They seem to love selling everyone else's grandmother. If an elderly person stays in a care home, the government will sell their house for them. By the time they come out the care home, they'll have nowhere to live. Which means that once an elderly person ends up in a care home, they're very unlikely to ever be able to leave.
@@Up2date7. Lefties aren’t the ones who have a history of selling out their key industries and workers to western foreign nationals to exploit them mate. That’s all right
@@sicarioz4739 Maybe so but the practice of labelling the system as NHS when it clearly isn't is misleading and dishonest - a clear act of deception. The Test And Trace system is an utter disgrace. The people responsible for a massive waste of public money need to be held to account. It wasn't the NHS.
@@Number_Free I wouldnt say its a disgrace of a system, id say it isn't organised. However, the system itself has isolated and worked roughly 60 to 80% of the time. However, like any man made system, there will always be flaws.
"Don't kill your Gran. We'll do it for you because that's what we want." Uhhh, that bastard is the worst. We're just lucky Russell is the best. Also, Matt Hancock cannot sing. Just sayin'
He said "Don't kill your gran WITH COVID" but listening to the whole sentence means you cant make shitty jokes or belittle him for something he hasn't done. What brainless sheep, you are.
@@Jeff_Vader don’t u think that’s a bit obvious, and have u even watched the video, try addressing all the actors failures of Matt Hancock mentioned instead of grasping and straws, and let’s be honest here, u people let kids starve, so of course you’re not going to listen to any sense
The manipulation of the public is undeniable. This government is the most corrupt and morally absent for decades. But that's what 10+ years of Tory rule gets you. When we most need opposition, Keir Starmer appears from the wings, a total failure of opposition. Practically a Conservative himself, he has nothing to offer the left.
He’s a very very odd person indeed, very strange, how can you look like a little boy and middle aged beige accountant at the same time. The biggest problem we have is that all these sorts have loads and loads of self confidence whilst the real people of the world, the ones who really care and would do a super job don’t have that level of confidence, so we get these very strange people time and time again in these roles.
The U.K.could easily have done what the U.S. did under Trump...a big, fat, nothing. Test and trace ? If you test the number of cases goes up and you make a bad situation LOOK awful. Better to not test, and not even worry about tracing. Please note: a lot of the above is sarcasm.
I remember my friend telling me his granddad was the second person to get the vaccine. I didn't believe him and search it up, I came up to him and said that it's a guy called William Shakespeare and that that isn't his surname. That day I learned that my friends' surname is in fact Shakespeare...
Who’s here after Hancock announced he’s done with his job?
We should have seen it coming, he loves to party too much
Funny when russ said “I’m leaving you” I wonder if that was his reaction to his wife divorcing him 🤔
watching this after Hancock's resignation makes this 10x funnier.
It aged well
I felt like watching it again after what happened
"I'm leaving you" "Brilliant!" - in light of recent revelations, this joke has aged wonderfully
Just waiting for Rus to have a go at him again🤣🤣
Not the only on watching this after the affair
Yep absolute buffoon he’s now got no job no marriage and no family almost pity him almost 🤣
Or at the end ‘can’t believe I’m gonna keep my job’
@@DrWatson4 nah sadly the bastard is keeping his cozy MP salary and all the benefits
He simultaneously looks like a toddler and a middle aged accountant.
the most accurate discription ive ever heard im dying lmao
Perfect 😂
STOP IT 😂😂😂😂😂
Acts like one too.
So the boss baby 😂
this feels appropriate to watch this morning
Absolutely!
I'm sorry but that clip at the beginning was pure gold
Pure
Tears of laughter so funny!!
Phillip Schofield's facial expression says it all, really.
I agree Vicky
He's basically just thinking, the same as everyone else. Which is
'This man is an absolute tosser'
"I'm leaving you" "Brilliant!" ... Well that aged poorly
Well actually if you think about it it’s aged absolutely wonderfully 😂😂
"Don't kill your gran." - Most Tories would sell their own grandmother and they can't do that if she snuffs it - THAT'S what they're worried about.
Yeh... big borris selling his grandmother ?
@@taylorkmevery1428 selling his trust in the public already
They seem to love selling everyone else's grandmother. If an elderly person stays in a care home, the government will sell their house for them. By the time they come out the care home, they'll have nowhere to live. Which means that once an elderly person ends up in a care home, they're very unlikely to ever be able to leave.
Lefties would sell their entire country for fun. Bunch of traitors, Insane and emotional.
@@Up2date7. Lefties aren’t the ones who have a history of selling out their key industries and workers to western foreign nationals to exploit them mate. That’s all right
This aged well.
I remember thinking "No one'll ever be weirder than Miliband".. but nope... I was wrong.
Miliband was awkward, not weird.
Politicians are awkward and weird.
Biden
@@Trump-lt8bs h a i r y l e g s
"I can't believe I'm going to keep my job." That didn't age well. 😂😂
Why is this shit even better with him being caught cheating?
He's like this and *still* managed to pull. Jeez.
Bro shes a glorified prozzy
And there’s been even more Matt ammo since then. He’s the gift that never stops giving
Gift that’s never given*
@@oka2359 in a literal sense yeah
Test and Trace is not run by the NHS, but by a private company.
Doesnt need to be. The people that are part of the of the team have access to NHS database anyway.
@@sicarioz4739 Maybe so but the practice of labelling the system as NHS when it clearly isn't is misleading and dishonest - a clear act of deception.
The Test And Trace system is an utter disgrace. The people responsible for a massive waste of public money need to be held to account. It wasn't the NHS.
@@Number_Free It is an NHS system...its their database. Just because nurses and doctors aren't the ones making the calls, doesn't mean it's not NHS...
@@Number_Free I wouldnt say its a disgrace of a system, id say it isn't organised. However, the system itself has isolated and worked roughly 60 to 80% of the time. However, like any man made system, there will always be flaws.
@@sicarioz4739 The database is not the system - that includes people, who mismanaged the entire process, by the sound of it. All at enormous expense.
We need a Russell Howard hour every week with all the shit that is going on in the world.
this aged like fine wine..
He looks like he still sleeps with his teddy
That's the Spitting Image joke lol
Yes, uncle Ted.
You Got a problem with that?
Sleeping with his colleague
@@hvt8147 I never knew Matt Hancock was a playa. Funniest and most concerning news in ages.
"Don't kill your Gran. We'll do it for you because that's what we want."
Uhhh, that bastard is the worst.
We're just lucky Russell is the best.
Also, Matt Hancock cannot sing. Just sayin'
He said "Don't kill your gran WITH COVID" but listening to the whole sentence means you cant make shitty jokes or belittle him for something he hasn't done. What brainless sheep, you are.
@@Jeff_Vader don’t u think that’s a bit obvious, and have u even watched the video, try addressing all the actors failures of Matt Hancock mentioned instead of grasping and straws, and let’s be honest here, u people let kids starve, so of course you’re not going to listen to any sense
Waiting for a sequel, Russel.
I’ve been to Mars more times than Matt Hancock has been to a “pwoper pwarty”
3:34 THAT AGED AMAZINGLY
He comes across as someone playing a weird character on TV - the thing is he’s also a weird person when he’s behaving normally!
Handcock stares into your soul
Matt Hancock was the kid who drank rain in secondary school
I feel attacked...
😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
not me waiting for Russell to speak about Piers and Meghan dilemma
Me too, it’s gonna be so good
If only this video was made today.
RUclips again with the perfect algorithm
Actually we call him Matt Wanksock.
Funny one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
How to gaslight an entire nation. Eat Out to Help Out = Young people are killing their Nan’s
The manipulation of the public is undeniable. This government is the most corrupt and morally absent for decades. But that's what 10+ years of Tory rule gets you.
When we most need opposition, Keir Starmer appears from the wings, a total failure of opposition. Practically a Conservative himself, he has nothing to offer the left.
Matt Hancock is so weird
The sky is blue
Oranges are orange.
the Earth is flat.
@@milimnava9375
*_N A N I_*
@@milimnava9375 Doubt.
@@floppademon1506 omae wa mou shindeiru
This just fits so well with recent events 😂
This aged incredibly well
Well he couldn't be more right about his wife leaving him 3:34
He’s a very very odd person indeed, very strange, how can you look like a little boy and middle aged beige accountant at the same time. The biggest problem we have is that all these sorts have loads and loads of self confidence whilst the real people of the world, the ones who really care and would do a super job don’t have that level of confidence, so we get these very strange people time and time again in these roles.
Matt "I was getting fanny while you couldn't see your granny" hancock
last time i was this early, cameron was still our prime minister-
That's what boris said...
"I love parties...."
“I can’t believe I’m gonna keep my job” mmmm no your not good bye 🤣
I am really looking forward to your next vid on Matt 😂
Don’t forget JVT looks like penfold from danger mouse 😂
Freddie Mercury would be appalled by that karaoke session
Now, more than ever, just remember you are not Twatt Hancock.
"I can't believe I'm gonna keep my job"
..aged like milk 😂😂
I swear Russell Howard is a genius comedian I laugh so hard every-time.
Isn’t it weird how before the pandemic we never heard of him and now he is front and centre of everything to do with the fight against COVID.
You'd never heard of him, lots of people had.
Yeah ive been watching him since i was 5
@@isaachitchcock7113 Not Russell, Matt “the twat” Hancock.
Oh good I now have a reference point for Spitting Britain. Wonderful thank.
3:54 Matt said he loved parties 🎈
Which was proved factually correct months in the future 😂
"I can't believe I'm gonna keep my job." - That ages poorly lol
RUclips knew what they were doing with this one
3:34 - Well this was... prophetic
U have to talk about piers leaving gmb
For the Harry Potter fans out there, he looks like Wormtail 😂
He already knew
Love you Russ. Cheers mate, you never fail to make me laugh!
The U.K.could easily have done what the U.S. did under Trump...a big, fat, nothing.
Test and trace ? If you test the number of cases goes up and you make a bad situation LOOK awful. Better to not test, and not even worry about tracing.
Please note: a lot of the above is sarcasm.
3:30 like a fine wine
“I’m leaving you, brilliant! 😃”
That comment aged well…
3:34 that joke has aged well
Mad that this turns up on my suggestions after the recent scandal 🤣🤣
Some of these jokes have aged so well
Love the content Russel
This is so funny! Showed it to all my friends and they all laughed😂😂
Why is this guy in charge of the NHS 😂😂
He isn't
@@dansfilms7901 😂 not anymore eat out to help out😉
@@adambell3136 his aide know that to well
He never was in charge of the NHS
Thank you RUclips recommendation
Can we have Russell Howard as our PM
I think Charlie Brooker nailed it with his description of him - "Your sisters first boyfriend with a car - Matt Hancock"
The first one 😂😭
RUclips now agreeing and recommending it to me now
I remember my friend telling me his granddad was the second person to get the vaccine. I didn't believe him and search it up, I came up to him and said that it's a guy called William Shakespeare and that that isn't his surname. That day I learned that my friends' surname is in fact Shakespeare...
Read the title and had to like straight away 🤣
I wish this was longer.
Who’s here after he pulled that bird?
Philips face tells the whole story
The opening sketch is actually fucking genius
Who’s here after the affair revelation?
The fake crying at the end omg 😂😂😂
3:32 that aged well
OMG I’M SO HAPPY!!
Who’s here after what’s circulating on the web 🤣
*Dont. Kill. Your. Gran.*
By catching coronavirus
And passing it on to her
I know why he is weird. He went to my local college.
3:34 russel predicting the future like it's nothing
RUclips knows what it’s doing by suggesting this to me NOW! 🤣😭
The last bit is hilarious in retrospect
He was probably crying with laughter because he was sleeping around and thought he got away with it
The clip at the beginning PLEASEEE
This aged well
Lovely recommendation, such timing aswell 😂
gotta love russell
"I can't believe I'm going to keep my job 😭", just give it three months.
Legendary video!
This video aged well...
Aged like fine wine
This aged well 🤣🤣🤣
I'm crying the beginning is amazing
What a time to get this recommendation
3:33 well that aged well.
3:33 aged well
I love Russell. He's silly hilarious.