Top 7 Dumb Disney Star Wars Moments

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  • @TheInternetsJanitor
    @TheInternetsJanitor  4 года назад +60

    New Video: How To PISS OFF A Star Wars Fan ruclips.net/video/B18whyoBAE4/видео.html

    • @jordanwilkinson5214
      @jordanwilkinson5214 4 года назад

      they just do it for the money and the merch but they killed my favorite franchise and that saddens me

    • @jibrilhendrickson1861
      @jibrilhendrickson1861 4 года назад

      something else I just realized is that people claim star wars is for kids and the sequel trilogy is all pg-13 but the dialogue is cringe but there are some brutal scenes. I'm confused though is it for kids or people who are 13 and older. This video is amazing, it is so true.

  • @notdaredevil8809
    @notdaredevil8809 4 года назад +3149

    Vader:kills millions of people, Luke:let's help him he is still good
    Kylo:has bad dream, Luke: KILL HIM NOW

    • @fernandoosornio5885
      @fernandoosornio5885 4 года назад +73

      Christopher Mondy couldn’t have said it better

    • @semkok7759
      @semkok7759 4 года назад +9

      Alex nigga stormtroopers aren’t innocent

    • @ExOAstr0
      @ExOAstr0 4 года назад +15

      Joshua Robertson They abducted as kids and brainwashed to think like that. They know nothing else besides taking orders or die because they don’t.

    • @commodorenorrington8018
      @commodorenorrington8018 4 года назад +7

      Speerical they portrayed Luke’s character soooo well in that campaign mission. Can’t even believe how much the new movies fucked up luke...

    • @optiicall6819
      @optiicall6819 4 года назад

      @Alex true

  • @michaelalvarez898
    @michaelalvarez898 4 года назад +1807

    Your critique on how they made Finn into the “funny black character” is actually really valid and I’m surprised that no one else has talked about this

    • @ligmaemperor7064
      @ligmaemperor7064 4 года назад +119

      And they brag about being diverse and shit when they just play into their stereotypes. Diversity doesn't do shit unless you do something new instead of the stereotype

    • @darthslothious2382
      @darthslothious2382 4 года назад +46

      Michael Alvarez it’s this reason why I haven’t seen TROS. The Last Jedi was a joke. Rey could have a backstory as well as Snoke. But pissing on the most interesting new character... thanks Disney

    • @averageinternettroll
      @averageinternettroll 4 года назад +21

      Also with all of this "diversity," I never see that many different species of aliens. RA CIST

    • @zacharytomes5202
      @zacharytomes5202 4 года назад +11

      They made him into a Minstrel character.

    • @tyo6896
      @tyo6896 4 года назад +2

      They tired to kill him in number 7. I do not care for any of the actors really...cept Han...and Chewbacca. #7 was way better than 8 and 9. I have a hard time watching #8 and #9.....

  • @1995VINVIN
    @1995VINVIN 4 года назад +3108

    I'm sad for Mark Hamill😥 he wholly disagreed with TLJ, yet he still gave 300%

    • @Scroteydada
      @Scroteydada 4 года назад +48

      Like Alec Guinness in a very similar role

    • @lt.duckeditchannel2473
      @lt.duckeditchannel2473 4 года назад +148

      You know it's bad when even Luke is saying " WTF is happening to me ".

    • @shaevizla
      @shaevizla 4 года назад +83

      Carrie Fisher too, whose last movie was that pile of garbage

    • @Androtar
      @Androtar 4 года назад +98

      Mark Hammil shows how amazing he is as an actor by not vomiting every time he had to repeat a piece of Rian Johnson's scrip out loud. I think as you said, that Rian was actually a detriment to the minorities and diversity of the film.

    • @GrimmtokiAMV
      @GrimmtokiAMV 4 года назад +15

      @Knusper Katze did u leave out the part of the interview when he said he was wrong? Oh wait he was "paid" to say that. What about his disagreements with Geroge on the OT? selective complaining

  • @antborb7215
    @antborb7215 4 года назад +1222

    You sir have made me love the Prequel and Original trilogies even more and made me hate the Sequel trilogy even more. This vid is great.

    • @bluellama2348
      @bluellama2348 4 года назад +6

      Ant Borb agreed

    • @Joe-ww8uw
      @Joe-ww8uw 4 года назад +4

      Ant Borb lmao your pfp
      You look like bootleg Madvillain

    • @jean-lucpicard5528
      @jean-lucpicard5528 4 года назад +3

      Well spoken sir

    • @nidalklink8417
      @nidalklink8417 4 года назад +9

      Describe the sequel trilogy in one word: trash

    • @draconian1777
      @draconian1777 4 года назад +8

      This just shows how much Disney has fucked up and strayed from walt's path of making movies that everyone will enjoy

  • @monstermash1571
    @monstermash1571 4 года назад +7190

    #9: Luke, Han, and Leia never get a reunion and never will.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +551

      Biggest missed opportunity of modern cinema

    • @udhavveersinghbhatia9524
      @udhavveersinghbhatia9524 4 года назад +675

      #10 they killed all the skywalkers.

    • @udhavveersinghbhatia9524
      @udhavveersinghbhatia9524 4 года назад +477

      #11 they did not show the war between the new republic and the first order.

    • @Jack-jh2ls
      @Jack-jh2ls 4 года назад +125

      0:21
      Ok so I actually did fart at that exact moment and it was just a coincidence and it really took my by storm to say the least.

    • @Gluzzer
      @Gluzzer 4 года назад +6

      Chris Montgomery would have been way too fan servicey

  • @jacobrivera8136
    @jacobrivera8136 4 года назад +2289

    Hell the robot chicken sketches are more canon than the new movies

    • @koatam
      @koatam 4 года назад +123

      Vader: I have altered the deal, Pray I don't alter it any further.
      Lando: This deal is getting worse all the time
      Vader: These are clown shoes, you will wear them and refer to yourself as Mary!

    • @bjrnhalfhand2258
      @bjrnhalfhand2258 4 года назад +71

      Gary the Stormtrooper should definitely be made canon. Also the Robot Chicken Boba.

    • @andrewjmesser
      @andrewjmesser 4 года назад +26

      They really are - Lucas included them as special features on the Full Saga Blu Ray pack...

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 4 года назад +35

      Hell, even the Family Guy parodies are more consistent

    • @bjrnhalfhand2258
      @bjrnhalfhand2258 4 года назад +24

      @@scottski02 that weird "ya mamma" skit at the start of TLJ made me feel like I was watching a Family Guy Star Wars episode.

  • @Talal_111
    @Talal_111 4 года назад +657

    “Why these old ladies are giggling on my screen” lmao

  • @eggselent9814
    @eggselent9814 4 года назад +1875

    The only movie from Disney who i think belongs in the canon is Rogue one

    • @indycarlegion
      @indycarlegion 4 года назад +211

      Rogue One, great one! Even the female lead was much better than Rey.

    • @manavbhalla2861
      @manavbhalla2861 4 года назад +63

      That and Solo too.

    • @parkermaki3799
      @parkermaki3799 4 года назад +51

      manav bhalla Solo is tough for me because his EU origin is still superior

    • @manavbhalla2861
      @manavbhalla2861 4 года назад +43

      Parker Maki Yeah, but that’s far from canon anymore so...
      Anyway, I basically just hate the Sequels. They should leave this era alone now except Mandalorian and continue with Old Republic or something

    • @parkermaki3799
      @parkermaki3799 4 года назад +26

      manav bhalla that’s why I love Dave Filoni. He is able to change things but still make them satisfying to people like me that love Legends

  • @yaboiramses
    @yaboiramses 4 года назад +2271

    All I can say is, Thank you. Thank you showing all my rage of Disney Star Wars in one video

    • @Higashikata
      @Higashikata 4 года назад +20

      was about to comment the same thing, but you've captioned everything I wanted to say

    • @bryanneideffer3969
      @bryanneideffer3969 4 года назад +16

      And how about that Mary Sue...training meh..who needs that when you have Disney Magic!!😞

    • @JSession
      @JSession 4 года назад +1

      He’s going to need to update this real soon

    • @lillyhasund1846
      @lillyhasund1846 4 года назад

    • @grif419
      @grif419 4 года назад

      Bryan it is not Disney magic it is the power of having a vagina.

  • @___________11121
    @___________11121 4 года назад +518

    What Disney did is they wasted every other character’s arc so Rey could be the only real character, but then they failed with Rey’s arc so it all turned into crap

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 4 года назад +46

      The irony of making an entire trilogy around a "good and strong female character" and having Kylo Ren, the pissy straight white male, being the only good one LMAO

    • @ag4l963
      @ag4l963 4 года назад +2

      @@anonymousproductionsxd2912 correct

    • @lukeluke286
      @lukeluke286 4 года назад +13

      @@DeadKraken i mean rey is the weakest female jedi, The only fucking female jedi that has a good arc and personality is ahsoka tano

    • @JoseRivera-er1xu
      @JoseRivera-er1xu 4 года назад +4

      @@lukeluke286 Ahsoka Tano is way better than Rey

    • @lukeluke286
      @lukeluke286 4 года назад +2

      @Keith Marshall lol yeh. Sruff she does should take decades of training, youre not just able to use a lightsabre because you have the force thats stupid she could hold back ship like its nothing eventhough its hard for yoda to lift s tiny x wing eventhoug he has had century's of expiernce at least they had ahsoka be able to do that because she actually trained in the force and stuff. But even with al that power rey has leia and ahsoka could beat her with theyre eyes closed no doubt in my mind.

  • @justinpaul9704
    @justinpaul9704 4 года назад +803

    Putting Leia in a coma just so you can make room to bring in Holdo might be the dumbest decision of this movie

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 года назад +50

      Maybe Carrie refused to dye her hair purple and they needed that for the outrage mob to show they ticked EVERY minority box

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 года назад +13

      Could you have imagined what things would've been like if Poe mutinied against Leia instead? *That* would've ticked off more check boxes and been a lot more compelling, which giving some needed character screen time.

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 4 года назад +10

      Why couldn't they have let her die along with Carrie Fisher? They decide to have her stick around and die in Rise of Skywalker and make the extra effort of working unused footage of her into the movie.

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 4 года назад

      @@GeneralG1810 But within the new main cast, only Rey is female. Unless you count Rose Tico who was only significant to The Last Jedi. But within the trio of Finn, Poe and Rey, Rey is the girl in the trio. If they wanted that feminism message, how many girls should be in the main cast compared to boys? Even with Rey as the main protagonist, would a radical feminist direction allow for Finn and Poe's best moments?

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 года назад +6

      @@SeanWheeler100 But look at her, she's an over powered over qualified women who can do anything, and every man around her is an incompetent moron. The problem isn't female presence in the SW franchise, the problem is POORLY WRITTEN females in the SW franchise.
      Besides you're forgetting Captain Phasma and Maz Kanata, more strong women surrounded by incompetent men
      Are you seeing a pattern here?

  • @fedegualandri7949
    @fedegualandri7949 4 года назад +135

    "why are these two ladies giggling on my screen while Luke is hiding in a cave" that's a pretty accurate description

    • @brisca6010
      @brisca6010 4 года назад +1

      When they did that i litaraly deayed a little inside

  • @caseybledsoe770
    @caseybledsoe770 4 года назад +1043

    Chewie: "Urgrgrgrgrgr!"
    Han: "I know"

    • @space3817
      @space3817 4 года назад +22

      that line really hit home

    • @TheCatIsAMonster
      @TheCatIsAMonster 4 года назад +4

      What I wanted from Han and chewie goodbye would be chewie holding han before he goes to Kylo and Han saying “I need to do this” and yknow

    • @bjornvermehren8709
      @bjornvermehren8709 4 года назад +1

      @@TheCatIsAMonster Well as beautiful as such a scene would have been, I can understand, why they didn't do it. JJ tried (as far as I understand this) to make Han's death as suprising as it could be. And I have to admit: It worked on me. Every little goodbye would have spoilered this moment.

    • @jangounchained5279
      @jangounchained5279 4 года назад +2

      @@bjornvermehren8709 youre an idiot because this Disney films are NOT STAR WARS !!! FU@K BOB IGER AND CUNTLEENE KENNEDY AND JARJARABRAMS AND RUIN MANBABY JONSON 🖕🤬🖕 !!!

    • @kaspedkk
      @kaspedkk 4 года назад +3

      Would you try not calling a person an idiot for bringing a valid point to the table. At the end of the day we are all dissapointed at the sequels but we are also in this togehter. So try not to trashtalk a fellow starwars fan.

  • @magicman3163
    @magicman3163 4 года назад +700

    How did Rey inherit Han’s ship if anything it would go to Chewbacca his best friend or by law his son not some stranger.

    • @udhavveersinghbhatia9524
      @udhavveersinghbhatia9524 4 года назад +118

      Well she kinda just took it.

    • @Tributronbluewhiteman
      @Tributronbluewhiteman 4 года назад +80

      Because who needs believable characters when you have strong independently labeled women of which is shoved down our throats.

    • @magicman3163
      @magicman3163 4 года назад +13

      Udhav Veer Singh Bhatia Imagine how awesome a first order or Chewbacca Millennium Falcon would’ve looked like

    • @belias360
      @belias360 4 года назад +4

      Did you have this complaint with Leia or Mon Mothma? 🤨😐😑

    • @phloxxic1387
      @phloxxic1387 4 года назад +10

      It's another example of how the OT characters were destroyed in Dipsney Star Wars. The Millennium Falcon, Which played a pivotal role in destroying not one, but two death stars, was one of the most iconic ships in the lore of Star Wars. NOPE...it's just a broken down abandoned piece of junk on some forgotten backwater planet. Nothing to see here....

  • @jammygammy3769
    @jammygammy3769 4 года назад +1324

    “Luke Skywalker is nerd Jesus.”
    Obi-Wan: am I a joke to you?

  • @Willrc57
    @Willrc57 4 года назад +753

    I love how Mark Hamill hates the Sequel Trilogy as much as we do.

    • @ностромов
      @ностромов 4 года назад +7

      Remember he acted in it and took the check. ;)

    • @maxmax-zl2hq
      @maxmax-zl2hq 4 года назад +8

      ностромов he did that bescude he trustet the new drictoer lol

    • @bassistofheavymetal
      @bassistofheavymetal 3 года назад +8

      @@ностромов lmao you are one dumb ass piece of shit

    • @maxmax-zl2hq
      @maxmax-zl2hq 3 года назад +5

      @Six Paths Naruto look it up he said it himself lol

    • @ThisHandleSystemCanGetNicked
      @ThisHandleSystemCanGetNicked 3 года назад +8

      @Caleb Irizarry He hates it. His attitude alone during the press event didn't leave much to the imagination.

  • @maximnolan8151
    @maximnolan8151 4 года назад +750

    Luke Skywalker is Star Wars Jesus
    *Laughs in hello there*

    • @nickname_Kanzan
      @nickname_Kanzan 4 года назад +34

      Laughs on the high ground

    • @haydensewall2537
      @haydensewall2537 4 года назад +5

      This is cute, but I think it is not necessarily Jesus that Luke emulates but a montage of David and Jonathan in the Bible. David was the builder of a new nation from the broken pieces of an old republic, and this is what Luke was. David and Jonathan were inseparable friends, but what George Lucas did was (ingeniously) to merge the two people into one, so that Luke is the son of an evil king, but Lucas' genius twist was that Luke Skywalker was that prince and didn't know it. Study the books of 1 and 2 Samuel and you'll see what I'm talking about. (Also study Samuel as a prototype of Obi Wan) George Lucas knew how to capture the ethos from the Bible and market it, but Rian Johnson doesn't - I think saw this in somebody's notes or something and was chosen by Kathleen Kennedy who had her own agenda. In the early part of David's life, he slayed Goliath, but he refused to kill king Saul because he felt like there may still be good in him. However, at the end of his life, David couldn't do with his son Absalom what he did with Saul. He still didn't want to kill him, but instead he left the army all together and ran. He got involved in an affair to distract himself from what he really should have been doing in battle. Basically, if you see Luke Skywalker as a modern upgrade of the David story, then what they did with Luke was perfectly in line with David's disappointing story arc. The point of the original story was that David could not be 'space Jesus' in real life, no one can! But for Star Wars...meh...whatever.
      If George Lucas was using this example as I hypothesize, then I think he would have had Luke have some of the same weakness when facing Kylo (as David did with Absalom) but I think he would have finished the nine movies by keeping Luke Skywalker as the point of the whole series (hello...title?), instead of having someone basically finish his story for him. "Rey" is the "Solomon" in this comparison, and I don't like that, because she never really earned it. If they insisted on doing what they did, they should have picked up what Rian (bless his heart) started at the end of TLJ by making 'every man, woman, kid, etc' call themselves a Skywalker, but instead kept the ol' spotlight on Mary Sue, like she's the Jesus now. Hmm.

    • @liamdavis3438
      @liamdavis3438 4 года назад +3

      General kenobi!?!?!!??!!?

    • @finleymorris04
      @finleymorris04 4 года назад +3

      Hayden Sewall You're bat shit insane

    • @johnnygreen200
      @johnnygreen200 4 года назад +2

      And Obiwan is Padre Pio

  • @DonnySpielberg
    @DonnySpielberg 4 года назад +641

    "This is how we're gonna win. Not by killing what we hate, but saving what we love." Also Rose: "I wish I could put my fist through the whole of this beautiful town."

    • @releesethekrakan62
      @releesethekrakan62 4 года назад +43

      DonnySpielberg the entire time she gave that stupid little speech to fin, she had just stopped him from saving everyone by attempting to kill him by ramming him. They were right in front of the enemy line as well. They shouldn’t have been able to get back.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 4 года назад +41

      Rose: It's about saving what you love! Not killing what you hate!
      Everyone they love sitting in the background: *gets blown up by the laser battering ram that Poe attempted to destroy*

    • @M0nlyfans
      @M0nlyfans 4 года назад +19

      @@MrSuperbeast92 Finn* Not Poe.

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 4 года назад +26

      D-Day. June 6th, 1944.
      The landing craft heading for the Normandy Beaches never arrive, because the boat pilots are busy ramming each other
      "This is how we win, Yanks! Not by killing what we hate, but by saving what we love!"

    • @sainegray1785
      @sainegray1785 4 года назад +1

      I_Am_Dragoon it's Finn not poe

  • @fatpurp4041
    @fatpurp4041 4 года назад +349

    Rose: Dont kill what we hate, save what we love
    **Their bunker explodes killing hundreds**
    Rose hates the resistance confirmed

    • @theenderking111
      @theenderking111 4 года назад +18

      pinpoint45 Now THAT would be a twist.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/4XKQWIIlhs8/видео.html

    • @markschmidt9142
      @markschmidt9142 4 года назад +12

      But you're not allowed to have a female character be bad, only men can be bad.

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 года назад +2

      Rose was a complete bitch.

  • @quewhyes7605
    @quewhyes7605 4 года назад +109

    Mark hamill himself is more like Luke than Rian Johnson’s version.

  • @bobbyflynn6352
    @bobbyflynn6352 4 года назад +107

    Disney in The Force Awakens: That's not how the force works!
    Disney in The Last Jedi: Princess Poppins.

  • @PViolety
    @PViolety 4 года назад +992

    Palpatine revealing himself to Ben as the voice in his head will basically be the dumbest “it was me all along” moment I’ve ever seen.

    • @riddly5491
      @riddly5491 4 года назад +12

      movies not even out yet, and your judging it on a 1:30 second clip. stfu

    • @magicman3163
      @magicman3163 4 года назад +6

      PURPLEY PRESENT “IT WAS ME DIO!!”

    • @MrThefection
      @MrThefection 4 года назад +5

      IT'S ME AUSTIN!

    • @TheRealDoggoCEO
      @TheRealDoggoCEO 4 года назад +9

      *KONO PALPATINE DA!*

    • @squidlytv
      @squidlytv 4 года назад +6

      That's the thing, these movies have forgotten they are viewed as culture. So the laziness is just bad.

  • @brucewayne8252
    @brucewayne8252 4 года назад +389

    Star Wars is literally an escape from reality for people .
    “Never meet your heroes” doesn’t work.

    • @DamagePointSeeker
      @DamagePointSeeker 4 года назад +18

      "Never meet your heroes" doesn't work in the escape realm, nor in the fantasy realm.
      Thus they told us something that is absolutely BS.

    • @generalmantis4955
      @generalmantis4955 4 года назад +21

      I think "never meet our heroes" still could've worked and been really deep and meaningful. If they had shown Luke to still be a flawed person, despite his herioc qualities or turned him into a tragic figure, who is dissapointed and betrayed by his surroundings, yet never lets go of his beliefs. This version of his progression might have made a good addition to his earlier developement.
      Istead Disney tried accomplishing this by stripping him of all heroic qualities and ripping the very soul from his character. : (

    • @brucewayne8252
      @brucewayne8252 4 года назад +9

      General Mantis
      I totally agree
      Now when you think about it , “never meet your heroes” could’ve been a good concept in a Star Wars film
      But in TLJ they made Luke do the very thing he would NEVER.EVER do
      Which is giving up on Kylo only for having dark thoughts and then he nearly murders him
      While Vader was the most evil man alive yet Luke redeemed him .
      Here , “never meet your heroes “ doesn’t work because we already know everything about this hero and the person we met in TLJ was NO.WAY Luke Skywalker

    • @brucewayne8252
      @brucewayne8252 4 года назад +3

      Alejandro Feo Cecin
      Exactly
      They can take the story any direction they want as long as the characters stay true to themselves.

    • @xxraddude3621
      @xxraddude3621 4 года назад

      General Mantis if he started out as a heroic figure, there wouldn’t be anywhere for his character to go from there. He started the movie as a broken man living with an unimaginable amount of guilt, unable to show his face to those he let down. He closed himself off from everyone. But by the end of the film, he came back as the hero the galaxy knew him as, and “saved what he loved” rather than “fighting what he hates”

  • @josesegura1558
    @josesegura1558 4 года назад +103

    THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL STAR WARS CRITIC VIDEO SAYING HOW DISNEY RUINED IT. ITS JUST PURE FACTS. THIS VIDEO IS THE REASON I SUBSCRIBED.

  • @starfishsicko
    @starfishsicko 4 года назад +1348

    Finn is a great tragedy. So much potential wasted because Rian wanted to tell a "Rich people bad" story

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +193

      Right Finn should be a soldier with ptsd, raised from infancy to be a soldier. Think of the potential. He could have even liberated his fellow stormtroopers. But no rhyme just used him as the funny black guy. So much for progressive diversity

    • @jordankalli4985
      @jordankalli4985 4 года назад +66

      I loved finn so much and they destroyed any faith I have in all disney when they destroyed him.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +45

      @Billy Hill yeah he thought just sprinkling in more women and colored people would make his movie diversive, when that wasnt needed, what was needed was well written characters. star wars has always been diversive, especially with aliens.

    • @TheInternetsJanitor
      @TheInternetsJanitor  4 года назад +115

      You forgot to mention the big reveal of that story line. "People make weapons"

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +44

      @@TheInternetsJanitor you know in the world of star wars I always imagined people made "weapons" but it wasn't until last jedi that I realized how terrible it was. ( sarcasm)

  • @squeek-gaming575
    @squeek-gaming575 4 года назад +331

    Rian: Like this movie or else
    The Internet's Janitor: I'll never turn to the dark side

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +6

      I’m grateful for true fans like this

    • @chasenrose4991
      @chasenrose4991 4 года назад +10

      I am a jedi like George Lucas before me...

  • @officerspider7996
    @officerspider7996 4 года назад +396

    I mean nothing interesting happened to Rey in the Sequels, Luke lost his hand and learned that Darth Vader was his Father and Leia is his Sister. Anakin lost his mother, lost his hand, he went through war and did everything to save his wife at the cost of everything he loved. Rey just learned she was a Palpatine and murdered him an hour later.
    It’s sad

    • @T3noir
      @T3noir 4 года назад +42

      But sequels fans will claim up and down that Rey is a fleshed out and deep character on par with the actual skywalkers 😂😂😂 it’s pretty pathetic really

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 года назад +13

      Anikan lost his human arm and both of his legs and got burn to death he still had his robot arm.

    • @davidstrange2482
      @davidstrange2482 4 года назад +12

      Rey was never challenged or overwhelmed or got beaten like Luke or Anakin or suffered a severe personal defeat It just seemed like everything just worked out for her ! She was too perfect and that is so boring . The scripts from scene to scene and then movie to movie Have no consistency as if they forgot what they did in the first movie the second movie the characters are totally the opposite , like their dispositions I wonder if the last Jedi is a pun for “ we the writers “ hate the Jedi so we will Destroy Luke as a character because he is/was the last Jedi!

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 года назад +19

      Anakin has a padawan Ahsoka that became hated by many but through out THE CLONES WARS she became the most popular female character in STAR WARS franchise and has the best character development ever then Rey.

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 4 года назад +2

      Officer Spider, honestly, that’s 100% true. I personally really like Rey just ‘cause she for me brings a lot of enjoyment on screen but she is not well-written at all.

  • @wcapewell3089
    @wcapewell3089 4 года назад +189

    I think what we all need is a force unleashed movie.

    • @dylancorson8181
      @dylancorson8181 4 года назад +26

      100% agree. I want to see someone slam a star destroyer into a planet on the big screen

    • @silvermagpie1071
      @silvermagpie1071 4 года назад +11

      Or Thrawn trilogy

    • @eke4146
      @eke4146 4 года назад +7

      Thats not canon, but it would make a pretty good movie. Theyd just have to state that it wasnt canon.

    • @Jakshark
      @Jakshark 4 года назад +4

      Absolutely no question about it

    • @TheStig_TG
      @TheStig_TG 4 года назад +4

      I want an old republic trilogy

  • @logantheo
    @logantheo 4 года назад +744

    Luke: says 'laser sword'
    me: literally crying in the theater
    my dad: it's O.K.

    • @looppen9269
      @looppen9269 4 года назад +36

      I'm from Germany and EVEN IN THE GERMAN VERSION HE SAID:"Laser-schwert"

    • @NoNo-lt9bi
      @NoNo-lt9bi 4 года назад +35

      And you just have to say that ur fine but ur not rrly fine but u just have to say it bc they will never trully understand

    • @whatafak7141
      @whatafak7141 4 года назад +7

      @@looppen9269 even in the hungarian version, he said: lézerkard :(

    • @looppen9269
      @looppen9269 4 года назад +7

      @@whatafak7141
      Does any god exist?

    • @whatafak7141
      @whatafak7141 4 года назад

      @@looppen9269 Who talked about any god?

  • @sammyjones6730
    @sammyjones6730 4 года назад +189

    Lord of the Rings 4 with alcoholic Aragorn, and Sauron back with the ring and his army, is actually a really fair comparison to how they handled the Star Wars sequels. It's about the silliest, laziest way they could've gone about making a sequel.

    • @flamingarrow2474
      @flamingarrow2474 4 года назад +12

      Dont forget, fat goblins take over all of gondor, including minas tirith

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- 4 года назад

      You just got that *so* right Sammy... Don't forget how frodo's son is apparently gandalf now

    • @davidsumner7604
      @davidsumner7604 4 года назад

      The biggest problem is that the sequel trilogy basically retreads most of the same ground as the original trilogy. Sequels are supposed to go forward not backward.

    • @Bothandle70
      @Bothandle70 4 года назад +1

      whole plot of LOTR is that sauron is back. try harder next time.

    • @sammyjones6730
      @sammyjones6730 4 года назад

      @@Bothandle70 LMAO alright you win

  • @venoxidegaming1432
    @venoxidegaming1432 4 года назад +191

    "It's like going to war with your grandmother."
    That was a good line and a good laugh.

  • @rablopx
    @rablopx 4 года назад +162

    Luke: Where did you come from?
    Rey: Nowhere.
    Luke: Nobody lives at nowhere.
    Rey: Jakku.
    Luke: Okay, Jakku is technically nowhere.
    From The Last Jedi

    • @looppen9269
      @looppen9269 4 года назад +49

      Jakku is just the same planet as Tatoine, but less cool...

    • @funky2711
      @funky2711 4 года назад +18

      but without the skywalkers

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 года назад +4

      Best and only moment ever in the film.

    • @MB-ux9me
      @MB-ux9me 4 года назад +5

      They wanted to be marvel so bad. But that just isn't star wars. Star wars always took itself very seriously and all of a sudden we have a worse version of the MCU? No Thanks disney

    • @xxraddude3621
      @xxraddude3621 4 года назад +1

      1LBoosted the other movies had a lot of goofy humor; don’t act like it’s exclusive to the Disney movies

  • @Tony-rn5fm
    @Tony-rn5fm 4 года назад +1254

    i will NEVER accept disney star wars as canon.
    the skywalker saga was over with return of the jedi.

    • @joelk03
      @joelk03 4 года назад +28

      Or you could make the Thrawn Trilogy the sequel trilogy.

    • @parkermaki3799
      @parkermaki3799 4 года назад +14

      T O X I N or the legacy of the force novels. The fall of jacen Solo was so so good and that’s what source material they should’ve grabbed.

    • @ahsokatano5498
      @ahsokatano5498 4 года назад +9

      Not even Clone Wars?...

    • @joelk03
      @joelk03 4 года назад +26

      @@ahsokatano5498 The Clone Wars and the Prequels got me into Star Wars. The Clone Wars is canon.

    • @nerevarchthn6860
      @nerevarchthn6860 4 года назад +10

      Ahsoka Tano clone wars is prequel

  • @Jm-ki4su
    @Jm-ki4su 4 года назад +144

    that part where Finn was saved at the last moment from sacrificing himself was stupid and unneeded.

    • @tyo6896
      @tyo6896 4 года назад +2

      So many scenes that should have been left out... Cuz they were a waste...i didn't care about these characters at all...
      Cept Luke. And chewy, lando was cool.
      For the record, if you are old, doesn't mean ya give up lol, and that Kathleen Kennedy should respect the older men that came before her that made this franchise what it was. Not the political agendas, captain marvel blew my mind a bit, at least the female characters were not weak and passive.

    • @SuperFitzieZX
      @SuperFitzieZX 4 года назад +2

      Jm 115 also Rose gets completely friend-zoned after all of that

  • @rahmellbrown162
    @rahmellbrown162 4 года назад +300

    I redeemed his father but wouldn’t try to save his nephew..WTF

    • @sageoz9886
      @sageoz9886 4 года назад +18

      If he had that vision, he'd just give the kid more hugs. We are talking premonitions of what the kid was going to become without intervention right? So if you're worried your nephew is having problems do you murder him in his sleep? Regular people wouldn't do this let alone the greatest hero of the light side. Makes you wonder wtf is actually wrong within the slimy void of Rian's jack o'lantern head

  • @Clewz13
    @Clewz13 4 года назад +60

    John Favreau and Dave Filoni should just be in charge of everything Star Wars from now on

    • @jorgetorres9952
      @jorgetorres9952 4 года назад +3

      We should start an official pettion

    • @akafhyr9551
      @akafhyr9551 3 года назад +3

      Well luckily they pretty much are. Cathleen’s contract apparently only allowed her to work on one Star Wars project at a time. But when Disney realizes that Dave and John bring in the BIG bucks they’ll swap over

    • @theblacksmyth832
      @theblacksmyth832 3 года назад +2

      This comment has aged like fine wine.

  • @jamesdawson2906
    @jamesdawson2906 4 года назад +251

    They say “the last Jedi is a KIDS MOVIE”
    Literally halfway through the film Luke tried to kill a kid in his sleep.

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 4 года назад +8

      Good , let them know , that parents don't have to put up with their s#it.

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 4 года назад +4

      Yeah kids can handle deaths on tv. America doesn't believe kids can watch someone in a movie die. That's just dumb

    • @NoNo-lt9bi
      @NoNo-lt9bi 4 года назад +5

      The coments here r true but not bc he has a godamn bad dream they r just tryng to hide the fact that they r just shit writers that dont know crap about star wars behind them veing able to let kids watch this movie alone like tf

    • @AlexanderTheBloodraven
      @AlexanderTheBloodraven 4 года назад

      It also has suicide in it.

    • @jennagouvin5516
      @jennagouvin5516 4 года назад +1

      Me: Laughs in star wars pregules

  • @gabrielferreirapadilha5320
    @gabrielferreirapadilha5320 4 года назад +202

    The perfect ending for Chewie and Han would be this: "Han sees Kylo in the bridge while setting the bomb in TFA. Han says "goodbye Chewie, see you in the Falcon." Than Chewie says: "wooooooohhoooo". And Han says: "I know". And then It ends just as we know. What do you guys think?

  • @Dsturb85
    @Dsturb85 4 года назад +70

    When Han died they gave almost no attention to Chewi mourning for him at all it. But when Leia died suddenly chewi gets a huge grief stricken scene? They treated hans death as if chewi really didn't care and got over it instantly.

    • @nstice1
      @nstice1 4 года назад +10

      Daniel Sturby Han has “toxic masculinity” because he’s a cocky man...remember who runs this franchise now?

    • @Bothandle70
      @Bothandle70 4 года назад

      except they did and chewie even shot kylo.

    • @Canny1607
      @Canny1607 4 года назад

      It’s because Disney made it and Han is a male and they don’t respect him

  • @hasanwallah7015
    @hasanwallah7015 4 года назад +164

    I actually walked out of last Jedi when Leia did the Marry Poppins

    • @JosephSmith-lm4ri
      @JosephSmith-lm4ri 4 года назад +35

      When the movie was over, my dad turned to me and asked: "what just happened" and the only answer I had was: "I don't know".
      It was seriously so bad that it broke my brain trying to process it in the theater.

    • @Kremmen2001
      @Kremmen2001 4 года назад +19

      I went to see it with my wife and at the end she asked me what I thought of it. I honestly didn't know what to say. It wasn't a Star Wars movie. No idea what it actually was, but it wasn't Star Wars. Not by a long chalk.

    • @chazzdimitriadis9064
      @chazzdimitriadis9064 4 года назад +14

      Ikr. I wait 43 years... a lifetime literally, just to have them wipe their rear-end and throw in the trash all my favorite life long daydreams. Yep it was just a story, it was just a movie... idiot. To say it is just a movie, to reduce all the ill feelings Star Wars fans to "It is just a movie" kind of highlights your ignorance. I was in the military when episode 3 came out. The entire Pacific Fleet got 1/2 a day off of work to go and see it. This story began when I was 5 years old and has been in my life literally dam near always AND I had to wait 3 years between each chapter (roughly). It was marketed brilliantly. The entire planet is aware of Star Wars. (Laughing to myself at you.) It is just a movie.

    • @Kremmen2001
      @Kremmen2001 4 года назад +2

      Chazz Dimitriadis I’m assuming you’re replying to me, but I really don’t see what you’re on about. I didn’t like the film - but I’m wondering if you understood that. To clarify: to me it wasn’t Star Wars. It shat on everything Star Wars was. Rain Johnson didn’t understand the mythology, he didn’t get the relationship between the characters. The Force Awakens wasn’t a great addition to the canon, but at least Abrams got it and in one fell swoop Johnson destroyed everything that Abrams had set up for the sequels. Last Jedi is a well made film, but it doesn’t belong in the Star Wars universe.

    • @Kremmen2001
      @Kremmen2001 4 года назад +2

      Chazz Dimitriadis Oh and I didn’t say “it was just a movie” - idiot.

  • @monstermash1571
    @monstermash1571 4 года назад +272

    YES, I love this guy and I'm glad he fell on this side of the fence. The Rise of Skywalker comes out next week but there's no denying the Disney Star Wars was one of the biggest missed opportunities in cinema history

    • @monstermash1571
      @monstermash1571 4 года назад +15

      @Deescrypto...Shit your right. Could you imagine telling yourself, Han Luke and Leia never get a reunion in Episode 7. You would never believe it.

    • @loganwithlightsabers3051
      @loganwithlightsabers3051 4 года назад +4

      Hell yea man shit trips me out that Disney killed it with marvel but they can’t get Star Wars right

    • @liamturcotte9303
      @liamturcotte9303 4 года назад +3

      Logan with lightsabers that's the problem. Marvel is too successful. Disney is trying to make Star Wars exactly like Marvel, but themed in the future pretty much.

    • @liamturcotte9303
      @liamturcotte9303 4 года назад +1

      Chris Montgomery I'm seeing the new movie in theaters... God, I hated a bad feeling about this.

    • @callmeviper7723
      @callmeviper7723 4 года назад +1

      Chris Montgomery the movie is a fucking joke and failure.

  • @honiswagner7674
    @honiswagner7674 4 года назад +113

    Your point about Finn becoming the Joke of the movies is spot on and all the movies had that pointless humor added. Han had charm and that brought comedy. Leah was clever and that brought comedy. Luke had innocence and that brought moments of humor. The new writers were unable to create any of that in my opinion.

  • @tomgriffiths2622
    @tomgriffiths2622 4 года назад +459

    Luke is NERD Jesus
    that's why roundhead hates him

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +63

      You’ve gotta a point I mean any real fan of Star Wars would have treasured Luke but rj just wanted to make him sad and depressing just like himself

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 4 года назад +6

      guess they still hate nerds

    • @tomgriffiths2622
      @tomgriffiths2622 4 года назад +2

      Electric Angel yeppers

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara 4 года назад +8

      @@electricangel4488 The people who made and like The Last Jedi are the same people who used to bully me for being a nerd, before nerd culture became popular. When they saw that it had become popular they jumped onboard the bandwagon and pretended like they were into it their whole lives. As soon as something new replaces nerd culture as the new cool thing they will abandon nerd culture.
      I hate these people, they are parasites and they have broken and ruined almost every franchise and fictional work I care about.

    • @alabasterlamb7982
      @alabasterlamb7982 4 года назад +3

      I loved this line

  • @jtszabo1691
    @jtszabo1691 4 года назад +117

    I saw the last Jedi twice in theaters and nobody laughed when he threw the light saber. I actually heard people discussing why he did that, a few people thought maybe he turned to the Darkside

    • @isaiahmaldonado349
      @isaiahmaldonado349 4 года назад +6

      I'm pretty sure the reason he threw it away was because he didn't believe in the ideology of the Jedi anymore and the sight of the Lightsaber brings up memories that he would rather forget.

    • @jtszabo1691
      @jtszabo1691 4 года назад +1

      James Swift those were my exact thoughts the first time I saw it

    • @isaiahmaldonado349
      @isaiahmaldonado349 4 года назад +1

      @@jtszabo1691 I hate people talking about Last Jedi and Luke Skywalker in that movie as shit. They aren't, they are just as much as Star Wars as the fucking Ewok Adventures.

    • @johnalred6086
      @johnalred6086 4 года назад +6

      Once he threw his light saber and walked off, I threw my popcorn and walked out. Luke was leading me by example...I followed.

    • @xxraddude3621
      @xxraddude3621 4 года назад

      John Alred someone doesn’t get character development

  • @toarexer
    @toarexer 4 года назад +567

    One of my friends just stood up when Luke throwed away his father's lightsaber and left the cinema in the first 10 minutes of the movie!

    • @danielbrown140
      @danielbrown140 4 года назад +34

      Toarexer :D my brother walked out of the first movie 1/2 through with his gf.

    • @quentinistcool9197
      @quentinistcool9197 4 года назад +5

      F

    • @Bothandle70
      @Bothandle70 4 года назад +4

      did he stood up when luke did that in ROTJ?

    • @kaspedkk
      @kaspedkk 4 года назад +12

      Andhelloagain that was his own lightsaber

    • @wildcat8797
      @wildcat8797 4 года назад

      I waited until TFA was a available to rent online, & I’m glad I did. I didn’t think the best 2 could be worse than the 1st but wow was I wrong. I kind of did the same thing when I watched Luke toss his father’s saber. I changed to something else on Netflix (TLJ was so bad it went to Netflix immediately lol). Took me a few weeks to try watching the rest.

  • @floridafan561
    @floridafan561 4 года назад +611

    I love Mark Hamill and how he’s on our side with Disney Star Wars being trash.

    • @judeannethecandorchannel2153
      @judeannethecandorchannel2153 4 года назад +1

      What about the subsequent footage of him saying he changed his mind?

    • @JinchK
      @JinchK 4 года назад +35

      jude steiner-hall It’s clearly just damage control by Disney making him say that.

    • @judeannethecandorchannel2153
      @judeannethecandorchannel2153 4 года назад +1

      @@JinchK
      Maybe...
      🤷‍♀️
      (Mikey of FilmJoy disliked TLJ at 1st but fell in love with it on the 3rd viewing.)
      Some RUclipsrs have pointed out that once JJ Abrams said Luke was in hiding it was very hard to come up with an explanation of why he had cut himself off from his friends and family and the resistance *and* the force that wouldn't make him look like a coward or and asshole. So Rian Johnson's hands were somewhat tied, as JJ Abrams with his mystery Box theory didn't invent a way to deal with the problem he set up.

    • @craftpaint1644
      @craftpaint1644 4 года назад

      He recanted those statements and says now he "understands" what rian was trying to do.

    • @austinjohnsen4430
      @austinjohnsen4430 4 года назад +5

      jude steiner-hall, *the candor channel* Mark also said in an interview from last year that he was hornswoggled into coming back for these movies.

  • @scottstapp6763
    @scottstapp6763 4 года назад +332

    Disney: wait a minute Star Wars Fans like Luke Leia and Han?

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 года назад +44

      But....But..... They're white and lack diversity, it's almost as if people care more about good characters and storylines than woke PC agenda's

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 года назад +16

      Speaking of, if they wanted diversity and the old cast, why the hell wasn't Lando in this except in the last movie? Hell, I'd have brought him in the first movie. He could just be the looking for Han's ship instead of Han abandoning his wife and stuff in order to regress as a character.
      Then, Han could meet up with them and die as Ford wanted. It'd have been much better.
      Or, they could've brought Lando in for Last Jedi. He could've been in that cell with them complaining about how he was on a good streak, then got cheated. How much fun would it have been when there was a betrayal reveal for Lando to be there and it *not* have been him doing it?

    • @dledman
      @dledman 4 года назад +5

      @@InfernosReaper they could of went with the Starwars Legends arc and presented Grand Admiral Thrawn the blue skinned Chiss and his personal assassin Rouhk the Noghri as the new cold, calculating, genius, relaitable antagonists. No wait we can't have diversity or iq in our villians: can't have genius level intelligent "aliens", they always need to be white, incompetent patriarchal males overlording the white zealot/patriotic imperials.

  • @uncleflagzz
    @uncleflagzz 4 года назад +361

    The Disney Trilogy is an utter failure and I refuse to believe this is canon. This will never be canon to me.

    • @xxraddude3621
      @xxraddude3621 4 года назад +1

      Replace “Disney Trilogy” with “a prequel Trilogy” and you are spot on

    • @tameturner1516
      @tameturner1516 4 года назад +7

      Noah bro did you watch the sequels for the plot or the cinematic quality, I mean c’mon now you must’ve gotten piped by Adam driver if you think that

    • @xxraddude3621
      @xxraddude3621 4 года назад

      Ahsoka Tano cinematically, the sequels are much better. The force awakens is a very good movie, and the last Jedi is decent. I know that the rise of skywalker kinda sucks but in the prequel trilogy 2 of them are bad and 1 of them is good

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 года назад +8

      @@xxraddude3621 Based on what? Objectively the prequels are better movies. Before you mention Rotten Tomatoes, they gave Ghostbusters 2016 a good rating. Before you mention the acting, it's fine. Even if you have a problem with it, the acting in the sequels are much more annoying.

    • @serpentsepia6638
      @serpentsepia6638 4 года назад +7

      There's talk that the Disney trilogy sequel was just an alternate universe and not the real timeline.

  • @Saikoes
    @Saikoes 4 года назад +108

    Finn had so much potential. He would've been such a great protag.

    • @ricksanchez9988
      @ricksanchez9988 4 года назад +3

      He'd make a great Jedi that is for sure.

    • @jamesb6080
      @jamesb6080 4 года назад

      Oh God no

    • @rottenpotato9290
      @rottenpotato9290 4 года назад +8

      James B ok then you, like Rey more?
      I think Fin is flawed and weak that is what could of made him great as a protagonist.
      Rey is perfect. She never failed, always destroyed the enemy and never having the need for external help or knowledge.

    • @shrimpfry880
      @shrimpfry880 4 года назад +1

      Ngl i first tought that Finn is going to be the protag of the sequels

    • @Saikoes
      @Saikoes 4 года назад

      @@shrimpfry880 Me too tbh

  • @tuckerjohnston1844
    @tuckerjohnston1844 4 года назад +1054

    The Mandalorian is far better than the Sequel Trilogy. I have spoken.

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад +4

      Strike that. It SHOULD be the sequel trilogy!

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад +55

      @Gaius Wyrden you mean BESIDES the fact we follow a MANDALORIAN bounty hunter?

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад +7

      @Am I a cat? ? very true dude. (Btw yes you're a cat)

    • @stevenbean9731
      @stevenbean9731 4 года назад +60

      Gaius Wyrden “has nothing to do with mandalorians”
      >main character follows Mandalorian culture
      >main character was taken in by mandalorians
      >main character lives and fights alongside a large group of mandalorians
      >main character wears armor made of Beskar/Mandalorian Steel
      good meme

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад +19

      @@stevenbean9731 and the fact he ain't a gary sue. Remind me, didn't he nearly DIE in the season finale?

  • @NineHundredDollarydoos
    @NineHundredDollarydoos 4 года назад +330

    "Leia has lost everything. She has lost her husband, her son, her brother, her father, her mother, her home planet and the Republic she fought so hard for."
    She also lost her actress. Whatever character development she goes through in Episode IX, it might as well not be real.

    • @23AlexandreJ
      @23AlexandreJ 4 года назад +3

      JJ Abram's made his best to make her last recorded scenes meaningful, and damn they were.

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад +19

      @@23AlexandreJ no they weren't. They were asspulls. Think about it. If he wanted to portray her as a Jedi, he should've done that in Episode VII

    • @23AlexandreJ
      @23AlexandreJ 4 года назад +3

      @@MrWill9002 well, he didn't know Carrie Fisher was going to die when he made ep 7.

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад +4

      @@23AlexandreJ regardless it is still disrespectful

    • @23AlexandreJ
      @23AlexandreJ 4 года назад +10

      @@MrWill9002 this whole trilogy is :v

  • @guifdcanalli
    @guifdcanalli 4 года назад +39

    I remember the old days
    Before the dark times
    Before Disney Empire and the Darth Kennedy the Cruel

  • @bogustoast22none25
    @bogustoast22none25 4 года назад +254

    Finn’s character development frustrates me the most.

    • @УрошКалиниченко
      @УрошКалиниченко 4 года назад +8

      If they just let JJ Abrams direct the Last Jedi...... Sure, it still wouldn't be great, But when you give the most PIVOTAL movie of a trilogy (the second) to some No name fucking director, it's NEVER going to work out well. Abrams is Famous for having his Fuck you Mysteries in his narratives, But when Ryan Johnson just swiped them all down, Abrams has to try and spend the LAST movie reversing Ryan's fuck ups.
      If he directed the whole trilogy, maybe it wouldn't be as bad of a garbage heap as it is now...... Because tbh, I kinda liked the force Awakens. I thought it was gonna be good, after all, The first movie in a trilogy is NEVER the strongest one, so you could only go up from there....... Until they didn't -_-

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 4 года назад +2

      For real. If you hold your hand over the left half of the poster for The Force Awakens and just look at the right half, doesn't that look like such a good movie? Han, Leia, and Chewbacca, and a new Jedi: a hero risen from the ranks of the Empire. He would have been a cool allusion to Anakin, who fell from the ranks of the Jedi to join the Dark Side. The Force Awakens was decent, bu the next two ruined everything.

    • @ryanfierro4897
      @ryanfierro4897 4 года назад +1

      The most frustrating thing about his character development was how short it was. After 10 mins he had fully developed and was just kinda static. Not to mention JJ handed Rian a perfectly good character in Finn which Rian subsequently throws away like everything else he was handed. Basically JJ can make a good movie, but he can’t make an original plot. Rian Johnson took a crap on the entirety of Star Wars cus he doesn’t give a fuck about the franchise or working with what he’s been given. All he did was do what Kathy Kennedy screwed into his head. And then TROS was dumb because not only did JJ have to completely fix everything Rian Johnson fucked up, he continues to have no creativity hence bringing back Palpatine, but again he’s known for not being able to end a fucking story, so he was also a poor choice for Ep. 9. It’s all just so tragic.

    • @bigman4560
      @bigman4560 4 года назад +4

      bogustoast22 none wtf are you talking about?!?! His character changes a lot in the movies, he progressively gets worse and more annoying in each one😂😂😂🤣

  • @TheCatIsAMonster
    @TheCatIsAMonster 4 года назад +138

    Also instead of Luke yeeting the lightsaber maybe they could’ve made him breakdown or just say he can’t do it.

    • @billross9132
      @billross9132 4 года назад +10

      Or you know just...put it down instead of tossing it away with no respect

    • @Twisthiphop
      @Twisthiphop 4 года назад

      Imagine Ahsoka doing the same thing Luke did in TCW S5 Finale with her Padawan dread

    • @candacehoup3775
      @candacehoup3775 4 года назад +1

      @@Twisthiphop oh no he couldn't see it

    • @Twisthiphop
      @Twisthiphop 4 года назад

      @@candacehoup3775 ahaha

    • @harrysagamo7323
      @harrysagamo7323 4 года назад +4

      Or at least hand it back to Rey and then make him less of an asshole

  • @DISTurbedwaffle918
    @DISTurbedwaffle918 4 года назад +494

    Leia has lost everything; her family, her status, her soldiers, *her actress*

    • @SoccerBoyAP
      @SoccerBoyAP 4 года назад +32

      and Disney, now owning Star Wars, won't make her a Disney Princess... motherfuckers

    • @lunarscorpio3987
      @lunarscorpio3987 4 года назад +20

      Leia deserves to be immortalized as a Disney Princess.

    • @evacslived5028
      @evacslived5028 4 года назад +3

      DISTurbedwaffle918 still got her fans

    • @ezrawyvern6795
      @ezrawyvern6795 4 года назад +6

      And her dignity and importance. Not to mention, being the franchise's poster girl for well-written female characters.

    • @adriansmith7730
      @adriansmith7730 4 года назад +14

      Leia will always be more important than a disney princess

  • @Mhats
    @Mhats 4 года назад +155

    the second i heard a "yo momma" joke on star wars i knew i had a bad feeling about this

    • @andreeariosanu
      @andreeariosanu 4 года назад +2

      What joke?

    • @Bomboy792
      @Bomboy792 4 года назад +4

      It's the scene where Poe tries to talk to Hux in the beginning of ep 8

    • @monotonegoose5314
      @monotonegoose5314 3 года назад +1

      i have a bad feeling about this

    • @jonmurphy4889
      @jonmurphy4889 3 года назад

      Seriously and the use of the word ass... I mean what's next holy shit?! It just doesn't fit the Star Wars Universe, damn & Hell always fit, but when they started making ass jokes in The Last Jedi, Solo, The Rise of Skywalker I really knew it was the beginning of the end... Modern words like cops also threw me for a loop... The Last Jedi is such a terrible movie, I just realized the other day watching (skimming through) it for free on Disney Plus that they literally have John Boyega land next to a steaming pile of space horse shit & sit there for a good minute. I don't know why this hasn't become a meme yet?! Someone needs to create it, screenshot that shit, because that literally is the epitome of the Sequel Trilogy, Finn sitting in front of a steaming pile of shit...

    • @lunakingsley.7247
      @lunakingsley.7247 2 года назад

      @@jonmurphy4889 .... Most of those "modern words" have been said in star wars years before Lucas ever considering selling Lucasfims. But you wouldn't know that because you can't pay attention.

  • @Austin_Schulz
    @Austin_Schulz 4 года назад +747

    "I am all the Sith."
    "I am Iron Man."

    • @edb.7208
      @edb.7208 4 года назад +11

      I AM GROO!!

    • @meem6227
      @meem6227 4 года назад +17

      Mee-sa a sith lord toosa

    • @yuricahere
      @yuricahere 4 года назад +14

      stealing this joke was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @RobimusPrime
      @RobimusPrime 4 года назад

      yuri ca lol, screenrants

    • @mrdilophosaursr410
      @mrdilophosaursr410 4 года назад +6

      Palpatin: I am all sith
      Rey : and I'm gay

  • @Dorian_Gray682
    @Dorian_Gray682 4 года назад +235

    They kind of forgot about making a good film

    • @lillyhasund1846
      @lillyhasund1846 4 года назад

      :3

    • @-thebatman-
      @-thebatman- 4 года назад +1

      Tony Stark cuz strong woman lead is more important than good story

  • @DungeonMagister
    @DungeonMagister 4 года назад +146

    Adding more diversity is not a substitute for good writing.
    While I would love to see more diversity in cinema, it cannot replace good writing.

    • @BigOskiee101
      @BigOskiee101 4 года назад +2

      By woke shit you mean? I'm curious

  • @-______-6536
    @-______-6536 4 года назад +34

    Finn's character imo was really good in the force awakens and then they just shat all over my hopes for his arc in the last two movies. He fled in fear of the first order where blind obedience was indoctrinated into every soldier from birth. He then found himself trying to fit in with the resistance (this is where his internal conflict was introduced) only to feel like an imposter for his lack of heroism. He maintained this feeling until the end where he faces his fear in a hopeless 1v1 with kylo ren. Then after a couple weeks in bag he turns into the galaxie's biggest fucking simp and loyal servant to rian Johnson's bs diversity excuse for criticism.

  • @generalgrevious815
    @generalgrevious815 4 года назад +71

    I heard finn was supposed to be force sensitive, it was supposed to actually be revealed in rise of skywalker which is what finn saying "rey i have to tell you somthing" was supposed to lead to but they cut it.

    • @muhammadhazman9939
      @muhammadhazman9939 4 года назад +15

      If you notice, there is a scene in rise of skywalker when finn can actually feels that rey was dead, it is impossible for him to actually saw her dead but he know it

    • @dylancorson8181
      @dylancorson8181 4 года назад +4

      And how he just knows that the signal has shifted

  • @schookyinzer56
    @schookyinzer56 4 года назад +529

    It must have killed Mark Hamill to film the eighth movie

    • @cykondacot5409
      @cykondacot5409 4 года назад +10

      bet he wanted luke to die in the 8th.
      so he doesnt need to show up for thr 9th

    • @Nofus59
      @Nofus59 4 года назад +4

      @@cykondacot5409 But he's in the 9th

    • @cykondacot5409
      @cykondacot5409 4 года назад

      @@Nofus59 why did he died in the 8th then? ;-;

    • @Nofus59
      @Nofus59 4 года назад +6

      @@cykondacot5409 He's a Force Ghost

    • @Malleus_77
      @Malleus_77 4 года назад +11

      I wish he just said nah I’m not doing it I don’t like the way Luke’s written then the whole film would’ve fallen apart without him

  • @Rabid_Tardigrade
    @Rabid_Tardigrade 4 года назад +2097

    The sequel trilogy isn’t canon. No one can change my mind.

    • @robertsoriano1797
      @robertsoriano1797 4 года назад +228

      RabidTardigrade They should just go back and act like the force never awakened.

    • @lancejohnson8388
      @lancejohnson8388 4 года назад +143

      Disney fan fiction

    • @johnathonhamilton232
      @johnathonhamilton232 4 года назад +29

      I won’t try to

    • @liammerc4129
      @liammerc4129 4 года назад +121

      I hope one day DIsney make a public apology and make their triology officially not canon and then lay the story to rest. The damage is already done

    • @tijanaself897
      @tijanaself897 4 года назад +32

      @@liammerc4129 will never happen, as much as the legend of korra fucked up the atla universe, this is that exact samr situation

  • @krishtepher4514
    @krishtepher4514 4 года назад +54

    The question isn't "What did Disney do wrong?". The question is "What DIDN'T Disney do wrong?"

    • @spacelord4648
      @spacelord4648 4 года назад +4

      The clone wars Season 7

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 года назад +2

      Rogue One. Rebels, from what I heard. The Mandalorian, from what I heard. Yeah, that's it.

    • @ElEricoDaGreat
      @ElEricoDaGreat 3 года назад

      Fuck off pussy

    • @firecefire1549
      @firecefire1549 3 года назад

      @@spacelord4648 Well spoken. Hows about anything Dave Filoni touched? :P

  • @tam3116
    @tam3116 4 года назад +68

    That fight between kylo and finn was more star wars than the entire 2+ hours of TLJ.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 года назад +4

      The fact that the path of the Jedi was obviously meant for both of them, but the black man ain't allowed to get shit except on for the next 2 damn movies is hella messed up.

    • @tam3116
      @tam3116 4 года назад +3

      @@InfernosReaper sadly every black character in a movie like this has to be turned into the funny black guy.

    • @christopherheredia8127
      @christopherheredia8127 4 года назад

      @@InfernosReaper fuck I was so intrigued to see this characters development but he was reduced to the funny black guy. I read Rey and Finn were suppose to be a thing but nope, black guy can't get the white girl in film. He has to be with another person of color. #diversity #racistrianjohnson #fuckdisneystarwars

  • @daneast
    @daneast 4 года назад +68

    The more time goes by, the more this is upsetting to me to fully realize how bad Rian Johnson screwed up the trilogy. Carrie Fisher is dead, and the others are getting up there in years. There is no redoing or fixing this.

    • @StephensCrazyHour
      @StephensCrazyHour 4 года назад +13

      No, it was messed up from the moment they made JJ Abrams the director of the first one. Nothing of his has any substance. I remember that I watched like 4 seasons of Lost but I can't remember a thing about it because it was just like everything else Abrams has done - visually spectacular but insubstantial. His direction is the cinematic equivalent of fast food (Michael Bay being the cinematic equivalent of junk food).
      Rian Johnson was too inexperienced to pull off what he wanted to accomplish. And he had nobody pull him into line and tell him that what he was doing was wrong. The lesson that the prequels should have taught them was lost - it doesn't matter how accomplished the director is, he needs a reality check with a project of this scale.
      Then JJ was back for some more fast food.

    • @teddyfield2164
      @teddyfield2164 4 года назад +2

      Yeah ik
      I wish someone would make another trilogy and it would be luke waking up after a bad dream and there add new characters leia dies in the first film to save han or smt

  • @kyzendelaguia1063
    @kyzendelaguia1063 4 года назад +219

    Last Jedi: "Not destroy what we hate, but saving what we love."
    Logic: "Ya, you save what you love by destroying what you hate."

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад +11

      Yeah and that line when rose screwed the resistance when she stopped Finn from sacrificing himself....well that is EXACTLY what he was trying to do...ROSE YOU IDIOT!!!

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад +1

      @Melkhiordarkblade Ever heard of a thing called "character assassination?" Luke would NEVER do that...AT ALL. And Poe's not THAT arrogant.

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад

      @Melkhiordarkblade but he KNEW the Jedi needed to come back so what Disney did to him is 100% unjustified

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад

      @Melkhiordarkblade and THAT is where you'd be wrong on SO many levels

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад

      @Melkhiordarkblade (Sorry I misread the final bit. You are right about the shitty writing

  • @lincolnehret
    @lincolnehret 4 года назад +27

    I loved episode 7. It wasn’t my favorite Star Wars movie, but it was good. Then episode 8 came out.
    And I was sad.
    And episode 9 ended so stupidly.
    Oh and Luke dying made me cry. The savior of the saga. The most powerful and amazing Jedi of all time (in my opinion). He can destroy anything.
    And he pulls an obi wan. After he fricken *pretends* to be at a fight, and he dies. He PRETENDS. I hate Ryan.

    • @blepblep854
      @blepblep854 4 года назад +1

      It's ok Jesus, anyone who is smarter than a Gungan, understands that.

    • @swagpyro47
      @swagpyro47 4 года назад

      Ryan should be carbonated and sold

    • @sirdrizzle1441
      @sirdrizzle1441 4 года назад

      I was appalled by the way Ryan *literally* threw away my legacy.

  • @connorphillips1186
    @connorphillips1186 4 года назад +39

    Your comedy/jokes are really improving. This and the joker video really had me dying of laughter. Keep improving! Your vids are fucking awesome!🙏

  • @sirsean7618
    @sirsean7618 4 года назад +66

    Luke Skywalker will always be my hero. I don’t care what Disney says or does, he is my hero.

    • @tonyfendex2558
      @tonyfendex2558 4 года назад +6

      He's my hero as well. I don't even care about the Disney version of Luke. That wasn't Luke Skywalker

    • @DenverStarkey
      @DenverStarkey 4 года назад +4

      I DON'T CARE WHAT DISNEY SAYS OR DOES , EPISODE 7-9 DON'T EXIST TO ME.

  • @insertclevernamehere1186
    @insertclevernamehere1186 4 года назад +341

    14:38 Oh my gosh...
    Spoilers for Rise of Skywalker
    They just copy/pasted this ending, but removed the duel, Luke and Leia's part, and shoe-horned Rey in!!!

    • @TheInternetsJanitor
      @TheInternetsJanitor  4 года назад +76

      Marcus Stevens imagine my shock after making this video and then seeing that part. I was laughing.

    • @stephaniemitchell8509
      @stephaniemitchell8509 4 года назад +48

      What's even more insulting is the fact that they kicked the real Skywalker out of the end fight, had Rey do it all by herself because she's "all the Jedi" (even though that's not actually a thing), and apparently more powerful as a Palpatine, then killed the only remaining Skywalker (because he used his "life Force" to rez Rey, and while Force healing is a thing, the Force is all around them and wielded by them, not an internal battery that kills you when it's all used up... and they killed off Luke in the same way ridiculous way).
      I really wanted to forgive this trilogy with this movie, and I just couldn't do it. I could deal with the fan stroking cringe and poor storylines because at least it wasn't constantly flipping us all off, if only they'd honored the Skywalkers by the end. Ben was the most interesting character (thanks to Adam Driver's performance). Even with shoddy dialogue and scenes, he was able to hold my interest. I cared about what happened to him, because he represented the future of Han, Luke, and Leia. Then, they made him an unnecessary prop, threw him away, then let Rey steal his legacy.
      I am horrified. I will be horrified forever that this is canon.

    • @frankf684
      @frankf684 4 года назад +22

      Stephanie Mitchell Bens redemption story is the only thing I really cared about and would have made a better trilogy if it focused on him.

    • @simpletonapollo9723
      @simpletonapollo9723 4 года назад +6

      I mean, afterall there was absolutely NO material they could use. It's all original! Rey did it first! Don't look at the stuff behind the curtain!

    • @technicallygood4620
      @technicallygood4620 4 года назад +13

      And the fact that it is no longer a Skywalker defeating Palpatine for the final time stings, because at least when Luke and Leia took him down they were together as the children of Anakin, making Anakin's sacrifice at least not completely in vain.

  • @kimmychan4950
    @kimmychan4950 4 года назад +40

    0:20 that's not poe dameron's reaction, that's Oscar Isaac' s reaction when he realizes that's what the writers made Laura dern say

  • @LordB-dg8ks
    @LordB-dg8ks 4 года назад +282

    Top three dumb Disney Star Wars moments
    Episode 7
    Episode 8
    Episode 9

    • @whole_wheat_soup9321
      @whole_wheat_soup9321 4 года назад +4

      I personally liked episode 9 alot. I dont know if I'm dumb as shit or something but I actually LOVED episode 9. 7 and 8 are fing terrible

    • @michaelluck5577
      @michaelluck5577 4 года назад +8

      @@whole_wheat_soup9321 7 is aight tho. its at least not completely disrespect and untasteful caricature of something star wars, even if a bit rehashed but you could see remnants of a good char arc that was destined to take place over a 3 movie span.
      then rian johnson and genderwatch kennedy took their message dump in the middle and since disney noticed they lost a lot if money over a social statement they let jj fix it... which was kinda impossible. for real though people like these want to spread some arbitary female rights message (more importantly a less men rights message) just make me hate the whole idea all together

    • @Jrocker105MC
      @Jrocker105MC 4 года назад +5

      I personally think that both 7 and 9 aren’t terrible, not good but not absolute vomit fuel. They both had good moments, and I can’t say the same for 8, Disney didn’t give Ryan a second chance to fuck up one of their biggest series so 9 is actually better than 8. We see actual character development, all characters actually having a purpose, our boi Finn isn’t being used for slapstick comedy and C3-P0 for the first time in a movie actually does something so that’s cool.

    • @e.jordan9784
      @e.jordan9784 4 года назад +2

      Couldn't have said it better.

    • @CC--hs1ur
      @CC--hs1ur 4 года назад

      @@Jrocker105MC I agree with you. I would say that 7 is the best though, because it played its role almost perfectly; introduce back into SW (those who left or forgot about it) and give us intriguing characters, getting us hyped for the next film. Then TLJ happened. I think the main problem was the lasting effects on the next movie. It ruined the previous movie's cliffhangers and interesting questions and then gave us nothing in return, killing the main threat in the process. Without Snoke, JJ was forced to use Palpatine because Kylo is no longer a villain that could make a meaningful threat for a trilogy finale.
      I think that if 8 had been done either by JJ or by someone with the same vision, then it could've been a decent, or even great trilogy

  • @jscottupton
    @jscottupton 4 года назад +44

    "For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'. John Greenleaf Whittier

  • @brinshido3953
    @brinshido3953 4 года назад +354

    I'm not a violent person . However I would die happy being able to punch Rian Johnson's smug face , just one solid time .

    • @roll14tideroll
      @roll14tideroll 4 года назад +1

      Brinshido39 shut up rise of skywalker is way worse

    • @brinshido3953
      @brinshido3953 4 года назад +13

      @@roll14tideroll You are so, right . What they did to Luke period is an abomination.

    • @samueljohnson9723
      @samueljohnson9723 4 года назад +1

      @@brinshido3953 yes they castrated him

    • @sageoz9886
      @sageoz9886 4 года назад +11

      I've said the same thing and mean it, it'll so be worth the jail time to feel better and probably become a hero for the fandom menace

    • @e.jordan9784
      @e.jordan9784 4 года назад +3

      Me too! He deserves a good jumping by true star wars fans.

  • @MoonyMckayNetwork
    @MoonyMckayNetwork 4 года назад +19

    Rian Johnson was successful with subverting expectations because we were expecting a good Star Wars movie...

  • @FrenchyJr
    @FrenchyJr 4 года назад +92

    Honestly, the clone wars series is the best of Star Wars.

    • @kopiedes
      @kopiedes 4 года назад +2

      @@anonymousproductionsxd2912 what is wrong with YOU?

    • @antborb7215
      @antborb7215 4 года назад +1

      Prequel + Original trilogies are the best for me, but Clone Wars takes a close second

    • @kopiedes
      @kopiedes 4 года назад

      @@anonymousproductionsxd2912 you made it sound like you hate everything but the original trilogy. Rebels is worse than clone wars and we are talking about the series not the films.

  • @god6384
    @god6384 4 года назад +48

    THANK YOU KATHLEEN KENNNEDY. No seriously how is she still in charge of a billion dollar franchise? Please tell me. She should be put in jail.

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, she's a plagiarist and a sexist. Did I mention she's a terrible liar as well?

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 4 года назад

      @Ernest Hemingway well sooner or later it will bite them all in the ass

  • @CharlieMikeNS
    @CharlieMikeNS 4 года назад +17

    Is it possible that young Luke could become Old Luke? Yes. Likely? No.
    More importantly, they wrote the story so it hinged around this arc. It's like they decided luke was gonna be miserable and sad, and a murderer, and then created a story to get him there.

  • @adamheywood113
    @adamheywood113 4 года назад +14

    INT: "Looking back, was there any of the criticisms that you read, that you may feel is now kinda fair?"
    RJ: "No, no..."
    Says it all.

  • @rhaenyralikesyoutube6289
    @rhaenyralikesyoutube6289 4 года назад +25

    I was so damn pissed about Luke almost killing an unarmed teenaged boy...his nephew, in his sleep!

  • @duescaymania2940
    @duescaymania2940 4 года назад +256

    Anyone else notice the entire plot of last Jedi is “men are pigs and you should always trust wamen”?

    • @danielbrown140
      @danielbrown140 4 года назад +23

      Dues Caymania I got the same feeling. Some of my friends tried to defend the movie but ended up agreeing with me after a 20 minute nerd talk about it. I didn’t even bring up the fact that it was skewed towards male sexism until the end of the conversation. They agreed that the new characters story archs’ were one dimensional, but somehow refuse to see social engineering in our entertainment. I think they are in denial. I don’t want to pay $ to have my intelligence insulted by a bunch of woke Hollywood people. The whole thing makes me feel like politics and Hollywood believe the common person must be saved via art and literature. I want a movie not a public service announcement and refused to see the last two movies at the theater.

    • @danielbrown140
      @danielbrown140 4 года назад +6

      Dues Caymania unfortunately it seems like we can’t get our entertainment without politics anymore. Knives out was pretty good. It even made some jokes towards silly social issues millennials are obsessed with without hyper focusing on the issues. So maybe there is hope for entertainment if we can find and support creators that aren’t afraid to make content without bowing down to social politic gods.
      Also, felt like men aren’t just pigs in the new Star Wars but incompetent.

    • @duescaymania2940
      @duescaymania2940 4 года назад +11

      Daniel Brown I agree completely. I hate to say this but because of all the “wokeness” in Hollywood entertainment has gone way downhill. Diversity is good if the movie/show doesn’t need to suffer but unfortunately it seems white people (more often then not straight males) are seen as monsters if they dominate the screen for too long. I also don’t like to admit that now every time I don’t like a character or a scene my mind immediately goes to something like “stupid feminism” or along those lines because of all the crap in Hollywood but then again I’m prolly just a white supremacist🤣

    • @danielbrown140
      @danielbrown140 4 года назад +5

      Dues Caymania It’s hard not to see it cause we’re “triggered” due to all the shit shoveled down our throats. It’s definitely there though. Makes me a judgmental prick every time I see a new movie or show.

    • @duescaymania2940
      @duescaymania2940 4 года назад +5

      Daniel Brown glad I’m not the only one

  • @michigankush9541
    @michigankush9541 4 года назад +55

    "Hope is like the sun, when you only believe in it when you see it" -Greatest StarWars Quote Never

    • @claytoncourtney1309
      @claytoncourtney1309 4 года назад

      It is night where I am so I do not believe in the sun.

    • @BiggusDckuss
      @BiggusDckuss 4 года назад

      Wes _Kada this grammar physically makes my head feel like mike Tyson is having forty rounds with it. Like this doesn’t make any sense!!! Thanks for clarification on what the hell she even said tho 😂😂

  • @quortnybillups5281
    @quortnybillups5281 Год назад +1

    I like this channel a lot. Thank you, I enjoyed this 👍🏾

  • @gottesurteil3201
    @gottesurteil3201 4 года назад +14

    I actually never considered how easily everyone trusts Finn. Good job for making me think.

    • @anonymousperson7390
      @anonymousperson7390 4 года назад

      That maybe him unconsciously using Force mind tricks on people. Kind of like Charles Xavier's 'trust me' field.

  • @superhuman51
    @superhuman51 4 года назад +85

    We’re gonna have to disregard these movies and remake them one day

    • @johngreen8344
      @johngreen8344 4 года назад +4

      So, we remake them as classic, hand drawn animated movies?
      I’m in!

    • @misterhuman6469
      @misterhuman6469 4 года назад

      Remakes of the Prequels would be neat too

    • @darthrevan454
      @darthrevan454 4 года назад

      @@misterhuman6469 nah

    • @John_the_Paul
      @John_the_Paul 4 года назад

      Maybe we can do what Disney did to the EU

  • @MrGA555
    @MrGA555 4 года назад +17

    I whole want a movie of Chewbacca. He's a 250+ year old Wookie general who's a Clone Wars and Rebellion veterans, and part of a proud people.

  • @serveaux
    @serveaux 4 года назад +8

    "For a lot of us, reality f*cks us hard enough that we don't need to experience it in a movie". Exactly, thank you!

  • @ImThePerson0
    @ImThePerson0 4 года назад +133

    We should just delete the whole sequel trilogy

    • @jacobmartin5472
      @jacobmartin5472 4 года назад +2

      A Person just the last Jedi, rise of Skywalker was good and force awakens was okay

    • @ImThePerson0
      @ImThePerson0 4 года назад +3

      Jacob Martin I agree, but without the Last Jedi there are definitely some plot holes. Better yet, let’s just redo the Last Jedi that’ll fix it.

    • @Charliezard7
      @Charliezard7 4 года назад +3

      @@jacobmartin5472 well rise of Skywalker ruined the saga so...

    • @justinrozario2003
      @justinrozario2003 4 года назад +1

      @@Charliezard7 ok boomer

    • @Charliezard7
      @Charliezard7 4 года назад

      @@justinrozario2003 that's not funny anymore master

  • @hueypancakes597
    @hueypancakes597 4 года назад +13

    I genuinely enjoy the disgruntled janitor vibe, it's great I hope to see you grow in the future, content is great 👍

  • @BrandonS101
    @BrandonS101 4 года назад +34

    Not just a kid, he tries to kill his own nephew in his sleep!

    • @Bothandle70
      @Bothandle70 4 года назад

      do or do not. there is no try.

  • @davefox7516
    @davefox7516 4 года назад +14

    DISNEY, RIAN, & KATHLEEN KILLED THE FRANCHISE.
    THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON HOW WE FEEL.

    • @davefox7516
      @davefox7516 4 года назад +1

      @JOSEPH MULLANEY Well said.

  • @benbovard9579
    @benbovard9579 4 года назад +18

    Sad to think that Mark didn't even really know what his role really looked like until he saw the movie on opening night--and in interviews right after he looks like he's about to puke, horrified at what he been portrayed to be.

  • @mgraystl636
    @mgraystl636 4 года назад +172

    Rian Johnson's destruction of Luke was intentional and with malice.

    • @Joshua.Wagner
      @Joshua.Wagner 4 года назад +14

      I agree. Why do you think that was? Something personal for Johnson? Or someone else put him him to it? He literally says kill the past. Like.. what drives someone to do that and have that malice?

    • @mgraystl636
      @mgraystl636 4 года назад +20

      @@Joshua.Wagner i think it was a combo of his and Kathleen Kennedys politics. Destroy the classic hero because muh patriarchy. That's the intentional part. The malice is attributed to the fact I don't believe Rian Johnsen is a fan of Star Wars. He wanted to destroy a folk hero simply because he could.

    • @nstice1
      @nstice1 4 года назад +6

      He did what not even the dark side could do 😂

    • @deleteduser121
      @deleteduser121 4 года назад +11

      They were trying to kill star wars. That's why they got rid of the episode numbers. That's why J.J. Abrams had Rey say she was a Skywalker. It was a fuck you to George Lucas. The question is why? What was he trying to show us in the prequels that set people off against him?

    • @BrokeProphet
      @BrokeProphet 4 года назад +16

      You know what I find amazing. I love Breaking Bad, all except for one episode. The fly episode. I got done watching that and was pissed. It furthered no plot, character arc, story, etc. It was nonsensical filler and I fucking HATED it. I had no idea at the time that the guy who directed the single episode of a FLAWLESS show, was Rian Johnson!
      When i found out what the premise was of Looper; that mafia from the future use time travel as a way to pull off hits, I thought it was about the dumbest fucking criminal use of time travel one could think of. First, if your organized crime is proper, you are not dropping bodies. Period. Not to mention, far cheaper than time travel, is the methods used for centuries: Concrete shoes, acid, buried in a foundation, etc. Found out later this piece of trash was: Rian Johnson!
      I have thought this guy a complete hack for a number of years without even knowing his name. Then The Last Jedi, and I found out the name of this this terrible writer and director: Rian Johnson!
      So I don't know if it was intentional. What I do know and can say for sure, is that he isn't even mediocre talent. He isn't creative enough to create gas after a bean dinner. He licked Kathleen's boots well enough to fuck up a multi billion dollar franchise for good. I can't attribute malice to what can be explained by stupidity, and Rian, is pretty fucking stupid.

  • @Trailer_Park_Jarl
    @Trailer_Park_Jarl 4 года назад +33

    Chewie hugs Han and makes an jumbled growl.
    Han pats his back and smiles: "I know."

  • @slamexo0
    @slamexo0 4 года назад +41

    There hasn’t been a Star Wars movie made since 2008 and everything is fine.

    • @batman2330
      @batman2330 4 года назад +14

      *Sad rogue one noises *

    • @amicus2773
      @amicus2773 4 года назад +1

      @@batman2330 rogue one was bad ngl

    • @nicholascainjr6887
      @nicholascainjr6887 4 года назад +4

      yourmomsbf its the only decent film from disney garbage star wars series

    • @billyrayvalentine5079
      @billyrayvalentine5079 4 года назад +9

      Rogue One was actually good but the reasons are simple. The acting was top notch all around. The leading lady is not perfect and is no better than the other rebels. Her and everyone else's motives make sense. In the end everyone dies which is great and that almost didn't happened because Kathleen Kennedy kept saying no until the last minute. Kathleen Kennedy wanted the leading lady and leading Man to actually live which would not make since for a gritty Star Wars movie that finally made me truly care about how tough it must be to fight for the rebellion. Not to mention that after all that they show Vader at the end and you realize how extreme it is going up against the Empire when they not only have the numbers, the fire power and then you may have to deal with this guy which is nuts. Lastly, it did not try to alter a super simple story which focused on the rebels who narrowly got the Death Star plans.

    • @monotonegoose5314
      @monotonegoose5314 3 года назад

      correction 2005

  • @MrWill9002
    @MrWill9002 4 года назад +10

    For Luke
    Luke: "Ah, you must mean my cousin, Jake Skywalker. Leia and I try not to talk about him for obvious reasons...in fact I'm still wondering how we're even RELATED to that guy."

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 4 года назад +40

    The strangest part for me is that George Lucas put Kennedy in charge, not Disney. And it's Kennedy who clearly has no love, no real interest, understanding, or respect for Star Wars

    • @TheElectra5000
      @TheElectra5000 4 года назад +3

      That's because Lucas stopped loving SW at some point. If he still had loved his creation, he should have kept it and should have hired the staff to continue making the movies.

    • @ejoshcoron
      @ejoshcoron 4 года назад +1

      @@TheElectra5000 he probably didn't trust himself to maintain limited involvement. needed a clean break

    • @shadow-squid4872
      @shadow-squid4872 4 года назад +10

      TheElectra5000 I personally think that due to the hate the prequels were receiving at the time, and how it literally ruined the actors for Jar Jar and young Anakins lives it made George feel like he failed and wasn't good enough, which is why he was willing to hand over the rights to Disney. But there are rumours that he rightfully hates how Disney have butchered the franchise and wants to get the rights back somehow, which I hope to god comes true...

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 4 года назад +1

      It is typical for visionary leaders that they put someone they trust in charge.
      But that someone is trusted because they execute without meddling with the vision because they have very little vision themselves.

    • @jessikapiche6097
      @jessikapiche6097 4 года назад

      They have no talent, point. They are rich but not from work. They steal ideas around and try to 'copy' that. And the result is not from inspiration but from plot holes; it's bad. It is like an old man give his company to his son who was rise as a rich spoiled kid. He don't know shit and the company is going down... He simply didn't had to fight to succeed and so, know nothing. This is what we see now...The destruction of a dream.

  • @mistahterrific8757
    @mistahterrific8757 4 года назад +76

    So basically all of these are moments from TLJ? Makes sense!