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  • Опубликовано: 17 июн 2021
  • Joe Lycett takes on 'inspirational' Instagram quotes and dodgy Facebook Marketplace deals from Dictionary Corner.
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  • @KrillMister57
    @KrillMister57 2 года назад +712

    The ”no, I don’t want you to have it” makes me cry of laughter and I’m not even sure why

    • @Smaugette
      @Smaugette 2 года назад +41

      He said it like an oversized posh toddler.

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 2 года назад +9

      @@Smaugette stewie griffin 😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +38

      It’s a rare moment of a troll being forced to pull away the curtain because another troll called their bluff and the first troll has to go “Shoo this isn’t for you!”

  • @BD-yl5mh
    @BD-yl5mh 2 года назад +184

    5:14 the way he annunciates “shit. tin.” Is spectacular

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +5

      Well if you don’t it’ll sound like shit in

  • @maiNmusica
    @maiNmusica 2 года назад +739

    I think "Your cat is a twat" would make an amazing bracelet!

    • @drtoonie
      @drtoonie 2 года назад +10

      I have no idea why it was rejected TBH

    • @jeremyk5414
      @jeremyk5414 2 года назад +2

      You guys do you understand that he never actually contacted an engraver and it is just a bit right?

    • @drtoonie
      @drtoonie 2 года назад +8

      @@jeremyk5414 No shit. So?

    • @johnafirth
      @johnafirth 2 года назад +5

      My two are twats, so I'd be fine with that.

    • @weckar
      @weckar 2 года назад +11

      @@jeremyk5414 I'd immediately agree if it were anyone else. With Joe, I'd say it's about a 50/50 chance.

  • @kylaedwards3431
    @kylaedwards3431 2 года назад +296

    "No i don't want you to have it". 😂😂

  • @firstname4337
    @firstname4337 2 года назад +428

    I liked him on Taskmaster, but I never knew how hilarious he was till i started watching these clips

    • @local9
      @local9 2 года назад +22

      He is a weapon when left to his own devices.

    • @EfHaichDee
      @EfHaichDee 2 года назад +8

      You have to go see him live. He's fantastic

    • @NRMT-A
      @NRMT-A 2 года назад

      Same

    • @spaceo8568
      @spaceo8568 2 года назад +5

      Omg. Watch his shows Joe lycett has your back as well as his Hugo Boss (his other legal name) has your back. It's Hilarious.

    • @PhilJohn1980
      @PhilJohn1980 Год назад

      As FHD said - he's AMAZING live. Saw his latest show a few weeks back (in Birmingham, where else?!?) and it was not only so funny I was out of breath from laughing so hard at points, but genuinely touching at the end.

  • @spewter
    @spewter 2 года назад +38

    "Ok very good bye bye" ...is now how I reply to all work emails

  • @bungerroyale112
    @bungerroyale112 2 года назад +239

    I absolutely love Joe, he's so chaotic

    • @rhythm242able
      @rhythm242able Год назад +2

      Chaotic? 🤔

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose Год назад

      I've seen him do things like this multiple times. Why do we all have to stop and listen and pretend it's funny?

    • @cr3237
      @cr3237 24 дня назад

      ​@@john.premoseBecause it is. He says what we all wish we'd thought of at the time.

  • @dlawn1030
    @dlawn1030 2 года назад +164

    "People with nothing to do in the days"... ouch that cut me deep.

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas 2 года назад +2

      i am at least deteriorating.

    • @sam04019491
      @sam04019491 2 года назад +2

      You mean all viewers of regular countdown.

  • @gjames4030
    @gjames4030 2 года назад +279

    The North American TV sensors would have a stroke because of this show.

    • @brettmcleod6068
      @brettmcleod6068 2 года назад +6

      Not North America, just United States of America lol

    • @theauldscientist
      @theauldscientist 2 года назад +31

      Censors. I would usually let this slip but considering this is countdown you can’t be getting away with that.

    • @Davvg
      @Davvg 2 года назад +7

      they really could use a good stroke once in a while, maybe it would help rid them of all that tension they have building up

    • @ScaredDonut
      @ScaredDonut 2 года назад +4

      @@brettmcleod6068 Canada would deff censor this as well. Not sure about Mexico tho

    • @reddragon3132
      @reddragon3132 2 года назад

      Wait really? What need to be censored because there's nothing really problematic in here. Only thing I could really see someone having a problem with is the swastika joke

  • @mikewithtwoarms
    @mikewithtwoarms 2 года назад +71

    A great few lines from Christopher Hitchens on this subject:
    “In the old days at the New Statesman, we once ran a celebrated weekend competition that asked readers to submit made-up gems of cretinous bucolic wisdom. Two of the winning entries, I still recall, were ‘He digs deepest who deepest digs’ and ‘An owl in a sack bothers no man’.”

  • @colaboytje
    @colaboytje 2 года назад +111

    It feels great to see Sean and incredibly sad at the same time.

    • @andylane247
      @andylane247 Год назад +5

      Yes. He didn't look too well.
      God I miss him.

    • @joski9030
      @joski9030 Год назад +1

      @@andylane247 agreed mate 😔

    • @beautifulmidnight
      @beautifulmidnight 13 дней назад

      God, same.
      My reaction was “Ooh, Sean Lock!” followed immediately by “…Aw.”

  • @flyingdutch9818
    @flyingdutch9818 2 года назад +391

    Who knew engravers had such a high moral code?!

    • @texasoilfields
      @texasoilfields 2 года назад +36

      I once tried to have a rather rude t-shirt made for a somewhat strange young gal I was dating ... No one would make it! Put me right off t-shirt printers. Looks like engravers may share the affliction

    • @benejeneb
      @benejeneb 2 года назад +22

      @@texasoilfields It makes no sense!! What is the difference, just more business, right?

    • @texasoilfields
      @texasoilfields 2 года назад +6

      @@benejeneb agreed!

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 2 года назад +34

      @@benejeneb I think it's part professionalism and also not wanting to be affiliated with that type of business. Someone will get something silly printed and then his friends would want the same till it spirals and you'll get known for not giving a toss for what you print, then come the racists and whatever else, fine line between jokes and innuendo. You never wanna be known as THAT business within your industry. Seen similar with tattoo places.

    • @benejeneb
      @benejeneb 2 года назад +11

      @@RK-ep8qy that is a very good point. I suppose it is subjective at the point where you draw the line. Very conservative in this case I think

  • @ItsMeSami
    @ItsMeSami 2 года назад +114

    Nobody trolls like Joe. Plus: I love any time I get to hear him say my name.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 2 года назад

      What's your name?

    • @ItsMeSami
      @ItsMeSami 2 года назад +4

      @@kanedaku Samantha

    • @vermilliongecko
      @vermilliongecko 2 года назад +3

      Are you the cat seen near his office?

    • @ItsMeSami
      @ItsMeSami 2 года назад +11

      @@vermilliongecko Meow’ll never tell…

  • @ocbyn
    @ocbyn 2 года назад +68

    How can you not love Joe Lycett.

  • @kaldo8907
    @kaldo8907 2 года назад +50

    I think Joe Lycett is one of the few comedians who would reliably make Sean Lock laugh

  • @andreiandrofski9426
    @andreiandrofski9426 Год назад +6

    Poor Dan. He was just adding to the humour and Joe couldn't take it...

  • @BiggiN483
    @BiggiN483 2 года назад +63

    How could anyone reject "you cat is a twat"? I love my cat. And she's a twat. Must have been someone who loves animals but has never met a cat.

  • @jaqjynx
    @jaqjynx 2 года назад +25

    My love for Joe Lycett’s hilarity knows no bounds.

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 2 года назад +47

    Best. Troll. Ever.

  • @prakashkalluri64
    @prakashkalluri64 2 года назад +41

    Dan sounds like a hoot

  • @michaelhoffmann2891
    @michaelhoffmann2891 2 года назад +9

    "Sentimental messages in jewelry"... "One Ring To Rule Them All..." Oh, Sauron, you big softie! 😆

  • @Tobiichi
    @Tobiichi 4 месяца назад +1

    The people that instantly go along and riff with Joe's antics are my favourite people

  • @joofbing
    @joofbing 2 года назад +42

    I mean I think Dan won that round 😆

  • @maxbean8781
    @maxbean8781 Год назад +6

    Lycett makes me cry with laughter

  • @danesorensen1775
    @danesorensen1775 2 года назад +13

    Joe Lycett is how I think I sound when I'm angry.

    • @SmilesPolitely
      @SmilesPolitely 15 дней назад

      Exactly. This is the calm voice in my head, but unfortunately I have Lewis Black shouting out of my mouth.

  • @jamesluby6705
    @jamesluby6705 2 года назад +7

    Love is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat... Love it 🤣

  • @sewells83
    @sewells83 2 года назад +13

    Joe is a legend 😂🤣👏🏻

  • @harwinweerink6741
    @harwinweerink6741 2 года назад +242

    When Walter White replaced Sean Lock

    • @js0988
      @js0988 2 года назад +3

      One can only wish, to be fair though a rock would be better and funnier.

    • @georgehardingham1857
      @georgehardingham1857 2 года назад +27

      @@js0988 you can’t beat Sean Lock.

    • @davidcapewell6011
      @davidcapewell6011 2 года назад +1

      Best thing about this video. Your comment funnier than that guy 🥱

    • @James-semaJ
      @James-semaJ 2 года назад +20

      @@js0988 you clearly don't understand his humour. He's hilarious.

    • @ThatGuyMagnum
      @ThatGuyMagnum 2 года назад +26

      Oof this hits a little differently now

  • @MasterChiefYT
    @MasterChiefYT Год назад +2

    Jimmy's laugh sounds like StampyLongNose's laugh

  • @pimpmyskin
    @pimpmyskin 2 года назад +6

    Joe is a evil shit and I fucking LOVE IT 🤣❤

  • @looneyllamalady6282
    @looneyllamalady6282 2 года назад +37

    Sean lock looked so ill here and no one really took notice, now he's passed you can really see it, I wish he wasn't gone, he was such a great guy

    • @chazmichaelmichaels88
      @chazmichaelmichaels88 Год назад +5

      I'm literally looking through to comments to see if I was the only person who noticed that as well.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Год назад +6

      "and no one took notice"
      Jeeeeeeez.
      'they didn't say it on any of the footage that was broadcast and, by extension, I think nothing was said off camera, too'

    • @rhythm242able
      @rhythm242able Год назад +1

      No onr noticed?!
      It's clips edited together from about 3 different shows you muppet, what did you want them to do announce before every joke how ill he looks?! You think he'd want to keep bringing it up every 5 mins?!
      What a stupid thing to comment, virtue doesn't work when you try and get everyone to look at you you know?
      Maybe you could get him a bracelet engraved with 'I cared the most about you, I even wrote a stupid comment to prove it but it didn't work I just looked a massive tw@t'?

  • @davidkglevi
    @davidkglevi 8 месяцев назад

    "Your cat is a twat" I'd wear on a t-shirt.

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 2 года назад +31

    He's brilliant.

  • @tomanycooks
    @tomanycooks 2 года назад +31

    i love his humour

  • @PaisleyParkGirl
    @PaisleyParkGirl 2 года назад +3

    Hysterical man! 🤣😂

  • @kaygee301
    @kaygee301 2 года назад +9

    Man, Hugo is just my favourite 😍

  • @mulderitsmee
    @mulderitsmee 2 года назад +7

    Joe Lycett is Loki in disguise

  • @ellathefinefella2084
    @ellathefinefella2084 2 года назад +2

    That guy’s laugh 😭

  • @klips9408
    @klips9408 2 года назад +2

    Lmao what a prankster

  • @dominusetdeus060644
    @dominusetdeus060644 2 года назад +31

    Hilarious dude

  • @danhodson7187
    @danhodson7187 11 месяцев назад

    Walrus has been very busy!

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 2 года назад

    Love this man

  • @neilcarrollMeganJamieForever
    @neilcarrollMeganJamieForever 2 года назад +75

    He is so fucking funny!

  • @TheRogueDM
    @TheRogueDM 2 года назад +9

    Joe missed a trick with Christopher Butterslip, in that he should have put up a pat of butter for sale, then said he'd changed his mind no one can have it, then logged in as Joe and gone "Christopher's butter has given us the slip!"

    • @mrrrrr5158
      @mrrrrr5158 Год назад

      Don't give up your day job pal

  • @scottyd2262
    @scottyd2262 2 года назад +3

    I just found out about Joe yesterday.. This guy is seriously funny

  • @rogerramjet5302
    @rogerramjet5302 2 года назад

    10/10 brilliant

  • @ethanturner8854
    @ethanturner8854 2 года назад +93

    8 out of 10 cats does Countdown is underrated

    • @fredriksahlstenglimmevi3259
      @fredriksahlstenglimmevi3259 2 года назад +31

      You think it’s worth 9 out of 10 cats?

    • @thresagraham8181
      @thresagraham8181 2 года назад +1

      @@fredriksahlstenglimmevi3259 🤣😂😂

    • @ShatnersBassoon
      @ShatnersBassoon 2 года назад +19

      How? It's a mainstream show, on a mainstream channel, with mainstream comedians, and is highly rated

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 2 года назад

      No its not

    • @Sheza58
      @Sheza58 2 года назад +2

      Sorry to disagree with a fellow Tiger but it's pretty well loved.

  • @karanahluwalia6659
    @karanahluwalia6659 9 месяцев назад +1

    1. hahahahahaha
    2. sean lock

  • @nathanmelton4721
    @nathanmelton4721 2 года назад

    All those letter's would make a great book

  • @MsGnor
    @MsGnor 24 дня назад

    Not gonna lie, that **is** Micky Flanagan! 😂✍

  • @SJW1989
    @SJW1989 2 года назад +5

    I love joe lycett

  • @niibor1
    @niibor1 Год назад +1

    I got a Hugo boss advert before this video

  • @stvp68
    @stvp68 2 года назад +1

    Sean with a beard!!!

  • @Heidimg1
    @Heidimg1 2 года назад +3

    That one guys laugh is everything lol

  • @deniseperryman2814
    @deniseperryman2814 2 года назад +2

    Joe is absolutely hilarious 😂 I’m desperate to see him live I know it will be a brilliant night Love 💕 from Denise in Yorkshire England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂😂🤣🤣😅👏👏👏👏👏💕😂👋

  • @alfie5589
    @alfie5589 2 года назад +8

    They should have cast this guy in Harry Potter, literally anywhere

    • @nigelmonteiro1260
      @nigelmonteiro1260 2 года назад +1

      They should've. I'm sure he would've be a good caster himself :p

    • @MsGnor
      @MsGnor 24 дня назад

      @alfie5589 cracking idea! Perhaps this is the series we all need, Joe as each HP part in turn 😂

  • @coylewho
    @coylewho 2 года назад

    Such a beautiful mind.

  • @jamiestewart3452
    @jamiestewart3452 Год назад +1

    I think about the ‘mint condition’ joke atleast once a month

  • @redkite_
    @redkite_ 2 года назад

    i love that i got an ad for ‘the always pan’ over this

  • @kitty121261
    @kitty121261 2 года назад +13

    I want to be friends with Joe 😂

  • @RiskPig
    @RiskPig 2 года назад +4

    He looks a lot like Hugo Boss

  • @deathfromabove123
    @deathfromabove123 7 месяцев назад

    his soft posh voice saying fuck the police 🤣🤣

  • @andrewjames1982
    @andrewjames1982 2 года назад

    “Well Jimmy….”

  • @sanfordcurtis8242
    @sanfordcurtis8242 2 года назад

    Joe is like a camp Lembit Opik

  • @nicks40
    @nicks40 2 года назад

    5:27 The necklace "For That Special Someone" looks more like a dog-tag with a sink chain. Nice. Only £89.99?

  • @EfHaichDee
    @EfHaichDee 2 года назад +9

    Seeing Sean in these videos is still kind of painful. Life really sucks sometimes

    • @gregwood5083
      @gregwood5083 2 года назад

      Agreed! They should edit him out of all repeats and clips

  • @musicsnob4226
    @musicsnob4226 10 месяцев назад

    Quickest way to get kicked out of Victoria secret: ask where the kids section is? Walk into a bank wearing a fake wig and mustache and conduct all your banking as normal. Then yell out lady and gentlemen and say it a turrets thing.

  • @carololiveira4831
    @carololiveira4831 2 года назад

    Chaotic Good in a nutshell

    • @kashiichan
      @kashiichan 2 года назад +1

      Nah, this is definitely Chaotic Neutral at it's purest.

  • @tk-zb6br
    @tk-zb6br 2 года назад +1

    Galaxy class troll

  • @mariarahelvarnhagen2729
    @mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 года назад

    Innit Calling Detectives

  • @cviasco8571
    @cviasco8571 2 года назад

    We used to do this a long time ago on trade and swap on Facebook

  • @interstaffing
    @interstaffing Год назад

    7:06

  • @monasharda9812
    @monasharda9812 Год назад

    Tinsel, and inlets, lets in, and n stile

  • @wolfie_75
    @wolfie_75 Год назад

    Over 70s categorie!

  • @bjrnchrstn
    @bjrnchrstn 2 года назад +2

    Joe is great. Sad to see Sean like that.

  • @johannesgutenburg6425
    @johannesgutenburg6425 2 года назад +5

    Seeing Sean now... in his ill state...

  • @stillbaomatsuo
    @stillbaomatsuo Год назад

    This guy is so funny! I wanna know what joke got the police involved

  • @danielhelsingborg
    @danielhelsingborg 2 года назад +1

    Modern day Loki

  • @joejs4613
    @joejs4613 2 года назад

    “Go away Dan you fucking knob”

  • @stoner4life765
    @stoner4life765 2 года назад

    Life is like cream it’s thick or it’s runny

  • @selinme
    @selinme 2 года назад

    😂😂😂

  • @susansusan6612
    @susansusan6612 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @godwinfynn1454
    @godwinfynn1454 2 года назад

    Loki in real life

  • @mistermagnifico
    @mistermagnifico 2 года назад

    04:49 he didn't make that up

    • @jonscriven
      @jonscriven 2 года назад

      What makes you say that?

  • @defectivepikachu4582
    @defectivepikachu4582 2 года назад

    the original troll

  • @musicsnob4226
    @musicsnob4226 10 месяцев назад

    Put on a fat suit and then turn up at a fitness class and do like 2 seconds of exercise and then just sit on the floor and say fuck that shit and then pull out a tub of ice cream and just sit there and start spooning at it like no you guys go ahead I'm living vicariously through you go-go-go

  • @cloe412
    @cloe412 2 года назад +12

    Why did he hate people playing along? I thought funny people like others playing along with them?

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk 2 года назад +19

      It's funnier when other people don't get the joke.

    • @_SIRENITY_
      @_SIRENITY_ 2 года назад

      He has to be funny first

    • @JordonBeal
      @JordonBeal 2 года назад +4

      That was part of the joke.

  • @shanejumbo4432
    @shanejumbo4432 2 года назад

    High IQ this kid.

  • @ZoeAlleyne
    @ZoeAlleyne Год назад +5

    This is great, but seeing Sean literally hurts my insides 😔

  • @ryan-anarchist-2535
    @ryan-anarchist-2535 2 года назад +2

    I want a FUCK THE POLICE bracelet now lmfao

  • @iseriver3982
    @iseriver3982 2 года назад +25

    If anyone of the general public called celebs out for being stupid on social media, they'd get slated as trolls.
    Joe does it and is applauded a hero.

    • @Elitist20
      @Elitist20 2 года назад +2

      It's not trolling if they're being stupid and those responding to them are accurately pointing this out.

    • @WanderlustQueen
      @WanderlustQueen 2 года назад

      Too right!!!!!!!!!
      In fairness though many celebs ARE often stupid on social media so it’s not Joe’s fault. He is just being observant!!!!!!!!

    • @mikefriend1514
      @mikefriend1514 2 года назад +2

      Ricky Gervais has no problem trolling other celebs. He regularly did it hosting the Golden Globes. And let’s not forget the bigger celebs don’t post anything themselves. They have a media company pump out inane crap in their name just to keep them ‘in the public eye’

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 2 года назад

      @@mikefriend1514 And footballers. Its so bait as well as weird. Why do footballers post after a winning match a picture of themselves during the game with some generic "Come on" message? Because its some media management farm who have paid the paps for the picture already; all while the players are still in the dressing room.

  • @christopherjohnson5748
    @christopherjohnson5748 2 года назад +1

    Wait, are we supposed to NOT like Snow Patrol?

  • @rebeccaconlon9743
    @rebeccaconlon9743 2 года назад +4

    The you're not my dad, wasn't that offensive. And these engravers are picky af

  • @ValentineS97
    @ValentineS97 2 года назад +2

    the presenter’s fuckin laugh….. 🙃

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas 2 года назад +2

    a bag of humbugs in mint condition would've been funnier.

  • @briezzy365
    @briezzy365 2 года назад

    You can just text custom orders to local shops?????

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 2 года назад +1

      Yes.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 2 года назад

      Independent shops / metalsmiths, and also privately owned businesses. Its up to them how they take orders.

  • @sexobscura
    @sexobscura Год назад +1

    3:03 is clever and 6:47 is just (evil) genius

  • @jerkfudgewater147
    @jerkfudgewater147 2 года назад +5

    This show is sooo much better when jimmy carr isn’t braying like a mule

    • @bertplank8011
      @bertplank8011 2 года назад +1

      Yeah it is all contrived....part of his act which could be easily ditched.

  • @stvp68
    @stvp68 2 года назад +6

    Can they get trouble for refusing to engrave those messages? Is it anything like refusing to make flowers for same-sex weddings?

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 2 года назад

      I doubt it, as there's no group of people being discriminated against here. Actually, I'm not sure that discriminating against gay couples is illegal in Britain. The only UK case I'm aware of so far was in Northern Ireland, which has specific laws against political discrimination, because of the history of sectarianism, and they were the laws in play in the case.

    • @HomoLegalMedic
      @HomoLegalMedic 2 года назад +3

      @@qwertyTRiG homosexuality is a protected characteristic in the UK, so it is illegal.

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 2 года назад +1

      @@qwertyTRiG Like a broken lift you’re wrong on so many levels.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 2 года назад +2

      @@andrewleah1983 I can assure you that when I say "I'm not sure" I am 100% correct. It is absolutely true that I'm not sure.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 2 года назад +1

      @@qwertyTRiG Fair plays on that comeback. 100% factual (re: "not sure").

  • @banksiasong
    @banksiasong Год назад

    There's a real cruel streak to Lycett's humour.
    A shame because he can be entertaining when he is not eviscerating his victims.