This theory is all one big desperate attempt to COMPLIMENT Jones for being that way and to make sure he EMBRACES his true self so that he can be a stunning and brave addition to society. Share this.
what is a social we can send you "tips" on?? I got a couple about Israel to share (with evidence) as he lives just down the road from me - (being careful here) but also a story about his call centre days
Okay. Jon Jone is gay. Like, he either takes someone from behind or give it to another man from behind. You are absolutely RIGHT. 100%. You got it. You WON THE GAME!!! So what about it then? Will you watch his next fight? I will.
It is common for Jewish Rabbis such as Guru to refrain from cutting their hair or beards. The Bible condemns shaving ones beard. Leviticus (19:27): "You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard." To cut off another man's beard, according to Samuel (10:4) is an outrage. Even many Orthodox Christian priests refuse to shave. For someone who claims so often to be a Christian, Jon sure doesn't know very much about the bible
As a man there’s nothing scarier than Jon jones drunk fighting his gay demons also at the same time touching on you in appropriate manner. It’s probably a good thing Jeff dahmer never picked up drunk Jon 💀
Reminds me of Rogan doing stand up about Brock Lesnar if he wanted to grape you "What are you going to do? Fight him off for a certain period of time?"
Guru vs Tate misfits boxing match is the fight we deserve, but not the one we need right now Guru needs to train for at least a year first to ensure he takes the W. No weight class, for a reason
This is like that law and order episode where Ice T famously says "I got news for you, that means you're gay" to the gay black athlete that is married to a woman but sleeping with men on the side.
Jon jones is the Ultimate hide and seek champion... USADA couldn't find him under the cage and now he had the whole commmity fooled by hiding in the closet!!!
Now I know why the judges have been so lenient on Jon and not sent him to prison. The judges weren't protecting Jon Jones, they were protecting the prison population. He would tear it up in prison.
@@iceblue7118 Jon is a GOAT in fighting but he also is insecure and has a temper. I hate to tell you; being a GOAT does not stop a prison gang armed with shivs.
First Connor's weird likes on Twitter, Polyana vs Colby, PVZ vs Dillon and now this, crazy ngl. The weird trash talk some fighters use, Dagestanis showering together and hating women, every wrestler ever joking about the "oil check", the Roman Empire still lives to this day.
For sure Jones the tates Aeriel but Izzy is still his biggest win and the last Doggybender is still his biggest victim until further notice I mean with how Sean Guru and Alex all destroyed him mentally before Sean beat him up bad for 5 rounds you notice the Doggybender didn't want another title shot when Sean or Alex wanted to fight him but now he does that DDP is champ cause he feels like he can bully DDP
@metalanarchy5186 If DDP gets ahold of him & takes him down to the canvas, it’s going to be a huge problem. DDP is a bit stockier & larger than Izzy. He’s going to be like a wet blanket unless Izzy snipes him with a clean shot early. 😳
Guru doesn’t ever go far from the fridge don’t plan on seeing him at any mma event. He like to be safe in his dingy room huffing his farts and yelling in the mic.
or just wouldn't care. I got called gay throughout middle school and halfway through high school. I never really cared, because I knew I didn't want man ass.
Lol on the Mic for sure and it kind of makes sense that Jones would hide in the closet he tried to hide his drug and achool addiction and some of his worse demons why not that to
@@DubcityTX yet you watch things like “Kat Williams interviews” Bro you do it to yourself, stop lying, you like this stuff or else you wouldn’t be watching kat william interviews. I don’t even know what he says in his interviews, but the fact you take the time to watch it means you are literally doing it to yourself. Wtf do you think people are gonna say in an interview.
Eye witnesses say a baby in the audience started crying during the comedy show and the mother was embarrassed and got up to leave. Adesanya called her over, held the baby in his arms rocking it and breast fed it for the rest of the show. It was so stunning and brave.
Isn't it pretty obvious now that if guru is going after someone, and lets say hes got 6-7 solid pieces of evidence, he'll only use about half in the first video, because 9 times out of 10 they'll respond. LEVELS BROTHER YOU DA GOAT
@Ghostface__x_ yepp. These types of people are scum. He's a bum looking for attention and views and trying to tear down people with "tea". Female activities
@@Dukestboy96 When he turns around during the weigh ins - funniest shit ever lol Yeah, DC is probably just awkward. Besides, all wrestlers are a little zesty.
@@kenwood2682 jones was complaining about him being cyber bullied. He didn't say anything about his kids. Jon is very sensitive it shows thats why he hits his wife.
I swear Guru fans think they and he collectively have psychology degrees. Jones is just bewildered that you can all fall for Guru's tired, lame, drama cling shtick. Guru isn't some chad, he's a douchebag.
Jones constantly talking about Jesus despite being a legitimately psychopathic demon is top tier irony. If god and Jesus love anything about that man, it’s laughing every time he lies about his faith
Ngl that was getting real gay, Conor was staring blank at the Abyss in disbelief and Dustin was deciding if he should laugh to go along or just keep a straight face. Olivi did the right thing or the next you know it could have been streamed on LGBTQ+ TV.
Jon insulting MMA Guru was a big mistake. Guru is the most intelligent person in the MMA Media, and nobody else comes close. He (Guru) will work for the UFC at some point and will be more popular than Anik or Rogan.
I fully believe this. Guru will make his stamp. He’s already a legend with these videos. IMO he solidified himself with the Adesnaya Saga. Him & Strickland inadvertently working together is badass. I’m fully on board now. I can’t wait to see this dude continue his run.
Tate brothers were def the kids who pretended to be girls on rs and got in multi year long relationships just to get like 10$ worth of runescape gold back in the day lol
Bro just told the greatest ufc fighter of all time to keep that same energy when he sees him with Andrew tate response in the same video what reality are we living in
A reality where the largest Empire of all time came from a small island in the North Atlantic? Am I right guys hahahahaa 🇬🇧 Jews are like "We're chosen by God Guys" British are like "Are you sure son?" What language is Jones speaking again? 😎😂
@@Jack-jz5kt normally if you get injured and you’re going to be out more than a year and repeatedly refuse to fight the interim title holder, you get the belt stripped. No one has ever defended against a random guy while there’s an interim champ, the belt is always unified in the next fight the champion has - but now Stipe, who’s about 7000 years old and is coming off a devastating KO loss, is getting a title shot without having fought in like 3 years while the most impressive HW prospect arguably in UFC history who has knocked out everyone he’s fought in the first or second round (bar an anomalous knee injury in the opening 10 seconds of the Blaydes fight) is getting ignored.
@@JM-X0304 he hasn’t refused to fight the interim title holder remember Tom got that belt because Jon got injured in the first place Dana white said himself he wants stipe to fight Jon for the belt what are you waffling about the UFC hasn’t even offered the fight to Tom or Jon 😂🤷♂️ and you wanna talk about record visit Google and check jobs he has never ducked anyone he has been in there with the absolute best of the best mate and stipe got knocked out by one of the best knockouts artist in UFC history which he beat the first time round stipe and Francis are 1-1
Dana started this nonsense because of Ngannou. In order to pretend they still had the real world HW champion. Now that Ngannou is history, he might as well strip Bones.
He is lowkey what do you call a man who needs to show the world how rich he is what disigner clothes he wears etc.....a rich gay guy who lives in a house with men used to run a buisness managering sex worker talent....feels a constant need for attention...he has some valid points but if your rich and have it all why do you need to show off the aforementioned most of the richest people live in the middle of nowhere and live a simple life... he is the same kind of guy who will ask you to wash your boots before you get in his car.....kinda gay if you ask me
@@dereks4531Why are you here then? It is an objective fact that the recent controversies surrounding the “GOAT” have brought more eyes to the sport which as a fan you should be loving. Right?
@joshua2510 no cos I'm not a chic 🤣💀 I'm all for guru's satire towards the fighter's, I'm big fan of his stuff and always defended him but he's gone too far this time and all I'm seeing online is fool's disrespecting a legend! Jones was a world champion when guru was just a boy so he should show more respect and chill because his ego is getting out of hand 🤣
Disrespecting a legend? bro have you read the police reports he literally beat his wife bloody so bad his own kids had to run away and call the cops on there own drunken dad and when he ran into that pregnant lady ran away came back for his coke and ran away again also we got a eye witness saying jones was groping some poor bi dude
i don't even understand why people even idolize andrew tate bruh the guy has made an entire career by scamming poor men and saying he doesn't gaf about anything lemme just tell you another thing too the guy's a massively hypocrite
@@Asiyah2000 he isn't clean now he still rambles of having 4-7 wives on his Twitter acc while following muslim and believing in Allah on top of that andrew still advices people around on different topics when he himself has done wrong things and has never apologized or seemed to have gotten better from it
My life is such a wreck and I'm so stressed out over life, bills, appointments, omg...thank you for making me laugh and helping me escape if only for a moment.
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This theory is all one big desperate attempt to COMPLIMENT Jones for being that way and to make sure he EMBRACES his true self so that he can be a stunning and brave addition to society.
Share this.
what is a social we can send you "tips" on?? I got a couple about Israel to share (with evidence) as he lives just down the road from me - (being careful here) but also a story about his call centre days
The downfall of guru
You called him gay and he responded by criticizing your looks? Ironic.
Okay. Jon Jone is gay. Like, he either takes someone from behind or give it to another man from behind. You are absolutely RIGHT. 100%. You got it. You WON THE GAME!!!
So what about it then? Will you watch his next fight? I will.
now, all the closet BOIs will defend Jones, and deflect to Guru..wait for it
babe wake up, jon jones gay part 2 just dropped
😂😂😂😂
Are you quoting Jones's "girlfriend" ? 😅
😂nice
Still waiting for McGregor is gay part 1 but too bad he isn't black 😂
thx hun
MMA Guru exposing Jon Jones for being gay is a such a South Park episode. LMAO
"That's a guy man! .... which is fiiiiine RUclips admins"
Hahahahahaha it is
@jamiefugazi6974 as Eric Cartman hopefully
You think he eats fishdicks?
how can anyone not find this entertaining
“Sir, a second Jon Jones video has dropped”
I saw that meme too
😂
Crying laughing right now
Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth
@@bobsondugnutt5688 Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth
The Mens pound for pound list just got a whole new meaning...
hahhahahahahahahahahahah
dude im dead 💀💀💀 xDDD
definetly undefeated undisputed champ of that
😂😂😂😂
Get him on the ground, and pound him!
Some coach(c)
"I might look like a homosexual with a suit on..."
- DC
😂
“But I’ve never been a homosexual like you though” Jon claps
🤣🤣🤣
best one by far😂😂
ngl if Jon Jones is a homo, DC is probably even gayer
He said that Guru is "Unkept" now i know Jon Jones is GAY!!! Only a gay man, call another man, "Unkept"!!! 😂😂😂😂
*facts*
That's true 😂😂
And it should be “unkempt” anyway
It is common for Jewish Rabbis such as Guru to refrain from cutting their hair or beards. The Bible condemns shaving ones beard. Leviticus (19:27): "You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard." To cut off another man's beard, according to Samuel (10:4) is an outrage. Even many Orthodox Christian priests refuse to shave. For someone who claims so often to be a Christian, Jon sure doesn't know very much about the bible
Wow. Facts
He blocked me because I told him to fight Tom, lol.
He's more scared of Tom than coming out 😂🤣
He blocked me cause i called em gay
he blocked me legit because I questioned why he wont mention his partner in his 'this is the best thing to ever happen to me' wife beater "apology"
Whats so laugh out loud worthy about this comment?
Because your cringe most likely
“I was sitting in the back of the room”
“Alright Ian Garry”
😂💀
As a man there’s nothing scarier than Jon jones drunk fighting his gay demons also at the same time touching on you in appropriate manner. It’s probably a good thing Jeff dahmer never picked up drunk Jon 💀
Don't forget Brett Rodgers molested normal men, MMA fighters, and prisoners. That's almost scarier because Brett is crazier.
My mans plagued by nightmares of being sodomized by jon jones 😂💀
Geeeeeez 🙅♂️
😂
In appropriate manner?
Pigs eat bones. It all makes sense now
🦴🐖
🤣🤣🤣🤣 c'mon man
😂😂😂
😂
Ashkenazi fake Jewru 😉
Its not gay if your eyes are poked
This is actually funny
None of his partners can identify him
10/10 comment
😂😂😂
Good one lol
Imagine how fucking terrifying it would be to have a drunken jon jones repeatedly try to force himself on you.
🔫
He will turn your brown hole into the blk and blue octagon.
😂😂😂😂😂 2:57 @@twaneva3460
Reminds me of Rogan doing stand up about Brock Lesnar if he wanted to grape you
"What are you going to do? Fight him off for a certain period of time?"
The eyepokes 😱
Imagine telling young guru that he’s gonna be bullying the heavyweight champ jon jones about being gay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 twitter bullying the baddest man
anyone can cyber bully anyone in person is where it matters
@incognito867 act like the Chandler kids and pull out the hammer lRL
❤
@@incognito867 guru better watch out jones might get a lil freaky if he seems him irl
@@incognito867I’d bet on guru irl he’s British
Guru may live in the basement but Jon lives in the closet
Instant classic joke
Brutality
Friendship 🌈🌈
Beat me to it lol
😂😂😂😂
Luckily Guru's butt is protected by a wheelchair to stay safe from Jon Jones' wrath.
Underrated comment 🤣
Jones will go through that wheelchair
@@heisenberg3457not with that weight on top of it
😂
😹😹😹
DC is smashing the like button and laughing rn
I was thinking the same thing😂😂😂
Lucas Tracy is making random tier lists. Guru is slaying giants and destroying sacred cows. Levels to this shit, man. Levels.
And BedtimeMMA Headlines this weekend!
Different types of content. Lucas Tracy doesn’t really wanna start any drama or make theories abt fighters
@@move3336sounds like a BETA 😂 I know who id rather watch
👏🏻👏🏻
@@Tonyrobinsongbwow why do losers like you really feel like kings on the internet ts is crazy 😂
Jon Jones' famously long reach can be used to embrace 2 men on each side at once
Jon always has the reach around advantage
Does he wipe really easily after taking a shit?
Embrace 💀
@@victoralley708you win bro😂
Gay af you guy's wanna chill out you're talking about a legend of the game show some fkn respect
Jon Jones and Andrew Tate signing up for smoke with Guru might be the biggest canon event in MMA history
Guru vs Tate misfits boxing match is the fight we deserve, but not the one we need right now
Guru needs to train for at least a year first to ensure he takes the W. No weight class, for a reason
@@LarryMayvid I think he just needs 4 to 6 months. Andrews boxing isn't anything special
@@aegisreflector1239 Plus Guru is much larger and stronger than taint
@@aegisreflector1239What kind of bait is this? Tate been a fighter, have years of experience. Not special, he's mid. Hed maul guru😂
@@seanisnotjohnhe's fat, are y'all trolling lmao😭🤦♂️
Ahahahahah "this is a gay man" the way you say it is killing me. Great content dude nice work
Jon jones vs. Amanda nunes, to determine the homosexual goat
If Jon wins, he gets a sheep
If Amanda wins, she gets a dog, and a large jar of peanut butter
Jenny jones
@@yumjoystyle2a dog Izzy trained
Nunes wins via R1 pegging
Darren Till, Adesanya, Joe Rogan, Jesse on Fire, Jon Jones, Bryan Callen. Wonderful people.
Everyone defending a Wife-Beating, Steroid using Cheater over some silly accusations by Guru is actually pretty funny lmao
Black people lol
Being in the closet grants you many perks and privileges it seems
Im not even defending Jon but your comment is goofy.. lmao 🥴
@@BilliStatusthen what are you doing? You sound even goofier lol
You're right, except these aren't silly accusations. This is hard evidence. Almost as hard as bones in that comedy club.
Guru doesn’t live in a basement, he lives in a tunnel with dirty sheets.
That’s Ariel
@xkidmidnightx facts
@@xkidmidnightxfacts
Facts
We live in the sewer boys. Guru is merely a general compared to sewer king! All hail! 🔜
This is like that law and order episode where Ice T famously says "I got news for you, that means you're gay" to the gay black athlete that is married to a woman but sleeping with men on the side.
Oh yeah thats a super tickle....no diddy
Jon jones is the Ultimate hide and seek champion... USADA couldn't find him under the cage and now he had the whole commmity fooled by hiding in the closet!!!
And he hides the pickle in mens asses
The HW division can't find him either
The best to ever do it
He hid from the cops too. They had to set out coke traps to catch him.
🤣
Jones never denied being gay
Honestly, it seems John is bisexual. He thinks he has demons but they're just gay thoughts.
😂@@aegisreflector1239
@@aegisreflector1239 💯
@aegisreflector1239
He's probably not even bi, and that's why he's so angry
Either way it's demons @aegisreflector1239
Now I know why the judges have been so lenient on Jon and not sent him to prison. The judges weren't protecting Jon Jones, they were protecting the prison population. He would tear it up in prison.
He'd get killed the second he went in there.
Jon "the booty bandit" jones
How do you figure he would get killed?
@@iceblue7118 Jon is a GOAT in fighting but he also is insecure and has a temper. I hate to tell you; being a GOAT does not stop a prison gang armed with shivs.
He would tear their butts up.
First Connor's weird likes on Twitter, Polyana vs Colby, PVZ vs Dillon and now this, crazy ngl. The weird trash talk some fighters use, Dagestanis showering together and hating women, every wrestler ever joking about the "oil check", the Roman Empire still lives to this day.
They don’t hate women pls ease don’t listen to this dude! It’s part of their religion to not look them in the face
Guru is up 2 - 0 against Jon Jones
Jones kids 4 - guru kids 0 still a virgin and probably a fruity
10-8 10-8, case for a 10-7 can be made
Part2 was a 10-8!
Yuh he won’t say it to his face tho
@@XxV4mpClipzxXI'm sure he would hes not afraid like you clearly are
Guru on a generational run
He has seemed to have entered his prime for sure lol
@@FreefallSCI thought he hit his prime with Ariel. Then I thought he hit his prime with Garry. He may just be getting started
For sure Jones the tates Aeriel but Izzy is still his biggest win and the last Doggybender is still his biggest victim until further notice I mean with how Sean Guru and Alex all destroyed him mentally before Sean beat him up bad for 5 rounds you notice the Doggybender didn't want another title shot when Sean or Alex wanted to fight him but now he does that DDP is champ cause he feels like he can bully DDP
People thought this was going to be the year he falls down too
@metalanarchy5186 If DDP gets ahold of him & takes him down to the canvas, it’s going to be a huge problem. DDP is a bit stockier & larger than Izzy. He’s going to be like a wet blanket unless Izzy snipes him with a clean shot early. 😳
This is so funny that guru is giving Jones is first loss
😂😂
This the 2nd lol
lmao lmao
Nah he lost to Reyes and USADA
@JoshuaSmith-no9mn
And to that police car hood and the legal system
Why does this feel like mmaguru handed Jon his 1st loss by tko
Guru absolutely chadding his way to getting choked out at a UFC event
Marc goddard jumping out the octogan into the crowd mid-fight when he spots guru 😂
Lmao. I wann see that ppv
If Jones gets ahold of him, it'll be worse than a choke out, minimum warped face + broken bones
@@CarlinSaid nah Guru isn’t a woman, he’ll be safe from Jones
Guru doesn’t ever go far from the fridge don’t plan on seeing him at any mma event. He like to be safe in his dingy room huffing his farts and yelling in the mic.
Jones is so deep in the closet, Eminem couldn't even help him out
Or p diddy
He could if he told him he has a gerbil and a tube
I'm cleaning out my closet,
Is a Dope Eminem song. Oh how things have changed. Those were the good days
Ur old @@benmcreynolds8581
@@benmcreynolds8581old head
These vids arent monetized, these videos are a passion project 😂
He’s antagonistic to the max 😂😂😂😂
Passion that jon jones and his car share with pregnant women.
Bro you're HILARIOUS, the "in a complementary way" had me DYING! Just Subbed 👍
The most powerful wheelchaired man since professor x
😂
Mma guru 1
Roosevelt 2
X 3
@@tomasseara1005Stephen Hawking 4
Izzy being the girl he was with is a crazy plot twist 🤯
Izzy crossdresser hehe
This comment is crazy
@@griffinbrock9077you’re crazy
Izzy even at his home dresses up like some street btch, maybe he is waiting for jones to show up for some ground game action.
@@MistaBLM we're all crazy
"HE'S GAYYY!!!, and RUclips that's a compliment I have screamed at him." I fucking can't I'm dead lmaooo
15:20
😂😂😂😂
@@JamalWitherSpoon😂😂😂
Conor just sitting there as Jon oozes homosexuality uncontrollably.. "meh, Whatcha mean yur mad gay boi?"
20:30 😂
I keep coming back for that part
Andrew Tate must have forgotten about the fact that Jones hit a pregnant woman and fled the scene like a coward.
Seems right up Tate's alley tbh
Well, he is Muslim after all
Isn't Tate in jail for trafficking? 😂 Why is his opinion valid?
@@Pablo-p9y2fhas he been convicted?
Tate effs troons
I was shocked Jon responded but I forgot how fragile his ego is and I'm like OF COURSE HE DID
And showed a belly picture for some reason lol Diddy confirmed
A straight guy would not be bothered by this at all. Jon is panicking
@@yumjoystyle2🤣😭😭 "diddy confirmed" 💀
Tate was nessesary for society is many ways buts he’s not a good man . I think make a video on Tate .
^ Tate has worn his welcome. He’s getting annoying now & let’s be honest, he’s half black so.. 🤷🏻 I will never see him as an outstanding human being.
Dude you are killing it
Really funny rebuttals and congratulations on officially making it
Never change
Don't jump the shark
Andrew Tate responding like he was a Glory double champ or something 😂
Glory hole double champ
He a clown
Glory hole double champ
glory hole perhaps. that dude screams dandy
Hes not
If I wasn’t gay, I would just have to say “I’m not gay”, he never said that through this whole thing
So who is gae?
or just wouldn't care.
I got called gay throughout middle school and halfway through high school.
I never really cared, because I knew I didn't want man ass.
He didnt even deny it😳. Honestlly JBJ shohld just embrace it. He would gain more fans
Nope, hell nah😂.@@ryu-ken
So you are gay? 📸
this is the kind of content the mma community has been dying for since conor vs khabib
With the pre context " i wanna make you my wife" just hits different.
Jon about to face the full force of Guruselum
hahah
Where did the Jewru joke first come from?
Hes Jewish, the jokes write themselves.
People have been making fun of Guru for being fat, disabled, etc. so its not surprising.
@@seanisnotjohn he used to have full orthodox jewish curls if you go back to his earliest videos. he might have deleted them not sure.
Guru is going to sleep Jon Jones like it’s past his Bedtime TRUST
😂
More layers than Shrek
Lol on the Mic for sure and it kind of makes sense that Jones would hide in the closet he tried to hide his drug and achool addiction and some of his worse demons why not that to
Bet the house on it
Jones however has different intentions...he'd rather sleep WITH guru
Guru is the reason the heavyweight world champion is now defending himself from a RUclipsr
well he had to defend something id not his title
Not the real champ though
@@notthed0d791Facts
Lol
@@notthed0d791The ufc begs to differ
Dude your delivery is classic and spot on. So glad I found your channel!
Being 🏳️🌈 makes Jon scarier.
Yeah,,,,,,,,,,,, somehow it sure does……… probably the implication of butt stuff …… * shiver *
It honestly does. Cause now not only can he do damage he can also take your booty
Should be illegal 😮
True
@@Lethalbanterwith ease
The entire MMA world walked right into the giant obvious bear trap Guru left out in the middle of the road.
❤
I dont care for this tabloid nonsense but Guru catching so many people in this whirlwind is hilarious
@@DubcityTXyou can’t say the word “tabloid” and pretend you don’t like drama.
@@anthonyontv Yea, I'm just not into men breaking out the tea and gossiping. That's why I don't like Kat Williams interviews. Not my thing.
@@DubcityTX yet you watch things like “Kat Williams interviews”
Bro you do it to yourself, stop lying, you like this stuff or else you wouldn’t be watching kat william interviews.
I don’t even know what he says in his interviews, but the fact you take the time to watch it means you are literally doing it to yourself.
Wtf do you think people are gonna say in an interview.
Adesanya in a dress killed me
It better be a elsa dress😂
Eye witnesses say a baby in the audience started crying during the comedy show and the mother was embarrassed and got up to leave. Adesanya called her over, held the baby in his arms rocking it and breast fed it for the rest of the show. It was so stunning and brave.
@@chrishayes5755🤣
7:15 "AND IM STILL RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD" I'm dead bro haha
They don't call him sexual chocolate for nothing
Call Guru Kendrick, the way he’s 1v20ing Jones, Helwani, Tate, etc.
Is crazy NGL
Based
Where is this interview with aerial I need to watch it all
You sound like those 10-7 Ariel simps. Shit talk is not impressive
You’re a nerd lmao.
Rap is gay
Imagine having to encounter a horny, persistent, drunk Jon Jones.
That's a real life nightmare.
Or a dream deoending on what you are into I guess.
I will admit this is comedy gold. Well done big man kept me laughing for a few days.
Here b4 this hood classic gets taken down 😂
Isn't it pretty obvious now that if guru is going after someone, and lets say hes got 6-7 solid pieces of evidence, he'll only use about half in the first video, because 9 times out of 10 they'll respond. LEVELS BROTHER YOU DA GOAT
Lmao yahll like gossiping girls 🤣
Lol
@Ghostface__x_ yepp. These types of people are scum. He's a bum looking for attention and views and trying to tear down people with "tea". Female activities
@@terrifier-7you’re fruity the way you’re defending jon 🤫
@@terrifier-7Batty man
Jon Jones GOATED and THROATED
😂😂
That’s it, no more RUclips today
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao wtf
Hahahhaha
Guru makes such a convincing argument lmao
DC was kinda flirting back in that press conference
Nigga was just as uncomfortable as Conor & Dustin it was just directed at him 😂
DC is awkward I don't think he knew what to say in response 😂 not sure why he went that route tho
fr 🤣🤣
@@Dukestboy96 When he turns around during the weigh ins - funniest shit ever lol
Yeah, DC is probably just awkward. Besides, all wrestlers are a little zesty.
Im scared
The heavyweight champion of the world actually cried about "cyber bullies" online.... thats crazy to me. You hit a nerve
Jon (No Bonner) Jones 😂
@@kenwood2682 jones was complaining about him being cyber bullied. He didn't say anything about his kids. Jon is very sensitive it shows thats why he hits his wife.
@@kenwood2682Jon jones makes himself a target. The guy is so sensitive, he makes men with PE feel good about themselves
My impersonation from the "40 old virgin":
- You know how i know you are gay?
- How?
- You cry about be a victim of cyber-bullying on the Twitter (X).
I swear Guru fans think they and he collectively have psychology degrees. Jones is just bewildered that you can all fall for Guru's tired, lame, drama cling shtick. Guru isn't some chad, he's a douchebag.
Your not telling me SEXUAL CHOCOLATE is gay?!?!!?
damn, its been Infront of us all along 🤣🤣🤣
Damn……. Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh i swear, im like “it all makes sense now” 🤯
It really does all make sense now. I was skeptical at first but you put all the pieces together and it’s pretty convincing
Jon Jones is not gay....his boyfriend is!!! lol
Liking your own comment😂
Sad
@@MMANerd27shit comment aswell
Jones constantly talking about Jesus despite being a legitimately psychopathic demon is top tier irony. If god and Jesus love anything about that man, it’s laughing every time he lies about his faith
Guru cooking these dummies lmao even andrew tate couldn’t escape the flames
Bro got COOKED 😭 I did not expect that bombshell at the end. Tate is for sure sus with those comments.
@@ronny2shoesThat's what happens when you have harems lying around whom you can do anything with, you get desensitized real quick.
If this video survives the night, we’ve entered a new era of free speechdom 😂
As it should be
As long as you don't mention Jewru's ancestry
@@Flipmoperandiproof?
@@muneebahmad2474 the Bible
At least 2 of these 3 are gay: Jon Jones Andrew Tate Joe Rogan
all 3
No no no when Jon said “I’m gonna make you my wife” to DC he was speaking violence…..we’ve seen how he treats his wife.
That’s his secret to winning. He just pretends his opponents are his wife.
@@MistaBLM
It's working for him
🤜💃.
What a timeline, bro. I love what’s happening. Thought we had peaked with Ian Garry
Megan Olivi saying it got weird is alarming and huge vibe check.
Based Megan. Tried to shut down Jones overtly gay ramblings. He was enjoying that a bit too much.
Ngl that was getting real gay, Conor was staring blank at the Abyss in disbelief and Dustin was deciding if he should laugh to go along or just keep a straight face. Olivi did the right thing or the next you know it could have been streamed on LGBTQ+ TV.
Can't believe you didn't use the picture of Jon Jones posing as a ring girl. That to me was sus as hell.
Jon insulting MMA Guru was a big mistake. Guru is the most intelligent person in the MMA Media, and nobody else comes close. He (Guru) will work for the UFC at some point and will be more popular than Anik or Rogan.
Agreed. He says what I'm thinking
Mike Goldberg levels of swag
I fully believe this. Guru will make his stamp. He’s already a legend with these videos. IMO he solidified himself with the Adesnaya Saga. Him & Strickland inadvertently working together is badass. I’m fully on board now. I can’t wait to see this dude continue his run.
I hope not.
Are you one of jones bfs
Tate brothers were def the kids who pretended to be girls on rs and got in multi year long relationships just to get like 10$ worth of runescape gold back in the day lol
😭😭😭 fr
😂😂😂
Bro just told the greatest ufc fighter of all time to keep that same energy when he sees him with Andrew tate response in the same video what reality are we living in
There's gonna be "The Rise and Fall Of MMA Guru" videos soon if this guy isn't careful. Stay safe Guru you absolute madman 😂
@@chrishayes5755 Guru flew to close to the sun 😭
@@chrishayes5755Jones is scared of aspinall
A reality where the largest Empire of all time came from a small island in the North Atlantic? Am I right guys hahahahaa 🇬🇧
Jews are like "We're chosen by God Guys" British are like "Are you sure son?"
What language is Jones speaking again? 😎😂
@@EdwardOfEastAnglia love the out of nowhere British patriotism.
I love the investigative journalism. Very thorough. Tons of evidence that lead to only one thing...
Jon jones being gyyyyy
I have never liked Jon Jones. Now he's holding up the heavyweight division. Has one fight and he gets the belt.Pathetic.
Sort of happens when u get injured bro
@@Jack-jz5kt normally if you get injured and you’re going to be out more than a year and repeatedly refuse to fight the interim title holder, you get the belt stripped. No one has ever defended against a random guy while there’s an interim champ, the belt is always unified in the next fight the champion has - but now Stipe, who’s about 7000 years old and is coming off a devastating KO loss, is getting a title shot without having fought in like 3 years while the most impressive HW prospect arguably in UFC history who has knocked out everyone he’s fought in the first or second round (bar an anomalous knee injury in the opening 10 seconds of the Blaydes fight) is getting ignored.
@@JM-X0304 he hasn’t refused to fight the interim title holder remember Tom got that belt because Jon got injured in the first place Dana white said himself he wants stipe to fight Jon for the belt what are you waffling about the UFC hasn’t even offered the fight to Tom or Jon 😂🤷♂️ and you wanna talk about record visit Google and check jobs he has never ducked anyone he has been in there with the absolute best of the best mate and stipe got knocked out by one of the best knockouts artist in UFC history which he beat the first time round stipe and Francis are 1-1
@@Jack-jz5kthows life in that closet next to your lover Jon Jones?
Dana started this nonsense because of Ngannou. In order to pretend they still had the real world HW champion. Now that Ngannou is history, he might as well strip Bones.
10:48 "was the GF saying BOTCHED or TRUST every now and again??!" IM DEADDD 😂😂😂😂
I laughed out loud when MMAGURU told Jon Jones to “keep that same energy” 😂😂😂😂😂
Your a legend congrats on your publicity bro you been at it for a long time you definitely earned it
Jon Jones to Guru “I’m gonna make him my wife. And you’re gonna like it”
Hilariously, the thing Andrew Tate complains about is exactly what his supporters do.
Are you calling guru a tate supporter?😅
tbf guru has said things in support of andrew tate in the past so maybe you're onto something 🤷♂️
Andrew Tate is even more sus than Jones
He is lowkey what do you call a man who needs to show the world how rich he is what disigner clothes he wears etc.....a rich gay guy who lives in a house with men used to run a buisness managering sex worker talent....feels a constant need for attention...he has some valid points but if your rich and have it all why do you need to show off the aforementioned most of the richest people live in the middle of nowhere and live a simple life... he is the same kind of guy who will ask you to wash your boots before you get in his car.....kinda gay if you ask me
@@Neil-qg9cw
Tate is just a shameless materialist. Jon likes fingers (and other things) in the balloon knot.
The boyfriend in the cell is INSANE😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Boyfriend in Cell, make My wife, Hug mans, sitting with homless gays in the street... Too much evidence
Yea what is that about lol
I need to watch this interview. Anyone know where it’s at. Can’t find it anywhere
I used to internally judge people who cared about celebrities' gossip too much, now here I am, watching gossip about a fighter's sexual orientation.
The question is how much do you care about it?
@@monkeyboy275bobo8 Not too much, but it is entairtaining
same. i can't remember how i got here but i wanna go home now please.
I judge you poorly for this
@@monkeyboy275bobo8i honestly don't but guru is acting very feminine with gossip about Jones.
We got gay Jon jones before GTA6
Ballad of gay Jonny
GTA LGBTQ city stories
Please Guru never stop. You are making mma 10x times more fun for me.
Then you're not a real fan and just fancy guru cos you're super gay for him 😂💀
@@dereks4531Why are you here then? It is an objective fact that the recent controversies surrounding the “GOAT” have brought more eyes to the sport which as a fan you should be loving. Right?
@joshua2510 no cos I'm not a chic 🤣💀 I'm all for guru's satire towards the fighter's, I'm big fan of his stuff and always defended him but he's gone too far this time and all I'm seeing online is fool's disrespecting a legend! Jones was a world champion when guru was just a boy so he should show more respect and chill because his ego is getting out of hand 🤣
Disrespecting a legend? bro have you read the police reports he literally beat his wife bloody so bad his own kids had to run away and call the cops on there own drunken dad and when he ran into that pregnant lady ran away came back for his coke and ran away again also we got a eye witness saying jones was groping some poor bi dude
i don't even understand why people even idolize andrew tate bruh
the guy has made an entire career by scamming poor men and saying he doesn't gaf about anything
lemme just tell you another thing too
the guy's a massively hypocrite
He is clean now everyone do some 💩 one point in their
@@Asiyah2000 he isn't clean now
he still rambles of having 4-7 wives on his Twitter acc while following muslim and believing in Allah
on top of that andrew still advices people around on different topics when he himself has done wrong things and has never apologized or seemed to have gotten better from it
@@frRrRAin
How is having multiple wives or being Muslim not clean?
@@insomthegreat what kinda drug do you use?
@@frRrRAin
You should have just said you're American 😆 🤣 😂
Belive whatever you want or are told to believe it's a free country.
At this point mma guru should work for the fbi
Fbi is ran by gays
Jon may be gay but he’ll never be as gay as adasanya!!
What’s your proof that Izzy is gay?
Anyone into pokemon and anime is sus
@@DirtyJamesUKNope dragonball is for fight fans
@@benjinlama8108 no its not. I'm a fight fan I should know.
@@benjinlama8108 dragon ball z is for fake fight fans like wwe
My life is such a wreck and I'm so stressed out over life, bills, appointments, omg...thank you for making me laugh and helping me escape if only for a moment.
I hope you never get out from underneath it
@@howieddd1💀 wtf bro, Steve don’t listen to him 😂
@howieddd1
I bet the family farm you don't know nuttin' bout hard work. Unless you call being a troll work.
@@stevehdd9929 sounds like being your friend is hard work, you out here on the internet crying about appointments
Be the guy who embraces the ugly , the miserable as jon says
that mcgregor impression was fucking spot on lmao 20:29
that McGregor impression was on point lol 20:12
LOL I had no idea you could impersonate Conor so well. "mate, wadyamean ya mad gay boi ye?"
I identify as BEDTIME MMA
What it do
Ayyy man listen
Bedtime crew
future flyweight champ
Bedtime sucks
Watching this on the train has turned my journey into a try not to laugh challenge 😭
Andrew Tate defending Jones because they both on the same side.... no way. 😮
Oh tates gay
Guy's stop fantasising about them being gay you bunch of weirdo's 😂 they're more of a man than yous two queers will ever be 😂💀
Listening to the way Tate talks and moves.. he has always came off gay