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Every one going through the gate must have been thinking: Wait… this… this is hell? What? Basic training is worts than that HOW can this be hell we must have opened the portal at the wrong place.
2 important facts about this story that may it even better: 1.) In Hell there is no innocent civilians to worry about if all are going to try to kill you 2.) There is no worry about "Human Rights" against mindless hoards
Russians and Ukrainians fighting *demons apear* Also demons: why do i hear hardbass? Tldr: never interrupt humans fighting other humans, lest you end up giving us a reason to unite
Especially not slavs. We somehow can murder each other while murdering the others at the same time (bandera fighting germany, Poles, and the ussr during ww2, with the aim of making a ukraine that had some Belarus and polish lands but no russians or poles, and many other such events)
So basically hell poked the hornets nest expecting honey, only to get a shotgun blast in retaliation instead of a reward Edit: 11:06 “we don’t want to rule over you”:I think you’re forgetting someone or well a certain people *the British empire’s theme faintly plays in the background as i said this*
Thank you for the video. The saying used to be "Hell on earth", but I think the demons learned that it's far worse, to have the worst weapons of earth, in hell.
Eh! I heard "the upper peninsula" and knew the golems were screwed. Doubly so if they spawned in the Keweenaw. Imagine all the old mining equipment left from the copper rush, or anything out of Iron Mountain.
@@truekurayami This seems more like Fish and Wildlife's territory. Just issue free demon-hunting permits to the southern states and problem solved as the bible-thumpers and gun nuts team up for a holy crusade against evil.
"The combined European nations mobilized ..." so NATO minus the US (& Canada?) put both its platoons on deployment. That's mean. With the Brits there'd be a couple of regiments.
Sorry, I hear the title I have something else going through my head, along the lines of "PRIMO VICTORIA!" Ok, the bit about Westboro gave a bit of a chuckle. Otherwise, the comment is RIP AND TEAR UNTIL ITS DONE!
Setback? Well, the individual demon has to find his subatomic particles flying off at light speed. If it's consciousness still exists. Or if that doesn't happen, the force of the blast would turn its body to goo. Sure, radioactive goo, but goo. & with the radiation, cancerous, radioactive goo. The humans didn't - couldn't kill their immortal enemy. But they did ensure it couldn't fight.
You've made the same mistake they did. Immortal does not mean invincible. An invincible Army means that you now have radioactive zombies. A purely immortal enemy means you now have radioactive ketchup all over the floor that still thinks it's a living being. From the description given on the smaller attacks, I'm going to have to presume that they are not destroyed by the heat or radiation however every single cell in their body has just been rendered into liquid.
@@leechowning2712 Also, immortality in this sense may also involve regenerating back into one mass eventually... But does being immortal grant immunity to radiation-induced cancer? They could very well just reform only to end up immobile cancerous lumps of flesh moaning for death they can never have!
poor Christians... now they have to think about a new boogeyman to scare their people^^ If Hell is a vacation spot compared to Earth, it changes perspective about some things xD
Started a new Channel , more on the horror side of things. If you are interested here is the link - ruclips.net/channel/UCCNpyfe5as_GIa7Bv6jTAAw
hope you enjoy
Subbed oh great narrator!
Every one going through the gate must have been thinking: Wait… this… this is hell? What? Basic training is worts than that HOW can this be hell we must have opened the portal at the wrong place.
Everyone from the south: Huh, feels like home. Maybe a little colder, hmm.
Well the Seals have a training week called Hell Week max of 4 hours a sleep total
2 important facts about this story that may it even better:
1.) In Hell there is no innocent civilians to worry about if all are going to try to kill you
2.) There is no worry about "Human Rights" against mindless hoards
Also the enemy is immortal. Imagine being ground zero to a small nuke and then recovering slowly overtime.
We can use this place as a testing ground
You mean we don't have to worry about collateral damage?? Ok!
@@imaboisir7227 or a nice clean new glass floor for satan as a gift for all his hard work
Oh no that means the E4s can have fun.
*Demons invade Earth*
Humans: Plays heavy metal while aiming .50 BMG with malicious intent.
Love the idea of humans going into actual hell, looking around and thinking, "that's it? we were expecting more."
“I guess the Church did embellish the whole Hell thing” - random soldier in this story
Russians and Ukrainians fighting
*demons apear*
Also demons: why do i hear hardbass?
Tldr: never interrupt humans fighting other humans, lest you end up giving us a reason to unite
Especially not slavs. We somehow can murder each other while murdering the others at the same time (bandera fighting germany, Poles, and the ussr during ww2, with the aim of making a ukraine that had some Belarus and polish lands but no russians or poles, and many other such events)
In the distance: Сука Блядь! (Explosion)
"Kill demons first?"
"Kill demons first, then have vodka, then back to killing each other"
"Da, agree"
Demons: "Oh bugger"
*humans fighting*
*demons appear and try to attack*
*demons get turned into a smoothie in a second*
humans continue fighting like nothing happened*
Humans entering the portal: FOR DOOM GOD! RIP! AND! TEAR! UNTILL IT IS DONE!
Twenty years later helll is producing Hello Kitty cartoons and some porn we just don't talk about
LoL OK, now I am scared.
And ten years after opening the first McDonald’s branch in hell, the demons suffer a massive obesity epidemic.
@@kyriss12 LoL. Love it. Oh the unsuspecting torment we could inflict.
@@kyriss12 naw it’s hell just throw an arbys and a long John silvers down there and then put “out of order” signs on every public bathroom.
give us americans two years we'll get several mcdonalds and a walmart down there
So basically hell poked the hornets nest expecting honey, only to get a shotgun blast in retaliation instead of a reward
Edit: 11:06 “we don’t want to rule over you”:I think you’re forgetting someone or well a certain people *the British empire’s theme faintly plays in the background as i said this*
i'd say more of a Shotgun Blast that leaves a Nuclear aftertaste... >:D
@@zachsmith1676 ah yes,the "uranium coated 12 gauge slugs",DoomGuy's most favorite shells
@@platinumchromee3191 correct : D
i find myself reminded of the quote " now i have become death, destroyer of worlds " hell is sort of a "world" right ?
Never thought Westborough would actually entertain me
I loved this episode of of Buffy.
No weapon of man can kill me.
We have progressed.
Thank you for the video. The saying used to be "Hell on earth", but I think the demons learned that it's far worse, to have the worst weapons of earth, in hell.
Earth on....Hell?
Demons: invade earth.
Humans: *_loads shotgun with malicious intent_*
RIP AN TEAR
Meanwhile, the army breaks out it's gigantic sound systems and the Doom soundtrack while issuing shotguns to every man, woman, and child...
DOOM music intensifies
Love that jab at the westboro Baptist church haha
Bravo to the author and narrator. Another fantastic story
Now i'm curious how heaven would react to this whole thing.
Guessing that's why they didn't show up to help, they knew hell was screwed
"Hey, you think we should rein the apes in a bit?"
"Nah."
with popcorn most likely
@@prisoner6266 They'd probably respond with "They aren't afraid to die by your hand, so why would they listen to us?"
Dive for cover?
OK. Just started this story and all ready love it. Best start ever!
The real mistake the demons made was to come to Michigan. You dont mess with the Uppers.
Nor the Canucks, eh.
@@kleinjahr or them. All that open land, just imagine trying to find the bodies.
Eh! I heard "the upper peninsula" and knew the golems were screwed. Doubly so if they spawned in the Keweenaw. Imagine all the old mining equipment left from the copper rush, or anything out of Iron Mountain.
I can imagine some vets from the world wars and Vietnam going through, looking around, and busting out laughing
Does the Geneva Convention apply to the Armies of Hell? Also, does hell have Outer Space above it?
dunno about hell space but the Geneva Convention absolutely does NOT apply to the Armies of Hell
In Hell, the Geneva Convention is called the Geneva Check List.
Ok... That West Burro bit had me laughing my ass off. x,D
I hear Romania, I go "Oh no ... I live there"
Argonians during the oblivion crisis be like:
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
This could be 'The Salvation War: The radio play'!
Reminds me of The Salvation War. Internet original story, worth a read.
The site I read it from is down. Any clue where I can reread it at?
@@kyriss12 Seems the last comment was deleted. Google it and go from there.
@@kyriss12 Check tvtropes.
They seem to have found the Marines summer camp. :P
Nah still to nice, it would most likely be the national guard's.
@@truekurayami ROFLMFAO!! I resemble that remark. Spent 20 as a No-go. :P
@@truekurayami This seems more like Fish and Wildlife's territory. Just issue free demon-hunting permits to the southern states and problem solved as the bible-thumpers and gun nuts team up for a holy crusade against evil.
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
"The combined European nations mobilized ..." so NATO minus the US (& Canada?) put both its platoons on deployment.
That's mean. With the Brits there'd be a couple of regiments.
Love the bit about the Westboro Baptist Church. 🤣🤣🤣
This story reminds me of Armageddon, and I'm so upset that Stuart Slade passed away recently because we'll never get salvation war part 3 Lords of War
Fascinating reading!
This comment is to appease the great mechanical demon known as Alaygore Ritheem! May he forever keep his demon-o-tization gaze far from this channel.
Hail Humanity 🎉🎉🎉
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
You know it's all about the BOOM!
"that one demon who open the protal " oppssss wrong door......im gonna pretend i dont know abou this...laalalalaa...
Best I heard all year great job.
Sorry, I hear the title I have something else going through my head, along the lines of "PRIMO VICTORIA!"
Ok, the bit about Westboro gave a bit of a chuckle. Otherwise, the comment is RIP AND TEAR UNTIL ITS DONE!
Definitely worth energy
Well, they are still immortal so being nuked is just a setback? Like using fire against zombies, now you have radioactive demons and hellspawns.
Setback? Well, the individual demon has to find his subatomic particles flying off at light speed. If it's consciousness still exists. Or if that doesn't happen, the force of the blast would turn its body to goo. Sure, radioactive goo, but goo. & with the radiation, cancerous, radioactive goo.
The humans didn't - couldn't kill their immortal enemy. But they did ensure it couldn't fight.
You've made the same mistake they did. Immortal does not mean invincible. An invincible Army means that you now have radioactive zombies. A purely immortal enemy means you now have radioactive ketchup all over the floor that still thinks it's a living being. From the description given on the smaller attacks, I'm going to have to presume that they are not destroyed by the heat or radiation however every single cell in their body has just been rendered into liquid.
Also no flame zombies
@@leechowning2712 Also, immortality in this sense may also involve regenerating back into one mass eventually... But does being immortal grant immunity to radiation-induced cancer? They could very well just reform only to end up immobile cancerous lumps of flesh moaning for death they can never have!
I had forgotten about the Demon Hordes tearing apart the WBC In this one XD
For the algorithm and the narrator.
For the Black Marsh!
...oh wait wrong battlecry.
Imagine being immortal, blown to pieces and then eaten by scavengers. You have to start regrowing from somethings feces.
The West Borough Baptist Church protested. 😂😂😂 Orcourse they would.
keeper going
So, Satan, you claim that this place is Hell... You have NO idea about what Hell is. Let me show you what Hell REALLY is.
Nobody said you could run away.
lol we made immortal mayonnaise.
Yea, really don't want to tick off those UPpers. They are kinda tetchy
What's wrong wit' da Yoopers, eh? Dere only a tad wacky. XD
@@PieBoy4242 I didn't say there was anything wrong with em, just that you wanna be polite so ya don't tick em off
For the Narrator!
T'was a fun one
This is just "The Salvation War" but shorter.
Is all else fails... send Isabelle.
*DOOM music intensifies*
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
Neat
so ... they used a Satan warhead against Satan's warhorde? Nice
So a SCUD B with a multi Megaton door knocker.
poor Christians... now they have to think about a new boogeyman to scare their people^^ If Hell is a vacation spot compared to Earth, it changes perspective about some things xD
Humanity Feck Yeah!
neat
For the Algorithm11!
🤠🤠🤠🤠
listen a story about hellgates and make the 666. like XD
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