Navy vet here: We had a jet crash in the desert... the pilot didn't make it out. The wreckage was spread over a good 1/2 mile or more. We had to go out to the site, walk in a line about 6 feet apart and look for any bit or piece of aircraft. We would mark the spot where we found pieces with a little flag. If we found something that didn't look like aircraft or looked like clothing or something that would be on the floor of a butcher shop, we had to yell for one of the "response team" to come over. Not pleasant!
I was once a cleaner for a large university in the UK. I was cleaning their student accommodation and I had a room that had an en-suite bathroom cover in crap, a Fleshlight under the bed and drugs in the drawer. I was like “wtf?”
Had to hand them over to campus security so they could get police involved. For the sake of probably like £10 worth of weed, it wasn’t worth me losing my job paying near enough double the minimum wage at the time for my age bracket
Regarding the kid who had to clean the grease trap: I’m a microbiologist. There is a concentrated solution of bacteria that you can use to break down the solid waste and fat in the grease trap overnight, and for what it’s worth, it would cost less than employing someone to do it for many hours.
Julia Zawadzka Yes, there are some genetically engineered to break down lipids and carbohydrate wastes and are completely non pathogenic. There are bacteria everywhere anyway so it should be completely safe.
Poor young teenager being assigned to clean grease trap. He must have been traumatized. Peice of crap manager taking advantage of the young naive worker
While I was sleeping, my toilet over flowed. The only bit of luck we had was that it was only water. Hour after hour, it flooded through the bedroom into the living room and out the front door. I woke up to frantic knocking on the front door and knew why when my feet squished into the soaked carpet. In the end, I spent Christmas alone in a freezing wet mess. The carpet was pulled up and big fans were blowing through any coat I wore. I had to throw out more than 200 dollars worth of books, a few knickknacks. The horrible part was losing a friend. My downstairs neighbor, who was an awesome person, had been visiting her family. Water ran down her walls and over the floor. Her super-cool cats were traumatized and I couldn't do anything to help. I wrote her a sympathy note, but who knows if she got it and we never spoke again. I'm a little embarrassed at my relief to move a few months later. It felt like I was running from a mess I made, even though I literally slept through the emergency. I'll probably relive the horror on my deathbed.
I’m a paramedic. The grossest award goes to the guy with the deflated leg. My god, the smell. I don’t know how I managed to keep from vomiting until after getting to the hospital. Basically, Guy got a branch through his upper leg. He decides he’s going to save on a trip to the hospital and remove the branch himself. Don’t remove any impalements yourself. Let us do that for you. It got badly infected. When I saw it, it wasn’t a leg anymore. Instead it’s this quivering purple, green and yellow gelatinous mass. I’m the only one not overcome by the god awful smell yet. I just barely touch the leg, and the whole thing deflated like a balloon. How I didn’t gag or vomit at that point, I don’t know. You know the noise a zit makes when you pop it? That’s the sound it made. Guy didn’t survive. I heard he underwent an extreme amputation, but the infection was just too much to be overcome.
My son ate too many lemon creme Oreos one day and puked it all back up later. I had to clean it up all by myself at like 3 am. Normally, I can handle cleaning up his puke because you just get used to doing that. But the faintly sweet lemon scent mixed with stomach acid nearly made me puke as well. I have banned him from eating lemon creme Oreos 😅
The day I quit my job, at a well known fast food joint : I wouldn't give the managers daughter, my weekend hour's... so they kept setting me up, by planting customers! Long story short though, the last straw was this old dude...they had go in, the bathroom...he hit everything, but the toilet (Daddy Daycare style) she said "...you can't clock out, for lunch until you clean that up..." I clocked out, walked out and kept it moving!
33:01 i work at a residential care facility and care for intellectually disabled adults that live there and its true, all kinds of stuff with poop... its still gross but not that gross. I always think "if i dont laugh, ill cry" cause sometimes, man, its just Bad.
I had just got home and checked on our pregnant mare (horse for those who don't know what a mare is) when I looked into the stall . She had given birth but the colt wasn't breathing and half of its birth sack was still on It. I ran into the stall shoving the mare to the side I tried CPR the colt. Including mouth to snout breathing. The mare came over to me laying her head on my shoulder. Then she started making these soft chuffing sound and gently touching the side of my face. The colt didn't make it. It was likethe mare was comforting me. Every time I walked into the barn after that.The mare came to the stall door and made these soft chuffing sounds. Like she was talking to me . I had to give her a good petting and she always nozzled me gently on the face. It's was like she knew what I did to try and save her colt. The vet told us the colt was born too early. There was nothing I could have done to save it. That made me feel less guilty about not being able to save the colt.
I have a couple from my ~ interesting ~ life, but this one is the best and it isn't even mine. A rather strange 60+ yo Veteran coworker with a septic company messing with the elbow where the opening is to unstick the plumbing. The cap or screw or whatever is broken, unbeknownst to him. Using some rebar, he goes to start poking at the pipe when bam: crap water projectiles directly into him. And all he does is stand there and wait it out, while his two person backup crew and several construction workers vomit uncontrollably somewhere behind him. When it's finished, he's standing there covered in toilet paper and fecal matter and everything undesirable and he just looks up. Deadpan. At his crew and pretends to smack his lips. And says, "Mmmm, must have had tuna casserole last night!" And everyone else starts puking again.
Never underestimate old people and their ability to find creative ways to crap everywhere. I don't think I've ever had to do anything particularly disgusting, but my mom cleans houses for a living and one time, many yrs ago, a client of hers made her go through her dog's crap with a toothpick to check for heart worms. Yeah, some people just have way too much money.
Dumping a commode that hadn't been cleaned all week splashed in my face (thank God I had my glasses on). My favorite story when people ask about gross things I see as a caregiver.
Businesses really need to hire professionals in body fluid cleaning, grease trap cleaning, anything that puts the average person at risk for bacteria and virus exposure. Especially these days with Covid.
I was a hospice CNA for 3 years in my 20’s. I spent those years changing diapers, cleaning/changing colostomy bags (one actually burst and poured bile all over my leg), bathing old men (which included pulling back foreskins and cleaning the dickcheese), massaging and putting lotion on old men, changing urine and doodoo soaked sheets, all sorts of stuff. One time, I saw my patient get nauseous and was able to grab a trash to put in front of him before he threw up on the floor. Honestly, working at blockbuster was worse. Those patients and families made me feel like a fucking angel for being there. I have never felt more appreciated or needed in my life. Yeah… it was gross, and it was more depressing than a drowning bucket of puppies with cancer, but it was an experience unlike anything else. I still cry, or laugh, or think about those people. I don’t think I can ever forget them.
I worked for a middle school. A kid took a laptop to the bathroom and peed on it. As the IT guy the custodian and nurse pushed the responsibility on me to clean it. The next day the same kid did it again. Never found out why or what his punishment was.
@@edwardgaines6561 it's a bacterium that causes explosive, incredibly foul smelling diarrhoea-and _lots_ of it. Pretty gross and it's a bad time for the patient as well as the healthcare provider who has to deal with it.
I worked for a cleaning contracting company. I got put at a factory. Some grown ass man shit in a gotdamn urinal. There was a toilet literally 2 feet away. The whole factory heard me yell wtfffffff. I only know the whole factory heard it because my boss called me asking my why I was cussing so loud lol
I've bagged & binned my whole menstruating life, further reinforced after moving to the country with my folks. The croft, & all its neighbours, had private water supplies & septic tanks. One neighbour asked if my father, who cleared our septic tank, could clear hers. The previous resident had not bagged & binned, & poon sponges expand when wet. Chemicals, urine, blood, poo, & gunk, was soaked into a veritable sea of cotton wool. Glad I wasn't the one clearing that out
I ate bad burritos. The food poisoning set in the next day and I could barely do anything. One night, it hit me. This intense wave if nausea slaps me. My room is close to the bathroom but I did not make it. I remember up chunking onto my bed so hard that it felt like my stomach was squeezing itself. It was everywhere, on me, on the floor, all over my bed. I had to make the walk of shame across the house to get my mom. It was the worst case of food poisoning I had because I was put into the hospital a day later for dehydration. Ever since, I refuse to eat burrito because the memory of throwing up spicy burrito is burned into my mind.
Same except I had an undercooked corn dog and some lemonade. Won't consume either one now. Only other difference is that I made it to a trashcan. Never again.
My mom worked as a janitor for a college campus back in 2013. She took the job on straight away as the pay was good but didn’t know exactly what to expect. One day, she comes home looking paler than a sheet and I ask how her day was. She begins to tell me about how she’d gone into some rarely used building to clean the women’s bathroom and described the largest poop she’d ever seen to me as “like one of those 5 lbs ground beef logs from Walmart”. She then went on to explain the lengths she had to go through to make it all go down and THEN whoever did that also left their soiled panties in the trash can meant for tampons and pads. I, being 13, couldn’t even contain my laughter, but even after all this time, she still wonders how the hell that person is even still alive after pushing out that crap baby.
When I was working at a fast food place a customer crapped all over the men's room. A co-worker dumped a bucket of water all over it (we had a floor drain). I had to clean it all up. Kathy B.
Worked in a community centre ice rink when I was 15. late night old timers league clogs the toilet and continue to use it instead of asking for it to get unclogged. the entire team must have used it after the first guy clogged it. it was just this massive pile of shit. The only thing I could think to do was run back to the icemaker's shop, grab a broken hockey stick, and stir it until it was liquid enough to flush..... And, blimey, it actually worked.
When I was in high school, I saw a guy gulp down the weight room community chew spit receptacle for $30. He turned up the spittoon and started chugging it, brown tobacco spit dripping from the corners of his mouth as he killed it down. After 5 or 6 swallows, he's finished. He paused briefly before puking his guts out into the nearby trash can ☹ Edit: I, also, watched a guy take a 70+ feet fall while repelling. I was standing at the edge of the cliff watching him descend. He paused about 10 feet below me, said see ya at the bottom, kicked off the rock face, his rope came unfastened (guy who fell was trying out a new method...I almost told him that I wanted to go first but thought I could wait a few more minutes to get rockin' 😬) and slipped right by my feet. He hit a fallen tree and shot out of my sight into the woods. I hooked up to another rope and jumped to the ground in a single kick off. He was absolutely totaled, bones sticking out of his left arm and completely through his left shoe. He was gurgling, trying to breath through blood. He ended up with a broken back, fractured left arm, torn aorta, amputated left leg below the knee. Oh, and there was a fellow from my job that had never been repelling before. My 3 friends and I invited him and he was up top with me when the dude fell. He quickly decided he was no longer interested in repelling after that. Out of our small group I was the only one who continued to repel after that.
To be a manager you needed to clean the trap at least once so when you told someone to do it you could reply never asked you to do something I haven't done. So many passed on the promotion because they couldn't do it.
I can relate to the lady in the first story who was constipated and running a fever. I never had an enema but laxatives and antibiotics cleaned me out. I also found out I had COVID-19 too. It took 2 weeks to get better.
One afternoon when I was 8 and I was at school, it was home time and the whole class was getting ready to leave. One of the boys suddenly made for the door. He was holding his handkerchief and he was puking into it. It was really chunky and thick, like what a dog or cat would being up. The teacher just yelled out, "Off to the toilet"! I remember thinking that it was a bit late for that. Gross!
My bfs moms basement got flooded. So for like a week anytime someone would use the bathroom it’d just go in the basement. There was 8 of us at the time… 1 bathroom. Me and him were tasked to try and get it unclogged. We wore trash bags up to our thighs. It was so bad down there. Burned your eyes. They finally got someone to come do it and after there were piles of toilet paper and poop everywhere. We all worked together to clean up. Everyone was gagging and crying. Sewage was getting on us. The smell was terrible. There was poo water in boxes of clothes Xmas decor old computers. It was terrible. We all started arguing but got it done. It was very stressful.
This happened when I was pregnant. I opened up my bathroom to find my dog had diarrhead all over the floor ....the whole floor. She was covered in it too. So I had to hose her off first, clean and mop the floor where she walked to get outside. Then...the bathroom. I had no choice but to walk on the diarrhea to clean it and i used straight bleach but I smelled it for days in there.
In university I had a job in a restaurant. Part of the job included cleaning the restrooms. The woman’s restroom was always the worst. Sometimes it appeared as though someone would simply bend over at the door of the stall and blast the entire toilet in poop spray. The craziest thing was discovering a giant turd the size of a loaf of bread hanging out of the toilet.
Stepping in dog crap... Barefoot, it's like stepping in soft putty but in doing so released the god aweful smell, I remember when it was fresh and I thought somone simply took a crap that smells like dog crap cause I didn't see the crap. But apparently it was on our brown bathroom Matt's and when I went in to wash up I got more than I bargained for. I ended up washing my feet in the bathtub and my parents came and took the Matt to be "professionally decontaminated". The smell can only be described as burning rotten meat with a mixture of butt sweat. The smell had it's own taste even.
One time, my parents and I were at my grandmother’s house for a good few hours. When we came home, our black Labrador had puked and shit EVERYWHERE. It was all up the walls, all over the floor in every room. I think he’d even peed all over the kitchen floor and we had to clean it up. The smell was indescribable, just absolutely foul. Still have no idea what caused him to do that and he hasn’t done it since. We wondered if it was just the fact he’d been left for a few hours and got frightened. But we’d left him before and he was fine. Something must have really messed him up to make him do that.
Luckily, the worst I can think of was when my nephew who used stay with me 6 days and 6 nights a week woke up crying one night after I'd put him to bed. That _never_ happened before or after. Anyway, I thought maybe he had a bad dream or something and laid down on my bed next to the playpen he slept in and he was on my stomach/chest on his belly and I was singing to him. He was almost asleep again when he lifted his head, looked at me, wide-eyed, and projectile vomited, hitting me square in the center of my neck where it was running down both sides! I sat up quickly, stopping it from landing on my bed and headed to the bathroom where I showered with him sitting in the tub behind me, whining because he was sleepy and very unhappy about a second bath for the night. The barfing sorted out his belly ache immediately though and I barely had his diaper on before he was already asleep. Finished dressing him and back to bed he went!
Actually, I just thought of a worse story from around the same time involving the same nephew. Baby usually went to bed in a onesie or shorts but I made the mistake of putting him to bed in a diaper and t-shirt. I woke up to him, at 9am, yelling "mama!" (he could say Cece, which is what my nieces and nephews call me, but refused to call me anything but "mama" most of the time, no matter how many times I said, "not 'mama'. 'Cece'!"). Anyway, I woke up smelling 💩 and looked over to find he'd taken his diaper off and had 💩 everywhere! I think he even ate some cause he definitely had 💩 breath!! 😳🤢🤦🏻♀️😜🤷🏻♀️😂 needless to say, he was one unhappy, poopy, camper going straight into the tub when I got up! 🤦🏻♀️😂
For me, the most disgusting thing I saw was that I saw a literal mountain of poo in a toilet seat. Now for the most disgusting thing I did, I had to unclog my toilet while keeping quiet due to my dog being asleep. That’s all
I remember once our sewage vent cap outside in the side yard, literally EXPLODED with poo and other nasty stuff in about a 6 foot radius in the back yard. I could smell it when I opened the back door to let the dogs out, and once I saw it, I quickly got the dogs back inside bc I didn’t know if they’d run through it or roll in it. I get some small fencing to block it off from the dogs and upon inspecting it, I started to even wonder if this was our poo. There was so much poo with corn in it, and we hadn’t had corn in a VERY long time. There were also what seemed to be baby wipes, some tampons, and these weird white cone things in it everywhere. I came to the conclusion that this wasn’t just our poo, it’s the neighbors poo too bc we don’t flush baby wipes, tampons, or whatever those white cone things were. That part of the yard stayed fenced off from the dogs for months afterwards bc I just couldn’t handle the idea of them running through it and getting leftover poo particles on their feet and into the house.
My nephew had a procedure done the day before undergoing a operation to repair a rectal prolapse. The morning of the operation he goes to take a bath and something goes horribly wrong and shitting and bleeding everywhere, my sil had to call an Ambulance. The bathroom was horrible the tub was full of shitty bloody water and there was shit and blood all over the floor and wall. I got the fun job of cleaning it up. Fortunately my nephew is fine now.
TL;DR: 10 yr old has diarrhea in Porta-Potty because she had too many marshmallows. Definitely was diarrhea in a portable toilet. Yep, and that was when I was **10 YEARS OLD**! To clarify, I was on a day camp overnight camping trip and I ate WAY too many marshmallows. Guess what happened in the morning. Also, there was almost no TP. I regret it A LOT.
Two stories: -Cleaning out a period blood soaked bathroom, including the blood covered panties that the customer left behind and didn't bother shoving them into the trash can. -Working at a veterinary clinic where a giant doberman had gotten his wet shit to cover the floor, walls. and door. He also knocked over his water bowl, which added to the mess, and essentially made the shit into a soup consistency. It was horrific.
Wow, the grossest things I've ever had to do are clean the cat's litter box, clean up dog/cat poop and puke, and rinse a bucket that my sister puked in.
Cleaning up (for at least a year and a half) after my incontinent husband. I found out how bathroom stalls can look like someone was tapdancing and crapping at the same time. Fortunately, I have a REALLY strong stomach and hardly even gag, but a few times..... Also, cleaning up after him as he had problems swallowing his food - it would sometimes "bounce", or if he was coming down with pneumonia (happened 6-7 times a year). I am sure there were other things, but those were the most frequent and came readily to mind. When I heard the story about the spit in the beer can, that almost made me gag. WTF? why would that affect me?
Cleaning the urine traps. We had a composing toilet at work and we had to clear out the urine traps every other week. Thankfully gloves were provided but on a couple of occasions people got splashed with warm urine. One person nearly vomited. Once a volunteer drop the disinfectant bottle down the composter and the only way to retrieve it was for me to be lowered in by my ankles. One thing worth mentioning. Once a lad took a dump in the urinals. It was just lying there and we were utterly confused. The mechanism of the act wasn't in question but the logistics, since it was a long trough in a covered shed, privacy would have been impossible and we just couldn't work it out. I don't remember what we did but we've never understood what happened.
Don't really remember much, but I do remember when I used to be a hotel housekeeper I had to use a cloth to pull a huge, orange booger from the shower drain
I didn't actually do anything due to my employment position, but I did accomplish an act of speaking up while working at my local grocery store. It was only my 4th day and I was super lucky to have noticed a nasty mess when I did. A customer who was most likely shopping alone must have gotten sick so suddenly because nobody reported the mess (I later noticed she was hiding in the bathroom while waiting for a loved one to bring her new clothes to change into). The fact that no other customers reported it implied that there were no witnesses. Because I spotted the mess, I quickly told a coworker to inform the managers while I watched over it so no one would touch it. The whole situation was thankfully taken care of at the end but it makes me cringe to think what would have happened if the mess was reported too late.🤢
The tap dancing crap guy missed the opportunity to call it crap dancing Also the monitor guy "takes great care" of his lizards but he feeds them live and out in the open...? Man that is dangerous.
I usually have a strong stomach for gross things but I had to stop like halfway through as the amount of stories that spoke about vomit started to get to me. I can handle blood and gore but I can't stomach vomit...
Oh God the tampon/condom one got me. I was around 11/12 when our shower/bath drain was so backed up and Dad had to call a plumber out. They found a massive hair wad blocking the drain that had to get snaked out. It smelled awful. There were 4 of us girls in that house, all with long hair. The plumber was an acquaintance of my Dad and as politely as possible warned him that when the time comes, do NOT let your daughters flush tampons down the toilet even though they say they are flushable. That those can cause thousands of dollars of damage.
... Cut up my own oversized craps with a plastic knife and fork. I wore gloves. I will never forget the feeling of cutting into those craps though. I washed my hands to the elbow three times afterwards with heavy duty soap.
I've had one or two I had to split with a bathroom brush. Several flushes to get out, then a couple more to clean the bathroom brush. But it worked, & no hands
One time I was sitting on my couch where all the sudden urges urges shiting myself. There was no warning or anything it just started coming out. So I ran into the bathtub and took off all my clothing it turns out that the turd wasn't completely out and I ended up with small log in my underwear in the main log in the bathtub. In my Infinite Wisdom I thought that I could just rinse it down the shower drain. Big mistake as it clogged the drain. Since I had used hot water the steam was making the smell even worse and i gagged multiple times.
WRT the stove rat story: Yeah, they do smell like that when they die. Once had a smell in the room I shared with my brother. We thought it was the dog and gave him multiple baths. We found the rat 2 weeks later during a deep clean.
When I worked at my local grocery store, I was hired as a bagger, but found out that that meant other things than just bagging. One time, I was told to clean the restroom, where someone had shit on and outside of the toilet. It was fucking nasty.
Years ago, dad asked me to hold a trash bag so he could dump all the nasty shit coming out of the broken pipe under our house. I kid you not, the smell was so rancid and bad that my nostril “ruptured” and began to bleed. Dad was upset and tried to make me stay to finish the work, when I yelled at him that I was BLEEDING (it got worse in only seconds) as my face now looked like Patrick Bateman after he got blood spattered on him.
I work at a small church. I'm the only employee there and just open and close. After the morning service I was almost ready to go home just need to stock up the bathroom etc. Everyone had gone home so I get a chance to check the ladies room. There was shit everywhere. On top of the toilet. On the floor. On the handicap rails. On the sink. I spent an hour cleaning everything with bleach. Used like 200 paper towels. Holy shit.
The saddest thing about janitors is that nobody acknowledges them. They move throughout the day as if they are invisible.
At my middle school we had this one janitor who everyone loved and was friends with
Navy vet here: We had a jet crash in the desert... the pilot didn't make it out. The wreckage was spread over a good 1/2 mile or more. We had to go out to the site, walk in a line about 6 feet apart and look for any bit or piece of aircraft. We would mark the spot where we found pieces with a little flag. If we found something that didn't look like aircraft or looked like clothing or something that would be on the floor of a butcher shop, we had to yell for one of the "response team" to come over. Not pleasant!
More details please if you don’t mind .
That's so sad =(
Once again glad I'm not human.
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This is the first time I've ever seen someone other than the pinned comment by the RUclipsr more than once in the comments!!!
I wish I was a tree
And yet you can consume our decomposed remains within the soil.
You like dogs peeing on you?
Me: EWWW WTF
Also me: *keeps watching*
I was once a cleaner for a large university in the UK. I was cleaning their student accommodation and I had a room that had an en-suite bathroom cover in crap, a Fleshlight under the bed and drugs in the drawer. I was like “wtf?”
Please tell me u at least kept the drugs as payment for literally cleaning that crap.
Had to hand them over to campus security so they could get police involved. For the sake of probably like £10 worth of weed, it wasn’t worth me losing my job paying near enough double the minimum wage at the time for my age bracket
Regarding the kid who had to clean the grease trap: I’m a microbiologist. There is a concentrated solution of bacteria that you can use to break down the solid waste and fat in the grease trap overnight, and for what it’s worth, it would cost less than employing someone to do it for many hours.
That's really interesting, is the bacteria safe to release via the trap?
Julia Zawadzka Yes, there are some genetically engineered to break down lipids and carbohydrate wastes and are completely non pathogenic. There are bacteria everywhere anyway so it should be completely safe.
Yeah, it is like rid- x for greasetraps. Munch, munch, problem gone.
Poor young teenager being assigned to clean grease trap. He must have been traumatized. Peice of crap manager taking advantage of the young naive worker
While I was sleeping, my toilet over flowed. The only bit of luck we had was that it was only water. Hour after hour, it flooded through the bedroom into the living room and out the front door.
I woke up to frantic knocking on the front door and knew why when my feet squished into the soaked carpet.
In the end, I spent Christmas alone in a freezing wet mess. The carpet was pulled up and big fans were blowing through any coat I wore. I had to throw out more than 200 dollars worth of books, a few knickknacks.
The horrible part was losing a friend. My downstairs neighbor, who was an awesome person, had been visiting her family. Water ran down her walls and over the floor. Her super-cool cats were traumatized and I couldn't do anything to help. I wrote her a sympathy note, but who knows if she got it and we never spoke again.
I'm a little embarrassed at my relief to move a few months later. It felt like I was running from a mess I made, even though I literally slept through the emergency. I'll probably relive the horror on my deathbed.
Why did I start watching this while eating lunch. Pro tip: dont watch while eating.
to late
Omg I did that while eating yogurt this morning.
2nd story TL;DR Adults committed an illegal act toward a teenager and were surprised he threw up. Should've gone to prison for that.
I’m a paramedic.
The grossest award goes to the guy with the deflated leg. My god, the smell. I don’t know how I managed to keep from vomiting until after getting to the hospital.
Basically, Guy got a branch through his upper leg. He decides he’s going to save on a trip to the hospital and remove the branch himself.
Don’t remove any impalements yourself. Let us do that for you.
It got badly infected. When I saw it, it wasn’t a leg anymore. Instead it’s this quivering purple, green and yellow gelatinous mass. I’m the only one not overcome by the god awful smell yet. I just barely touch the leg, and the whole thing deflated like a balloon. How I didn’t gag or vomit at that point, I don’t know.
You know the noise a zit makes when you pop it? That’s the sound it made.
Guy didn’t survive. I heard he underwent an extreme amputation, but the infection was just too much to be overcome.
I laughed out loud at the grease trap 😂.. sorry, 14 year old kid.
I thought i was the only one
That's just sad.
“That chocolate bad, mom” 💀
My son ate too many lemon creme Oreos one day and puked it all back up later. I had to clean it up all by myself at like 3 am. Normally, I can handle cleaning up his puke because you just get used to doing that. But the faintly sweet lemon scent mixed with stomach acid nearly made me puke as well. I have banned him from eating lemon creme Oreos 😅
The day I quit my job, at a well known fast food joint : I wouldn't give the managers daughter, my weekend hour's... so they kept setting me up, by planting customers! Long story short though, the last straw was this old dude...they had go in, the bathroom...he hit everything, but the toilet (Daddy Daycare style) she said "...you can't clock out, for lunch until you clean that up..." I clocked out, walked out and kept it moving!
Minimum wage is not enough to clean that up.
always amazing when stuff like this happens at minimum wage jobs! like we can't just walk out and get a job across the street lmao.
@@emmacat3202 agreed. U should not have to clean biohazard things without proper training and proper protective gloves and gown and mask
33:01 i work at a residential care facility and care for intellectually disabled adults that live there and its true, all kinds of stuff with poop... its still gross but not that gross. I always think "if i dont laugh, ill cry" cause sometimes, man, its just Bad.
I had just got home and checked on our pregnant mare (horse for those who don't know what a mare is) when I looked into the stall . She had given birth but the colt wasn't breathing and half of its birth sack was still on It. I ran into the stall shoving the mare to the side I tried CPR the colt. Including mouth to snout breathing. The mare came over to me laying her head on my shoulder. Then she started making these soft chuffing sound and gently touching the side of my face. The colt didn't make it. It was likethe mare was comforting me. Every time I walked into the barn after that.The mare came to the stall door and made these soft chuffing sounds. Like she was talking to me . I had to give her a good petting and she always nozzled me gently on the face. It's was like she knew what I did to try and save her colt. The vet told us the colt was born too early. There was nothing I could have done to save it. That made me feel less guilty about not being able to save the colt.
I have a couple from my ~ interesting ~ life, but this one is the best and it isn't even mine.
A rather strange 60+ yo Veteran coworker with a septic company messing with the elbow where the opening is to unstick the plumbing. The cap or screw or whatever is broken, unbeknownst to him. Using some rebar, he goes to start poking at the pipe when bam: crap water projectiles directly into him. And all he does is stand there and wait it out, while his two person backup crew and several construction workers vomit uncontrollably somewhere behind him. When it's finished, he's standing there covered in toilet paper and fecal matter and everything undesirable and he just looks up. Deadpan. At his crew and pretends to smack his lips. And says, "Mmmm, must have had tuna casserole last night!"
And everyone else starts puking again.
This is one of my favorites hopefully a part two comes soon
............just go F'ing read the thread?
im sorry - kitty fountain was HILARIOUS!.
I was hungry and now I'm not. Thanks for helping me with my diet.
Never underestimate old people and their ability to find creative ways to crap everywhere.
I don't think I've ever had to do anything particularly disgusting, but my mom cleans houses for a living and one time, many yrs ago, a client of hers made her go through her dog's crap with a toothpick to check for heart worms. Yeah, some people just have way too much money.
Dumping a commode that hadn't been cleaned all week splashed in my face (thank God I had my glasses on). My favorite story when people ask about gross things I see as a caregiver.
Businesses really need to hire professionals in body fluid cleaning, grease trap cleaning, anything that puts the average person at risk for bacteria and virus exposure. Especially these days with Covid.
Even before covid that should have happened
60%: Grease trap
39%: Clogged toilets
1%: Vomit
I was a hospice CNA for 3 years in my 20’s.
I spent those years changing diapers, cleaning/changing colostomy bags (one actually burst and poured bile all over my leg), bathing old men (which included pulling back foreskins and cleaning the dickcheese), massaging and putting lotion on old men, changing urine and doodoo soaked sheets, all sorts of stuff. One time, I saw my patient get nauseous and was able to grab a trash to put in front of him before he threw up on the floor.
Honestly, working at blockbuster was worse. Those patients and families made me feel like a fucking angel for being there. I have never felt more appreciated or needed in my life.
Yeah… it was gross, and it was more depressing than a drowning bucket of puppies with cancer, but it was an experience unlike anything else. I still cry, or laugh, or think about those people. I don’t think I can ever forget them.
I can relate to this story. I also worked as a CNA and worked in nursing home with patients that were bedridden and had to deal with similar things
I could never do a job like that for any amount of pay. I'm too easily grossed out, especially by body fluids.
Cutting turd logs with dental floss? That's some *MacGuyver* type shit!
I worked for a middle school. A kid took a laptop to the bathroom and peed on it. As the IT guy the custodian and nurse pushed the responsibility on me to clean it. The next day the same kid did it again. Never found out why or what his punishment was.
This is one of the best reddit episodes. Had me laughing my bum off!
The goat story - happened to me but with a sheep. Truly awful. Made many buicks that day.
I once had like, a REALLY heavy period.
Like, a constant waterfall of blood.
It was so *gross* changing pads.
@SuperKobe700 The Pro umm what u talking about
Healthcare professionals, I have two words for you: Clostridium difficile.
I've had C. Diff.... It fucking sucks, but at least I was in the hospital the whole time I had it.
Can you put that in Layman's terms?
@@edwardgaines6561 it's a bacterium that causes explosive, incredibly foul smelling diarrhoea-and _lots_ of it. Pretty gross and it's a bad time for the patient as well as the healthcare provider who has to deal with it.
@@MayuraVyamsaka Oh gee, well thanks! 😖
@@edwardgaines6561 haha no problem, and sorry for that imagery!
I worked for a cleaning contracting company. I got put at a factory. Some grown ass man shit in a gotdamn urinal. There was a toilet literally 2 feet away. The whole factory heard me yell wtfffffff. I only know the whole factory heard it because my boss called me asking my why I was cussing so loud lol
These were really freaking entertaining and good. Since it's been a while since I've shared something, I'll share this one. Thank you for uploading xo
‘Poon sponges’ I am fucking dead 😂
I've bagged & binned my whole menstruating life, further reinforced after moving to the country with my folks. The croft, & all its neighbours, had private water supplies & septic tanks. One neighbour asked if my father, who cleared our septic tank, could clear hers. The previous resident had not bagged & binned, & poon sponges expand when wet. Chemicals, urine, blood, poo, & gunk, was soaked into a veritable sea of cotton wool. Glad I wasn't the one clearing that out
I ate bad burritos. The food poisoning set in the next day and I could barely do anything. One night, it hit me. This intense wave if nausea slaps me. My room is close to the bathroom but I did not make it. I remember up chunking onto my bed so hard that it felt like my stomach was squeezing itself. It was everywhere, on me, on the floor, all over my bed. I had to make the walk of shame across the house to get my mom. It was the worst case of food poisoning I had because I was put into the hospital a day later for dehydration. Ever since, I refuse to eat burrito because the memory of throwing up spicy burrito is burned into my mind.
Mega oof
Same except I had an undercooked corn dog and some lemonade. Won't consume either one now. Only other difference is that I made it to a trashcan. Never again.
My mom worked as a janitor for a college campus back in 2013. She took the job on straight away as the pay was good but didn’t know exactly what to expect. One day, she comes home looking paler than a sheet and I ask how her day was. She begins to tell me about how she’d gone into some rarely used building to clean the women’s bathroom and described the largest poop she’d ever seen to me as “like one of those 5 lbs ground beef logs from Walmart”. She then went on to explain the lengths she had to go through to make it all go down and THEN whoever did that also left their soiled panties in the trash can meant for tampons and pads. I, being 13, couldn’t even contain my laughter, but even after all this time, she still wonders how the hell that person is even still alive after pushing out that crap baby.
When I was working at a fast food place a customer crapped all over the men's room. A co-worker dumped a bucket of water all over it (we had a floor drain). I had to clean it all up.
Kathy B.
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Worked in a community centre ice rink when I was 15. late night old timers league clogs the toilet and continue to use it instead of asking for it to get unclogged. the entire team must have used it after the first guy clogged it. it was just this massive pile of shit. The only thing I could think to do was run back to the icemaker's shop, grab a broken hockey stick, and stir it until it was liquid enough to flush..... And, blimey, it actually worked.
When I was in high school, I saw a guy gulp down the weight room community chew spit receptacle for $30. He turned up the spittoon and started chugging it, brown tobacco spit dripping from the corners of his mouth as he killed it down. After 5 or 6 swallows, he's finished. He paused briefly before puking his guts out into the nearby trash can ☹
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I, also, watched a guy take a 70+ feet fall while repelling. I was standing at the edge of the cliff watching him descend. He paused about 10 feet below me, said see ya at the bottom, kicked off the rock face, his rope came unfastened (guy who fell was trying out a new method...I almost told him that I wanted to go first but thought I could wait a few more minutes to get rockin' 😬) and slipped right by my feet. He hit a fallen tree and shot out of my sight into the woods. I hooked up to another rope and jumped to the ground in a single kick off. He was absolutely totaled, bones sticking out of his left arm and completely through his left shoe. He was gurgling, trying to breath through blood. He ended up with a broken back, fractured left arm, torn aorta, amputated left leg below the knee. Oh, and there was a fellow from my job that had never been repelling before. My 3 friends and I invited him and he was up top with me when the dude fell. He quickly decided he was no longer interested in repelling after that. Out of our small group I was the only one who continued to repel after that.
Jesus, that poor single dad.
To be a manager you needed to clean the trap at least once so when you told someone to do it you could reply never asked you to do something I haven't done. So many passed on the promotion because they couldn't do it.
Im drinking a 40 and laughing my rear end off!😆😆😆
I can relate to the lady in the first story who was constipated and running a fever. I never had an enema but laxatives and antibiotics cleaned me out. I also found out I had COVID-19 too. It took 2 weeks to get better.
I’m an emergency room nurse in a big city and I could tell these kind of stories all day lol
One afternoon when I was 8 and I was at school, it was home time and the whole class was getting ready to leave. One of the boys suddenly made for the door. He was holding his handkerchief and he was puking into it. It was really chunky and thick, like what a dog or cat would being up. The teacher just yelled out, "Off to the toilet"! I remember thinking that it was a bit late for that. Gross!
That one about the rotting paraplegic man was incredibly sad :(
My bfs moms basement got flooded. So for like a week anytime someone would use the bathroom it’d just go in the basement. There was 8 of us at the time… 1 bathroom. Me and him were tasked to try and get it unclogged. We wore trash bags up to our thighs. It was so bad down there. Burned your eyes. They finally got someone to come do it and after there were piles of toilet paper and poop everywhere. We all worked together to clean up. Everyone was gagging and crying. Sewage was getting on us. The smell was terrible. There was poo water in boxes of clothes Xmas decor old computers. It was terrible. We all started arguing but got it done. It was very stressful.
This happened when I was pregnant. I opened up my bathroom to find my dog had diarrhead all over the floor ....the whole floor. She was covered in it too. So I had to hose her off first, clean and mop the floor where she walked to get outside. Then...the bathroom. I had no choice but to walk on the diarrhea to clean it and i used straight bleach but I smelled it for days in there.
"A kitty fountain from both ends"
In university I had a job in a restaurant. Part of the job included cleaning the restrooms. The woman’s restroom was always the worst. Sometimes it appeared as though someone would simply bend over at the door of the stall and blast the entire toilet in poop spray. The craziest thing was discovering a giant turd the size of a loaf of bread hanging out of the toilet.
Stepping in dog crap... Barefoot, it's like stepping in soft putty but in doing so released the god aweful smell, I remember when it was fresh and I thought somone simply took a crap that smells like dog crap cause I didn't see the crap. But apparently it was on our brown bathroom Matt's and when I went in to wash up I got more than I bargained for. I ended up washing my feet in the bathtub and my parents came and took the Matt to be "professionally decontaminated". The smell can only be described as burning rotten meat with a mixture of butt sweat. The smell had it's own taste even.
One time, my parents and I were at my grandmother’s house for a good few hours. When we came home, our black Labrador had puked and shit EVERYWHERE. It was all up the walls, all over the floor in every room. I think he’d even peed all over the kitchen floor and we had to clean it up. The smell was indescribable, just absolutely foul. Still have no idea what caused him to do that and he hasn’t done it since. We wondered if it was just the fact he’d been left for a few hours and got frightened. But we’d left him before and he was fine. Something must have really messed him up to make him do that.
Luckily, the worst I can think of was when my nephew who used stay with me 6 days and 6 nights a week woke up crying one night after I'd put him to bed. That _never_ happened before or after. Anyway, I thought maybe he had a bad dream or something and laid down on my bed next to the playpen he slept in and he was on my stomach/chest on his belly and I was singing to him. He was almost asleep again when he lifted his head, looked at me, wide-eyed, and projectile vomited, hitting me square in the center of my neck where it was running down both sides! I sat up quickly, stopping it from landing on my bed and headed to the bathroom where I showered with him sitting in the tub behind me, whining because he was sleepy and very unhappy about a second bath for the night. The barfing sorted out his belly ache immediately though and I barely had his diaper on before he was already asleep. Finished dressing him and back to bed he went!
Actually, I just thought of a worse story from around the same time involving the same nephew. Baby usually went to bed in a onesie or shorts but I made the mistake of putting him to bed in a diaper and t-shirt. I woke up to him, at 9am, yelling "mama!" (he could say Cece, which is what my nieces and nephews call me, but refused to call me anything but "mama" most of the time, no matter how many times I said, "not 'mama'. 'Cece'!"). Anyway, I woke up smelling 💩 and looked over to find he'd taken his diaper off and had 💩 everywhere! I think he even ate some cause he definitely had 💩 breath!! 😳🤢🤦🏻♀️😜🤷🏻♀️😂 needless to say, he was one unhappy, poopy, camper going straight into the tub when I got up! 🤦🏻♀️😂
I'm pretty sure Peter Jackson is going to work every idea in this video into his next horror movie
After 30+ years of plumbing I can relate to way too many of these.
For me, the most disgusting thing I saw was that I saw a literal mountain of poo in a toilet seat. Now for the most disgusting thing I did, I had to unclog my toilet while keeping quiet due to my dog being asleep. That’s all
I am laughing way too much for this video. Holy crap...literally.
I remember once our sewage vent cap outside in the side yard, literally EXPLODED with poo and other nasty stuff in about a 6 foot radius in the back yard. I could smell it when I opened the back door to let the dogs out, and once I saw it, I quickly got the dogs back inside bc I didn’t know if they’d run through it or roll in it.
I get some small fencing to block it off from the dogs and upon inspecting it, I started to even wonder if this was our poo. There was so much poo with corn in it, and we hadn’t had corn in a VERY long time. There were also what seemed to be baby wipes, some tampons, and these weird white cone things in it everywhere.
I came to the conclusion that this wasn’t just our poo, it’s the neighbors poo too bc we don’t flush baby wipes, tampons, or whatever those white cone things were. That part of the yard stayed fenced off from the dogs for months afterwards bc I just couldn’t handle the idea of them running through it and getting leftover poo particles on their feet and into the house.
People, please - don't flush tampons and baby wipes...
The testicle pop story literally almost made me have a metal break after checking on my 'old human milkduds
"I can still smell it to this day. Offal "
My nephew had a procedure done the day before undergoing a operation to repair a rectal prolapse. The morning of the operation he goes to take a bath and something goes horribly wrong and shitting and bleeding everywhere, my sil had to call an Ambulance. The bathroom was horrible the tub was full of shitty bloody water and there was shit and blood all over the floor and wall. I got the fun job of cleaning it up.
Fortunately my nephew is fine now.
TL;DR: 10 yr old has diarrhea in Porta-Potty because she had too many marshmallows.
Definitely was diarrhea in a portable toilet. Yep, and that was when I was **10 YEARS OLD**! To clarify, I was on a day camp overnight camping trip and I ate WAY too many marshmallows. Guess what happened in the morning. Also, there was almost no TP. I regret it A LOT.
Two stories:
-Cleaning out a period blood soaked bathroom, including the blood covered panties that the customer left behind and didn't bother shoving them into the trash can.
-Working at a veterinary clinic where a giant doberman had gotten his wet shit to cover the floor, walls. and door. He also knocked over his water bowl, which added to the mess, and essentially made the shit into a soup consistency. It was horrific.
Wow, the grossest things I've ever had to do are clean the cat's litter box, clean up dog/cat poop and puke, and rinse a bucket that my sister puked in.
Cleaning up (for at least a year and a half) after my incontinent husband. I found out how bathroom stalls can look like someone was tapdancing and crapping at the same time. Fortunately, I have a REALLY strong stomach and hardly even gag, but a few times..... Also, cleaning up after him as he had problems swallowing his food - it would sometimes "bounce", or if he was coming down with pneumonia (happened 6-7 times a year). I am sure there were other things, but those were the most frequent and came readily to mind. When I heard the story about the spit in the beer can, that almost made me gag. WTF? why would that affect me?
Cleaning the urine traps. We had a composing toilet at work and we had to clear out the urine traps every other week. Thankfully gloves were provided but on a couple of occasions people got splashed with warm urine. One person nearly vomited.
Once a volunteer drop the disinfectant bottle down the composter and the only way to retrieve it was for me to be lowered in by my ankles.
One thing worth mentioning. Once a lad took a dump in the urinals. It was just lying there and we were utterly confused. The mechanism of the act wasn't in question but the logistics, since it was a long trough in a covered shed, privacy would have been impossible and we just couldn't work it out. I don't remember what we did but we've never understood what happened.
God I remember cleaning the meat grease trap at the grocery store I worked at. The smell was on a whole other level
That chocolate bad Mommy. LMAO. Too good!
Don't really remember much, but I do remember when I used to be a hotel housekeeper I had to use a cloth to pull a huge, orange booger from the shower drain
Calling deer dumb is like calling world war 2 an incident.
We all know the nastiest thing is cleaning out the garbage disposal....
80 Year Old = Poor girl. X'D
Poon sponges 101 🤣
Had to clean out the back of a truck that was filled the soil around a leaking sewer line that had been sealed in for 4 days in the middle of summer
I didn't actually do anything due to my employment position, but I did accomplish an act of speaking up while working at my local grocery store. It was only my 4th day and I was super lucky to have noticed a nasty mess when I did. A customer who was most likely shopping alone must have gotten sick so suddenly because nobody reported the mess (I later noticed she was hiding in the bathroom while waiting for a loved one to bring her new clothes to change into). The fact that no other customers reported it implied that there were no witnesses. Because I spotted the mess, I quickly told a coworker to inform the managers while I watched over it so no one would touch it. The whole situation was thankfully taken care of at the end but it makes me cringe to think what would have happened if the mess was reported too late.🤢
Moral of half these stories: DO NOT FLUSH TAMPONS FOR THE LOVE OF ARES.
The tap dancing crap guy missed the opportunity to call it crap dancing
Also the monitor guy "takes great care" of his lizards but he feeds them live and out in the open...? Man that is dangerous.
Watched this while I ate, hoping to desensitize myself to disgusting things so I can handle ER work with mild ease.
Tap dancing while crapping
Um grease traps like that are suppose to be pumped and cleaned by a contractor.... omg that manager broke so many rules and laws
That one about the 9/11 victims was more sad than gross in my opinion.
I usually have a strong stomach for gross things but I had to stop like halfway through as the amount of stories that spoke about vomit started to get to me. I can handle blood and gore but I can't stomach vomit...
I am literally the same way. Ahaha
Me neither.
Out of all the videos I could have chose to have a midnight snack this is the one that I chose
Well that was a wholesome read.
Oh God the tampon/condom one got me. I was around 11/12 when our shower/bath drain was so backed up and Dad had to call a plumber out. They found a massive hair wad blocking the drain that had to get snaked out. It smelled awful. There were 4 of us girls in that house, all with long hair.
The plumber was an acquaintance of my Dad and as politely as possible warned him that when the time comes, do NOT let your daughters flush tampons down the toilet even though they say they are flushable. That those can cause thousands of dollars of damage.
I had my bathroom refitted, including new bath. I have long hair. Big hair wad in the old plumbing. Bit embarrassing
... Cut up my own oversized craps with a plastic knife and fork. I wore gloves. I will never forget the feeling of cutting into those craps though. I washed my hands to the elbow three times afterwards with heavy duty soap.
I've had one or two I had to split with a bathroom brush. Several flushes to get out, then a couple more to clean the bathroom brush. But it worked, & no hands
For the first one I just think he's crying with a look of pure terror rocking back and forth in the fetal position.
2:40 The smell of fruits and vegetables and bacteria grease trap is torture...I can't IMAGINE a meat one!!
Give in to a Karen's demands when working retail
i decided to listen to this right b4 eating... im not hungry anymore
One time I was sitting on my couch where all the sudden urges urges shiting myself. There was no warning or anything it just started coming out. So I ran into the bathtub and took off all my clothing it turns out that the turd wasn't completely out and I ended up with small log in my underwear in the main log in the bathtub. In my Infinite Wisdom I thought that I could just rinse it down the shower drain. Big mistake as it clogged the drain. Since I had used hot water the steam was making the smell even worse and i gagged multiple times.
Commendations for every contributor’s mastery of graphic and descriptive language *vomits*
WRT the stove rat story: Yeah, they do smell like that when they die. Once had a smell in the room I shared with my brother. We thought it was the dog and gave him multiple baths. We found the rat 2 weeks later during a deep clean.
If you laugh out loud more than 7 times you're a sociopath.
When I worked at my local grocery store, I was hired as a bagger, but found out that that meant other things than just bagging. One time, I was told to clean the restroom, where someone had shit on and outside of the toilet. It was fucking nasty.
Years ago, dad asked me to hold a trash bag so he could dump all the nasty shit coming out of the broken pipe under our house. I kid you not, the smell was so rancid and bad that my nostril “ruptured” and began to bleed. Dad was upset and tried to make me stay to finish the work, when I yelled at him that I was BLEEDING (it got worse in only seconds) as my face now looked like Patrick Bateman after he got blood spattered on him.
I work at a small church. I'm the only employee there and just open and close.
After the morning service I was almost ready to go home just need to stock up the bathroom etc.
Everyone had gone home so I get a chance to check the ladies room. There was shit everywhere. On top of the toilet. On the floor. On the handicap rails. On the sink.
I spent an hour cleaning everything with bleach. Used like 200 paper towels.
Holy shit.
Who the frick flushes tampons ? 🤢😬