Beavers mark their territory with a vanilla secretion from castor sacs located below their tails
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- Fun Fact: Beavers mark their territory by secreting a vanilla scented substance from castor sacs located below their tails.
"At least I don't pay some guy to FART IN MY BATHROOM!"
That doesn't even sound like an insult, it just sounds like a really eccentric power move 😂
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@@gm__123 who legit has yt notifs on
@@SquooshyShark1000 I check my comment notifs tbh. But they *are* muted.
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I love Ryan waving his little feet around as he sits on the counter, it’s such a sweet contrast to his dialogue which is so blunt and chatty
The best detail
"Hope it's full custody" after dropping a deuce, is just savage 🤣🤣.
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RUSH
Its his bathroom lmao
Well, why do you think he got the job? To pay for losing the house and the kids
"Wow at least I don't pay for a guy TO FART MY BATHROOM!!!!"
"Aromatic toot" is one of the best subtitles I've ever seen. XD
Wooooow
my favorite subtitle is from a Criminal Minds episode. dude is gasping for breath, and the subtitle is [death rattle]
One of the best I’ve seen was “possibly aroused snicker” then “definitely aroused snicker”
Along with “Illuminated scrubbing” from the Platypus.
Had to go back and rewatch to catch that.
"hope it's full custody" is an INSANE line!! 💀
What does it mean? I don’t speak court and money, and English is not my mother tongue. 😅
@@Drud custody means that one parent gets to keep and care for the child. When someone gets full custody, that means that only one parent keeps and raises the child and the other parent gets limited rights to visit the child.
@@Drudit basically means "I hope you don't get to see your kid"
It is sooo brutal.
@@Ch50304
Yea it’s really dark. I like dark humor, but with that one my mind just immediately goes to fathers who’ve taken their lives after being denied access to their children’s lives, which is… a little too common in reality.
Thank you for making the beaver's teeth orange. Nobody seems to realize that aqua-rodents have seriously orange-red teeth that are seriously horrifying. Always makes their mouths look bloody.
High iron content.
also with beavers their teeth don’t stop growing and the front is actually harder than the back of their teeth which means that the back wears down faster causing the curve as they grow
@@madamthulhu7856 while also keeping them sharp as a result
Literal iron teeth
That's why they're always nibbling on bark.
It can't get more personal than congratulating someone's ex on winning a divorce 💀
Telling them to then congratulate them on marrying their parent as well
"And tell her congrats on marrying your dad"
😭
Woooooooow
@@ConstantChaos1who hurt you..?
@@caliber_v Life is pain, darling. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
But yeah that's some sick shit lmfao, im a ems provider and military brat lmfao
What surprises me more out of all of this is how he is reading a Sears catalog. I havent seen a Sears store in years, brings back memories.
with a pic of batrick
Well, the catalog is from 2002.
My first job was at Sears. Now they don’t exist.
Batrick looking good on the magazine
Never knew he was a male model
@@halpee7690 Bat why male models?
@ValerieEnriquez that'll never stop being funny
Lisa on the time magazine
. .
^
So this explains why Sears has gone bankrupt then...
That "wooooooooow" was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
When I look at ma own poo.
You know it has to be bad for a raccoon--famous for dabbling in water--to leave without washing his hands.
the german word for raccoon literally translates into "wash-bears" lmao
He knows from watching these shorts that the beaver will probably go nuts at the sound of running water.
@@IvanVKlik Love it. In French it translates to "Young Rat-Washer" or something like that (why the specifics about a young rat I have no idea) XD
He washed them in the kitchen
@@IvanVKlik in Norwegian too! (vaskebjørn)
THANK YOU for actually filtering the noise when the door is closed instead of just turning the volume down. How do big youtubers with great editors and editing programs not understand this, but a channel featuring large anthropomorphic cartoon animals does??? Love your work!
The racoon should have left the water running to really mess with the beaver.
lol good callback to the beaver at the water prk
He'd clog the sink though! 😂
😂😂😂
@@ValerieEnriquezwhat do you think led to the divorce?
Doesn't the toilet flushing already do that?
Could easily extend the video and show him panicking and clogging the toilet immediately, and hollering for help, to no effect lol.
Fun fact, that vanilla secretion is often used to make imitation vanilla extract
. . . .please take it back
@@Geminilion100 don’t worry, I’m pretty sure it cost a lot for the beaver stuff, kind of like cavier; rich person thing. Fake vanilla is usually beaver butt free
Actually most producers moved to more synthetic ways to produce vanilla extract in the 1980s since it was cheaper than getting a trapping to catch beavers for their glands, you can still get the stuff made from beavers but it's not as abundant as it once was
Actually, bever secretions only take up about 1% of the market. It's considered a luxury resource at this point.
Its used in a load of higher quality artificial flavours
The way he says "there's a little guy in our bathroom" has me cracking up lmao
Yes, I love how it isn't even shock. At this point, they just expect weird stuff like this.
I love the reason why he's there too which oddly enough, makes sense in a warped way. 🤣
I'm amazed that he didn't notice until after sitting down...
@@Paulthored lmao you're right!!!
Wdym? He's just a li'l guy
The red iron enriched teeth of the beaver is a great touch
“Aromatic toot” had me rolling in tears 💀💀
I first read that as, "aromatic foot."
That's enough internet for now.
Fun fact back in the day they used parts of the beaver anus to make raspberry flavor for fake raspberry candy.
@@MegaKhelditia I read it as "Aromantic toot" 😢
@@MidnightPawstepssaame
@@MidnightPawstepssame lol
“Carol down the street has one just like him”😂🤣
that "woooooow" hit hard lol
Kinda sounded like the elephant from Bojack Horseman
FUN FACT YOU ARE MOST LIKELY EATING BEAVER PISS IF YOU EVER EAT VANILLA ICE CREAM OR VANILLA PRODUCTS😊
“Is that a sharper image catalog? Don’t mind if I do”
"At least I don't pay a guy to fart in my bathroom!" 😂😂😂😂
Says the guy who's job is farting in people's bathrooms.
Nailed the audio on it too😂
That KILLED me 🤣
@@Kineth1 seems like a good gig idk what you're talking about
In all fairness, his WIFE hired him
The beavers teeth being colored orange is such a great touch. They deposit iron in their incisors to help harden them for wood cutting and dam building.
Love the detail of the Sears catalog being from 2002. Toilet literature is never brand new.
when I forget my phone I'll ponder and read through nearby wipes, creams and shampoo labels, although I don't remember a single thing once I'm done
@@Killbayne
Yeah, same. It's like you're abducted by aliens while you take a dump or something. You NEVER remember the experience.
@@Killbayne ima power crapper so i spend less than 5 mins on toilet! so ya bringing phone is pointless
I forgot what we did on the toilet before smartphones.
@@EmeraldView newspaper/magazines
I was a comic strip kid personally
Is it normal to get addicted to these short cartoons with random facts about wild animals?
Ryan really just trauma dumping on people trying to use the bathroom huh. Also Lisa looking cute on time magazine!
You really just missed the opportunity to say "trauma dumping on people trying to take a dump" 😄
id be doing a different kinda trauma dump if someone kept talking to me about their divorce while i was trying to shit lol
She won Time's coveted "Lisa of The Year" award (this is her 23rd consecutive year)
Wow! She's on TIME? How'd she get there?
and Batrick!
The way I died when he said “I hope it’s full custody” 😆
The little spritz sound is killing me
When he said “don’t mind if I do” that got me dying😂😂😂😂😂
Love how the racoon doesn't mind having Ryan in the bathroom while he's doing his business and giving aromatic toots, he just doesn't like how chatty Ryan is.
I mean, you gotta draw the line _somewhere._
I mean if raccoons have communal bathrooms then this must be somewhat normal at least
"Look it's.... One thing to take the house, but she gets to take .. BOTH the sears, AND sky mall" got me good 😂
The delivery on "At least I don't pay some guy TO FART IN MY BATHROOM" was great voice acting xD
Who said it was voice acting?
For all you know, they could have recorded an actual argument
For some reason I like when he got mad and started off saying “woowww”
the orange teeth is a nice touch
Funny enough there was another short from this guy about raccoons having communal bathrooms so this wouldve been perfect for a group gag XD
"Taco Tuesdays, am I right?"
These should be given the best videos of all RUclips award. I mean it.
My favorite part is the sears-shirt having waist-deep sleeves for the batwings^^
Accessibility!
Wait, where's the sears-shirt in the short?
@@βΛΔΗΟΛΣ On the catalog he's reading.
*”aromatic toot”* this channel has the best subtitles xD
These don’t come out often but they never disappoint when they do.
"Well, at least I don't pay some guy to fart in my bathroom!"
That line is too funny! 😂
I thought racoons have communal bathrooms and everyone goes at once. You can totally have a raccoon poopoo dj party with a good smelling beaver host
They don’t invite him because he bases most of his personality on being the only raccoon to go to the bathroom alone.
I’d say he’s a party pooper, but he’s clearly not.
@@deadlydingus1138LOL that's clever! 😂
That French Vanilla joke was actually good
I guess his wife doesn't give a dam that's why she kept the house.
Lmao, looks like we found her lawyer!
*bah dum tss*
😆
This should be the top comment
That was actually a good one.
I just discovered this channel - and thank heavens and the algorithm this is wholesome, comedic and informative and I’m laughing my ass off 😂🙌🏼🙌🏼
Batrick has done very well with his life after all
But that was 2002... I don't think is the Batrick, maybe his father?
@@luismarianocosta1036 lore
@@luismarianocosta1036 Good point. Didn’t see the date at first.
Letting you guys know that listening to this podcast is absolutely a form of self-care, I listen to your episodes while taking care of chores and it very much brightens my day!
"Honey, there's a little guy in our bathroom" just perfect 😂 that was hilarious.
These are the most wonderful videos
Nice detail on the beaver teeth color.
Fun fact for those who haven't heard, they're a reddish brown because of all the iron in them to make them stronger.
i like how the orange teeth are accurate to actual beavers, thats a nice touch and i love it. 🙏🙏
The little feet of the beaver kicking hahaha, so cute.
“Yeah no, sorry”
You were so close to achieving the most Canadian sentence. If you would’ve gone with ‘Yeah no, for sure’ you would’ve nailed it.
Ryan seems like a lovely guy, I'd love to have a little toilet buddy to talk to.
Get a cat, lol. Mine see bathroom time as the perfect time since I can't move.
Not me. I am fighting for my life almost everytime I take a sht.
Not I.
Not only do I not like company in the bathroom (not even pets), but I am usually in and out and wouldn't have time to "chat" anyway. I don't even understand how people can have the time to read while on the toilet.
Used to have poop talks in boot camp. Open stalls.
Goddamn, Batrick has been modelling since 2002 and hasn't aged a day 😂
The raccoon took it too far with the custody quote
RUclips just started feeding me this channel, and I love it. ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM
Yo just wanted to say nice touch having the beaver teeth be orange. In case anyone doesn't know, beaver teeth are orange because they've got a lot of iron in them that makes them super strong.
Thought it was because their teeth never stop growing and have a lot of...i forgor...
@@commisaryarreck3974 Yeah that's part of it. they're orange in the same way that our blood is red because of the iron.
@@Neroevelocity but blood is blue not red only turns red when outside of our body right?
@@ryanclemons1 Noooo. The color of your skin makes it look like your veins are blueish.
@@ryanclemons1blood is not blue, thats an old myth. Veins just look blue through your skin.
That would explain the random vanilla scent I've smelled when outside.
never stop making these. love the well thought out skits. 10/10 delivery always
Your comedic timing and conceptual ideas are always top notch! This is so ridiculous yet it's performed and animated so well. Props!!
Thanks so much for making these shorts!! They are so beautiful, funny, educational, and prompts people to do their own research. I love it.
Lets talk about the "dont mind if i do~" at the end, man. Had me dying 🤣
A raccoon going to the bathroom alone? Well, I guess Taco Tuesday waits for no man (or beast)
"He's our new air freshener"
Found my daily, never thought id hear that today, sentence
I love how casual he is. "How you doing? Name's Ryan."
The Sears catalog was the Epitome of good reading...everyone from 6 year olds, all the way to 99 year olds could enjoy it...its one of those things that should be brought back for the sake of Humanity.
Never knew my boy batrick made it as a model
Both animation and voice acts are top notch. Keep up the good work buddy!
Everything about this is just, excellent. Your whole channel is excellent.
“Hope it’s full custody” BRO CHOSE VIOLENCE 🤣🤣
Batrick looking good with that drip
Now I want a beaver 🦫 themed air fresher for my bathroom! 😆
2002? The Natural Habitat Shorts universe expands further.
It's been going as long as the real one
To be fair, its not hard to find out of print media in the bathroom. I just cleared out 4 years worth of periodicals from my bathroom yesterday.
I haven't seen a Sears store in 20 years
It took him this long to realize the lil guy was in the bathroom 😅
Might have just arrived. The guy needed a job and a place to stay.
Beaver: "Judging by the smell, I'd wager you don't have vanilla secretions..."
I can see why the wife got full custody.
why?
why?
why?
Why?
Why?
It's rare to see a beaver accurately portrayed with orange teeth. Good job!
Very rarely it's used as a vanilla flavoring. It's either collected by "uncomfortable" methods, or they just get shot
Very rarely because there's no need - you can make the flavoring cheaper synthetically. It's not too complex a molecule, easily produced at scale from petrochemical feedstock.
The vanilla scent thing also confuses me a bit, because the sources I found say something about a more leather-like or even sharp and strong scent
@@binefix5647 I'd recommend watching the video about vanilla on food theory. It explains it a bit
@@vylbird8014Interesting. And that simplicity explains why both plants (vanilla beans) and animals (beavers) seem to have evolved vanilla synthesis at least once each.
🎵 don’t mind if I do 🎵
Had me cracking up!😂
He didn't see him before he sat down 😂.
As a dude that occasionally uses the bathroom, this is completely realistic to me.
The voice acting is actually fire
Hahaha, aw man, this was wild 😂 These little shorts never fail to get a laugh
Ok this is one of my new favorites 😂😂😂 but Batrick still has my heart ❤
“Well at least I don’t pay a guy to fart in my bathroom!”
I can't stress enough how much I love these
he just needs someone to talk to.
This is one of the most hilarious channels out there
I love the detail of the red teeth, because beaver teeth actually contain some iron.
Castoreum was always used in the formation of synthetic flavours, like blue raspberry!
I so look forward to these shorts. Never know how its going to play out even if i know the nature facts. 😁
I’m a longtime wildlife rehabilitator. You’ve been inaccurate a couple of times but on the whole, you’ve actually made me giggle out loud, which isn’t easy to do. You really givevthem personalities, and I didn’t know many of these facts until your cartoons. Where the heck did you pick up all this trivia? I guess the same places I find mine. Your humor kind of reminds me of Gary Larsen’s cartoons, “The Far Side.” Well done!
This one is already one of my favorites! Especially the subtitles calling it "aromatic toot"
Fun fact the stuff that makes the vanilla scent sometimes gets put into vanilla ice cream and other products that use vanilla due to it being so similliar in taste and way cheaper
You know it's bad when even the raccoon, who do communal latrines, can't take Ryan company
This reminds me of the two dudes from plains, trains, and automobiles
Eh, it's a living
I can't even express just how much I love these animations. Pound-for-pound, these shorts are my favorite things on RUclips. Each and every one is just an earnest **chef's kiss**.
"At least I don't pay some guy to fart in my bathroom!" 💀
"Hope it's full custody." 😵
Damn! That was just uncalled for.