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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- Michael Moore spends some time catching up with the girl toys of yesteryear.
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"We Cabbage Patch Kids were abandoned as soon as we grew out of our cute baby stage." So, instantly, then?
"" Adoption" my asshole! "
@Maui Caui I wish I was a cabbage patch miscarriage smh
XD
@@dizzee6089 relatable
Yeah they were creepy to me
I believe Bitch Pudding is now proud of Strawberry Shortcake.
lol
Oh my God yeah!!!!
XD
Blam, Bitch Puddin'
XD
2:11 either Bitch Pudding was possessing Strawberry shortcake or Bitch Pudding taught her a thing or two.
That is a possibility
Onyx Kamui which one?
Both
Both. Both is good.
Maybe this is after the rescue in robot chicken cause robot chicken did killed where she fell and hit the hard floor after getting whacked by sign now shes probably an evil spirit demon or ghost or she got back alive from rituals or other magic powers a prequel
"So is it an open marriage or-"
*COUGHS*
*COUGHS*
*COUGHS*
"So is it an open marriage or?"
Wrong, needs more coughing
@@furrymczplayer18 so is it an open marriage or-
COUGHS
GOUGHS
GOUGHS
GOUGHS
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So is it an open marriage
@@ruby2312 GOUGHS
CORONA VIRUS!
That scene cracked me up
When I was younger, I was obsessed with army men. I was their Sargent, and they were my army. Under my command they conquered foreign lands, fought against alien invasions, stood guard in their base of operations, and even saved the world.
Their power was unmatched. And with every visit to Walmart, their power grew...swift and unrelenting.
Where are they now? They're in a box, in my closet, waiting for their Sargent, ready to go head-to-head with creatures of unfathomable ferocity...
They await for the order...
That will never come.
I don't know why...but I'm really sad now...
Salute to our fellow toy soldiers 😢
Childhood has a slow death. 💀 😔
anyone here remember playing skylanders?
Like the terracotta army in Qin Shi Huang's tomb
"The wheels on the bus go quack, quack, quack, open and shut, beep, beep, beep. The driver on the bus goes swish, swish over crack bus beep, beep....that's how it goes!"
"This stupid bitch better shut the fuck up."
"Is it an open marriage or...... *cough cough cough cough cough cough*...........is it an open marriage?"
No they don't, you're ruining my party!
***** I am glad Jem told that brat to shutup.
Um i'm married.
Strawberry short cake is lit
the true slav master I know right
the true slav master I think she learned something from bitch pudding 😁
*gasoline can light anything*
The way she beat The Purple Piemans's ass made me wonder what he did to her berries... 🤔
the true slav master yeah she was pretty savage
“So, is it an open marriage?”
*hacks for 4 minutes*
“So, is it an open marriage?”
Hack?
@@G.GlovePoP Coughing
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
If you think I ever threw out ANY Sailor Moon-related item from when I was a child, you are sorely mistaken, my friend.
1:02 That The Man Said: No, It’s Annabelle
Dog God Man I miss my Sailor Moon doll so much. But now I have Sailor Moon figures.
Exceptions to the rule exist?! Since when did that start happening?!
I collect Sailor Moon dolls!
I did not either! I love Sailor Moon!
"Daddy was SO pissed"
OH MY GOD
What?
@@BootsofBlindingSpeed I think the joke is that he tried it at the end.
@@1cioda no, he's racist. That's the joke.
666th like
@@tastybritches6644 no, the joke is his daughter got with like ten dudes bruh
I destroyed my girl toys as a kid by cutting their hair, leaving them out in the sun to melt, left in the pool, where they clogged the filter the list goes on...while my brother kept his neat and preserved years later to be sold on eBay 😂
Also I think Sailormoon’s doing better than the rest of them lol
How much did he make
me and my brother are the opposite of this
all of my toys are tidy, but he already broke some of his
No funy
I used to hang my dolls on the ceiling for no reason
...are u okay... like mentally?
"I wish I were dead"
- Chatty Cathy, 2013
Aw good for you!
*2007
"dated some indian guys.. dot and feathered..." HAAAH... clever!!!
I... I don't get it
I don't get it either
by dot they meant.. asian indians, because women in india wear a tiny dot on their forehead as part of their make up.. and feathered are the native americans.. also known as red indians..
cookie guay
More insensitive than clever
Is it me or did the Jem doll look just like Paula Deen?
TheShinyPawniard OMFG YASS
+TheShinyPawniard holy crap lol
No she does
Wait she doesssss
kazior must’ve been made to look like her and then repainted
“You’ll know, Chatty Cathy, you’ll know.” Omg, that’s so wrong! 😂😂
no what's wrong is there's no tongue to make saliva..........think about it
@Jacob Rozaly Hello
@@TheMeta141 Tongues don't make saliva...
He looked down
“Girls dump their playthings”
Me: *glances at doll collection*
My mom refuses to let me donate any of my old things, like my American Girl doll, or my shit ton of Barbies. It's just taking up space in their house, so I shouldn't care, but I also know I'm going to be in charge of cleaning out that crap one day when they move.
They all glance back
Same...excpet i'm a guy.
Are they at least headless?
@@alisaishere American Dolls go for alot online, especially if the dolls are retired. Im waiting a couple years so 2 of my dolls get more valuable
the sailor moon bit makes so much sense it's sad
Edit: HOLY HELL! I’m gone for like 6 years and I didn’t even notice the increase in likes.
Sad part is I'd buy all the sailor scouts used panties lol
William Christoffel
Who wouldn't?
the theme should be
selling panties at moon light
winning weebs by daylight
@@williamchristoffel2009 you'd better not do what i think your gonna do with them
If I were a Sailor scout I'd stay undercover, cus' HOLY H E C C THE WEEBS.
"NO THEY DON'T! You're ruining my party!"
xXSilentAgent47Xx "Little stupid bitch better shut the f**k up."
Joshua Bassett “You wanna know what’s truly truly outrageous?
CHLAMYDIA.”
xX Justin Xx yeah you were just a boy then, but now you’re a man... right?
Well, yes, a married man
Êllïë Thë Nëkø so is it an open marriage or- [violent coughing] So is it an open marriage?
Why is nobody talking about how they literally brought up the one TMNT character no one remembers, Venus De Milo.
Now because of her death, it finally makes sense why she wasn’t in any other series or movies after that😂
Wasn't Venus in the comics, tho?
well was a crappy merchandise tactic to bring more girls into the fandom and dont works
@@DarylOrgan She is in ninja turtles the next mutation the 1997 series. Peter very much dislikes the character but she has since been replaced by a new 5th turtle, Jennika in the comics
@@DarylOrgan No, she's a real character!
Jem used to be totally outrageous, now she's just totally contagious.
ThE WhEeLz On thE BuS Go QUACK quack QUACK
Deus Vitae HEY THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES, YOUR RUINING MY PARTY
Sharkcaster wood _"Little stupid bitch you better SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"_
Sharkcaster wood _"Little stupid bitch you better SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"_
1:48 did you think that cartoon looks like crap
Don't look at me. I was a fan of the Stingers.
I fucking lost it at wheels on the bus.
Me too
Lil´ stupid bitch better shut the fuck up!
+Kamtuxutl that $20 right umm I use 2 jack it 2 u as a kid.
I like to imagine Robot Chicken started when Seth Green got caught playing with girl toys and used "I'm making a show" as an excuse.
It was either that or donate them to charity.
“Did you see anything?”
“No sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!”
“Good!”
“You’ll know Chatty Cathy, You’ll know”
That killed me
I think rainbow bright likes black guys .
She has jungle fever.
Yes she does .
Agreed
Interestingly, the actress is half black.
What's her name?
This version of Jem is better than the movie
Well thats not hard
yeah its like comparing a mediocre birthday clown with a broken leg and a rasp with a bar of soap covered in pink glitter just sitting on a sink . both are kinda sad and not any special but at least one is DOING SOMETHING that counts as SOMETHING
Don't lie, you never saw the Jem movie, no one did!😆
Smh I miss the cartoon version
🎸🎵🎶👩🎤🚬”The wheels on the bus go quack-quack-quack! Open and shut! Beep beep beep! The driver on the bus goes swish-swish-open-quack…Bus beep-beep…that’s how it goes!”
I love Robot Chicken's attention to detail.
1:12 when she coughs for the first time, she stops and is about to take another huff at her cigarette but is interrupted by yet another coughing fit.
0:45 I love the way she stares at the little girl😂🤣💀
"You wanna know what's truly outrageous? Chlamydia."
And then:
"Who is that? I'm blind now. The diabetes saw to that. Cha-cha-cha-cha. Still got the moves!"
"Take my berries now, bitch!"
Andrew Addams "I told that motherf***er I'd bury him! And that's not some fruit related speech impediment..B-U-R-Y...buried...like in the f***ing ground!"
+American Zero BURY
+American Zero Damn...
Rainbow bright was a huge hit with little girls
*and boys who wanted to be girls*
Timecode: 2:33
Does that mean Ghost from True Capitalist Radio wanted to be a girl? One episode had someone prank call him with the My Little Pony Gen 4 theme song, and he responded with something about Rainbow Brite being cooler than MLP.
😂 yup, true.
When strawberry shortcake had enough of him stealing her shit🤣
2:18 “take my berries now bitch”🤣😂💀
Actually...Sailor Moon had a new anime series so she is rolling in dough bitches. Not to mention that Viz Media re-dubbed the 90's series.
Looks like Usagi instead should say, "I got married to a 12-year old with green hair."
@Roy G Biv It's a Hunter x Hunter thing
@Roy G Biv
It's a reference to how the creator of Sailor Moon got married to the creator of Hunter X Hunter.
Aromaseraphy Lavender yuup, they have two kids too
Shut the duck up weeb, I like anime but omg it’s a parody Sexualizing Beloved cartoons
"Ha-cha-cha-cha... Still got the moves! Haha!"
"Taste my berries now, bitch!"
NeonPencilMustaches lol
Is it weird that I saw this comment when the clip came on?
Ser Marshmallow leaf smoke detector wholesalers promotion's of these I use the following link or see the customer to activate inbox of a of the too late of the day
Toxick112 Oh no! BULLCRAP!
Belle Delphine: 2:59
2:50 “some Indian guys , dot and feathered.” Omggggg 😂
This is one of my absolute favorite RC skits. I especially like the animation on Jem, that puppet genuinely looks like she's having a coughing fit.
Wait why does Sailor Moon have to make a living SHE'S QUEEN OF THE FUCKING MOON!!! What did Chibi-Moon overthrow her or something?
That was just a tv show. She's gotta make a living somehow after its end.
the difference is, that her show never ends. its on its third remake now?
and she can just sell used panties in the meantime. thats not bad for a living really.
She's queen of a big empty rock. You know she stays broke 🤣
@@MillionTheVermillion r/woooosh
In this universe, Dwight D Eisenhower got his way and blew up the moon to study its pieces. Now tides are wack, and there’s no more night time.
I love how they got Billy Dee Williams to voice the john that picks up Jem. His voice is liquid chocolate
“Rainbow Brite was a huge hit with girls, and boys who wanted to be girls.”
Yup, True story 😄
“So rainbow, what have you been up to?”
Truth
I gasped! 😂😂😂
0:49 what you say when people get angry with you on forums and they try to start an argument.
Super Typhoon Nate no it’s better with the long pause so 0:49*
So thats where Garbage Pail Kids came from.
Now that blew my mind
The Cabbage Patch kids one had me WEAK!! 😂😂💀
“But I still testified anyway!”
“Awh, good for you.”
“I wish I was *DEAD* “
Chatty Cathy is fucking metal.
2:23 LMAOOOO!
"B-U-R-Y. BURY. Like in the f*cking ground".
Chatty Cathy: Am i done yet?
Michael Moore: You'll know Chatty Cathy you'll know
Me:ROFL
Marioman303 spitters are quitters.
@Humongous Chungus chatty cathy is blowing him
The ending had me dying!
Humongous Chungus you have a big chungus profile picture & you don’t get this joke, you’re clearly a child with no supervision
Clean up isle you bro
Michael Moore's finest journalism in real life!!
I never threw out my toys. I held onto them forever like boys do with action figures. Some of the girl toys I had/have: Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake, Sailor Moon, Betty Spaghettey, Bratz, MyScene, Flavas, Disney Princess, Generation Girl, and Diva Starz.
I took really good care of all my toys and when I sold them in sixth grade, my mother and I got a lot of money from that sale on EBay. I never cut my dolls' hair and none of my Barbies were made into a Weird Barbie.
0:49 had me dying
Me too!!🤣🤣
1:15 his face expresses his feelings beautifully
"and boys who wanted to be girls" lool
This is probably the saddest sketch on Robot Chicken. It's not about our old toys. Its about child actors
2:28
Strawberry Shortcake was a deeply underestimated savage though
You wanna know whats truly truly outrageous?Clemetia and that Live action Jem movie recently.
Actually no; sadly that movie wasn't remotely remotely remotely outrageous.
In fact it was even firmly firmly dull as any obvious remake cash in can ever be
@@thomasfairfield9734 fuck you ASSHOLL
Clemetia?
Oh my god my childhood....
But I still love it 😂
3:05 I really thought that was Cailliou instead of a cabbage patch kid...
I died at Jem part 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Is that ironic or just funny?" 😂😂😂1:40
1:47 strawBerry shortcake had me dying
3:34 sounds like me on a daily basis lmao
😂
Strawberry Shortcake is my favorite part of this
"I wish i was death" xD the best part
*dead
0:32 she isn’t wrong when your talking about a middle/high school bus
Isn't it funny how Seth Green did this, especially the TMNT part, right before he started voicing Leo? 😂😂😂
SofiaSketches Funny indeed. He's an awesome Leo.
@@alysssabear Yeah, he's way better than Jason "I got my big break by screwing a pie" Biggs.
Seriously, the idiot got fired from the role because he made an inappropriate comment on a site run by Nickelodeon.
FuryanJedi13 Wow 😂
I fucking cannot... LOL
“Some Indian guys, Dot and Feather”
I died at that part.
Is it a open marriage? * Jem's cough * ....so is it a open marriage? Lmfao I cant 💀💀💀
The Purple Pieman recieved his own medicine... 🤣🤣🤣
The Evil Purple Pie Maker must of gotten diabetes from having too many pies! lol
The fact they got Malcolm McDowell to do the opening bit is amazing :D
"While boys hang on to their action figures forever, girls dump their old play things with a cruel act of compassion."
I have never heard anything more true in my life.
You meant "lack", right?
And, eh, on my end it's debatable. Often spring cleanings don't end well, though the softer dolls like an old Raichu doll stays in, as well as a Wario doll. I am gonna need to stitch the hat back to his head, but he's still pretty pristine all things considering.
Not true! I still keep my old Barbie dolls. Sometimes, I play with my nephew and we use the Barbies and his super heroes 🤷🏻♀️
@@katiaromero7149 There is a god
Nah, man, most girls i know, including myself keep their favorite toys for memories.
For me at least, what i didn't keep was donated, so another kid could have the same fun i did at their age :)
Not gonna lie, I kept all my Barbie dolls, including the Jem doll. They're in storage, though.
1:30 I can't believe people do this to her
Kid:You’re ruining my birthday party!
Jem:yOu’Re RuInInG mY bIrThDaY pArTy
3:19 And then Toy Story 4 happened, making this even more uncomfortable than it already was...
2:29 James Rolfe would like to know your location
There was a girl turtle in TMNT?
yes they had a live action show called tmnt the next mutation with a girl turtle
Series co-creator Peter Laird did everything in his power to erase it from memory.
He must have cause this first time im hearing about it and i loved TMNT when i was a kid and never heard of her lol
The Man
Same. 😕
Yeah, I knew of her from the Power Rangers x TMNT team up. She appeared in that. Also Power Rangers In Space > TMNT
Women just switch them out for a different kind of "toy".
Yah that and a ton of losers guys lol
Just got a new one today its sooo good
@Kiena Rashindara I presume you’re referring to those new Apollo 11 LEGO sets? They are pretty bad a**
@@MegaSexybitch0 Pics or it didn't happen.
@@MegaSexybitch0 >>> Tell us more!
😉😉😉😉
3:28 they seriously put a kelly toddler head on a Barbie body 😂😂😂😭
0:20 Yes who could forget the "When she loved me scene" from Toy Story 2.
Oh my God, I remember that scene! I remember when all the horse gear changed to makeup and stuff under the bed -- something I would do, but I'd still keep Jessie around for the sake of nostalgia!
I cry so hard at that scene and i'm 19, what is wrong with me? 😭😭😭😭
"When Jen fell she fell hard som say she fell into a cheesecake."😂
3:25 i wish i was dead.. lmfao
3:03 is when they accidentally told about their own theory about how the Garbage Pail Kids came to be. LOL
0:39 She sounds like Apple from Inanimate Insanity
There’s not that much resemblance
Seeing Venus die a humiliating death was worth the whole movie. I love how Robot Chicken has so little respect for her they didn't even buy the actual Venus toys that exist.
"Dot and Feather" LMAO! I was so done
Damn Adult Swim, just fuck up my childhood 😂
0:49 is me when I'm irritated.
"OH NO, BULLCRAP!" Lol, I almost suffocated
Hay? What happens to 1980s My Little Pony? Did they just die and turned to glue?
They were killed and replaced with the new ones
Brendan Beta THANKS M.A. LARSON!
My understanding was they loaded up a video game called SBURB... but couldn't win it, so they had to scratch their session.
The new "Post-Scratch" Ponies are all controlled by Her Imperial Baroness Betty Crocker... or her actual alien name: Condesce Piexes.
The Batterwitch has the fandom... Friendship is Mandatory.
They were adopted by teenage boys a few years back
F U!!
3:43 I kinda wanna know what that feels like
2:09 - what I want to do to the people who brought on the second wave of coronavirus in my city 😂
Is that ironic or just funny?
Star Child both
I think so
Star Child I saw this comment right when they said this line...
LOL
Definitely both.
JEM: The wheels on the bus go splish, splash, splash, up them and ep, beep, beep, beep.
Child: No it doesn't! You're ruining my party!
JEM: This little bitch better shut the f*** up!
lol My favorite.
2:58 Let's face it, it's anime. This shouldn't be too surprising.
“Permanent part of the AIDS quilt” 😂 Jesus.
Jem was still better here than in the movie.
Dude I thought we erased your memory.
What movie...?
@@ImmaWhoopyourCu The Jem live action movie.
@@daniellakaran5760
Ah ok, thanks
"I dated a black guy, a Korean guy, a black guy, a Puerto Rican guy, a black guy, some Indian guys; dot and feather, a black guy, a black guy, oh and another black guy. Daddy was so pissed."
This makes me feel bad about the cabbage patch kid I left in a trunk in the attic of the house I lived in as a kid.
House burned down last year.
At least his misery is at an end.
"And when she fell, she fell hard some say right into a cheesecake.
About the Strawberry Shortcake bit:
1. I like on how the 80's Dolls are used, but the Logo is a modified version of the 2003 one :p
2. The part at 2:10 for when she goes Postal is freakin' Hilarious!