Everybody now: Attempt I've been expecting you~ Attempt sing when you are winning~ Attempt swing when you are winning~ Attempt escapology~ Attempt intensive care~ Attempt rude box~ Attempt really killed the video star~ Attempt take the crown~ Attempt swings both ways~ -The attempt song. Lyrics by Daniel Hardcastle. Music by Jesus...or something...
*****, those attempt clips (in between gameplay), were references to albums by *****! These names were as follows: I've Been Expecting You (5:16) Sing When You're Winning (5:56) Swing When You're Winning (7:34) Escapology (8:00)
justbecauseimsmalldoesn'tmeanim3gaming ? Don't know why they need to be 7 if they have a thing (like a pet peeve or some kind of OCD) about correct grammar
Shooting mass into the green blobs (mines) shoots out another mine in that direction. This is useful because if you are bigger than it it splits you and you are VERY VERY VULNERABLE! Also, you can help teammates in team mode and make overlor...friends in free for all.
Fletcher Illingworth Also the green spiky blobs only burst you if you are bigger than them. They will protect you if you are small enough to go behind it.
Deathsbman A person doesn't need to say it, you can sense their intentions. Hitler said to Stalin: "Let's be friends!" Stalin surely felt something was up when his new friend went on terrorizing his neighbors.
You can go through the "shrubbery" harmlessly if you're small enough. It's when you eat it that it kills you. You can also "feed" them by pressing W, and when they get big enough they split, and you can try and shoot one at a big guy to make him explode.
Challenge ideas! Name: Win the Hunger Games Challenge: Win a game of the hunger games in agario. Game: Agar.io Name:What's the point? Challenge: Win mari0 without portals. Game: mari0 Name:Match them up Challenge: Place the people in the ferris wheel cart that matches their colour (that includes you) Game: Gang Beasts Name:I CAN RUN! Challenge: Run at least 25 meters Game: QWOP Name: Beat the goddamn game. Challenge: Do it. Game: Ecco the dolphin.
Sir Sam Ok, thanks :) EDIT: I don't have a rediit and I can't be bothered to make one, so, could you write t down for me? Make sure to give credit though XD
Scattershot Tom only problem with that is Dan would have to deal with people, and as much as it is a good game, a solo comentary never works for it. And the spam.... oh god the spam...
Daniel Buchanan Maybe he could do something like he did in the planetside 2 video or tf2, where he gets random people from the community to join, that way you won't get racists, sexists, ect...
I personally only ever play in the "pro" or whatever its called game mode. You need to have finished 50 games and then you unlock it. It's filled with people who don't actually spam and play the game properly. So if dan was to make a video on it I would recommend him playing 50 games to get the good experience. But that might be asking to much.
Ch3zter Him and Martyn both said he resided in Canada in the last episode of Little and Cubed on Marytns channel. But it really doesn't matter. He keeps his personal life a secret for a reason
What did memes ever do to you? I mean I get that you don't like them, but you're just plain offending people who like them, so why? And no, I'm not defending memes, I'm just curious. And no, I don't care about people being offended or offensiveness or whatever, I'm just curious.
Meme machine Meme machine Im a motherfucking meme machine Meme machine Meme machine Without memes i will die Give me the memes i need the memes i smell the memes i need all the memes, the memes to survive I need the memes I breed/breathe the memes I smell the memes i need all the memes, the memes to survive They call me the meme machine I catch the memes, i spread the memes I eat the memes, i shit the memes Without memes i will die Inhale the memes Exhale the memes Inject the memes into my bloodstream There are good memes, and there are bad memes WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US (help me) Smoke the memes, snort the memes Take the memes until you OD If you borrowed my memes then you owe me a new fresh pair of memes Meme machine Meme machine Im a motherfucking meme machine Meme machine Meme machine Without memes i will die Give me the memes i need the memes i smell the memes i need all the memes, the memes to survive I need the memes I breed the memes I smell the memes i need all the memes, the memes to survive
Just a quick little explanation of some stuff: It doesn't matter if one blob is bigger than the other, you can merge back after a certain amount of time. More mass=More time taken before you can merge. The green things are viruses. Small cells can hide in them and if a cell eats the virus (the same way you eat players/ mass blobby bits) they explode into a bajillion pieces. If you shoot a virus by ejecting mass with the "W" button a ton it will create a new virus, which will be launched a short distance. If you launch one into another cell it will explode into a bajillion delicious pieces, which you then consume.
How many people are telling you things like "Only cells smaller than the virus can pass through it unharmed", or "If you shoot out your mass with W into a virus, it will split off into two pieces", or "Really just don't try to eat any people, wait until a huge power struggle starts to occur, and then run in and eat literally everything"? Good tips.
eating the spiky green blobs only splits you if you're bigger than it, they're mostly used for smaller cells to hide behind them to avoid dying at the hands of a larger cell.
Self proclaimed pro tips! -Bigger = slower, Smaller = faster -Size doesn't matter, you merge back together over time -Space for splitting will make you half your size and will also make you faster (good for escaping or catching faster, yet smaller opponents) -Green spikeballs are an ok place to hide in when you are smaller as big blobs cannot eat them without exploding. -Feed green spikeballs with 'w' when you are big enough in order to launch another green spikeball into another big blob to make them explode and launch a counter attack
Has anyone noticed that when he played the game each attempt he lasted 20 seconds? LAWL! LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
"Hungary don't eat me, eat Slovakia!"
And Dan accidentally made a Nazi joke and never realized it.
The funny thing is that I been to both xD
UpperLol2 how the hell is this in any way funny
Guy On A Computer u is fucking dumb. He wasn't telling Hungary to eat Slovakia, he was trying to eat Slovakia while being eaten by hungary
Mario and Declan you don't understand a joke
"Touchy, touchy, touchy, touchy, touchy... AAARGH, IT'S BIG" - Daniel "Nerdcubed" Hardcastle, 2015
More like Daniel Nerdcubed “Hard”castle😏
Lmao I hope we both went for the dick joke and not something else
Everybody now:
Attempt I've been expecting you~
Attempt sing when you are winning~
Attempt swing when you are winning~
Attempt escapology~
Attempt intensive care~
Attempt rude box~
Attempt really killed the video star~
Attempt take the crown~
Attempt swings both ways~
-The attempt song.
Lyrics by Daniel Hardcastle. Music by Jesus...or something...
Reality for the video star one
TheHappy_P0tat0 I think half of those are Robbie Williams album titles.
Shrooboid313 they all are
Axew Man Don't worry you are too.
And a happy New Year.
Well I never thought I would see this, was totally expecting a troll.
***** like the happy wheels video?
***** yes exactly
Same I thought it would be like his happy wheel vid
Zebra Man Well, unlike Happy Wheels, you don't necessarily have to partake in internet stupidity in Agario.
***** look in the mirror
*****, those attempt clips (in between gameplay), were references to albums by *****!
These names were as follows:
I've Been Expecting You (5:16)
Sing When You're Winning (5:56)
Swing When You're Winning (7:34)
Escapology (8:00)
As well as these:
Intensive Care (9:26)
Rudebox (9:52)
Reality Killed The Video Star (10:02)
Take The Crown (10:36)
Swings Both Ways (13:52)
Sam Stark I had an inkling at Intensive Care, but fully noticed that at Rudebox.
I suspected that after Swing When You're Winning because we have that album and then I knew it for definite on the last 2 titles, of which I own.
Sam Stark Riddy Prower Noticed at Sing When You're Winning :D
5:56 :D
Well now I know nerd3 will never talk to me
Saem
This is pretty much the spore bacteria stage.
Except it's stuffed with memes and assholes
Frederick Abel and bigger blacker dicks
Quetzel Games That escalated quickly....
I'm playing spore now
Supermutant6112 It's name is irrelevant, it is a bacteria stage, therefore he was correct and you are not.
NO!!! You were the chosen one...
We all knew this was going to happen. Now, join me, brother, in the ceremonial drinking of hydrochloric acid. Kappa
Rinalds Raivo Romanovskis Everything about you is wrong.
GashPlague can't fix what ain't broke.
Rinalds Raivo Romanovskis You can by breaking it.
GashPlague can you list everything wrong about me? I'm curious. Well then it would be broke, so you failed with that comeback.
Dan called everyone who likes memes unfunny. So basically just offended most of his viewers.
thesuperben98 Pretty sure Dan doesn't care.
thesuperben98 No I think he offended no one cuz who the FUCK finds doge funny and if you say you/me I will find you and pee on you in your sleep
Dan is basically just a younger Jeremy Clarkson to be honest
Bobby Unicorn You are one disgusting man.
Emerald Dragon Yeah lol
>Claims to dislike memes
>Works ''cake'' into every name he uses throughout the video
ONE OF US ONE OF US
Casper Dar since when was a dessert a fucking meme...
Pootis Soldier
I'm sorry, have you spent any amount of time on the internet after the release of Portal?
its litteraly jusr "Cake4lyfe", not the cake is a fucking lie
also its barely even a 'youth meme'
wen your littl you can go in the green thing and not split
That minigame in Bully was called ConSumo.
Did you read the description or are you just blind?
justbecauseimsmalldoesn'tmeanim3gaming Who reads the description? Not many people :P
P.S your name is way too long xD
That was the last arcade game i needed to get a high score on to 100% the game, wich i did yesterday, im scared now...
justbecauseimsmalldoesn'tmeanim3gaming ?
Don't know why they need to be 7 if they have a thing (like a pet peeve or some kind of OCD) about correct grammar
PKblaze they don't i was just using emphasis
7:50 XD Someone has a rival!
A pewdiefag and a brony? Lol go back to Tumblr pls neckbeard
Garen Crownguard Naw, not a Pewdiepie hater, have a nice day! ;)
Dan, you don't understand..
We need the memes, the memes to survive.
MartDrummer We need some dank mountain dew in our bellies.
Memes. The DNA of the soul.
MartDrummer Without Memes I will die
NotIncorrectly Your memes end here!
One does not simply survive without memes
I love that fact Dan is a Robbie Williams fan! I also loved the album title fade ins!
You're a nerd if you know why it's called agar.io without looking at the internet. And I love you for it :3
It's a type of bacteria that this game is based on. That's why you pronounce it Agar dot io not agario.
Agor.io
***** Its been a long time since I was in 3rd grade.
"I love memes. There's no faster way to find out if someone's unfunny."
I've never loved you so much, Dan.
Shooting mass into the green blobs (mines) shoots out another mine in that direction. This is useful because if you are bigger than it it splits you and you are VERY VERY VULNERABLE! Also, you can help teammates in team mode and make overlor...friends in free for all.
It's "Ay-gar dot I O". As in Agar plate. I'm pretty sure the blobs are meant to be some kind of bacterial cells.
Fletcher Illingworth Also the green spiky blobs only burst you if you are bigger than them. They will protect you if you are small enough to go behind it.
No... its Agario.io..
And the blobs are fucking blobs...
You never showed up for Science class did you?
Ido Barats *exhales deeply*
Ido Barats If you have ever read the little text that the website gives you to read, you'd know they are cells.
I'm so bad at this game.. I always panic and split myself to early
Ikr, I don't suck because of that, charge into people too much.
No im not gonna watch your channel fuck off
Dave Strength He didn't say anything about that...
Deathsbman A person doesn't need to say it, you can sense their intentions. Hitler said to Stalin: "Let's be friends!" Stalin surely felt something was up when his new friend went on terrorizing his neighbors.
Deathsbman sure he didnt
Ok, *Bram*inator is No.1 when he starts the video. This can't be a coincidence.
If you're smaller than the green blobs, they don't split you. And you just automatically remerge after... some period of time, if you haven't died.
I absolutely ADORE his reaction to PewDiePie at 7:49
HOLY SHIT I AM IN THIS VIDEO
Who are you
imawinner21 Good for you. Now run before REAL haters come! Go! I'll hold them off with reasoning!
At 11:52 i was Slovakia.
Jacob John Slovakia at 11:52 . It's sorta a guess
imawinner21 rasict
You can go through the "shrubbery" harmlessly if you're small enough. It's when you eat it that it kills you. You can also "feed" them by pressing W, and when they get big enough they split, and you can try and shoot one at a big guy to make him explode.
Aka a simple version of EU4
Including custom nations and client states.
Garen Crownguard But that's only if you have El Dorado and Art of War DLCs
SpatsirkSpart Nice channel logo Heinrich Himmler
***** Oh fuck off. If you are to dumb to understand what the SS stand for in my profile picture then I don't have anything to say to you
Salmon Lad The SS are not exclusively from a game.
This truly is enjoyable to watch, believe it or not :P Balls touching, how nice.
Challenge ideas!
Name: Win the Hunger Games
Challenge: Win a game of the hunger games in agario.
Game: Agar.io
Name:What's the point?
Challenge: Win mari0 without portals.
Game: mari0
Name:Match them up
Challenge: Place the people in the ferris wheel cart that matches their colour (that includes you)
Game: Gang Beasts
Name:I CAN RUN!
Challenge: Run at least 25 meters
Game: QWOP
Name: Beat the goddamn game.
Challenge: Do it.
Game: Ecco the dolphin.
Gui Shark Go over to the subreddit, I think he doesn't read youtube videos that often
Sir Sam Ok, thanks :)
EDIT: I don't have a rediit and I can't be bothered to make one, so, could you write t down for me?
Make sure to give credit though XD
He's already done the match them up challenge but I can't remember the name of the video
Sure Gui, And no i think he tried to push them off the carts without falling. The video is called "Nerd³ Challenges! The Wheel - Gang Beasts"
Sir Sam Thanks :D
And yrs, it was the wheel.
0:38 Tasty Planet acknowledgement in 2015, go off King🗿🚬
4:00 Post Advice Animals language🗿
4:36 r/Nerdcubed sure is a place alright🗿
Dan I think that you would like town of Salem
Scattershot Tom I would love to see dan play town of salem
Scattershot Tom only problem with that is Dan would have to deal with people, and as much as it is a good game, a solo comentary never works for it. And the spam.... oh god the spam...
Scattershot Tom This needs to happen
Daniel Buchanan Maybe he could do something like he did in the planetside 2 video or tf2, where he gets random people from the community to join, that way you won't get racists, sexists, ect...
I personally only ever play in the "pro" or whatever its called game mode. You need to have finished 50 games and then you unlock it. It's filled with people who don't actually spam and play the game properly. So if dan was to make a video on it I would recommend him playing 50 games to get the good experience. But that might be asking to much.
I dont know how i feel about dan's dissing of memes
can we confirm nerdcubed is still in the eu with this? or was he tricking us with going on eu servers?
Ch3zter i think he's in scotland. just a guess but he has always acted like he loved scotland.
Ch3zter Him and Martyn both said he resided in Canada in the last episode of Little and Cubed on Marytns channel. But it really doesn't matter. He keeps his personal life a secret for a reason
theawesomedude20 That's a running joke that's been going on for years now, so he's probably in Finland
He wasnt in eu because i saw him in the N. America server as Slovakia at 11:52
Silver Sparks No, I heard he's banned.
I'm sitting here crying of laughter till this "Come back here Merkel!"-line.
If you're smaller than the green spikey things (I think they're called virusses) then you can fit through them, and also hide :P
That was the calmest play through of this game I have ever seen.
Idea...jacksepticeye and nerdcubed or nerdcubed and gaminglemon
TheNordicDuck Why not all 3! :P
TheNordicDuck Why not non of those two!
I feel like jack would only piss off dan.
Sheogorath Gaming thank you.
No thanks, I don't like cancer.
I like how subtle Dan's meme knowledge is.
7:42 Hands up who recognized the name of the blue blob
Englebert Magentaschweiger LOL
Englebert Magentaschweiger The Big Blue Blob?
Englebert Magentaschweiger France?
SpatsirkSpart The one chasing him
Rusty Shackleford Nope, try again
So happy you've played this game!
Unscramble these words!
1)PNEIS
2)HTIELR
3)NGGERI
4)BUTTSXE
Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER, and SUBTEXT?
Well my mind of fucked up
Amazing ctrl+c and ctrl+v there. How'd you do it?
MachoTaco Ief CAPSLOCK ON!
You know, some people have the ability to type.
MachoTaco Fair Play my friend fair play.
Love this game, nice to just pass some time, haven't even watched the advert yet and I'm already excited!
What did memes ever do to you?
I mean I get that you don't like them, but you're just plain offending people who like them, so why?
And no, I'm not defending memes, I'm just curious.
And no, I don't care about people being offended or offensiveness or whatever, I'm just curious.
Tyrom That bothers me too.
Man, what the fuck? Everybody knows being curious is offensive to people who aren't curious! Fucking curiousist
Keksmonster31 Because all memes are overused and unfunny.
Frank Walker nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8 m8
Knight Squire James I'm glad you proved my point :)
I just love the idea of trying to get around and whatnot then having a massive SALAD bubble almost eating you
Meme machine Meme machine Im a motherfucking meme machine Meme machine Meme machine Without memes i will die Give me the memes i need the memes i smell the memes i need all the memes, the memes to survive I need the memes I breed/breathe the memes I smell the memes i need all the memes, the memes to survive They call me the meme machine I catch the memes, i spread the memes I eat the memes, i shit the memes Without memes i will die Inhale the memes Exhale the memes Inject the memes into my bloodstream There are good memes, and there are bad memes WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US (help me) Smoke the memes, snort the memes Take the memes until you OD If you borrowed my memes then you owe me a new fresh pair of memes Meme machine Meme machine Im a motherfucking meme machine Meme machine Meme machine Without memes i will die Give me the memes i need the memes i smell the memes i need all the memes, the memes to survive I need the memes I breed the memes I smell the memes i need all the memes, the memes to survive
***** Memes weak, arms are pepe. Theres feel guy on his sweater already, Mom's been memeing.
***** I see another worshipper of the church of Papa Franku?
Never thought I'd see the day that Dan says "Cheeky Nandos"
Just a quick little explanation of some stuff: It doesn't matter if one blob is bigger than the other, you can merge back after a certain amount of time. More mass=More time taken before you can merge. The green things are viruses. Small cells can hide in them and if a cell eats the virus (the same way you eat players/ mass blobby bits) they explode into a bajillion pieces. If you shoot a virus by ejecting mass with the "W" button a ton it will create a new virus, which will be launched a short distance. If you launch one into another cell it will explode into a bajillion delicious pieces, which you then consume.
All the attempts where named after Robbie Williams albums, brilliant!
EVEN DAN IS DOING IT OH GOD
I'd love to see you play more of this!
finally someone who uses the dark theme. I can finally put it on fullscreen because it doesn't have a blinding white background
How many people are telling you things like "Only cells smaller than the virus can pass through it unharmed", or "If you shoot out your mass with W into a virus, it will split off into two pieces", or "Really just don't try to eat any people, wait until a huge power struggle starts to occur, and then run in and eat literally everything"?
Good tips.
I was in this video. I was Sanik and at that point I was screaming, "THE CAKE IS A LIE! FUUUUUUUU!"
LOL 7:50 Xephos on the board.
Someone's a fan of the Yogscast. Sadly nobody here is after that drama that happened. Hah..
>be nerdcubed
>hate memes
>think youre superior
>be me
>nerdcubed is great
The fact that nerd quoted Street Life - Richie Spice, surprised the hell out of me.
And......... That's me singing Christmas songs for the rest of the day, thanks dan
The only agar.io video you need...
New challenge for Nerdcubed:
*Get on the leaderboard*
You about blinded me when you changed to the white background. Everything in my room is so dark now. Damn you Dan
eating the spiky green blobs only splits you if you're bigger than it, they're mostly used for smaller cells to hide behind them to avoid dying at the hands of a larger cell.
I cannot stop playing this game. Even with the lag, it is ridiculously fun.
loving the amount of fails dan
"I love memes I think memes are superb, I mean there's no faster way of seeing who's unfunny." -Daniel Hardcastle 2015
love the christmas music cutscenes
10:35 was that a Planetside 2 reference?? And are you ever going to revisit that?
"I will never talk to you"
But you are!
DUN DUN DUUNN!
It's suprisingly entertaining watching you drive a ball around and eat other balls
>if you like memes then I can't talk to you
What kind of dead rotten memes have they fed you with for you to get such an outlook on life
omg im about 90% sure lol was me :D im so happy ive (probably) been in a video :D
I burst out laughing when polandball appeared.
Some of his reactions to these meme crack me up.
Sanik=God what has the world come to?
I was waiting for you to play this.
This game taught me three things:
1. No matter how big you are, there will always be someone bigger.
2. Death is inevitable.
3. People are dicks.
Number 1 is wrong because if you're number 1 then no one is bigger than you :/
Self proclaimed pro tips!
-Bigger = slower, Smaller = faster
-Size doesn't matter, you merge back together over time
-Space for splitting will make you half your size and will also make you faster (good for escaping or catching faster, yet smaller opponents)
-Green spikeballs are an ok place to hide in when you are smaller as big blobs cannot eat them without exploding.
-Feed green spikeballs with 'w' when you are big enough in order to launch another green spikeball into another big blob to make them explode and launch a counter attack
Since Dan said memes are unfunny we just need to spam his Twitter with memes
"I just ate ayyy lammo" that deserves a like just for that lol
I always love every video you do
You should play your 3 favourite games in one video because your always happier when you playing just cause and stuff like that
I felt so betrayed when he said he liked memes. I'm glad he clarified
Can you do another Besiege video? I know you have like 8 of them, but they're so good!
Dan, When a blob smaller than the green thing goes through it doesn't split you, if you are bigger than it, it will split you.
Me: INDIANA!!!! YAAAAAY!!!
Nerd: in...indiania indianaia. Yes ok
Me: ok....
Finally he plays this
But...but Dan. Anything can actually be classed as a meme.
Even you.
*Insert cult chant here*
2:18 Dan trying to pronounce "Indiana" ha ha
I agree Dan, Benny Hill must be added in the game!
THIS ZOELLA ADVERT NEVER FUCKING ENDS!!!!
Has anyone noticed that when he played the game each attempt he lasted 20 seconds? LAWL! LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
About time
Play more
I don't know why there were Robbie Williams references, but it made me smile
"Ballsucker was just eatennnnn"
-Nerd³ 2015
brought it all back in the end
5:40 the sumo eating game in bully is called consumo
Love the Robbie Williams albums for your attempts haha
Was that a huge quest reference I heard in there while you were talking to DoGe, because I think it was!
lol. I was about to play agar.io when i opened safari, this channel came up, and agar.io was just uploaded right now. lol. what a coincidence.
U no like Memes? That got me right in the feels...
OH NO! FRANCE! please make this a movie
I like how most of the attempts were named after Robbie Williams albums!
I love how at the end you Serbia ate you. But i'm Serbian so i can't be mad at Serbia. But he ate you!
Got to 9:35... realized that Dan probably wasn't even going to get on the board lol