Greer Barnes Performs Standup
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- Опубликовано: 20 мар 2017
- Comedian Greer Barnes has to be careful while walking through his neighborhood at night.
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I wish he was bigger than he is it’s 2019 and I just now found this
He lacks material.search and search and youll find variations of the same joke
@@mortalzeus6519 not always the same it might have the same open to start but for each he has a bunch of routes it can go
Same!
Same
He’s well known amongst other comedians
Finally Greer gets some recognition. He’s been making me laugh in the nyc comedy clubs for years!
I would love to see him. I found him when I was about 15 and have seen everything he has. One of my actual favorites. His horse walking impressions hahah
he murdered that white girl impersonation
A rollercoaster of a sentence.
Dominu Castro the “successful black man” meme
@buck nasty why not? Is murdered and black girl okay??
Enjoyed this & liked how he laughed at his own jokes. Kinda endearing, really
Agreed
Yeah comics think "you're not suppose to do that" but I like seeing someone crack themselves up. Good shit. Makes me happy seeing people happy.
@@davycornell8715 unless it's Kevin Hart...
LA Fresh Life ever Robbed a black Guy? Cus u could rob me Anytime
*Why are you commenting after a white girl? Don't you know how dangerous they are?*
greer barnes is underrated, really enjoyed the bit
His comedy central presents special from yeeears ago is fantastic!
masvindu I think the bit about the bees is my favorite one from that special. Especially the way he ended it.
I caught that on an airplane. Trying to be considerate of everyone else I was unable to stop laughing my ass off for the shark Signals and the Scuba noises
'you have to come out sometime!' LMAO!
best punchline xD
He is hilarious. People are just afraid to laugh at his jokes.
my point exactly!!!(see above)
txsphere I’m black and he’s hilarious. Loved it.
Which makes his performance even more relevant.
Yeah Colbert and his audience are both wack. You should find the video of him doing this set in the Cellar, he fucking slays
@@AxelCross he is nervous though you can tell but that’s only a small part of it. Wack audience too uncomfortable to laugh at real issues. I love comedy like his because he brings up actual issues and makes you laugh about them but the important part is he’s bringing up real issues and that’s huge.
That was very good! And I also feel weird walking behind any woman at night time because I know they feel uncomfortable
So true, I wait for woman all the time at night to pass or getting in or out of their car or what ever but, if my wife is with me, eh know problem
speaking as someone who has been raped (at gunpoint!), we feel uncomfortable if ANY dude, regardless of ethnicity, is walking behind us...
s Subhan yea, the worst is when there walking slowly. You have to ether try to speed up to pass but if you speed up they get uncomfortable and also speed up. In the end you stop get out your phone and pretend to do something giving them enough space so you can walk comfortably again.
jenifer divine This. Do you think we don't know it, too? 99.9% of guys aren't going to do anything, but we know .1 is ruining it for us, and the obvious anxiety women feel when a guy is anywhere behind them makes us uncomfortable too. So we are left trying various non-creepy visual strategies -- which make it obvious we're self-conscious, and then it ups the uncertainty. Fuck you .1%. Culture of fear blows.
>Walking home late at night somehow end up walking behind this woman in high heels
>I have a naturally fast walking speed she looks back
>im not really paying attention since im messing with my phone she speeds up
>start to scheme
>speed up
>she walks faster
>i walk faster this goes on for a couple seconds
>she starts running
>I start running
>she's booking it
>im booking it
>she trips and starts screaming
>i run past her while screaming
>run into my apartment complex like 3 doors down from this point go inside
>laugh myself to tears
genuine. funny. critical of society.
great piece! Oh and totally nailed the "American white chick" accent and afterward.
can driver called him Denzel? HE is *Idris Elba's* doppelganger
*Stringer bell!!!*
TankInAmerica yup!
I agree! "Brotha Gonna Get GOT!"
TankInAmerica String, String look at me. *WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE?!*
I feel like it’s some sort of meta joke. He knows he looks like Idris, but says Denzel to throw everyone off 😂
correction.. Idris Elba is Greer Barnes' doppelganger lol
Comics that laugh at their own jokes are entertaining
Only if they're funny lol
he's always been like that- i went to PS.84 Elementary school with him on the upper west side of manhattan. even in the 5th grade --i'm not gonna get into it, and i sure wasn't the best behaved kid either, but i can tell you he was insane. but he had me rolling. besides, you never forget a guy named greer barnes. glad to see he turned out ok.
lmfao insane?? how so? what would he do? this stand up was SOOOO alive and awkward. Dave's race jokes are less threatening because he appears so. I feel greer doesn't realize how rough he comes across.
@@kokujin ... I think his manner is so gentle because he's aware of how hardcore he looks.
Soo he was the class clown?
@@kokujin he doesn't come across as rough to me. you're just racist af.
@@kokujin how does Greer come across as “rough”?😂
his indian accent is hilarious!
GIVE THIS MAN A SPECIAL...HE DESERVE IT
the version in Comedy Cellar is better. he is more laid back, and the homesless thing build up to this. So yeah. Other version better.
exactly right
It’s easier to dirty up something clean than to clean up something dirty.
Yeup. That’s pretty much all comedy though. RUclips is showing fans that comedy is better in the club. Tv comedy is always missing something but you’d never know unless you also saw the guys at the club.
One key element to take into account tho: there's a bunch of swear words in the comedy club version. That definitely takes away at the intended delivery. You can't be coming on Colbert talking bout "TOUCHÉ, NIGGAAAA", shit just don't work like that lol
The crowd was probably warmed up at the club too
Idris elba anyone?
YES
iamlegend128 Yes. His older brother.
Lol cuz he's black, fit, and has a beard?
i'm black and Idris came to my mind too. :)
Jawel Zimbabwe no...because he is really cute and looks like him.
That's a good looking grown man 😍😍
Amen ❤️
I concur!!!
You ain't never lied. He fine.
Guuuurll!
You are too no homo
That guy was hilarious! Thank you, Colbert for introducing me to this comedic genius. "You have to come out sometime..."
Half way through the end was pure GOLD..
Oh My Days, remember him from Def Comedy Jam he was hilarious. He has also been on Chappelles show. Good to see he is still doing his thing.
Just his pure joy of being there is soooo cute. He's funny and charming lol. And handsommmmeeeee.
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
indeed :D
Very good ☺
This cat is sleeper one the funniest stand ups out!
This dude made me laugh my ass off.
I've seen him at the Comedy Cellar and he is absolutely hilarious. I think his jokes are so well thought out and written. Smart guy!
"Vishnu, there are white women all over the place." Im dead
That exactly how I feel ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!JUST FACTS
I liked him! Great energy, love the freakin sound effects and imitations xD Probably my favorite stand up comedian that has performed on this show. Good job!
This was good. “Ba ba ba ba, here you go Sarah!”
Holy crap, this is fantastic. It's not often I can equate with a comedian when they do jokes about race (obv especially if we're not the same race), but I can certainly empathize with walking on the sidewalk near women (of any color, really). I try to be mindful, but I don't have a taxi angel who ever picks me up!
Denzel? More like Idris!
Buenomars
Yes. You beat me to it! 😊
Buenomars More like beautiful black man!
When he wears his hair in a small afro he looks like Denzel.
God, last night's audience really _was_ bad... This shit was *hilarious*!
This was fantastic. What a great comedic voice. Keep going, sir!
He has a great persona. Perfect mix of confidence and easygoing.
he seemed nervous but did really well. good stuff
Yeah it's just his style
He's a Vet at this stuff!! That's just part of his stage presence
That’s just him, its his stitch
I love when comics chuckle at their own jokes lol it's like they're on stage, entertaining themselves 😅
Yeah, I really thought it is Idris Elba! Like his twin brother - plus funny. Very talented guy. Why did we not see more of him before?
'I am kidding, why are you running?' 😂
Kevin Hart used to open for this guy...
wow
This guy should be bigger than Kevin Hart...Jesus
@@trevormharris well he seems to be over 5'2" so I'd say hes already bigger than Kevin Hart
@@LpJunior537 Oh I see what you did there....
Seriously? That's crazy...
Wonderful! Had me rolling off my sofa...
impressions on point!
"Hi, my name Sarah. Give me your wallet! " LMFAO! ! That's some funny sh*t.
Usually when I see reused material I’m like UGHGH but he just does it so well every time
This actually had happened in Casablanca Morocco a couple of years ago. A Gang of women would rob people at night using this trick!
😂
Hilarious!!!! Too short of a segment! Give us MORE!!!! ❤❤❤
Its 2020 and i just found about this guy..he's really hilarious
This is Greer's old material, but it's still hilarious!!! This brother is so very talented!!!
I can see him being better. Here it seemed like he was pulling back a lot.
nervous with a lot of pressure and im sure white crowd
GT Tg Na this dude has been doing stand up for something like 30 years. He’s performed in front of every kind of crowd you can think of. ALL comics get nervous on TV and this appearance for Greer was especially a big deal for his career.
Jamal, from "when keeping it real goes wrong "
This guy is GREAT😂. he is sooo good with accents. Also what. A gorgeous hunk
I'm definitely going to look for more of this guy's stuff. That was great.
ive been looking for new greer barnes stand up. glad he's still doing it. wayyyy too underated
This was so funny!
Fantastic premise delivered by one of the greats!
That was hillarious :D
I need to see more of him...he's a beast!!!
smashing closing bit!
Ahhhh!! So refreshing to hear originality!!
This guy hits on topics not talked about 😂😂😂😂👍
Greer Barnes is Very Talented - thank you for giving us a good time with great laughs
Brilliant! That was very good.
Goddamn, sexy and funny! I don't want just your wallet Denzell. lol!
Love him!
Rewatched and understand why it's in my favorites
Omg, I loved it. Its true on every angle.
Actully black men really do feel like this...it's as uncomfortable as f@#k...crossing the road....then maybe you have to take the long way back home just in case she starts to run and accusses you of something...similar to the blackish scene with the little white girl in the lift lol.....cant be too careful man...these police will kill you. Its hot out here for a blackman....
He hilarious.. when he said who's going to believe you looool
This was fun!
I just love this guy! Why haven't I ever seen him before!?
Oh shit Greer!!! He's back! Yes!
dude i loved his laugh LOL
THAT IS AMAZING!!!
This is the first time I saw good stand-up in late night shows. 👍👍
Genius! love it!
Wow. So good, so true, so apt!
Greer Barnes was lots of fun!
it has been a while since i for real literally laughed out loud at one of these late night stand up bits, but this was so funny!
oh wow. this is fucking wonderful! funny content....brilliant delivery
funny and he´s also very nice to look at and listen to
This guys is funnier than most popular comedians.
What a good crowd
I love him 💖
Idris Elba 'Walmart Edition'
The guy was funny af! Hope he gets more spotlight in the future, he deserves it!
Greer Barns has been around for a long time ( 25 plus years in the comedy business ). He's performed all over country but his home base is in NYC. You can catch him at the Boston Comedy Club on MacDougal Street in the village or the Cellar Comedy Club ( 3 blocks down).
I love it, he’s too funny 😂
"My name is not Vishnu. Touche brotha!"
First time I am seeing him.. Awesome stuff
I dunno if I like his style of comedy yet but there's something special about this dude!
Omg this is fucking hillarious
Love this guy.
Love him❤
I know what I want for my birthday! ❤
Amazing
Love this!
Oh my god the white girl impression 👌🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Heard him with the white woman joke like 3x, and I still laugh.. 😂
he must have been. white woman in a previous life cause he's got the mannerism for it lol
How the hell am I just now finding out about this guy? Hes incredible. 😂
He is my favorite stand up
3:44 THANKS GOD FOR THIS MOMENT. ahhahahahaha im almost dead ahahahahaha
That was a hilarious alternative to come up with... well done G