10 easy pop tart directions step 1: take bag out of box step 2: rip bag and take pastry out step 3: hold one pasry in one hand and one in the other step 4: insert one pastry in half of toaster and one in other half step 5: turn dial to dark step 6: press lever down step 7: wait for pastry to pop up step 8: remove pastry from toaster step 9: put pastry on plait to cool step 10: through pastry away because it burned
The audience was a combination of the following fan bases: Snookie, the Kardashians, Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton, Casey Anthony, all Reality TV shows, believers that Oswald acted alone and 9/11 wasn't an inside job.
No, no, guys, it's okay. He wasn't getting laughs because a typical crowd on Conan only contains about 10 people. It just had the EFFECT... of making it SEEM... like the crowd wasn't laughing.
This video is a perfect example of different crowds. The conan crowd like a faster, quicker kind of comedy and the same stuff he got huge laughs with on his cd are getting mediocre laughs here. I feel bad for him, he's so used to this stuff killing
Wow..., you guys aren't kidding about the audience. If they're giving this little to one of the funniest comedians of all time, imagine how little they'd laugh for a sucky comedian. (crickets chirping...)
He is my very favorite comedian ever. Love him.
The crowd had consulted the pop-tarts box for directions. They were offended. The subsequent lack of due laughter is explained.
Wow, you guys are right. This crowd really sucks. This is one of Regan's funniest skits.
That audience was such a downer. That exact material has put some audiences in stitches.
Wow, I would have expected more from Conan's audience on this one.
Solid act though.
Yeah that was a great set this audience was half dead
I was thinking the same
Thing watching this and repeating the jokes like a favorite song
Tough crowd. You'd think Conan's crowd would be a little more responsive than they were!
10 easy pop tart directions
step 1: take bag out of box
step 2: rip bag and take pastry out
step 3: hold one pasry in one hand and one in the other
step 4: insert one pastry in half of toaster and one in other half
step 5: turn dial to dark
step 6: press lever down
step 7: wait for pastry to pop up
step 8: remove pastry from toaster
step 9: put pastry on plait to cool
step 10: through pastry away because it burned
So great, I haven't heard some of these
@xralph87x He wasn't phased by them at all though! He's such a pro!
The audience was a combination of the following fan bases:
Snookie, the Kardashians, Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton, Casey Anthony, all Reality TV shows, believers that Oswald acted alone and 9/11 wasn't an inside job.
very true
No, no, guys, it's okay. He wasn't getting laughs because a typical crowd on Conan only contains about 10 people. It just had the EFFECT... of making it SEEM... like the crowd wasn't laughing.
i noticed the microwave directions one time reading the pop tarts box; and it said 3 seconds; so i tried it;and it didn't even warm the pop tart....
So funny. I love the lobster joke!
he did that in i walk on the moon
This video is a perfect example of different crowds. The conan crowd like a faster, quicker kind of comedy and the same stuff he got huge laughs with on his cd are getting mediocre laughs here. I feel bad for him, he's so used to this stuff killing
Brian- "They're gonna ride ya! And they're gonna whip you while they do it!!" LOLOL
"They're gonna ride ya, and they're gonna whip you while they do it."
Wow..., you guys aren't kidding about the audience. If they're giving this little to one of the funniest comedians of all time, imagine how little they'd laugh for a sucky comedian.
(crickets chirping...)
@xralph87x Yeah "Hi chickens!" had the biggest laugh???
Back off cran man!
I know feel like an idiot for using the directions.
That crowd sucked!
This audience sucked.