"Because I am made of steel I may be thick but I'm tough. I ain't flabby. I'm floppy. I ain't flabby. I'm firm. I'm firm thicc. I'm not jello thicc." -Markiplier 2019
I mean, this wouldn't be the first time. Let me remind you that he ran around his yard yelling "I'm the king of the squirrels!" after being in the hospital for a few days and having surgery.. Damn it, Mark! Let your body heal!
@@harrambou9468 didn't he... Clutch his cheek and say that? I mean, he did indeed say that when he laughs it hurts, and of course he may have indeed said he loved the video, not when he feels pain, but I mean, the two sentences were very close, and there was really no long pause, and this made it seem like he was saying that he loved the pain. I mean, I'm just saying it's a joke, and you might be right about what you said, but then again, I don't want ya to take it seriously
Mark may not admit to being a masochist but I'll admit to being a sadist because this has become a comfort video when I'm in the throes of depression and Mark's cries of pain make me laugh every. single. time.
Lol when she said "dispersed my energy" she meant kinetic energy. Landing like that is a trick used in some martial arts to spready out the energy of the impact over as much area as possible as to not get hurt. You can still injure yourself though.
which part of me finds funny. because it was his idea to try not to laugh when it caused him pain....but tbh. really hope he lets himself heal before doing another challenge
Has anybody else just come back to this after all these years just for a laugh when they're having a crappy day, is it horrible that I love seeing Mark in pain lol 😂😂😂😂
Mark is basically DBZA's Goku in this episode... "Hehe-- _ow,_ it... hurts to laugh... Hehe-- _ow...!_ Hehe-- _ow...!_ Hehe-- _ow...!_ Hehe-- _ow...!_ Hehe-- _ow...!"_
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Mark: "Some people mistake me for some sort of masochist, which i am not"
Also Mark:
"It hurt but it's so good"
You have a spare doorframe?
@@theragingallience3268 Need one i got like seven in my back garden
@@thekidwithadoorframe4219 lmao
If u laugh *YOU SUFFER*
“I hate me, me sucks, me is too thick” by far the best quote ever
More like I went to far into the thick
Yep
Y E S
7:08
Thick
"Because I am made of steel I may be thick but I'm tough. I ain't flabby. I'm floppy. I ain't flabby. I'm firm. I'm firm thicc. I'm not jello thicc."
-Markiplier 2019
one like one more thickness... even tho mark has gone way too far into the *thicc*
He's *puddin THICC*
Itzz Mayzz he looks like ihsan from upin ipin
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Itzz Mayzz I’m puddin’ Thicc
I love how the brief laughter slowly starts to turn into crying
It a scam
You LIKE it? Dang, I guess I'm the weird one for not enjoying human suffering
@@DaFrogg2102tbf mark did just do that for entertainment while knowing that it would hurt a fuck ton
Not a single normal reply here huh
@@fedcab4360fr.
Mark: _I'm not a masochist_
Also Mark:
He just wants to see if his body can handle it
Memento mori
@@reigensgf Mors est in anno tenebræ fatigaverunt eos.
@@LunaProtogen indeed it did
@@LunaProtogen unus annus
"I can't jiggle too much, my thiccness moves"
~ Markiplier 2019
1:14
"What a beautiful cock"
~ Markiplier 2019
@@darkhorseman90 😂
I just saw that after the clip endedಥ‿ಥ
1.2k likes?! Thets insane!
Mark's smile is still beautiful tho xd
Therapist: chipmunk Markiplier isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Chipmunk Markiplier:
XDDD
Chipmunk Markiplier might be real, but he won’t hurt you
Munkiplier.
King of the squirrels
Thiccaplier
Had my wisdom teeth removed about 4-5 hours ago...I've been waiting for this time to rewatch this video. My life is complete. Thank you Mark.
How’d your recovery go? I’m currently in the 4-5 hour post procedure window
Same here. Got my teeth pulled around 8 hours ago now and remembered this video out of the blue. Life is just agony right now
I mean 4 days ago… 😂 but I can assure you that I would still love to send my head through a wall rn :,)
doing this today lol! i had them removed and i immediately went to this video after the surgery lol
I also just got my wisdom teeth removed, all 4 of em. This vid makes me feel better
Found this video just after my wisdom teeth got removed. It’s a cycle of Mark laughing and hurting and then me laughing and hurting
You are.. not a masochist I presume?
@@julianplayzgames Don’t think so
@@mashedpotatos8163 Do you need a hug too? I will give a hug. I don’t like it when people are in pain and sad.
@@axtonknight6944 same, have a hug from me too even though it was a mont ago
This is exactly why I came here right now,got them removed yesterday. I am in so much pain but at least I am happy lol
Doctor: "Okay Mark, we suggest you don't speak or laugh for a few days for your health."
Mark: " I guess I'll die then."
Even through agonizing pain, mark WILL fail the try not to laugh challenge.
Just remember your salt water swish and ice them cheeks.
I mean, this wouldn't be the first time. Let me remind you that he ran around his yard yelling "I'm the king of the squirrels!" after being in the hospital for a few days and having surgery..
Damn it, Mark! Let your body heal!
Eclipse 5 yep pretty much.
Dallas Stone the sad truth
Mark: "i'm not a masochist"
also mark: *does a try not to laugh challenge after getting surgery*
Ikr
There's the masochist comment I was looking for (and only 2nd comment down too)
6:28
Mark laughing in this vid looks so much like me when my mouth got numbed for a crown due to my tooth just... it was like swiss cheese.
@E M IT HURT BUT IT WAS SO GOOD?????? 💀💀💀💀💀
Doctor: You shouldn't talk for a while, and same goes for laughing.
Also Mark:
Yes
Mark: I'm not a masochist
Also mark: it hurts... I love it
He said he loves the VIDEO 😂why can nobody get context
@@harrambou9468 didn't he... Clutch his cheek and say that? I mean, he did indeed say that when he laughs it hurts, and of course he may have indeed said he loved the video, not when he feels pain, but I mean, the two sentences were very close, and there was really no long pause, and this made it seem like he was saying that he loved the pain. I mean, I'm just saying it's a joke, and you might be right about what you said, but then again, I don't want ya to take it seriously
Alternate title: Mark ignoring everything his doctor said for 10 minutes
Sounds like doomguy and samuel hayden
@@somerandomrazor Exactly.
I WAS GONNA LIKE YOUR COMMENT, BUT YOU HAVE EXACTLY 911 LIKES. IF I LIKE IT IT WONT BE 911
@@bmo6986 you can like now it's 1k
Try not to cry
mark: “it hurts like heck when i laugh but i’m made of steel”
mark 60 seconds later laughing: “OWWiiEEEEEeeeeeEeeEeEe”
like me too mark, me too
alex slaughter I laughed at him because he’s to far into the thicc
*Mario scream*
Lal
I wanna hug him when he does that ;(
It’s actually about 2:00 minutes later
what we've all learned from this: mark is ACTUALLY a giggly dude. he can't stop no matter how much his laughter hurts.
"Who let him in the building with that sword?"
The better question is; who's going to stop him?
I will
@@tequila_joseph4533 I hope you have a sword as well. Mere guns can't stop him.
@@rgamer4272 he is samurai gun do not pew pew against him
420 likes pogs
@@spectreshepard1 pog pog
Mark is now perpetually doing the *Chubby Bunny Challenge.*
Ya mean big chunges challenge
creeperkillerzt lol no
Pesterenan lol
thicc firm challenge
So True XD
**looks at those puffy cheeks**
My God...
THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS HAS RETURNED!
PRAISE HIM, FOR THE KING HAS COME!
POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!!!
I guess you could say pooffy - get it? 'Cus poof.
The king got DUMMY T H I C C
This comment deserves more like.
Mark may not admit to being a masochist but I'll admit to being a sadist because this has become a comfort video when I'm in the throes of depression and Mark's cries of pain make me laugh every. single. time.
This feels wrong on so many levels (me too)
Mark : *Cries in agony after laughing*
Also Mark : *Replays the video knowing he will laugh and feel pain again*
Tru
666 likes lol
But remember, he's not a masochist.
I've heard that, "Laughter is the best medicine." However, whoever said that seems to have neglected,
"and also a very potent form of torture."
Nah; whoever said that laughter is the best medicine is just straight up HIGH AF.
Laughter strengths your immune system.
Dad: Yeets kid into air
Mark: Suffering
And Then the childs sound. Like:
Spider-child.exe. has stopped working
I suffered also cause i pissed myself
Malcolm Donn I- 😧😧
Malcolm Donn huh? 😬
Uh o
"I'm not Flabby, I'm floppy" wise words by Markiplier
“i hate me right now. me sucks. me is *too thicc*”
*MAXIMUM LEVEL OF THICCNESS ACHIEVED*
*B E Y O N D D U M M Y T H I C C*
T. H. I. C. C
WITH 2 C'S B. R. U. H
I noticed this comment at the same time Mark was saying those very words! 😂
I wanna like this comment but it's at 666 so I don't wanna ruin it
Sanja Evatsug never ruin it 😂
“I’m not Jello Thicc, I’m Pudding Thicc...”
*Jello is a solid object, pudding is a thick liquid, and thus his fate has been sealed...*
He’s a Thiccquid
@FandomKween13❎ wooooosh
@FandomKween13❎ u hear that? That's the sweet sound of the joke going over ur head
Ooooooooohhhhhhh
Unless it's bread pudding which is basically cake and pretty solid
"How did your child die, sir?"
"I threw him in the air thinking he was Spiderman."
XD
*I swear thats going to be me one day*
TJ Kagame wtf
Do you know the video name
Mark: “my normal method of laughing is to suck in!”
Me, who had wisdom teeth removed previously: “dry socket much?”
6:27
"Aow aow it hurts"
"I LOVE IT!"
totally not a masochist
I know right! 🤣
3:11 too
“Oh it hurts!”
“But it was so good!”
Not sexual at all when out of context
HS SAID IT AS SOON AS I READ YOUR COMMENT LMAO
He loves the videos not the pain
Mark: **Laughs**
Thicc cheeks: “So you have chosen... Death.”
Why are u making memes about Mark's pain? I swear you are a sadist.
Alexander Silvis
If I was a sadist I wouldn’t even be making this comment.
(Hashtag-Boom)
EliYeet Why did this make me laugh harder than the actual video 😂
No not death, but violent pain and suffering in his mouth
True mean of
Laughter is the best medicine
Doctor: avoid laughing
Mark: heheh ow heheh ow
DBZA reference?
pahaha
Markiplier, "Why don't you just tell me to stop breathing?"
@@jonnyofalltrades6620 Yes
facts
3:01 “my normal PUUUUUUU”
i cried of laughter
Mark: * mouth hurts from screaming *
Also Mark: * proceeds to scream OW *
That's me
And PHUUUUUUUUUH
"Who let him in that building with a sword?"
I'm not gonna tell a guy with a sword what to do.
Valid point
So it was you, coward?
@@BlueDoubleSharp Not being a coward is above my pay grade.
Nah bro he gotta pass the entrance exam in 2020
I was thinking
"Maybe he let himself in"
Mark: the doctor said not to laugh or talk to much, but that’s the is it opposite of what I’m going to do!
Doctor: am I a joke to you?
Ironically, he is literally a joke now
X.Moshi_Noodles.X I like your wallpaper it’s cute
@@erinmckain2348 You have real problems
Mark:holding it in because it hurts
It:hurts because marks holding it in
“Laughter is the best medicine”
“Arth oou hur abor tha”
@FandomKween13❎ lol 😂 what was that for?
Sounded like a Skyrim shout XD
@@switcheroo3660 All npcs within a certain radius from the shout now have a strong desire to tell the truth to the Dragonborn and them only
Mark: im in hell! :(
*legit dying*
*literally replays the vid*
Hahaha lol true lol 😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahahahahaa
I kinda felt bad for mark when he laughed but I literally died when he went “ My normal metho- *PUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWW* “
I'm not gonna lie, I lose when he started saying is repeatedly
Derp i screen recorded it so i could watch it over again until i stopped laughing 😂
Same😂
Derp I was laughing for hours on end after this video
I love you and I miss you **PUUUUUUUUUU**
This video is literally pure mark suffering
Remember: he’s totally not a masochist
Except he's not really suffering cuz he's a masochi- definitely not a masochist of any sort
But he seems to like it-
I mean, he really hates it, doesn't he? :)
Mark's like: "I just laughed at that man and it hurt like hell....
Now i'mma watch him again"
Mark 10 min before recording this vid: " I'll win this one." "The tears will stop the laughter."
I smell an underrated comment
Top ten most motivational quotes
“I’m not fat, I’m poofy”
-That mammoth guy from ice age at a certain point in time after 2000
ok
Emily Mischke ok
ok
ok
That’s literally the best comment ever
My normal Puuuuuu- 😂 3:02
“I went too far into the thick!”
Markiplier ~ 2019
I read that in the same time he said that xD
No he's thicccccccc
James Kimmins thick in the warm
*T H I C C*
*T H I C C*
I can't tell if I want to laugh with mark or cry for him when he says "help" in his pitiful voice XD
lmao I do both
Agreed
On this episode of “I swear I’m not a masochist” Mark makes himself laugh 3 days after mouth surgery.
2 actually, which is even worse.
👌 I’ll be the 200th
HA HA!
420th like!
I am also watching this 3 days after mouth surgery
"BUT THERES NO PHOTOSHOP! ITS JUST MY -sob- FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*-sad markimoo-*
Mark hurting himself for good content.
The man, the myth, the legend.
The THICCIPLIER
T H I C K C K C
Marks chick 2000 bc to non
Good content?
Also known
As mouse cop
*yeets to the floor*
“So actually guys I’m not injured because I dispersed my energy.”
Mark: It hurts like heck so I'm gonna do it!
Also Mark: Guys I'm not a masochist...
True that
6:28 “oh no it hurts, no! I love it”
Im so srry i am the 666th like
Ugh, Mark’s way too adorable in this video, I feel guilty for laughing.
Dentist: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK OR LAUGH!!
Mark: B-but…my viewers
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
Never before has that statement been so accurate
But the content!
The strongest hearts have the most scars
He is but a masochist. It was never about the viewers.
Me:Are you laughing or crying?
Mark: yes
Best comment😂😂😂😂😂
Wow
*laughs in agony*
RIP Mark
He died doing what he loved, torturing himself and laughing
I honestly wanna kiss those cheeks and tell him it's gonna be ok.
Idk why
But same
4 years later and this is still absolute soul food.
4 years and another day and its still absolute soul food
Not only is he King of the Squirrels, now he has big squirrel cheeks! He’s reached his final form!
+Misty Games You are a genius.
He's looking good.
Misty Games 👌🤣
Big chungus: squrriel edition
😂
“I’m big boy thicc”
-Markipliers 2019
Thiccc*
Doctor: Do not laugh nor talk.
Mark: *Makes try not to laugh video*
Doctor: Am I a joke to you?
that is epic
*or
Lol when she said "dispersed my energy" she meant kinetic energy.
Landing like that is a trick used in some martial arts to spready out the energy of the impact over as much area as possible as to not get hurt.
You can still injure yourself though.
I keep on trying to laugh, But My cheeks are too dummy thicc and keep on alerting the pain receptors in my face of my position of laughing.
Great reference
Devin Ward correction: best reference
best quote
Thanks guys
The fact he did this vid while recovering from surgery is beyond commitment to us as fans. I'm just glad he's recovered now.
Mark "I'm Not a Masochist" Fishbach
@@ShatteredLament right🤣 The evidence says otherwise
He would recovered better if he didn't make this video and rest his jaw
"I went too far into the THICK"
~Markiplier 2019
thicc*
7:03. "I was for my dreams of thickness, and I just went too far. I went too far."
That should be a verse in a Linkin Park song.
Mark:Dies from pain from video
Mark:Watches it again
Logic!
Oh you're in pain?
Don't worry
*Laughter is the best medicine*
Im ur 69th like🤣🤣🤣
This needs more likes
Underrated
You posted the comment twice
@@ChipSonic lol he did
*wait he’s not laughing, he’s crying in pain*
which part of me finds funny. because it was his idea to try not to laugh when it caused him pain....but tbh. really hope he lets himself heal before doing another challenge
So... does that mean he won the challenge. He didn't technically laugh
He finally Won a Try Not To Laugh.
Hell nqw
Is he crying or laughing I can't tell
Every 5 year old: “This is my smile 😬”
7 seconds later: *(sobs for no reason)*
Mark:AAAAHH This hurts!
Also Mark: I should rewatch this again to double the pain.
INTELLECT 100
We have found a genius
His intelligence has ascended past normal comprehension.
I'd do it too, and afterwards saying "totally worth it" under my breath, with tears in my eyes, and head resting on desk
Yeah, this is big brain time
Modern problems require modern solutions
Alternative title:
Watch Mark scream in pain for 10 minutes
I think his wisdom teeth contained a lot of his actual wisdom and they took it out
-4 Wisdom
Well that explains it, then
Glasses
+4
Wisdom? What wisdom?
he has a _4 wisdom modifier
you made me laugh like a grinder. Thanks. xD
Has anybody else just come back to this after all these years just for a laugh when they're having a crappy day, is it horrible that I love seeing Mark in pain lol 😂😂😂😂
"i'm not jello thicc. i'm like puddin' thicc"
later: "I WENT TOO FAR INTO THE THICC!"
Remember. He’s not a Masochist.
"Oh it hurts! But it was so good!"
Ok wtf is with ur name o.O
Hes a markochist
He's just built different.
o my god are we the same fucking person??
When Mark starts going “this is my smile” over and over again, he sounds like the lady with the bear and the kayak and I love it.
Right?
Yeah!
Yes I'm not the only one
STOP BEAR
this is the part that got me from 2:44 to 3:03 also the fact that he said "owieee & "my normal m--puaahuuhhh"😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I ain't jello thicc I'm pudding thicc"
This is such a beautiful quote I cri
he thicc ;)
What's pudding?
@@peppermink2200 MyPudding Pop !! ;)
You spelled cry wrong
s1r_dr2g0n I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Markiplier: "I'm in great pain."
Me: "Ha ha, Puffiplier!"
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dats MEEEEEAAAAAAN
GO TO HEEELLL
GET OUT
I'll put a flipping Puffiplier up your ass if you think that's funny
After watching Unus Annus.... The fact that Mark willingly put himself through this agony makes COMPLETE sense.
What’s unus annus
@@gobletoble2533 Shhhh.
We must not speak of it.
Momento Mori.
he literally took a masochism test and he scored positive lmaoo
Agony? Annus f**king died
Memento Mori.
i just got my wisdom teeth removed and this video made me feel a lot better. thank you, mark.
"look at my cheeks, I'm thicc..." -favorite Mark quote of all times
Butt cheeks
I’m dummy thiccc
Született Gamer hrrgnh colonel im trying to sneak around but im dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
My favorite quote was “an ice pack for my thicc ass ass.
*crying* "This is my smiiiiiiile"
And what a beautiful smile it is, Mark
mark: *im not supposed to laugh*
mark: *laughs at every single clip*
We cant
i dont understand 95% of the things in this video
that's the point of the challenge
3:02 "My normal Puaaaaa."
3:02 mark is like: My normal-PUÜUÚÛΩ￦¥Ú
He said something really out of context after that 3:04
Yea
But i am curious how him saying how his normal method of not laughing is to suck in is weird or out of context.
It's just him saying his method of tryingnot to laugh
@@Memories_broken_ and how is sucking in to not laugh out of context? I mean, i can see how you would think that but, i just don't see it.
"But no photoshop. its just my face....*cries*"
-Markiplier 2019
That was a universal O O O F
*Cries interenally externally*
Nice picture😀
"I give wisdom"
"What's your wisdom"
"This thicc don't shake"
"That's a good wisdom"
TheDiamondOre it’s a video of a flying dog
"Whats your wisdom teeth"
"I dont have any"
@@dogsareawesome9197 nice
But he got his wisdom teeth remover
E
Mark is basically DBZA's Goku in this episode...
"Hehe-- _ow,_ it... hurts to laugh...
Hehe-- _ow...!_
Hehe-- _ow...!_
Hehe-- _ow...!_
Hehe-- _ow...!_
Hehe-- _ow...!"_
Mark: I'm not a masochist
Mark about a year earlier: forces himself to laugh days after mouth surgery
@Crotchwhistle Purple it's called a joke
Crotchwhistle Purple someone’s replying on every sarcastic comment
EeeeeaeaaeeeAaeeeeaessweas
@Crotchwhistle Purple r/woooosh
is that why is face is fat?
Doctor: You shouldn't talk very much, or laugh
Mark: *COWABUNGA IT IS*
Always
COWABUNGA IT IS
"I went too far into the thicc..."
- Markiplier 2019
mood
Markiplier is papa thicc
Currently dealing with my wisdoms being removed 😭 very funny to giggle then hurt as he does lmao
"I can't jiggle that much, my thickness moves."
-Markiplier, 2019
His new job is being pliers
👌
That was good
*thiccness
Chilled chaos did actually see a perfect butt.
"This... This is my smile... This is all I can do to smile now."
*SOBS*
- Markiplier
He looks like that one pup who tried to eat a bee...
(But I still love him)
Me too bro
everyone does
Yep he's a adorable good boi
I was going to say he looks like a chipmunk when they stuff their mouths with nuts and acorns.
this comment seems...familiar....nice job u thief
Mark's pain is somehow funnier than the videos. This had me rolling
Mark: This is hell
Marks mind: Alright let’s move on onto the next clip
Oof
Loop
Welp that's mark for ya
Markimoo logic
Mark logic: sees guy with sword. Laughs hysterically.
This is the little known reason why swords are superior, kill em while they're laughing
@@worsedarkdoom2357 Unless you hold the power of E, then you always win
reminds me of the "Elon - my dolphin doesn't work" meme
This video could be flagged for self-harm lmao
Leroy's Library TRUE
Leroy's Library 😂
"the doctor said I shouldn't talk very much" *makes 10 minute video
Or cruel and unusual punishment.
I know
5:43-6:32 killed me, I couldn't stop laughing, and also 3:02 my normal pheeeew
I was looking for this