Life as a Male Model
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- I review my career as a male model.
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Makes you wonder, though. Is it like how a male sports team bring in a bigger crowd, therefore make bigger salaries. Compared to female models making better ad revenue than male models?
Wow... no wonder you always looked so familiar... Ice Pick Killer.
Who still uses facebook in 2019?
All I can say is I'm pretty sure that's fake supreme
I deleted facey homeslice, get with the times young blood
I mean with a jaw like lord farquad, you have to model
@@wayneking3058 no need to be rude. ;)
@pistachios Cooper Yeah but they can fix that in editing
Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
@pistachios Cooper thats why most of the photos are profile
I WANTED TO REPLY ALSO
Someone find that goddamn Peter Alexander shoot
Yes! I will pay money for that! Maybe just a fiver butt still! someone has to know where that photo is!!!! Get it to here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ah Please :)
All I’ve found is that he is Croatian/scottish... SHOW US THE PHOTOS JORDIE YOU WANKER
you literally have 666 likes... my dood why
@@mrparker7721 its fantastic, also wtf were they going for in terms of creative direction?
bedtimeat8 ayyyy wtf it’s so ugly. Like I wanna be a creative director when I’m older but man Australia is wack
I wasn't surprised to learn that you'd been a male model.
However, I'm still trying to decide whether you talk the same way in real life as you do in your videos. I can just imagine a neighbor thinking to himself: "There's Jordan. Nice guy, but he's forgotten to take his anti-psychosis medications again."
heuuuehee fancy u and you're moddling carrer ay mate bloody zoolanda over here. ROOF ROOF
I like this just because Friendlylander hates it ;)
@YeahNaCunt **Your'e grammer
Poe's law in action
YeahNaCunt its a joke relating to the video FARKEN HELL CARNT
You think you've been making fun of this guy but it's clear you're a dying star... dense as fuck boiiiii
Oh. My. God. I am Russian can confirm I do the eye thing for surveillance cameras. My whole family does this goddam you got us!
@Kristy Kelly when you wear an Adidas track suit it's like camo, cops can't see you 😂👌
Why don't you guys vote someone else in?
@@jamesbarker6373 Is that meant to be a joke?
@@jamesbarker6373 they would if they're candidates weren't
Putin with dark blue suit on
Putin with black suit on
Someone planted by putin who'll resign not long after tthey get elected
And lastly wide putin
🤣
"Do you think Bruna is hot?"
"Yes, hoOKS, obviously I think she's hot, we're all hot. We're models. That's... that's why we're here"
*God help me I was only 19*
That’s gold
I spat our my food my looorrrd
Jade that’s in really bad taste
Crimsom I’d actually say it’s Gold 104.3
I wasn't young I was 19 - well call me ancient then
Thanks but I was very comfortable not being attracted to you and now my whole life has changed.
Word
He’s pretty and all but I was already attracted to him because of the way his mind works, his political stance and messed up sense of humour, so I’m fucked regardless 😂
yeah same
@Bearrorist Wtf is wrong with you, who thinks like that?
@Bearrorist no truely legitimate male feminist would rape anyone what the heck are you on about, quit drink the flavour-aid brother
Jordan Zoolander - we will miss you
*me being on a Aldi magazine when I was 7*
:you know I'm something of a male model myself
As a young Australian woman I’m literally, and I cannot stress this enough, wet
Megbert :s leave sinner
I felt that
minus 10 points for not using the word 'moist'
shut up meg
@@oliviamason6703 I think she's way past moist lol.
"How pretty I used to be"
Fam you're still gorgeous but ya also smort
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life, than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking?
Jordan was like Yes. Thank god you did bro. Watch your videos religiously. Keep up the great work.
He realised his calling in life was to bring down *_THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT_*
hmm I wonder if the gender pay gap reverses in modelling as men age . Like there are alot of those rich guy magazines with grey haired guys wearing watches or advertising cologne whereas lots of women's products aimed at older women are still advertised with young models or famous actresses.
Asian women love older white dudes. I think it has to do with Asian men not aging well.
It's not. As he says in the video that guy is the highest paid male model. It's simple if you think about it as a society we care way more about female beauty than male beauty
Boulder The Fat OP never mentioned race at all. What are you on about?
@@boulderthefat154 yeah older Asian women tend to stay elegant for a real long time, while old Asian men tend to turn into that old man on the mountain stereotype
@@gumblebrum I get that but as a soceity we also hate females aging
I had a uni friend from Russia and she ran around the streets with a little gang of kids and their mascot was a dead dog they took everywhere.
It’s more fucked up me thinking back on it now than when she originally told me actually...
I'm sorry. A dead dog? They carried round a dead dog?
Do you have cigarette
Cigi mate
'I wasn't even young... I was 19"
Mate, lol, like, it's alright.
I think the reason why this is so funny is the association of male models having super serious looks on their faces combined with Jordan being a laid back comedian
Its been 105 years, I believe Australia needs another Prime Minister with an actual jaw instead of a glass one. Chris Watson would be proud.
And a backbone. Go Jordan!
I'll need to compile those pictures for my shrine...
I genuinely had no idea that this was legit... and by the way this is one of the funniest videos you've ever done. I had to pause it to laugh several times, both at the photos and the jokes.
I'm questioning my sexuality right now thanks again
So it's gay hype now?
@@MrAssfaceass the big gay
any updates?
New American subscriber digging into the friendlyjordies lore
oh man, you've got a journey ahead of you.
this is the alternative path to getting your aussie citizenship
bLoOdY zoOlanDeR ovEr HeeRe
KING OF BEEERS
GOOON
love you jordies
He was in a Japanese Playstation 3 ad in 2010 too I believe. I'm dead sure it was, need closure Jordies!
he mentions playstation during the video. so you're probably right.
Here it is ruclips.net/video/lh5KznVmKxY/видео.html
Oof... No wonder he didn't show that one lol
haunting thanks
@@WarriorSlaystation LOL that's cringe
7:02
Girl - OMG how does he get that hair
Friend - Maybe he was born with it, maybe its trampoline....
Gold!
4:22 lol
Hong kong accent at 6:19 rated 8 grey goose / 10
OMFG DUDE! MEN'S FOLIO IS SUCH AN AMAZING HONOUR TO BE ON. Have you seen March 2019? He's a Korean singer and model. I love him so much (I'm female, btw). Love how you're in the same MAG of a different issue. YOU NEED TO MODEL MORE!! You're gorgeous af.
Jordie, I'm glad you were a male model. You're a handsome lad.
We love you.
Also you're hilarious.
Stand up for the gender pay gap in mens fashion lol
And especially PORN
@@12345678abracadabra woman have it too good
Some double standards make sense😂
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 how many feminist does it take to open a door 😆
We all knew Jordan was an attractive boy, but DAMN.
Waiting for the next edition of Friendly Jordies Fashion Week.
Spot on. You only come to realise the pattern in Australian advertisements if you watch Ads from other countries. Every Australian commercial has one bloke speaking in a really (really really) excited manly voice with graphics drawn by a first year graphics design student :P
"You can't buy those cheekbones"
Plastic surgery begs to differ
I wALk a LONEly roAD
sO RoNEry, sO roNeRY...
What is this? A RUclips channel for ants?
Best comment. 10/10
Haha yes!
the files are in the computer
I am retarded for not getting joke, am I
@@Tensho_C it's a quote from Zoolander.
As a straight Anglo-Australian male who lived in Asia for nearly 9 years, I actually think higher of you 😅
Mostly for the accurate subtile comparison here between Asian and Australian asthetic. There is something about being popular in Asia that makes it harder down under with a certain segment of Australian society.
"Shoots nude: No" That's why you never made it! ;)
I'm happy for him, that he never made nude shoots. Keep your dignity or be a sucker
I went to uni with a male model (we were doing the same course, so I had many classes with him) and during that time he was one of the faces on all the Melbourne Fashion Week ads. I still see his face pop up in modelling for clothes from a company I buy from.
Didn't know you worked with Johnny Sins.
Brains and beauty, you're just the whole package, babe.
With cheekbones like yours I'm really not surprised that you were a model.
Honestly have always thought in the back of my mind "this cheeky boy should do male modelling with his jawline" I'm glad you did, and honestly the usual suspects to go "hurr Hurr" are 5ft nothing inferior genetics anyway so....
That was really interesting and I throughly enjoyed it. Good work, it was nice to see a different side to you.
I started visiting your channel about a year ago and my first thought was you are probably the best looking dude on RUclips.
qu4rterpast 12 go check out david laid
That would be David Doel.
"How does he get his hair in that style?"
"Trampoline"
Disappointed you didn’t tell the Aladdin pants story.
holy shit i remember that video
Was this in FJ's? Or do you know FJ 2?Massive Unicorn
Wang, LOVE the name btw
I give this channel a 9.5 out of 10.
“Used to be?” Nah man, you’re still pretty. Don’t let anyone tell you any different.
Actually loved this video! You're the biggest fuckin aussie legend jordies, see you in Melbourne
I've never heard you laugh so genuinely so often in a video before
You are brilliant and the one to watch. I'm a mid 40s media hack and always love your work. GO YOU GOOD THING KEEP IT UP
Funniest thing I've experienced in my life was when I was getting my hair cut for a formal event, and the hairdresser asked me "Are you a model?" 🤣🤣🤣
Bitch I look like Cronos from Venom, but with an intact hairline. Unless it's modelling for leather fetish gear, it ain't ever happening 🤣
Before I watched this video I had a feeling you were a model or at least could be one. You have one of those faces where you can’t deny it just has a lot of nice features, very pleasant to look at.
The way you stare into the camera sometimes i used to think you might have a bung eye nice to see i was way off
Not to bite myself in the arse with the whole, "You're prettier when you're smile" line, but holy crap you are prettier when you smile. Watching you laugh makes me happy :)
I'm from Melbourne. The only thing I'm going to validate is my Myki.
When I was in Japan on exchange I partied with the models who's get into clubs and vip... The promoters that looked after them would ask to have me in their group and partied with them, made connections and took a lot taking those club photos everyone wants to take haha ....I priorities my studies so didn't pursue getting into the industry.
Most of then are so vapid with zero personality but the perks we're fun none the less. I would have remembered meeting you tho! Most of the male models were too busy trying to look cool or be to serious to have a laugh lol
What you said was so spot on! This totally brings back memories haha good timez
Cool story bro, changed my life!
I miss seeing jordie screaming in his back yard with a wig on lol
I had no idea about this but somehow makes me like you even more dude.. respect. Looking forward the tour!
Jordan Shanks - Professional cross-dresser and model
My wife and I both just watched the Netflix documentary on 'the ice pick guy' and then this came up...mind blown 🤯
Jordies is a very handsome man and he should be proud of it ❤️
Well, I am a Indian dude who visits Australia sometimes, I love your videos.
8:28 So are we NOT gonna talk about how Jordie is ACTUALLY Milo?
He’s still pretty.
ALWAYS KNEW IT
You’re a good lookin guy
Is that a fake box logo tee, baws?
nah bro it's the Ali express x supreme collab, superrrrr rare
6:08 "chocolate and cigarette"
My grand mother grew up in Stalingrad then left then came back cause ww2 she apparently smoked always with my mother and always feeds us chocolate because She thinks if we were unfit then the Russia wouldn’t draft them for the red army but for the past 50 years she’s lived in Bendigo Victoria this explains so much when Jordie says is Russians diet was chocolate and cigarettes
cant belive I watched this. he just makes everything funny and entertaining
Song at 2:06?
Also I'm not surprised you were a male model. If I had your looks I'd immediately start selling my handsomeness for dollar.
Answer my ducking question. What song is it? Also remember the days when our lives weren't turned upside down because of corona?
You had a job. You got to drink a lot and hang out with 10s (well, 9.5s). And it sounds like that's stuff you'd enjoy doing regardless. Good for you! The haters should be so lucky.
I was researching you and found your modeling profile I thought it was pretty awesome especially the sprite add (fire) I'm very glad I found this video and you explained the BIO
Not sure if you said "look more fierce" or "look Morpheus"
1:34 "Shoot nudes: No." Well, shit.
7:29 You look like Moss from the IT Crowd
Jordan. I really miss chronicles of yilmaz it helped me through some very hard times when I was addicted to hard drugs and goon please take this into consideration and bring back one last story of the legend himself. I don’t have much to give you but I can assure you it would mean the world to a growing boy like me
Its really comforting to know that even if you have a lazy eye you can still have a career based around being celebrated for your appearance
Holy shit at 2:02 that's Gucci using a free 2004 guitar loop from Garageband. God damn it those loops will haunt me for life.
Does anybody know the name of the song that starts at 4:43 ?
4:32 That laugh... that's a "I was embarrassed then but it's funny now so who gives a shit" laugh
Damn you are a pretty good model
I don't know what to say...I have a newfound interest in you and your channel, also I'm new here and I find you really funny part of the reason why is cause I'm from Sydney and I understand the aussie stuff :D
got me feeling some type of way 👀
I really do hope we played some part in bringing this fact out into the open. Anything for that delicious blue steel
Thanks for sharing such a cringe worthy chapter of your life. I bet Travis Fimmel looks back at his modeling days with just as much distaste, only for us to remember him more from his acting, like your comedy.
Was that add legit of the perfume?? That was straight up 2010 Garageband loops.
heuuuehee fancy u and you're moddling carrer ay mate bloody zoolanda ova here
“you can’t buy those cheekbones”
well good ol aunty martha got me hooked up
How did you get into the clubs
The supreme shirt to accessories the male model talk is on point
Mildura stands with male models
Now that’s what I’m talking about!!! Finally something for the female fans! Thanks mate! Xx
You are the king of Australian gays!
Danger Otter is he Gay?
Wait jordie, you're going to be on the Melbourne comedy Festival, mad props.
True blue steel
I liked this man. Good to hear a bit about your story. Nice.
BTW, is your mum or nan named "Isabella"? Her last name was Shanks and the only person I even remotely know with that last name is you.
Probably just a coincidence, but on the off chance that friendlyjordies family is adding me, you better believe I want to add them!
That's like Willy Wonka's golden ticket, but with what I assume would be way more cups of tea and those biscuits that if you dunk them in the tea for .14 of a second too long that the end falls off and it slaps a dirty big tea stain onto the good tablecloth that JUST got washed.
Please tell me this is possible. I've never wanted anything more in my whole entire life!
i think im in love with you
i can even look past your receding hairline
Daddy DeVito I don't think it's receding, I think he just has a massive forehead
Holy fuck dude you were a model!!! That's crazy hahaha! Well good on ya dude for being good looking enough and brave enough to do that I would never do it even if I was considered handsome enough! Funny as fuck!!