@crispusattucks4007 😂 Norton is pretty funny sometimes though. Smart too. For me he's an acquired taste, patrice too. I got into these via Louis CK. He's a flavor i loved right off the bat.
@@Ryan599187 I cringe at 80% of the things he says. Especially when he tries to “down” with Patrice he overly tries to be cool with the black guy whereas Jim and Ant come off wya more natural
Label something about yourself that everyone who knows you would hates that you wouldn't understand why they feel that way. Step under the microscope of being a known entity on planet earth in your mind.
Daquan Wiltshire is pretty funny & does a Kevin Samuel's parody but pays homage to him cuz he thinks modern women are on Uber bs. He doesn't claim red pill(which I'm glad he doesn't).
Thank God for Opie! Holy fuck!!!! Him interrupting genuine banter between friends having a good time to get a caller on or to input a bit that fails makes me feel good about myself.
The fact that he though zillion was a real number made me furious for some reason. Thank god opie is still around to remind me how much life fucking sucks
Patrice ain't lying about the Muslim prayer playing it out loud thing. People playing anything at excessive volume in another language or just some strange shit is unsettling
All these years later and Patrice’s view is way more realistic than the others. I’d lose two of the others for him to be around. Especially if one was Opie.
steak Johnson for sure. I’d also add that he’s right about the incompetence of the TSA. I love Jimmy and Ant but some of their opinions haven’t aged well. They might even agree.
@@Danowarthemanowar Jim is still a bootlicker. Ant has come around on most things but he’s become such a shell of his former self that it doesn’t even matter. He’s irrelevant. He missed his chance
listening to o&a always made me uncomfortable because of Anthony's race issues. but when Patrice is on I feel it's balanced (in a effed up way) so I can enjoy to the max!
Anthony is a racist he has an unreasonable fear of black people no black person has ever harmed him or his family but he hates them anyway and Patrice has more white friends than he does black friends Billy Burr was damn near his brother!Patrice learned how racist white guys think growing up in Boston so he can verbally battle any racist but that's just a defensive maneuver he loves all people well besides Asians!
I've never understood the opie hate. Of course ant and lil jimmy are funnier...by far. But hes the 'straight man' of the group. He was Dean Martin to anthonys Jerry Lewis . That show needed all 3 of them to be the epic, classic, PERFECT show it was.
Yeah we can pick apart mistakes, but he played an important role. Like look at any now, I think they worked well together. Some shit is super irritating, but whatever, can’t be mad that a show didn’t go how I wanted 😂
@@Szszsa I'm the same way man. Politics is nothing but a show game and I don't like nor dislike trump but I was curious because the gentleman at the top said what he said like he had been personally effected by the "leader" of the country and i just wanted to know if he had been and how
What Anthony was saying in the beginning couldn’t be any truer 🤣 We could care less about the planet cuz we’re still doing our own shit. It’s our own asses we’re trying to save.
It’s a famous Carlin routine. So ubiquitous that no one even credits Carlin anymore. Called “the planet is fine”. The track before it “golf courses for the homeless” is a good setup for it, cause he also advocates cemeteries for low cost housing! Genius!
It’s important to try to understand other people, but Jimmy takes that to a fault here- if everyone admits it’s crap- then it’s crap. It’s that simple. An authoritative government will always try to manipulate sympathetic people to be sympathetic to its authority. If enough people raise issues at the airport and it annoys enough workers that’s how you get things done. Jesus with Covid stuff happening now going to a Target is like going through the airport. Those ideas love to spread.
No fucking way. He is terrible all the time. Just listen to some nopie episodes and you’ll see what I’m saying. When you remove opie the show only gets better
Straight up went to a party of 20 plus black chicks to a pizza joint who all complained about everything and straight up said “I ain’t tippin because y’all didn’t give me what I wanted the first time” like that was an excuse to NOT tip….
Opie's voice is so annoying in this one. The dumbest most superficial thoughts and all of them have some underlying tone of attention seeking. I have no idea how the rest of the guys could tolerate him, let alone comprehending how he could possibly have any fans. He is the absolute worst. Thanks to uploader though for at least keeping Patrice's memory alive.
I've listened to this multiple times and just now realized. Not all oil is dark. Why didn't Patrice correct their racism about oil and water. Like coconut oil is damn near clear... Hmm
@Sansa Winehouse well yeah of course Patrice joins in hilarious moments but usually he corrects racism whenever possible, this one time he kinda just let it slide
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Opie & Anthony - Jim Breuer Stopped Smoking Weed: bit.ly/2WeubbN
Tip Jar: bit.ly/30CDGRr
Jim breuer is weed
Opie, Jimmy and Patrice trying to wrap their feeble minds around how much water is in the gulf is true comedy
49:54 Patrice's impression of Arabian music is grossly underrated and hilarious.
I know exactly what he's referring to...cabbie playing quran cd's lol
I burst out laughing in my kitchen when i heard Patrice’s singing.
@@luismorales5832 lmao me too bro lol
😭😭😭😭
Lmfao Jimmy was killing with some of those lyrics
Was waiting for
" 🎶 ..... water/
So keep your B B C/
Out of my daughter "
No he wasn't, he's unfunny
@@walnutz8743Norton is hilarious your buggin
@@walnutz8743wow I never thought about it that way but you make a good point
@crispusattucks4007
😂 Norton is pretty funny sometimes though. Smart too. For me he's an acquired taste, patrice too. I got into these via Louis CK. He's a flavor i loved right off the bat.
Opie is like oil in water
He’s not too bad in this. I like what a kick he gets out of Patrice’s Chinese person bit
@@Ryan599187 I cringe at 80% of the things he says. Especially when he tries to “down” with Patrice he overly tries to be cool with the black guy whereas Jim and Ant come off wya more natural
Label something about yourself that everyone who knows you would hates that you wouldn't understand why they feel that way. Step under the microscope of being a known entity on planet earth in your mind.
@@21kburd ok son of the shogun
I love nopie and Anthony. I'm upset that I've listened to all of his edits and can't wait for another nopie upload.
This is embarrassing but does anybody else sit there and conversate with the radio from time to time while listening to these
Patrice in 2022 is Laugh til you cry funny.......miss this guy
Anthony was underrated in this one, he was definitely chillin this day 😂😂
god Patrice is the only one that still makes my stomach hurt laughing
He really was the greatest
Jimmy gets in in there, too
@@peterwelsh1932 I have to admit the " you have clams " from Dopie made me chuckle.
@@rawsko0316 remind me to say that all day at work tomorrow😹
Did you really take the time to uncapitalize that g
“Inappropriate napping is what I’m trying to do”
🎯
R.I.P Patrice Oneal
R.I.P Kevin Samuels 🙏🏽
That's all I watch on RUclips ... the perfect Father/Uncle combo
@@vernonjackson_ literally all we need especially if yo father/brothers not in yo life nomo
Daquan Wiltshire is pretty funny & does a Kevin Samuel's parody but pays homage to him cuz he thinks modern women are on Uber bs. He doesn't claim red pill(which I'm glad he doesn't).
@@Respect2theFallen i fucc wit Dequan too faccs! Bt he gtta patch that shxt up wit lkiab
kevin samuels? eww😂patrice would like him 😂
Tolerance test concludes at 8:35
Lmao
Haha thank you!
THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR TO ME ...GOT SOILED IN OIL..
Thank God for Opie! Holy fuck!!!! Him interrupting genuine banter between friends having a good time to get a caller on or to input a bit that fails makes me feel good about myself.
The fact that he though zillion was a real number made me furious for some reason. Thank god opie is still around to remind me how much life fucking sucks
I SMELL "BIT"!
@@KenFresno well… if you asked him, he should’ve been a doctor or an accountant because he was a rockstar with Match! Uggh
@@KenFresno one of the greatest comments ive ever read
@@KenFresnorock star in math
“At least sentence him to maybe 20 years paralysis” LOL
Patrice was a man ahead of his time. he KNEW what's up
Oil and daughter lol
Now I'm convinced the government took out Patrice. Lol
Corn subsidies putting high fructose corn syrup in everything killed Patrice. So in a way you're right
53:20 - 53:40 Patrice is the fucking best 😂
😂😂😂
Opie preps the bull
Ty for these videos
Patrice is SO spot on about the mentality of cops and TSA, etc. There are wayyyyy too many conformists in public service as opposed to moralists.
Racism is so much fun...thank you O&A
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! Comedy doesn't discriminate. Deal with it.
DICLIMINATION!
Hercules Hercules Hercules
HOLY SHIT THIS IS STILL GOLD
"Its 21%"
Opie the big beer drinker from back in the day "Wow is that alot"
21 percent is a lot for a beer
Did they ever follow up on the beer? Anyone?
How many gallons of oil is in the Gulf answer it's over 9000
quadrillion = 1000 x 1 trillion
But how many zillions is that?
Atleast A guillion
Patrice ain't lying about the Muslim prayer playing it out loud thing. People playing anything at excessive volume in another language or just some strange shit is unsettling
I want patrice 's take on jab mandates.
He thinks mandates are gay because he doesn’t date men.
You'll have to pay your local psychic for that, he's been dead for 12 years.
@@seannacorea1441 👻👻👻
Listen to the last five minutes of the show. He sounds prophetic.
Please bring back Jocktober on Compound but just call it Optober where we just make fun of Opie.
Apparently Jimmy doesn't understand the difficulty with igniting an explosive in an airtight container.
Opie had a good line in this to be fair. Patrice "who told you this ?". Opie "the people who want you to believe it". That's a good line
This fool said walk in a circle 🤣😂🤣
All these years later and Patrice’s view is way more realistic than the others. I’d lose two of the others for him to be around. Especially if one was Opie.
steak Johnson for sure. I’d also add that he’s right about the incompetence of the TSA. I love Jimmy and Ant but some of their opinions haven’t aged well. They might even agree.
Lol
Did u fart?
@@duncanbeasley2442 did u fart?
@@Danowarthemanowar Jim is still a bootlicker. Ant has come around on most things but he’s become such a shell of his former self that it doesn’t even matter. He’s irrelevant. He missed his chance
1:25:47
listening to o&a always made me uncomfortable because of Anthony's race issues. but when Patrice is on I feel it's balanced (in a effed up way) so I can enjoy to the max!
They were equals!
Patrice being a racist is fine with you, but Anthony being a realist bothers you?
@@casualobserver2380 Patrice is racist but Anthony is a realist?? 😂😂😭
Anthony is a racist he has an unreasonable fear of black people no black person has ever harmed him or his family but he hates them anyway and Patrice has more white friends than he does black friends Billy Burr was damn near his brother!Patrice learned how racist white guys think growing up in Boston so he can verbally battle any racist but that's just a defensive maneuver he loves all people well besides Asians!
@13:20 - I did the math: that’s 0.00003% oil to water. Ant has a point.
TSA checkers have the same "authority", qualifications and training as the people who work at wendys.
Lmaoooooo.....I have blow up phobia!!!
Opie "gotta remind people I did coke in college so I seem cool" Hughes
1:37:07
That shot at Amy Schumer at the last minute. 🤣🤣
41:19 Bill Hicks
43:30
The Sunoco salad
That was one of those Joe Exotic bootleg songs, right? Really sounded like it
If opie got mout reipped by a rhino I would be so happy
1:31:38 Norton with the Don Rickles line.
I've never understood the opie hate. Of course ant and lil jimmy are funnier...by far. But hes the 'straight man' of the group. He was Dean Martin to anthonys Jerry Lewis . That show needed all 3 of them to be the epic, classic, PERFECT show it was.
He kept the show moving.
He might not be funny but allowed the funny to happen
Yeah we can pick apart mistakes, but he played an important role. Like look at any now, I think they worked well together. Some shit is super irritating, but whatever, can’t be mad that a show didn’t go how I wanted 😂
19:25 "Just like American Indians"
Yeah because they were all so peaceful and kind 🙄
He is not lying about Arabs. Trust Ive Iived in the bay
Jimmy's little songs are brilliant 😅
40:20- foretold the future
amazing
@Charlie Sosa What did Trump put you through?
@@oWR3CKL3Zzo dont care about left or right wing but your pfp would have hated Donald Trump
@@Szszsa I'm the same way man. Politics is nothing but a show game and I don't like nor dislike trump but I was curious because the gentleman at the top said what he said like he had been personally effected by the "leader" of the country and i just wanted to know if he had been and how
@@oWR3CKL3Zzo if you're a minority you've been directly effected by the blatant racism of emboldened white people
“Thanks for having me, I don’t really add anything to the show.” Patrice O Neal
See? He wasn’t always right.
Nobody likes mullatah water
We need NO&A for this one. #NO&A #nopieradio
I don’t eat sushi nigga 🤣
What Anthony was saying in the beginning couldn’t be any truer 🤣 We could care less about the planet cuz we’re still doing our own shit. It’s our own asses we’re trying to save.
It’s a famous Carlin routine. So ubiquitous that no one even credits Carlin anymore. Called “the planet is fine”. The track before it “golf courses for the homeless” is a good setup for it, cause he also advocates cemeteries for low cost housing! Genius!
At least you could less. Personally I COULDN'T Care less but 🤷♂️
The Sun could fuck us all up so fast, if I was going to worry about anything it would be that
Like really fcking fast.
You wouldn't even have time to react
11:20
1:18:25
Playing No Mans Sky Right now....Patrice is a genius beyond the stars bro....
42:08 😂
Thank God New York City gave us sarcasm and negativity. 🗽
@@Mikehowarth1988 son. Well you must have come back from the dead pops
@@Mikehowarth1988 also I was being sarcastic I'll go ahead and help you out with that since you can't figure it out
“Mosquey” 😂 Patrice was brilliant
It’s important to try to understand other people, but Jimmy takes that to a fault here- if everyone admits it’s crap- then it’s crap. It’s that simple. An authoritative government will always try to manipulate sympathetic people to be sympathetic to its authority. If enough people raise issues at the airport and it annoys enough workers that’s how you get things done. Jesus with Covid stuff happening now going to a Target is like going through the airport. Those ideas love to spread.
“ ‘declinination’ makes me sick to my stomach”
Plutonium?
"White people are drunks." 1:37:13
22:47
One eye just got bigger 😅
1:13:12
23:19-
The 14 year olds that Anthony preys on are certainly no more confused about the world than him.
Classic example of Opie derailing Ant and Patrice talking about something hilarious by playing a shit song and then immediately turning it off
7:00
1:40:55 lol
1:10:11
OandAnoOplease
Your last name is not Eleven! Lol
19:55.
46:25.
1:38:00 white people are drunks
1:40:40
1:46:00 lol
At 24:04 Patrice says 'mahujadin', they completely ignore it. If Vos made a verbal gaffe like that, they'd have laughed at him for 5 minutes straight.
"I know but.. is it really from Louie The XIV times?" Patrice THE GOD O'Neal
opie always interrupts
he is a insufferable no talent cringe machine
linger longer!
Those songs are fucking sickening by the way.
Patrice would have had a huge problem with wearing masks for the coronavirus
Sure bud. You should really fill the gap he left since you know his thoughts.
AxelSpott why would you even comment. Idiot.
@Straight white unvaccinated male sure bud...
Like a spoiled daughter 😂
Patrice O’Neal is such a comic gangsta!
😆🤣😀
14:00 patrice cared about the planet before it was cool
Ecology sure is a brand new concept.
Ever heard of the 60s?
@@MaoMoney
Those stupid hippies cared more about weed and music.
As much as I dislike Opie, the show was better when he was actually engaged and interested
No fucking way. He is terrible all the time. Just listen to some nopie episodes and you’ll see what I’m saying. When you remove opie the show only gets better
And then what happens
This opie guys a real jerk
Straight up went to a party of 20 plus black chicks to a pizza joint who all complained about everything and straight up said “I ain’t tippin because y’all didn’t give me what I wanted the first time” like that was an excuse to NOT tip….
Straight up, brah. What a fucking tool, nice story, Opie jr
Obama's president naah
Opie at 13:00. Sea food stew. That guys is fucking great.
Opie is the hole of his own show.
More like see food stupid or sumtin..
I’m just riffin’
The opening 20 minutes are the most uneducated, ill informed discussion i've ever heard
Its dude talk nobody is taking is serious, holy sht
U sound like a hole
@@Petergonzaleztv u fart?
SlowMoRob I agree, but that is what makes it so funny. Especially in retrospect.
@Wayne Smith yeah everyone’s busy worrying about the climate and the planet as their freedoms are eroded totally
Opie's voice is so annoying in this one. The dumbest most superficial thoughts and all of them have some underlying tone of attention seeking. I have no idea how the rest of the guys could tolerate him, let alone comprehending how he could possibly have any fans. He is the absolute worst. Thanks to uploader though for at least keeping Patrice's memory alive.
I've listened to this multiple times and just now realized. Not all oil is dark. Why didn't Patrice correct their racism about oil and water. Like coconut oil is damn near clear... Hmm
@Sansa Winehouse well yeah of course Patrice joins in hilarious moments but usually he corrects racism whenever possible, this one time he kinda just let it slide
They’re mocking racism. Patrice was right: context is dead. It’s like people don’t understand context anymore.
Opie is the worst and he's running outta money hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha