(Eng Sub) Haikyuu!! Matsuri - Day Event - Recitation Drama

Asa here! Please turn on CC for Eng Sub and enjoy~
If I made any translation or grammar mistakes, please feel free to let me know!
I'm aware that parts of this drama have already been translated. However, this video has been haunting me for almost nine months. It's something I needed to finish or would always have regrets about. Don't get me wrong - I love this recitation drama, especially since Tsukki and Akaashi are my spirit animals. However, I'm feeling translator blues (it shows in my translations of Yachi's lines) and I never want to watch these 19 minutes ever again xD
For anyone who isn't familiar with Japan, I recommend looking up a map if you want to understand just how bad Hinata's geography skills are. Also, apologizes for all the translation notes. I might have gone a little overboard with them.
Haikyuu Matsuri was a seiyuu event held on August 30th, 2015 at Pacifico Yokohama. It consisted of a day show and a night show, with differences between the two. The main guests were the seiyuus of Karasuno; the featured guests were Kimura Ryōhei (Bokuto) and Ōsaka Ryōta (Akaashi); and the video guests were Kaji Yūki (Kenma) during the day, Namikawa Daisuke (Oikawa) during the night, and SPYAIR for both shows.
One of the event features was a recitation drama where all the seiyuus participated in a live read-through of a original short story. While there were slight differences between the two shows, the drama (titled "Festival!") was essentially the same for both the day show and the night show.

[@thegreatqueen5719]

OYA?
OYA OYA
OYA OYA OYA

[@zeynepmelikehanc6338]

Hey hey heeeyyy!!

[@iiisapphire]

akaashi: oya
bokuto: oyaoya
kuuro: oyaoyaoya

[@revaliaputri9167]

Tell me the minutes

[@얌얌-c1d]

OYA OYA?

[@sage5935]

( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)

[@梅こんぶ-h7e]

日向「横浜って東京の下だっけ？」
影山「横浜は東京の左だろうが」
日向「違ぇよ！東京の左は富士山だろ！」
影山「富士山は斜め上だボゲェ!!!」
ここ好き‪w

[@北野君枝]

4:29 4:29 4:29
4:29 4:29 4:29
4:29 4:29 4:29

[@梅こんぶ-h7e]

北野君枝 ナイス!!!!!!!!!

[@北野君枝]

ｱｻﾞｯｽ

[@miyuki5542]

｢違ぇよ！東京の左は富士山だろ！｣ですよ。

[@シエル-s4d]

全部ちゃう（笑）

[@伊藤-e8y]

山「流石ツッキー！」
客「 きゃa 月「うるさい山口」
客「 きゃa山「ごめんツッキー☆」
客「きゃああああああああああ」
が個人的に好き

[@ina1175]

2:06('ω')....✌('ω')ｽｯ

[@garyu_6282]

まぢわかるwwww

[@user-fr2xc5si2c]

ちょーわかるwww

[@はまめ-e3d]

すっごい分かるww

[@elizasolis4054]

what does this mean? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@ガスアスパラ-y7t]

赤葦「うちの木兎」

[@tp2303]

赤葦ママ

[@user-zb1yh8rq2v]

赤葦マッマ

[@__nokoii]

あかーしまっま

[@ぽたるまる-d4x]

赤葦夫人

[@氷夏-v6c]

赤葦お袋

[@sophis9453]

Yamaguchi & Tsukki has the most distinctive voices!

[@squat6566]

Sophie Emyrs i think tsukki and hinata's voices were so obvious ❤️

[@__-go9cj]

Tsukki hinata and nishinoya

[@teehee.1862]

4:37 kageyama too.

[@soundless_fellow_3327]

@@__-go9cj totally agree~

[@cactus2570]

i love yamaguchi’s va so much and i also just love yamaguchi in general lmAo-

[@とまと-f7l8q]

パピコは2本1組のアイスwwwむりしんどいwww

[@ももんが-b2l]

若葉 1:55 ぐらいですよね！
私も大好きですwww

[@irinasantillan5293]

am I the only one who fangirled at urusai, yamaguchi...gomen tsukki?

[@irinasantillan5293]

we all ship it, tbh hahahaha

[@nicolenaval3093]

I.screamed with the audience 😂💗

[@zeynepmelikehanc6338]

Mee too

[@mintaeseok847]

Meeeeee toooooooo

[@bujelbujelbujel1182]

who doesn't

[@eim391]

棒読み上手すぎる。。ほんと好き内山さん。

[@user-vv2cx4sy8v]

推しが尊い さん
わかります！内山さんカッコいいですよね！

[@morinoyoru]

イケボすぎるよな

[@琴音-b1g]

棒読み可愛い

[@rairai8086]

Akashi's seiyuu is just as delicate as him

[@talisa222]

they totally have the same vibe!

[@novemberninth4392]

Agreed

[@shikiynah07]

Not really if you heard him voice Sawamura hahaha he can be noisy loud and ragged as well
I know this reply is 2 years late tho but still XD

[@magicshop7415]

Watch Diamond No Ace and you'll see a big difference which is so funny whenever i think about it

[@tiad7453]

ohsaka-san is actually super energetic with his other roles lol

[@なななな-v5t]

あのさ…！
声的になんだけど、村瀬くんが壮馬くんより背が高いのめっちゃ萌える｡｡

[@dreamingday1060]

わかりみ深い

[@oqoaq775]

分かりますよぉぉぉぉっ！それぇ！！！！

[@sswwx7287]

最近見てる人がいてめっちゃ
嬉しい😄

[@yuumi-j8b]

SAWA 2 それな！

[@__-go9cj]

Highlights
2:06 Yamaguchi
4:37 kageyama
5:03 Noya-san
10:53 bokuto
16:18 snarkyshima

[@fish8776]

Red Onion snarkyshima 😂

[@azkamazaya273]

Bless

[@syreetarogersbeckley1157]

16:18 fufufufu

[@angelicagomero8989]

Volleyball song 6:42

[@phy1lis]

YAMAGUCHI WAS SO PRECIOUS

[@itmargtydsn]

16:45
｢あれ^^どうしましたぁ？^^｣
って感じ好きすぎる

[@sheilagreen4035]

when bokuto came and says hay!!!! hay!!!! hay!!! I screamed
Then akaashi came I died

[@anugrahidayatiputriardhita4137]

same here

[@daifukumochi3686]

Me twoo

[@fabiarrahman2248]

that's so epic

[@mayora1351]

Me three

[@honeypot6970]

@@nyx-g1e me 5

[@いえい-k3v]

ー自分用ー
それは…… 0:12
烏野1年生組 0:39
天下一武道会 1:40
ちょーおもしろそ！ 1:45
ぱ…ぴ……こぉ…横浜？ 1:52
流石ツッキー★ 2:06
由来 2:14
なんでだ!?引っ掛けか!? 2:48
ぃ谷地さん…どぅかした？ 3:28
神奈川にあったりして！ 3:54
君…本当に高校生なの 4:10
横浜って東京の下だっけ? 4:28
烏野2年生組 4:58
潔子さん登場 5:24
バリボー音頭 6:31
烏野3年生 7:36
バリボー音頭2 10:12
梟谷のエース登場 10:50
ツッキー月島眼鏡くん 11:08
我の推し赤葦くん登場 11:15
保護者同士の会話 11:30
せいぜい観客の前で…… 12:35
なんだとぉ！？ 12:54
例えばですね… 13:01
おぉずるい！ 13:12
都合の悪い事は… 13:28
一人一人の思い(？) 13:47
へいへいへーい！！ 14:34
え、え、え、？ 14:41
えっ… 15:38
再び梟谷のセリフ 16:10
ツッキーのスキル発動 16:18
パシフィコね 16:36
ちょぉとまったぁ！ 16:44
勝負宣言 17:06
ちょっと君達… 17:16
赤葦くん★ 17:22
途中からめんどくさくなった★

[@わうえむ]

おつかれさまです(っ'-')╮ =͟͟͞͞🍵(ﾌﾞｫﾝ

[@ちは-q7u]

自由さん絶対アドリブ入れてるやろｗ

[@にぁにあ]

少年系のアニメって女キャラ嫌われるけど
谷地ちゃんも清子さんも普通に可愛いくて推せる

[@がん細胞-l6v]

それな

[@lliill906]

それ

[@zennyxz5326]

" HEY HEY HEY "
I was not expecting that 😂😂
AH AKAASHI!!

[@novemberninth4392]

@nomicstruggles I had to repeat that part at least 5 times. HIS VOICE IS JUST-- 👌👌👌

[@lionxace8094]

Heyheyhey

[@tiad7453]

everyone in the beginning: *is quiet
soma: "gomen tsuk-"
everyone: *aggressive fangirl screechings*

[@mikichilcutt]

lmao Im literally replayig it-

[@5성]

Same here

[@yokota-chan3489]

IM ONE OF THOSE FANGIRLING 😌

[@kenmakozume7852]

Even behind the screens- I died

[@yukisloverr]

👁➖👁

[@東酒]

山口｢さすがツッキー♪｣
観客｢キャァァァァア♡｣
で笑った

[@araratzarate9239]

La tuya por si acaso 🤟

[@ろこあこまこんず]

ごめんツッキー☆
「きゃぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ！」

[@rosa_rabanal]

wwwwwww

[@ああ-l8y3o]

17:15ちょっと君たちいらん事言わないで
がめっちゃ好きwww

[@のれ-s6w]

皆本当いい声してる

[@rgauvditens]

日向｢左は富士山だろ！」
影山「富士山は斜めだろボケ！！」ここ好きw
そして、月島の「ちょっと君達要らんこと言わないで」も好きw

[@みずあめ-b1x]

2:09のとこきゃーきゃー言われてうっちー嬉しくてちょっとにやけてない？♡

[@ina1175]

ぁぁぁぁぁぁぁあかぁぁぁぁぁぁいいいいぃぃぃ

[@tsukigi_aya]

かわいいいいいっ！！！！！！！

[@anagumapeanuts1547]

内山さんの声の安定感たるや

[@laughysophie8818]

Every time I hear Noya's voice I can't help but think of Katsuki telling everyone to die 😅

[@iffaumairah449]

Laughy Sophie same I knew it sounded familiar

[@TJHyun]

You and me both 😂

[@abnielg14]

Same!

[@desya1803]

soo kacchan and noya had the same seiyuu???

[@tofu4608]

@@desya1803 yep

[@さちほ-p9c]

さすがツッキー！
だけで黄色い悲鳴が轟く斉藤壮馬流石です

[@natpat4094]

Yamaguchi's seiyuu is so cute omg

[@mintaeseok847]

Yeahh he's really cutee

[@nursyamira9428]

Yamaguchi himself are cuteee toooooo!!!

[@chonkycat9224]

Soma-San is indeed adorable!!

[@snicksss]

Yes, Saito Soma who is 169.6 cm/5'7 tall, with a blood type of B, age 29, born April 22 1991 in Kofu, Yamanashi Prefecture, debuted as a seiyuu in 2010, and started to get more popular 2015, is very cute. You probably couldn't tell, but I'm a big fan of his.

[@Ecliptical84]

in this house, we stan Saito Soma

[@パステル-i9n]

7:40からの3年生大好きすぎる😍😍
同級生とだけいるからこそのあの緩さなんだろうな〜
ダメだ私何回リピった？面白すぎるwwwww

[@佐伯恵-u8m]

それは私もです🍀

[@taiwanrocks527]

ohmygod two mins in and everyone is already fangirling over yamatsukki XDXD

[@taiwanrocks527]

POO I LIEK YAMATSUKKI BETTER TOT

[@rjinphany8250]

taiwanrocks527 It's the classic 'Shut up Yamaguchi' and 'Sorry Tsukki' after all~😝

[@rimasil3346]

taiwanrocks527 but in real life its more like kagegucchi who rock coz they r suoer duper bff z

[@demiriahassell6572]

taiwanrocks527 This definitely made my day!! I'M FANGIRLING IN HEAVEN! (/^0^)/ ^//^

[@_XhYrrehS]

True this. xD

[@TK-dm2et]

ハイキュー声優豪華すぎる…イベントくっそ楽しいやろな…行きたい…地方勢は…

[@ナツムリ]

すみれちゃんだけ小さい可愛すぎる死ぬぅぅぅぅ！！
そしてツッキー冷静でかっこよすぎ

[@latte3746]

信もちっちゃい笑

[@おん-y4d]

12:55ここ目合わせるのすごい好き

[@エドワードクリフ]

絶対思うのはハイキューというアニメのおかけでバレー人口絶対増えたよ

[@あおい-e3k7p]

よんだ？

[@onigirimaru1213]

(˙꒳˙ก̀)ﾊｰｲ私です笑

[@ももんも-m1l]

うちのお兄ちゃんや

[@onigirimaru1213]

元々放送部だったけどハイキューにハマってバレー部に入り直しました笑笑

[@kkano1019]

バレー部無いぃぃいい
泣くぅうううう

[@natuki0601natuki]

声だけでどのキャラクターが喋ってるから分かっちゃうからすごい
声優さんって声がいいだけじゃなくて個性がある

[@trix5987]

"Shut up Yamaguchi"
"Sorry Tsukki"
// squeals along

[@eatbill]

KAWAIIII

[@chonkycat9224]

YAMS IS BABY

[@aokuromi]

where’s that mmt🥺?

[@flower5004]

2:06

[@aokuromi]

Flower owwww thank you

[@限界ヲタク-p8b]

赤葦が来たときの歓声すごすぎ

[@ハイキュー-f7v]

赤葦ほんと人気だね
1番好きだよぉぉぉぉ💓

[@ねるねるねるねけけ]

2:36 このそうまくんの「ぅゑぁ？」みたいな声だーーーーいすき

[@うどんおいしい-f9c]

赤葦がでてきた瞬間ぐわってなった

[@ここあてん]

声優さんの台本をマイクから遠ざけてページめくる所作が好き

[@user-eu9vy7zk1m]

うっちーがちょいニヤニヤしてるところ見てにやける

[@キツツキ-e5x]

入野さんの演技好きw

[@さぶれ-h6f]

(/□-□)/「うるさい山口」
(∴^o^∴)「ごめんツッキー☆」

[@AsanomiKuroki-Aria]

かわいい

[@ふお-h5u]

だーす その顔文字ピクシブの小説で見たことある‼

[@らさく-e7p]

そこの歓声大好きww

[@A莉な]

2:06？

[@わうえむ]

顔文字すごいかわいい…‪w

[@mo3292]

改めて見るとやっぱ声優が豪華すぎて耳が幸せです🥺

[@幽-y6t]

(9:10)
ほら、飲んどけって………ｗｗ
(11:15)
というか、逢坂さんかっけー！

[@y2Xx]

1:53このパピコ話からから壮馬くんの｢ごめんツッキー｣までのくだりが好きすぎる
4:35静岡と言わずに富士山WWW
7:47身も心もWWWW
9:58フラグにしか聞こえない
10:16月島｢絶対踊りませんから｣
10:49木兎さん登場
14:34うちのキャプテンが負けたァー！
16:10木兎さんを誘い出すのが上手い月島(?)
17:13月島｢ちょっと君たち、いらんこと言わないで｣

[@黒霧島-u2q]

富士山は斜め上だろﾎﾞｹｴ!!!!!

[@レイ-f4y]

4:37

[@Kawaii.Vtuber]

「うるさい山口」
「ごめんツッキー‼︎」
私『ゔぎゃーーーー♡』

[@BeyondForeSight]

no one gonna mention how sexy kiyoko's voice is? and also how pretty the actor is T.T

[@user-rs2qh8iy4t]

Yeahhh man

[@crystallyanimations3184]

Uhhh...yeah...

[@araara967]

Kaori san is indeed very beautiful

[@Kanateepuka]

@ruby's just knowing that morohoshi was 16 or 17 when she voiced yachi for the first time just makes this event more cuter

[@so.8302]

朗読劇のとき石川界人くんずっと片方の手後ろにしてるの可愛い

[@あまちゃん-o6h]

木村良平さんかっこかわいい！そして逢坂良太さんもかっこいい！
横浜県と神奈川県ww

[@sheep2284]

1:12それは……分からない
ヅッギィィィィ💕

[@まい-z4s6h]

Sheep 。 1:10

[@jeonghanieyoon5380]

i definitely hear the fangirl going crazy when Yamaguchi was worrying over Yachi! i found my fam ;; finally

[@kaorikatana6498]

seokjin kim you ship them? If you do, that's cool

[@LavroseRovender]

かおりkaorikatana I do

[@oya2653]

@@LavroseRovender samee i ship them too

[@09-nguyentaman64]

YamaYachi is cute :3

[@sunshinegirl8488]

I ship them too

[@itmargtydsn]

ツッキーが冷静につっこんでいくのシュールすぎwww

[@hana_okome_oishi]

台本持ってる手が震えているの緊張しているせいなのか、可愛く見える。

[@りべろ-r4r]

すみれちゃん出てきた時の歓声えぐすぎて好き

[@maruge_ri_ta]

ツッキーとのいつものやり取りで 壮馬くんピョンピョンしてるの可愛いいいいいい（ ; ; ）（ ; ; ）

[@なす-h6u]

画面に何人も好きな声優が収まってる奇跡。

[@みづき-c4o]

内山さんの
あれぇ？どうしましたー？
が好きw

[@iroha8697]

16:45

[@TMI-x2d]

うっちーさんがふっふっふっ。って真顔で言うのがwすこいw

[@merry-ruru]

14:09 細谷さんかわいい

[@Seasar-b6n]

ほそやんかわいい(*´ω｀*)

[@yukikk8946]

田中先輩とマイキーも、旭さんとライナーも似てるようで全然違う声音と雰囲気出せるのすごいなあ

[@いちはくん]

声優さん達カッコイイ！

[@零-l3l]

5:10
縁下「こらぁ！！！！せっかく敷いた布団むちゃくちゃにするなぁ！！！
西谷「教室中に敷き詰めらりた布団！！！ここで飛ばなきゃ男がさるってもんだぜ力ぁぁぁ！！！！」
田中「流石ノヤっさん、、、！！男だぜ、、、！！」
縁下「男じゃなくて子供だろぉ、、、┐(´д｀)┌」
て所好きWWWW

[@れん-n7l1c]

月島君のふふふふふが、面白かった🤣
赤葦君かっこいい😍
これからも頑張ってください。

[@kimace3928]

Don’t mind, it’s just a time stamp for me.
2:08 it’s still in the beginning but dang Yamaguchi and Tsuki’s moment
4:33 Boke
6:02 Okamoto, Nobuhiko 💜
10:51 Tsukishima’s seiyuu is😚👌🏻
10:53 “HEY HEY HEEEEY”
11:19 YES AKAASHI SKSKSKSK
11:51 “Akaashi”
12:40 “Bokuto-san”
16:47 Tsuki just smiled!🥺

[@Koeminu]

Yamaguchis voice actor is absolutely adorable oh my gOD

[@ああ-l8y3o]

すがさんの「ほら、飲んどけって…」が好きすぎる！

[@ナナシ-b5e]

逢坂くんの所の歓声が…

[@943_Beom]

4:37 何度も聞いてしまう 笑

[@真-v2h]

そまくんの両隣との
身長差が可愛すぎる、、ただひたすら可愛い

[@genkaiotaku619]

バリボー音頭
スパイク、スパイクドドンガドン
レシーブポン
あっ、ブロックバン
あっ、トスがチョン

[@reighn831]

Tsukki's voice is so unique and calming? Like, I think I could listen to it for hours and not get annoyed

[@_sheen_chan_]

Ikr

[@beetleorangejuice]

thats uchiyama kouki for u ;))

[@o_sno0]

11:42 ここの「いえいえ」ヤバい本当に赤葦でヤバい大好き（編集済み）

[@KimJaekyu7116]

When Kageyama was growling, "Mount Fuji is diagonal to Tokyo, YOU DUMBASS!!!", I really couldn't help but squeal because IT'S REALLY KAGEYAMA!!!!!!!

[@Inshanitythewriter]

Pikodin Same here!!! 😍😍😍

[@soleosfiles]

I DIED

[@c5l6t4]

Pikodin SAAAAME

[@joanwhong]

i screamed

[@maharanient6636]

both the script and the acting are flawless

[@miina8]

やっちゃん登場の時、女子からの「きゃー！」ってゆう声聞こえてきて、なんか嬉しかった(*´`)

[@もか-u3n]

みゆさんの、
え、え、え、え、えぇ？がドツボなんだなあ

[@아이라-n8b]

すごいツッキー!!うるさい山口ごめんツッキー!!が好き笑笑

[@coleen9278]

NOYA SENPAI AND TANAKA SENPAI ARE BRO GOALS

[@laceyharrison384]

Can we just stop and appreciate tanaka’s voice actor like, he REALLY puts feelings in his voices, whether be it the sighs, clearing throats, or the chuckle/laugh LIKE OMG

[@teijorei4549]

Thanks for the translations! All the haikyuu fans are super grateful!!! Love from indonesia!

[@AsanomiKuroki-Aria]

Considering all the soul-crushing this video has caused me, hearing that made it all worth it in the end. Thanks so much for watching 😄
Oh wow, that's cool that you're from Indonesia. Greetings from the US!! 💖

[@sitinurulfajriati6429]

i'm from indonesia too~
Sodaraaaaaa!!!!

[@annaijustwanttoliveachilll9162]

Asanomi Kuroki Thank you very much as well from another (hardcore) fellow Haikyuu! fan

[@dreamworld387]

Tysm i am really grateful

[@cikennudel]

YES ✨🙌 this live stage is gold. It's always nice to have someone hard working to translate these things.

[@yumeko_216]

バレーつえい奴らが集まって天下一武道会ってとこほんと好き

[@一郎田中-w9c]

山口役の人が一番イケメンｗ

[@甘橙-d3x]

斉藤壮馬は顔面国宝だからね( *｀ω´)

[@一郎田中-w9c]

檸檬*れもん* それな！！！！！！

[@白桃-i1h]

そまくんですね😇

[@鬼頭明里様信者]

斉藤壮馬様でございます

[@itmargtydsn]

木兎さん来たところで鳥肌ﾌﾞﾜｱｱｱｯてなった

[@xlottyx2979]

TSUKKI TSUKISHIMA MEGANE-KUN
OMG KIMURA-SAN

[@randompersonwholovesanime9677]

私が最も愛したアニメ 💖

[@アニメ-t9i]

やっぱしちゃんと暗くなったら静かにする当たり前のことを当たり前にするヲタク大好き(?)

[@user-lv7nr4lp1t]

うちの”木兎”
わし
‪(°Д°; 三 ;°Д°)))ﾌｧｯ!?‬

[@lliill906]

あかーしママ

[@ちびK-g4h]

ハイキュー！！の声優さん皆好き♥

[@美音-r7g]

こういうのって、アニメがついてなくてもその時のシーン想像するよね。

[@mariaxu5343]

I couldn't really distinguish the others, but Hinata's voice is forever stuck in my head.......

[@ponmin4770]

Bestie I feel u

[@Sakura-z5v8b]

ヘーイヘイヘーイ！！！
が聞こえた瞬間にきゃぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ！！！って歓声でるの好き

[@宮城春美]

木村さんイケメンの声聞けて良かった私

[@kaemincha]

The way Asahi's VA and Suga's VA played off each other was really fun.

[@saya5902]

ツッキーwwwwwwwwwwww
赤葦さん最高です。

[@らさく-e7p]

細谷さん可愛すぎん？

[@josie6111]

Thank you!! I've been watching these vids with 0 idea about what they're saying so thank you so much!

[@AsanomiKuroki-Aria]

You're very welcome - glad I could help out 😃 Hope you enjoyed it!

[@LavroseRovender]

Asanomi Kuroki we did:)

[@taeny7293]

「さすがつっきー！」
「うるさい山口」
「ごめんつっきー」
めちゃすき
かわいい

[@織音恋羽]

ほそやん可愛い～

[@judy6520]

織音恋羽 はい！とても可愛いです！^^

[@さみだれ-t2c]

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