"Maybe we ought to advertise." LOL! The unsung heroes of this show were the writers. They creatively interlaced the broad humor of the characters with dry, subtle lines that made these characters both loved and hilarious.
Part of the script. It was supposed to show Andy thought it was funny, but hide his laughter to avoid hurting Barney's feelings. The writers had Andy looking out for Barney's feelings many times.
Barney -"There was once a deputy named Fife who carried a gun and a knife. The gun was all dusty and knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life" 🤣
seems to me, and i see this all over youtube, someone always says they don't make em like this anymore. imo, this is the most inane and unoriginal meme of all time! why SHOULD they make em like this anymore? geezus! old tired crap and no different from the old tired crap they produce today.
there once was a deputy called fife who carried a gun and a knife the gun was all dusted and the knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life.
Part of the script. It was supposed to show Andy thought it was funny, but hide his laughter to avoid hurting Barney's feelings. The writers had Andy looking out for Barney's feelings many times.
Too bad they didn't include the part where Andy tells Barney there was no way it could have been Opie... cuz Opie can't write yet... :) And Opie tells Barney it was two big fellers and when they saw Barney coming they shoved the chalk into Opie's hand and took off "like two hound dogs that backed into a porcupine." :)
The title Opie’s poem that’s the one that has Opie& Andy saying he has’nt learn how to write yet & after Opie tells the story he mentions like 2 hounds dogs that back into a porcupine. Funny as hell
there once was a deputy called fife who carried a gun and a knife the gun was all dusted and the knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life
Part of the script. It was supposed to show Andy thought it was funny, but hide his laughter to avoid hurting Barney's feelings. The writers had Andy looking out for Barney's feelings many times.
Part of the script. It was supposed to show Andy thought it was funny, but hide his laughter to avoid hurting Barney's feelings. The writers had Andy looking out for Barney's feelings many times.
"There was once a deputy named Fife, who carried a gun and a knife. The gun was all dusted and the knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life." Here y'all go for the poem at this timestamp 1:37 Incase y'all want to hear this part of the video over and over, I know I will haha.
Looks delicious! Might I suggest substituting peaches for apples. 😋. I don’t think we have pre sweetened heavy whipping cream in the USA , so a little extra sugar. 🥰
You failed to include the best part of the video ... and without it, this is simply a clip of an old sitcom. Barney blames the poem on Opie ... but Opie doesn't know how to write. You GOTTA include the punchline or it's simply a waste of time.
Video stopped to soon. Andy didn’t have a chance to tell Barney Opie could not have written that poem because he can’t read and write yet! It was the older neighborhood boys.
If you look close Andy's lips are moving as he reads it poor Barney this episode Andy mentions snappy lunch which is in mountain airy NC which is what the town of Mayberry is based on 😊
What's the name of this particular episode ? Becuz l don't remember this one at all . Tho l do admit this scene is hilarious . Also , Andy seems to be covering his face to keep Barney from seeing that he's cracking up laughing .
@@jackgibsxxx0750 .. By the way, in answer to your comment, most of the modern peas in whistles are cork. You can replace it by wetting the cork ball, squishing it, pushing it inside, and letting it expand back to normal as it dries over a couple of days. It will never expand back to perfectly round (manufacturers do it before assembly), but it will work.
What a rip off,you left out the best part. Get it right or don’t post at all . For someone that might be young and not know this great comedy they were left in the dark about how funny it was.
there once was a deputy called fife who carried a gun and a knife the gun was all dusted and the knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life.
there once was a deputy called fife who carried a gun and a knife the gun was all dusted and the knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life
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I love how after hearing the poem, Andy walks away with his back turned against Barney in an effort to prevent himself from busting out laughing. Lol.
I feel like that Andy always had to cover his face or keep from laughing at how funny Don was.
@@evanwilliams6406 I read one commenter state that often when the director screamed cut, Andy rushed out to bust a gut.
I thought it was cause he wrote it
“If only somebody would just..kill somebody!
Barney!!
Well, not anybody we know!”
So wrong, yet hilarious!!😂😂😂
"Maybe we ought to advertise."
LOL! The unsung heroes of this show were the writers. They creatively interlaced the broad humor of the characters with dry, subtle lines that made these characters both loved and hilarious.
Golden age TV was more like watching a play, in person. The emotions and the acting were just so much more real.
You can tell Andy's trying his hardest not to laugh out loud.
😁🤣🤣
Part of the script. It was supposed to show Andy thought it was funny, but hide his laughter to avoid hurting Barney's feelings. The writers had Andy looking out for Barney's feelings many times.
Barney -"There was once a deputy named Fife who carried a gun and a knife. The gun was all dusty and knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life" 🤣
Rip guys u were these best show we miss u guys thank u guys
They sure don't make shows like this anymore. Such a classic.
seems to me, and i see this all over youtube, someone always says they don't make em like this anymore. imo, this is the most inane and unoriginal meme of all time! why SHOULD they make em like this anymore? geezus! old tired crap and no different from the old tired crap they produce today.
He turned in his bullet LOL!
He replaced the pea in his whistle. But wasnt gonna charge for it. pfff
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Classic TV at its best, The Andy Griffith show was just the best ever!!
Agreed!!
Amen!!
Animal of Africa
@ad @@philholloway4424
“Well, nobody we know”. Lol.
Excellent punch line.
That Barney--he was ALWAYS quitting!!!😅
there once was a deputy called fife who carried a gun and a knife the gun was all dusted and the knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life.
Thank you!
30 more seconds of video could've given millions a laugh ;)
Nothing comparable has been produced since The Andy Griffith show. Made me laugh thousands.😂😂
Andy was trying to hold himself after he heard the poem 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Andy's trying not to ruin the take by laughing, after Don reads the poem!
Probably had to rehearse that scene several times before they could get it right without either one of them laughing.
Maybe he was supposed to laugh?
I laughed my ass off when I first heard that poem!!🔫all dusty🗡all rusty!!!👍💪😎
Andy held back his laughter at Barney to protect his friend's feelings. It was part of the script.
Part of the script. It was supposed to show Andy thought it was funny, but hide his laughter to avoid hurting Barney's feelings. The writers had Andy looking out for Barney's feelings many times.
Barney's safety slogan: "Walk on the left after dark or you'll wind up playing the harp".
In time like this, we need Sheriff Andy Taylor and Deputy Fife ! Good ol' days
"If only somebody would just...KILL SOMEBODY! I don't mean anybody we know." 🤣 Savage!
One of the best parts
The knife was all rusty the gun was all dusty cause he never caught a crook in his life! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder how many times they had to re shoot this scene. You can clearly tell Andy turned his back trying not to bust out laughing
Barney's magnanimity was always underrated -- he refused to charge Mayberry for the replaced whistle pee..gotta respect that...
That's *integrity!*
Its a "pea"! What's wrong with you, you have a piss fetish or something?
I assume you meant "pea." I don't think Barney had any "pee" in in his whistle.
@@robinstewart6510 Yeah 'pea'. I gotta due better.
And then Andy convinces Elly to help him create a " friendly little crime" for Barney.
Classic tv programs...
I love how Andy had to walk away and cover is mouth because he was holding back that laughter
After leaving all that stuff on the desk, Barney only weighs half what he did when he walked in the door
The best poem ever wrote 😅😅
They left off the best part the finish ........ When Andy tells Barney that Opie does not know how to write yet.
Yeah, these super shorts are annoying.
Barney And Andy Best Police Force Ever
BARNEY! For some reason that made me laugh. 😂😂😂😂
Too bad they didn't include the part where Andy tells Barney there was no way it could have been Opie... cuz Opie can't write yet... :) And Opie tells Barney it was two big fellers and when they saw Barney coming they shoved the chalk into Opie's hand and took off "like two hound dogs that backed into a porcupine." :)
The title Opie’s poem that’s the one that has Opie& Andy saying he has’nt learn how to write yet & after Opie tells the story he mentions like 2 hounds dogs that back into a porcupine. Funny as hell
there once was a deputy called fife who carried a gun and a knife the gun was all dusted and the knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life
1:45 Andy was trying hard not to laugh
Mhm
Part of the script. It was supposed to show Andy thought it was funny, but hide his laughter to avoid hurting Barney's feelings. The writers had Andy looking out for Barney's feelings many times.
Andy couldn't take it anymore! He broke script and really started cracking up.
That was in the script
Part of the script. It was supposed to show Andy thought it was funny, but hide his laughter to avoid hurting Barney's feelings. The writers had Andy looking out for Barney's feelings many times.
"There was once a deputy named Fife, who carried a gun and a knife. The gun was all dusted and the knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life." Here y'all go for the poem at this timestamp 1:37 Incase y'all want to hear this part of the video over and over, I know I will haha.
The Andy Griffith Show a testament of what good TV should be❤❤❤❤❤
Andy almost couldn't hold back lol
Maybe we ought to advertise. Lol
The Best TV Show💖
Thelma Lou made him promise to keep the handcuffs.
"Respect mah authori-tay!"
Looks delicious! Might I suggest substituting peaches for apples. 😋. I don’t think we have pre sweetened heavy whipping cream in the USA , so a little extra sugar. 🥰
Over Opie s teasing lollol. He s so sensitive....delicate flower.....
This is my favorite throw EVER !!!!!!
That Opis, ever the rebel...
You failed to include the best part of the video ... and without it, this is simply a clip of an old sitcom.
Barney blames the poem on Opie ... but Opie doesn't know how to write.
You GOTTA include the punchline or it's simply a waste of time.
@Mark Noyes Yes Exactly!!!
Perhapst the person who posted the clip assumed that any fan of the program already (like you) knew the punch line.
You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME.
@@Momusinterra Any fan would know the whole episode, so why leave off the important parts? Another 40 seconds would have overloaded his computer?
During the very last bit of footage, we see his handcuffs flashing in the light.
He forgot to turn in his handcuffs!
Love it
Yup, kind of like telling a joke and failing to deliver the punch line.
i know its only a show but if only they could see the crimes and murders every day now.
for one thing, Opie wouldn't lie to me ....and fer anothern he ain't learned how to right jyet... sorry that's what I heard, LOL
Video stopped to soon. Andy didn’t have a chance to tell Barney Opie could not have written that poem because he can’t read and write yet! It was the older neighborhood boys.
There was one episode where Andy was carrying Barney's bullet and Aunt Bea said she wish he wouldn't because it turned his shirt pocket green.
Watching Andy Griffith makes me calm and believe there is nothing e in the world.
Another 10 seconds and you would have included the punchline
If you look close Andy's lips are moving as he reads it poor Barney this episode Andy mentions snappy lunch which is in mountain airy NC which is what the town of Mayberry is based on 😊
Laugh out loud...
Comedy Writing Advanced Class
Barney needs a safe space and therapy.
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Barny, your receipt book is empty. Andy this is my secomdbone, already filled up the first one. The vaccum business must be pretty good
This pain is funny
You cut short
Hey Barney. I would gladly offer my Ex for your plan.
What's the name of this particular episode ? Becuz l don't remember this one at all . Tho l do admit this scene is hilarious . Also , Andy seems to be covering his face to keep Barney from seeing that he's cracking up laughing .
Season 1 Episode 7 Andy the Matchmaker
Was it a hollow point, fmj???
I want to know how he replaced the pee.
I assume you mean "pea." I don't think Barney had any "pee" in his whistle.
@@robinstewart6510 .... 😂😂😂😂 I hope not.
I need to replace my auto-correct.
@@jackgibsxxx0750 .. By the way, in answer to your comment, most of the modern peas in whistles are cork. You can replace it by wetting the cork ball, squishing it, pushing it inside, and letting it expand back to normal as it dries over a couple of days. It will never expand back to perfectly round (manufacturers do it before assembly), but it will work.
@@robinstewart6510 ... Never considered that. I'm so old that all of mine had the bb's inside.
Which episode is this?
Steal a pack of cigarettes from a grocery store. About all you get in Mayberry.
funny
It's Pea, not pee, the pea in the whistle helps amplify the sound.😊
Hogan
From what?
Babrnnallire. Renn
Sheri widrick Hi a
Opie could not even write at his age
What a rip off,you left out the best part. Get it right or don’t post at all . For someone that might be young and not know this great comedy they were left in the dark about how funny it was.
Depuhdee fahyf
Barbnnallire. Renn. Allire
Opie couldn't write lol 😅
ACTUALLY IT WAS NOT A CLASSIC
poem not poam. Fix it!
SusieCreamCheese fix me!
@@charleslee1960 We're sorry you're embarrassed. You do wish to be taken seriously. Correct? aloha!!
NOT IN THE EYES OF ✝️ GOD OF ISRAEL JESUS THE MOST HOLY DIVINE CHRIST
And he anointed Barney fife as the greatest lawman of all time.
there once was a deputy called fife who carried a gun and a knife the gun was all dusted and the knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life.
there once was a deputy called fife who carried a gun and a knife the gun was all dusted and the knife was all rusty cause he never caught a crook in his life
What episode is this?
The First Season of The Andy Griffith Show