3:05 “what did that beam even hit?” Me: *on the floor* “henlo. I am smol.” 3:34 “Honey? Please scream as loud as you can so I can find you more easily.” *Sounds of Demi Gorgon and upcoming semi truck*
I know the semi truck scream all too well. Especially once when I was on a road trip with some friends, and one of those old cattle trucks pulled by an old Peterbilt 379 blew past me, at night, running without lights, doing a good 130. Those tires were screaming their protest to going that fast. Those truckers are hardcore, and you'll never see them at truck stops unless they're deadheading (running an empty trailer)
@@RoseWeiVA I've been discovered! 😱 Also, that sounds adorable! I read a story when I was a kid about dragons that were pocket-sized. They were clay figurines that had life breathed into them by their creators, and they could switch between being clay and being flesh and blood dragons whenever people weren't watching, like something out of Toy Story!
You know what sounds nice? A yandere with restraint. Who has all the classic yandere impulses, but genuinely wants to do the right thing and respect consent. She could work with you to keep her worst instincts under control, but every now and then she has to give in a little bit and be all possessive and cuddly. This has been random audio ideas
Idea #5 for fake (previous ones on previous videos, first instance on live stream about a week ago Don't know exactly where this would go but I'm thinking a giantess mermaid on the beach at night, this is a go to format of encounters and leaves room for sequels. I saw her beside the pond, I swear I did, I saw her! I'm not joking! She's been here every other time! I don't understand, why is this happening? I don't understand, I can't understand... I just can't.
I wonder if it will be an actual accident this time. Heard another ASMR RP a few weeks from now with the same premise, but it wasn't a real accident, just a ploy of the girlfriend to get a human test subject as there were no volunteers... Edit: Now that I've listened to it in full; Solid enough Narrative and a very unique voice. I will probably pop up occasionally. I am not without criticism though. I think the sizes you chose are a bit wonky. How did the Apple shrink to about the size of a Cranberry, but the friend (obviously bigger than an Apple) shrunk to a mere millimeter in height by the same settings? Also how was she able to hear her friend at all without practically stuffing them in her ear? The same goes the other way around; a normal volume reply would probably rupture the poor tiny one's eardrums... And about the end: Is the Lightnovel thing real? The title is convoluted enough. And 3-CM-Hunter exists after all. (Granted, that's a Manwha.)
I was half expecting her to go yandere from being able to control us so easily
Where's that version of this video?
@@thelastfeelbender lol 😂
Bro I wish lmao
Wheatley moment
3:05 “what did that beam even hit?”
Me: *on the floor* “henlo. I am smol.”
3:34 “Honey? Please scream as loud as you can so I can find you more easily.”
*Sounds of Demi Gorgon and upcoming semi truck*
I know the semi truck scream all too well.
Especially once when I was on a road trip with some friends, and one of those old cattle trucks pulled by an old Peterbilt 379 blew past me, at night, running without lights, doing a good 130. Those tires were screaming their protest to going that fast.
Those truckers are hardcore, and you'll never see them at truck stops unless they're deadheading (running an empty trailer)
She just needs a soft flannel shirt with a front pocket and I’m good. We could sit on the couch and watch tv while she hands me cookie crumbs lol
0:38 Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy
I am no longer Average Joe. I am now Moderately Smaller Joe.
LOL
"Because my partner is extremely tiny and I have to protect them for the next twenty four hours." 😜 good job FAKE ❤️
This is a vibe
Subscriber earned
This is really good and needs a part 2!
I love how small he is and I hope he gets smaller
@@Atomic_Thomas that’s true. Sorry I forgot he is only 1mm tall which is the perfect size. A Part 2 would be great!
Fake: what movie do you wanna watch?
Me: Antman
Fake: ofc you'd suggest antman
Me: I HAVE THE POWER OF GODS
Her: *shrinks me*
Me: *cussing her out with a high pitched voice because I'm now tiny when I used to be 6'2*
🤣🤣🤣 Ant Man... And I was actually going to say honey I shrunk the kids 🤭 but you beat me to it 🤣🤣 defo need a part 2!!
😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me If I got shrunk "PUT ME IN THE BACK YARD. Let me perry some wolf spider attacks like its nothing" (Grounded reference)
Looks like somebody's been brushing up on their Honey I shrunk the kids movie and TV show
Sequel idea: a course correction means we now invent a growth ray. Downside: there's a giant listener shaped hole in the roof now.
Now I'm the smollest, cutest fire breathing lizard you'll ever see!
That would be pretty cute. You'd be the cutest pocket-size dragon so that you may be carried wherever we wish to go!
@@RoseWeiVA I've been discovered! 😱
Also, that sounds adorable! I read a story when I was a kid about dragons that were pocket-sized. They were clay figurines that had life breathed into them by their creators, and they could switch between being clay and being flesh and blood dragons whenever people weren't watching, like something out of Toy Story!
@@brainydragonva That sounds vaguely familiar, actually. And really cute! 😳
@@RoseWeiVA It was!
Me when i got hit by the shrink ray: AAAaaaaaaaaa
Fake: scream as loud as you can
Me: starts screaming
The ladybird: creeping up behind me
I shall engage in glorious combat with several insects!
You know what sounds nice? A yandere with restraint. Who has all the classic yandere impulses, but genuinely wants to do the right thing and respect consent. She could work with you to keep her worst instincts under control, but every now and then she has to give in a little bit and be all possessive and cuddly.
This has been random audio ideas
HOW COULD YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHRI- there’s stuff under that couch 🧍🏼♂️
"Thank goodness you're still alive."
Gee thank.....
Honey I shrunk the listeners
Pop culture lmao
I kan eet big kornflak
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You know…instead of a box, you could keep me in a cylinder of melted soda ash, limestone, and sand, commonly referred to as a jar
Cucumber Approved ❤
DAMNIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO SHRINK ME BABE REVERSE IT! pls
Man, brings back memories of "George Shrinks"😂
Awesome video. I feel like watching ant man now
I think that there should be another one with a Growth Ray.
Honey I shrunk the kids was my first thought and a good movie
Lovely audio as always fake
i love your voice so so much
RUclips be like:hmmmmmm... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...HMMMMMMMMMMMMM...yes. that's freakin Undertale content!
I literally was gonna say lets watch honey i shrunk the kids
Ps: Great audio as always
That's hilarious! Honey I shrunk the kids was fir film that popped into mind.
First*
(4:57)
I guess you could say my life is at the palm of your hands (☞͡͡°͜ʖ͡͡°)☞
*wheeze*
Wow the first shrink ray ASMR that isnt a giant fetish
So cute! I recently recorded but haven't yet edited a similar script, but the scientist is the one that got shrunk haha.
@@Atomic_Thomas That might be overstepping my bounds in Fake's community! I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that to her. ^^;
Actually, "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" was my first suggestion
But what if I like being small
there's an old movie called the Incredible Shrinking Man.
Idea #5 for fake (previous ones on previous videos, first instance on live stream about a week ago
Don't know exactly where this would go but I'm thinking a giantess mermaid on the beach at night, this is a go to format of encounters and leaves room for sequels.
I saw her beside the pond, I swear I did, I saw her!
I'm not joking! She's been here every other time!
I don't understand, why is this happening?
I don't understand, I can't understand...
I just can't.
I love the sound of your voice....you could slip me inside your pocket, I'd enjoy being close to you and hearing you speak!
Big Girl and Mini Guy couple = cute!
I guessed ant man and then you said it as the movie.
Why did you shrink me
How does apple to cranberry go from above 5 feet tall to 1mm? Also how tf do u pick up smt 1mm without crushing it 😂
Is that a crack about my height 🤭🤭
Could you do a yandere version of this?
It's all fun and games until-
For anyone who didn't get the joke it's me getting cut off after being crushed
...
I wonder if it will be an actual accident this time.
Heard another ASMR RP a few weeks from now with the same premise, but it wasn't a real accident, just a ploy of the girlfriend to get a human test subject as there were no volunteers...
Edit:
Now that I've listened to it in full;
Solid enough Narrative and a very unique voice. I will probably pop up occasionally.
I am not without criticism though.
I think the sizes you chose are a bit wonky. How did the Apple shrink to about the size of a Cranberry, but the friend (obviously bigger than an Apple) shrunk to a mere millimeter in height by the same settings?
Also how was she able to hear her friend at all without practically stuffing them in her ear? The same goes the other way around; a normal volume reply would probably rupture the poor tiny one's eardrums...
And about the end: Is the Lightnovel thing real? The title is convoluted enough.
And 3-CM-Hunter exists after all. (Granted, that's a Manwha.)
Hello there,
Acrazing?
Also fake when you going to play grounded now that you have made this
Neato. Spooky