Yoda But He Talks Normally

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @Janobot
    @Janobot  Год назад +2014

    This was the most sane Jedi Council meeting

  • @heygregory13
    @heygregory13 Год назад +3701

    "take a shit Young Skywalker" "fuck you master" "he's right, we do not have many shits to spare" all those had me ROLLING

    • @KartsAgainstHumanity
      @KartsAgainstHumanity Год назад +175

      "I have good relations with your mother"

    • @Insanity_TM
      @Insanity_TM Год назад +42

      I thought I was the only one to hear it.

    • @Nokoru.Shiruba
      @Nokoru.Shiruba Год назад +20

      What about the-

    • @trentmonaghan179
      @trentmonaghan179 Год назад +25

      Samuel: Sit your motherf***in @** down, young Skywalker. 😂

    • @Chris-dm1je
      @Chris-dm1je Год назад +8

      I thought I heard it but assumed I'd misheard it.
      ​@Insanity_TM

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Год назад +4140

    Star Wars but as Yoda sees the world

    • @Hei_Darkfire
      @Hei_Darkfire Год назад +83

      Darn. You made the joke I was going to make.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен Год назад +25

      Lower the camera on the knee level.

    • @liraffica2505
      @liraffica2505 Год назад +9

      The joke I was going to make, you have told@@Hei_Darkfire

    • @StickySirFace
      @StickySirFace 11 месяцев назад +4

      Its just the bottom half of the screen🤣

    • @afish5538
      @afish5538 11 месяцев назад +7

      King of the hill level joke

  • @AshPlatt66
    @AshPlatt66 Год назад +2496

    Yoda talking normally? This is honestly the scariest video I've seen this Halloween.

    • @kunalchugh1977
      @kunalchugh1977 Год назад +28

      Im not gonna be able to sleep toninght. Watching this at 12:00 am rn before going to sleep.

    • @datingwiafusexclubdatingwiDOKI
      @datingwiafusexclubdatingwiDOKI Год назад +1

      I agree it’s the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen most horrifying scariest thing to do ever. Imagine your speaking normally is the most cursed thing I’ve ever seen Yoda speaking normally I don’t know what to think of this or what to make of this my mind.

    • @DUTCHLEFTME
      @DUTCHLEFTME Год назад

      Not to meatride or anything but you’re a legend, big fan

    • @AshPlatt66
      @AshPlatt66 Год назад +4

      @BenAffleckSucks You're to kind, much appreciated friend 🙏

    • @MrMario501
      @MrMario501 Год назад +1

      Yo it’s the funny guy who’s “Tell that to Kanjiklub” videos literally raised me for a while

  • @ShadowGaming-bk3qt
    @ShadowGaming-bk3qt Год назад +1251

    Yoda: "i will go. i have good relation with your mother"
    Windu looks annoyed

  • @Uriahakabrowndog
    @Uriahakabrowndog Год назад +453

    "I have good relations with your mother"
    Glad to see Yoda has a sweet innocent friendship with Mace's mother

    • @ECSOrder66
      @ECSOrder66 Год назад +16

      Yeah, uh- *ahem* W-who's gonna... tell him?

  • @clairemadeinheaven
    @clairemadeinheaven Год назад +722

    Anakin would have never gone to the darkside if Yoda talked normally

    • @Goldstandard_1
      @Goldstandard_1 Год назад +24

      Nor would Dooku

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 Год назад +29

      If he'd have just taken a shit like he was supposed to, none of this would've happened.

    • @unclej3910
      @unclej3910 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@adamb89Anakin was so angry because he was constipated.

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 Год назад +1231

    Take a sh*t, young skywalker.

    • @Chris-dm1je
      @Chris-dm1je Год назад +27

      Best advice he was ever given.

    • @AlaricLovell
      @AlaricLovell 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Chris-dm1je😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @giantjose9079
      @giantjose9079 10 месяцев назад +16

      0:34

    • @marcsequence
      @marcsequence 9 месяцев назад +4

      You’re not you when you’re backed up trust

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 8 месяцев назад +5

      "I am of the opinion that he is a Shit."
      (Turns coat emphatically)
      ". . . A Shit _Lord?!"_

  • @Freak_Among_Men_Again
    @Freak_Among_Men_Again Год назад +335

    Windu had the perfect opportunity to call Yoda a motherf*cker.

    • @Adeon55
      @Adeon55 Год назад +19

      TRUE

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 11 месяцев назад +24

      Missed opportunity, that was

    • @rorysnow7937
      @rorysnow7937 9 месяцев назад +21

      Windu is confused by the way Yoda is talking, and proceeds to ask: “ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, SPEAK IT DO YOU?”

    • @braindamaged555
      @braindamaged555 2 месяца назад

      but due to Jedi laws that forbid swearing he had to resort to "sus"

  • @PetitAstronome
    @PetitAstronome Год назад +185

    It's over Anakin, the High Ground I have.

    • @lolyoupeople
      @lolyoupeople Год назад +29

      Underestimate my power, you do

    • @PetitAstronome
      @PetitAstronome Год назад +12

      @@lolyoupeople Try it don't

    • @CoolGirlAyden
      @CoolGirlAyden Год назад +15

      The chosen one you were

    • @PetitAstronome
      @PetitAstronome Год назад +12

      @@CoolGirlAyden To the force bring balance, not to darkness leave it

    • @dovasquad5228
      @dovasquad5228 11 месяцев назад

      HATE YOU I DO!!!

  • @drialflame5047
    @drialflame5047 Год назад +101

    I love how Yoda interrupted Ki-Adi-Mundi, no one cares about the droid attack on the Wookiees xd

  • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
    @a.s.raiyan2003-4 Год назад +385

    "Either you do it or not. There is no in-between"
    - Sir Yoda, Jedi Grand Master of Cambridge

    • @collig62pg3d5
      @collig62pg3d5 Год назад +12

      That sounds like something Kenobi would say lol

    • @OnionLord9000
      @OnionLord9000 11 месяцев назад +1

      I'm just chlling dowm here in Ely

  • @ArcticWolfOfficial
    @ArcticWolfOfficial 2 месяца назад +34

    0:34 Take a WHAT? 💀

    • @gtcole04
      @gtcole04 Месяц назад +6

      He said take a shit young skywalker!😂😂

    • @Thedirtinyoureye
      @Thedirtinyoureye 8 дней назад +2

      He's right

  • @TigerChamp99
    @TigerChamp99 Год назад +142

    Talks normally Yoda

  • @SiFiGamer2016
    @SiFiGamer2016 Год назад +85

    "Take a shit, young Skywalker." 🤣

  • @Lekt0r
    @Lekt0r Год назад +50

    Yoda sounds weird for me, still when talking, on therapy I must go

  • @barsaf9989
    @barsaf9989 Год назад +83

    I love how Yoda just interrupts brain heart guy. We need more memes of this scene.

  • @Daniele63
    @Daniele63 Год назад +196

    0:38 This part killed me

  • @Sprizys
    @Sprizys 10 месяцев назад +14

    "Fuck you master" "He's right" 🤣

  • @grievouskeepintime3253
    @grievouskeepintime3253 Год назад +52

    "Over, it is, Anakin! The High Ground, I have!" "MY POWEEEEERR, YOU UNDERESTIMATE!!!" "It try don't!" "What?" "I don't know. Deez nuts I guess..... Just Take A SkySh*t, Anakin." "Yes, Ma Lady. Sorry, Ma Lady. Forgive Me, Ma Lady." "What?" Sorry, Master. I've been consumed by Darth Troller. It just be like that right now." "Oh Yeah, fair enough, Anakin. Anyways, I'm gonna Peace You Out now, bro. Hope you enjoy the rest of your Mustafar vacation." "Where are you going, Master?" "For a Sh*t." "Ok, I shall join you, Master. My Skyguy body is not used to The Troll Side & it's making me sweaty.". "You're sure it's not just Mustafar?" "Possibly." "Hey! That's my line!" "Oh I don't think so." *Proceeds to Force Push Ani into the MustaLava* "I HATE YOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!" "Love You Too, Buddy!"

    • @Nicholas43
      @Nicholas43 Год назад +7

      Try it,you shall not

    • @grievouskeepintime3253
      @grievouskeepintime3253 Год назад

      @@Nicholas43 *Autistic Screaming* UUUUUUUuUUUUuuuuuuUUuGGGHH!!..... AAAaaaAaaaaAaARH!!!..... AAAaaRRRRGH....... UUUuuuuuuuUUUUGGGGH!

  • @OrigenalDarkMew
    @OrigenalDarkMew Год назад +70

    "I have good relations with your mother" DAMN YODA, CEASE FIRE! 😂

  • @barnabaskiss-ni8bi
    @barnabaskiss-ni8bi Год назад +15

    *Yoda talks normally*
    Ki-Adi-Mudi:
    -Who cares?
    -What abaut the droid attack on the wookies?

  • @caleb-ge8ti
    @caleb-ge8ti Год назад +40

    the level of scuffedness surrounding Master Yoda really brings out the belly laugh ty for this

  • @zachduperron8543
    @zachduperron8543 Год назад +22

    As soon as everyone that’s not Yoda started to speak I laughed so hard 😂

  • @TheStraightestWhitest
    @TheStraightestWhitest 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Take a shit, Young Skywalker." Jesus, my sides!

  • @Jericho4lyfe
    @Jericho4lyfe 9 месяцев назад +3

    “No” why did that get me? I guess it was the fact that I was already about to die of laughter from “take a shit, Young Skywalker”

  • @OrigenalDarkMew
    @OrigenalDarkMew Год назад +126

    0:33 I've had the idea to make Windu say this for so long, it's nice to see it become reality 😂

  • @palpskenobi2082
    @palpskenobi2082 Год назад +29

    I H A V E G O O D R E L A T I O N S W I T H Y O U R M O T H E R.

  • @evelyn5863
    @evelyn5863 Год назад +32

    I have a theory: Everyone was on deathsticks.

  • @AndiShino
    @AndiShino Год назад +11

    Yoda talking normally is more terrifying than it ever should be

  • @SteinBee
    @SteinBee Год назад +30

    I love how everyone is talking like yoda and then you randomly insert "Take a shit young skywalker"

  • @OilyBalisong
    @OilyBalisong Год назад +11

    Imagine yoda taling like he normally does and saying that: "Good relations with your mother I have"

  • @SuperLazyEngineer
    @SuperLazyEngineer Год назад +8

    0:34
    "Take a *shit,* young Skywalker."

  • @-curtiscamp
    @-curtiscamp Год назад +8

    Obi-Wan's "nAao" really got me 😂

  • @Steiper
    @Steiper Год назад +5

    ,,,We do not have many shit to spare“ WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT OBI WANN

  • @MrScaryPasta
    @MrScaryPasta 5 месяцев назад +3

    "Take a shit Young Skywalker."
    😂 I just can’t.

  • @simplysteve68
    @simplysteve68 Год назад +11

    Ahhh, I see that the Yoda Order is alive and well, Master Jano!
    "Backwards talk we must, preserve the Yoda Order we shall."

  • @albertskoften1452
    @albertskoften1452 Год назад +6

    The first couple lines: Just like the simulations.
    The rest of the video: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @rustyshackelford3590
    @rustyshackelford3590 10 месяцев назад +3

    This reminds me of king of the hill when you see the way boomhaur sees the world he speaks normally and everyone else sounds like a hillbilly

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung Год назад +51

    This had me creaming on the floor 🤣🤣
    EDIT: I MEANT SCREAMING**********

    • @killgriffinnow
      @killgriffinnow Год назад +7

      Vsauce: Or...did you?

    • @ECSOrder66
      @ECSOrder66 Год назад +7

      This.... Whaaaaa?

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Год назад +3

      Oh dear, that typo... 😲

    • @toxicgracie3772
      @toxicgracie3772 8 месяцев назад +1

      had you WHAT?? 😮

    • @dravengarcia8658
      @dravengarcia8658 5 месяцев назад

      At least you didn't say creaming in pain, I saw a comment like that one time but I forgot what it was about

  • @craftertime5110
    @craftertime5110 Год назад +20

    star wars but they dont give a shit

  • @rajanbhateja6844
    @rajanbhateja6844 Год назад +7

    I'm gonna have nightmares tonight

  • @Zilkenian_Davenport
    @Zilkenian_Davenport Год назад +5

    I didn't know I needed Anakin to drop the F bomb until I watched this.

  • @Terminator_41
    @Terminator_41 Год назад +7

    Talk backwards, we now must

  • @ReallyIntoxicated
    @ReallyIntoxicated 11 месяцев назад +2

    "This move by Chancellor Palpatine is disturbing"
    Listen Yoda, it's only been *12 seconds* and you are freaking me out.

  • @Cross3061980
    @Cross3061980 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Understand, I do" caught me off guard lol

  • @davidpomerantz
    @davidpomerantz Год назад +11

    Into Exile I must go,
    Disturbing this is..

  • @SeanFerree
    @SeanFerree Год назад +4

    "I have good relations with your mother" 🤣🤣

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 Год назад +4

    Disturbing, this new speech pattern of Yoda is.
    The Darkest Timeline, this is.
    Motion that he returns to his reverse method of speaking, I do.

  • @Allen1350
    @Allen1350 5 месяцев назад +1

    The thumbnail had me in hysterics. 😂 Great video!

  • @majorpwner241
    @majorpwner241 11 месяцев назад +1

    The thing that really cracked me up was just Obi Wan telling Yoda "No."

  • @TheHufflepuffSaint
    @TheHufflepuffSaint Год назад +6

    I forgot today was opposite day. 🤣

  • @TheTrueMariWho
    @TheTrueMariWho 9 месяцев назад +1

    “Take a shit, young skywalker.”?!? 😳

  • @ZeKermet
    @ZeKermet Год назад +10

    0:07 disturbing, is this move by janobot

  • @taylorrumbellow3675
    @taylorrumbellow3675 Год назад +8

    Opposite Day

  • @everaldosantos5554
    @everaldosantos5554 Год назад +3

    Take a shit young Skywalker😂😂😂

  • @boxoid5230
    @boxoid5230 4 месяца назад +1

    "take a shit, young Skywalker"

  • @williamwheeler7068
    @williamwheeler7068 8 месяцев назад +1

    When Anakin said"F@* Master. About fell out of my chair laughing. If that would only been in the movie.

  • @DarthSidious.
    @DarthSidious. 11 месяцев назад +1

    I actually laughed out loud at work when anakin said F u master 😂

  • @davidgriffiths7696
    @davidgriffiths7696 8 месяцев назад +2

    Windu’s father is away, Yoda can have good relations with Windu’s mother. His true father, he is.

  • @madmaddox3451
    @madmaddox3451 7 месяцев назад +1

    "He's right"
    "🤨"
    "We do not have many shit to spare"

  • @thederpychiefking
    @thederpychiefking 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Outrageous this is. unfair it is." Lmao, this is what plays in my mind at school,lol

  • @KevinMcAssaler
    @KevinMcAssaler 11 месяцев назад +2

    Yoda interrupting the conehead guy is so hilarious and unnecessary 😂

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 Год назад +5

    A great video, this is!

  • @CIanker
    @CIanker 3 месяца назад +1

    0:42 “fuck you master” 😭

  • @HotTripod78
    @HotTripod78 6 месяцев назад +1

    "unfair this is!"
    "take a shit, skywalker.."

  • @Masta125
    @Masta125 9 месяцев назад +3

    “Fuck you master”
    Obiwan: “He’s right”

  • @Brandon_Does_Art
    @Brandon_Does_Art 10 месяцев назад +2

    0:51 Obi-Wan told Yoda what's up. So snarky

  • @tailsprowerfan2729
    @tailsprowerfan2729 Год назад +2

    How yoda hears everyone else talk

  • @MegamanSkywalker
    @MegamanSkywalker 2 месяца назад +2

    Take a shit got me LMAO

  • @Lukebakio_besterMann
    @Lukebakio_besterMann Год назад +7

    yoda is a real gangster now🤘🤘✌🤙

  • @Daz86.
    @Daz86. 11 месяцев назад +1

    that was more than i bargained for. ... it was

  • @ericseitzler81
    @ericseitzler81 Год назад +1

    I would pay so much money to see a star wars movie were one of the jedi says "f**k you master"!

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle Год назад +2

    This is so much more than what it said on the tin.

  • @MatthewJamesKalasky
    @MatthewJamesKalasky Год назад +2

    The part that everyone else talks like Yoda normally does might be the best part.

  • @mikejankowski6321
    @mikejankowski6321 Год назад +1

    I was meh just going along until the end. That last line cracked me up!

  • @britishpirate93
    @britishpirate93 11 месяцев назад +2

    The look Samuel L. Jackson has after Anakin says, "What?" 😂 00:20
    Pulp Fiction flashbacks! 🤣

  • @arnavtripathy2227
    @arnavtripathy2227 Год назад +3

    Yoda talking normally is not normal

  • @ArnavKhode
    @ArnavKhode Год назад +4

    This is the perfect yoda

  • @SulyTheVeteran
    @SulyTheVeteran 10 месяцев назад +1

    Yoda: You must sweep the outlines.
    O.W.K: No.

  • @happyarjay
    @happyarjay Год назад +2

    More of this please!

  • @JebidiahKrackedyetagain-xv9hc
    @JebidiahKrackedyetagain-xv9hc 10 месяцев назад

    That "shit-eating-grin" on Yoda alone was worth the click!🤣🤣

  • @oogdrawz9963
    @oogdrawz9963 Год назад +3

    I shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did

  • @realQuestion
    @realQuestion 8 месяцев назад +2

    OUTRAGEOUS THIS IS

  • @bhunt799
    @bhunt799 7 месяцев назад

    “For god’s sakes Mace, act like an adult man”.

  • @talkingstraightwithnate
    @talkingstraightwithnate 7 месяцев назад

    I’m glad you didn’t give away the other alterations you made. Good job.

  • @wesscoates5676
    @wesscoates5676 5 месяцев назад

    The unsettling thumbnail, i came for.
    The Lowbrow comedy, i enjoyed.

  • @maxthecreature4674
    @maxthecreature4674 Год назад +2

    Bizzare, this video was

  • @paulmann8570
    @paulmann8570 5 месяцев назад

    “For God’s sake Hank, act like an adult.”

  • @jeremygorski7570
    @jeremygorski7570 2 месяца назад +1

    A long time ago in a parallel universe far, far away.…

  • @TheMinarus
    @TheMinarus 5 месяцев назад

    I sensed a fair bit of confusion in this Jedi council lmao

  • @PiotrBarcz
    @PiotrBarcz 4 месяца назад

    0:34 Jesus christ I'm gonna take one if I don't stop laughing xD

  • @Ank3rman
    @Ank3rman 2 месяца назад

    Honestly, Yoda is like an ancient and sage figure, he should speak better "common" than everyone in that room.

  • @jeffreyworthen7033
    @jeffreyworthen7033 10 месяцев назад

    Take a shit young Skywalker.... HILARIOUS!!!!....🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarmokAtTanagra
    @DarmokAtTanagra 10 месяцев назад

    gotta respect the attention to seamless editing here, literally sounds like the actors overdubbed these lines

  • @FerrisLedbetter
    @FerrisLedbetter 10 месяцев назад +1

    Only clicked on this for the thumbnail. They made Yoda look like the Annoying Orange and got my hopes up.

  • @Mr_Death10000
    @Mr_Death10000 11 месяцев назад

    "I have a good relationship with your mother." ✨GOLD ✨😂😂😂

  • @sub-jec-tiv
    @sub-jec-tiv 3 месяца назад

    ‘Sus!’ 😂 This made me laugh until i cried a little.

  • @spadinnerxylaphone2622
    @spadinnerxylaphone2622 5 месяцев назад

    Obi-Wan's "no" sounded so fruity I love it 😂

  • @yellowyoshidude1295
    @yellowyoshidude1295 9 месяцев назад

    Yoda talking normally just sounds like grover from sesame street and I love it 😂😂😂😂😂