After 5 years of running around and 2 failed engagements. This episode hits close. I wish you the best Lewis, stay positive with yourself. You have achieved more than most of us would in life times. Im sure the right one will show up at the right time.
I mean ultimately these dating apps are shite for the monetisation reasons Lewis mentioned. You sorta have to find people IRL to date, which you'll only do through hobbies. I would know because I'm having the exact same struggles as Lewis and realise I should probably have more hobbies and put myself out there more.
Yeah I can relate to Lewis. I recently got out of a relationship and tried dating apps again and its just a chore using them at all, I just gave up and am gonna try to meet someone in person
I am lewlew shaped and sized, i too am reduced to choosing between width fitting croptops and length appropriate ship sails (my preference). My best advice shop the womens section. Or use some of the yogventures money to splash out on a few tailored items.
A Triforce podcast on my birthday! What else could I ask for! Been a fan of the podcast since probably episode 60 and a yogscast fan since I can remember! Thanks for so much joy, cringe, and just general good times!
Poor Lewis Trying to explain the problems with modern dating and the way online dating is just a slog While dads Pyrion and Sips think its the bees knees and a perfect system Stay strong lewis o/
I can relate with the height thing so hard, I used to buy medium sized clothes, but now I need to buy like the smallest clothes from the shop. I am like 175 cm, so probably around same height with Lewis (8- 10 cm smaller than average male in my country) and do a lot of gym, so I am still pretty bulky and larger than I used to. I think people have just gotten taller and fatter in average, so if you are in pretty "normal" shape and size, it's become abnormal. And yea it's pretty rough to find clothes sometimes what is weird, I kind of used to think also that I am around average man, I guess not.
I can't relate to the height, apart from my issue is when I sleep, my feet are always off the bed or riding the underground, my neck is always bent. But, I used to suffer from the clothes issue, I used to weigh almost 115kg when I was 13 years old. All my teenage years I was overweight. I used to buy size 44 jeans. I finally had enough 8 years ago and decided to starve myself. I dropped 30kgs within 2 months. As you would imagine, I ended up in hospital. My point is, love yourself as you are not as you think you have to be. Work on your health and happiness. Thats what's important. Not some silly text in a predatory business dating app.
Hey, I enjoyed one of the Resident Evil movies! I was like ten, and it was my first exposure to the franchise, but still. I still think of Resident Evil as a movie thing instead of a game thing, having never played any of the games lol
The Korean Age System blew my mind, i had to google it immediately if it was an actual thing, and it was - which is kind of crazy. To think you could be born on the 31. of dezember and immediately be 2 years old after 1 day is just so unusual.
Yeah... They're really terrible. I think he would better trying group events, meetups like picnics, hiking etc. Better to meet people in person than sit their causing yourself instantly mental health stress on these cursed dating apps.
36:13 i used match for a short while, but i realized a problem quickly. as a man, if you dont pay 30-50$ a month, then you cant talk to people that you match with. you cant even talk. the app is shit
Its easier to get a job than a date on those apps lol. Think there was a statistic published that said 2/3 of people on the apps are not on there for a date at all. Its just a ego stroke for most people.
I went through a similar time like Lewis did last year and now im in the best relationship ever, those apps are all shit and dont work, just meet someone nice in person!!!
Levi's are massively over priced in the UK. Literally 3 times the price of the US just because they marketed them as a luxury when they came to the UK. Well, not that it particularly matters to Lewis.
Your opinions on bras made me lose brain cells 😂 I can't speak for all women but bras are very uncomfortable, even ones without an underwire. I haven't worn a bra in years for this reason. Wearing a bra in the summer is a nightmare unless I wear what's essentially a bandeau but those don't provide much support. And sometimes it's impractical to wear one with certain shirts/dresses. Either way I'm not sure why bra-less women bother anyone when there are people walking around topless
I agree 100%. I am in the US and as large breasted gal find any bra that is comfortable is a nightmare, because apparently in the US you can't have a large cup size and have a small rib cage. So I generally just have to purchase from the UK and hope they are good which about 95% of the time they are. I just don't bother with a bra anymore, unless the shirt demands I have a bra. Thankfully nearly 33 and the ravages of gravity haven't attacked me yet. :D
@@Valerie_turtlegir Same, I have a small frame but large cup size so finding a bra that's actually comfortable is difficult. If it weren't for weirdos I'd never wear a bra outside at all and just put on pasties under my shirts 😂 it's just funny hearing grown adults perplexed about why some people choose not to wear bras as if it's weird
One can only hope Lewis eventually swipes to an egg carrier with a love for humongous camel cloning stated clearly among her top interests. A love epos waiting to happen
Lewis for godssake, I've been listening to you already blabber for some many years now and you're an intelligent lad. So stop searching in that muck and get somewhere you can meet people with some braincells.. Get out there, join an art workshop, or something else that interests you and meet people normally, organicly. Not saying it's won't suck getting out and into new situation, but it sure as beats this crap.
Dear oh dear Lewls. Take it as a blessing that you can vet their grammar and spelling before you meet them. You know we couldn't do that in the old days. There's someone for everyone. You''ll find your person.
The dating market is horrible now. Lewis need to pick up hidden words of online dating women. Eg, attention mean give her alot of his time, travel means need to provide her lifestyle. Online date apps isn't the way to meet a good woman.
Very true. Unless you're a really good looking guy, you'll have much more success just talking to women irl. I got way more dates in a couple months of doing that then I did in 5+ years of dating apps
I think for whatever reason you guys have a quite skewed view on what people use to play games. For most it’s a console. For most it’s the console their friends have so they can play cod together The reason it’s a console instead of a pc is because pcs don’t work. They break. You need to be more than just a person who can plug a box in. You need to be able to trouble shoot and fix shit. Also pcs are expensive. For something that works to the standard of a ps5 and doesn’t break its expensive. It’s just what pcs do.
You realise the PC gaming and console gaming market are split almost 50/50? Your comment is ironically just as skewed, you're just on the opposite half.
@@elliswebster7041 and it's the complete opposite for me, just like it is for the Yogs. Your personal social group isn't representative of everyone. In reality it's about 50/50. Probably tends to skew more to PC for older demographics than younger too due to the upfront cost being a bit higher and it requiring a bit more knowledge to get into PC.
@@elliswebster7041 stats show the split is like 45/55, you can just search up the market stats, not hidden info. And a lot of adults need PCs for their work, I'm a software developer for example, so it makes sense they'd just have one for both work and gaming if they game as a hobby, rather than also spending the money on a console. I haven't owned a console since the PS3 and have zero need for one. Cheaper just to upgrade my PC every few years than ever thinking about a console.
I have a huge gaping vagina, an average C-cup and I am not wearing bras in the scorching heat, or thick fabric shirts. I am well aware of my nipples being noticable. I don't care if makes guys like Pyrion happy, if it makes guys like Lew Lew ponder on the occurrence or if guys like Sips are, umh.. unaware and Sips-y. I just wanna be comfortable :)
I mean he had a relationship with Hanna for years, and it was no secret. Guess you haven't been watching the yogscast for long. People and their gay stereotypes tsk tsk.
‘I’m nearly the average man.’ - Lewis Brindley
After 5 years of running around and 2 failed engagements. This episode hits close. I wish you the best Lewis, stay positive with yourself. You have achieved more than most of us would in life times. Im sure the right one will show up at the right time.
Hope ya doing good yourself mate
@@gabrielvalencia7647 Yeah mate, all good. Just gotta move forward you know. cheers bud
I'm getting the feeling Pyrion doesn't actually want to help Lewis with his online dating, but is just taking the piss out of it instead
That is the quintessential British male friendship and I wouldn’t change it for the world
I mean ultimately these dating apps are shite for the monetisation reasons Lewis mentioned.
You sorta have to find people IRL to date, which you'll only do through hobbies. I would know because I'm having the exact same struggles as Lewis and realise I should probably have more hobbies and put myself out there more.
lewis describes my exact frustrations with bios in dating apps. people seem like braindead
Expose your bio
Imagine your on a dating site and you see Lewis and your like :O and then he blocks you immediately. Incredible
You’re
I need more of Lewis's dating app gripes
As a Siobhan who literally just signed up to hinge, I'm taking this as a sign to uninstall. Thanks!
please make sips lead the ads more often 💀💀💀
lewis is simply too nice for this world.
Yeah I can relate to Lewis. I recently got out of a relationship and tried dating apps again and its just a chore using them at all, I just gave up and am gonna try to meet someone in person
I am lewlew shaped and sized, i too am reduced to choosing between width fitting croptops and length appropriate ship sails (my preference). My best advice shop the womens section. Or use some of the yogventures money to splash out on a few tailored items.
A Triforce podcast on my birthday! What else could I ask for! Been a fan of the podcast since probably episode 60 and a yogscast fan since I can remember! Thanks for so much joy, cringe, and just general good times!
Happy birthday! It’s always great seeing you in the comment section 🙂
How old is the birth day boy?
Sip and Pyrion helping young Lew Lew find love is everything I need in my life. Take it away boys and find that man a wife! 😂😂
Poor Lewis
Trying to explain the problems with modern dating and the way online dating is just a slog
While dads Pyrion and Sips think its the bees knees and a perfect system
Stay strong lewis o/
I can relate with the height thing so hard, I used to buy medium sized clothes, but now I need to buy like the smallest clothes from the shop. I am like 175 cm, so probably around same height with Lewis (8- 10 cm smaller than average male in my country) and do a lot of gym, so I am still pretty bulky and larger than I used to. I think people have just gotten taller and fatter in average, so if you are in pretty "normal" shape and size, it's become abnormal. And yea it's pretty rough to find clothes sometimes what is weird, I kind of used to think also that I am around average man, I guess not.
I can't relate to the height, apart from my issue is when I sleep, my feet are always off the bed or riding the underground, my neck is always bent. But, I used to suffer from the clothes issue, I used to weigh almost 115kg when I was 13 years old. All my teenage years I was overweight. I used to buy size 44 jeans. I finally had enough 8 years ago and decided to starve myself. I dropped 30kgs within 2 months. As you would imagine, I ended up in hospital.
My point is, love yourself as you are not as you think you have to be. Work on your health and happiness. Thats what's important. Not some silly text in a predatory business dating app.
Scoop it up with your F’ing hands :) nice
9:24
Lewis: I have like, a 28-inch…
My mind, instantly: penis
Lewis: …waist
Love Pyrion’s passion for boobs in the beginning of the pod, can completely relate 😂
- and hearing him call sips Chris really threw me off 😂
hearing three of possibly the most unfashionable men talk about monderday fashion was hilarious
Had a long msg typed but in summary pflax is the only fully in touch and functional person in this podcast.
That Thumbnail is goated
When I was on dating sites I paid for premium so it would show me who already swiped on me so I could wade through the matches.
i think i detect a cut in the audio. too hot for radio
Hey, I enjoyed one of the Resident Evil movies! I was like ten, and it was my first exposure to the franchise, but still.
I still think of Resident Evil as a movie thing instead of a game thing, having never played any of the games lol
The Korean Age System blew my mind, i had to google it immediately if it was an actual thing, and it was - which is kind of crazy. To think you could be born on the 31. of dezember and immediately be 2 years old after 1 day is just so unusual.
Lewis brother, stop using dating apps.
He's driving himself crazy
Yeah... They're really terrible. I think he would better trying group events, meetups like picnics, hiking etc. Better to meet people in person than sit their causing yourself instantly mental health stress on these cursed dating apps.
36:13 i used match for a short while, but i realized a problem quickly. as a man, if you dont pay 30-50$ a month, then you cant talk to people that you match with. you cant even talk. the app is shit
Its easier to get a job than a date on those apps lol. Think there was a statistic published that said 2/3 of people on the apps are not on there for a date at all. Its just a ego stroke for most people.
No views. 25s ago 😂 I could NOT of clicked the notification faster
Yowza
I swear Lewis is starting to sound like Jeremy vine
"Harvest them from the infants!" Jesus Christ lol
I went through a similar time like Lewis did last year and now im in the best relationship ever, those apps are all shit and dont work, just meet someone nice in person!!!
How did you happen to meet someone in person?
LEWIS BRINDLEY AND ALL 5'8" SKINNY DUDES! BUY LEVI'S 510's or 511's 29x29
ALSO LEWIS, FOR LEVI'S 28 is actually a children's size so you have to shop at the trendy teen store or buy onlineb
Levi's are massively over priced in the UK. Literally 3 times the price of the US just because they marketed them as a luxury when they came to the UK.
Well, not that it particularly matters to Lewis.
I feel very attacked
Your opinions on bras made me lose brain cells 😂 I can't speak for all women but bras are very uncomfortable, even ones without an underwire. I haven't worn a bra in years for this reason. Wearing a bra in the summer is a nightmare unless I wear what's essentially a bandeau but those don't provide much support. And sometimes it's impractical to wear one with certain shirts/dresses. Either way I'm not sure why bra-less women bother anyone when there are people walking around topless
I agree 100%. I am in the US and as large breasted gal find any bra that is comfortable is a nightmare, because apparently in the US you can't have a large cup size and have a small rib cage. So I generally just have to purchase from the UK and hope they are good which about 95% of the time they are. I just don't bother with a bra anymore, unless the shirt demands I have a bra. Thankfully nearly 33 and the ravages of gravity haven't attacked me yet. :D
@@Valerie_turtlegir Same, I have a small frame but large cup size so finding a bra that's actually comfortable is difficult. If it weren't for weirdos I'd never wear a bra outside at all and just put on pasties under my shirts 😂 it's just funny hearing grown adults perplexed about why some people choose not to wear bras as if it's weird
the 11k hour Dota flex XD good lord dude
Who would get the most dates if they where all single?
I say this without a hint of irony, I love how much Pyrion loves women, omg
So Lewis is a large child size 😂
Every episode i watch i say to myself im worried pyrions stupidy is wearing off on me. But i can still easily recognize it so i think im still good 🎉
I wonder if pyrion would have the same opinion about his daughters going braless🤔
19:20 lmao
I think youre all very handsome attractive men :)
Almost had to take a 15 during that conversation about braless sweaters.
Lewis and his small Lebanese child problems...
Lewis being 5'9 is the funniest part of this podcast, dude is 5'7 tops. He is the twink.
Lewis, as a known social media hater, why do you think you would have any success or pleasure browsing through SOCIAL MEDIA DATING?
He resident evil movies are great
One can only hope Lewis eventually swipes to an egg carrier with a love for humongous camel cloning stated clearly among her top interests. A love epos waiting to happen
Lewis for godssake, I've been listening to you already blabber for some many years now and you're an intelligent lad. So stop searching in that muck and get somewhere you can meet people with some braincells.. Get out there, join an art workshop, or something else that interests you and meet people normally, organicly. Not saying it's won't suck getting out and into new situation, but it sure as beats this crap.
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Dear oh dear Lewls. Take it as a blessing that you can vet their grammar and spelling before you meet them. You know we couldn't do that in the old days. There's someone for everyone. You''ll find your person.
Les rêves des amoureux sont comme le bon vin
Oh, Pflax is not going to like the end of season 1 of Perry Mason.
The dating market is horrible now.
Lewis need to pick up hidden words of online dating women. Eg, attention mean give her alot of his time, travel means need to provide her lifestyle. Online date apps isn't the way to meet a good woman.
Very true. Unless you're a really good looking guy, you'll have much more success just talking to women irl. I got way more dates in a couple months of doing that then I did in 5+ years of dating apps
God you guys are pathetic. You seem like the types to never go a day of your life without complaining about something. Christ.
I think for whatever reason you guys have a quite skewed view on what people use to play games.
For most it’s a console.
For most it’s the console their friends have so they can play cod together
The reason it’s a console instead of a pc is because pcs don’t work. They break. You need to be more than just a person who can plug a box in. You need to be able to trouble shoot and fix shit.
Also pcs are expensive. For something that works to the standard of a ps5 and doesn’t break its expensive. It’s just what pcs do.
You realise the PC gaming and console gaming market are split almost 50/50?
Your comment is ironically just as skewed, you're just on the opposite half.
@@1GAMEDOG1I don't know anyone that plays games on a computer, most people I know play console
@@elliswebster7041 and it's the complete opposite for me, just like it is for the Yogs.
Your personal social group isn't representative of everyone. In reality it's about 50/50.
Probably tends to skew more to PC for older demographics than younger too due to the upfront cost being a bit higher and it requiring a bit more knowledge to get into PC.
@@1GAMEDOG1 most people that play games are on the younger side, or play casually which consoles are designed for. I don't belive the 50/50 split 💀
@@elliswebster7041 stats show the split is like 45/55, you can just search up the market stats, not hidden info.
And a lot of adults need PCs for their work, I'm a software developer for example, so it makes sense they'd just have one for both work and gaming if they game as a hobby, rather than also spending the money on a console.
I haven't owned a console since the PS3 and have zero need for one. Cheaper just to upgrade my PC every few years than ever thinking about a console.
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Has he broken up with Leo?
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I have a huge gaping vagina, an average C-cup and I am not wearing bras in the scorching heat, or thick fabric shirts. I am well aware of my nipples being noticable. I don't care if makes guys like Pyrion happy, if it makes guys like Lew Lew ponder on the occurrence or if guys like Sips are, umh.. unaware and Sips-y. I just wanna be comfortable :)
I alway thought Lewis was gay. 😅
ok
Gay for moleman sure
I mean he had a relationship with Hanna for years, and it was no secret. Guess you haven't been watching the yogscast for long. People and their gay stereotypes tsk tsk.