I Tell a Prince Philip Joke, Then He Dies | Lewis Spears | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 8 апр 2021
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  • @LewSpears
    @LewSpears  3 года назад +4265

    Too soon?
    Melbourne Shows on sale NOW: lewspears.com/
    Outside Melbourne? Hit this: lewspears.com/pages/giglist

  • @lof406
    @lof406 3 года назад +11893

    Prince Philip's been real quiet since this dropped

    • @mastergrim8579
      @mastergrim8579 3 года назад +326

      Bro....he about send a diss track from hell

    • @Zisn
      @Zisn 3 года назад +274

      Prince Philip also dropped

    • @Emilymay0
      @Emilymay0 3 года назад +21

      I wonder why 🤔

    • @eskertkai9837
      @eskertkai9837 3 года назад +19

      Just like he dropped into the plastic bag

    • @deeznutz8616
      @deeznutz8616 3 года назад +14

      @@Emilymay0 because lewis spears is dripped

  • @jenniferhalligan2742
    @jenniferhalligan2742 3 года назад +5198

    Prince Philip: DIES
    Lewis: “fuck it, I’ve already written all my jokes for the night, can’t change my set now”

  • @pratikkamath1441
    @pratikkamath1441 3 года назад +10481

    Lew started off with roasting prince Phillip, ended up cremating him.

  • @stanislavskvorecky2373
    @stanislavskvorecky2373 3 года назад +8351

    Lewis: "It is with deep sorrow that her Majesty the Queen has announced the death of her beloved husband."
    Audience: *starts clapping and whooping*

    • @snortlaxatives
      @snortlaxatives 3 года назад +309

      Well, it is Australia.

    • @goldbirdie
      @goldbirdie 3 года назад +27

      @@snortlaxatives yeah the Queen is still their Queen

    • @geci1016
      @geci1016 3 года назад +42

      @@goldbirdie what?

    • @goldbirdie
      @goldbirdie 3 года назад +60

      @@geci1016 the Queen is also the queen of Australia and Canada and New Zealand and other countries I believe

    • @katrinamorton4096
      @katrinamorton4096 3 года назад +7

      @@goldbirdie she is

  • @agentofmidgard
    @agentofmidgard 3 года назад +11258

    I like how he switched from "is" to "was" immediately just like Wikipedia.

    • @lucindarandolph369
      @lucindarandolph369 3 года назад +166

      Just like the royal interviews ON the day of his "Death."
      Pre recorded bullshit

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 3 года назад +29

      @@lucindarandolph369 can you please elaborate more?

    • @disastrousdwarf
      @disastrousdwarf 3 года назад +132

      @Lucinda Randolph Well yeah they tend to have stuff like that recorded in advance for the royal family for when one of them kicks the bucket and besides he already looked half dead.

    • @lucindarandolph369
      @lucindarandolph369 3 года назад +4

      Hello again “Someone.” 💜
      I’m in giggles today re how Superman Trump, JFK Jnr & the Q Military SCRIPT this part of The Plan & the movie. 🤣
      The dancing aerobic girl in her muzzle & bright green spandex AS the Military vehicles roll in & ARREST the baddies in Milanmar (Spelt wrong 🤷‍♀️) is toooooooo fucking funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
      Just been half hour late to an appointment as I was laughing so much in the car. 😳

    • @chewinggumsandwich2341
      @chewinggumsandwich2341 3 года назад +9

      @@lucindarandolph369 I like you. Wtf?

  • @Playuh
    @Playuh 3 года назад +10984

    Audience: he just died
    Lewis: oh no! Anyway

    • @nolifestudios4328
      @nolifestudios4328 3 года назад +132

      There was no "oh no". He didnt give a shit. Just 5 minutes of digging his grave deeper, and deeper.

    • @bobthreetimes2286
      @bobthreetimes2286 3 года назад +14

      @@nolifestudios4328 grave or bunker

    • @khandadonb111
      @khandadonb111 3 года назад +28

      I read that in Jeremy Clarkson's voice

    • @maymunaraj8511
      @maymunaraj8511 3 года назад +1

      Wendy williams vibes

    • @loganatori6117
      @loganatori6117 3 года назад

      Lmao who cares man

  • @ihavemanyregrets2308
    @ihavemanyregrets2308 3 года назад +3852

    Shout out to the one guy who said "The queen is single now!"

  • @quantum1861
    @quantum1861 3 года назад +4157

    Most people: “Comedy equals tragedy plus time”
    Lewis:

    • @DetectiveBrisket
      @DetectiveBrisket 3 года назад +290

      3,000 years is a long time

    • @ultr4nima
      @ultr4nima 3 года назад +50

      @@DetectiveBrisket Oh fuck that's a good one. Got a good laugh at me

    • @rorymacmaster4678
      @rorymacmaster4678 3 года назад +42

      Lewis: "Comedy equals tragedy plus the crowd cheering."

    • @sonicmeerkat
      @sonicmeerkat 3 года назад +8

      Hey sometimes the best jokes are from how sudden they are XD

    • @neonsprawl8009
      @neonsprawl8009 3 года назад +12

      World record speedrun

  • @amysel
    @amysel 3 года назад +4415

    You can't even argue "Too soon"
    Man was "Right on time"

  • @chrystianodell1344
    @chrystianodell1344 3 года назад +10302

    The prisoners are revolting, Australia is fighting back.

  • @spangebred328
    @spangebred328 3 года назад +4867

    If i had a dime for every time a comedian killed a royal, I would have 2 dimes. Which isn’t a lot but weird it happened twice

    • @manaspradhan8041
      @manaspradhan8041 3 года назад +71

      Lmao which was the first one

    • @saint-cetacean
      @saint-cetacean 3 года назад +61

      @@parkivich ruclips.net/video/K2di4q7ZpiM/видео.html

    • @spangebred328
      @spangebred328 3 года назад +352

      @@manaspradhan8041 @Chadivich
      John Mulaney killed Princess Diana obv

    • @jennycull1061
      @jennycull1061 3 года назад +253

      @@manaspradhan8041 wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

    • @manaspradhan8041
      @manaspradhan8041 3 года назад +73

      @@jennycull1061 where are your parents?

  • @Andres183_
    @Andres183_ 3 года назад +2463

    The title makes it sound like he died immediately after the joke, and honestly I like it that way.

    • @iwankozowski5621
      @iwankozowski5621 3 года назад +162

      He was actually watching this live and died of laughter because of Lewis' jokes

    • @dabeastle7116
      @dabeastle7116 2 года назад +22

      “that can’t is 3000 years old”
      Aaaaaannd stop teh clock! *dies*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад

      SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear and

    • @leaderofthebunch-deadbeat7716
      @leaderofthebunch-deadbeat7716 2 года назад

      Shameless Republicuck

    • @robots2124
      @robots2124 4 месяца назад +1

      >Gets criticized once
      >Dies

  • @volcanicash31
    @volcanicash31 3 года назад +11517

    He heard about his death and proceeded to make fun of him for 4 minutes.
    Lewis is great

    • @costbubbles8336
      @costbubbles8336 3 года назад +185

      he had to finish his set LMAO

    • @goedough
      @goedough 3 года назад +73

      tbh he looked like a zombie for the past 15 years

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 года назад +13

      We need more of Lewis.

    • @megajoules7048
      @megajoules7048 3 года назад +39

      What is he gonna do? Shut up and not tell his jokes for the stand up? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @petewilcock
      @petewilcock 3 года назад +42

      Joking about someone that literally just died is the _height_ of witty comedy. But he clearly didn't have any material to switch to so had to wheel it out regardless.

  • @HOTD108_
    @HOTD108_ 3 года назад +8533

    I can't believe Lewis personally killed Prince Phillip smh

    • @berkal1299
      @berkal1299 3 года назад +44

      that name is genius

    • @aughta
      @aughta 3 года назад +6

      He did it for this video

    • @CaptainFrank2250
      @CaptainFrank2250 3 года назад +30

      Twelve years ago...

    • @sNellyD445
      @sNellyD445 3 года назад +5

      @@CaptainFrank2250 hahahahahahahaahha holy shit

    • @adriel4703
      @adriel4703 3 года назад +38

      he's making a tradition of comedians killing royals. first john mulaney killed princess diana, and now lewis spears killed prince phillip.

  • @strazburg
    @strazburg 3 года назад +1887

    The way Lewis takes on the new information, gets a few off the cuff jokes out, and then seamlessly weaves back into his routine, whist still making references to him dying, is simply masterful.

    • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
      @elfpi55-bigB0O85 3 года назад +24

      This guy is a wizard of his craft

    • @voodoochild1975az
      @voodoochild1975az 2 года назад +43

      There is a moment where I perceive he had a choice... back off or lean into it.... and I think you can actually see the moment he decides 'fuck it' on his face. Respect.

  • @corbanallen4116
    @corbanallen4116 3 года назад +753

    I like how he tells the joke, is informed that Philip has just died, and then the whole crowd starts cheering. True Australians lol

    • @Longsword.
      @Longsword. 2 года назад +8

      straya 🇦🇺 moment

    • @waifu6949
      @waifu6949 2 года назад +7

      I can’t stop rewatching the video lmao

  • @joemama7581
    @joemama7581 3 года назад +3599

    Years from now people are gonna ask you where were you when prince philip died?
    Lewis: i was making fun of him in front of a live audience

    • @manuam98
      @manuam98 3 года назад +64

      Maybe it's cause I ain't British but I get the feeling nobody is gonna ask that question lol it's an old man dying not 9/11.

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 3 года назад +24

      @@manuam98 Maybe when the Queen dies since she’s been around for decades.

    • @manuam98
      @manuam98 3 года назад +22

      @@thenablade858 Yeah the Queen is iconic, but I knew pretty much nothing about Philip before watching The Crown 😂

    • @jamesdewitt84
      @jamesdewitt84 3 года назад +17

      I'm british I cant remember where I was when he died and it happened a few days ago. Well, actually I guess I was at home since it's basically the only place I'm allowed to be at the moment.

    • @larryjenkinson4789
      @larryjenkinson4789 3 года назад +2

      @@manuam98 you're not missing much

  • @zo.yeahhh
    @zo.yeahhh 3 года назад +3849

    This is the actual definition of "Oh no! Anyway" meme

  • @CourtyardPigeon
    @CourtyardPigeon 3 года назад +1376

    During a royal visit to China in 1986, for instance, Philip described Beijing as "ghastly" and told British students: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed."
    He also quipped: "If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

    • @basedbarackobama
      @basedbarackobama 3 года назад +251

      To be fair he was right about that last one.

    • @lukabogdanovic4658
      @lukabogdanovic4658 3 года назад +34

      @@basedbarackobama eh fair enough 🍌

    • @azbgames6827
      @azbgames6827 3 года назад +67

      Damn, prince philip predicted the cause of covid

    • @cameronmiles645
      @cameronmiles645 3 года назад +72

      Shit he should’ve been on stage with Lewis, that’s shits funny

    • @dominicomucci3014
      @dominicomucci3014 3 года назад +41

      I mean he's right about eating anything. And the slitty eye thing was a joke. Let's take 2 or 3 comments he made ignore all the good he did for different races and call him a racist....
      Fucking basic morons...

  • @sofnaji
    @sofnaji 3 года назад +833

    Apparently Prince Philip died in 'the Queen's Arms'. I'm fucking livid. I thought the pubs weren't opening until the 12th April.

    • @flyinggecko6215
      @flyinggecko6215 3 года назад +3

      Have a sense of humor it’s funny. And who cares about covid if people want to have fun let them

    • @sofnaji
      @sofnaji 3 года назад +120

      @@flyinggecko6215 You didnt get the joke... "Queen's Arms" is also a pub's name...

    • @donacdum7102
      @donacdum7102 3 года назад +27

      You deserve a medal

    • @flyinggecko6215
      @flyinggecko6215 3 года назад +3

      @@sofnaji ph my bad I’m not from where u are in this world

    • @sofnaji
      @sofnaji 3 года назад +12

      @@flyinggecko6215 not everyone is American lol

  • @meelsie143
    @meelsie143 3 года назад +1809

    “He just died!”
    *continues with the set but now in past tense*

  • @mercurydjinn3366
    @mercurydjinn3366 3 года назад +10701

    Lewis roasted him so hard that he died of embarrassment before the joke was even told.

    • @johanponin1360
      @johanponin1360 3 года назад +31

      always your loaf prebaked

    • @jamespain7479
      @jamespain7479 3 года назад +5

      I read Ur comment in a headline about this video in a news story on Facebook lol

    • @thefriendlydeadguy154
      @thefriendlydeadguy154 3 года назад

      I was your 69 hundredth like

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 3 года назад +2

      It just proves the the royals are time traveling frenchmen who fled from the roman empire

    • @MrLarryland
      @MrLarryland 3 года назад

      Damn bards

  • @c.2660
    @c.2660 3 года назад +569

    The crowd reacted more to a reference for Princess Diana than this dude who just died tonight. Australians have their priorities straight

    • @jinnamonroll5684
      @jinnamonroll5684 2 года назад

      timestamp pls

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 2 года назад +4

      1:03 and then 3:35

    • @spinyjustspiny3289
      @spinyjustspiny3289 Год назад +10

      The fact that he let people put it together in their head is probably a big reason it hit so hard.
      He gave them the bat and let them smash themselves in the gut with it.

  • @CB-qg3yh
    @CB-qg3yh 3 года назад +2259

    Kudos to him for for not holding back after he found out he was dead

    • @augwa5645
      @augwa5645 3 года назад +96

      and improvising that shit

    • @rurak2727
      @rurak2727 3 года назад +4

      He‘s just an honest Commonwealth republican I guess

    • @j.w.osullivan429
      @j.w.osullivan429 3 года назад +14

      @@augwa5645 Nah he segued back into written stuff pretty quickly (not a criticism, just an observation).

    • @lucylee4366
      @lucylee4366 3 года назад +1

      was the dude he made a joke about that died a bad dude where we are giving him kudos?
      "nevermind"

    • @augwa5645
      @augwa5645 3 года назад +9

      @@lucylee4366 yuh he kinda sucked.. a lot

  • @thelesserkey7583
    @thelesserkey7583 3 года назад +9393

    Lewis has, perhaps, the best comedic timing in the world

  • @plixplop
    @plixplop 3 года назад +3810

    "The man is dead!"
    * Goes into 5 minutes of savage roasting *

    • @thijmstickman8349
      @thijmstickman8349 3 года назад +126

      He just saved them the trouble of cremating him

    • @fariesz6786
      @fariesz6786 3 года назад +18

      to be fair, i bet Prince Philip himself wouldn't have had it any other way

    • @flootzavut30daychallenge
      @flootzavut30daychallenge 3 года назад +3

      It was beautiful

    • @daviddd99
      @daviddd99 3 года назад +2

      @@thijmstickman8349 asinine and dumb comment.

    • @chancycat9822
      @chancycat9822 3 года назад +3

      @plixplop Yes the guy is totally tacky he should have just stopped with his ranker when he found out the news that Prince Philip has died..but does he? No he's totally tasteless and uncaring..just to get more laughs and more money.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 года назад +444

    Imagine finding out that you're a Bard by accidentally killing the royal consort with a Vicious Mockery.

  • @giancarloduncan2104
    @giancarloduncan2104 3 года назад +993

    England: "Let's all have a moment of silence"
    Australia: "Let's all have a moment of hooting"

    • @muppetman935
      @muppetman935 3 года назад +41

      Nah I'm british and I'm with the aussies

    • @em3952
      @em3952 3 года назад +2

      @@muppetman935 yeh but are you english?

    • @lolololololutrythcfy
      @lolololololutrythcfy 3 года назад +19

      @@em3952 the english literally don’t care, we all out for pints

    • @muppetman935
      @muppetman935 3 года назад +13

      @@em3952 yup. I am and I don't give a flying fuck about the royal zombie

    • @jubbusbubbus
      @jubbusbubbus 3 года назад +5

      @@em3952 it’s only the news and the old boomers that are mourning.

  • @noahmoody4568
    @noahmoody4568 3 года назад +5465

    My friend was at this show last night she messages me “DUDE LEWIS MADE A JOKE ABOUT PRINCE PHILLIP AND HE DIED LIKE 2 MINUTES LATER HAHAHA”

    • @papasscooperiaworker3649
      @papasscooperiaworker3649 3 года назад +91

      Thats actually crazy. What crazy timing aye?

    • @aimz210
      @aimz210 3 года назад +77

      I think the girl shouted 'he died an hour ago'

    • @TomGodson95
      @TomGodson95 3 года назад +41

      He died in the morning but they didn't announce it until the afternoon

    • @NooneNadieNiemand
      @NooneNadieNiemand 3 года назад +36

      The funniest thing about it is that the people probably found out about his death by looking up "who is prince phillip"

    • @Jimrlst
      @Jimrlst 3 года назад +23

      @@TomGodson95 Melbourne is +10 gmt so the announcement was during the show

  • @jboxer1957
    @jboxer1957 3 года назад +5116

    "That photo is the most dead a royal has looked after a car trip." Ok thanks Lewis, I'm officially fucking dead right now

    • @sNellyD445
      @sNellyD445 3 года назад +34

      Nooooooooooo, former lady vice president must live on❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

    • @NEKOplaysgamez
      @NEKOplaysgamez 3 года назад +64

      OH MY GOD IT MIKEL OBAMACARE FROM THE HIT SITCOM USA!!!!!!!! LOL IMAGINE IF USA WAS A REAL PLACE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tatertots.
      @Tatertots. 3 года назад +18

      Just like prince phillip

    • @CarTubeShorts
      @CarTubeShorts 3 года назад +42

      Epic franz ferdinand moment

    • @amrell2240
      @amrell2240 3 года назад +6

      @@CarTubeShorts damn I am three hours too late to make that joke

  • @4bitMan
    @4bitMan 3 года назад +775

    Can you imagine Lewis being invited to Prince Philip's funeral and being asked to do some standup to lighten the mood, without having prior knowledge who Lewis is.

    • @royshaheer
      @royshaheer 3 года назад +6

      It would be different.

    • @gauravgodria
      @gauravgodria 3 года назад +33

      Lol why would someone have a comedy show at a funeral

    • @sirquacksalot6463
      @sirquacksalot6463 3 года назад +24

      @@gauravgodria well I wouldn’t want my funeral to be all drab and boring

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 3 года назад +6

      @@gauravgodria Philip was a massive comedy fan

  • @MrSkateAndWatch
    @MrSkateAndWatch 3 года назад +571

    “You’re laughing. the prince of England; the queens husband/cousin died during my sketch, and you’re laughing”

    • @s0vnds
      @s0vnds 3 года назад +13

      10 people died in tomato town and you're laughing?

    • @frostfeather6584
      @frostfeather6584 2 года назад +13

      A man has fallen in the river in lego city and you’re laughing? 🤨

    • @MrSkateAndWatch
      @MrSkateAndWatch 2 года назад +3

      @@frostfeather6584 HEY!

  • @FutureKLX300SMowner
    @FutureKLX300SMowner 3 года назад +5062

    thought the title said, "I told prince philip a joke and he died" lmao

  • @lachlannix6420
    @lachlannix6420 3 года назад +1003

    My guy Lewis hears that prince Phillip died and went "well fuck here's 3 years of anti royal jokes that Ive saved up"

  • @VodkaHellstorm
    @VodkaHellstorm 3 года назад +318

    You can literally never top the comedic timing you achieved here for the entirety of your career.

  • @johnolsen8772
    @johnolsen8772 3 года назад +77

    The best part is that the crowd said "awwww" to princess dianna after laughing at prince philip

    • @jonathanSpg
      @jonathanSpg 2 года назад +4

      Princess diana was beloved by the people
      She didn't deserve that painfull death, so early too

  • @LogieT2K
    @LogieT2K 3 года назад +4605

    The curse has gone beyond the luke and lewis show

    • @blakeh1721
      @blakeh1721 3 года назад +2

      i dont get it

    • @liamalcock531
      @liamalcock531 3 года назад +23

      @@blakeh1721 you won't unless you watch Luke and Lewis

    • @blakeh1721
      @blakeh1721 3 года назад +4

      @@liamalcock531 I haven’t watched it in a while coz I mainly just watch Lewis’s vids

    • @finn8954
      @finn8954 3 года назад +4

      @@blakeh1721 Luke’s awesome

    • @liamalcock531
      @liamalcock531 3 года назад +1

      @@blakeh1721 just watch some recent pods the talk about the curse alot

  • @CIPHER_TSB
    @CIPHER_TSB 3 года назад +3400

    He delivered the jokes even after he found out he was dead amazing just amazing.

    • @franciscoybighartson8854
      @franciscoybighartson8854 3 года назад +3

      It’s scripted he obviously knew

    • @timori5290
      @timori5290 3 года назад +44

      @@franciscoybighartson8854 yeah because you can write an entire hilarious comedy bit in a night?

    • @CIPHER_TSB
      @CIPHER_TSB 3 года назад +10

      @@franciscoybighartson8854 I didn’t even know until my parents told me, don’t forget he travels a lot and probably doesn’t watch the news.

    • @CIPHER_TSB
      @CIPHER_TSB 3 года назад +4

      @Redresseny my guy pulls no punches that’s why he’s a great comedian.

    • @franciscoybighartson8854
      @franciscoybighartson8854 3 года назад

      @@CIPHER_TSB he likely doesn’t watch the news? He literally says at the start you see a lot of the royal family ON THE NEWS

  • @hazardplasma3478
    @hazardplasma3478 3 года назад +66

    The look on his face is PRICELESS when he find out he is dead

  • @jeffjeff8285
    @jeffjeff8285 3 года назад +225

    "Lewis Spears has died in a suspicious car crash in Melbourne after he was hit by a Sky bus with UK flags hanging out the side."

    • @callummcneill6266
      @callummcneill6266 2 года назад +1

      👊👌👇🏾🤚🤘✌🏿☝️☝️

    • @waifu6949
      @waifu6949 2 года назад +2

      All the clues lead to the American President Joe Biden being charged with the murder, case closed.

  • @sgtcatnipzzz
    @sgtcatnipzzz 3 года назад +3687

    Comedic timing is everything they say
    Lewis:

  • @IceWarrior89
    @IceWarrior89 3 года назад +703

    Royal family: We ask for your kindness and your sympathy.
    Lewis: Not even death can save you from me.

  • @angrywelshman7207
    @angrywelshman7207 3 года назад +116

    I love how everyone was laughing until he joked about Diane.

    • @jonathanSpg
      @jonathanSpg 2 года назад +12

      Princess Diane didn't deserve such an early painfull death. She was beloved by the people

  • @caution-monkey4603
    @caution-monkey4603 3 года назад +68

    The look of shock followed by the “WHAAT?!”.
    Fuckin brilliant

  • @panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888
    @panzerkampfwagenviausf.eak5888 3 года назад +1727

    "The queen has announced that her beloved husband has deceased"
    Everyone start clapping and laughing

    • @gcgcgcg
      @gcgcgcg 3 года назад +72

      One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Also, one death is comedy.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 3 года назад +85

      The belated death of a racist, senile zombie that finally remembered what mortality was and how it was supposed to effect him is nothing to mourn.

    • @lordpolish2727
      @lordpolish2727 3 года назад +43

      @@danieljames1868 calling him a racist means nothing mate, sorry to break it to you but every back then wasnt exactly a progressive, i bet you also spit on the grave of Churchill and call him a racist, even though they both fought against the bloody Germans

    • @vomit2go
      @vomit2go 3 года назад +81

      @@lordpolish2727i mean churchill is still racist. a broken clock is right twice a day.

    • @lordpolish2727
      @lordpolish2727 3 года назад +26

      @@vomit2go and who wasnt at that time? why use mordern judgements and morals to judge someone at a time it was socially acceptable

  • @SONICKING700
    @SONICKING700 3 года назад +1300

    I like how it is somehow still too soon for a Princess Diana joke.

    • @lucindarandolph369
      @lucindarandolph369 3 года назад +11

      More to tell re Diana. You'll see. You're in for a shock.
      A good one, actually!

    • @beebs56
      @beebs56 3 года назад +255

      Because people actually loved her

    • @ailis7777
      @ailis7777 3 года назад +181

      Because she didn't suck

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +57

      People like Princess Diana.
      I don't think people have strong opinions about Prince Phillip

    • @kaimactrash
      @kaimactrash 3 года назад +91

      @@genericname2747 haha people defienetly have strong opinions on Phillip, other wise why would this many people in one room be so happy he's dead? 😂

  • @blooperest
    @blooperest 3 года назад +105

    This gives "buy my merch and no one gets hurt" a whole new depth

    • @Perzyn
      @Perzyn 3 года назад +10

      If not buying the merch gets more royals killed I guess I'll keep my wallet shut. At least till the Andrew.

  • @BlazingKhioneus
    @BlazingKhioneus 3 года назад +200

    Lewis: *just keeps pummeling prince phillip one joke after another*
    Me: oh my gosh, you freaking killed him, dude.

  • @muffinmcmuffin9849
    @muffinmcmuffin9849 3 года назад +3082

    For once, he's not late to a world event.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 3 года назад +2954

    Lewis' jokes didn't murder Prince Phillip, he just accidentally cast a mind-manipulation spell that disabled and undid the Royal Necromancers' magic.

    • @bznshee
      @bznshee 3 года назад +1

      To

    • @weaboo8141
      @weaboo8141 3 года назад +74

      Nah you see mate Lewis is a master bard, he just casted vicious mockery, rolled a 20 and it sniped him on set.

    • @noahpaulette1490
      @noahpaulette1490 3 года назад +6

      The adrenochrome dried up

    • @EeveeCoombs
      @EeveeCoombs 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @MkChz
      @MkChz 3 года назад

      Ah yes, the dungeon master

  • @poncenbysmithe8828
    @poncenbysmithe8828 3 года назад +64

    As a proud Brit can I just say thankyou for your good taste and decency during this difficult time.

  • @koss7148
    @koss7148 2 года назад +34

    The look of sheer excitement on his face when he learns the news is everything.

  • @the2dudes1
    @the2dudes1 3 года назад +1660

    I loved this show man. Finding out Phillip died mid-show was fucking hilarious. See you next year Lew

    • @franciscoybighartson8854
      @franciscoybighartson8854 3 года назад +5

      It’s scripted he obviously knew

    • @SoapMurderer
      @SoapMurderer 3 года назад +48

      @@franciscoybighartson8854 Yeah, he has the queens number. He was the first one to know.

    • @the2dudes1
      @the2dudes1 3 года назад +20

      @@franciscoybighartson8854 Dude he obviously didn't. He had a joke about Prince Phillip in his show and he just happened to die on this night that he was performing

    • @reptilesceptile1035
      @reptilesceptile1035 3 года назад +4

      How the fuck is that hilarious

    • @the2dudes1
      @the2dudes1 3 года назад +9

      @@reptilesceptile1035 Hilarious in a "I can't believe how insensitive this joke is" way

  • @Jaded.
    @Jaded. 3 года назад +1047

    It’s always weird seeing how Australians have gone back to somewhat normal and everyone else is still stuck in coronavirus land

    • @annme_87
      @annme_87 3 года назад +119

      The people of the prison colony have more freedom than the country that exiled them.

    • @succubasu
      @succubasu 3 года назад +87

      It helps a little that they're literally separated from almost every other country via miles of water, but also generally just listening and doing what they're supposed to do

    • @daniwalmsley611
      @daniwalmsley611 3 года назад +52

      Everything in australia tries to kill you I'm not surprised it killed corona too

    • @RoyaleNoir
      @RoyaleNoir 3 года назад +33

      Parts of australia have been in and out of lockdown for the past year, new zealand's doing even better since we've only been in country-wide lockdown once

    • @_calp_
      @_calp_ 3 года назад +11

      Lockdown just started again today!

  • @MauriceGucci
    @MauriceGucci 3 года назад +146

    Can’t believe this old royal dude died just to turn Lewis’ bit from good to legendary.

    • @manaspradhan8041
      @manaspradhan8041 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @Cthulhu_bng117
      @Cthulhu_bng117 2 года назад

      Prince Phillip loved dark jokes. He saw his opportunity to make Lewis even funnier and went for it

  • @mahiralam3589
    @mahiralam3589 3 года назад +74

    Where were you when Prince Philip die
    I was at stand up telling jokes
    When audience scream
    "Prince Philip is kil"
    "No"

  • @Alpha_0ne276
    @Alpha_0ne276 3 года назад +1208

    Someone: He just died
    Everyone: Cheering like the workers when Margret Thatcher died

    • @THEONEPIEEECE
      @THEONEPIEEECE 3 года назад +121

      DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD

    • @chochtopf8682
      @chochtopf8682 3 года назад +23

      Honk if Thatcher's dead.

    • @dominicomucci3014
      @dominicomucci3014 3 года назад +7

      Edit : cheeing like the morons did when Thatcher died. They weren't workers most of them are on benefits like their dad's... and their dad's... and their...

    • @rse3560
      @rse3560 3 года назад +32

      @@dominicomucci3014 nice, pointing out a serious problem regarding the seemingly endless circle of poverty as a result of socio-economic misfortunes and subpar social programmes and education whilst supporting margaret thatcher and shooting down the working class and unemployed who were rightfully angry with the cards they had been dealt and the lack of support they had received. you’re a smart cookie

    • @bruciex4574
      @bruciex4574 3 года назад +5

      @@rse3560 based

  • @Stoobz01
    @Stoobz01 3 года назад +1181

    He found out he died and then CONTINUED with the set went on for another 4 mins

    • @gamezech2882
      @gamezech2882 3 года назад +76

      i dont think he continued i think he improved which is more impressive

    • @Wulfenburg
      @Wulfenburg 3 года назад +32

      @@gamezech2882 i think he meant continued ripping him apart lol.

    • @gregothy9190
      @gregothy9190 3 года назад +10

      Well, he knows his audience

    • @XeroWTF37
      @XeroWTF37 3 года назад +1

      @@Wulfenburg how the wife holding up?

    • @connor5160
      @connor5160 3 года назад +14

      I think he probably already had that material set up to come next so unless he wanted to change the show he had to keep going. 4mins is a lot of time to fill. Plus it worked for the audience anyway

  • @JuNTaBiOs
    @JuNTaBiOs 3 года назад +44

    prince phillip (just died) joke: woooh! *applause*
    princess diana (died decades ago) joke: owwwwwwww
    fuckin legends

  • @phici
    @phici 3 года назад +11

    “what’s the matter smoothskin, never seen a ghoul before?”-prince philip

  • @jordanrelkey
    @jordanrelkey 3 года назад +1428

    Audience: "He just died!"
    Lewis: *Feck mate, I wish I had time to prepare... Shit, I'm in the middle of the perfect bit for this* "About fecking time, isn't it!?"

  • @whitey4986
    @whitey4986 3 года назад +539

    Holy crap that’s a quick turnaround!

  • @fartrulz4854
    @fartrulz4854 3 года назад +25

    The whole time I'm just thinking of that one kid from the Simpson's crying "stop he's already dead" lol

  • @Patchwez
    @Patchwez 3 года назад +55

    As a british person I must say I am disgusted in how fragile our papers have made us look in the face of this guy fucking killing it haha

  • @sircoloniser5454
    @sircoloniser5454 3 года назад +540

    Prince Philip said “I don’t want to reach one hundred, bits of me are already falling off”

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 3 года назад +290

    Lewis just translated all his jokes he was gonna say about Prince Philip to the past tense

  • @arah8998
    @arah8998 3 года назад +56

    Other comedians wait for at least a few weeks, Lewis spears make the jokes as it happens

  • @grimreaper1542
    @grimreaper1542 Год назад +30

    So who’s back after The Queen died?

  • @beaverstever1083
    @beaverstever1083 3 года назад +175

    you know it's an aussie crowd because the announcement alone of the death of a royal damn near gets a standing ovation

    • @beaverstever1083
      @beaverstever1083 3 года назад +38

      @Voice of Reason damn monarchists can't let the colonies have any fun

    • @silversucks6700
      @silversucks6700 3 года назад +28

      @Voice of Reason after what the different monarchies have done to different people over the years I reckon we get to celebrate the small wins

    • @noct8225
      @noct8225 3 года назад +11

      woulda had the same reaction in the UK lmao, very rare few are lovers of the family and they aren't typically the kind to have a sense of humour either lol

    • @LeFrozenTundra
      @LeFrozenTundra 3 года назад +2

      I love Australia

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 года назад +3

      ​@Voice of Reason It reflects perfectly on Australia. My only regret is that I wasn't there to put the old bastard out of his misery myself.

  • @wackyparsons8698
    @wackyparsons8698 3 года назад +2152

    As a Brit, I am upset
    Apparently we only get a holiday when the queen dies
    EDIT: still gotta go work fml

    • @noahpaulette1490
      @noahpaulette1490 3 года назад +28

      Well the adrenochrome can't last forever

    • @morganbluck2728
      @morganbluck2728 3 года назад +21

      Innit its just so sad

    • @TheBlueTheMan
      @TheBlueTheMan 3 года назад +41

      I reckon one of the main reasons everybody loves Prince William so much apart from him being very statesman like.
      Is the fact that when he got married we all had the day off, Meghan and Harry on the other hand was a Saturday and The Fa Cup final was on.

    • @devin3198
      @devin3198 3 года назад +13

      You'll never get a holiday

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 3 года назад +1

      oh well you’ll still have the other holidays

  • @142doddy
    @142doddy 3 года назад +5

    "Fuck I've already written my set"
    "... Change 'is' to 'was', just fucking roll with it."

  • @Kiwi_In_Japan
    @Kiwi_In_Japan 3 года назад +8

    That tone is so good "He just died."

  • @soravalentin6906
    @soravalentin6906 3 года назад +708

    I think Lewis planned this death to coincide with his stand up. I don't know how he did it, but if it's Lewis, then it is possible.

    • @the_phantom_cat7912
      @the_phantom_cat7912 3 года назад +71

      He paid off the royal necromancer to stop reanimating the Prince's corpse every morning

    • @benacing
      @benacing 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Ssnw2GA657s/видео.html

    • @blazoraptor3392
      @blazoraptor3392 3 года назад +4

      @@the_phantom_cat7912 HAHAHAHAH

    • @Splinter-ge9pf
      @Splinter-ge9pf 3 года назад +7

      he paid Jschlatt

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 3 года назад

      OH YMG OD IT'S JOHN MULANEY 2

  • @Danielle-yc3mr
    @Danielle-yc3mr 3 года назад +264

    He asked to be in Lil Nas X's satan lap dancing video but they wanted the song to be royalty-free. Now he gets to do it for real.

  • @asterven
    @asterven 2 года назад +7

    my brother edited the prince philip wikipedia page like 62 seconds after he died to past tense

  • @randomgamer1433
    @randomgamer1433 3 года назад +6

    He roasted the Prince so hard he FINALY expired

  • @Wheaty03
    @Wheaty03 3 года назад +197

    and here folks, we have what is quite possibly the greatest example of comedic timing in the history of comedy

    • @ollycity
      @ollycity 3 года назад

      Thanks dad

    • @Wheaty03
      @Wheaty03 3 года назад

      @@ollycity no problem, son

  • @TBDF12
    @TBDF12 3 года назад +234

    The joke about princess die gets more oooohs than anything about Phillip.

    • @christiannoonan8097
      @christiannoonan8097 3 года назад +22

      I believe people think Diane is more respectable than Phillip, and so do i

    • @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517
      @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 3 года назад +2

      Diana is waiting in Hell with a hot iron poker to torture Philip with for sabotaging that car.

    • @elainejoy2912
      @elainejoy2912 3 года назад +2

      in fact Diana and Philip were very close, they wrote to each other all the time. He was a constant source of surpport for her. Prince Philip tried his best to help Diana when Charles affair came to light - he took diana's side when the divorce happened.

  • @Atlastheyote222
    @Atlastheyote222 2 года назад +16

    You know it’s Australia because instead of breaking down like a bunch of poms, they start celebrating 🥳

  • @nashwa1nosha1smokey
    @nashwa1nosha1smokey 3 года назад +15

    Friendly reminder that you don't have to respect the dead if they've done nothing worth respecting while they were alive.
    A few of Prince Philips' classic racist "jokes":
    1)“Still throwing spears?” (question put to an Aboriginal Australian during a visit).
    2) “You are a woman, aren’t you?” (in Kenya after accepting a small gift from a local woman).
    3) “If you stay here much longer you’ll all be slitty-eyed” (to a group of British students during a royal visit to China).
    4) "It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from her school art lessons," he muttered while being shown Ethiopian art in 1965.
    5) "If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." Again with the Chinese insults, when he addressed a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.
    6) "You managed not to get eaten then?" the Prince asked a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea, in 1998.
    7) "Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf," he told a group of deaf school children, who were nearby a Caribbean steel drum band in 2000.
    8) "You could do with losing a little bit of weight," he told 13-year-old Andrew Adams, after hearing he wanted to become an astronaut while visiting a science museum in 2001.

    • @nashwa1nosha1smokey
      @nashwa1nosha1smokey 3 года назад +4

      @TSM Bald Martin that's the one you're hung up on?🤦🏻‍♀️like even if that comment wasn't racist, is it at all appropriate for a grown ass man to tell a child? Give me a break.

    • @pythonic4833
      @pythonic4833 2 года назад

      @@nashwa1nosha1smokey I think the isue is that you distinctly labelled No.7 as racist when it isn't; could just edit it out but you do you.

  • @Liam_219
    @Liam_219 3 года назад +298

    I love the fact that you started joking about his death basically the moment it happened

    • @Theo-mq7de
      @Theo-mq7de 3 года назад

      I reckon this clip didn’t help to change their minds

    • @Liam_219
      @Liam_219 3 года назад +2

      @Voice of Reason boo hoo

    • @Lego___
      @Lego___ 3 года назад +1

      @Voice of Reason Ok and?

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 3 года назад

      @Voice of Reason
      Just shut up man.

  • @conallmolloy4238
    @conallmolloy4238 Год назад +9

    And what a beautiful sequel

  • @ipodtouchrocks
    @ipodtouchrocks 3 года назад +11

    Impeccable comedic timing from Philip

  • @SassyAsi
    @SassyAsi 3 года назад +122

    The face he makes when he finds out he died is priceless! Would’ve loved to have been there

  • @DrumMaster1498
    @DrumMaster1498 3 года назад +62

    "the most dead a royal has looked after a car trip" had me dying, one of the best off the cuff jokes I've ever heard

  • @zerty9989
    @zerty9989 2 года назад +6

    “He just died”
    “WOOOOO” *clapping*

  • @vincentbook6691
    @vincentbook6691 Год назад +7

    I was in class when somebody brought up the news and I immediately thought of this video.

  • @wxsteri2580
    @wxsteri2580 3 года назад +519

    Wait he actually died?
    Oh i thought this was another joke-
    Someone tell me to keep up with the news

    • @totally_not_elai
      @totally_not_elai 3 года назад +87

      keep up with the news

    • @NexusGamingRadical
      @NexusGamingRadical 3 года назад +26

      Yup, ded af. I'm English and don't like the royal family (like most of us). But even I went a bit yikes when he continued.

    • @justasleebylilguylittlesle1496
      @justasleebylilguylittlesle1496 3 года назад +16

      Don't keep up with the news actually its kinda bad and depressing
      You're probably better off without
      I didn't know till today that he even passed, nor about DMX

    • @nicole_animate4555
      @nicole_animate4555 3 года назад +6

      Bruh he died yesterday
      Twitter was fucking wild that day holy shit

    • @justasleebylilguylittlesle1496
      @justasleebylilguylittlesle1496 3 года назад +3

      I just keep up by occasionally checking Facebook when I feel like it and thats it, but RUclips also works for news, just by scrolling you can find out current events

  • @SquidFiction
    @SquidFiction 3 года назад +34

    I love that someone in the audience handed him their phone, then you could see the cogs turning in Lewis’s head like “time for a new set of jokes for this!”

  • @Very-Uncorrect
    @Very-Uncorrect 3 года назад +8

    My guy telepathically assassinated him

  • @ohno6044
    @ohno6044 3 года назад +7

    that car trip part killed me, and diana

  • @davidcleckley
    @davidcleckley 3 года назад +53

    You roasted a dead man so hard they don't have to pay to cremate him anymore haha.

  • @Sellswordking
    @Sellswordking Год назад +5

    I’m still laughing at how his eyes fucking LIT UP

  • @c-bass710
    @c-bass710 2 года назад +5

    LOVE that he goes in even HARDER on ol Phlip after learning he's died 🤣

  • @mxsephie9117
    @mxsephie9117 3 года назад +393

    I fucking love that he spends several minutes cracking off at someone who's been dead for *hours* and the audience laps it up, but the Diana joke is the one the gets the "oooooooooooooooh" out of the audience. Absolutely nobody liked Phillip man, it's great.

    • @RogerioSilva-bq7he
      @RogerioSilva-bq7he 3 года назад +1

      Why did people not like Philip btw?

    • @symoniarose2820
      @symoniarose2820 3 года назад +46

      @@RogerioSilva-bq7he He was racist, as you've likely gathered, apparently he had a tantrum when he married the Queen because he didn't get named a King (which was why she retroactively named him a Prince), and of course, he was 18 when he started courting the Queen (who is his cousin btw). She was 13 at that time.

    • @eddixon2015
      @eddixon2015 3 года назад +11

      Hey man, talk all the crap about Phillip you want, just double check your seatbelt next time you get in the car. 😉

    • @RogerioSilva-bq7he
      @RogerioSilva-bq7he 3 года назад +4

      @@symoniarose2820 I see, thanks for answering

    • @RichyRichGoldChannel
      @RichyRichGoldChannel 3 года назад +1

      Phillip was my favourite member of the Royal family

  • @SheerSniper7
    @SheerSniper7 3 года назад +73

    I really like how you got the crowd to laugh after they went silent for Prince Andrew. Expertly done, my guy!

  • @gearandalthefirst7027
    @gearandalthefirst7027 3 года назад +39

    "I'm gonna post this shit tomorrow" *checks upload date* Damn, can't believe you lied to us and actually posted it the same fucking day lmfao

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 Год назад +11

    Anyone else rush to Lewis' channel to see if he did it again

  • @TheMonteCarlo
    @TheMonteCarlo 3 года назад +67

    Quite possibly the GREATEST comedic timing I’ve fucking SEEN.

    • @tonyg9775
      @tonyg9775 3 года назад

      It's superhuman really