6:22 is an excellent illustration of something that causes me, a tall person, endless frustration. Notice how after XL they stop getting taller and just get WIDE
"Post malone looks like a figurine someone draw with crayon all over it" -damian(Emkay) if quotes are permitted in r/rareinsults, we got a good candidate.
I love that his laugh starts as a chuckle then for no reason it develops into this crude sound of wheezing, and is followed by coughing The joke was barely funny but he still dies over it And it’s not like he was laughing hard from the start it’s like his brain immediately thinks to laugh but then it realises the joke and then actually laughs So you get 2 laughs in one It’s honestly sometimes funnier than the posts themselves and just makes my day a bit better 1:50 is a great example of this
especially "a storm raged inside him destroying everything and every one in his path" and "NE NAW NE NAW crash crashhis anger was uncontained!" because drama
"Oh poggers!" "Whats that?" "It basically means hype, or excitement." *a few hours later* "Do you want to watch The Bee Movie Damien?" "Sure" "POGGERS"
Damien: I said poggers when me and my friends made plans to see a film. Me: I said pog when my mum handed me a new pillow case when I was making my bed. I sadly feel you.
7:11 I'm from South India, I can translate that So basically its a Tamil idiom which people use when they want to say "Thats a stupid question" (I don't speak Tamil very well so sorry if its wrong I speak in English most of time)
Scream into the phone DO THE MARIO SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE COME ON ITS TIME TO GO DO THE MARIO and if that doesn't work then put it on loop for 10 hours straight then and only they may you rest
4:21 The thing with that? I recognize that username. He's an actual medical professional, and he makes really educational, entertaining, and informative videos about bizarre and influential medical cases. That's not clickbait, and it's not a shitpost. Whatever it is, it's REAL.
6:47 I feel this man. I follow an "amazing facts" acc on Twitter for amazing facts, but it's turned into them just posting their feelings. Like bro I'm here for amazing facts.
@@Charrcoal one that is scientifically accurate. One that is biologically correct. One that realizes it's still a mental disorder even though they forced it through that it's not? Yea I'm one of those that keeps this country going around why you all protest
4:16 that chubby emu guy is actually really cool! His videos seem very clickbaity but watching them is really entertaining. But he does make me think stepping on a Lego will cause my entire cardiovascular system to implode on itself so
“Grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills!” “Winner gets to see grandma” plot twist: the pills killed grandma Everyone wins! edit: bitches i told you all i didn’t copy anyone i just probably had the same idea as whoever you guys are talking about
Theres no harm in a fun joke but when you harass people for asking why it gets annoying and makes the trans and the rest of the LGBT community seem like sensitive babies and the mobs in minecraft are pretty much genderless so eh
deadle cheescake pfft, he was in my discord server but he didn’t say the asshole shit. It was different, and he got banned. P.S How would you no I’m attention seeking?
i was watching this when my friend came over and screamed in the silent auditorium *"i snOrtED my GrAmMa'S aSHEs-"* and i have the need to share it. you ever asked for it, but you got it
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY VIDEO www.reddit.com/r/Emkay/ !!!!!!!
sup
o w o
EmKay aight
HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY VIDEO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*O w O*
teacher: why are you laughing?
me: nothing
my brain: (damien laugh)
Antonell that so true
Your pic is amazing
damien laughing is the worst becausr its annoying
@@HoochJune oh shut up. Boomer.
@@koiiac 666 is not even cursed anyway
"Grandma is dead so let's eat all of her pills"
WINNER GETS TO GO SEE GRANDMA!!!
Oh no......
R/cursedwords
Oh my god I just got the joke
Oh no,ooh no,that's not good
r/cursedcomments
1:06 I love how Damien completely missed the fact that the guy's name was "ILoveAnalSex" 😂
Clutch McTryhard lmao
Ivan is that you?
Least that guy is honest
teh_scy I love it too maybe you don’t that’s fine
8:39
When you’re trying to start your car, but it’s out of gas.
that's what noise my mom's car makes when it's running at all
Kakyoin...
Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero
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@@tuamatrem8304 😈🤜🚶♂️💨🌃
🍩🕛
11:24 can we just talk about that noise for a second
I don't wanna tho
lmao
Luke S sounded like lemon from adventure time
@@knowscope9508 more like a racing car drifting x)
HMHHHHH
13:11 Damien sounds like Tarzan who fell off the rope and drowned
Anatoli_RUS holy shit U right
Then drowned
R/rareinsults
Oh my god 😂😂😂
Omg so underrated-
My mum: Go play with the neighbour’s kid, he seems nice.
The Neighbour’s Kid: 11:25
Lol
Haha what-
@L. A. Bautista don't think you get how cursed comments work
The unvaccinated kid: 20:00
MMMMMMMMMMH
*"words are weapons, but weapons are also weapons"*
yes like this mg15
@@diobrando3551 this is the police. put the gun down. or don't. these guns we have are nerf guns.
Technology speaking, everything is a weapon
Is the funny
Words are weapons I’d be terrified
"the amount of face tattoos Post Malone has is ridiculous"
Lil Skies:
(°-°) ( ° - °)
.0.
Lil uzi vert 😐😶
I don't get it '-
ugh ok
Literally who
"Bleach can prevent pregnancy"
"What!? That'll kill you
"Exactly"
r/Technicallythetruth
Nathan gami post that on reddit dipstick
Meh
Nathan gami 101 comment
That always works with my gf when she's pregnant!
Oh so that exsplains why my mum died when she told me to get her milk
6:22 is an excellent illustration of something that causes me, a tall person, endless frustration. Notice how after XL they stop getting taller and just get WIDE
"Post malone looks like a figurine someone draw with crayon all over it" -damian(Emkay)
if quotes are permitted in r/rareinsults, we got a good candidate.
0:24
My brain when I’m trying to be productive
lmao my brain just flashes me emkay memes
What are the odds i was just looking through r/emkay
Quite high since I spend my whole day
He gets paid, whereas you don't?
@@Kronos0999 wow where did that come from jesus
@@sanjivinsmoke9154 the odds
You mean only the best subreddit which you should join today because it'll be worth it?
I love that his laugh starts as a chuckle then for no reason it develops into this crude sound of wheezing, and is followed by coughing
The joke was barely funny but he still dies over it
And it’s not like he was laughing hard from the start it’s like his brain immediately thinks to laugh but then it realises the joke and then actually laughs
So you get 2 laughs in one
It’s honestly sometimes funnier than the posts themselves and just makes my day a bit better
1:50 is a great example of this
Dude your laugh is like two people laughing. The weeze and the normal laugh 😂 lol
7:22 Annoying Orange posted that on my birthday. I will never forget this.
Prove it
@@theshadowgeneral1759 hey bros my name is pewwwwwpiepie
@@Vanilla-Suite :o
I feel sorry for you
@@CrystalRoots102 Nah I find it funny
7:20 *seeing Orange’s reply* Somethings wrong I can feel it
Omfg I was taking a shit then saw this lmao
@@WizardFolfo5284 I know this is a month ago but
Nice
But like, will there be a “Mike wazowski gets chips 2”
Edit: I almost forgot about this comment, and then i saw the like and reply amount. Nice.
BruteWorld Gaming
And another one to make it a trilogy
Garfield
Omar
Josephi Krakowski
Yeah, it does end on a cliff hanger, doesn't it?
Everybody: *laughs*
Damien: *laugh wheeeeeeze cough cough*
He just a happy lad living his best life
2:58 sounds like a roleplay scene.
As someone who roleplays a lot, this is true.
especially "a storm raged inside him destroying everything and every one in his path" and "NE NAW NE NAW crash crashhis anger was uncontained!"
because drama
I couldnt stop laughing
As a Roleplayer, completely accurate
11:46 HIS NAME IS REMY, WHY CAN NO ONE REMEMBER THAT
I forgot what I was originally going to comment so I’m commenting this instead.
Shut the fuck up
I CAN'T COOK, BUT HE CAN
The guys named Linguine right?
I spell it "Remi" to make people angry.
1:04
My mom would give me a look over and say "that damn phone"
I feel bad for who checked the annoying orange twitter and found horrible jokes instead
Why? That's why they checked that page
... WHY DOES YOUR COMMENT RHYME WITH THE TERRIBLE ONE ABOVE???!!! x,D
@@sdivine13 the official account replying to someone by saying fuck you. That's why.
@@pllskip961 100% that's your own channel lmao
Adam grgrg no i'm white lol
2:41 nah, his mom is still alive, she just got coloured
Nice look at the amount of likes
Driftorz 2/ animation 245??
1:53 me when I fake laugh at a girls joke but while laughing I realize it’s actually funny.
7:34
The people on the other side of the hamster face time.
*N I C E*
Indiana to India.. But HOW??
Edit: a bag fell on my head
His name is skweezy jibbs and hes fucking hilarious
As someone who lives in indiana every time i say i live in indiana i get "Ur from india?"
@@koisj8310 but the dude who thats screen shots from is a comedian
@@ztm454 ???
@@koisj8310 skweezy jibbs is a big time face book comedian its not even his only India joke hea hilarious
6:31 love him or hate him he’s spitting fax
I liked at 69 likes
Literary he's a fax machine
@@spl4ttack no shit sherlock
Out of all the languages he chose to speak fax
0:52 as a trans person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
have you seen winston from overwatch
@@jotarokujo4787 have you seen winston from overwatc
@@coolworms7297 no i have not what about you
@@jotarokujo4787 me neither
As another trans person i can also confirm.
4:37 wait a second... this is them newgrounds p*rn games!
because it is search it *whsipers* MNF last dong bender.
@cotto gonzalez me
How do you even know...?
Wait, I don't want to know.
It's called the last c*ck bender on mnf
Don't ask how I was right and I was curious
"Oh poggers!"
"Whats that?"
"It basically means hype, or excitement."
*a few hours later*
"Do you want to watch The Bee Movie Damien?"
"Sure"
"POGGERS"
Yike
Wait what does poggers/pog really mean
r/comedyheaven: Isn’t really supposed to be funny
Damian: *WHEEEEEEEZE*
It's supposed to be so unfunny that the unfunniness becomes the joke and is therefore funny.
7:38: Yay my sleep paralysis demon is in love
yay
1:08 I'm more concerned about his username
Ahh
Im concerned about your profile
stop.
His mother seems to love it
His mother seems to love it
My pee is red cuz I squeeze my peen like a toothpaste tube.
Some times it's the consistency of Salsa.
Imagine peeing a different way.
how to delete someone elses coment?
*wheeze*
Oh I use my peen to make toothpaste and give it to my baby sister cause she likes the taste
@@sanuiii wtf
@@sanuiii and I oop
"Oh poggers"
Damien- 2019
:3
Damien: I said poggers when me and my friends made plans to see a film. Me: I said pog when my mum handed me a new pillow case when I was making my bed. I sadly feel you.
Why can’t people just support the Minecraft bees transition. Smh
Cause then my honey farm wont get optimal rates. What else will I do when I can't generate 5000 honey bottles an hour?
@@uiomancannot7931 Eat bugs
@@FortRoxic only when i'm asleep bby
Uioman Cannot compromises must be made for the benefit of the lgbeet community
@@uiomancannot7931 *confused screaming*
Roses are red
I don’t do meth
10:39
😂
Garfield
Top notch humor
Azure 202 haha
Your pfp proves im dirty minded
1:42 even if they succeeded it would still be cringeworthy ngl
I love your channel :D
𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 hello again
No matter where I go, you're there.
@@themanwiththeplan8081 yeah shes literally on the comment section of every video i watch
YOU'RE EVERYWHERE!
7:11 I'm from South India, I can translate that
So basically its a Tamil idiom which people use when they want to say "Thats a stupid question"
(I don't speak Tamil very well so sorry if its wrong I speak in English most of time)
yeah u are right but if u translate it raw it i different.
@@notbadgamer8163 yes exactly its an idiom
Oh so that's what it meant! I'm from South India too, but I didn't know it was an idiom
12:10 Just for context, this is from an AskReddit about 'words that destroyed you'.
"What starts with an 'a' and ends with a 'pple'"
"African American Apple"
I don't remember making this
@@abandoned-user5835 nothing starts with n and ends with g, prove me wrong
@@abandoned-user5835 it's literally just on r/dadjokes
@@scritch8833 Nursing.
@@WThroat I see your username ;)
1:04 so let’s not talk about this dudes name, ok damien
😂
🤣🤣
Fuck Nigga Bitch Take a Nigga Shit
111 like
8:25
2:51 - 2:58
Me: “I sense a great disturbance in the force”
Yes
Wait pee isnt supposed to be white and sticky?
No it supposed to be red or purple >.>
Mine is orange..
ok why did my reply get deleted
Mine is clear not any color
The pee is white and sticky thing was posted on my birthday
7:35 the dude on the left looks like the dudes from Horton hears a who
More like the skinny guy from Jimmy neutron
Looks like the cat in the hat
@@stewedtea sad on what drugs can do man....
Nobody:
Damien: dying in front of everyone
7:52 Skyrim shopkeepers when I ask what they have in stock
7:56 Is this the true power of Gold Experience Requiem?
Korega requiem da
I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream.
You will never reach the truth
Could it really be...? Me, Nigel defeated?
wha-
1:54 Everybody gangsta till Damien contracts coronavirus 😳
Kuru* (The Laughing Death)
7:34 The person on the left looks like a who from The Grinch.
Ikr
It’s hooville.
Jk don’t hate me I’m not that lame lol
9:19
So after watching this video, I called that number.
They answered.
I hung up.
They called me back.
*help?*
Awnser it
Answer, scream WAAAHOOOOOO, and hang up
Ima call it too
@Jesus Hernandez lol they hung up
Scream into the phone DO THE MARIO SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE COME ON ITS TIME TO GO DO THE MARIO and if that doesn't work then put it on loop for 10 hours straight then and only they may you rest
when you say UwU or Pog while with your family during a conversation: ABORT ABORT!!!!
If i see someone in my family say UwU They are not in my family
@@user-lb7ct6uj9u my oldest sister says it jokingly
Nobody:
The Australian kids who sang the “rain rain go away” song
What
What will it sound like
69th like
Your laugh just makes everything a hundred times better. Thank you for existing, Damian!
7:44 the guy on the left literally looks like a who from horton hears a who but on crack
Holy crap you're right
Every time Damien laughs It brings joy and happiness and stops me from thinking about going hang hang
1:06 *”ILoveAnalSex”*
Oh God no
Do u
Me and my sis also likes that
@@Namerex yeah same wait wha-
Me, a furry: *STARTS TAKING CLOTHES OFF*
9:52 people getting offended over a simple question. Perfect 👌🏿
.____.
Ok furry
zach drat yak
I'm confused
You terrifiy me, you blue ripoff garbage bear
"pants are an illusion and so is death."
it's not edited in anyway and ie love that. it's just the actual quote. that show was mega funny
7:54
[ *Insert Diavolo joke here* ]
Wha-?
@@themadgamer1122 wha-?
Wha-?
wha-?
wha-?
4:21
The thing with that? I recognize that username. He's an actual medical professional, and he makes really educational, entertaining, and informative videos about bizarre and influential medical cases.
That's not clickbait, and it's not a shitpost. Whatever it is, it's REAL.
I love his videos
Watch the video it's actually crazy
Well at 7:53 that's nigel farage who's this evil politician.
@@burningthefields
I'm not sure who you meant to reply to, but I don't think it was me
@@McBehrer
_Silence Mortal_
When you can figure out if it's Damian or Zack before they say which one they are
"He is too dangerous to be kept alive"
8:56 The fact that it’s a Hunger Games poster makes it so much better
Thor: I'm Thor.
Genie: You're Thor?
Thor: Well it hurts.
If I had reddit i would put this in r/comedyheaven-
@@slytherinkrab9975 Aladdin king of thieves.
@@goldensentinel7715 oml
6:47 I feel this man. I follow an "amazing facts" acc on Twitter for amazing facts, but it's turned into them just posting their feelings. Like bro I'm here for amazing facts.
0:53 I’m trans and I can confirm this has happened to me about 6 times since I realized I was trans
wait, what?
Yeah it gets kinda annoying after a while like I get it you're Winston from Overwatch
Since you relized you were trans. ....... you mean since you chose to be trans.
theres always one...
@@Charrcoal one that is scientifically accurate. One that is biologically correct. One that realizes it's still a mental disorder even though they forced it through that it's not? Yea I'm one of those that keeps this country going around why you all protest
"ah to be young and in love"
The most relatable line ever
Is it salty
If it is ask daddy whys there a protein shake in your bed
Well if don’t want to wake up to a sore asshole in the morning i suggest not
"It will go. Bloop"
I'm not going to recover from that.
When you coment before damien laughs
I AM SPEED
_Impossible_
4:16 that chubby emu guy is actually really cool! His videos seem very clickbaity but watching them is really entertaining.
But he does make me think stepping on a Lego will cause my entire cardiovascular system to implode on itself so
listening to Damien attempt to make weird sounds brings me an inexplicable amount of joy
7:57 This is…… requiem.
veryepicgamer 21
He will never reach reality
No this is Patrick
KING CRIMSON
I got a mercari ad
Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha-
First the sticky pee was in kids on RUclips now it's on comedy heaven.
“Grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills!”
“Winner gets to see grandma”
plot twist: the pills killed grandma
Everyone wins!
edit: bitches i told you all i didn’t copy anyone i just probably had the same idea as whoever you guys are talking about
Ok
Copier
copycat lol
_oh,
wait i copied someone? i get accused for copying when i have original ideas WHYYYYYYYYYYYY :C
8:49
_kakyoin emrald splashes the door down_
*_"DID SOMEONE SAY CHERRIES?"_*
Inaccurate.
The door deflected the emerald splash.
4÷÷%/5_^&
@Sean Moon 😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭
@@HH-jc3kj I'm posting this on reddit, is that ok with you?
@@razzodazzee a
I love how he can pronounce Jayanthinivasan Nivasan but can’t pronounce Anesthesiologist😂🤣👌🏼 Good times, Damien. Good times😂👌🏼
Are you tamil?
தமிழில் பேசுமொருத்தன் no... who tf is Tamil??😂👌🏼
Never mind
4:17 i watch this channel and its what happened, his videos look like clickbait but they are actually very interesting
Same I have learned so much from his videos
Damian is that one friend who's laugh is absolutely precious and makes you laugh even harder 😂
Day 31 of commenting until Damien releases a laughing ASMR
Godspeed soldier, Godspeed...
You legend
Keep in going man
@@gabrielmontes289 thx
last time i saw ur comment i thought u were joking but u werent
5:58 If you notice (or have pretty good eyes), the orange guy's name is yoshikage Kira, uffff.
"you have revealed my true identity"
"KILLER QUEEN BITE ZA DUSTO"
@@dyboszek8057 Actually wondering if the orange guy kid is actually using his older brother's profile :/
@@babagitetv48 Yeah he maybe did it for karma
@@dyboszek8057 If that is so, then we need to call r/quityourbs. And maybe "Yoshikage Kira" gets bad rep after that, lel.
You seem to have found my identity. You must be eliminated now. KILLER QUEEN, DAISAN NO BAKUDAN: BITES ZA DUSTO!
“Larry playing the tuba”
Me: that’s a freaking sousaphone!!
8:21 I remember watching this when I was like 7 and being disappointed when it was all an April fool’s joke and his son didn’t get cut open 😂
furry: genderless virtual bee is trans
engineer tf2: how
furry: blocked
Theres no harm in a fun joke but when you harass people for asking why it gets annoying and makes the trans and the rest of the LGBT community seem like sensitive babies and the mobs in minecraft are pretty much genderless so eh
@@bug675 They ARE sensitive babies.
@@bug675 Except the Villagers those guys can be considered part of the LGBT community those guys be making babies with just pieces of bread
@@imamess.9078 Twitter's abundance of them disagrees.
They couldn't handle the Texas style
8:34 NO WAY THIS GUY WAS IN MY ROLEPLAY DISCORD SERVER
2019 is actual drama Pls help it reminded me of Hetalia...
Yeah your both attention seeking stop lying for attention before karma hits you
deadle cheescake pfft, he was in my discord server but he didn’t say the asshole shit. It was different, and he got banned.
P.S
How would you no I’m attention seeking?
@@kathvg did you escape the fandom? Or are you new?
Jillian Ablen it’s a long story my friend
Damien's laughs are the one of the best laughs
2:58 This part’s my favorite, reminds me of stories I used to write when I was in elementary school😆
His laugh makes me feel all warm and fuzzy ♥️
Omg same! But my pee is red and sticky
3:21 I'm dead. Because I remember my friend making that and we are still friends today! I am showing him this! 😭😂
i'm watching this at one in the morning laughing my ass off while my parents are asleep and don't regret it
i was watching this when my friend came over and screamed in the silent auditorium *"i snOrtED my GrAmMa'S aSHEs-"* and i have the need to share it.
you ever asked for it,
but you got it
When the vid is up for 27 seconds and already has 5 likes STONKS
Bruh imagine just absentmindedly cmshotting into the toilet
Teacher:- how motor starts?
Emkay :- (start laughing) just like this
No clue what Pog means at all. I must be old.
I'M 25.
Poggers
Pogger2
Pogchamp
You absolute pog
Pogism