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  • @MrChuck97100
    @MrChuck97100 5 лет назад +2003

    ""It's not that easy being a delivery man, It has it UPS and down" that was so bad I loved it

    • @DZ-vh5vc
      @DZ-vh5vc 4 года назад +7

      Same

    • @ShemLunaria
      @ShemLunaria 4 года назад +20

      I cannot believe it took me 4 months of seeing this video multiple times to finally get this joke. Only because of this comment.

    • @stormyboi7
      @stormyboi7 2 месяца назад

      it's so dumb, but so brilliant

  • @mnfrrr2570
    @mnfrrr2570 5 лет назад +7396

    "I call this move 'the punchline', 'cause it' s all in the delivery"
    Jesus Christ the layers of this joke.

    • @LDMOOSEKICK
      @LDMOOSEKICK 5 лет назад +154

      mnfrr r it’s like an ogre

    • @lucasvanpopering1063
      @lucasvanpopering1063 5 лет назад +160

      Yeah there’s a lot to unpack here

    • @SgtIronbeak
      @SgtIronbeak 5 лет назад +47

      No packing peanuts there; it's a full package.

    • @Kirill-rc5ng
      @Kirill-rc5ng 5 лет назад +8

      r/wooosh me but i don't get the joke ㅠㅠ

    • @SgtIronbeak
      @SgtIronbeak 5 лет назад +71

      @@Kirill-rc5ng To start, the 'move' is 'punchline', which is a punch. Which is in the word punchline. Then, 'it's all in the delivery' has at least two different layers to it; he's already been making 'delivery guy' jokes, so 'delivery' is sort of obvious. That, and comedy *is* all in the delivery of the joke.
      I probably did poorly explaining it, but basically it's fucking hilarious for way too many reasons.

  • @Delysicx
    @Delysicx 5 лет назад +2278

    "Aww piss off ghost! Aw that's not working.. piss on ghost!"
    I don't regret recently subbing

    • @froggy9822
      @froggy9822 4 года назад +11

      Loving the korg reference

    • @3ls691
      @3ls691 4 года назад +2

      0:46

    • @kaiserepsilon4011
      @kaiserepsilon4011 4 года назад +1

      500 my dude.

    • @Delysicx
      @Delysicx 4 года назад +1

      @@kaiserepsilon4011 fr lol
      Still didnt know alot of things about this game and I've platted it. Had fun with the cargo carriers you can ride on for the last bit of the trophy hunting.
      Cheers

    • @CaphilYT
      @CaphilYT 3 года назад +1

      I love that urinating on shadow demons is an option in this game

  • @GrizzlyPlaysYT
    @GrizzlyPlaysYT 5 лет назад +16693

    petition to have a full slimecicle musical

  • @ERROR-uv6ug
    @ERROR-uv6ug 5 лет назад +3061

    Death Stranding: The Musical

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 5 лет назад +10

      Thinking about it for a while, I’m lowkey down for one
      Even though it kinda sounds shitty

    • @owentertainment2714
      @owentertainment2714 5 лет назад +10

      Delivery Man: The Musical

  • @froginaboxVEVO
    @froginaboxVEVO 4 года назад +4994

    It’s funny how society has pretty much collapsed but they still have monster energy.

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 года назад +161

      They can be pretty aggressive to other brands with a similar name so I bet their original ceo just powered through the original death stranding despite the loss of staff and chillaxed in a larger than average bunker after an ancestor or employee developed the device that makes it out of timefall to sell both it and regular cans for Porters to keep going or chug all five of the complimentary cans their agencies supply them with to go super saiyen 5

    • @PanchiDS
      @PanchiDS 4 года назад +18

      How is chad doggo treating you?

    • @PanchiDS
      @PanchiDS 4 года назад +10

      @@froginaboxVEVO epic

    • @motivated7203
      @motivated7203 4 года назад +5

      America

    • @ToniValaski
      @ToniValaski 4 года назад +24

      Proof that monster will outlive the people who drink it

  • @DrX-dh6th
    @DrX-dh6th 5 лет назад +2398

    “Alright, second verse”
    “I didn’t write a second verse”

  • @kefiksprite13
    @kefiksprite13 5 лет назад +2314

    I like how when all we had were vague trailers that made no sense we were wondering "what the hell is this game?" But now that we have actual game play of the game we're wondering
    "what the hell is this game?"

    • @peterhansen1770
      @peterhansen1770 4 года назад +2

      idk

    • @DeCarbonZo5979
      @DeCarbonZo5979 4 года назад +65

      But in a different tone of voice

    • @chugchug8051
      @chugchug8051 4 года назад +28

      It's Kojima, what did you expect?

    • @ttime441
      @ttime441 4 года назад +25

      @@chugchug8051 I expected boring gameplay but got the opposite

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 4 года назад +3

      @@chugchug8051 oh... of course, yes now it makes sense... no wait I mean it makes sense why it makes no sense

  • @BlackHei711
    @BlackHei711 3 года назад +360

    I love how a main feature of this game is for other online players to give you tools that help you skip the gameplay.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Год назад +7

      Much like dark souls

    • @adib8234
      @adib8234 Год назад +3

      And I just built a zipline over a wide river near the waterfall.

    • @Korosudante49
      @Korosudante49 5 месяцев назад

      Oh tha was you man thank you you saved my ass back there​@@adib8234

    • @RelaxingNostalgia
      @RelaxingNostalgia 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@mr.stuffdoer8483 dark souls dosent have any of that.

    • @life09m
      @life09m Месяц назад +2

      You skip what they did to get to do what you want to do is what I like about it all

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 5 лет назад +6307

    Imma be listening to that song every day now

    • @adualaispuro
      @adualaispuro 5 лет назад +134

      "I didn't write a 2nd verse"

    • @cynthiusvr
      @cynthiusvr 5 лет назад +23

      @@adualaispuro haha so funny quote from video very funny hahaha

    • @adualaispuro
      @adualaispuro 5 лет назад +49

      @@cynthiusvr alright

    • @deadhelix
      @deadhelix 5 лет назад +9

      tradehamforsyrup ok boomer

    • @kareeem
      @kareeem 5 лет назад +8

      “You Guy’s Don’t Remember Slimecicle’s Death Stranding Song”

  • @lucymandle7625
    @lucymandle7625 5 лет назад +4345

    “It has its _u p s_ and downs”

    • @yiftachziv5808
      @yiftachziv5808 5 лет назад +23

      It has n i c e and n o I s e

    • @redirect008
      @redirect008 5 лет назад +38

      I hate that man so much

    • @BiggieCheeto
      @BiggieCheeto 5 лет назад +18

      What's the point of these comments? You literally just wrote the exact thing he said.

    • @briarrr__
      @briarrr__ 5 лет назад +19

      @@BiggieCheeto It's to repeat the funniest parts of the video in an attempt to get noticed and it usually works lol. It's usually combined with the viewer's commentary to add more humor.

    • @LordDankTron
      @LordDankTron 5 лет назад +16

      @@BiggieCheeto For attention. They cant make up their own jokes so they take parts from the video.
      Also they were abused as children.

  • @furiouscorgi4812
    @furiouscorgi4812 3 года назад +146

    he just said, "i didn't white a second verse", crashed, and I got an ad

  • @pixelydaddyo2127
    @pixelydaddyo2127 5 лет назад +3186

    Oh god slimecicle watch out there’s a tentacle monster oh no he can’t hear us he’s vibing too hard

    • @God-qt1cb
      @God-qt1cb 5 лет назад +10

      Oh go. D run

    • @mariusman3671
      @mariusman3671 5 лет назад +6

      69 likes nice

    • @mariusman3671
      @mariusman3671 5 лет назад +5

      Oh, some fuck ruined it

    • @God-qt1cb
      @God-qt1cb 5 лет назад

      @@mariusman3671 😂😂😂

    • @ROST0N
      @ROST0N 5 лет назад +4

      @Juan Cortez Muro dont comment shit
      Nobobody gives a fuck anyways

  • @Oscar-j6b
    @Oscar-j6b 5 лет назад +825

    "I call this move *THE PUNCH LINE*.
    Because it is all in the delivery"
    Oh, how I missed this.

    • @Hexcythe
      @Hexcythe 5 лет назад +2

      Percival The Mad Crusader ha

  • @cynicalbrandon8820
    @cynicalbrandon8820 5 лет назад +155

    I never thought a Slimecicle parody of "I'm Still Standing" would be one of my favorite things he's ever done

  • @jaffieverse
    @jaffieverse 5 лет назад +2867

    how quickly this man comes up with puns genuinely impressed me

    • @archiedel
      @archiedel 5 лет назад +150

      Oh my god, watch his streams. His pun game is strong.

    • @snakycarnival9119
      @snakycarnival9119 5 лет назад +22

      sans has family

    • @JugsKise
      @JugsKise 5 лет назад +6

      Ailuropoda melanoleuca Nineoneone didn’t he say he was streaming in this video?

    • @thacc8216
      @thacc8216 5 лет назад +10

      jaffah it’s all in the delivery

    • @woodman94
      @woodman94 5 лет назад +1

      This isn't live lol

  • @TheCreativeType
    @TheCreativeType 5 лет назад +1891

    “I’m Still Stranding” is the best parody I’ve ever heard

  • @jatacreative4721
    @jatacreative4721 4 года назад +85

    "I'm a master in MMA- Mailman Martial Arts! I call this P.O. Boxing!"

  • @dominatornh981
    @dominatornh981 5 лет назад +1160

    I think Slimesicle was actually drinking Monster during that Monster Energy scene. Such reactions can’t be faked.

    • @AudioVisualAids-i3p
      @AudioVisualAids-i3p 5 лет назад +28

      Not unless you're on meth

    • @darkbooger
      @darkbooger 5 лет назад +2

      @@AudioVisualAids-i3p oh

    • @Gerbs1913
      @Gerbs1913 5 лет назад +12

      @@AudioVisualAids-i3p Monster is close to legal meth if you drink 5 in 5 minutes.

  • @InternetHistorian
    @InternetHistorian 5 лет назад +2394

    This is so goddamn funny holy shit what a beautiful video

    • @sacb0y
      @sacb0y 5 лет назад +31

      This is probably the funniest review i've seen lmao.

    • @Philip_Lim
      @Philip_Lim 5 лет назад +4

      what do you mean, you are beautiful

    • @maurofantini3430
      @maurofantini3430 5 лет назад +6

      Come up with a new video on your main Channel man. We all wait for the Legend, right now i am forced to view a second time all your videos. This Is torture i swear

    • @chloewith7es
      @chloewith7es 5 лет назад +18

      @NotLife River it's a comedy video

    • @umamifan
      @umamifan 5 лет назад +7

      NotLife River you good man? Cause that response is the response of someone who isn’t feeling good

  • @rowedavis2630
    @rowedavis2630 4 года назад +168

    I laughed at "fetch funny dog" way more than I should have

  • @ohmygodpleasehalp3984
    @ohmygodpleasehalp3984 5 лет назад +1257

    "Alright time for the second verse"
    *"I DIDN'T WRITE A SECOND VERSE"*

    • @tinavanwey1308
      @tinavanwey1308 5 лет назад +9

      *dies*

    • @motivated7203
      @motivated7203 4 года назад +7

      _C R A S H_

    • @LmaoItsDead
      @LmaoItsDead 4 года назад +5

      **C A R G O D R O P P E D**

    • @motivated7203
      @motivated7203 4 года назад +4

      @@LmaoItsDead "Sam, your cargo's taken too much damage."

    • @master-ofmanga2792
      @master-ofmanga2792 4 года назад +2

      “Oh my god this really hurts.”
      Someone help me continue this masterpiece please.

  • @whizzersterriblehorribleno773
    @whizzersterriblehorribleno773 5 лет назад +197

    I refuse to move on from how clever “it has its UPS and downs” was

  • @Superchicken_36
    @Superchicken_36 4 года назад +48

    The singing portion is genuinely one of the best things I've ever seen and makes me really want this game. Really wish you wrote a second verse.

  • @haikuz
    @haikuz 5 лет назад +2019

    is it just me or does slimecicle sound like a shounen anime protagonist

    • @uruburus5203
      @uruburus5203 5 лет назад +74

      watch him voice over deku ...

    • @dragonandavatarfan8865
      @dragonandavatarfan8865 5 лет назад +90

      Having a anime shounen protagonist like slimecicle dropping pun bombs at every chance he gets would be a dream come true lol.

    • @chalenjourtyr7096
      @chalenjourtyr7096 4 года назад +20

      If that were the case then I'd probably watch a dubbed anime and not want to off myself.

    • @nicouzcategui1538
      @nicouzcategui1538 4 года назад +3

      Shonen

    • @bromicorn
      @bromicorn 4 года назад +8

      @@uruburus5203 that was grizzly

  • @whenyoucantthinkofanname3627
    @whenyoucantthinkofanname3627 5 лет назад +329

    *NOW IM TAKING A MAGNUM S H I T.*

  • @Scribbzz
    @Scribbzz 3 года назад +39

    What did the delivery man say when he dropped his package?
    "wUPS!"

  • @donminhator3806
    @donminhator3806 5 лет назад +498

    Im still stranding lyrics (because why not)
    before the song starts:
    oh you're mad that your package is all banged up
    well let me tell you right now it's not that easy being a delivery man
    It has its UPS and downs
    but here why don't I explain
    first verse:
    So you know where you gotta go
    stacked to the tippy top with cargo
    you gotta watch out for rocks and rivers and all
    It's the rain that will make you slip and slide
    and then the rain will fall (so the rain speeds up time its kinda)
    and oh no there's a scary ghost
    now just hold your breath or you'll be toast
    use your baby for some fucking reason I guess
    Kojima what the fuck is going on
    this don't make any sense (woah)
    chorus:
    But I'm still standing better than I ever did
    I'm drinking unholy amounts of monster energy
    AND NOW IM TAKING A MAGNUM SHIT
    but I'm still stranding oh (cries of pain from slipping and falling)
    I'm picking up the pieces of this cargo that you left behind
    I'm still stranding (yeah yeah yeah)
    oh I'm still stranding (yeah yeah yeah)
    Let's go second verse
    second verse:
    I didn't write a second verse
    :)

  • @unkindled4965
    @unkindled4965 5 лет назад +497

    *"I'm drinking unholy amounts of Monster Energy, and now I'm taking a magnum shit!"*
    Gets me every time 😂😂

    • @bling__brute6048
      @bling__brute6048 2 года назад +1

      Then you hear from in the bathroom RRRRRGGGHH and then plop.

  • @ryanquinlan848
    @ryanquinlan848 4 года назад +17

    No compliment can adequately describe this man’s ability for one-liners and puns...
    But I am going to make it my life’s mission to find one.

  • @connorflammer8577
    @connorflammer8577 5 лет назад +197

    4:00
    I didn't realize we were playing monster hunter

    • @Starlitsoul0359
      @Starlitsoul0359 5 лет назад +2

      Connor Flammer that’s such a good comment you just earned a subscribe.

    • @Lopi_LP
      @Lopi_LP 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-nk7sk1nw2b
    @user-nk7sk1nw2b 5 лет назад +455

    "You think a monster can kill me, I drank 5 for breakfast"

  • @l-shadow1775
    @l-shadow1775 5 лет назад +189

    3:09 was that basicallyidowrk's voice

  • @Nuclear0Cookie
    @Nuclear0Cookie 5 лет назад +239

    I literally can not watch the full video I'm stuck watching "I'm Still Stranding" on loop

  • @stiky5972
    @stiky5972 5 лет назад +892

    Alternate title: Man drinks 5 monsters in one sitting and f**king dies

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 5 лет назад +20

      ꧁༺štiky༻꧂ So the limit is 4

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 5 лет назад +21

      @@cedrikw4972 Hmmm... Sounds logical, but what if you drank 4.9?

    • @thegooobley1993
      @thegooobley1993 5 лет назад +4

      @@stiky5972
      I like 4.99. the more you drink, the better you are, just not 5. 5 will cause your heart to give out or explode

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 5 лет назад +1

      @@thegooobley1993 So... What if you drink 6?

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 4 года назад +1

      @@stiky5972
      You simply cannot "drink 6" due to the sheer strength of Monster Energy(TM), but it is theorized that if you are able to do it your body ascends to godhood.

  • @burzarec
    @burzarec 4 года назад +23

    9:16 "This is the first strand Type game, only. I am Smart enough to understand whats happening on the screen right now"
    -videogamedunkey

  • @bray2964
    @bray2964 5 лет назад +308

    When you get vibe-checked by the fundamental force of gravity.

  • @raphaelmiranda8259
    @raphaelmiranda8259 5 лет назад +1378

    Fed ex simulator 2019

    • @joyfullynx9039
      @joyfullynx9039 5 лет назад +4

      you havent finished the vid yet

    • @oramulk5901
      @oramulk5901 5 лет назад +17

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA SO FUNNY NEVER HEARD THAT SO ORIGINAL I FORGOT TO LAUGH

    • @anthonysimpson01
      @anthonysimpson01 5 лет назад +14

      @@oramulk5901 you ok there?

    • @raphaelmiranda8259
      @raphaelmiranda8259 5 лет назад +5

      @@oramulk5901 r u ok?

    • @lmetetel4495
      @lmetetel4495 5 лет назад +3

      Another bruh moment..... in the wild like this?

  • @jessicachendra9585
    @jessicachendra9585 4 года назад +23

    can we acknowledge slime’s actual musical talent like damn

  • @alsohedge6537
    @alsohedge6537 5 лет назад +500

    I must consume Monster © Energy Drink so I can carry my mother’s corpse at speeds THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN REACHED BEFORE!

  • @Zachattack-nu7lr
    @Zachattack-nu7lr 5 лет назад +490

    Death Stranding: *Has Monster Energy in it*
    Twitch Steamers: *Visible Fustration*

  • @khannywanny
    @khannywanny 3 года назад +18

    3:00 when you go to the adoption clinic and the receptionist says “Wow! You’ve grown!”

  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow 5 лет назад +183

    Anthony Fantano gave the Death Stranding x Elton John album a light 6

    • @xspike410
      @xspike410 3 года назад

      1 year and still no comments.

  • @kingmecrown5370
    @kingmecrown5370 5 лет назад +539

    “Alexa, can you play my morning playlist?”
    Alexa: *plays DOOM soundtrack*

    • @DeltagodAndFriends
      @DeltagodAndFriends 5 лет назад +7

      I feel called out

    • @jeepzero3739
      @jeepzero3739 5 лет назад +7

      Honestly i can relate

    • @Zain69z
      @Zain69z 5 лет назад +1

      Damn that brought me back some memories
      Now I am going to search for doom soundtrack

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 лет назад +2

      That's the one music you should listen to every morning.

    • @nirartov4863
      @nirartov4863 5 лет назад +1

      *plays DOOT soundtrack**

  • @productinsanity
    @productinsanity 3 года назад +27

    I can't believe how much I miss 2019 right now, it was a simpler time...

  • @Jenna-qp1bf
    @Jenna-qp1bf 5 лет назад +348

    It has is U-P-S and down
    Fedex: I’m about to end this mans whole career

  • @thacc8216
    @thacc8216 5 лет назад +826

    “I’m still stranding” lyrics
    So you know where you got go
    Your stacked to the tippy top with cargo
    You got watch out for rocks (rocks)
    And rivers (rivers) and all
    The terrain will make you slip and slide
    And then the rain will fall!
    (Also the rain speeds up time it’s kinda...)
    But oh no, there’s scary ghosts
    Now just hold you breath or you’ll be toast
    Use your baby for some f*ckin’ reason I guess
    Kojima what the f*ck is going on
    This don’t make any sense (woah)
    *butt* I’m still standing better than I ever did
    I’m drinking unholy amounts of monster energy
    AND NOW I’M TAKING A MAGNUM
    SH!T!!!
    But I’m still stranding uh oh
    *slimecicle falling*
    I’m pickin’ up the pieces of this cargo that you left behiiiind
    I’m still stranding. Yeah, yeah yeah
    Oh I’m still stranding. Yeah yeah yeah
    (Lets go second verse)
    *jumps off hill on bike*
    I didn’t write a second verse
    *crashes*
    Edit: THANK U FOR LE LIKES

  • @masonbernheim7629
    @masonbernheim7629 4 года назад +104

    I heard this guy “Ellen Jones” or something stole your song and called it “I’m still standing” smh

    • @tnks.
      @tnks. 4 года назад +12

      They didn't even give credit, can't believe they stole slime's song smh

    • @Liquidchicken
      @Liquidchicken 4 года назад +5

      @@tnks. they reposted and that's cringe

  • @residual
    @residual 5 лет назад +845

    ok just leaving these here i hope you use them well
    1:16
    1:16
    1:16

  • @eila5388
    @eila5388 5 лет назад +220

    Amazon employee simulator 2019

  • @H.u.m.a.n.
    @H.u.m.a.n. 2 года назад +19

    5:00 "You've been spotted by a MULE."
    maybe he shouldn't have been.... Horsing around.
    i'm not sorry.

  • @beardguyworkshop
    @beardguyworkshop 5 лет назад +92

    "Call me Amazon because I'm in my Prime", priceless, that line had me on the floor, I needed that.

  • @doxsunii9891
    @doxsunii9891 5 лет назад +101

    That song was beautiful,I've truly been blessed

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 5 лет назад +2

      Doxsunii Agreed

    • @marcusdoyle3918
      @marcusdoyle3918 5 лет назад +2

      What's the song

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 5 лет назад

      Marcus Doyle He’s parodying Elton John’s “I’m Still Standing”

    • @marcusdoyle3918
      @marcusdoyle3918 5 лет назад

      @@jdatboi724 I meant at the start of the video

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 5 лет назад

      Marcus Doyle Oh I have no idea

  • @alexthehopeless3778
    @alexthehopeless3778 3 года назад +3

    "I'll be waiting for you on the beach"
    *HONOR DIED ON THE BEACH.*

  • @linux750
    @linux750 5 лет назад +82

    Hideo Kojima must have had some great takeout food to be inspired to make a game about delivery dudes

  • @BeastnBrushes
    @BeastnBrushes 5 лет назад +209

    "I call this one the punchline...Because it's all in the delivery" I shat myself laughing at that one

    • @bouiabongo7403
      @bouiabongo7403 3 года назад +3

      yummy😋

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 2 года назад +1

      @@bouiabongo7403 that was a bad comment and you deserve all the negativity and disappointment coming your way

  • @frostyfizz7915
    @frostyfizz7915 4 года назад +22

    "Now remember everyone, don't be like Slime here, always climb to the pike." (Is it a pike on the end of the rope?)

  • @notsudo3205
    @notsudo3205 5 лет назад +63

    "You want cargo, huh? Well here, car go!"
    -Slimecicle 2019
    im dead

  • @bray2964
    @bray2964 5 лет назад +87

    Kyle the deliveryman, the musical. Starring: Slimesicle, The corpse of the president, and tentacles.

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 лет назад

      Ah yes,the embodiment of the holy cum

  • @MidoriDragon
    @MidoriDragon 4 года назад +16

    0:01 When Slimesicle is actually at peace in a game....

  • @Sol-l4i4d
    @Sol-l4i4d 5 лет назад +250

    Slime: "death stranding is a game where you JACK INTO A CHILD"
    Bruh....

    • @OMJNRG
      @OMJNRG 5 лет назад +6

      Remember when Tyler the creator said “Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome”

    • @thatoneniceguy408
      @thatoneniceguy408 5 лет назад

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @DJDrLandWhaleOfficial
      @DJDrLandWhaleOfficial 4 года назад

      “Jack in! Megaman execute!”

  • @dominatornh981
    @dominatornh981 5 лет назад +42

    If this video had a classic Slimesicle Giorno’s theme intro, it would be “Death Stranding but Slimesicle sings at all times, even when it’s not needed.”

  • @ShadowDeus
    @ShadowDeus 4 года назад +8

    I honestly think Kojima built the world first then decided to throw 5 different stories together and said thatll do donkey.

  • @mack.elshafei
    @mack.elshafei 5 лет назад +80

    That opening song is Low Roar - Don't Be So Serious

    • @foxenite9042
      @foxenite9042 5 лет назад +12

      you are a godsend i’ve been looking for like 20 mins to find it in the soundtrack and anywhere else

    • @gabrielperez5706
      @gabrielperez5706 4 года назад +4

      I love you I've been trying to look for the song like one hour. Thank you :).

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 4 года назад +4

      The best song of the game is definitly Low Roar - Because we have to.
      It played just before arriving at the snowy mountain.

    • @mageflame7477
      @mageflame7477 4 года назад +2

      Thanks so much dude

  • @natemitzel2670
    @natemitzel2670 5 лет назад +38

    “You’re a cute little freeloader aren’t you.”

    • @ssjx3705
      @ssjx3705 5 лет назад

      Nate Mitzel me to my little brother

  • @bwaindead5539
    @bwaindead5539 4 года назад +9

    Buyer: Cargo space?
    Salesman: No, car no do that. Car not go space.

  • @paddydocherty9218
    @paddydocherty9218 5 лет назад +1197

    To whoever is saying they're first, I've got a blue shell

  • @user-rh6jx6xj8e
    @user-rh6jx6xj8e 5 лет назад +109

    everyone rn: “last time i was this earl-“

  • @helloitsme4388
    @helloitsme4388 4 года назад +7

    1:15 beautifully crafted song

  • @dulcae
    @dulcae 5 лет назад +299

    no one can say death stranding is boring after this EVER again

    • @crazytwitchy5650
      @crazytwitchy5650 5 лет назад +14

      jippun yes, yes I can

    • @accountnotfound4209
      @accountnotfound4209 5 лет назад +16

      Death stranding is boring

    • @Sparkyb7
      @Sparkyb7 5 лет назад +7

      It’s pretty boring

    • @roozealand5791
      @roozealand5791 5 лет назад +12

      This video actually shows how boring it is.

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams 5 лет назад +15

      The power of editing can even make a pile of actual shit drying up into dust look exciting.

  • @Kali_io
    @Kali_io 5 лет назад +26

    “Jack into a child” wasn’t something I was expecting to hear today

  • @aniaya2000
    @aniaya2000 4 года назад +20

    when charlie said "daddy needs a new pair" i didn't know how to react because my fight or flight kicked in

  • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
    @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 5 лет назад +36

    this is exactly what a delivery man does every single day

  • @luxcatalina6638
    @luxcatalina6638 5 лет назад +39

    "call me amazon cuz im in my prime" omg hahaha

  • @betatest648
    @betatest648 4 года назад +12

    His death stranding song was so popular they used a parody of it in rocket man.

  • @bourque1139
    @bourque1139 5 лет назад +30

    I honestly thought he was gonna day “ call me the Amazon because I’m on fire”

    • @ryancyan9309
      @ryancyan9309 5 лет назад

      but that wouldnt be a delivery pun

  • @robin1959
    @robin1959 5 лет назад +27

    me trying to sneak into the kitchen at night and tripping over everything: "baby im a shadow"

  • @vagan3204
    @vagan3204 5 лет назад +9

    6:05 IS THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO

  • @doodets5747
    @doodets5747 5 лет назад +4

    Thanks for making a video making the most of this gameplay instead of tearing into it like all the review pages it's nice to see some positive material with the gameplay

  • @delsin1126
    @delsin1126 5 лет назад +46

    Alt title: “This is Monster Energy Drink”

  • @sixteentwo1649
    @sixteentwo1649 4 года назад +41

    No one is talking about how someone died at the end

    • @otoolefamilyworc
      @otoolefamilyworc 4 года назад +1

      no one died

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 4 года назад +2

      I think it's a dummy.

    • @pixels3466
      @pixels3466 3 года назад +1

      @@otoolefamilyworc Its a joke mate no one would fall down a hill like your last spaghetti your about to eat

  • @TooDruForYou
    @TooDruForYou 5 лет назад +7

    I guess you could say that Slimecicle's jokes and puns always deliver

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 лет назад +24

    "Okay...Well, I-I think...none of us expected it to really go this way..."
    *Dead Mom:* "Then start leaning the other way, dammit!"

  • @ronanasche7063
    @ronanasche7063 4 года назад +5

    4:24 nobody's gonna talk about the tiny floating green men?

  • @canned_autismo
    @canned_autismo 5 лет назад +63

    7:40
    “it go down”
    “no it don’t”
    “dude it go down!”

  • @damnboi951
    @damnboi951 5 лет назад +36

    Wait hold on...
    "Jack into a child"
    Slimecicle... don't...

    • @goober6112
      @goober6112 5 лет назад +1

      Oh no I’m shaking rn

    • @GrimVestigeCF
      @GrimVestigeCF 5 лет назад

      0:56

    • @GravySD
      @GravySD 5 лет назад

      I've been looking for this comment for so long to make myself feel better.

  • @grassfedgains1216
    @grassfedgains1216 5 лет назад +3

    I cant stop watching the monster energy part, its too damn accurate, had a 12 hour road trip the other day and I had the same response after the third can, great vid dude.

  • @dominatornh981
    @dominatornh981 5 лет назад +22

    Hippety hoppity, singing during video games is Slimesicle’s property.

  • @totalrandom4141
    @totalrandom4141 5 лет назад +15

    This montage was brilliant. Good sense of humor. I mean really good.

  • @samanthaofcatarina
    @samanthaofcatarina 3 года назад +6

    "It has its UPS and downs"
    God damnit Charlie how are you a living pun machine

  • @morganboyer9996
    @morganboyer9996 5 лет назад +17

    3:09 I love how that clip basicallyIdowrk did is now used as a meme

  • @hoppotv296
    @hoppotv296 5 лет назад +35

    The “I’m still standing” cover I didn’t know I needed

  • @ellakemmerly3624
    @ellakemmerly3624 5 лет назад +4

    this video sent me down a rabbit hole of trying to understand this games plot and why he has a baby in a bottle.

    • @randomisaac5959
      @randomisaac5959 5 лет назад +1

      It's ok my Friend, I've been there and I survived. Good luck comrade o7

  • @Shivaxi
    @Shivaxi 5 лет назад +4

    I lost my shit at "yeah let's go second verse! ...I didn't write a second verse!"

  • @Bread_Lord
    @Bread_Lord 5 лет назад +48

    Second verse “I didn’t write one”
    Then crashes into ground

    • @mrswoper779
      @mrswoper779 5 лет назад +3

      Yes that was what happened in the video, good you have eyes

    • @KhoiV
      @KhoiV 5 лет назад +2

      @@mrswoper779 and ears

    • @Blob69
      @Blob69 5 лет назад +2

      @@KhoiV and a small brain

  • @SleepyMatt-zzz
    @SleepyMatt-zzz 3 года назад +2

    8:55 tries jumping ledge despite having a ladder in inventory. Bravo sir, bravo.

  • @alexmurchison2643
    @alexmurchison2643 5 лет назад +11

    6:00 is the most legitimate fear I have ever heard out of human being

  • @OMG_its_PD
    @OMG_its_PD 5 лет назад +26

    MMA: Mailman Martial Arts 😂😂😂😂

  • @gretaxanthe4882
    @gretaxanthe4882 4 года назад +14

    "omg she can't hear me she has air pods in!"
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHHA

  • @woradanoopengruksa8898
    @woradanoopengruksa8898 5 лет назад +31

    Slimecicle: I'm still Stranding
    Me: *far cry 5 flashback*