @alexisgachas1235 4 года назад +247

      ZeroRequiem
      See with your eyes. Not with your mouth

    • @sleepyrain2668
      @sleepyrain2668 4 года назад +37

      Do you know the name of the original vid?

    • @T1Cubing
      @T1Cubing 4 года назад +109

      Adrian F. Nergård its called Xavier Renegade Angel

  • @joltster109
    @joltster109 4 года назад +4521

    "Weiner takes all."
    "1, 2, 3!"
    Mark: *confused screaming*

  • @dyingstar24
    @dyingstar24 2 года назад +905

    marks reaction to that sole Xavier renegade angel clip actually is a perfect summary to the entire series

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze Год назад +32

      I was too confused to laugh. Like imagine marks reaction and that was my reaction but louder. It was almost like my brain gave up on me and was like nope, then it sat right by me and patted me on the back because it felt sorry for me..... I've seen some weird things. I grew up on some really weird anime. But this? This made me question..... life....

    • @dyingstar24
      @dyingstar24 Год назад +17

      @@shioriryukaze honestly that's one of the most tame moments in the show...

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 Год назад +15

      I’ve never seen this show in my life, but this clip is… … wow.

    • @vrabb9030
      @vrabb9030 3 месяца назад

      @@0_dearghealach_083 watch the rest of the show it's a masterpiece

  • @johngreenaway1472
    @johngreenaway1472 2 года назад +1411

    At 5:58 I was thinking, “That motorcycle sounds a bit like a brass instrument,” and then the trombone came back into view and I was thoroughly amused.

    • @thelistener1268
      @thelistener1268 2 года назад +45

      Literally the only reason to play the trombone. And I'm proud of it.

    • @johngreenaway1472
      @johngreenaway1472 2 года назад +21

      @@thelistener1268 Tromboners of the world unite!

    • @yeticat3462
      @yeticat3462 2 года назад +12

      We unite! Trombones must unite!

    • @ItsNaylen
      @ItsNaylen 2 года назад +10

      Bruh caught me off guard I was not expecting that dad got a giggle out of me

    • @AdysaYT
      @AdysaYT 2 года назад +10

      I was like "This is just a motorcycle" until I saw the trumbone.

  • @godlikefish1193
    @godlikefish1193 3 года назад +13555

    The great thing about this is that you can come back 3 years later and it's even funnier because you forgot all the relevant memes :)

    • @MoNkEY-MoNkA
      @MoNkEY-MoNkA 3 года назад +101

      Dude it’s awesome we can do this, remember when memes were simple though?

    • @user-mx8um3wy2o
      @user-mx8um3wy2o 3 года назад +12

      Well your not wrong

    • @WhoIsJaiK
      @WhoIsJaiK 3 года назад +31

      I can come back any time because I have grandmal seizures and forget majority of things

    • @Imahomosexman
      @Imahomosexman 3 года назад +8

      The great thing about this is that you can come back 3 years later and its even funnier

    • @thegrandpoobah7114
      @thegrandpoobah7114 3 года назад +2

      Claudia Cora-Artola cuz ur a virgin.

  • @kennymccartman2826
    @kennymccartman2826 3 года назад +3488

    No matter how hard i try, I always start laughing hysterically when Xavier says: ”You slumber, a cucumber”

    • @gupoll
      @gupoll 3 года назад +48

      What does that even mean? I’ve watched this show for a while and I don’t get it

    • @kennymccartman2826
      @kennymccartman2826 3 года назад +50

      @@gupoll I dont know why it’s funny, but it just is (to me at least)

    • @ryankazookie7327
      @ryankazookie7327 2 года назад +16

      @@gupoll it means nothing

    • @gupoll
      @gupoll 2 года назад +91

      @@ryankazookie7327 It actually does, I figured it out. It has to do with being lazy. Snoze you loze, catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads. You slumber (sleeping), a cucumber (vegetable (yea ik it’s a fruit) meaning a vegetative state, half awake half asleep) and all 3 of those have the same thing in common.

    • @furiousstudios4438
      @furiousstudios4438 2 года назад +19

      “You snoze, you loze”

  • @christopheredwards8219
    @christopheredwards8219 Год назад +108

    I love the guy doing the subtitles just going with "spluttery fart" at 4:20
    Unsung hero.

  • @Big_Guz
    @Big_Guz 2 года назад +126

    video: nearly makes Markiplier laugh
    Markiplier: I R E F U S E T O S P E A K E N G L I SH

  • @ayoitskleb
    @ayoitskleb 6 лет назад +7183

    Girl: *whispers* hey
    Mark: don't do that
    Me: *dead*

    • @silasmcgee3647
      @silasmcgee3647 6 лет назад +47

      Nova Storm 7:50 that face tho

    • @dustinsabo8006
      @dustinsabo8006 6 лет назад +4

      Nova Storm I

    • @lexy1556
      @lexy1556 6 лет назад +18

      Nova Storm that's ASMR DARLING

    • @aerodynamichotdog
      @aerodynamichotdog 6 лет назад +3

      +Starlaxy The meifwa thank you i thought i was gonna have to

    • @lexy1556
      @lexy1556 6 лет назад +1

      aerodynamichotdog np lol

  • @unoriginalname4426
    @unoriginalname4426 4 года назад +2727

    “You’d like me to be you, wouldn’t me?”
    Ok

    • @roscoethegoodboy947
      @roscoethegoodboy947 4 года назад +10

      My mom with poop in your face that's what I have to say and it's going to be the only comment please comment to this comment to this yes, because this car has the best color because this is random sentences best sentences in my life laugh Ha-Ha hashtag my mom thanks

    • @unoriginalname4426
      @unoriginalname4426 4 года назад +30

      Emma LaVassaur r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @AvianZone
      @AvianZone 4 года назад +4

      Emma LaVassaur .....What?

    • @roscoethegoodboy947
      @roscoethegoodboy947 4 года назад +2

      @@AvianZone it was my auto correct

    • @AvianZone
      @AvianZone 4 года назад +14

      Emma LaVassaur ...Ahhh..wait let me try
      I’m not sure what you gonna is not the way I want you and you can always do that because you know that I don’t know what you gonna like this I love and love it I can see that you love it and I love the video

  • @Kibouo
    @Kibouo Год назад +39

    I love it when he breaks into the villain laugh at 6:16

  • @MatthewChenault
    @MatthewChenault Год назад +14

    2:43
    Everyone’s first reaction when seeing Xavier: Renegade Angel for the first time.

  • @ermguitar2052
    @ermguitar2052 4 года назад +1597

    6:16 needs to be his intro.

  • @bloodwolfgaming9269
    @bloodwolfgaming9269 4 года назад +1588

    "You're about as deep as a bowl of soup and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon."
    I need to save that one for later.

    • @josiahallen9906
      @josiahallen9906 4 года назад +29

      You're as thick as a paper condom and twice as useless
      Here's another for you kind sir

    • @derangedcrouton1864
      @derangedcrouton1864 4 года назад +84

      @@josiahallen9906 "I'm married to justice"
      "Only a blind girl would marry you"

    • @gryphonkingbros847
      @gryphonkingbros847 4 года назад +52

      Hey... say what you want about me.
      But leave off the soup.

    • @vincentdevita7999
      @vincentdevita7999 4 года назад +3

      Deranged Crouton hahaha helltaker referance

    • @derangedcrouton1864
      @derangedcrouton1864 4 года назад +11

      @@vincentdevita7999 no..... no it isn't

  • @jamesbooker7005
    @jamesbooker7005 2 года назад +64

    That trombone on a bike video never gets old.

  • @DragonHeartHisMajestyX
    @DragonHeartHisMajestyX 9 месяцев назад +21

    “YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME, POOP BUTT!”
    - Markiplier, 2017

  • @williampaterson7808
    @williampaterson7808 4 года назад +2158

    “Then you might ask yourself...”
    “That’s the question.”

    • @bettyoster6916
      @bettyoster6916 4 года назад +17

      those two guys... what in the name of...

    • @guillotine4070
      @guillotine4070 4 года назад +7

      The question of what the f**k did I just watch .

    • @gavingadway
      @gavingadway 4 года назад +11

      It’s funny that your last name is Paterson because the guy that was teaching the lecture is named Jordan Peterson

    • @bettyoster6916
      @bettyoster6916 4 года назад +4

      @@gavingadway oh, very well then.

    • @tandtcase7426
      @tandtcase7426 4 года назад +2

      I was asking that question myself.

  • @mr.nightmarionne1366
    @mr.nightmarionne1366 3 года назад +2882

    "You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?"
    "BURGER! I don't wanna talk about nothing else!"
    Those two lines got me dead.
    Edit: Thanks for the 2.6K likes!

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 3 года назад +91

      you slumber, a cucumber

    • @mr.nightmarionne1366
      @mr.nightmarionne1366 3 года назад +49

      You slumber... ham.

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 3 года назад +34

      @@mr.nightmarionne1366 BURGER I don't wanna talk about anything else

    • @mr.nightmarionne1366
      @mr.nightmarionne1366 3 года назад +41

      @@finn_in_the_bin5263 You're as deep as a bowl of soup,
      and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon!

    • @kaitlynwickham6237
      @kaitlynwickham6237 3 года назад +29

      @@mr.nightmarionne1366 Say what you want, but lay off the soup!

  • @MagicMajin8
    @MagicMajin8 Год назад +18

    I love the desk dancing part at 0:44 because it is equally cool and funny enough to make me laugh like I hadn't laughed in a 10 years.

  • @Yeetus-yc1vy
    @Yeetus-yc1vy 2 года назад +61

    Mark your laugh is so contagious

  • @s_ywhy
    @s_ywhy 3 года назад +2592

    When Mark trys to hold back his laugh he looks like he's about to eject his skull out of his body

  • @doomknightolz8447
    @doomknightolz8447 5 лет назад +1421

    When he goes below the camera, there’s a 75% chance he’s coming back up laughing

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 4 года назад +7

      *99%

    • @entity42
      @entity42 4 года назад +3

      99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%

    • @randomguy2153
      @randomguy2153 4 года назад +3

      Entity420 who are you? Hitler?

    • @entity42
      @entity42 4 года назад +4

      @@randomguy2153 yo wtf

    • @randomguy2153
      @randomguy2153 4 года назад

      Entity420 have you never seen the meme

  • @Speakinthatruthable
    @Speakinthatruthable 3 месяца назад +4

    I will forever say “You nap-uh, you get SLAP-uh”

  • @mr.mcnerdo
    @mr.mcnerdo 2 года назад +73

    Markiplier: “Did I just fart with my mouth?”
    Me: “Did you have White Castle?”

  • @andresclosser7987
    @andresclosser7987 4 года назад +1023

    The two clones arguing is from a show called Xavier Renegade Angel..one of the weirdest shows you will watch

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 года назад +69

      I now don't know what to do with this information, but thank you

    • @andresclosser7987
      @andresclosser7987 4 года назад +15

      Sushii Bird you’re welcome!

    • @PooBrainBatman
      @PooBrainBatman 4 года назад +64

      I watched every episode when it was on air and I'm still not sure if it was real or a dream.

    • @EtamirTheDemiDeer
      @EtamirTheDemiDeer 4 года назад +1

      Bigperk22 yes

    • @Jak3thusn4ke
      @Jak3thusn4ke 4 года назад +46

      Xavier Renegade Angel is a fucking masterpiece

  • @V3NUSF7Y
    @V3NUSF7Y 3 года назад +1634

    “I’m gonna think about... DEATH”
    Look where that took us

    • @realmofAsher
      @realmofAsher 3 года назад +6

      No it was a flappy sword smh

    • @d.8332
      @d.8332 3 года назад +27

      memento mori

    • @V3NUSF7Y
      @V3NUSF7Y 3 года назад +11

      @@d.8332 [deleted channel]

    • @d.8332
      @d.8332 3 года назад +5

      @@V3NUSF7Y sigh

    • @luca-uk5we
      @luca-uk5we 3 года назад +1

      Momento mori*

  • @Nikkii199045
    @Nikkii199045 Год назад +5

    0:32
    Woman: can you grab me a beer?
    Man: no...do you want multip-
    *D R O P I T*

  • @derekhasabrain
    @derekhasabrain 2 года назад +16

    It's really weird watching videos from this Era of Mark. He's like... half-baked. Halfway between 2012 and now.

  • @emilyfogerty6438
    @emilyfogerty6438 4 года назад +1019

    For some unknown reason, the vacuum harmonica just makes me really happy.

  • @itsdamemes2512
    @itsdamemes2512 4 года назад +800

    6:23
    Mark: I thought they were gonna get hit by a bus
    Me: I though they were gonna hit the cameraman
    Guy on bicycle: trumbone

    • @connorcornwall1404
      @connorcornwall1404 3 года назад +4

      Mark is a masochist confirmed

    • @KataliaKitty
      @KataliaKitty 3 года назад +3

      He was laughing with relief that it wasn't what he thought it was. That, technically, would be sadism if he had actually been laughing at the thought of them getting hurt.

    • @kylepeek5069
      @kylepeek5069 3 года назад +1

      I died laughing just like Mark when I first saw that

    • @bailujen8052
      @bailujen8052 3 года назад +1

      What is the 0:32 video

    • @danaanderson3375
      @danaanderson3375 3 года назад +1

      You've been hit by
      truck!

  • @toonlink5399
    @toonlink5399 Год назад +6

    That first one with the music and the memes made me laugh harder than it should’ve

  • @SubscriberStats
    @SubscriberStats 2 года назад +18

    1:06 the only video I can't resist not laughing at😂😂. We need more funny videos like these🤣

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 4 года назад +448

    4:37 Could've sworn this was my classmate's history video project in 4th grade.

    • @femmefuntime
      @femmefuntime 4 года назад +36

      I cringe to death every time I see that thing

    • @zech6857
      @zech6857 4 года назад +15

      Was his name Jeremy?

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 года назад +10

      i love that one so much. the first time i watched it, it was cringey, but now it just brings my spirits up

    • @jacob-kj8zv
      @jacob-kj8zv 4 года назад +2

      What is is called

    • @Hey_Thats_My_Idea
      @Hey_Thats_My_Idea 4 года назад

      What

  • @shayk5080
    @shayk5080 6 лет назад +2465

    His laugh makes me laugh lol

  • @Darkwolf-ul5wh
    @Darkwolf-ul5wh Год назад +3

    0:35 the song is called Let me hit it (Audiostalkers mix)by Sporty-O

    • @Sethillo
      @Sethillo 3 месяца назад

      Oh, thank you ! 😅❤

    • @Pixle_Master_09
      @Pixle_Master_09 28 дней назад

      oh thank you i was scrolling thru comments just for this exact statement

  • @ImThatGolden
    @ImThatGolden 2 года назад +5

    I come back here 4 years later, and I truly forgot how much joy this brings me until I watched this video.

  • @chloewatson8759
    @chloewatson8759 3 года назад +580

    The vacuum harmonica had me in tears, literally unable to breathe holy frick

    • @Raguleader
      @Raguleader 3 года назад +21

      One of those jokes where you see the punchline coming and it somehow makes it better.

    • @cocofruit9101
      @cocofruit9101 3 года назад +6

      I just realized that is a harmonica now

  • @drxavier1870
    @drxavier1870 3 года назад +341

    Now that I actually know what Xavier: Renegade Angel is it makes 1:40 so much funnier

  • @yourlocalsimp_x
    @yourlocalsimp_x Год назад +7

    I didn’t realize what the kid had in his hands until Mark pointed it out 💀 3:55

    • @sunmoonfx8251
      @sunmoonfx8251 Год назад +2

      Funny thing is, if you pay attention, it doesn’t fall into the sewer at all. It lands barely off to the side.

  • @TheFa1con-hj2mt
    @TheFa1con-hj2mt Год назад +3

    5 years later and this video is still gold :)

  • @_.tinylilfrog._3189
    @_.tinylilfrog._3189 6 лет назад +212

    *"I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO GET HIT BY A BUS!"* -Markiplier

  • @themadmasterofplatinumkeep3331
    @themadmasterofplatinumkeep3331 3 года назад +366

    6:00 the ultimate “BITCH YOU THOUGHT!!”

    • @randomentertainment8927
      @randomentertainment8927 3 года назад +9

      It wasn't until that video that I realized how much GTRs sound like a trombone

    • @meuwoo
      @meuwoo 3 года назад

      350z**

    • @natecondy6209
      @natecondy6209 3 года назад +1

      Jk it’s a trumbone

  • @-xdarlingsystemx-
    @-xdarlingsystemx- 2 года назад +3

    7 videos into my return to Markiplier and I seem to have picked up his addicting and contagious laugh.

  • @positiv3357
    @positiv3357 2 года назад +8

    2:48 markiplier: wha hapee wha wa ha

  • @brickjam69
    @brickjam69 3 года назад +874

    7:17 is the most criminally underrated video on the internet

  • @evanwillock4933
    @evanwillock4933 4 года назад +279

    6:15 “I thought they were gonna get hit by a bus”

    • @noone6991
      @noone6991 4 года назад +8

      CaiYou and Skalpy *6:25

  • @elauktan816
    @elauktan816 11 месяцев назад +3

    That butt released some salsa 💀

    • @leftintheoxafire
      @leftintheoxafire 7 месяцев назад

      Naw that mf went to Taco Bell 25 times a day 💀

  • @Jedi_Master_Obi-Wan_Kenobi66
    @Jedi_Master_Obi-Wan_Kenobi66 Год назад +2

    Watching these videos with subtitles makes them so much better 😂😂

  • @Nathan-qg2sj
    @Nathan-qg2sj 6 лет назад +335

    I think Markiplier's laugh is contagious.

    • @JK-qw3kw
      @JK-qw3kw 6 лет назад +5

      Malefic Darkness it is

    • @deathofamarc
      @deathofamarc 6 лет назад +4

      Malefic Darkness i mostly laugh at these because of his laugh

  • @SnakePit6517
    @SnakePit6517 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you Mark for uploading this because it introduced me to Xavier: Renegade Angel, and I couldn’t have been more happy about that.

  • @thematiasmadness7010
    @thematiasmadness7010 Год назад +1

    For anyone wondering that insane animation of the man insulting himself it’s called Xavier: Renegade Angel

  • @myfreestylebmx1
    @myfreestylebmx1 4 года назад +660

    Lost immediately at 1:47 "you snose, you lowse" 😂

    • @RaldoBot
      @RaldoBot 4 года назад +32

      I lost it at You only have one Peenie? *let me see it*

    • @FoamFlingingHS
      @FoamFlingingHS 3 года назад +11

      nope i lost at 1:29

    • @averymusicalperson
      @averymusicalperson 2 года назад +5

      We I lost at the time I lost

    • @averymusicalperson
      @averymusicalperson 2 года назад +1

      Oh yeah gamer can you do that for a word and I can think about that you are not having to say anything about to it and I say that you are so cursed with that you don’t know why you please do it and say you’re good luck and you do not want me being a bitch and you

    • @i_dont_like_my_username
      @i_dont_like_my_username 2 года назад +10

      Bro I lost it at "you nappa, *y o u g e t s l a p p a* "

  • @user-qy9bq4nh3z
    @user-qy9bq4nh3z 6 лет назад +4763

    Most of the time, I'm just struggling not to laugh at mark trying not to laugh instead of the videos.

    • @einfacht9289
      @einfacht9289 6 лет назад +12

      Regan K samee

    • @shrimpypie6933
      @shrimpypie6933 6 лет назад +11

      Regan K I'm soulless I kept a straight face the whole video

    • @aubreyt425
      @aubreyt425 6 лет назад +4

      Regan K same Lol

    • @jamessimonds1660
      @jamessimonds1660 6 лет назад +2

      Regan K I literally just commented the same thing and then I scrolled down... 🙁

    • @galaxyfox3162
      @galaxyfox3162 6 лет назад +1

      Regan K ikr....I died at the trumpet one even though I've seen it a million times

  • @mandridhugh9555
    @mandridhugh9555 10 месяцев назад +1

    I like to thing Mark's responsible for making XRA popular by bringing up the subconscious memories of seeing briefly as a kid to millions of people

  • @ahl1996
    @ahl1996 Год назад +1

    CRAWWWWLING IN MY CRAWWWWWL got me so bad 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @Sadboyshaun
    @Sadboyshaun 6 лет назад +2288

    That trombone on a motorcycle was hilarious, mainly cause I play trombone XD

  • @techyrelic
    @techyrelic 3 года назад +438

    Teacher: what’s so funny
    Me:nothing
    My mind: harmonica vacuum

  • @zacharycarroll2812
    @zacharycarroll2812 2 года назад +36

    Is it just me or was that Hitler fish 6:46

  • @panchito_1002
    @panchito_1002 2 года назад +3

    Xavier Renegade Angel: You snoze, you loze.
    Xavier Renegade Angel: You slumber, a cucumber.

  • @Xonath396
    @Xonath396 6 лет назад +318

    I love how he broke not cuz of the fact its a bike and a trombone sounding like a motorcycle but becuz he thought they were gonna fuckin' get plowed over by a fuckin' bus lol

    • @finnthefinn
      @finnthefinn 6 лет назад +5

      Xonath396 was it so wrong to pre-laugh about expecting a bus to hit them? :D

    • @ryh2071
      @ryh2071 6 лет назад +3

      Finn the finn yknow that's what I thought as well

    • @jonnyvegas4391
      @jonnyvegas4391 6 лет назад +5

      I broke because it sounded so real.

    • @primachpepe8597
      @primachpepe8597 6 лет назад +6

      that one was class though.. a very good meme

    • @smc4600
      @smc4600 6 лет назад +2

      Xonath396 no, he expected them to get hit by a bus, however when the sound was actually a trombone, that was what made him crack. It's because it was unexpected.......

  • @jakeg3318
    @jakeg3318 6 лет назад +12087

    Who else laughs at Mark's laugh instead of the video?

    • @narukamishirou284
      @narukamishirou284 6 лет назад +23

      FireFlames Awa, me!!!

    • @kwakuasante5604
      @kwakuasante5604 6 лет назад +6

      FireFlames Awa me

    • @gamer_gal-ly6gl
      @gamer_gal-ly6gl 6 лет назад +10

      ☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😅😆😇😈😉😯😐😑😕😠😬😡😢😴😮😣😤😥😦😧😨😩😰😟😱😲😳😵😶😷😞😒😍😛😜😝😋😗😙😘😚😎😭😌😖😔😪😏😓😫

    • @andreehille9740
      @andreehille9740 6 лет назад +6

      FireFlames Awa i was ur 100 like

    • @tonyaengland1990
      @tonyaengland1990 6 лет назад +2

      FireFlames Awa me

  • @ashenshield1712
    @ashenshield1712 2 года назад +10

    Therapist: don't worry Hitler fish isn't real he can't hurt you
    Hitler fish: 6:54

  • @madhatter294
    @madhatter294 Год назад +1

    6:16 because of the way my humor is, this deserves to be a clip in a try not to laugh challenge itself

  • @Breemode908
    @Breemode908 6 лет назад +2278

    I lose every time he loses because I just can't with his laugh.

  • @Jessilee03
    @Jessilee03 3 года назад +556

    “YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME, POOP BUTT!!!”
    -Markiplier 2017

    • @aviishereblockraft
      @aviishereblockraft 3 года назад +1

      I was gonna comment that just now..

    • @Mooshable
      @Mooshable 3 года назад +1

      he fought and won against shitacus

  • @rogchang5211
    @rogchang5211 Год назад +5

    The first clip is called "when I’m poetic" in case anyone is looking for it.

  • @Rydernort
    @Rydernort Год назад +1

    2:48 Mark’s reactions are often more funny than the actual videos

  • @9jason
    @9jason 6 лет назад +2521

    Should be one every week

  • @amazingtoad7244
    @amazingtoad7244 4 года назад +641

    The vid: talking about America
    Markiplier: DiD I jUST FaRt wItH mY mOuTh??

    • @MasterV26
      @MasterV26 3 года назад +8

      Does he mean burping?

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 3 года назад +6

      That's America

    • @ansisandausreact2780
      @ansisandausreact2780 3 года назад +5

      that is the one that broke me XD

    • @theheatherro4425
      @theheatherro4425 3 года назад +1

      I don't get that one, can someone explain it?

    • @JustAHD
      @JustAHD 3 года назад +2

      go to 04:50 and set your speed to 0.25, sounds so hilarious lol

  • @jacktrigwell6506
    @jacktrigwell6506 2 года назад +1

    4 years and this shit still funny asf😂

  • @thescienceguy892
    @thescienceguy892 6 лет назад +360

    The "free real estate" one got me

    • @raspberry8865
      @raspberry8865 6 лет назад +2

      TheNamesZaki I was expecting his to just laugh at asmr

    • @leonl1me306
      @leonl1me306 6 лет назад

      TheNamesZaki u mean the first one?

  • @ElliYeetYT
    @ElliYeetYT 4 года назад +163

    “So you’re the one who stained them?”
    “Whoever found it, browned it.”

    • @oj4696
      @oj4696 3 года назад +9

      @Dave Miller you slept you wept

    • @crusaderdoomslayer7055
      @crusaderdoomslayer7055 3 года назад +9

      @@oj4696 you nappa you get slappa

    • @grake9310
      @grake9310 3 года назад +10

      @@crusaderdoomslayer7055 "You slumber a cucumber

    • @oj4696
      @oj4696 3 года назад +9

      @@grake9310 You catch up on some zedz, you get outta my headz

    • @LunaTheStars
      @LunaTheStars 3 года назад +7

      @@oj4696 you slumber ham… burger i don’t wanna talk nothing else

  • @paulquinlan354
    @paulquinlan354 2 года назад +1

    Watching Mark laugh at Jorden Peterson is the thing I needed to get me through the week

  • @thenitro9667
    @thenitro9667 11 месяцев назад +1

    "see with your eyes, not with your mouth" that part for some reason got me into tears

  • @brickguts
    @brickguts 6 лет назад +1286

    Honestly I could get through these easy on my own but when Mark laughs I can't help it

  • @redred3144
    @redred3144 6 лет назад +86

    6:56 dammit mark does it count that you made me laugh

  • @nicoleharp6585
    @nicoleharp6585 Год назад +4

    The laugh at 6:08 always gets me! 😂

  • @clawlouise8788
    @clawlouise8788 Год назад +1

    Coming back 5 years later and it is still hilarious 😂😂

  • @leafyleafs
    @leafyleafs 5 лет назад +988

    *motorcycle has a trumpet*
    mark: **dies of laughter**
    me: **also dies of laughter**
    mark: I tHoUgHt TheY WeRe GOnNa GeT hiT bY a BuS!!
    me: **dies of laughter even more**

    • @chefcaustic5925
      @chefcaustic5925 5 лет назад +40

      Okanadia Breadcat how dare you disrespect the trombone

    • @leafyleafs
      @leafyleafs 5 лет назад +3

      @@chefcaustic5925 im not good with instruments ;-;""

    • @wifiwulf
      @wifiwulf 5 лет назад +6

      I thought that the joke was that they had a trumpet strapped to the exhaust or something
      Mark: I thought they were gonna get hit by a bus!!!
      Me: wait wot

    • @john.4987
      @john.4987 5 лет назад +1

      I thought it was just a bicycle with a trumpet

    • @lexyylewis8473
      @lexyylewis8473 5 лет назад +8

      When non band members describe the wrong instrument:
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Sora-ud6dp
    @Sora-ud6dp 5 лет назад +449

    At 7:33, Mark becomes the perfect engine

  • @KamiMalzahn
    @KamiMalzahn Год назад +1

    4:30 Mark: YOU WILL NOT BREAK MEEEE, POOP BUTT!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @theultimatetrashman887
    @theultimatetrashman887 2 года назад +1

    2017: Everything atleast makes you smile
    2022: Nothing is funny and everyone repeats the same joke and/or ruins a good joke from the past

  • @chriscota2079
    @chriscota2079 4 года назад +246

    7:33 sounds like a car starting up

  • @itzfiredamsdx
    @itzfiredamsdx 3 года назад +917

    No one:
    Literally nobody:
    Mark: "YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME, POOP BUTT!"

    • @shadowflame099
      @shadowflame099 2 года назад +6

      Lmao. That part sounded like a snoring man.

    • @itzfiredamsdx
      @itzfiredamsdx 2 года назад

      @@shadowflame099 ikr

    • @Sp00ksOdyssey
      @Sp00ksOdyssey 2 года назад +3

      I need that on a shirt lol

    • @bepeelikespi
      @bepeelikespi 2 года назад +1

      The funny thing is when you scroll to this just as the clip comes up in the video

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 2 года назад +1

      *broken by motorcycle-sounding trombone

  • @user-eg9mv7uy8d
    @user-eg9mv7uy8d 2 года назад +2

    My stomach always hurts from laughing so hard after watching his try not to laugh videos 😂😭💀

  • @juulus9117
    @juulus9117 2 года назад +2

    its been 5 years now
    still funnier than ever

  • @fencerowe3083
    @fencerowe3083 6 лет назад +1542

    I LOST IT at the inch worm.

    • @Frisbie147
      @Frisbie147 6 лет назад +138

      Winter Sparrow *CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL, THIS CRAWL IT WILL NOT CRAWL*

    • @kennymental2154
      @kennymental2154 6 лет назад +37

      Winter Sparrow I lost it at the trombone

    • @olivek6580
      @olivek6580 6 лет назад +9

      Winter Sparrow yes inch worm Linkin park

    • @anthony2x4
      @anthony2x4 6 лет назад +6

      I was watching this while doing homework with my mom and she never noticed me laughing. LMFAO 😂

    • @Tamainka
      @Tamainka 6 лет назад +5

      Winter Sparrow I found it not funny at all

  • @evilboobookin8970
    @evilboobookin8970 6 лет назад +3069

    To be honest, I *really* want to know the context behind the guy on the bicycle with a trombone player.

    • @toxic-mind-honey3371
      @toxic-mind-honey3371 6 лет назад +152

      It was a normal bicycle.

    • @jeffreyleber1502
      @jeffreyleber1502 6 лет назад +122

      It was just a regular bike not a motorcycle

    • @KiyanPocket
      @KiyanPocket 6 лет назад +128

      Evil Boobookin It sounded like a Motorbike, but it was actually just a two-seater bike with the other guy playing a trombone to make it sound like one.

    • @psychosound4417
      @psychosound4417 6 лет назад +30

      it was a setup

    • @nutellaismyname8060
      @nutellaismyname8060 6 лет назад

      Me too

  • @rochellepere-ira3600
    @rochellepere-ira3600 2 года назад +2

    Mark: my humor isnt broken!
    Vacuum harmonica: i'll prove you wrong

  • @sincere745
    @sincere745 2 года назад +2

    1:52 this used to be an adult swim show

  • @zaiderbaiter
    @zaiderbaiter 4 года назад +247

    1:40 imagine watching that when you're on acid

    • @MilkyNep
      @MilkyNep 3 года назад +35

      the animators and writers sure did. Seriously watch the show, it's a damn good trip. the name is Xavier Renegade Angel.

    • @tylerlilly4884
      @tylerlilly4884 3 года назад +12

      I have actually done that but the show is trippy enough without it

    • @RinSyuveil
      @RinSyuveil 3 года назад +8

      Honestly the clip is ok but what makes it amazing is marks reaction "what the fuck just haaAAAAPEND? WHAT wAs ThAt? WhAt WaS AnY of thAAAT?"

    • @zaiderbaiter
      @zaiderbaiter 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @L0ST_P4G3
      @L0ST_P4G3 3 года назад +2

      It would make to much sense.

  • @hiro_sekai5948
    @hiro_sekai5948 3 года назад +498

    6:16 Top 10 anime evil laughs.

  • @eethable
    @eethable 2 года назад

    Even my phone pauses by itself at this point it's sick of how much markiplier I've been watching

  • @MaverickAX
    @MaverickAX 2 года назад +1

    Bro, I failed SO hard on the first one. I have no idea why, but I watched it like 5 times and I am still crying in laughter.

  • @AndrewBenderVlogs
    @AndrewBenderVlogs 4 года назад +342

    4:30 Mark: “You will not break me, poop butt” LMAO

  • @griffinthedragon1100
    @griffinthedragon1100 6 лет назад +578

    the fucking trombone. I thought is was a motorbike

    • @krewfan9550
      @krewfan9550 6 лет назад +1

      a free dragon me too😂😂😂

    • @randomfallenhuman3087
      @randomfallenhuman3087 6 лет назад

      a free dragon Me too.

    • @Destroyer2150
      @Destroyer2150 6 лет назад +2

      That was gold.

    • @ariclover
      @ariclover 6 лет назад

      a free dragon
      SAME!

    • @GreenDbz
      @GreenDbz 6 лет назад +1

      a free dragon ikr i started laughing at the exact time as mark did

  • @TheDestroyer-pt8fq
    @TheDestroyer-pt8fq 2 года назад

    Captions are amazing on this video. Best captions I've ever seen.

  • @user-sg4nj1my8z
    @user-sg4nj1my8z 6 месяцев назад +1

    It’s funny that you can come back after 6 years and I am still losing 😂

  • @03rayann
    @03rayann 6 лет назад +273

    I lost it at the bicycle trombone video