Best SciFi Storytime 1527 - The Gates Of Hell | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  2 года назад +18

    Started a new Channel , more on the horror side of things. If you are interested here is the link - ruclips.net/channel/UCCNpyfe5as_GIa7Bv6jTAAw
    hope you enjoy

  • @oli3645
    @oli3645 2 года назад +176

    Every one going through the gate must have been thinking: Wait… this… this is hell? What? Basic training is worts than that HOW can this be hell we must have opened the portal at the wrong place.

    • @usafriptide1719
      @usafriptide1719 2 года назад +18

      Everyone from the south: Huh, feels like home. Maybe a little colder, hmm.

    • @USS_Grey_Ghost
      @USS_Grey_Ghost 2 года назад +6

      Well the Seals have a training week called Hell Week max of 4 hours a sleep total

  • @geraldoverdorf1902
    @geraldoverdorf1902 2 года назад +144

    2 important facts about this story that may it even better:
    1.) In Hell there is no innocent civilians to worry about if all are going to try to kill you
    2.) There is no worry about "Human Rights" against mindless hoards

    • @lucielm
      @lucielm 2 года назад +21

      Also the enemy is immortal. Imagine being ground zero to a small nuke and then recovering slowly overtime.

    • @imaboisir7227
      @imaboisir7227 2 года назад +12

      We can use this place as a testing ground

    • @hairy-dairyman
      @hairy-dairyman 2 года назад +11

      You mean we don't have to worry about collateral damage?? Ok!

    • @galahad626
      @galahad626 2 года назад +4

      @@imaboisir7227 or a nice clean new glass floor for satan as a gift for all his hard work

    • @mikehenthorn1778
      @mikehenthorn1778 2 года назад +2

      Oh no that means the E4s can have fun.

  • @markmulder9845
    @markmulder9845 2 года назад +35

    *Demons invade Earth*
    Humans: Plays heavy metal while aiming .50 BMG with malicious intent.

  • @hobbes4011
    @hobbes4011 2 года назад +43

    Love the idea of humans going into actual hell, looking around and thinking, "that's it? we were expecting more."

    • @tehnosan5769
      @tehnosan5769 Год назад +2

      “I guess the Church did embellish the whole Hell thing” - random soldier in this story

  • @giancarlobacosa2546
    @giancarlobacosa2546 2 года назад +145

    Russians and Ukrainians fighting
    *demons apear*
    Also demons: why do i hear hardbass?
    Tldr: never interrupt humans fighting other humans, lest you end up giving us a reason to unite

    • @AnComZharptitza
      @AnComZharptitza 2 года назад

      Especially not slavs. We somehow can murder each other while murdering the others at the same time (bandera fighting germany, Poles, and the ussr during ww2, with the aim of making a ukraine that had some Belarus and polish lands but no russians or poles, and many other such events)

    • @t.j.7347
      @t.j.7347 2 года назад

      In the distance: Сука Блядь! (Explosion)

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen Год назад +1

      "Kill demons first?"
      "Kill demons first, then have vodka, then back to killing each other"
      "Da, agree"
      Demons: "Oh bugger"

    • @Do_You_Like_Beans
      @Do_You_Like_Beans 9 месяцев назад

      *humans fighting*
      *demons appear and try to attack*
      *demons get turned into a smoothie in a second*
      humans continue fighting like nothing happened*

  • @wrathshorts2894
    @wrathshorts2894 2 года назад +28

    Humans entering the portal: FOR DOOM GOD! RIP! AND! TEAR! UNTILL IT IS DONE!

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 года назад +69

    Twenty years later helll is producing Hello Kitty cartoons and some porn we just don't talk about

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 2 года назад +10

      LoL OK, now I am scared.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 2 года назад +20

      And ten years after opening the first McDonald’s branch in hell, the demons suffer a massive obesity epidemic.

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 2 года назад +2

      @@kyriss12 LoL. Love it. Oh the unsuspecting torment we could inflict.

    • @TheAsianOfChaos
      @TheAsianOfChaos Год назад

      @@kyriss12 naw it’s hell just throw an arbys and a long John silvers down there and then put “out of order” signs on every public bathroom.

    • @the_pelican_real
      @the_pelican_real 5 месяцев назад +1

      give us americans two years we'll get several mcdonalds and a walmart down there

  • @LanderKoenig
    @LanderKoenig 2 года назад +59

    So basically hell poked the hornets nest expecting honey, only to get a shotgun blast in retaliation instead of a reward
    Edit: 11:06 “we don’t want to rule over you”:I think you’re forgetting someone or well a certain people *the British empire’s theme faintly plays in the background as i said this*

    • @zachsmith1676
      @zachsmith1676 2 года назад +9

      i'd say more of a Shotgun Blast that leaves a Nuclear aftertaste... >:D

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 2 года назад +10

      @@zachsmith1676 ah yes,the "uranium coated 12 gauge slugs",DoomGuy's most favorite shells

    • @LanderKoenig
      @LanderKoenig 2 года назад +2

      @@platinumchromee3191 correct : D

  • @robinchwan
    @robinchwan 2 года назад +35

    i find myself reminded of the quote " now i have become death, destroyer of worlds " hell is sort of a "world" right ?

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад +17

    Never thought Westborough would actually entertain me

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic 2 года назад +8

    I loved this episode of of Buffy.
    No weapon of man can kill me.
    We have progressed.

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 года назад +33

    Thank you for the video. The saying used to be "Hell on earth", but I think the demons learned that it's far worse, to have the worst weapons of earth, in hell.

  • @hollowedshadow2822
    @hollowedshadow2822 2 года назад +17

    Demons: invade earth.
    Humans: *_loads shotgun with malicious intent_*

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 года назад +1

      RIP AN TEAR

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake 2 года назад

      Meanwhile, the army breaks out it's gigantic sound systems and the Doom soundtrack while issuing shotguns to every man, woman, and child...

    • @FallenKnightXIII
      @FallenKnightXIII Год назад

      DOOM music intensifies

  • @ShawnDraven
    @ShawnDraven 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love that jab at the westboro Baptist church haha

  • @jeffhall4228
    @jeffhall4228 Год назад +2

    Bravo to the author and narrator. Another fantastic story

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 2 года назад +68

    Now i'm curious how heaven would react to this whole thing.

    • @RedRipperDragon
      @RedRipperDragon 2 года назад +24

      Guessing that's why they didn't show up to help, they knew hell was screwed

    • @prisoner6266
      @prisoner6266 2 года назад +37

      "Hey, you think we should rein the apes in a bit?"
      "Nah."

    • @MrGoesBoom
      @MrGoesBoom 2 года назад +27

      with popcorn most likely

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 года назад +30

      @@prisoner6266 They'd probably respond with "They aren't afraid to die by your hand, so why would they listen to us?"

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 2 года назад +5

      Dive for cover?

  • @mstrfool
    @mstrfool 2 года назад +13

    OK. Just started this story and all ready love it. Best start ever!

  • @GenStallion
    @GenStallion 2 года назад +13

    The real mistake the demons made was to come to Michigan. You dont mess with the Uppers.

    • @kleinjahr
      @kleinjahr 2 года назад

      Nor the Canucks, eh.

    • @GenStallion
      @GenStallion 2 года назад

      @@kleinjahr or them. All that open land, just imagine trying to find the bodies.

    • @PieBoy4242
      @PieBoy4242 2 года назад

      Eh! I heard "the upper peninsula" and knew the golems were screwed. Doubly so if they spawned in the Keweenaw. Imagine all the old mining equipment left from the copper rush, or anything out of Iron Mountain.

  • @zyanidwarfare5634
    @zyanidwarfare5634 Год назад +3

    I can imagine some vets from the world wars and Vietnam going through, looking around, and busting out laughing

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 года назад +10

    Does the Geneva Convention apply to the Armies of Hell? Also, does hell have Outer Space above it?

    • @mckinnal
      @mckinnal 2 года назад +7

      dunno about hell space but the Geneva Convention absolutely does NOT apply to the Armies of Hell

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar Год назад +2

      In Hell, the Geneva Convention is called the Geneva Check List.

  • @MrSuperbeast92
    @MrSuperbeast92 2 года назад +17

    Ok... That West Burro bit had me laughing my ass off. x,D

  • @MrVrajitorul
    @MrVrajitorul 2 года назад +6

    I hear Romania, I go "Oh no ... I live there"

  • @eyesack6845
    @eyesack6845 2 года назад +12

    Argonians during the oblivion crisis be like:

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 3 месяца назад

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @MarkJohnson-ro1ed
    @MarkJohnson-ro1ed 2 года назад +5

    This could be 'The Salvation War: The radio play'!

  • @Ibian666
    @Ibian666 2 года назад +31

    Reminds me of The Salvation War. Internet original story, worth a read.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 2 года назад

      The site I read it from is down. Any clue where I can reread it at?

    • @Ibian666
      @Ibian666 2 года назад

      @@kyriss12 Seems the last comment was deleted. Google it and go from there.

    • @Ibian666
      @Ibian666 2 года назад +1

      @@kyriss12 Check tvtropes.

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 2 года назад +6

    They seem to have found the Marines summer camp. :P

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 2 года назад +2

      Nah still to nice, it would most likely be the national guard's.

    • @willgallatin2802
      @willgallatin2802 2 года назад

      @@truekurayami ROFLMFAO!! I resemble that remark. Spent 20 as a No-go. :P

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake 2 года назад

      @@truekurayami This seems more like Fish and Wildlife's territory. Just issue free demon-hunting permits to the southern states and problem solved as the bible-thumpers and gun nuts team up for a holy crusade against evil.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 года назад +11

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 2 года назад +6

    "The combined European nations mobilized ..." so NATO minus the US (& Canada?) put both its platoons on deployment.
    That's mean. With the Brits there'd be a couple of regiments.

  • @snidecommenter7117
    @snidecommenter7117 Год назад

    Love the bit about the Westboro Baptist Church. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Deadantman
    @Deadantman 2 года назад +5

    This story reminds me of Armageddon, and I'm so upset that Stuart Slade passed away recently because we'll never get salvation war part 3 Lords of War

  • @nix-cipher
    @nix-cipher 2 года назад +2

    Fascinating reading!

  • @Lord_Azrekahl
    @Lord_Azrekahl 2 года назад +51

    This comment is to appease the great mechanical demon known as Alaygore Ritheem! May he forever keep his demon-o-tization gaze far from this channel.

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 2 года назад +1

    Hail Humanity 🎉🎉🎉

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 года назад +3

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    You know it's all about the BOOM!

  • @xavierzaxavier5873
    @xavierzaxavier5873 2 года назад +2

    "that one demon who open the protal " oppssss wrong door......im gonna pretend i dont know abou this...laalalalaa...

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 2 года назад +5

    Best I heard all year great job.

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 2 года назад +2

    Sorry, I hear the title I have something else going through my head, along the lines of "PRIMO VICTORIA!"
    Ok, the bit about Westboro gave a bit of a chuckle. Otherwise, the comment is RIP AND TEAR UNTIL ITS DONE!

  • @Mushed_Brain_No_thoughts
    @Mushed_Brain_No_thoughts 2 года назад

    Definitely worth energy

  • @veli-pekkamalmi5546
    @veli-pekkamalmi5546 2 года назад +5

    Well, they are still immortal so being nuked is just a setback? Like using fire against zombies, now you have radioactive demons and hellspawns.

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 2 года назад +5

      Setback? Well, the individual demon has to find his subatomic particles flying off at light speed. If it's consciousness still exists. Or if that doesn't happen, the force of the blast would turn its body to goo. Sure, radioactive goo, but goo. & with the radiation, cancerous, radioactive goo.
      The humans didn't - couldn't kill their immortal enemy. But they did ensure it couldn't fight.

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 2 года назад +11

      You've made the same mistake they did. Immortal does not mean invincible. An invincible Army means that you now have radioactive zombies. A purely immortal enemy means you now have radioactive ketchup all over the floor that still thinks it's a living being. From the description given on the smaller attacks, I'm going to have to presume that they are not destroyed by the heat or radiation however every single cell in their body has just been rendered into liquid.

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 года назад

      Also no flame zombies

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake 2 года назад

      ​@@leechowning2712 Also, immortality in this sense may also involve regenerating back into one mass eventually... But does being immortal grant immunity to radiation-induced cancer? They could very well just reform only to end up immobile cancerous lumps of flesh moaning for death they can never have!

  • @Inufan2005
    @Inufan2005 Год назад

    I had forgotten about the Demon Hordes tearing apart the WBC In this one XD

  • @macpurdy
    @macpurdy 2 года назад +1

    For the algorithm and the narrator.

  • @DarkKnightofIT
    @DarkKnightofIT Год назад

    For the Black Marsh!
    ...oh wait wrong battlecry.

  • @colincampbell767
    @colincampbell767 Год назад

    Imagine being immortal, blown to pieces and then eaten by scavengers. You have to start regrowing from somethings feces.

  • @trentthehehim3936
    @trentthehehim3936 Год назад

    The West Borough Baptist Church protested. 😂😂😂 Orcourse they would.

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 2 года назад

    keeper going

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar Год назад +1

    So, Satan, you claim that this place is Hell... You have NO idea about what Hell is. Let me show you what Hell REALLY is.

  • @yamatoclassbattlecruiser6410
    @yamatoclassbattlecruiser6410 2 года назад +1

    Nobody said you could run away.

  • @jakemallory4239
    @jakemallory4239 Год назад

    lol we made immortal mayonnaise.

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 2 года назад +1

    Yea, really don't want to tick off those UPpers. They are kinda tetchy

    • @PieBoy4242
      @PieBoy4242 2 года назад +1

      What's wrong wit' da Yoopers, eh? Dere only a tad wacky. XD

    • @dantreadwell7421
      @dantreadwell7421 2 года назад

      @@PieBoy4242 I didn't say there was anything wrong with em, just that you wanna be polite so ya don't tick em off

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 Год назад

    For the Narrator!

  • @Swordfish42
    @Swordfish42 2 года назад +1

    T'was a fun one

  • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
    @BrunoMaricFromZagreb 2 года назад +1

    This is just "The Salvation War" but shorter.

  • @SuperFanFiction
    @SuperFanFiction 2 года назад

    Is all else fails... send Isabelle.

  • @dustbunnies608
    @dustbunnies608 2 года назад

    *DOOM music intensifies*

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 года назад

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @lanceknowlton1871
    @lanceknowlton1871 2 года назад

    Neat

  • @riccardocarretta3308
    @riccardocarretta3308 Год назад

    so ... they used a Satan warhead against Satan's warhorde? Nice

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 года назад +5

    So a SCUD B with a multi Megaton door knocker.

  • @smaragdwolf1
    @smaragdwolf1 2 года назад

    poor Christians... now they have to think about a new boogeyman to scare their people^^ If Hell is a vacation spot compared to Earth, it changes perspective about some things xD

  • @cmelton6796
    @cmelton6796 2 года назад

    Humanity Feck Yeah!

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 года назад

    neat

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 года назад +2

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 5 месяцев назад

    🤠🤠🤠🤠

  • @MeisterVivi
    @MeisterVivi 2 года назад

    listen a story about hellgates and make the 666. like XD

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад

    109th, 5 March 2023