SimCity VS Skylines

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @petermausert6267
    @petermausert6267 5 лет назад +24808

    The funniest thing bout this video is, that everything they said what‘s missing in Cities Skylines, was just added later

    • @seiban8455
      @seiban8455 5 лет назад +2102

      Yeah that's the paradox way alright. Leave it out on release to add it later via DLC.

    • @Memelord-md5hs
      @Memelord-md5hs 5 лет назад +1500

      @@seiban8455 true but to paradox's credit they added the things in and the game is still good to play without them

    • @seiban8455
      @seiban8455 5 лет назад +395

      Well sort of, but the game was still lacking. I mean, without mods, there's very little content there.

    • @workshopofSatan
      @workshopofSatan 5 лет назад +663

      @@seiban8455 I have over 100 hours and am still having fun with no mods or dlc. I finally feel like I got through the tutorial and my newest city is doing well. I definitely can see how I might need to get some dlc to make it more replayable in the future though

    • @seiban8455
      @seiban8455 5 лет назад +267

      @@workshopofSatan Good for you. Skylines is definitely the least broken and barebones without DLC of all of their games, in my opinion.

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 6 лет назад +5453

    Things I learned playing SimCity: I can put hydro stations on waterfalls with no repercussions. Things I learned playing CIties Skylines: Actual traffic theory and application.

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 года назад +249

      It's like comparing kindergarden with highschool. 😅

    • @Kuristina_M
      @Kuristina_M 4 года назад +187

      Makes you appreciate what your actual city does to help alleviate traffic

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +257

      @Makise Kuristina I don’t think my real-life city randomly deletes the cars that are causing the problem.

    • @leelambert1559
      @leelambert1559 4 года назад +251

      WorldTravel1518 my city does. I was in a car where that happened. Just abyss for a few minutes and then I’m home. It’s honestly not that bad.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +80

      @@leelambert1559 I stand corrected.

  • @gotoveritlmao8202
    @gotoveritlmao8202 5 лет назад +6784

    “how do people get around in your city?”
    *They don’t!*

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 4 года назад +133

      I only played Sim City 3000 but I remember once just not making roads and having subway stations in the middle of places and the game acted like it was fine.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад +17

      @@encycl07pedia- simcity city of tomorrow is a secret asset

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 года назад +5

      😓Oof, that hurt.

    • @mr.jamster8414
      @mr.jamster8414 4 года назад +30

      @@encycl07pedia- yeah, i think simcity 4 was the first where roads acted like real roads.

    • @pop5678eye
      @pop5678eye 4 года назад +1

      Realism.

  • @TooLateForIeago
    @TooLateForIeago 4 года назад +3199

    Five years later, it still blows my mind how large a step back SimCity was for its franchise and how superior Skylines is.

    • @bigoljoe1829
      @bigoljoe1829 2 года назад +156

      6 years later and I still feel the most robbed by SimCity, and I've been held up at gunpoint before.

    • @renewagain6956
      @renewagain6956 2 года назад +6

      😂

    • @fluffynator6222
      @fluffynator6222 2 года назад +24

      The micromanagement was genius but everything else... Jesus Christ...

    • @kithranen1542
      @kithranen1542 2 года назад +40

      Oh my sweet summer child, I was playing SimCity on NES in 1989. So 30 years later my poor age-addled mind was blown by Cities: Skylines.
      Imagine the hassle of utilizing a left-hand menu system with a handheld console controller with two(!) buttons. But it was all we had. It was either that or go outside and play with a stick and a stone... get off my lawn!

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 2 года назад +3

      Oh yeah true I never played simcity because I never had a PC good enough to run it tho I played a Wii and a DS version of SimCity but man I could tell how much simcity downgraded and how much better cities skylines was even compare to older SimCity games

  • @martinnoreallymartin3661
    @martinnoreallymartin3661 5 лет назад +13710

    "Just go offline"
    "I DONT KNOW HOW"

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 лет назад +271

      Almost every teen girl in a nutshell...

    • @SapFeaRon
      @SapFeaRon 5 лет назад +440

      @@PerfectAlibi1 that joke was about last simcity being always online tho, which was very bad idea...

    • @Schoolship.
      @Schoolship. 5 лет назад +143

      online only games are the devil.

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 лет назад +49

      @@Schoolship. *ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!!*

    • @102830189291
      @102830189291 5 лет назад +5

      Zachary Barkey Of Courage you can Go in the offline Mode in sim City.

  • @MrMortull
    @MrMortull 8 лет назад +8408

    "J-just go offline."
    "I don't know how!"
    Genius.

    • @hellothere_1257
      @hellothere_1257 8 лет назад +73

      I don't own the newest Sim City. Is this a reference to some stupid EA online only policy?

    • @MrMortull
      @MrMortull 8 лет назад +89

      Yes. Yes it is!
      It's also a joke about how counter-intuitive SimCity can be sometimes... to the point that a lot of players just can't figure through some pretty basic things.

    • @GigAnonymous
      @GigAnonymous 8 лет назад +112

      I think it's mainly a reference to SimCity not having an offline mode, for bullshit reasons. Cities: Skylines' devs poked fun at EA quite a few time about that.
      The SPAM of notifications is related to Chirper in Cities: Skylines, the Twitter-like thing that kept on pinging useless notifications. The first community mod EVER for C:S was to kill that damn bird, to the devs' dismay.

    • @MrMortull
      @MrMortull 8 лет назад +27

      Gig Anonymous This precisely. EA backpedaled pretty hard on it about a year after release I think, but the latest SimCity shipped with a 'vital' always-online feature that 'it simply could not work without'. And then when the hype passed and the first wave of Pirates had already worked out how to fool the barely-disguised DRM. suddenly the game turned out not to need an internet connection quite as much any more. Shocking, I know... = _=

    • @GigAnonymous
      @GigAnonymous 8 лет назад +14

      I actually pre-ordered the damn thing, you know. Two weeks after release
      I STILL couldn't launch it, because between Origin and the DRM on the
      game itself it just wouldn't launch.
      I ended up getting a full refund, and I've vowed to never ever give a single cent to EA again. I'll give my money to Bioware, Valve and indie developers instead.

  • @lr-
    @lr- 6 лет назад +8835

    "He's called Maxis man!"
    "In memoriam?"
    Oof, that hits hard

    •  5 лет назад +21

      ngl, I had to look that expression up.

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 5 лет назад +18

      L R what is it?

    • @therealdave06
      @therealdave06 5 лет назад +177

      @@MichaelJ44 that it's dead and old

    • @MildlyOCD
      @MildlyOCD 5 лет назад +584

      @@MichaelJ44 Maxis, the main studio that created Simcity, the Sims, & Spore, was effectively gutted & killed but EA.
      It's even worse because the game that the main director wanted to work on was Spore. EA forced an early production, & was surprised when the game ended up being somewhat disappointing, especially the space stage (I recommend Stellaris if you want a better version of it), & since they completely removed the aquatic stage from the game. I believe he left Maxis before it shut down.
      Now, Maxis is just in the same position as Bioware; if it's not considered dead entirely, it's a husk of what it used to be.

    • @morbidmax7064
      @morbidmax7064 5 лет назад +77

      Ea also saved Maxis back in the 90s when it were going bankrupt.
      It's an unfortunate and unforgiving industry to work in. One bad sell of a title can kill off a studio, mainly because it needs the money to pay the salaries of the developers. EA and other publishers do actually save many studios in the long run. But if sales are bad, then a publisher loses hope in the studio. As it's a industry in its foundation built on shortsighted income. And like every other business focused on shortsighted income, bad decisions are made. Today there are a lot of competition over us gamers. One bad game and we find a multitude of competitors. Publishers are at fault yes, but so too are the studios, they made a grievous mistake in one game and they are forgotten. Bioware died with swtor, it was to be honest only decent at best. Maxis is currently slowly losing sims. Dice lost some with bfv. Bethesda we can all see is next to the chopping block. Telltale is already dead. Many classic studios is going down in favour for newer studios. Collosal Order wit skylines and Spiders are the upcoming big dogs in rpg. Blizzard clawed their way back with return of classic. Bungie is currently remaking all their games to release for pc. To be upset at a publisher always felt wrong, partly, had they not funded the studios some of my and your favourite games never been made. Studios and talent lost early on.

  • @shaggyhascancer4489
    @shaggyhascancer4489 4 года назад +4478

    “My City has industry! Every kind you can imagine!”
    *Cities Skylines: industry DLC has stepped into battle*

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 4 года назад +36

      now available with the season's pass

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 4 года назад +84

      or through piracy

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 4 года назад +49

      And even more recently, Cities Skylines added fishing to the list. Yes, fishing.

    • @Arkiasis
      @Arkiasis 4 года назад +14

      Same with the disasters too

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +6

      @OneManArmy disasters are a bit old by this point.

  • @sparkieT88
    @sparkieT88 5 лет назад +8943

    4 years later. Skylines has all the stuff sim city claimed they didn't

    • @asheer9114
      @asheer9114 4 года назад +189

      Well, exept big ☢ monster... but who known, maybe one day... 😈

    • @amberlewis012
      @amberlewis012 4 года назад +68

      @Cursed Miura and tons of fricking mods

    • @Botar48
      @Botar48 4 года назад +104

      As DLC. Don't get me wrong I like the new stuff bit it took years and you have to pay for them. Still better than being absolutely broken at launch with tiny cities.

    • @rigel8755
      @rigel8755 4 года назад +9

      @@averyjavier376 i remember when AD was THE REAL THING... but now it just comes with the game itself, it's just one mechanic addition i think, and if you're a builder, it sucks a lot to build at night, so... i don't even play with night activated lol

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад +2

      @@rigel8755 claimed city of tomorrow purpose torturing everything

  • @DarthNoox
    @DarthNoox 5 лет назад +15768

    “We have tornadoes and earthquakes and giant radioactive lizard monsters that destroy our buildings!” We have RT Game and Country Roads

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 5 лет назад +528

      That's it. Simcity is done.

    • @BrushfireColton
      @BrushfireColton 5 лет назад +466

      Holy shit. Three years after this video was made. RT really blew up didn’t he

    • @Teletric
      @Teletric 5 лет назад +165

      Now SimCity can't even use that as a selling point.

    • @nolategame6367
      @nolategame6367 5 лет назад +94

      And now we have the first two and Meteors and floods.

    • @royaldarkness8453
      @royaldarkness8453 5 лет назад +30

      what this Country road channel you talking about ?, it seem I didn't find a right one, the RT Game are quite know though

  • @amberlilly1899
    @amberlilly1899 6 лет назад +4933

    Lol EA now added cites skylines to origin I think they finally accepted defeat

    • @mattk750
      @mattk750 5 лет назад +71

      Hey is that you in your profile pic? Because i remember seeing a tinder post with your profile pic

    • @-CrimsoN-
      @-CrimsoN- 5 лет назад +148

      @@eduluz5577 incel

    • @pyroagentofchaos
      @pyroagentofchaos 5 лет назад +18

      @@-CrimsoN- lol

    • @daveice20
      @daveice20 5 лет назад +137

      @@mattk750 you are an absolute weirdo, "hey, I'm some weird guy you swiped left to on Tinder, but here I am shooting my shot on RUclips!"

    • @mattk750
      @mattk750 5 лет назад +137

      @@daveice20 No you got it wrong. I saw her on a Best of tinder post and i was wondering if that really her because that would be a cool coincidence

  • @pentadeuce1086
    @pentadeuce1086 4 года назад +2072

    "How do people get around in your city?"
    "They don't. They just sit there."
    That sounds glorious.

    • @davidleon6831
      @davidleon6831 3 года назад +49

      This surely was posted pre COVID

    • @bso1538
      @bso1538 3 года назад +8

      @@davidleon6831 best comment

    • @AG-yc7vt
      @AG-yc7vt 2 года назад +5

      Goodluck making a non car centric city in skylines without buying Mass Transit, Green Cities, or Parklife DLC.
      Since EA capitulated in the city sandbox genre. Skylines has to compete with the sims 4 with how many DLC’s they can add to the game to make it better instead of making a new game.

    • @ryder6860
      @ryder6860 Год назад +1

      ​​@@AG-yc7vt we have mods that can make the experience 10 times better

  • @timmyc9915
    @timmyc9915 4 года назад +1627

    SimCity: "My city has industry; every kind you can imagine."
    Cities Skylines: *eventually adds Industry DLC*

    • @timmyc9915
      @timmyc9915 3 года назад +13

      I hate to say it, but...
      69 likes...?

    • @mrsaanes
      @mrsaanes 3 года назад +8

      @@timmyc9915 not any more foo

    • @timmyc9915
      @timmyc9915 3 года назад +2

      @@mrsaanes aww but its ok

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 2 года назад +3

      @@timmyc9915
      Grow up

    • @hunterbear2421
      @hunterbear2421 2 года назад +1

      simcity 2013

  • @therealgevcl
    @therealgevcl 4 года назад +6239

    2020
    Simcity: dead
    Cities skylines: alive and recieving new content
    Edit: it's 2022 now and my comment is still as valid as the day i made it
    Edit: it's 2023 now and a sequel is officially on the way while the simcity franchise is pretty much dead

    • @MuhammedGemci
      @MuhammedGemci 4 года назад +153

      Lemme correct you; Cities Skylines: The biz has always been great, and only is getting greater!

    • @TanyaOwens
      @TanyaOwens 4 года назад +52

      But is it new, like really new or is it piecemeal content that mirrors what was already released in SimCity. Like you can't clean ground pollution in Cities skylines

    • @MuhammedGemci
      @MuhammedGemci 4 года назад +99

      @@TanyaOwens you can't? lol, just build the Eden Project

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +73

      @Tanya O I would like to introduce you to my good friend the Eden Project.

    • @AsgardTheFatcel
      @AsgardTheFatcel 4 года назад +27

      @@TanyaOwens use mods instead.

  • @medafan53
    @medafan53 5 лет назад +3691

    Sim City: We have Industries and Universities
    Cities Skylines, Give us a few Years.

  • @albertskoften1452
    @albertskoften1452 2 года назад +361

    "What does Maxis Man do? Does he fight crime?"
    "Of course! He fights Dr. Vu!"
    "Who's Dr. Vu?"
    "We hired him. To fight Maxis Man. He's a great guy. A real industry leader."

    • @OK_hate_this_handle
      @OK_hate_this_handle Год назад +10

      Indeed a great guy. We give him materials and money to attack our city so we can earn golden keys from rebuilding them 😊

    • @ogge9296
      @ogge9296 Год назад +10

      The super hero shit in simcity was awful lol

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 Год назад

      @@ogge9296 dr vu was fine because he was from sc4

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp 8 лет назад +1376

    "just go offline!"
    "I don't know HOW!"
    NAILED IT :D

    • @xXfallenmercy24Xx
      @xXfallenmercy24Xx 8 лет назад +6

      Hah now they do

    • @zionix2036
      @zionix2036 7 лет назад +11

      this was posted in 2015 when simcity dident have offline

    • @insanityking5008
      @insanityking5008 7 лет назад +1

      it does now

    • @krishopson9214
      @krishopson9214 7 лет назад +24

      SimCity (2013) got an offline mode in 2014, a year after its original release.

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 6 лет назад

      me in a nutshell

  • @tralphstreet
    @tralphstreet 8 лет назад +756

    "-Just go offline
    -I DON'T KNOW HOW!"
    Gold

    • @ferrikone5583
      @ferrikone5583 6 лет назад +2

      The new energy meters the new energy meTERS THE NEW ENERGY METERS THE NEW ENERGY DOOM NO EXIT THERE IS NO HOPE AHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • @EgyYPutra
    @EgyYPutra 8 лет назад +705

    "Just go offline" That line kills me.

    • @RepensiYT
      @RepensiYT 7 месяцев назад

      Im not braking the 699 likes

  • @BigGucciCholo
    @BigGucciCholo 4 года назад +1657

    “Define cloverleaf interchange, I dare you”
    “Sounds gay, my city has industry”
    I literally died lmao

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 2 года назад +3

      no

    • @Siko7000
      @Siko7000 2 года назад +12

      Rest in peace, you will be remembered 😔😔😔😔

    • @4tbf616
      @4tbf616 2 года назад +4

      Oh god it does actually sound gay

    • @AG-yc7vt
      @AG-yc7vt 2 года назад +3

      City Skylines tryna compete with EA’s Sims 4 for how long you can keep a game alive by selling DLC’s without making a new game.

    • @richardlovesearth5218
      @richardlovesearth5218 2 года назад +1

      @@Siko7000 who died?

  • @NXE212
    @NXE212 6 лет назад +5718

    Cities skyline have
    *WEST VIRGINIA*
    Does sim city have that

    • @Zelia_Wolf
      @Zelia_Wolf 6 лет назад +274

      Oh fucking Damn it RT

    • @benjaminbalogh5524
      @benjaminbalogh5524 6 лет назад +55

      RT

    • @mint530
      @mint530 6 лет назад +21

      Bluehat Gaming NXE RT

    • @ruinedhkg365
      @ruinedhkg365 6 лет назад +25

      I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU KNOW HIM RT GAMES

    • @vasxus
      @vasxus 6 лет назад +32

      West Virginia floods after sewage tank fills up

  • @NightShader1
    @NightShader1 8 лет назад +739

    Haha the ending:"Just go offline! - I don't know how!!" :D

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 8 лет назад +5

      Yeah dam fucking always online DRM..ugh! quickest way to kill a games longevity cuase what if said servers go down..oh you spend 80 dollar on game you can't even play SINGLe player cause no servers..

    • @SashaMasonVR
      @SashaMasonVR 8 лет назад +1

      +zuzoscorner You can also not go singleplayer if you connection somehow screws up. Well, I mean they got offline mode now.... while Cities: Skylines is soon getting this: store.steampowered.com/app/515191/

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 8 лет назад +1

      ***** Yeah my rant was mostly about that game (Despite not owning it) but still online DRM is bullshit..that like Xbox games having single player but you can't play i unless you sign into the account.
      personally I like single player games more then muliplayer anyway.

    • @devgamingchanneldgc1525
      @devgamingchanneldgc1525 7 лет назад +1

      NightShader1 a

  • @RexusprimeIX
    @RexusprimeIX 5 лет назад +3267

    "tHaT's To StEeP" Nothing a little bit of road anarchy mod can't fix.

    • @u.s.k.maalof4969
      @u.s.k.maalof4969 5 лет назад +102

      Sim City: well fuck

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 года назад +82

      CS: A little bit of TM:PE, road anarchy, Move It, underground wire and a nice Lut and your city is your dream.
      SC: Don't make up words that don't exist!!1!

    • @rigel8755
      @rigel8755 4 года назад +24

      Those who play on console just have to take this fate and watch cims walk 90° up at warp speed...

    • @t0x1cl
      @t0x1cl 4 года назад +2

      @@ma14.27 hold on what mods are those?

    • @doinyamom3196
      @doinyamom3196 4 года назад +8

      *cries in console*

  • @YTomi26
    @YTomi26 3 года назад +343

    SimCity: That's too steep
    Cities: Let's just anarchy that in

  • @krishacz
    @krishacz 8 лет назад +4800

    The only thing better in Simcity is the expandable service buildings. Would be nice to just add a plattform to a station in Skylines...

    • @NukaPlaysGames
      @NukaPlaysGames 8 лет назад +103

      Krisha Actually that's what makes me go back to it

    • @almerakbar
      @almerakbar 8 лет назад +380

      That's why Cities Skylines has full modding support. Your problem has been solved by multiple mods.

    • @krishacz
      @krishacz 8 лет назад +37

      Almer Akbar really? Which ones? I know RICO gives you large buildings...

    • @almerakbar
      @almerakbar 8 лет назад +141

      I was talking about the modular expandable train stations

    • @NukaPlaysGames
      @NukaPlaysGames 8 лет назад +121

      We mean stuff like the fact you could add ambulance bays to clinics, classrooms to schools etc

  • @Wrench626
    @Wrench626 8 лет назад +2621

    "Do you have a superhero? We do. He's called MaxisMan"
    "In memoriam?"
    GOD DAMN.
    FUCKING SAVAGE.

    • @therudestofclouds2007
      @therudestofclouds2007 8 лет назад +116

      Luke Fletcher rip maxis: spore was pretty good

    • @JS-311
      @JS-311 8 лет назад +8

      Luke Fletcher I read that as he said it in the video. What are the chances lmao

    • @mbos14
      @mbos14 8 лет назад +59

      spore was not even a ghost of what it was suposed to be.

    • @kieranmunro8268
      @kieranmunro8268 7 лет назад +46

      mbos14 but it's still pretty good

    • @rebelwolf772
      @rebelwolf772 7 лет назад +18

      until you get to the space age

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 6 лет назад +8904

    "What makes you better than me? I was here first!"
    "Maybe that's it. Maybe I have a new perspective on things."
    "Oh yeah, a new perspective on roads?"
    "Define 'Clover leaf interchange', I dare you."
    "Sounds gay."
    Comedy gold.

    • @stenl4862
      @stenl4862 6 лет назад +9

      NAME NAMENAME n

    • @kellerweskier7214
      @kellerweskier7214 6 лет назад +74

      a different perspective isnt always a good thing.
      EA
      Bethesda
      Disney

    • @namenamename390
      @namenamename390 6 лет назад +61

      @@kellerweskier7214 but it is in the case of Cities skylines.

    • @elijahjoel537
      @elijahjoel537 6 лет назад +1

      I want to leave this on 666 likes

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe 6 лет назад +8

      @@kellerweskier7214 did you just compare EA and bethesda

  • @elafimilo8199
    @elafimilo8199 3 года назад +432

    😂😂😂 I feel for the Sim City guy so much.
    "Just go offline!"
    "I don't know how!"
    He sounds so desperate 😂

    • @kithranen1542
      @kithranen1542 2 года назад +14

      I remember when the new SimCity came out and it had always-on internet connection as a requirement. Man, the backlash they got on that one. As far as I know, that was the death knell for the SimCity franchise. I'm not sure, as I didn't buy that hot garbage. It could be they have made something new in the 15 years since (?), but I have Skylines now, so it doesn't really matter.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 2 года назад +2

      Oh yeah. I just turned 70 and my mind put up a "closed for business" sign.

    • @ShenLong991
      @ShenLong991 Год назад

      @@kithranen1542 Well... as the whole infrastructure is now dead, they put out an "offline-mode" Patch and deleted the two "save to cloud" and "load from cloud" functioncalls in the code.

  • @makalism
    @makalism 5 лет назад +3370

    Cities Skylines: “There are dead people waiting for transport”
    Me: “WELL B*TCH STOP DYING”

    • @magic-or-whatever
      @magic-or-whatever 5 лет назад +71

      3rd failed city huh?

    • @loljptrollergami7325
      @loljptrollergami7325 5 лет назад +132

      @@magic-or-whatever I think my city got the black death
      5 times

    • @Joseph-lj4sp
      @Joseph-lj4sp 5 лет назад +131

      The trick is not zoning too much residential at the same time. Zone a lot at the same time=lots of people moving in at the same time=lots of people dying of old age at the same time=you’re screwed

    • @akairohoshi1872
      @akairohoshi1872 5 лет назад +41

      In my city the goods stopped arriving at stores to an extent where I gave every store its own cargo station👍

    • @iluvyunie
      @iluvyunie 5 лет назад +136

      WHY IS THE LANDFILL BEING ROBBED NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION THAT'S ON FIRE NEXT TO THE FIRE STATION

  • @jackhealy3328
    @jackhealy3328 8 лет назад +2104

    Good god, this is some of the best comedic writing I've ever seen! You've got the timing, the inflection and the punchlines down to a science. You guys deserve way more recognition and I'll see to it that this channel gets spread around.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +148

      Thanks so much! All help is appreciated :)

    • @xxflavioxx
      @xxflavioxx 8 лет назад +3

      Agreed, it was really good.

    • @Johnny0Masters
      @Johnny0Masters 7 лет назад +2

      They are pretty good. Don't forget the work of the editor too!

    • @simplymonica6888
      @simplymonica6888 7 лет назад +6

      I am about to subsribe now after watching this video. I was able to make a decision to buy Cities Skylines, and get a good laugh at this lol

    • @thomasbayer1843
      @thomasbayer1843 7 лет назад +4

      Yes the writing is very good, but they lost me on a few of their lines but whatever. However the camera shots are a bit confusing, but their recent videos that I've seen are much improved.

  • @Faxanadu_
    @Faxanadu_ 9 лет назад +307

    All those countless hours building cities in the old Simcity 2000 game only to allow the giant alien monster thing come and obliterate said hours in mere moments. Ah childhood..RIP in pepperoni Maxis, and all hail our new Skylines overlords.

    • @JaimeValladares00
      @JaimeValladares00 9 лет назад +9

      Or you can just play SC4 again. -_-

    • @Faxanadu_
      @Faxanadu_ 9 лет назад +1

      Jaime Valladares Truth be told I never touched 4, I sorta grew out of the genre when it was released, but gave 5 a try and regretted it.

    • @JaimeValladares00
      @JaimeValladares00 9 лет назад +7

      Alex Soporov It got boring for you. SC4 is not boring if you get mods.

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 7 лет назад +5

      I started on SC 3000, then got 4 when it came out. I can't even say how much time I spent on it and I loved it. I lost interest for a while, then discovered the modding community, started downloading mods and addons and it instantly renewed my love of the game.
      I was kind of sceptical when I saw the gameplay demos of the new SimCity. I wasn't sure I liked how they handled zoning and stuff and the gameplay seemed very restricted. I didn't get a chance to try it out though because around the time it came out I switched to using Linux. I can't even remember how, but I stumbled across Cities Skylines and when I got Steam I was really excited to see it would run on my Linux machine. It seems it all worked out for the best.

  • @ilakya
    @ilakya 4 года назад +490

    Simcity: "I have tornadoes and earth quake"
    City Skyline: "Well, I build a dam and there's flood everywhere.

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 года назад +2

      OMG😂, that's so annoying.❤

    • @meeperdudeify
      @meeperdudeify 4 года назад +12

      Really wondering if anyone who plays city skylines knows how dams work

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад

      @@ma14.27 city skyline is very easy and simcity have a weakness sort needed around world making them

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 года назад +4

      @@nichsa8984 sorry, I don't understand what you mean, I don't understand the sentence. Can you please write it different or explain?

    • @arandomguy8619
      @arandomguy8619 3 года назад +4

      @@nichsa8984 city skylines is wayyyyyy harder than sim city

  • @drconspiiracyy4680
    @drconspiiracyy4680 8 лет назад +306

    2:52 city skylines released natural disasters pack because of this video

    • @marbleswan6664
      @marbleswan6664 5 лет назад

      DrConspiiracyy isnt that always been in the game?

    • @enaxto8875
      @enaxto8875 5 лет назад +1

      @@marbleswan6664 no

    • @GokkeSokkenDK
      @GokkeSokkenDK 5 лет назад

      @@marbleswan6664 Nope, it's a DLC

  • @Sasquench
    @Sasquench 9 лет назад +271

    I dunno, giant radioactive lizard monsters can really help to stimulate the real estate and construction industries.

    • @FeepingCreature
      @FeepingCreature 9 лет назад +12

      I know it's a joke but that's called the broken window fallacy; the money that would have gone into real estate and construction could usually be spent more productively elsewhere. Opportunity cost!

    • @Andreas4696
      @Andreas4696 7 лет назад +2

      Sasquatch At His Computer Nancy Pelosi logic.

    • @natanaelkristian1342
      @natanaelkristian1342 7 лет назад +1

      Lindsey Lewis Euthanized? So you think he should kill himself after spewing 1 sentence in youtube comment? Wow, you leftist are so noble, aren't you?

    • @natanaelkristian1342
      @natanaelkristian1342 7 лет назад +2

      Lindsey Lewis You wanna know what's funny? It's funny that you almost sound like Trump himself, what an irony, right?

    • @natanaelkristian1342
      @natanaelkristian1342 7 лет назад +2

      Lindsey Lewis hey, I wasn't talking about Trump here or even supporting him, I'm talking about you. Why don't you take a moment and see your comment, how you started talking like Trump. Funny how hatred can blind us, right?

  • @Sanguiniusnz
    @Sanguiniusnz 9 лет назад +314

    "Just go offline"
    "I don't know how!"
    Made me laugh the hardest,

    • @bernardhansell2490
      @bernardhansell2490 6 лет назад

      Good old chirper

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад

      @@bernardhansell2490 well i'm guess skylines has a robocop killing that lizard

  • @AgentB7
    @AgentB7 5 лет назад +698

    “We have tornadoes and earthquakes” - Well, now we have too, along with a whole emergency management, awareness and preparedness system.

    • @lukasholtkamp7614
      @lukasholtkamp7614 4 года назад +64

      The difference between Dimcity and Cities Skylines is, that in Simcity natural distasters are some sadistic feature to tear down your whole city. In CS it's for simulating realistic desaster management

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад

      @Lukas Holtkamp there’s a mod that makes it a bit more like it was in SC.

    • @Hello-og
      @Hello-og 3 года назад +6

      @@wta1518 And why would you want that?

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 года назад +17

      @@Hello-og Because some people like destroying things.

    • @mejhdhhicbfshihids652
      @mejhdhhicbfshihids652 3 года назад +5

      Still missing giant lizard monsters

  • @XandWacky
    @XandWacky 8 лет назад +2295

    Skylines actually has people playing it.

    • @craftworded
      @craftworded 8 лет назад +24

      Hey i play simcity ;-;

    • @alexnobuta2839
      @alexnobuta2839 8 лет назад +7

      +Driek Van Der Meulen sim city is perrty good with its music

    • @1racerboy1
      @1racerboy1 8 лет назад +48

      There are mods that allow you to put music from pretty much any SimCity in Cities Skylines lol

    • @alexnobuta2839
      @alexnobuta2839 8 лет назад +5

      1racerboy1 7yea but sim city does have better graphics

    • @bpdupreez4739
      @bpdupreez4739 8 лет назад +3

      GhostGaming101///GFX/// NEIN

  • @HolyNatanil
    @HolyNatanil 6 лет назад +1524

    Is there an "SimCity VS Skylines" 2018 Version? You know with all the Updates in the past 3 years.

    • @BobTheTesaurus
      @BobTheTesaurus 6 лет назад +229

      Yeah, have it start with a well-groomed C: S Mayor walking down a street in a nice suit and come across a poor and homeless SimCity Mayor because he just cant compete.

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 лет назад +30

      is it still skylines? i've always wanted to buy that game and just wanted to make sure of the most updated game

    • @hannesmonsees9101
      @hannesmonsees9101 5 лет назад +25

      Well, as much as I'd enjoy seeing something like that, I think it would be unfair. It was already unfair then and even more so nowadays

    • @baljeep_gay
      @baljeep_gay 5 лет назад +14

      @@hannesmonsees9101 like comparing some African village to NYC in the number of hospital beds?

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 5 лет назад +34

      Even at basegame Skylines made SimCity look like a joke. By this point it'd be like kicking a corpse...

  • @TheByQQ
    @TheByQQ 6 лет назад +2418

    "We have tornadoes, and earthquakes..."
    "None of these things are good"
    *one year later, in 2016*
    "Hey guys, you can buy a DLC which adds tornadoes and earthquakes to Cities Skylines!"

    • @tophitsofficial6225
      @tophitsofficial6225 4 года назад +1

      @Vinicius Raposo hey

    • @GrandMichigan
      @GrandMichigan 4 года назад +140

      But disasters in Skylines are better because you can respond to them in a realistic way. You can build resources that can predict them and help your citizens evacuate. They aren't just random disasters for the sake of having them. Not to mention now the game has so much and they continue to support the modders and community.

    • @tophitsofficial6225
      @tophitsofficial6225 4 года назад +6

      @@GrandMichigan true

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 года назад

      Yaeeeh

    • @ReptilianLaserbeam
      @ReptilianLaserbeam 4 года назад +10

      @@GrandMichigan TBH I just bought the game a month ago, and even for a game that was release on 2015 the community following and supporting it is HUGE. I know they'll keep releasing DLCs, and the steam workshop keeps releasing amazing mods and assets.

  • @jimzacka3805
    @jimzacka3805 4 года назад +738

    Simscity is like the older sibling that thinks he is gonna always be smarter than City Skylines

    • @asrielfbi5975
      @asrielfbi5975 3 года назад +3

      Its just an older Game, jeez. It didn't make anything wrong... In a near future there Will be a greater Game than cities skylines and this bs Will repeat again.

    • @FermiToll
      @FermiToll 3 года назад +6

      The problem is "the modern" "online" approach knowitall executives wanted to give to Simcity 2013; when i play Skylines actually i think is like "simcity 5" or something, but like one of Simcity devs told, the concept was too nerdy to modern EA; no the kind of games they wanted to do nowdays.

    • @actouep8643
      @actouep8643 3 года назад +19

      @@asrielfbi5975 There is only a two years gap between Simcity 2013 and Cities Skylines, Simcity 2013 is so fucked up that Simcity4 is still a better game and they didn't even tried to fix that.
      It's been 6 years since CS and the game is still fresh. Of course if a good city builder like them comes out today, chances are that it will be better.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 3 года назад +1

      Sim City is like Dark Souls to City Skylines's Mine Craft

    • @renewagain6956
      @renewagain6956 2 года назад +3

      That's the most nonsensical game comparison I've ever seen.

  • @liamsawyer8193
    @liamsawyer8193 8 лет назад +3317

    I love city skylines, it makes sim city look like trash and this puts the whole thing into perspective.

    • @jrexx56
      @jrexx56 8 лет назад +19

      Only thing Cities Skylines Lacks is Disasters (Not Bullshit Lizards or Robots) Like Natural Disasters depending on the Region you choose...

    • @LucidGhostYT
      @LucidGhostYT 8 лет назад +41

      @Jared Fogle
      Those are coming too! #ColossalOrderIsTheNewOrder

    • @dustymooneye5858
      @dustymooneye5858 8 лет назад +18

      Cities Skylines does have those dams that might flood your city :3

    • @callmedrew5726
      @callmedrew5726 8 лет назад +9

      I never understood how these fuckers (dams) work.

    • @JS-311
      @JS-311 8 лет назад +5

      Drew those damn dams have to have land on the sides higher than the Sam to prevent the water from overflowing. Also, you need the water to be coming from outside the map so it doesn't drain on both sides

  • @wlazejek
    @wlazejek 7 лет назад +2993

    Cities Skylines

  • @HuevoBendito
    @HuevoBendito 8 лет назад +1150

    This is genius. I found you guys through your Civ V vids, and I find your other vids to be on par.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +30

      Thank you! Glad you found us :D

    • @peefTubeReal
      @peefTubeReal 8 лет назад +7

      Best parody of Mac vs. PC I've seen

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 7 лет назад +2

      Cities. I like Civ 6 though.

    • @thomasbayer1843
      @thomasbayer1843 7 лет назад +1

      Cities is good but I've got several friends who play Civ 5 and are still playing it steadily after all these years and have thousands of hours into it. I like playing online with Civ 5 but it's such a commitment to get into a full game.

    • @VodShod
      @VodShod 6 лет назад

      it seems most people found them through the civ videos. I did as well

  • @thesalamilids
    @thesalamilids 4 года назад +637

    “sounds gay” that’s what a cloverleaf interchange hater would say

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 3 года назад +19

      DCMI is so much better because you don’t have cars looping and adding extra congestion.

    • @jacobeden2083
      @jacobeden2083 3 года назад +29

      Cloverleafs suuuuuuuuuck, turbines for life

    • @brokkrep
      @brokkrep 3 года назад +3

      Those slow the traffic pretty much down.

    • @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677
      @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677 3 года назад

      lol

    • @thomasbursitzky
      @thomasbursitzky 3 года назад +7

      @@jacobeden2083 Confirmed; I've just rebuilt a Cloverleaf by a Turbine. 😁

  • @blanker_flanker4978
    @blanker_flanker4978 8 лет назад +173

    The Skyline mayor forgotten about 'One Way Roads' that can also solve the traffic issue.

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 8 лет назад +7

      not a thing in Simcity Reboot.

    • @bryllecruz8197
      @bryllecruz8197 6 лет назад

      Blanker_ Flanker in simcity there's a mod for that ... and its so damn hard to place

  • @playeronthebeat
    @playeronthebeat 5 лет назад +261

    This is four years old and I watched it, when it was released and I come back at it everytime. This never gets old. Especially because of all the new Updates and DLC Cities has received over the years.
    Cities is awesome.
    It still stands that Cities is in fact what SimCity should have been in the first place.
    But I'm haply with how things turned out. I love Cities and I do play it a lot.

    • @datonedoge822
      @datonedoge822 5 лет назад +1

      playeronthebeat sim city 2013 is an embarrassment to the sim city franchise SC4 and SC3K perfectly executed what a city building game should be but EA had to go and ruin it

    • @codenamecordon
      @codenamecordon 4 года назад

      playeronthebeat cities skylines with all the DLCs has gotten very expensive though ☹️ really wanted to buy it but even with the end of the year huge discounts, it’s still ~90€. Base game is ~7€ with the heavy discounts but is it worth getting just the base game?

    • @MuhammedGemci
      @MuhammedGemci 4 года назад +1

      ​@@codenamecordon this is kinda late, but most DLCs just add eyecandy stuff. You can be perfectly fine with having Mass Transit and After Dark DLCs. Maybe Snowfall too if you are interested in trams and winter cities. As for the rest, you can collect them as time goes by.

    • @Sam-bl8vj
      @Sam-bl8vj 3 года назад +3

      @@MuhammedGemci That's exactly what I did and what I would also recommend others do. I got the base game then After Dark, Snowfall and Mass Transit last year. More recently I got Natural Disasters and Sunset Harbor. Soon I will get Campus/Industries/Parklife and Green Cities if I need/want them. 264 hours so far

    • @kyledavis4890
      @kyledavis4890 3 года назад +1

      EA ruined simcity... that's just a fact. Perhaps simcity 2k was the last best one...

  • @Meirstein
    @Meirstein 8 лет назад +307

    "I've been doing this for 20 years. I peaked in 2004 though."

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth 8 лет назад +7

      first game in the series, SimCity, published in 1989 = 27 years XD

    • @JS-311
      @JS-311 8 лет назад +19

      Meirstein Sim City 4 was so good that I still play it *without mods* today

    • @syntheticfox_real
      @syntheticfox_real 7 лет назад +23

      2004 was the year SimCity hit gold. Then.... it turned to pyrite.

    • @petersenior5432
      @petersenior5432 6 лет назад +1

      Nah, Zirconium. A lot of money in it as fake diamond, but pretty worthless otherwise

  • @JontyLevine
    @JontyLevine 4 года назад +262

    Not pictured: Cities XL sitting in a corner and eating crayons

    • @jamiemackie3994
      @jamiemackie3994 3 года назад +24

      Simcity societies is also dead in the other corner.

    • @JaredJonesAZ
      @JaredJonesAZ 3 года назад +11

      Cities XL: I hope you really like our organic street layout scheme, because the only thing that's good about this game

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 года назад +4

      I'll never forget it, because I was between buying it and Civilization V.

    • @Saviliana
      @Saviliana 2 года назад

      Until you hear A-Train (Yes it does still exist and kicking.)

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад

      *shoving them up his nose

  • @miguelator-uy
    @miguelator-uy 7 лет назад +8396

    In my opinion. Cities skylines is better than simcity

    • @jcveney12
      @jcveney12 6 лет назад +1495

      miguel pacheco that’s not an opinion that’s fact

    • @indapytv9051
      @indapytv9051 6 лет назад +198

      miguel pacheco Simcity 2013 yes but, Simcity 4 Deluxe Edition no

    • @icalarmati
      @icalarmati 6 лет назад +15

      MrSaintsFan9 Even that is an opinion.

    • @ghjpkshdgtjdgvbzm
      @ghjpkshdgtjdgvbzm 6 лет назад +7

      that is false

    • @Grasss
      @Grasss 6 лет назад +18

      You don't say :)

  • @samcavanagh7993
    @samcavanagh7993 6 лет назад +503

    "We have a superhero, he's called maxis man"
    "In memoriam?"
    I'M DEAD

    • @rudymolina2580
      @rudymolina2580 5 лет назад +20

      He is too!

    • @RothRocks2000
      @RothRocks2000 5 лет назад +7

      We'll name a superhero after you.

    • @lukextrinity3266
      @lukextrinity3266 4 года назад +2

      I still Don't get it?

    • @5xg378
      @5xg378 4 года назад +11

      @@lukextrinity3266 Maxis doesnt exist anymore, died in 2015

  • @alicebrown6215
    @alicebrown6215 8 лет назад +136

    "Define Cloverleaf Interchange. I dare you."
    "Sounds gay. My city has industry."

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 6 лет назад +4

      Will Brown Cold war described in two sentences

  • @ritualentertainment
    @ritualentertainment 3 года назад +114

    Well, after more than 20 years of playing SimCity, I think this video sold me on moving to Cities Skylines. Haven't laughed this hard in ages! 😂😂😂

    • @AG-yc7vt
      @AG-yc7vt 2 года назад +5

      If you want an almost 10 year old game then yea go for it. If you want a game that is up to 2022 standards you’ll have to spend some cash on DLC’s.
      Took the Same route EA did with the sims 4. “Instead of make a new game, just add DLC’s and upscale the resolution”

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 Год назад +4

      @@AG-yc7vt Right now, Cities: Skylines 2 is under development. Due to release this October.

    • @deathhog
      @deathhog Год назад

      Ngl, after a few years of playing CS I just said "oh to hell with this" and went back SC4 with NAM.
      I got tired of babysitting traffic when I wanted to build massive cities. Now I don't have to deal with everyone and their grandmother using one single lane on a 6 lane road, I don't have to deal with pedestrians spawning freaking pocket cars, rail systems for freight are actually worth building, etc etc.

    • @_Crazyman109
      @_Crazyman109 Год назад

      @@AG-yc7vtit’s still a good game without dlcs. You can even get mods and assets if you want.

    • @torb1trick415
      @torb1trick415 8 месяцев назад

      20 years of playing a borderline mobile game... you do you

  • @Divide21
    @Divide21 7 лет назад +659

    I think we can all agree to say that Skylines wins.

    • @jakublewandowski318
      @jakublewandowski318 5 лет назад +6

      HuntingMachine the problem is that the only thing that simcity needs is making the 3000 version work on 64 bit comps and add faster times this was the perfect game intuitive fun and cities skyline is just an opposite they tried to make eu4 out of a simulator

    • @nouche
      @nouche 5 лет назад +1

      @Divide : No joke??

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon 9 лет назад +738

    Holy shit where has this channel been all my life?!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 лет назад +41

      +The Wolf with the Dragon We've been here for several years of it, but nobody really notices.

    • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
      @TheWolfwiththeDragon 9 лет назад +13

      I know the feel bro. But I have to say that 6,000 subs isn't really unimpressive compared to my 50 and I've been making videos since 2008.
      Alright, they weren't very good back in the day though.
      Anyways, been watching some more of your videos, and am really stunned how good your videos match with my favorite games (KSP, Civ 5, Cities: Skylines) and am really looking forward for more!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 лет назад +85

      +The Wolf with the Dragon Thank you! We'll try to hard to deliver.

    • @bacoguy
      @bacoguy 7 лет назад

      I noticed you Senpai.

  • @moekitsune
    @moekitsune 8 лет назад +481

    And now Skylines is getting natural disasters!

  • @Batchall_Accepted
    @Batchall_Accepted 3 года назад +78

    The acting in this skit is what really makes it, most of these jokes are in the delivery and they nailed it

  • @michaelalfox
    @michaelalfox 8 лет назад +1085

    The only problem is that Cities: Skylines traffic AI is horrendous and requires mods to fix. Having ambulances and firetrucks in C:S doesn't mean much when regular traffic won't pull to the side of the road to let them through.

    • @MrJoeyWheeler
      @MrJoeyWheeler 8 лет назад +87

      That much is true. I also dislike that apparently Colossal Order haven't looked up most Metro systems to find out that many actually do go above ground.

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one 8 лет назад +92

      IIRC, SimCity doesn't simulate traffic at all, same to actual people.
      So while, yeah, simulating that is a point that can break... I think it's better than not simulating at all. In the former, one can at least fix it via mods :D

    • @TheFan630
      @TheFan630 8 лет назад +12

      cyone01 It doesn't need to simulate, one of the few points where SimCity does it better: every vehicle is an entity beloging to a sim, can't much better than that

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one 8 лет назад +62

      That is called simulating ;)
      I don't know exactly how SimCity works. But it fudges a lot of numbers. For example, C:S does simulate every "Cim", that's why population numbers in C:S are so much lower than in SimCity... Where not every member of the population is actually simulated.

    • @TheFan630
      @TheFan630 8 лет назад +1

      cyone01 I just said that in Sim City that is done as well

  • @Imedge6
    @Imedge6 6 лет назад +181

    Skyline : Just go offline !
    SimCity : I don't know how !
    Sad but hilarious.

  • @rcookie5128
    @rcookie5128 7 лет назад +370

    If Sim City 4 would see his grandson Sim City 2013, it would turn around in its grave...

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 5 лет назад +24

      @Humberto's
      Nah, original SimCity would be proud of its first three successors (2000, 3000 and 4). He'd only want to rip the head off of SimCity 2013.

    • @thatpersonsmusic
      @thatpersonsmusic 5 лет назад +15

      City Skylines is what Sim City 2013 should have been

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 5 лет назад +7

      @@thatpersonsmusic
      Not necessarily. While Cities: Skylines is a great game, it's really not the same kind of citybuilder. SimCity 4 and earlier were all more technical games while Cities: Skylines is mainly focused on design, with traffic being the only truly technical element. In SimCity 4, you had to work to get skyscrapers. In Cities: Skylines, getting skyscrapers is as easy as painting a district, giving it the IT specialization and zoning offices inside it.
      That being said, I do believe that something like Cities: Skylines but with SimCity 4's features would be what SimCity 2013 should have been.

    • @arkay238
      @arkay238 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah you don’t make a lot of policy decisions in C:S that influence your city. I kind of miss those ugly brown slum areas of SC2000 that resulted from low education and high crime. In C:S, everything is uniform, unless you mod, but even then you’re placing slums manually, which doesn’t make any sense.

    • @lidge1994
      @lidge1994 5 лет назад

      I used to have that game on 4 DVDs, now I have it on steam, old SIM city is great, new is bad and should be replaced by Cities Skylines whenever possible

  • @DomyTheMad420
    @DomyTheMad420 3 года назад +65

    "define cloverleaf interchange"
    "sounds gay"
    10/10 depiction of a Politician speaking his mind.

  • @chipz121
    @chipz121 5 лет назад +63

    I love it how Skylines literally has everything the Sim City guy says Sim City has in the video but better just a few years later

    • @___Sunflower
      @___Sunflower 2 года назад +1

      Except for crime and a superhero.

    • @ryder6860
      @ryder6860 Год назад +2

      ​@@___Sunflower there is crime in city skylines random robberies happen

  • @mr.jamerton3686
    @mr.jamerton3686 8 лет назад +75

    "Define Cloverleaf Interchange"
    "Sounds gay"

  • @THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL
    @THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL 9 лет назад +180

    Maxis man in memoriam...
    Mark this down as the part I died. XDDDD

    • @dfektbridges393
      @dfektbridges393 9 лет назад +2

      THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL I think everyone lost it at this point.

    • @IRegretnothing74
      @IRegretnothing74 9 лет назад +3

      +THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL I dont get in memoriam. What does that mean

    • @THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL
      @THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL 9 лет назад +7

      XTheLostChampionX it's when you remember someone who died. in memoriam. maxis got shut down recently by EA

    • @IRegretnothing74
      @IRegretnothing74 9 лет назад +1

      THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL
      oh ok lol

  • @Arkiasis
    @Arkiasis 4 года назад +103

    2020 version:
    "My city has industry. Every kind you can imagine."
    "So do we with the Industries DLC."
    "And awesome universities"
    "University DLC"
    "We have giant tornadoes, earthquakes..."
    "Disasters DLC"

    • @MuhammedGemci
      @MuhammedGemci 4 года назад +12

      Wait, those responses look awfully like stuff that would come from EA, yet they're not coming from EA
      *NANIII?!?!?!?!*

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +12

      @Muhammed Gemci clearly it isn’t coming from EA. If it was from EA it would be half the amount for 4 times the price.

    • @Arkiasis
      @Arkiasis 4 года назад +5

      @@MuhammedGemci An EA dlc would be a new cape for MaxisMan.

    • @ozarkstate
      @ozarkstate 4 года назад +11

      Paradox DLC policy is garbage...

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +1

      @@ozarkstate sure bud

  • @cooldude2251
    @cooldude2251 8 лет назад +86

    Love this video. Hits comparison right on the money and the reactions were great. Although I would've touched more on the mod capability, stretching on the fact that Cities Skylines give the people an opportunity to customize. Like when SimCity touched on having a Mayor Mansion, Cities Skylines says "wow, you do have a good point. (checks his phone, makes a few taps). I have one too now."

    • @cooperross9495
      @cooperross9495 6 лет назад +6

      Heh, that would be pretty funny. Though I wonder if that's what they meant when they said "a community that supports us because we let them."

  • @Argorok87
    @Argorok87 8 лет назад +100

    Ahh, I was waiting for the DRM joke to show up. Good thing it was plastered in right at the end.

  • @breadddie
    @breadddie 6 лет назад +172

    SimCity Guy’s line delivery is fantastic

  • @ALzinatioN
    @ALzinatioN 3 года назад +43

    i miss his grandpa "sim city 4 deluxe", he was a true man since generations :)

    • @persel_hd
      @persel_hd 2 года назад +4

      Yes, the last true SImcity

  • @dazeen9591
    @dazeen9591 5 лет назад +130

    *JUST ADD MORE LANES TO THE ROAD?*
    That's the Simcity way.

    • @iClone101
      @iClone101 4 года назад +20

      How the hell does a 10-lane road take as much space as a 2-lane road? Only the SimCity gods know.

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 года назад

      @@iClone101 that's not possible! How!!!11!😂

    • @MuhammedGemci
      @MuhammedGemci 4 года назад +1

      @@iClone101 you know, you can overlay however many 2 lane roads on top of another. Just get some dank anarchy mod!

  • @vighneshsivakumar3418
    @vighneshsivakumar3418 8 лет назад +219

    Man, that was beautiful. Who writes the scripts?

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +162

      The guy who played the Sim City mayor in this video. Also, possibly the guy who responds to all the comments.

    • @lunaschiller865
      @lunaschiller865 8 лет назад +22

      Door Monster so kyle does all the work

    • @aids5430
      @aids5430 7 лет назад

      Door Monster n

    • @bropob3994
      @bropob3994 7 лет назад

      Vighneshjjtk(qjjjrhwvveyenryp Sivakumjjjjjrjwjnnwn"ar"

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад

      Fabian Schiller oof

  • @DKlarations
    @DKlarations 9 лет назад +305

    This was fantastic.

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock 3 года назад +46

    "He's called Maxis man"
    "In memorium? "

  • @RomanRoblox
    @RomanRoblox 8 лет назад +28

    "Just go offline"
    "I don't know how!"
    Those words are golden

  • @DSBOY33
    @DSBOY33 8 лет назад +250

    are you going to do this with Roller Coaster Tycoon world and Planet coaster

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +73

      ...Well, we weren't, but now we might think about it.

    • @rbheisman
      @rbheisman 8 лет назад +3

      DSBOY33 rct3 is better than roller coaster tycoon world

    • @DSBOY33
      @DSBOY33 8 лет назад

      Not Kylie's Friend You have a good point lol

    • @EwanMarshall
      @EwanMarshall 8 лет назад +10

      +Not Kylie's Friend And planet coaster is being built by the same studio that made RCT3.

    • @adrianatgaming8640
      @adrianatgaming8640 7 лет назад +2

      RCT is shit without frontier developments.

  • @RomanRodri23
    @RomanRodri23 8 лет назад +217

    how do you guys manage to make such good videos so consistently?

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +69

      Some of us do literally nothing else with our lives. Aside from that... we have no idea. Glad you're enjoying them :)

    • @topiahead
      @topiahead 8 лет назад +1

      Never!

  • @marco.castiglia
    @marco.castiglia 4 года назад +96

    Somethig that SimCity will just dream: named streets

    • @DaveedMee
      @DaveedMee 4 года назад +11

      You could name streets in SC4

    • @ETBONIFACIO
      @ETBONIFACIO 3 года назад

      @@DaveedMee yeah

    • @__LC__
      @__LC__ 3 года назад

      Marco ma che caBBo dici?

    • @marco.castiglia
      @marco.castiglia 3 года назад

      @@__LC__ Bro caBBo vuoi?

    • @__LC__
      @__LC__ 3 года назад

      @@marco.castiglia Ma a cosa caBBo servono i nomi alle strade?

  • @shafiqnorddin7806
    @shafiqnorddin7806 8 лет назад +40

    "Just go Offline !"
    "i dont know how !"

  • @CWINDOWSsystem32
    @CWINDOWSsystem32 7 лет назад +82

    Now Skylines has tornadoes, earthquakes, AND Maxis Man (in the form of Medical Helicopters)!

    • @seamuspink9098
      @seamuspink9098 5 лет назад +4

      For the low price of 99.99$
      Yeah, the DLC policy of Paradox is stupid, just like me for buying them

    • @JainZar1
      @JainZar1 5 лет назад +2

      @OOM - 6 That's all DLC combined, when not on sale. If you wanted to get C:S, now in the Wintersale would be optimal.

    • @seamuspink9098
      @seamuspink9098 5 лет назад +2

      @OOM - 6 I grew up with SimCity when the games were sold in CD's and complete. That is my point, CS is a fantastic game even without the DLC's, but it's just horrible how the companies force you to spend more bucks just to have a complete experience.

    • @seamuspink9098
      @seamuspink9098 5 лет назад

      Even worse. People get annoyed and instead of buying the game they just download a pirate copy. It's just sad how some developers do that and ruin the game for some people (EA, Paradox, Activision)

  • @StrifeRaider
    @StrifeRaider 8 лет назад +1291

    Cities Skyline put Maxis out of business

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +467

      EA put Maxis out of business a good while before Skylines had the chance.

    • @StrifeRaider
      @StrifeRaider 8 лет назад +91

      like so many good other titles EA got their hands on...

    • @h1zchan
      @h1zchan 8 лет назад +34

      "eee-aay, fu%k up everything"

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 8 лет назад +7

      Same thing Ubisoft will do with Anno i fear...

    • @dtg610420
      @dtg610420 7 лет назад +8

      StrifeRaider they deserved it for fucking us with 2013.

  • @zacharybrown3342
    @zacharybrown3342 2 года назад +8

    Years later, I still find this video incredibly amusing. Fantastic back and forth, and the offline joke still tickles me.

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 8 лет назад +37

    The service building stuff was really spot on. I find this very annoying because I just played the game recently (with Cities of Tomorrow expansion). That moment when you have no otger power plants but fusion reactors (needs ControlNet) and you relocated the academy (by demolishing), creating a massive (Regional) power failure because the power plant needs both ControlNet and a lot of power to jumpstart the whole power plant. I highly doubt if anyone even understand this, but I know there people out there that knows...

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 8 лет назад

      Also, great video!

    • @Arcamean
      @Arcamean 8 лет назад +2

      +Fiery Jabiy Nope I understood, though I never bothered with the fusion reactor because power was shared based on the number of cities in the region instead of cities it could actually reach. Not to mention it was insanely expensive, one can only hope that Maxis will learn from Skylines but... that might be asking too much I mean it is owned by EA.

    • @craftworded
      @craftworded 8 лет назад

      Thats why i dont use fusion reactors,i have like 3 nuclear reactors and my onlt fusion reactor is in the service tower(Because thats cool to do)

  • @Twiggy163
    @Twiggy163 9 лет назад +80

    Nailed it. This just nailed it.

  • @ritathomas4354
    @ritathomas4354 8 лет назад +22

    That last one liner was awesome

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 3 года назад +15

    I love the designs for both characters, they’re perfect XD

  • @inqman
    @inqman 9 лет назад +10

    My heart broke into tears and laughter SIM-ultaneously with "in Memorium." let us take a moment of silence to remember our favorite Maxis Games. Oh Spore... you could have been more.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 лет назад +6

      inqman ruclips.net/video/Wn_iz8z2AGw/видео.html

    • @Adoblem
      @Adoblem 9 лет назад

      spore though :/

  • @arafatzahan3697
    @arafatzahan3697 8 лет назад +278

    Holy shit why didn't I find this channel earlier!!!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 лет назад +78

      It's ok, nobody does. Happy to have you!

    • @baloney_sandwich
      @baloney_sandwich 8 лет назад

      Arafat Zahan it didn't exist

    • @CertifiedDoc
      @CertifiedDoc 7 лет назад +1

      ^ Actually, it did.

    • @khailos
      @khailos 6 лет назад +1

      The exact same comment was posted about 2 years ago and yours was 1. Hmmmmmmm.......

  • @greencatish
    @greencatish 9 лет назад +36

    In skylines you can flood your city with sewerage. Can you top that SimCity?

    • @Priyo866
      @Priyo866 8 лет назад +20

      +Timothy Greene In Cities Skylines you can even FEED that sewage to your people.
      Not possible in Simcity.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад

      प्रियदर्शी i wanna feed sewage to EA's headquarters. :(

  • @syberr_
    @syberr_ 4 года назад +67

    No one:
    Simcity: Well yes but CASINOS

  • @pastaroni8683
    @pastaroni8683 5 лет назад +168

    SimCity doesn’t even have West Virginia

  • @Akram109BlogspotYoutubeChannel
    @Akram109BlogspotYoutubeChannel 8 лет назад +230

    we all now skylines is the best

    • @gijs.22
      @gijs.22 8 лет назад +9

      Totally agree

    • @RevengeofGothzilla
      @RevengeofGothzilla 8 лет назад +8

      XeZe Force Except the hearses, seriously what were they thinking with those?

    • @sebastianolivas5821
      @sebastianolivas5821 8 лет назад +13

      RevengeofGothzilla Yeah I would've thought the hearses will pick the dead up at the hospital, not where they died.

    • @qwerty112311
      @qwerty112311 8 лет назад +1

      Sebastian Olivas hearses don't pick up dead people, hearses are for funerals. And lots of people just die at home.

    • @TVegaC
      @TVegaC 7 лет назад +2

      is more annoying when people die at commecial

  • @neoqueto
    @neoqueto 9 лет назад +17

    Turn on automatic captions: "...and then to remove traffic jams at this intersection we can...
    ...I will beat the Spartans with overpass..."
    :D

  • @LordDecapo
    @LordDecapo Год назад +9

    This has aged even better with City Skylines 2 coming out.

  • @Golkarian
    @Golkarian 8 лет назад +33

    I miss a lot of Sim City stuff like decent agriculture and unique industry like hi-tech and rewards like farmer's markets and space shuttles. That said, it's from Sim City 4, kind of wish they could incorporate that sort of stuff into City Skylines

    • @1redrider100
      @1redrider100 8 лет назад +9

      I kinda liked the art style of Sim City a lot more. I dont really like hyper realism, personally, so I liked the more cell-shaded and bright colors of the Sims City of Tomorrow thing.
      But, undeniably, aside from some mostly flavour things that are just opinion, Skylines is the superior game by a landslide.

    • @Hortifox_the_gardener
      @Hortifox_the_gardener 8 лет назад +3

      Golkarian - Paradox became King of DLCs (but at least they bring in some decent content and the non buyers get to enjoy some of the features. I bet there will be a rural town DLC with farming and such. And probably a high tech utopia as well.

    • @someonewithsomename
      @someonewithsomename 8 лет назад +2

      Cities Skylines has a thriving modders community, pretty much sure you can find all that as a mod already.

  • @gadrill4285
    @gadrill4285 8 лет назад +15

    that joke at the end 'just go offline' 'i don't know how' too good

  • @aapjew18
    @aapjew18 8 лет назад +199

    To be fair though. Relocating buildings is not very realistic.

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 7 лет назад +95

      It's possible but not very common. They literally put houses on huge flat beds and transport them countrywide. It's pretty cool to be honest.

    • @adrianatgaming8640
      @adrianatgaming8640 7 лет назад +6

      Willem Maas the murray house in hong kong was relocated from wan chai to stanley.

    • @neamhdhlisteanach6720
      @neamhdhlisteanach6720 6 лет назад +11

      It's still not realistic, because in most cities or countries, they arent relocated.

    • @dahorn100011
      @dahorn100011 6 лет назад +16

      @@neamhdhlisteanach6720 true. But the mechanics of cities skylines means to upgrade roads from small to large it requires more tiles. In the real world you can add lanes to roads by shrinking other parts of the road and the paths without having to relocate the building.

    • @_Muzolf
      @_Muzolf 6 лет назад +35

      No, but relocating services is. Why could your police or hospital staff not just grab their stuff and move into another building? Sure, it will cost you, but still not as expensive as starting a new hospital/police station from the ground up.

  • @LuckyRabbit234
    @LuckyRabbit234 2 года назад +8

    “How do people get around in your city?”
    “They don’t.”
    -An accurate summation of SimCity

  • @someweeb3650
    @someweeb3650 8 лет назад +93

    Wait, you can relocate in cities skylines?

    • @GregaMeglic
      @GregaMeglic 8 лет назад +31

      Yea any building that is not made VIA zoning can be relocated.

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 8 лет назад +34

      Grega Meglic
      I've been doing it wrong this whole time...

    • @breck1637
      @breck1637 8 лет назад +1

      Grega Meglic With community mods any building can be relocated now :D

    • @GregaMeglic
      @GregaMeglic 8 лет назад +8

      Brooks R True, but this video is about the stock game.

    • @breck1637
      @breck1637 8 лет назад +2

      Grega Meglic Yeah I know, but they did talk about modding haha

  • @bigglessy
    @bigglessy 9 лет назад +43

    I remember when Sim City had cloverleaf intersections and on ramps :(

    • @peksn
      @peksn 9 лет назад +5

      bigglessy you just had to make a road go cross the highway and it would ask you do you wanna have off and on ramps? an you would say, yes, or no...
      good times... ;)

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад

      shitposting is my city in Skylines you can use the ramps at your discression. Even as quick-run roads in their own right.

  • @ErinDromeda
    @ErinDromeda 8 лет назад +21

    "Do you have a super hero? We do. He's called Maxis Man."
    "In memorium?"
    Well shit.

  • @Hunter_McNeil
    @Hunter_McNeil 3 года назад +28

    Still hilarious, even six years later.